Phillip Marlow. Fist in the air in the land of hyprocrocy!
You wrote this:
[QUOTE=PhilipMarlow;2981601]From a guy who within the last few days wrote almost 1900 words defending his completely incorrect thesis. Such condescension.[/QUOTE]Then you wrote this:
[QUOTE=PhilipMarlow;2982382]There are not many here who engage in pointless blaming and start and fan flame wars, and I'm not responsible for what others do. As long as I don't engage in them I'm good.[/QUOTE]You are full of [B]male bovine excrement[/B].
I have no issue about the Legality of Prostitution Argument. Why mother fucks like yourself thinks it belongs in the Pattaya Reports Thread instead of Chats, General or RANTS is beyond. Me.
Both of your posts are in the Pattaya Reports thread. So stop patting yourself on the back for civil behavior within your a clogging up the Pattaya Threads with your need to be right about the Legality of Prostitution Issue.
have you started playing golf again ?
[QUOTE=SubCmdr;2979008]As I continue to change my life in 2025, I am engaging in more activities outside of the [B]FOUR VICES[/B] (Food, Drink, Weed, Girls). I am currently preparing to start playing golf again. First stop was a golf store across from the Outlet Mall. Mostly overpriced used equipment. But I am old school and much of the new equipment is obscenely over priced and I don't like the designs. In the [U]Dominican Republic[/U] and the [U]United States of America [/U] it was very easy for me to make my own golf clubs. I used to own a Club Fitting business. So I know the base costs of a golf club as it only consists of a (Dick) head, (Dick) Shaft, (Hand) Grip.[/QUOTE]I found this little story for you <3 :
There are three guys who want to play golf, and they say that to play golf you need a ball, a club and a hole. So the first one says: "Well then, I'll sacrifice myself, I'll give a ball. " The other one says: "Oh well, I've got a [B] BIG BLACK DICK[/B] , I'll provide the club!" And the other one says: "I'm not playing!
EverythingBi wants to tell gods what they can and cannot be.
[QUOTE]And this Shiva slap nonsense? Buddy, if you're going to come at me with religious references, at least get your deities right. Shiva's not a woman, you absolute potato. But hey, it makes senseyou don't actually know shit about your own culture, which is why you're out here sneaking free Pepsi at KFC instead of, I don't know, being an actual contributing member of society.[/QUOTE]Mr. I am not a racist, I have an Indian friend.
Let me relieve you of your [B]white man's burden[/B] to explain to the brown people, that I am a proud Prince to, on what Shiva is, isn't, and supposed to be. I am almost quote 1000% certain that gods, God, or dieties are just spirits without body or form. They are neither man or woman, but are supposed to be able INHABIT whatever form they choose or not choose. Not only are you racist but chauvinistic thinking Shiva cannot take a form with femininity with 8 arms in order puta slap a puta like yourself. The term "her" does not simply refer to [B]women[/B] you dumbfuck. Just like when you people refer to God as he, Him, Thy Father. Are you saying God is a man? Shiva can be anything. In this case, the action of slapping is what females do. And Shiva with her 8 arms is needed to slap the bizznitch named [B]YOU[/B]. I am also quite sure there are statues depicting Shiva half masculine half feminine. You are the same people trying to convince others Jesus your Savior was white, blonde, blued eyed and not a brownie like myself. Jesus was brown and an Arab. Quit trying to tell people that they are / are not / can / cannot do. LOL.
There is popular song we sing in Pune about Shiva and all the forms Shiva can take. Learn it. Sing it.
[B]"Shi-va, he-va, a we-va.
I-va, you-va, a they-va.
Be-va, be-va, a lu-va.
I hope he will understand.
Shi-va, he-va, a we-va.
I-va, you-va, a they-va.
Be-va, be-va, a lu-va.
Oo oo shi-do, Shi-va".[/B]
Oakie needs to take his ass back to the Dominican Republic and take Nyezhov wit ya!
