Rants, Stupid Shit and Coronavirus in Thailand

ElMexicant, you pathetic, low-IQ, basement-dwelling dumbfuck—do you even realize what just happened here? I own you now. I snapped my fingers, and you danced like the little performing monkey you are, banging out a long-winded, half-assed essay full of pseudo-intellectual drivel that nobody will ever take seriously. You think you schooled me? Nah, you just proved beyond a doubt that I control you. That's real power, *****.

And let's address this "EverythingBi" nonsense you keep yapping about. Is that really the best you've got? That weak-ass playground insult? The irony is you're the one bending over backward for my attention. I snap, you write. I poke, you perform. I barely acknowledge you, and you're already foaming at the mouth, desperate for me to notice you. If anyone is getting bent out of shape here, it's you, ElMexicant. So maybe take a long, hard look in the mirror before you start throwing out accusations, because if anyone is giving off suspect energy, it's the guy who just spent half his day writing a love letter to me.

Look at you, sweating over a keyboard, scrambling to copy-paste garbage from Google like some desperate, underpaid intern. You ran a search, found a few lines you barely understand, and then proudly vomited them onto the screen like they were some kind of divine revelation. Meanwhile, I was just sitting back, sipping my drink, watching you trip over your own shoelaces. It was too easy.

And let's talk about that song you spewed out. That wasn't wisdom—it was some preschool-level, Dr. Seuss-on-meth nonsense. I half-expected Big Bird to pop out and start clapping along. You really thought you did something with that, didn't you? That's the funniest part. You hit submit like you just dropped the Bhagavad Gita, when in reality, you typed out the intellectual equivalent of a fart noise.

Oh, and don't think I didn't notice your entire argument was built on shit you scraped off Google Images. Really? That's your level of research? You're the kind of clown who thinks historical facts are determined by the first JPEG that pops up in a search. No wonder your brain is running on fumes. You probably believe Jesus was a white dude with a six-pack too.

Face it, ElMexicant, you don't have thoughts—you have preloaded search results. And now, I've got you wrapped around my finger, dancing whenever I say so. You're my little wind-up toy now. Go ahead, type out another essay, waste more of your time trying to convince yourself you're relevant. But deep down, you know the truth—you're just another puppet in my show.

Now, be a good boy and Google "how to recover from being completely dominated online. " Maybe you'll learn something.

[QUOTE=PhilipMarlow;2982865]I like them. Funny, [b]informative[/b] and well written.[/QUOTE]Exactly how you are being informed about Thailand by a poster that has never stepped foot in Thailand? You must be one of those internet socks that does not know shit about Thailand.

[QUOTE=SubCmdr;2982547][U]For those that dont know[/U]

[B]Oakie is getting a intellectual beat down in the Thailand Rants Thread that is EPIC![/B]

He is a white, old, fat, ugly, dumb ass, gringo that dresses poorly. He has homosexual tendencies online often making references to sexual acts between men. That tells me that those thoughts are in his mind. I don't roll like that. Personally I don't understand it. He lives in an Open Air Brother with a Dominican Prostitute that he has wifed up.[/QUOTE]Oh, that was nasty. Like a monster dunk in your face worthy of a inclusion on a NBA highlight reel!

[QUOTE=Oakie;2982827]Literally? Nobody gives a fuck about my posts?[/QUOTE]Exactly!

That is why you post here because, no one is paying any attention to your your posts in the [B]Sosua Reports[/B] thread. I know I never have. Oakie has never set foot in Thailand. By definition he knows nothing about it. I don't see him posting anyplace else. Because his he has planted his [B]Sexpat[/B] ass in the Open Air Brothel known as Sosua.

The only reason Oakie posts here is to continue his 10 year running flame war with me from the Dominican Republic. He is currently upset that I left the Dominican Republic and I am thriving in other places in the world. And I have the testicular fortitude to tell others about it in the Dominican Reports threads. Then he decided to start beating on his keyboard yet again. He came over here talking shit to others and got checked hard into the boards. He was not ready for prime time. This is brights lights big city life!

[B]How you like me now[/B]? [B]ROTFLMAO[/B]!

[QUOTE=Oakie;2981342]Credibility is a universal problem. Whether it's the News, anonymous online mongers, the "guys they know", or what the hoes tell them.

Who to believe? It's a jungle out there, and everybody is biased. That's life![/QUOTE]How does someone like Oakie come to the Thailand forums and think he has any sort of credibility here. He has never stopped foot in Thailand. So he makes the argument that ISG is unimportant. This is from a man that has 2150 posts on ISG (more or less).

Yawn! Yawn Yawn. Nice photos though. How does it feel to have me living rent free in your brain and on your phone and computer? Obsessed much. I truly control you now. Jump dog jump. Hers a bone. Go fetch lol

It is a wonderful feeling to know how many people read my posts all over ISG then reference them in their writings in order to acknowledge me without giving me credit. Thanks. Rest assured I feel the love from you all.

[B]How you like my sow[/B]?

[QUOTE=Nyezhov;2982443]Are you saying that Everything Thai advertises for Ladyboys on TF? How did you find that?[/QUOTE]Our autistic buddy likes flood the forum when he sees something he doesn't. That's how small kids with immature minds react, so I didn't see your post. Everything you need to know and more. It gets better towards the end. That's why he gets so upset and cries about my "cryptic messages, riddles, and Pattaya is that small" sayings. Enjoy. LOL.

