FKK Artemis - Berlin

[QUOTE=Mrlarkin;1342133]Do I need to bring extra clothes (work out clothes or swimming pants) in order to be allowed to use the gym or swimming pool?[/quote]No swimming pants needed. You swim naked. But it's a good idea to bring your own workout clothes to use the gym. It looks quite funny, a man doing his workout in a bathrobe.

[QUOTE=Mrlarkin;1342133]Can I buy cigarettes inside Artemis?[/quote]Yes. There's a vending machine.

[QUOTE=Mrlarkin;1342133]Do the girls have change with them in case I cannot pay with exact money?[/quote]Usually yes. If not (maybe because lack of change) , the cashier at the front desk will assist you and / or her.

[QUOTE=Mrlarkin;1342133]What is the politest way to say "no thank you" to a girl that you don't like?[/QUOTE]"No, thank you!" is the most honest way, in case you tell it polite with a smile on your face to her.

Good report. As they say in life, the best punts are the ones you don't do.

At least the girls have style here, I noticed several using the same one-liner after several seconds of saying hello: "lets be spontaneous babe and go into the room"

LOL.

[QUOTE=Neutron Flux;1342372]Some cursing, one girl said, at a volume so that half of the main bar could hear it, that I had just missed out on the 'sex of my life'. Ok, I don't think it will cause me sleepless nights. One girl came with such a brute force that I couldn't help but laughing, and took this not for what it was.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Kanta123; 1342319]Hi,

One thing though. Unless I find someone to go with me, how does one make the time pass in-between sessions when you fly solo? I noticed, bringing a book would be a good idea and perhaps going down a floor to the wellness area to retire. But otherwise I sort of feel it might look somewhat stupid sitting in a bar or a couch alone with a drink (that I need max 15 mins to drink). And I believe it might attract sharks as well.

I would think that this is most likely an issue in the early hours, before club fills up for the evening.[/QUOTE]Relax! LOL.

Nobody is going to think you are stupid for lying around alone, and if someone do think this, who gives a sxxx anyways.

I've been in artemis alone many times and I always enjoyed it. You can have food, listen to music while lying on a sofa, go in the wellness and have a sauna, a massage, sleep a bit, watch tv.

If you really need a break get a taxi and go eat something outside, and then go back.

Theres always other people alone in the club. Really no issue.

Have fun.

Kimino

[QUOTE=Mrlarkin;1342133]What is the politest way to say "no thank you" to a girl that you don't like?[/QUOTE]There was one guy who posted here saying he would pretend to be French and understand nothing but French. That's going way too far!

If you find a girl too pushy, the absolute best way is to invite her for a coffee. If she is what you think she is, then she will vanish before you reach the end of the sentence. If not, and she accepts your invitation, who knows, maybe you have been blind to the blossoming bosomy gift coming your way!

And if you really can't imagine zimmering her under any circumstances, then you can always fall back on the polite formula,"I'm sorry, but I promised my wife I come here for the health facilities only."

[QUOTE=Neutron Flux;1342372]Some women simply have such an attractive 'female' way. Voice and words, gestures, body language, hard to describe.[/QUOTE]Great report, Neutron. Interesting how the most objective posts on Artemis come from guys who are experienced FKKers but just passing through the city.

I am always happy to give Ruby the Heart Stealer a spin. She does not wear the gang tattoo. See earlier reports.

[QUOTE=Kimino; 1342426]Relax! LOL.

Nobody is going to think you are stupid for lying around alone, and if someone do think this, who gives a sxxx anyways.

I've been in artemis alone many times and I always enjoyed it. You can have food, listen to music while lying on a sofa, go in the wellness and have a sauna, a massage, sleep a bit, watch tv.

If you really need a break get a taxi and go eat something outside, and then go back.

Theres always other people alone in the club. Really no issue.

Have fun.

Kimino[/QUOTE]But there will also be a steady stream of willing young ladies stopping by to keep you company!

[QUOTE=Pharisaer;1342031]They are not requiried to leave their shoes outside. Some girls do, most of them don't. It's a decision of every single girl by itself.[/QUOTE]My last session of my visit was with Cindy from Poland. As she kicked off her shoes outside of the room she laughed at how ridiculous it was that mgmt made the girls take off their shoes before getting into the room. Perhaps some of the girls don't follow this rule, but it seems to be there.

[QUOTE=The Cane;1342465]But there will also be a steady stream of willing young ladies stopping by to keep you company![/QUOTE]A real nightmare! LOL

[QUOTE=Kimino;1342702]A real nightmare! LOL[/QUOTE]I think I will survive that part. Barely.

Dear all,

Just want to thank all those who post here. I was in Berlin a couple weeks ago.

The List.