[QUOTE][b]They don't post here, because they don't need and endless copied and pasted platitudes and navel gazing analysis on how to buy sex, which can be summed in a couple of words[/b].[/QUOTE]But the OP does. He posts on ISG. He has over 2100 posts on ISG. Now, I will wait for him to tell me how his posts are better, more important, more informative than few words that is speaks of are needed. That is a lot of words summing up something very simple.
Because you don't know who they are you cannot speak for them. Such idiocy on your part. You cannot make that statement as a fact. You don't know how many people read ISG. Every heard of the 80/20 rule? Most of the people posting feed information to the majority of the people reading. People really used to trust you tell them how to run their businesses? Hard to believe. I wouldn't listen to instructions from you on how to take the trash out. You couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were on the heal and said: [I]Turn Up[/I].
You do understand that this is just your opinion. People visit Sosua without ever reading anything [B]Dumb Ass Handle Redacted[/B] has ever written. At least I think you live in the Dominican Republic. You have never even been to Thailand. You can post anything you like.
IMO you need to take your *****, mother fucking, (insert skin color of your choice), old, fat, ugly, poorly dressed, homophobic, racist, under endowed gringo ass back to the Dominican Republic Threads. Continue enjoy reorganizing your sock drawer, beating on your keyboard and dancing barefoot with your Dominican Prostitute that you have wifed up. Make sure you tip Paco when he brings you your favorite empanadas and bottle of Brugal. You call that real life. I call it a REAL boring life.
[B]ROTFLMAO![/B]
Oakie and Nyezhov got matching white hoodies!
[QUOTE=Nyezhov;2982482]Holy shit Oakie you are right, he wants to show me his dick. [b]Fuck you, boy[/b]. Not man. [b]Boy[/b].[/QUOTE]With your Ladyboy Obsession I am sure you see dick all the time. Problem is you are so fat you cannot see you own anymore.
[QUOTE=Oakie;2982407]with a filthy mouth[/QUOTE][B]Are you really soft as a marshmallow and delicate as a snowflake[/B]? Are you really going to come into the RANTS threads of an adult web site of men and get triggered by aggressive language? You need to say out of the RANTS sections in order to preserve your own mental well being and keep you stress level low. You are welcome off for the tip Oakie.
I see you have picked up a new racist friend. I don't call you [B]Ship Captain[/B] for nothing. Through your posts you are proving to everyone that you are [U]Captain Obvious[/U].
ElMexicant-Congratulations, You've Reached Peak Dumbass
Oh, here we go El Mexicant, the self-proclaimed Prince of Punjab, out here dropping grade-school level theology while doing mental gymnastics to cover up the fact that he does not know what the fuck he is talking about. Let us unpack this disaster of a post, shall we?
First off, spare me your weak-ass attempt at flipping the script with this "white man's burden" nonsense. This has nothing to do with race and everything to do with you being a fucking moron who confidently spews nonsense like it's gospel. Let's revisit the facts, genius:
1. Shiva is a god. A male god.
2. You called Shiva 'her' like you were talking about your auntie.
3. You got called out for it, and now you're scrambling to make it sound intentional.
Nice try. But let's be real you fucked up, and now you're doing the internet version of a drunken bar argument where you just keep shouting until people stop responding.
And this whole "gods don't have forms" thing? Cute theory, but you clearly haven't seen a single fucking depiction of Shiva in your life. Shiva is literally always shown as a masculine figure ash-covered, serpent around his neck, and trident in hand. Yeah, there's an Ardhanarishvara form, but, It's half-and-half comprising the masculine god Shiva and the feminine goddess Parvati. The name Ardhanarishvara means "the Lord who is half-woman" and symbolizes the union of the male and female aspects of the divine You are clearly clueless about your own culture and religion.
Now let's talk about this next-level stupidity where you claim that slapping is feminine, so that means Shiva is a woman. Are you hearing yourself right now? By that logic, I guess Mike Tyson is a delicate little princess, and Floyd Mayweather is out here applying mascara before every fight. News flash, dumbass: Slapping someone isn't a gendered activity it is just something people do when they want to shut down idiots like you. It's called a ***** SLAP. Just like Will Smith did to Chris Rock.
