The problem with Avianca is it is impossible to sleep on their flights. Why? Because their flight attendants are so hot that your dick gets so hard you don't have enough skin left to shut your eyes. My favorite airline.
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The problem with Avianca is it is impossible to sleep on their flights. Why? Because their flight attendants are so hot that your dick gets so hard you don't have enough skin left to shut your eyes. My favorite airline.
[QUOTE=IguanaSix;1748751]Taking a friend to Colombia next month. He is learning Spanish with some tapes, but does anyone have a list of useful Spanish phrases that he could study?[/QUOTE]This is a small size phrases book that you can carry and read anywhere.
Here is a link.
[URL]http://www.amazon.com/Lonely-American-Spanish-Phrasebook-Dictionary/dp/1743214472/ref=sr_1_2?s=wireless&ie=UTF8&qid=1437454625&sr=8-2&keywords=lonely[/URL]+planet+Colombia+spanish.
[QUOTE=Dickhead;1749423]The problem with Avianca is it is impossible to sleep on their flights. Why? Because their flight attendants are so hot that your dick gets so hard you don't have enough skin left to shut your eyes. My favorite airline.[/QUOTE]I hope I can sway a number to meet up with one while I'm in MDE. I'll try some charm. LOL. Yeah, I agree. Loved them while traveling to Panama.
[QUOTE=Dickhead;1749423]The problem with Avianca is it is impossible to sleep on their flights. Why? Because their flight attendants are so hot that your dick gets so hard you don't have enough skin left to shut your eyes. My favorite airline.[/QUOTE]Cold not agree with you more. Hot, sexy and pleasant!! My favorite airline too. They are cheap too.
[QUOTE=Dickhead;1749423]The problem with Avianca is it is impossible to sleep on their flights. Why? Because their flight attendants are so hot that your dick gets so hard you don't have enough skin left to shut your eyes. My favorite airline.[/QUOTE]To me it is because of that shitty headrest that sticks out too far. I want to lay my head back; I don't want it to be pushed forward.
The first is the best, if you can get it.
[URL]http://www.amazon.com/Hot-Spanish-Girls-David-Appell/dp/1885948220[/URL]
[URL]http://www.amazon.com/Spanish-Among-Amigos-Phrasebook-Second/dp/0071754156/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1437490800&sr=1-1&keywords=Spanish[/URL]+Among+Amigos.
[QUOTE=DonSmith10;1749441]This is a small size phrases book that you can carry and read anywhere.
Here is a link.
[URL]http://www.amazon.com/Lonely-American-Spanish-Phrasebook-Dictionary/dp/1743214472/ref=sr_1_2?s=wireless&ie=UTF8&qid=1437454625&sr=8-2&keywords=lonely[/URL]+planet+Colombia+spanish.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Lou32;1747986]I am planning a Colombia and Dominican vacation with time split between the two countries. I am trying to build an itinerary of (NYC area) USA to Medellin to Santiago, DR back to the USA (NYC area).
So far I am at about $2,000 in airfare for the three legs. I have to believe that there is a cheaper regional carrier that goes between Colombia and the Dominican Republic. Any of you Latin America travel vets have any tips? Thanks![/QUOTE]I don't know current Price but Insel air will get you from MDE to DR.
Howdy guys!
European guy here.
Been doing some wild stuff on the european scene (mostly Germany ffk and prague) but dream of planting my feet on south american soil and look for the talent.
Aint got no spanish under my belt but hope to learn some basic this fall.
Anyways, I am a newbie and want to know what country or countries wud be the best bet for me. I love latinas.
Peace.
Mr adams.
[QUOTE=MrAdams;1753661]Howdy guys!
European guy here.
Been doing some wild stuff on the european scene (mostly Germany ffk and prague) but dream of planting my feet on south american soil and look for the talent.
Aint got no spanish under my belt but hope to learn some basic this fall.
Anyways, I am a newbie and want to know what country or countries wud be the best bet for me. I love latinas.
Peace.
Mr adams.[/QUOTE]Now are we to take you seriously? You have been posting for several years on different boards but only with questions. Not a single report or accounts and tips to help others based on your "wild stuff" in Europe. A schoolboy perhaps?
On the offchance that you are not a troll, some basics are, South America is like a different universe. There is plentiful options in every country you go to, and cheaper than Europe. Brazil, the largest country, speaks Portuguese, not Spanish, and has some of the most sophisticated and varied options. It is vast, with roughly the land mass of all of Europe and covers three time zones, so not much point in giving you a whole wiki on the subject of paid sex until you are more up to speed. The choice of country, until you know them, is more likely to depend on things like your available cash for airfares, what you want to do other than sex and, if you were a budget traveller, how good you are at learning to be streetwise quickly.
