The list and thread division
Well, I can understand why it raises red flags to some, but actually it's not a big deal. Lists of girls with certain attributes are posted all the time.
But I perfectly agree that a separation of posts with actual reports from discussion and chatter posts into different threads would be of even greater value and serve a great deal when someone wants to have fast access to relevant info. Many people do not have the time to read 200 forum pages on a single place. That's about the size of a Tolkien book or even more. That's not only for Artemis but also for other large threads.
Of course, in the end you always have to put positive and negative comments into perspective and make up your own mind and not take anonymous posts on the web as the final answer. But it's like that with every service or item you choose to buy.
My fourth visit to Artemis and probably the best one. Nov 2
This was my second time going solo and I was a bit anxious but as soon as I entered the premises (approximately 23. 00) the place was packed and I was no longer feeling worried! And when I left at 03. 00 I felt that if there would be a next time I'd better bring more cash!
Mika. Blitzkrieg.
I enter the main bar and park my derriere on a chair by the middle of the bar and as I receive the orange juice I've just requested a hot hot girl with big boobs is standing right next to me (new personal record for me 3min). A fairly tall 23 year old german girl with tattoos along her both arms and she had a pierced nipple (right one I believe). Normally I never take the first girl that offers me sex but as I was so ready to go I could have gone with an artemis cleaning lady LOL! She said I could suck / play with her boobs but if I wanted to fuck them or cum on them I had to pay extra. We went upstairs but had to wait by the couches as there was a queue. While waiting we chatted for a while and some girl was hollering to mika from downstairs asking for a ménage a trois but I declined. In the room I started to suck on her nipples for a while before she put on a condom and started sucking me off. Seeing that pretty face sucking my cock reassured me that I had made a wise choice, not that I'm picky when I pick the first girl to bang but it's always a plus. I start fucking her doggy intensely for a while then she says my dick is too long so then we do mish then she adds more lube and tells me after 10min of fucking "I want you to make big orgasm ja" so I let her get on top since she's so eager to get me off and before you know it ich kommen!
Mission accomplished. 60€ for the hottest face Artemis had to offer.
Blair. Big Butt Goddess.
After hanging about in the wellness area for 1h "the hunt is on" mode was initiated. I go up the stairs to the middle railing and notice a blond with the most perfect ass I've ever seen naked IRL (the type of ass you see on pornos only, or perhaps the beaches of Rio.) Normally I never hang around the railing because I always found it to be "weird" but I couldn't let this girl slip away! I stood there for a good 20-30min and fended off shark attacks (note to self, never stand there for too long without a wingman). Finally she was done with her guy and proceeded downstairs to collect her cash and wash-up! I didn't want to grab her immediately so I let her enter the bar area and as the continued straight ahead I turned right at the bar and needed only to wait 5min before she was walking my way with Mika! So I grabbed Blair by her hand as she passed me by and she was a little startled but I cut straight to the chase and said "I want you" she tried to sell me a ménage a trois with Mika and I smiled and told her that I've already been with Mika, and it didn't sink in until Mika corroborated my story. Mika told Blair something in german and Blair said "ok" so up the stairs we went and this time there was no queue. Following her plump rump down the hallway to the room was heaven. As soon as we entered the room I became one with her ass for a few minutes before I got to fuck her doggy. Holy shit, grabbing her thighs / hips while fucking her hard I kind of got into trance and she said "hey! Gentle sweetie" I said "oops sorry" switched to cowgirl, seeing that ass go up and down I was lost for words. And just like her friend Mika, Blair was now asking me "how many girls have you fucked today?" as she seemed eager for me to finish up, so she added more lube and we did mish and I came. Afterwards she said "you fuck like a bunny". So this happy bunny gladly paid 60€ and hopped off!
I got the feeling that if I had taken 1h she'd be less pushy but I'm not going to pay for 1h and only cum once. So now I'm resting by the lockers and wondering whether or not I should bang another girl and I decided that I had to otherwise I'd just obsess even more over miss fat booty.
Holly. Don't judge a book by its cover.
Tanned girl with red hair down to her curvy ass and a nice pair of tits! I spotted her by the entrance to the main bar and I was afraid to approach her because she seemed like she would be a complete be*tch but boy was I wrong! Anyways, as I was sitting by the sofas to the right (when entering the main bar area) I noticed that I had a nice diagonal view over the entrance to the main bar. I was studying Holly and trying to establish eye contact but no success! She sat on the round furniture thing to the left of me and I still didn't have the balls to approach her and some guy sits down right next to her and I thought fuck (mental face palm) but they chatted for a short while and she left. She then approached a group of 3-4 german youngsters along with 2 other girls but neither girl succeeded in persuading the boys to head upstairs. Holly was now sitting on the same couch as me but there was a gap between us so I thought "he who dares" and before you know it we're sitting upstairs waiting for a room to be available and spend 10min chatting in what can only be described as a meeting of two equal souls. For a while it felt like we were on a date but then "ziiiiiiiiiiiiiimmmmeeer" is uttered by a girl and reality hits you, its artemis! Amazing sex was to be followed and I'the like to think that it was all due to the fact that we got along so well while chatting. I'm glad I decided to do one more session. Another 60€ well spent.
