Bangkok Reports

[QUOTE=Syzygies;2238986]Ha ha. Amusing stuff. Yes demand honesty but are not honest.

I do believe there are girls out there looking for a serious relationship, in droves. Really means they want a rich man to look after them so they don't have to work hard any more, and good sex would be a bonus. However many of these women have aged and not kept their body in best possible shape to attract men easily, and some do not have any English, so puzzles me how they expect to catch a Farang husband.

Even my long term GF seems to be allowing herself to put on a lot of weight now. Once was skinny (40 Kg). I fear she will be a fatty before much longer, and I have no experience fucking fat girls at all. Used to have very hot body, but just starting to decline now (too much beer I guess). Permanent relationships is not a great idea. LOL[/QUOTE]I am in the process of thinning out the herd right now. One otherwise quirky cute and accommodating 20 year old is getting too chubby and an otherwise slender, well proportioned and hot to trot 30 year old is getting a little too lax about her oral duties. I put down the challenge to improve on precisely those issues and left it up to them to figure out if they can cut it or not. If they can, great! I like them both but don't feel I need to compromise on those factors here and now. If not, great! I'll have two empty stalls in my stable to fill and am really looking forward to it.

[QUOTE=Syzygies;2238986]Even my long term GF seems to be allowing herself to put on a lot of weight now. Once was skinny (40 Kg). I fear she will be a fatty before much longer, and I have no experience fucking fat girls at all. Used to have very hot body, but just starting to decline now (too much beer I guess). LOL[/QUOTE]Par for the course, buddy. Time to recycle and replace. The great thing about our hobby is that there is always a fresh new batch of young delectable entering the workforce pool every year.

I was in BKK around 2 weeks ago, one night I went to Nana.

The soi looked pretty dead even compared to last year in July. The same goes for NEP, saw few customers, no good looking girls outside the gogos and the place was overloaded by LBs. I ended up at Twisters I think, didn't took a girl but spent a ladydrink (215 bath, by the way she tried to order 2 separate drinks) on a girl that did not even let me touch her a bit or talk more than 10 seconds with me (but said she was OK for a 1 shot ST at 3000+1000 barfine, noway that I barfine a girl that would not even let me touch her). Her number is 321 (face so so but nice body with a beautiful ass), she was the one that initiated the eye contacts and lot of smiles, but once she drank her shot of tequila she became completely cold. The same applies to her friend (Number 320, very pretty) whose been called only once when I was there, but was very stressed at the idea of going to sit with a guy. So avoid these 2 girls as they are a complete waste of time and money. I paid the bill with the exact amount for not having to wait the change and the waitress even dared asking a tip for "all the staff". All the other girls were looking drunk or not very interested in being barfined so I walked back to soi cowboy and it was pretty much the same as NEP, almost no customers. I ended up at Sharks, no real good looking girls except maybe one coyote but she was already with a guy. I called a girl that was smiling a lot and had a good attitude, paid her a drink but she didn't want to get down from 2500+700 for 1 shot or didn't want to give 2 shots for that price. As she wasn't a stunner and it was late (1 o'clock) I finally declined and went back to my room where I booked a girl from smooci who turned out to be very good. I will make a report about her on the escort thread.

I install the eatigo app and look for breakfast places. Chu Asok is available for 20% off. I have 30 minutes to kill and I finish up some work related matters and start the walk over. I've eaten at Chu many times and it's one of the better brunch places around. I showed the waiter my eatigo reservation and placed my order of lemon curd pancakes and a flat white. The 20% does not include drinks and must be paid in cash. Everything is good as usual and my 1st time using eatigo was a definite success. I think I saved around 60 baht. I make another reservation on eatigo with Goji Kitchen on Soi 22 for dinner. The only dinner buffet available is at 9 pm for a whopping 50% off. It's a little later than I like to eat and I'm not a huge fan of buffets, but what the hell. Regular cost is around 1400 baht.

I get back to the hotel and call Pretty Massage and make a booking with Fang. I take the BTS and arrive a little earlier than expected. I decided to take a look at Tulip to kill some time and see what they have on offer. I haven't taken anyone from Tulip in years, the last being View (who was good but very average looking). Maybe it's early, but the 10 ladies that I saw I wouldn't fuck if you paid me 1000 baht.