But so far, you are all questions and no input. Has it never occurred to you that this is a forum where mongers try to [I]help each other[/I].
[QUOTE=MrAdams;1753661]Howdy guys!
European guy here.
Been doing some wild stuff on the european scene (mostly Germany ffk and prague) but dream of planting my feet on south american soil and look for the talent.
Aint got no spanish under my belt but hope to learn some basic this fall.
Anyways, I am a newbie and want to know what country or countries wud be the best bet for me. I love latinas.
Peace.
Mr adams.[/QUOTE]I will respond to your question in the hope you will write a trip report after you make your choice.
I will only comment on the spots I have visited so there could be better choices for you than I am commenting on.
1. Peru- So many things to do, and see. Great food, and women.
2. Colombia- A no brainer.
3. Nicaragua- Quite a few drawbacks, but a good spot once you learn the ropes.
4. Costa Rica- Expensive, but hits the spot.
5. DR- Nice beaches, but a place where you have to be on your toes.
6. Mexico- Mostly over priced. Not my cup of tea.
[QUOTE=JohnGault;1753844]I will respond to your question in the hope you will write a trip report after you make your choice.
I will only comment on the spots I have visited so there could be better choices for you than I am commenting on.
1. Peru- So many things to do, and see. Great food, and women.
2. Colombia- A no brainer.
3. Nicaragua- Quite a few drawbacks, but a good spot once you learn the ropes.
4. Costa Rica- Expensive, but hits the spot.
5. DR- Nice beaches, but a place where you have to be on your toes.
6. Mexico- Mostly over priced. Not my cup of tea.[/QUOTE]John Gault,
I have been to Medellin a couple times and it is an obvious no brainer (I have tried to contribute a bit on the Medellin board for other newbies). However you seem to rank Peru above Colombia. Never even considered Peru, is all the action in Lima? Is this a viable option for a non-Spanish speaker? How do you rate this compared to Medellin?
Thanks in advance.
[QUOTE=JohnGault;1753844]I will respond to your question in the hope you will write a trip report after you make your choice.
I will only comment on the spots I have visited so there could be better choices for you than I am commenting on.
1. Peru- So many things to do, and see. Great food, and women.
2. Colombia- A no brainer.
3. Nicaragua- Quite a few drawbacks, but a good spot once you learn the ropes.
4. Costa Rica- Expensive, but hits the spot.
5. DR- Nice beaches, but a place where you have to be on your toes.
6. Mexico- Mostly over priced. Not my cup of tea.[/QUOTE]What you failed to mention is it has been years and years since you have been in some of these places due to you falling in love, so things quite possibly have changed.
[QUOTE=Hutzesq;1753891]John Gault,
I have been to Medellin a couple times and it is an obvious no brainer (I have tried to contribute a bit on the Medellin board for other newbies). However you seem to rank Peru above Colombia. Never even considered Peru, is all the action in Lima? Is this a viable option for a non-Spanish speaker? How do you rate this compared to Medellin?
Thanks in advance.[/QUOTE]Both have great weather while Lima does a winter, but it is mild. Lima is a great, and very safe city if you stay in the Mira Flores area. The food in Lima is the best in my travels. There seemed to me to be more English spoken in Lima then MDE. The price of fun is more reasonable in MDE then Lima by quite a bit. So that is a drawback if you travel a little light in the pocket. I like Lima better as I can go to a great sports bar in Lima, and bet horses, and sports. After all how much mongering can you take?
[QUOTE=OldParr;1753897]What you failed to mention is it has been years and years since you have been in some of these places due to you falling in love, so things quite possibly have changed.[/QUOTE]It has been about 18 months since I'll been to Colombia, and about four, and a half years since Lima. In the time since I have followed the boards in both citys, and the only thing that has seemed to change is a better exchange rate favoring the dollar.
Of course if I have been outdated then fellows who have been in these spots lately can step in to air their opinions.
As for you I think Mexico is where you can import your vast expertise while fellows like Hilltopper have become the new CTG go to guy. You were once great in that area, but as they say in horse racing (you can't keep up the pace) .
As far as falling in love well that is what makes the world go round.
[QUOTE=JohnGault;1753844]I will respond to your question in the hope you will write a trip report after you make your choice.
I will only comment on the spots I have visited so there could be better choices for you than I am commenting on.
1. Peru- So many things to do, and see. Great food, and women.
2. Colombia- A no brainer.
3. Nicaragua- Quite a few drawbacks, but a good spot once you learn the ropes.
4. Costa Rica- Expensive, but hits the spot.
5. DR- Nice beaches, but a place where you have to be on your toes.
6. Mexico- Mostly over priced. Not my cup of tea.[/QUOTE]An extremely notable omission - Brasil.