Holly told me she usually comes to artemis on wednesdays and rarely does weekends because of the queue situation but she was glad that we clicked so well as others could sit there in silence for 10min like old married couples!
Closing thoughts:
Artemis needs to get more rooms and they should seriously fix the beds in the rooms! Some of them look like Jason Voorhees went bananas.
Votre toast, je peux vous le rendre
Interesting session with Carmen. She is tall with a beautiful face and dark gypsy eyes. She's a Romanian who sometimes pretends to be an Israeli or something even more exotic. On the sofa in the bar area, she promised me her specialty: the most amazing blowjob ever!
In the room, this came with a bit of upsell: she wanted me to cum in her mouth and get the extra 50 euros. Right away she gave me her silkiest BJ, but though I got insanely aroused, somehow I couldn't cum. So I told her to lie down and kissed all of her body. When I got near her groin area, she started to shiver and groan. I couldn't resist. I pulled her round and started humping like a madman doggy-style. She told me to hold back and only cum in her mouth. I asked her to turn around again and she eyed my dick hungrily but I wanted missionary first and went for the target. As I pumped up and down, I felt her beginning to grind reflexively, her pussy contracting around my dick."No, don't squeeze!" I warned."Wha-a-a-t?" "Stop squeezing, stop squeezing, oh my God, I'm close to cumming!" It was way too tight. Now she suddenly understood what I meant and cried out,"No! No! No!" and squirmed under me in protest. Of course this only made it worse. I saw the beautiful agonized expression on her face under me, and yelled "Aaaghh!" Too late. She burst out "Liar!" but actually I think it was just a situation where neither of us could help it. She was smiling afterwards anyway.
Damage: €60.
Saturday visit November 3rd
Saturday visit Artemis 3-11-2012.
Arrived at Artemis at 11PM with easy access from Tegel. Taxi driver was a bit surprised about my destination since I had no bags. Paid the 80 euros entrance fee and was actually aroused by the girl at frontdesk with black hair. Proposed a session to her but replied that the girls were inside. Insisted and told her that all women have a price, what was hers? She laughed, said something to me in German that couldn't understand. Anyways, put my valuables in the locker and took off my clothes, took a shower. The line up was very good, with many young beautiful girls. In total, I went to the rooms, with 3 girls but cannot remember the names. I will describe them to you and hope someone can put a name on the numbers.
GIRL 1: black long hair, german. 2 huge tattoos on each arm and back.
I approached this angel face tall girl. She was with a friend but declined the threesome offer. Went to the room and got a regular session with BBJ, multiple position sex and cum in mouth. She was a bit mechanical but overall grade: 7/10. Paid her 130 euros for 45 min session.
GIRL 2: short dark long hair, Romanian, small boobs.
This girl was waiting next to the stairs, she looks like a cat and very young appearing, probably early twenties. I asked for anal and told me she would see in the room. We had a nice 1 hour session, sex in multiple position, anal, cum on body first time and normal cumming second time. During the relaxation time, asked her if I could do a line of coke on her breasts. She became hysterical that this was illegal and not part of the service. I offered her a green euro note if she kept her mouth shut, and strangely enough, she started laughing and relaxing. At the end, she asked if I wanted to become a regular client of her (with private telephone number) , but I declined the offer. Grade: 8. 5/10. Paid 350 euros for 1h10 min session.
GIRL 3: tall silicone boobs german
I was approached by this tall german girl, I just remember that she has piercing in both her nipples. She offered all sorts of incredible service, but after reading the posts in this forum I was reluctant to go with her. I made up my mind not to do her, but she wouldn't leave me alone. Finally, when she asked me what I do for living, I told her this famous line from a movie: "I am into murders and executions". And she left.
GIRL 4: Red hair, crooked teethes, german, silicone.
It was late and picked up the first girl I could find next to me at the bar. She turned out to be an fantastic session, She tried to control at the beginning, but she saw that I was not the tourist type client, she really gave it all in. We did a 45 min session, with all included (anal, multiple positions, cum in mouth, slapping). She was not the most beautiful in the club, but probably the best sex of the 3 girls. Grade: 9/10. Paid 250 euros.
At 5 AM, left the club, got into a cab and headed for Tegel to catch my plane. Again, the taxi driver was puzzled and told me it was the first time that a customer heads directly to the airport from Artemis. Overall, a nice experience. I will repeat it 1-2 times a year. Still prefer the Brasilian clubs or Duabi for the quality of the girls.
