Medellin Reports

Got to love them, they say never stick your dick in crazy but it's got to be okay if she's leaving in an hour!

[QUOTE=JohnnyO;2522339]I can't believe this happened. Been talking to a non working girl for a few days. So today I start smashing her really hard while she's on top. She's moaning like crazy and making interesting facial expressions, she's really getting into it intensely, I go harder and as she's climaxing and getting carried away she starts slapping my face really hard shouting "mas" "mas" "mas". Wtf, I thought it was supposed to be the other way round. These girls are nuts.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=JohnnyO;2522339]I can't believe this happened. Been talking to a non working girl for a few days. So today I start smashing her really hard while she's on top. She's moaning like crazy and making interesting facial expressions, she's really getting into it intensely, I go harder and as she's climaxing and getting carried away she starts slapping my face really hard shouting "mas" "mas" "mas". Wtf, I thought it was supposed to be the other way round. These girls are nuts.[/QUOTE]Jajajajajaja, Siiiiiiiiiiiiii.

Is it wrong to have been choked out but I can't remember by who?

(yes, I know it's by whom. I like who).

[QUOTE=MojoBandit;2522353]There is a story in the local Cartagena paper about three gringos who tried to turn in forged Coronavirus tests when flying out and they apparently have a system that verifies the tests and they called the police and these (am assuming they are all guys) people got arrested.
[/QUOTE]The article says, 2 girls and 1 guy.

[QUOTE=Balboa;2522395]The article says, 2 girls and 1 guy.[/QUOTE]I see that now after rereading it, I stand corrected it was 2 girls and 1 guy who got arrested. I would not have thought they would arrest people, I thought they would just deny them to get on a flight but I guess it is a form of fraud or forgery.

[URL]https://www.eluniversal.com.co/cartagena/detenidos-en-cartagena-con-pruebas-negativas-falsas-de-covid-EE4042879[/URL]

[QUOTE=RiceRocket99;2521782]Paying off police is my forte.[/QUOTE]How much is a suitable bonus for them, for violating curfew hours 50000 cop.

[QUOTE=MojoBandit;2522407]I see that now after rereading it, I stand corrected it was 2 girls and 1 guy who got arrested. I would not have thought they would arrest people, I thought they would just deny them to get on a flight but I guess it is a form of fraud or forgery.

[URL]https://www.eluniversal.com.co/cartagena/detenidos-en-cartagena-con-pruebas-negativas-falsas-de-covid-EE4042879[/URL][/QUOTE]They came into the Country with no PCR tests, were told to quarantine, and to get a test in order to leave quarantine and exit the Country, which they did not do. I don't know what category this falls under, but it's more than fraud / forgery as they could of been or could be infected potentially exposing others. The problem could of been avoided if Migracion policy were to refuse entry into the Country without a test, versus an alternative quarantine policy that is difficult to enforce. It amazes me why people try to get around following the rules, especially with something like this.

They deserve to be severely punished for this, but will probably just get to pay there way out of it somehow, and will probably be banned for future travel into the Country.

[QUOTE=JohnnyO;2522339]I can't believe this happened. Been talking to a non working girl for a few days. So today I start smashing her really hard while she's on top. She's moaning like crazy and making interesting facial expressions, she's really getting into it intensely, I go harder and as she's climaxing and getting carried away she starts slapping my face really hard shouting "mas" "mas" "mas". Wtf, I thought it was supposed to be the other way round. These girls are nuts.[/QUOTE]The girls aren't nuts, it's just normal here, you were her whipping boy!

Kind of like riding a horse, but the horse was whipping you to the finish line.

[QUOTE=Luminus;2522378]Got to love them, they say never stick your dick in crazy but it's got to be okay if she's leaving in an hour![/QUOTE]As my dear old mongering dad RIP taught me when I was 13 yo, "The crazier the girl, the better she fucks. " Fat Ass, Sweet Pussy Hole, is as crazy as they come which is why I tried to switch rooms on her (fail, see recent post) but she hasn't come back at me, yet. Fingers crossed.

Thanks for the thoughts. If I come in it has to be Saturday to Saturday. Ow, I may not get the vaccine until the summer. It all keeps changing.

I have some contacts that I can have come stay a night or 2 with me. I don't know if they can get from their place to mine during the lockdown. So that could be tricky if there is a weekend shutdown. Like everyone, so over this. I just want to get back to MDE so bad. The longer I am gone the more ready I am to just live there. But, its been months of trying to figure life out-and I still am not sure how I could support myself there.

