Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[QUOTE=The Pro]But, horse for courses, if people like to bang the same old pussy all the time and have it hanging around all the time, then good luck.[/QUOTE]Ah, I see where we differ...You see, it's not a 'pussy' that's hanging around all the time (that is usually put away after sex), it's a 'person'. A 'person' is the rather strange appendage attached to a pussy (you must have noticed one or two already?), and has it's own peculiar uses (conversation and companionship, as two examples). It's not always 100% perfect, but hey, neither is a pussy. :)But as you say, each to their own.Edit: Apologies, reread your post and see you have already discounted 'companionship' in favour of a rather one-way canine relationship. Did something bad happen to you when you were young?

Tried Miss Venus (Thais can't pronounce it, so it comes out like: "Feanut" or "Weanut"). A new girl and prettiest available at the time, I guess. Rather petite, without being in the too skinny category, and short too. Just nice A cups but no silicone was a bonus. No pornstar, but a very good session with body massage and special. She was trying hard to please and we both had a good time.

Everytime when I visit Tony for oil massage (250baht/hour) I select a lady but when I went room, a ladyboy comes, I tried more than 10 times, only one time a girl comes, inside not clean and ladyboys only try to take your money, I prefer for cheap massage but everytime after massage I not feel happy.

[QUOTE=The Pro]But, horse for courses, if people like to bang the same old pussy all the time and have it hanging around all the time, then good luck.[/QUOTE]Depends on what you are in for, and of course what type of Person you are. I think for many people it's very dangerous to go there and stay too long with one girl! ThePro did you get my PM few days ago? thx for reply!

[QUOTE=Faith Leader]Everytime when I visit Tony for oil massage (250baht/hour) I select a lady but when I went room, a ladyboy comes, I tried more than 10 times, only one time a girl comes, inside not clean and ladyboys only try to take your money, I prefer for cheap massage but everytime after massage I not feel happy.[/QUOTE]Tonys Massage is a different kind of massage, I mean just looking at the place (and the providers) you can get the idea of what you are in for. But, upon selecting the girl, and after the ladyboy arrives, why not ask for a switch? I was in a Legit place one time and asked for an oil massage, it being Legit, you do not choose the masseuse, only go to the counter and order your treatment of choice. Anyway, a man showed up for the massage while I was already undressed and ready (towel around my waist of course). I smile and told him: No MAN, I don't want man touch me, sorry. He smiled, waied me and left. minutes later a lady showed up.After the massage (No extras), when going to the counter, the guy was there and I gave him 50thb and apologized again. He waied me again and said it is ok, many customer don't like man for massage.If you don't like the masseuse you get, ask for a change...

[QUOTE=Syzygies]Tried Miss Venus (Thais can't pronounce it, so it comes out like: "Feanut" or "Weanut"). A new girl and prettiest available at the time, I guess. Rather petite, without being in the too skinny category, and short too. Just nice A cups but no silicone was a bonus. No pornstar, but a very good session with body massage and special. She was trying hard to please and we both had a good time.[/QUOTE]Elsewhere I did promise a report on Mango Girls: the Good and the Not so Good. Cherry was very good. Venus...?I am glad you had a good time with her. I think that the best things I can say about her are that she is friendly and tries to please. Sadly in my case she didn't succeed. As you say, no pornstar, but could be a great asset with a little more training from Nestle. At least I kept the illusion that she was 20 as it states on the web-site. Afterwards she told me she is 24.

[QUOTE=Palatkik]Curious, I'm shacked up with this really fit Thai uni grad student who I have a great personal and sex relationship. We bang whenever we want and I give her a monthly allowance far below what banging escorts would cost at the same frequency - plus I get to go out to dinner and likes with a girl and good friend that isn't covered in wh0re paint.[/QUOTE]Been there, done that (without the Allowance Part)... but most of the people here aren't looking for that sort of relationship.As for the ST, LT and best bang for the buck, well, again, some of us aren't necessarily looking for the Cheapest deals.