I make the walk across the way and head into Pretty Massage. There are 2 little kids sleeping on the floor. I approach the counter and tell the lady that I have a booking. She asks, "Fong?" I tell her yes and pay her for 90 minutes. Pretty Massage used to offer 120 minutes, but it looks like they did away with that. Fang (apparently pronounced fong) comes out and looks pretty good and close to her photos with a decent sized rack. Fang walks us up into a fairly small room and surprisingly she does not have to grab her kit. It's already in the room. I don't think I've ever seen that before. We both disrobe and it's fairly obvious that Fang's rack is man made.

Fang gives both of us a cursory wash. I lay down waiting for her and once out of the shower and toweled off, Fang puts my flaccid dick in her mouth and blows me a for a while until I get hard. I put on my condom and Fang gets on top without any lube and rides me while I start feeling up her tits. Her tits are fairly hard (not a great job) and she has band aids on beneath the nipples. How I didn't notice them before is beyond me. We change positions multiple times and we kissed during most of the session, but there was really no passion from her. I finally finish in doggy and collapse onto the bed. I ask her about her implants expecting that she just got them done recently. But no, she tells me she got them done 3 months ago because she works as a model on the weekends. I'm thinking why the hell do you still have bandaids under the nipples for? Most girls even if they don't like you after sex will cuddle with you, but Fang just sat there. We eventually shower up and I tip Fang after we both get dressed.

Overall, if you ever imagined what sex with a robot would be, Fang is your girl. Physically, Fang has a pretty face but she is too skinny with absolutely no ass and big fake tits.

Day 3 continued.

Goji Kitchen.

I've never been a fan of Soi 22. It feels a bit sketchy walking here at night. Actually, I don't even like walking around during the daytime here. Anyway, I walked into the Marriott Marquis and show the maitre'd my eatigo reservation and she takes me to a table and informs me that I have until 10 pm and that water, coffee and tea are included with my meal. I head straight for the meat station and get some prime rib along with some sides. Prime rib is average and the sides are not much better. I grab food from every station (some stations have already closed or about to close such as the pasta station). I think what drew me to try this place was that they had king crab legs. I finally find it tucked in its own corner. The crabs legs have been deshelled already and do not look too appetizing. I grab 3 along with some sad looking sushi. The crab legs taste as good as they look. They're dry and tasteless. I finish up with some fruit (star fruit, custard apple and mango). The fruit was definitely the best part of the meal. My bill comes to a little over 900 baht (630 something plus vat and service charge from the original price). Coming here at 9 pm is not ideal as the restaurant starts to get ready to close up shop and who knows how long the food has been out at that point. However, I'm not sure how much better the food is at say 8 pm or even when they open for dinner.

In spite of everything, I'm stuffed and no way am I picking up a girl on this night. I head back to my hotel and watch something from my computer and sleeping by 12 am.

[QUOTE=XRatedBangkok;2239015]She used to work for Boss Massage on Sukhumvit soi 24/1, and no she is a freelancer on soi 4. When you go down the soi, you will find her on the right side after Hooters. She is quite regular there. She is 30+, slim body, silicone boobs. Regular sex is 1000 thb I think and A-level is 1500 thb. She will bring you to a hotel nearby. She is the kind that delivers PSE: BBBJ, CIM, DATY, 69, DFK, RJ, etc. I recommend, and she is funny and relaxed.

To admin: I have read the rules regarding posting pictures. I do not believe I infringe on them but if it is the case, it is by mistake.[/QUOTE]I took her before at Boss Massage and saw her on Asok BTS yesterday as I was walking by. I didn't stop to say Hi. She's a nice lady, but her tit job is not good and she's getting a bit long in the tooth.

Does someone know if is it worth going to Nana Plaza or Soi Cowboy for New Years Eve? I mean, is there a good party at the GoGos or should you better go to a Club like Levels or Insanity?

[QUOTE=DerHerrBlum;2239238]Does someone know if is it worth going to Nana Plaza or Soi Cowboy for New Years Eve? I mean, is there a good party at the GoGos or should you better go to a Club like Levels or Insanity?[/QUOTE]I never go to Levels or Insanity, but I do know the gogo bar fines are doubled on New Year's Eve. A lot of the best girls are gone as well since they will already have been bar fined for the night, but there is still talent.

You can space things out, find regulars, experiment or be patient and picky, etc. Whereas a guy like me has to get 7 weeks worth of sex fit into a 7 day time window (every 2 years in my case). Got it right more often than not this time vs last time, but realize that good chemistry and luck definitely factor in. Funny, by the end of the week the area just above my dick was massively sore, the ladies grinding me for the big O while in cowgirl. Can't do much about that but wear it as a badge of honor I guess, LOL.