[QUOTE=Surfer500;2522036]If you decide to come down to Colombia you should confirm whether or not there are any three day weekends, meaning are there any Holidays on a Monday as they have had a propensity to have stay at home orders during those weekends. Also given how fluid and quickly things could change with weekend lockdowns, what might happen is you buy a ticket and then they have a weekend lockdown. Therefore I would suggest arriving on say a Sunday night. This last week a few members showed up like on Thursday and then were locked down from Friday night until Tuesday morning after the Holiday on Monday, so unless they had a companion, or dared to venture out like one member you might be stuck. Also line up as many of your previous contacts as you can which you can always cancel. When I came down in November I utilized a similar strategy to a certain degree. As far as COVID, well that's a crap shoot for sure, and if you think you will be vaccinated by April, you will have a lot more piece of mind while mongering. A tough decision for you but if you still get the paid vacation in April and can get vaccinated well then I guess you just wait it out with the action you can get with Rosy Palms![/QUOTE]

This is the kind of wisdom I most treasure. Please share more.

[QUOTE=Osteoknot;2522526]As my dear old mongering dad RIP taught me when I was 13 yo, "The crazier the girl, the better she fucks. " Fat Ass, Sweet Pussy Hole, is as crazy as they come which is why I tried to switch rooms on her (fail, see recent post) but she hasn't come back at me, yet. Fingers crossed.[/QUOTE]

You would not have thought they would arrest people.

#deterrence.

[QUOTE=MojoBandit;2522407]I see that now after rereading it, I stand corrected it was 2 girls and 1 guy who got arrested. I would not have thought they would arrest people, I thought they would just deny them to get on a flight but I guess it is a form of fraud or forgery.

[URL]https://www.eluniversal.com.co/cartagena/detenidos-en-cartagena-con-pruebas-negativas-falsas-de-covid-EE4042879[/URL][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Osteoknot;2522526]As my dear old mongering dad RIP taught me when I was 13 yo, "The crazier the girl, the better she fucks. " Fat Ass, Sweet Pussy Hole, is as crazy as they come which is why I tried to switch rooms on her (fail, see recent post) but she hasn't come back at me, yet. Fingers crossed.[/QUOTE]He was fucking right. I used to mess with a nurse that could lick an ass and slurp cum like a work of art. One night when I was sleep she slid a nice gold wedding ring on my finger. That was about 18 years ago. Til this day she swears we were a couple and she moved to my city for us to be together. I keep telling her we were never a couple. These days when she calls I just hang up on her. I miss her freaky ways but I can't take the crazy shit.

[QUOTE=Osteoknot;2522526]As my dear old mongering dad RIP taught me when I was 13 yo, "The crazier the girl, the better she fucks. "[/QUOTE]I was reading a book that said male sex drive is 9 X that of women, but I have seen exceptions with some women. There are two things when you have manic bipolars in the mania phase: they spend money like crazy (so they have to working girl themselves out to pay their bills) and they are complete nymphos when manic.

One manic chick controlled her mania with pot. We would have sex and she was multi orgasmic and would get off like 3 or 4 times. I am not certain if she did it for health reasons of what, but we go at it, and she came at least 10 X, basically sex with her was one big orgasm. I told her that she should get back on her pot as it was therapeutic for her. If she did not, she was going to crash and burn.

In the USA, what I have seen is most of the hottest women are bipolar or have ADHD. Thing with bipolars is that they are either: sooooo happy or damned near suicidal. So when they are depressed, they are going to stand you up on dates which was fine with me because they are total downers when depressed.

Guys who do not get this disease can get caught up in this. You have a hot chick who is so fun, great in bed, so happy, so in love with you, and you wonder if she is the one and two days later, she is silting her wrists claiming everything in the whole world sucks including you.

The phrase you treat the babes like bubs probably has to do with bipolars because they hate rejection. I finally figured out the way to handle these women was for them to be sugar baby like but to let them call me when they were in the mood and try not to make plans with them or have a plan be and not get upset with them if they did not show up. There is no fucking way any guy should consider any kind of serious relationship with these women. They are pay as you go and never pay in advance.

Before I started playing mostly abroad, I had a stable of these hot, crazy women who sung my praises to everyone. They were all grateful that I understood them. I just cannot imagine getting a hot chick in the sex prison who is not crazy. The demand and price for the hot sane ones is way too high in the USA but the price is not out of reach in Colombia.

Hidden camera photo of Centro rat at Zona Rosa Hotel. Beware guys, there are hidden cameras.

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;2522549]He was fucking right. I used to mess with a nurse that could lick an ass and slurp cum like a work of art. One night when I was sleep she slid a nice gold wedding ring on my finger. That was about 18 years ago. Til this day she swears we were a couple and she moved to my city for us to be together. I keep telling her we were never a couple. These days when she calls I just hang up on her. I miss her freaky ways but I can't take the crazy shit.[/QUOTE]

The weekend / week day curfews are implemented to get the infection rate down and subsequently relieve ICU capacity. It looks like some of these actions have been taken previously and helped get numbers low. Hope the same thing happens now.

I want to take a moment to thank all the BMs on ground churning out trip reports.

While there are probably a few of you guys currently, your info / trip reports are invaluable to those of us planning a trip.