And let's not even get into this hilarious hypocrisy where you claim I'm "telling people what they can and can't do," while you're literally out here trying to rewrite Hindu theology to justify your own ignorance. You're not some enlightened sage you are just a Punjabi dude sneaking free Pepsi at KFC, throwing out half-baked philosophy like you read a Wikipedia summary and now you think you are the Dalai Lama.
And that song? That's not a "popular Pune song", you absolute clown. That's just you mashing words together like a toddler and hoping nobody notices. You might as well have thrown in "Shiva, viva, eat a quesadilla" and called it a sacred hymn.
Bottom line? Take the L and move on. You are not the spiritual scholar you think you are, and the only thing Shiva needs to slap is the back of your head for wasting everyone's time with this incoherent nonsense.
ElMexicant's Spiritual Journey – From KFC Pepsi Thief to Pune's Worst Theologiian
Oh. My. Fucking. God. Or should I say spirit without body or form? Because according to ElMexicant, Hinduism has apparently been wrong for 4,000 years, and we should all take religious lessons from a guy who thinks "Shiva" is a fucking freestyle rap hook.
I could not resist so let us dissect this further LOL.
1. "Gods are just spirits without body or form. ".
Buddy, are you out of your goddamn mind, or is the free KFC Pepsi spiking your blood sugar? Hinduism is literally filled with deities that have distinct forms, symbols, and attributes. Krishna? Blue-skinned and rocking a flute. Hanuman? Straight-up monkey god. Shiva? Ash-covered, snake around his neck, trident in hand. But no, according to ElMexicant, 4,000 years of Hindu depictions are just one big misunderstanding—because he's "almost quote 1000% certain" that Hinduism is formless.
This is the equivalent of a Christian saying Jesus was just a floating orb of light and not an actual dude. It's that fucking dumb.
2. That "Popular Pune Song" Is Not a Real Thing.
What the actual fuck is this shit?
"Shi-va, he-va, a we-va. I-va, you-va, a they-va. Be-va, be-va, a lu-va. ".
Are you fucking kidding me? Is this Hindu theology or a Sesame Street episode? Did you just throw in random rhymes and hope nobody questioned it? This is not a song. This is you making shit up like a toddler trying to sound deep.
This sounds less like a sacred hymn and more like a fucking Dora the Explorer chant. I was expecting "Swiper no swiping" to show up in the second verse.
If this is your idea of Hindu culture, I'm done. You have officially lost all credibility, and I highly recommend you never step foot in an actual temple, because the priests will slap the dumb right out of you.
3. You Are a Walking Contradiction.
One minute, you're claiming gods are "formless," and the next, you're writing some bullshit nursery rhyme about all the different forms Shiva can take. Pick a fucking lane. Either gods have forms, or they don't. You don't get to flip-flop between whatever sounds smartest in the moment—because guess what? You don't sound smart. You sound like a *******.
4. The Only Thing Shiva Needs to Slap Is Your Face.
I've had more intelligent religious discussions with drunk backpackers in Khao San Road bars than whatever the fuck you're trying to pass off as "knowledge. " You're out here rewriting Hinduism on the fly, throwing together fake-ass Pune songs, and expecting us to take you seriously? Not happening.
You know what's funny? You act like some big, spiritual scholar, yet you spend all your time in Pattaya being a bitter little gossip queen. Maybe instead of playing religious expert, you should worry about why you're obsessed with me, my clothes, my drinks, and my posts.
Bottom line? You are full of shit. Your religious knowledge is garbage, your fake-ass songs are embarrassing, and if Shiva really does take different forms, I hope he takes the form of a size 12 boot and kicks your clueless ass back to reality.
And another one of my haters are back. You been hanging out with Oakie my man?
I just learned that there is an entire country filled with punk ass ***** mother fuckers like [B]Pimpampoumpipo[/B]. Spending 2% GDP on the military is not going to help a country when they are full of men known for running like bitches (Pimpampoumpipo) when the balloon goes up.
EverythingBi suffers from poverty of the brain mentality and lack of spirituality.