[QUOTE=Faith Leader]Everytime when I visit Tony for oil massage (250baht/hour) I select a lady but when I went room, a ladyboy comes, I tried more than 10 times, only one time a girl comes, inside not clean and ladyboys only try to take your money, I prefer for cheap massage but everytime after massage I not feel happy.[/QUOTE]Not flaming but then why keep on looking for cheap and not being happy?There might be other joints at same price and better service (and maybe no LB too), nevertheless if that venue does not suit you, scrap it from the books.It does not make sense to pay and not be happy. Might be cheap but a fully wasted amount.IMHO

[QUOTE=Mouse1]Ah, I see where we differ...You see, it's not a 'pussy' that's hanging around all the time (that is usually put away after sex), it's a 'person'. A 'person' is the rather strange appendage attached to a pussy (you must have noticed one or two already?), and has it's own peculiar uses (conversation and companionship, as two examples). It's not always 100% perfect, but hey, neither is a pussy. :)[/QUOTE]Here here! :)

[QUOTE=Mouse1]Ah, I see where we differ?You see, it's not a 'pussy' that's hanging around all the time (that is usually put away after sex), it's a 'person'. A 'person' is the rather strange appendage attached to a pussy (you must have noticed one or two already?), and has it's own peculiar uses (conversation and companionship, as two examples). It's not always 100% perfect, but hey, neither is a pussy. :)[/QUOTE]I barely pay it much mind either as there is rarely anything of note beyond the bush. Go re-post this in a lovelorn blog where it belongs - this is a sex forum.

[QUOTE=Rjsss212]I barely pay it much mind either as there is rarely anything of note beyond the bush. Go re-post this in a lovelorn blog where it belongs - this is a sex forum.[/QUOTE]Well, that's rather the point that you miss. I find sex on the whole more satisfying and pleasurable with a girl I like, and with whom thereIs some emotional connect. It enables me to relax and enjoy it more, and knowing that the girl is enjoying it do is a definite turn-on. Fair enough, oher guys just like yourself prefer to use the girls as a wanking receptacle. On that simple basis, I am sure you will agree that I am a sex enthusiast and you are a wanker.

Hi guys,Did you know any massage parlor/spa or escort/outcall service which are performing tantra (tantric) massage in BKK ?This is Indian based massage style and very common in Europe. Last month I wen to tantra massage in Prague and I love it.Next month I'll go to BKK again, and I searched from web there is nothing.It is very interesting not common in BKK and other fareast countries.Thank you.

Trundeled over to 26 from 22 on a hot afternoon. Looked at the line up. Around 8 girls available at 3. 30pm. Picked the cutest face. Her name was Bammy or Ban-Mi or something like that. Just learning English so not great communication. I feared the worst.But. Wahey. I was wrong. Super tight young body, small supple tits, sweet pussy and ass. Very eager to please. All things offered. Tried anal at her request, but after 3 goes and a lot of KY just wouldn't happen. A thumb up there when fucking her from behind revealed just how tight it was. Came on her face/in mouth. Did everything like a trooper and very service orientated.Said she was 20. Add 2 or 3 onto that I think. Will repeat. The perfect combination of cute to look at but down for the dirty stuff that we all like.

[QUOTE=Vijayvikram]I was in Bangkok for 1 night and had called Ice from Mango, Boy she was gr8 9/10, excellent BJ/DFK/Anal/CIM boy she was all over me and after a good shower she oil massaged me and then after licking and rimming had a wonderful time.[/QUOTE]Ice is also very good for ladies. She came to my hotel and took very good care of my girl friend and me; brought her toys with her.

[quote=mouse1]well, that's rather the point that you miss. i find sex on the whole more satisfying and pleasurable with a girl i like, and with whom thereis some emotional connect. it enables me to relax and enjoy it more, and knowing that the girl is enjoying it do is a definite turn-on. fair enough, oher guys just like yourself prefer to use the girls as a wanking receptacle. on that simple basis, i am sure you will agree that i am a sex enthusiast and you are a wanker.[/quote]i find righteous indignation best left to **** priests and politicians but if you feel your particular brand of perversion especially holy then as lennon said ?whatever gets you through the night??