[QUOTE=Syzygies;2238986]Ha ha. Amusing stuff. Yes demand honesty but are not honest.

I do believe there are girls out there looking for a serious relationship, in droves. Really means they want a rich man to look after them so they don't have to work hard any more, and good sex would be a bonus. However many of these women have aged and not kept their body in best possible shape to attract men easily, and some do not have any English, so puzzles me how they expect to catch a Farang husband.

Even my long term GF seems to be allowing herself to put on a lot of weight now. Once was skinny (40 Kg). I fear she will be a fatty before much longer, and I have no experience fucking fat girls at all. Used to have very hot body, but just starting to decline now (too much beer I guess). Permanent relationships is not a great idea. LOL[/QUOTE]I just went thru a similar situation. Found a teacher late 30's who had gone thru a hysterectomy a few years back. Unmarried no kids great body and a real tight box. Sweet lady. After a few months she informed me she quit her job and needed a little help. Asked when we could get a condo and when would I move to Bkk?

My next visit to Bkk she would spend hours on her tablet watching Facebook and YouTube. I asked her what's up with that and she replied that she's learning English. She also has put on a few kilos and does not cook, eats 7/11 microwave food. The final slap was when she said we are having to much sex, and can we just schedule a few nights a week.

Aloha Lady. It's over good bye. Now I'm on the hunt again. Although it's hard to find one that has had a Hysto and no period and no worry about pregnant and never need condoms. A God send.

RL.

[QUOTE=XRatedBangkok;2239015]She used to work for Boss Massage on Sukhumvit soi 24/1, and no she is a freelancer on soi 4. When you go down the soi, you will find her on the right side after Hooters. She is quite regular there. She is 30+, slim body, silicone boobs. Regular sex is 1000 thb I think and A-level is 1500 thb. She will bring you to a hotel nearby. She is the kind that delivers PSE: BBBJ, CIM, DATY, 69, DFK, RJ, etc. I recommend, and she is funny and relaxed.

To admin: I have read the rules regarding posting pictures. I do not believe I infringe on them but if it is the case, it is by mistake.[/QUOTE]LOL. Somehow I had missed this post until now. I should have KNOWN she was a former Massage Shop worker. I hate Massage Shops. Went to Boss Massage once and hated that place. The girls are so programmed by previous experience to do exactly the same thing with every customer, it is almost impossible to get them to adjust even ever so slightly to someone who does not want it done like a machine. She was the one I mentioned having taken (as a FL) recently and put her out with only cab fare because her attitude was so lousy that she was actually barking orders and angry that I would dare ask her to please for the love of god go slower with that bj. Then she "pretended" not to know what to do or not do with her hands after I had to resort to placing them here and here to get it right. Impossible to get her adjust to anything other than what she'd already done 1000s of times before For me, that is.

However, after I put her out with only cab fare, I did think how lucky her very next customer will be. He will have no idea what just happened and will marvel at how this girl seems sooooo accommodating and sweet with him.

[QUOTE=EihTooms;2239431] I hate Massage Shops. Went to Boss Massage once and hated that place. The girls are so programmed by previous experience to do exactly the same thing with every customer, it is almost impossible to get them to adjust even ever so slightly to someone who does not want it done like a machine. She was the one I mentioned having taken (as a FL) recently and put her out with only cab fare because her attitude was so lousy that she was actually barking orders and angry that I would dare ask her to please for the love of god go slower with that bj. Then she "pretended" not to know what to do or not do with her hands after I had to resort to placing them here and here to get it right. Impossible to get her adjust to anything other than what she'd already done 1000s of times before For me, that is.

However, after I put her out with only cab fare, I did think how lucky her very next customer will be. He will have no idea what just happened and will marvel at how this girl seems sooooo accommodating and sweet with him.[/QUOTE]While I agree that generally most freelancers are a shitty lot, there are good ones somewhere (hard to find), and Boss was at one time one of my favourite places. Looks of the girls were superior to other shops (for skinny types). Last year had Pin, who was delightful, not that skinny, however she did not last. Other girls there moved on to other shops. Did have an extremely crap girl there or two, over time but also good ones. Probably 75% success rate there. No silicones on my choices. They are not all the same!