Either his foster mother dropped him on his head too many times as a baby or he suffers from simpleton syndrome like Corky Thatcher. Maybe he wasn't breast fed. Only Shiva knows what's wrong with his mind. EverythingBi goes around the internet and takes all the information he find as the absolute truth instead of using common sense. Maybe he has none. [B]
1. Google "God depictions. " Click on Images. And get lots of pictures of an "old white man in the sky with beard. " He says this is God. LOL.
2. Google "Santa Claus. " Click on Images. And get lots of pictures of an "old fat white man in red suit with a white beard. " He says this is Santa.
3. Google "Shiva means the deathless, changeless, timeless, formless. " And he says NOTHING. LOL. [/B].
From the AI net. "According to Hindu mythology, yes, Lord Shiva is said to have taken the form of Rathnavathi's mother in the story of "Markandeya Purana" to protect her son, Markandeya, from the clutches of Yama, the God of Death". So what is all this about Shiva being only male and not formless?
EverythingBi, you are just a dumb motherfucker. Those are just depictions and statues. And your dumbass still haven't figured out the truth by now or an understanding of spirits and the spirit world vs. Form, body, depictions? You display very low level, disconnected thinking shown by those who are impoverished of the brain. The weak spirited and the lost. That is what statues and depictions are for to control the weak minded like you, even 4,000 years ago. It's 2025 fucktard and you are still living in the stone ages? There is a word we use in India to indicate this type of poverty of the brain mentality. The word is [B]"stoopid. "[/B] The idiot who stands, prays, and bows upon a statue of white man nailed to a cross then goes out poisons himself and others with 40 drinks. And that's why statues exist in the devil's world, for dummies like you to waste time worshipping the "made up and not real" bodies and forms of dieties, instead of the unseen, spirits, and acts. Hasn't those demonic possession movies like the Exorcist taught you anything?
Next time, when somebody asks you what does Santa Claus look like, your answer needs to be, [B]The Santa Claus we see at the malls is just a representation of the Christmas Spirit, which has no form. But the Christmas Spirit was in my foster mom, just like the Prince of Pune for 45 minutes, and she gave me presents. So my foster mom, who is a woman, was my Santa Claus. Final Answer[/B]. This is worthy of ONLY a beauty pageant contestant. Now I see why you would still say "fat old man in red suit with beard. ".
And there is your answer Virginia, Santa Claus [B]CAN[/B] be a woman. This is called next level thinking. Try to catch up. Stop repeating information and use critical thinking skills. But for today, you have taken over the top idiot spot from Mr. Fried Chicken, who damn well knows you can get fat and sick off of 3000 calories with of broccoli if you just sit around and type 50 posts a day on ISG. So neither fried chicken nor broccoli deserves the label of "unhealthy. " That label belongs to the one who posts the most. LOL.
As for the Shiva song. Here is the American adaptation from last century. Shiva frowned upon eating the sacred cows in your burgers and took the form of the Cyn (Sin) to prove his / her / its point. Just wait for the chorus. LOL.
[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFq4E9XTueY[/URL]
[B]"Shi-va, he-va, a we-va. I-va, you-va, a they-va. Be-va, be-va, a lu-va. I hope he will understand. Shi-va, he-va, a we-va. I-va, you-va, a they-va. Be-va, be-va, a lu-va. Oo oo shi-do, Shi-va".[/B]
The DR Twat—Still Obsessed, Still Clueless, Still a Lonely Old Fuck
[QUOTE=SubCmdr;2982598]I love how people brag about their relationships that do not involve money. Did the OP go dutch on the buffet? She she paying half for the hotel room (I am assuming they are sleeping in the same bed)? How did they get to Vietnam? Did she pay for her own plane ticket?
Well I brag the other direction. I have a girl in my life that is very important to me. Today I was on the street preparing for V-Day. A couple of small giifts one very important gift that was chump change for me (one small profitable trade) but will mean the world to her. Now I could engage in self delusion and say [B]I don't give her money[/B]. But that is to be pedantic because all of the gifts involve money. When we go out, it involves money. The difference is that she gives to me also. Gifts that cost money. Amounts of money that are not insignificant to her. The idea that relationships do not involve money is a delusional state of mind that I have seen proffered in threads across ISG. To each their own in their way of thinking.
