Bangkok Reports

[QUOTE=Nyezhov;2227235]Had to go down to Nana yesterday at about 1 pm. Even in the afternoon it reminds me of why I don't go down there. Buzzed pass Kasalong and Lollytas, no talent what's over. I was ready to hand out dog biscuits.

There were some freelancers out and Hillary etc had more girls than punters, but it was too early for the punters anyway.[/QUOTE]In former times, Morning Night and Stumble Inn has some doable girls, not sure I saw great talent recently though. I do see Expats love to hang out in pool / snooker bars in daytime, and get fat from beer and French fries.

Thermae was packed tonight, about 50 % we're doable to me. The girls were smiling at me left and right, unfortunately I was a bit intoxicated so decided just to bag it.

There was nothing worthwhile at Crazy House.

[QUOTE=Lanick;2226953][URL]http://bangkokpassionmassage.com/masseuses/[/URL]

Had a really great session with Smile at Passion. Can't remember the exact price but should be around 3 k for 2 hrs. Smile is super sweet, short but with a good figure. Super GFE type of girl.

Had a separate overnight session in the hotel and she gave me some money back saying I paid her too much! But I did not over pay.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the link and report Lanick. Smile looks good. I also liked the pics of Alice (almost looks like a Latina) and Fern (traditional Thai look IMHO). I find I'm attracted to girls that are a little taller and older.

[QUOTE=Soroche;2227008]Try the 100% Arabica whole bean coffee from the Royal Project of Thailand shop located at the farmers market across from Chatuchak. It is 300 baht for 500 grams and is dark roasted with a light sheen from the oil. I have found the quality and consistency of the roast to be very consistent and have been buying it there for over 6 years. They have a small coffee shop on the premises that uses the Royal Project coffee so you can get a taste before you buy.[/QUOTE]I noticed that Nescafe Red Cup has different countries of origin. The only one I will buy is the Thai version. I have seen versions from Indonesia and heard of others made in other SE Asian countries. I think Nescafe produces Red Cup label to placate the governments who want to make sure that their countries' coffee industry are not over run by cheap crap coffee.

[QUOTE=Allover;2227570]Thanks for the link and report Lanick. Smile looks good. I also liked the pics of Alice (almost looks like a Latina) and Fern (traditional Thai look IMHO). I find I'm attracted to girls that are a little taller and older.[/QUOTE]My pleasure. The shop is also pretty clean and spacious.

Ploy and Irin look pretty nice too. Trouble is, looks never equate to chemistry and the latter for me is key to great sex.

Hope you have a good session with Alice And Fern. Smile's pictures are actually 95% accurate!!

Cheers.

[QUOTE=Lanick;2227644] Trouble is, looks never equate to chemistry and the latter for me is key to great sex..[/QUOTE]Oops typo. I meant looks alone never equate to chemistry! My apologies.

[QUOTE=Allover;2227570]Thanks for the link and report Lanick. Smile looks good. I also liked the pics of Alice (almost looks like a Latina) and Fern (traditional Thai look IMHO). I find I'm attracted to girls that are a little taller and older.[/QUOTE]I like those looks too. Also Jasmine and Eva on first pic. Beware the photo shopping. The real looks might be significantly different.

Looking at other pics for Jasmine and Eva, they varied a lot and I quickly changed my mind. Many girls are made to look slimmer than reality.

At least Smile's pics were more consistent.

I once tried Maya that someone else recommended. Her looks were barely a pass for fussy me and session was not good at all. So the pics lied a lot. We just didn't gel I guess. She was a bit old and deteriorated. I have nothing against age but need good condition. Also need a sweeter girl and wasn't slim enough. Serves me right. I don't think I ever got a useful girl recommendation on the forum. Can't recall even one where I did not try of my own accord. Occasionally happened to hit a common popular girl like Yok (Tulip) or June (Snow White) but I had chosen them with no prior knowledge. Perhaps I tried Dao based on recommendation eventually. Just means we all have to allow for our own taste and our own chemistry with the girl. I tried a recommended girl at SW (think was called Benz) once and that was a no repeat also. Too fake for me.

Bam appeals to me if her pics are accurate. Looks like a girl I once knew but probably not. Looks slim and delicate no silly cones

[QUOTE=Lanick;2226932]Sometimes I just don't understand how Thailand can be so dysfunctional!

Just tried asking Analisa Nana if I can book Coy and they said there's not such a lady!