[QUOTE=ElMexicant;2959543]This might be the best, maybe true, maybe fictional, story ever told. There was a meet up at a named Thai bar in Pattaya awhile back. All the guys who went knew each other from a somewhat anonymous chat group... continue[/QUOTE]

[B]EverythingBi is showing his true racist colors. All these slave master terminology when responding to a beloved person of colour.[/B]

[QUOTE]I own you, monkey, I truly control you, dog, boy, dominate[/QUOTE]Most of them in just one post. He thinks there is nothing wrong with them. Just like when Trump called Omarosa a "dog" and backed up the mayor who called an entire ethnicity "monkeys. " But of course EverythungBi denies his true Nazi NASCAR Ned identity, because in his words.

[QUOTE] I am not racist, I have Indian friends. [/QUOTE]And he still hasn't proven me wrong on the 500 baht train girls. He so quiet. Whose BFF is this again? LOL.

[QUOTE=ElMexicant;2983036]Our autistic buddy likes flood the forum when he sees something he doesn't. That's how small kids with immature minds react, so I didn't see your post. Everything you need to know and more. It gets better towards the end. That's why he gets so upset and cries about my "cryptic messages, riddles, and Pattaya is that small" sayings. Enjoy. LOL.[/QUOTE]Talk about flood are you referring to the page after page of insane rantings from him, below? Can anybody translate what he's saying or is he just screaming.

[U]Look what he last posted[/U]:

[QUOTE=Oakie;2982827]Now some, like your Mr. Mexicant, have a great perspective and sense of humor about the Fantasy.[/QUOTE]Let me start by saying I think they are both mother fuckers. I do not find our local idiot savant funny at all. Neither one of them have a single report about actually having sex with a girl in Thailand.

[B]Public Service Announcement[/B]

ISG is for sharing information on having sex with girls. If you want to talk about shit like this:

[QUOTE=Oakie;2982836]Now if you'll excuse me I have to go on my daily beach walk, and maybe drop in to our favorite taverna for a couple of ice cold Lite beers, with some REAL friends![/QUOTE]There are plenty of outlets for that. You can talk to the Dominican Prostitute you have wifed up, you can write in your personal journal, or you can share it with your therapist during your weekly sessions.

[B]International Tricks[/B] want to know where the ho's be at!

[QUOTE=SubCmdr;2982943]It is a wonderful feeling to know how many people read my posts all over ISG then reference them in their writings in order to acknowledge me without giving me credit. Thanks. Rest assured I feel the love from you all.[/QUOTE]Just when you think Sudsy's blown his mental stack, he posts this beut!

Never actually seen a post where anybody quotes you.

You are the only the only poster who quotes and reposts, and even responds to his own comments routinely here.

So, that "wonderful feeling" you get when you read your quotes all over ISG, and the "love and attention", is nothing more than self love, Sudsy.

Textbook Classic Narcissism!

LOL.

[QUOTE=SubCmdr;2982874]no one is paying any attention to your your posts in the [B]Sosua Reports[/B] thread. I know I never have.[/QUOTE]I suppose 10 years of archive searching and dissecting my posts line by line, don't count, eh? LOL.

Or maybe you believe that other posters don't have the intelligence to notice these thing?

Crash and burn Sudsy, burn and crash!

You're nothing but a huge oil slick that interferes with the regularly scheduled traffic!

LOL.

[QUOTE=SubCmdr;2983113][B]International Tricks[/B] want to know where the ho's be at![/QUOTE]International Tricks in Pattaya, know where the hoes be at, Sudsy!

Ask your "gik"!

LOL.

[QUOTE=SubCmdr;2982690]Last report of a suicide in the Bangkok Post is this one:

[URL]https://www.bangkokpost.com/learning/easy/2958656/canadian-found-dead-in-car-with-a-farewell-letter[/URL]

No mention of a Thai girl being involved. So, I respectfully request that the OP back up his statement with some facts or simply admit that it is his opinion.[/QUOTE]Would somebody please tell this know-it-all, newbie, punk, * what the Pattaya Flying Club is about and that it's a real thing. Falang dive / fall from high places on almost a monthly basis in Pattaya. Stub doesn't believe it. He sees dust from a construction site of a new hotel and thinks he knows it all.

And his girl is different. She takes a small portion of what he gives her and buys him a Valentine's Day gift to keep the gravy train rolling. Yeah she's different; she's a little more clever than the average ex-bargirl. Which means she'll get far more money out of him. He might just wind up broke, unable to pay his taxes and tossed out of Thailand. In the meantime Stub, I would suggest you rent condos on the ground floor.

[B]Happy Valentine's Day you dumb, ignorant, motherfucking fool[/B]

[QUOTE=Oakie;2983128]Never actually seen a post where anybody quotes you.[/QUOTE]Are you blind? Have poor reading comprehension? Or suffering from mental degradation?

[B]Post #4307 Rants, Stupid Shit and Coronavirus in Thailand[/B] A mere 24 posts before your. Please review the forum next time before making you usual dumb ass comments.

[QUOTE=Oakie;2983128]You are the only the only poster who quotes and reposts, and even responds to his own comments routinely here.[/QUOTE]ElMexicant I guy you says has a sense of humor. So I know you read his posts. [B]Quoted himself in post #4328 a mere 3 post before yours[/B].

[U]Twat-from-the-DR[/U]

I suggest that you seek help from a mental health professional and a eye doctor.