[B]ROTFLMAO![/B]![/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]I think that you should be commended for your contribution to the local economy of Pattaya. Gold is probably the richest material gift you can give a woman.
Not many mongers, have as many as 3 "Wives", in other countries who you "support", with your largesse!, along with your latest "gik".
I think you set some kind of example for all mongers! LOL.[/QUOTE]Ah, look who crawled out of his Caribbean hole once again—Mr. DR Threads, a guy so desperate for attention he had to come sniffing around even when nobody mentioned his name. You're like a stray dog begging for scraps at a table you weren't invited to.
Let's get one thing straight:
You sit in your DR retirement home, talking down to the very guys who keep this forum alive, pretending like you're above it all. Meanwhile, you can't shut the fuck up about what's happening in Thailand. Why? Because your life in the DR is so goddamn miserable, you need to live vicariously through us. You don't post about actual mongering—you post about yourself, your sad life, and your desperate need for validation.
"I think you should be commended for your contribution to the local economy of Pattaya. ".
Oh, fuck right off. You say this like you're mocking, but what the fuck do you think mongering is? We contribute. We pay. We play. We enjoy. Meanwhile, you're sitting alone in the DR, sipping on some watered-down Presidente beer, posting bitter little comments about guys who actually live the life.
You can't stand that we're out here thriving while you're stuck in a retirement home circle-jerk with other washed-up losers.
And let's talk about this pathetic obsession with Sub.
For a guy who supposedly doesn't care about him, you sure as hell follow his every move. Sub didn't even mention you, yet here you are, foaming at the mouth, rushing to comment. That's beyond pathetic.
What's next? You going to start journaling about him? Start a scrapbook? Maybe get a little shrine going in your DR shack? You mention "Big Black Dick" so much, you must have some kind of weird fetish. LOL.
Face it: The only thing sadder than your opinions is the fact that nobody asked for them. Yet here you are, obsessing over Thailand, gossiping about people you don't know, and trying to insert yourself into conversations that don't concern you.
Do us all a favor—stay in your lane. You've got your own circle of washed-up nobodies to impress in the DR. Maybe go argue about who gets to sit in the rocking chair next. Meanwhile, we'll keep enjoying Thailand, mongering, and living the life you WISH you could.
Just one more thing about the DR Fossil
You know, for someone who claims zero interest in this place, you sure as hell hover around like a desperate ex who never moved on. Let me guess you wake up every morning, log in, search for my name, Sub's name, and start seething.
And now you are copy-pasting statistics like some deranged accountant who just found out his pension isn't going to last. "118 mentions! 17 times in a rant!" You twat, are you keeping a spreadsheet? Do you wake up every day counting posts like Rain Man on crack?
And then you go into your usual "people will talk" bullshit.
Yeah, people are talking about how pathetic it is that some DR pensioner is still trying to be relevant in a forum he claims to despise. You say you "ignore" things, yet here you are, writing an essay filled with your usual projection, resentment, and outright nonsense.
Let's get one thing straight:
This forum is about mongering. Not about you whining about how we enjoy mongering.
This isn't a support group for old guys in the DR who have nobody to talk to.
And your opinions? Worth less than the pesos you tip your favorite barrio brothel girl.
And this whole "fantasy vs. Real life" spiel?
Oh, shut the fuck up. You're sitting alone, posting on the same damn sex forum as the rest of us, but somehow you think you're above it? Newsflash:
Nobody here is looking for the meaning of life.
Nobody needs a DR retiree to tell them what's real or not.
And nobody literally nobody gives a fuck about your self-righteous babble.
You say I'm not "Everything Thai?" Well, guess what, twat? You are not Everything DR, either. You're just another lonely old man, typing bitter replies because your only friends are the other washed-up losers in your retirement village.
Now, go back to the DR threads where someone might still pretend to care what you think. Oh wait nobody there does either.