Monkey Paw, which website did you get Coy's profile picture from? I want to send them the link to remind them of Coy (or go to the alternative shops to bone her!

Let's grab a beer should you be in BKK next week![/QUOTE]This could be a "Lost in Translation" potentially. The name should be pronounced like "Goy" (with emphasis - Common female Thai name) although is normally spelled "Koy". A Thai unaspirated "K" sounds a bit like a letter "G". If pronounce wrong, they may not understand. Other possibility is she is gone, or they never had anyone with that name.

So "goy" would be a girl's nickname, but her working name could easily be something else like "Coco" as an example, or any other non Thai name that appears on the web site, since I don't see Goy, Coy, or Koy there or Goi, Coi, Koi either. Western spelling for a Thai name is rarely absolutely clear.

[QUOTE=Syzygies;2227873]This could be a "Lost in Translation" potentially. The name should be pronounced like "Goy" (with emphasis - Common female Thai name) although is normally spelled "Koy". A Thai unaspirated "K" sounds a bit like a letter "G". If pronounce wrong, they may not understand. Other possibility is she is gone, or they never had anyone with that name.

So "goy" would be a girl's nickname, but her working name could easily be something else like "Coco" as an example, or any other non Thai name that appears on the web site, since I don't see Goy, Coy, or Koy there or Goi, Coi, Koi either. Western spelling for a Thai name is rarely absolutely clear.[/QUOTE]Hi Syzygies,

Thanks for the tips! Let me try asking Analisa based on the potential variants. "Coy" looks pretty hot based on MonketPaw's pictures.

Hopefully MP would be kind enough to provide the weblink, after all he has his reputation to uphold!

Should you be in BKK next week, I'd like to buy you a couple of beers as a thank you.

Cheers.

[QUOTE=Lanick;2227807]Oops typo. I meant looks alone never equate to chemistry! My apologies.[/QUOTE]True, but if things don't work out in the chemistry department you can always jerf off on top of a beautiful girl, it is harder to jerk off on top of an ugly chc. LOL.

[QUOTE=RedKilt;2226871]In case there are "non-Aussies" reading your post, your reference to "Buckley's and None" has its origin as an Australian slang term "Buckley's chance" (meaning "little or no possibility" or "no chance at all" We often say "You've got Buckley's chance" which is actually rhyming slang as "Buckley and Nunn" (meaning "None").
It's also used as a pun (as Syz used it): "You've two chances: Buckley's and none".

It refers to a former Aussie Department Store called "Buckley's and Nunn".[/QUOTE]Thank Red Kilt. That was perfectly summed up.

When I was in town a couple months back I had lunch at the New Yorker Cafe which has moved down by the shops on 22. Great spot for lunch with a good pastrami sandwich. I can't remember which one of the shops it sits across from but it was fun to sit and flirt with the girls across the way. I ended up messaging them on Line and asked about A+ girls and they had a few. (there is a butt penalty) I ended up taking FHA for an hour. She has had a baby, but damage wasn't bad, tits not as perky as I would have liked. Photos are a bit dated and photoshopped of course, but had a good session with her and she had a good wanting to please attitude. She isn't the thai thin I like, but she was firm not flabby everywhere. Since they don't advertise the A+ she doesn't do it often (so she says) and it had been a couple months she said since she did it last which made it sexy in a different way than the normal PSE girls. Anyway these shops on 22 don't get written about a lot, but it's another section to keep in mind.

[URL]http://kissbangkokmassage.com/images/masseuses/fha/[/URL]

[QUOTE=Lanick;2227644]My pleasure. The shop is also pretty clean and spacious.

Ploy and Irin look pretty nice too. Trouble is, looks never equate to chemistry and the latter for me is key to great sex.

Hope you have a good session with Alice And Fern. Smile's pictures are actually 95% accurate!!

Cheers.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Lanick;2226932]Sometimes I just don't understand how Thailand can be so dysfunctional!

Just tried asking Analisa Nana if I can book Coy and they said there's not such a lady!

Monkey Paw, which website did you get Coy's profile picture from? I want to send them the link to remind them of Coy (or go to the alternative shops to bone her!