Before my trip I researched this forum and compiled a list of Artemis girls to avoid, which I memorized right before heading off to Artemis. On hindsight I think this was a very useful thing to do because it seems to me more and more difficult to meet the right girls (for me, this means blonde, small figure, GFE-types) there.

Prologue.

It was Monday the day after the Venus messe. Things were very slow but I was fortunate to meet Katarina who provided a wonderful GFE session.

Verification.

Later as I was sitting on the couch in the main bar (the leftmost couch where you can get ambushed from over the side railing by the girls) , this blonde with a nice smile came up to me. Her name was Nella, and as it happens, hers was one of the names on the shit list. However she was smiling very sweetly and also, because I have a weakness for blondes, I took a chance and went upstairs with her. Within 5 minutes of being in the room I knew my information was accurate and I was about to get screwed over. Nella's mode of operation is to get you to cum as quickly as possible while she does as little as possible. Before 10 minutes was up I told her 'Let's just go', and she had the gall to say 'That's a good idea'! I've never been swindled like this before but it was a worthwhile and enligthening experience. A short while later I was in the Kino and Nella came in looking for more victims. When she saw it was me she gave a dirty look and left.

Epilogue.

Two days later I was at Artemis again, and Nella tried to hit on me, completely forgetting who I was! I looked at her without a word, then turned and walked away.

PS: Isabelle tried several times to get me to go with her, but she was also on the list (actually the name on my list was 'Isabella', but I assume Isabelle is Isabella). This time I took no chances and just told her no.

I was wondering if anybody has a recent version of the Shit List, aka, the girls to avoid at Artemis. Also, is it true that the owner personnally kicked out a couple of Hungarian girls last Sunday morning and that there is now a feedback list about the girl's services given to the clients? I was at Artemis last Saturday and didn't receive such a form.

Thanks and cheers.

[QUOTE=GabyMaximus; 1343116]I was wondering if anybody has a recent version of the Shit List, aka, the girls to avoid at Artemis. Also, is it true that the owner personnally kicked out a couple of Hungarian girls last Sunday morning and that there is now a feedback list about the girl's services given to the clients? I was at Artemis last Saturday and didn't receive such a form.

Thanks and cheers.[/QUOTE]I really do not support sharing the list here in the open forum where anyone (including girls who happen to by) can read. EF did his homework. He went back in the forum and noted names that appear time and again and made his list. IF he cares to share it with you via pm great. I really hope that he does not do so in the open forum. This is bad form IMO.

There has always been customer feedback forms at the front by the desk. That is if you are unhappy and don't have the balls to tell the front desk openly you can fill one out. Personally if I was really unhappy I would just mention it to the women at the desk when I leave.

AM

[QUOTE=Angus Magee; 1343363]I really do not support sharing the list here in the open forum where anyone (including girls who happen to by) can read. EF did his homework. He went back in the forum and noted names that appear time and again and made his list. IF he cares to share it with you via pm great. I really hope that he does not do so in the open forum. This is bad form IMO.

There has always been customer feedback forms at the front by the desk. That is if you are unhappy and don't have the balls to tell the front desk openly you can fill one out. Personally if I was really unhappy I would just mention it to the women at the desk when I leave.

AM[/QUOTE]If there are bad providers and scammers and the such, then I believe they should be exposed right here so that everybody can be aware of who to avoid, like the "Egyptian" at Palace for example. And who cares if they see it here or not? In fact, I hope they do so they will know we're on to their bullshit and won't take it anymore!

This is a place for sharing information, and I believe this is exactly some of the kind of info that should get wide distribution. And how many times have we read how going to the front desk accomplishes little or nothing? Just a shrug of the shoulders and carry-on as usual! No, there should be regular reporting on subpar providers who should be exposed right here for all to see. After that, you can't say you weren't warned.

The front desk sure isn't going to tell you avoid this one or that one because she's no good! Also, past experience clearly shows the management is unlikely to get rid of the her. So, the best thing we can do is help each other out by shining a bright spotlight on all the rip off artists. Freeze them out by steering our business elsewhere.

I agree with Cane, a little heads up is always a good thing! But the information has to be accurate and that's something I'm personally very bad at (I never listen when they say their names).

"A man has a brain and a penis, but only enough blood to use one at a time"

[QUOTE=EtrnalFeminine; 1343064]The List.

Before my trip I researched this forum and compiled a list of Artemis girls to avoid,

Verification.

Later as I was sitting on the couch in the main bar (the leftmost couch where you can get ambushed from over the side railing by the girls) , this blonde with a nice smile came up to me. Her name was Nella, and as it happens, hers was one of the names on the shit list.[/QUOTE]How's that sample size of 1 workin' out for ya?