I find it crazy to rate the shop, other than typical line up quality or is the Papasan an idiot (Can Cam) etc. , really. It is all about your chemistry and fun with individual girls. A bad girl does not make the shop a write off at all, not a bad papasan really. Even poor quality rooms can be tolerated at times unless foul stench. Does anything other than the girl really matter?

[QUOTE=TigressWanted;2239346]You can space things out, find regulars, experiment or be patient and picky, etc. Whereas a guy like me has to get 7 weeks worth of sex fit into a 7 day time window (every 2 years in my case). Got it right more often than not this time vs last time, but realize that good chemistry and luck definitely factor in. Funny, by the end of the week the area just above my dick was massively sore, the ladies grinding me for the big O while in cowgirl. Can't do much about that but wear it as a badge of honor I guess, LOL.[/QUOTE]7 days is far too short. Find a new job on contract that can give you more time off per year.

I love the girl grinding on me to get her cum in cowgirl, especially if BB. Yet you write as though it has to be tolerated. I feel for you that you had to fuck so many times as to be sore. I don't really want to live in my home country any more. Just visit it once or twice a year, put in an appearance. LOL Apply for a few Visas to other countries.

[QUOTE=DerHerrBlum;2239238]Does someone know if is it worth going to Nana Plaza or Soi Cowboy for New Years Eve? I mean, is there a good party at the GoGos or should you better go to a Club like Levels or Insanity?[/QUOTE]I am sure action can still be found somehow.

Bangkok is really quiet around New Year as many Thais leave Bangkok.

Tomorrow is Ork Phansaa (monks exit from Buddhist Lent retreat). This means bar closured tomorrow and likely from midnight tonight. Won't affect me. Some strict Buddhists will go back to alcohol after abstaining for weeks, so watch out for drunks on 25th (Thot Kratin day when monks get their new orange robes) but bars open.

I belive today is Chulalongorn day and some people are having a public holiday.

[url]https://finfanfan.com/[/url]
Fin is a slang word meaning awesome, so I guess title means "find awesome fans" or find persons for liasons.
Fan Fin would mean awesome "fans" as Thai puts adjectives after nouns. Fin first looks like a verb.
Some places they wrote FanFinFin, other way around.

[url]https://finfanfan.com/post/nui145[/url] here is example of a girl. Too chubby for my taste but other guys write reviews.

Submitted by moonaa on Mon 22/10/2018 - 15:27:
นุ้ย แตกปากได้. บริการดีมีนวด ไม่หล่นแน่ครับ
Says can CIM(literally "break mouth possible") , and does a good massage.

Cost: 2,500
บริการดี. เกินคุ้ม นวดน้ำมัน อาบน้ำ. ตัวเล็กนมใหญ่. แตกปากได้. มาอารมณ์ร่วม. ต้องหานุ้ยเลยครับ
Says big tits but pics suggest not so big. 2nd last phrase is not 100% clear to me.
Something like "comes the shared desire/excitement" or maybe "mutual desire to do things together" . Thais write things that are not quite sentences. LOL Maybe leads into last phrase that he must go to see Nui, (when the desire comes).

Translate apps will get some phrases close but fuck up others.

[QUOTE=Syzygies;2239456]While I agree that generally most freelancers are a shitty lot, there are good ones somewhere (hard to find), and Boss was at one time one of my favourite places. Looks of the girls were superior to other shops (for skinny types). Last year had Pin, who was delightful, not that skinny, however she did not last. Other girls there moved on to other shops. Did have an extremely crap girl there or two, over time but also good ones. Probably 75% success rate there. No silicones on my choices. They are not all the same!

I find it crazy to rate the shop, other than typical line up quality or is the Papasan an idiot (Can Cam) etc. , really. It is all about your chemistry and fun with individual girls. A bad girl does not make the shop a write off at all, not a bad papasan really. Even poor quality rooms can be tolerated at times unless foul stench. Does anything other than the girl really matter?[/QUOTE]The ex-Boss Massage girl in question here is named Pin. But must not be the same one if, unless I misunderstood your post here, you avoided siliconed girls. This Pin has huge, obvious silicone enhanced boobs. There are pics of her in the original post I quoted.

I am very distracted by silicone so not sure why I went ahead and took her. Except that the earlier expressed positives about her attitude were conveyed in the street. Unfortunately, in my case, those positives evaporated and went hard in the opposite direction within a minute of her actually starting to perform her services for me in the room.