Let's grab a beer should you be in BKK next week![/QUOTE]Funny thing is that awhile back, I had walked into a McDonald's in Pattaya near my condo. I don't eat meat. No beef, no chicken, and no pork, but seafood is okay with me. The only thing they had was that fish sandwich, which is decent but unappetizing that day. I did not want to order it again. But management not wanting me to be upset, made me a special order not offered on the menu. They made me a Shrimp Big Mac and then put it on a nice plate for me to eat. The other customers only looked at stared at me in awe because their food came in paper wrappers and boxes. One Korean guy as I was eating asked what is that? I told him and when he tried to order a Shrimp Big Mac, they told him "No. " that day, I was so excited by their special gesture that I posted it to my Facebook. So, now back to your original question.

Somebody else had mentioned this as well as he also got cold shoulder from Analisa. I'll tell you what I told him. The problem was that I wrote an exact recipe of what I had to do in the original report. I walked in and was screened in person. I never knew she existed before I was walking out. I never just called them up asking for a "special girl" who I paid an extra 1000 to. It was not off their website but offered to me personally via my WeChat with pics. You guys are trying to do something different and expecting the same results as me. She was suggested by management and offered "special" to me. I've been to establishments everywhere in the world, where I was offered girls "off the menu" or "under the radar" and brought in just for my pleasure. This is how Monkeypaw rolls. Go read some of my Vietnam reports.

If I share the experience, and another reader wanted the same, why would he not do the same thing exactly to mimic me? If I wanted the exact same results as another punter. The only way to do that is to be him! To be honest, I think she was a special type of girl not offered to all customers. She's only advertised and given to special ones is what I think. And the more people that randomly call on her. The harder it gets. It's better to go in person to the establishments, ask them "do you think you can offer me any of the special girls" if you see the lineup and don't like. Management will either accept or reject you and say "no more girls. " They want people coming in person to spread the wealth. Notice how many girls are alway there that are NOT advertised.

Back to Coy, it may also be they only want certain criterias in a customer to make her available at her request, not yours? She may be a famous girl. Many girls that work some of the Soapies are former models. I once went to Poseidon and after rejecting all the girls I saw in the lineups, I was taken to a special room with 6 very special girls not available to everyone. I can imagine if I had pictures and made a report on this what would have happened at Poseidon as well. If you called, definitely not offered to you. And anyone who calls in and cannot be screened.

In other words, perhaps you wanted her, but she was not available to you. Believe it or not but this is the truth, some girls can pick exactly who they want to fuck, even in P4P. Rather than making the customer angry, management will say things like "she's not here, she doesn't work here, or she's on period and choose another. " This happens all at the time at Go Go bars and Soapies, so why not expect this at Analisa with their 3-4 locations and 50 or so girls? Who you are in life, will get you exactly what you can can or cannot get. Only way to find out is to find out. And trust me, anybody calling in asking about a top tier girl who wants to be discreet is doing it wrong.

[QUOTE=MichaelSamuel;2228182]When I was in town a couple months back I had lunch at the New Yorker Cafe which has moved down by the shops on 22. Great spot for lunch with a good pastrami sandwich. I can't remember which one of the shops it sits across from but it was fun to sit and flirt with the girls across the way. I ended up messaging them on Line and asked about A+ girls and they had a few. (there is a butt penalty) I ended up taking FHA for an hour. She has had a baby, but damage wasn't bad, tits not as perky as I would have liked. Photos are a bit dated and photoshopped of course, but had a good session with her and she had a good wanting to please attitude. She isn't the thai thin I like, but she was firm not flabby everywhere. Since they don't advertise the A+ she doesn't do it often (so she says) and it had been a couple months she said since she did it last which made it sexy in a different way than the normal PSE girls. Anyway these shops on 22 don't get written about a lot, but it's another section to keep in mind.

[URL]http://kissbangkokmassage.com/images/masseuses/fha/[/URL][/QUOTE]I could easily do Fha as pic is my spec. Of course if she is too far from the pic, maybe I would change my mind. Funning spelling Fha. Should be "Fah" I guess. Fha also appeared on website for the other sister shop I recall.

[QUOTE=RedKilt;2226871]
It refers to a former Aussie Department Store called "Buckley's and Nunn".[/QUOTE]Sorry, I did not know it was Aussie slang. I thought it might be English. I used it for a stir really, since many guys write slang, and I often have little clue what it means, and this was a case where I had not understood the writer responded to.

Spending time in several countries, I don't always know where the slang comes from, and some we pick up from TV as well.

"My bad" LOL.

A player from an English football club was being interviewed. He was Scottish and referred to eating a "butty". I thought WTF is that? Suppose that shows I am not from the U.K. LOL