FKK Artemis - Berlin

Another late report.

Halloween night at Artemis. Arrived very late from work, around 11. Actually needed to be reminded by Vivien (see below) that it was Halloween, maybe I should work a bit less. Just not possible at present. Also, maybe picked a poor time, maybe many girls partying. But I thought the line-up was quite poor. Lots of large and numerous tattoos, lots of silicone, but not lots of pretty girls. Also the underwear (dessous tag) was among the poorest I've seen on such a day in an FKK. But that is very individual, of course.

Since it was rather late, the girls made even less effort than on my last visit (see report). You could probably count the girls on one hand who a) didn't propose sex in the first sentence, be) did realize that my given name is not Schatzi or Baby.

Anyway after a long search I settled on Vivien, Romania, not very tall, chin long black hair, enhanced C's, size 36. Was a bit sceptical at first, because she also had a bit an Artemis-type approach but is a good girl and can recommend. Intense long DFK, DATY, BBBJ and doesn't mind a bit harder. Well she tried to upsell CIM a bit (I really want your juice / if I'm good, will you give me your juice? Haha). One hour (120).

Took me a long time to find another, but that was also because I wanted a blonde or redhead, realizing that I had only been with dark types recently. But most blondes had a horrible attitude. Finally settled on Nicole, fake blonde shoulder long hair, eastern European, did not ask nationality, probably the same we're all used to, moderately tall, size 34. She was very nice throughout, but heavy attempt to upsell CIM, Anal and no kissing in the room, quite good BBBJ though. And she was sexy in a whorish kind of way. I give her the benefit of a doubt cause it was very late but do not recommend. 60 euros. Left around 4, sure enough, had to get up at 6. 30.

Don't want to generalize too much, I know there are people here who really like the place, but I'm just not thrilled about it. It's not even the sessions, as you can read above, they were not that bad. Yes, it's possible to find a gem or two in the mud if you look hard enough. But it's just not an attractive environment there. In order to spend my hard-earned cash I really expect a bit more than hey Schatzi, you found me, of the majority of females. And I usually neither have the time nor the desire to spend ages in a club looking for that special girl among all the annoyances. That visit really reminded me why I had not been there so long. In many ways it felt like a crappy RLD for guys wearing robes. There are a lot of better FKKs, unfortunately not anywhere near though.

Some advice, maybe obvious, but maybe useful for some. I had actually already quite forgotten about that tactic because it's completely unnecessary in some other places, but for Artemis with many girls proposing to session immediately: Always turn down a girl first, even if you're interested, and see how she reacts, that already tells you a lot.

One more thing: Went to the kino in the main bar and they were playing exactly the same totally unattractive porn (an ugly blonde fucking in a car garage and a few other scenes) from my visit a few weeks ago. And it was no coincidence, I checked back two or three hours later. Yes, I know, that's managed poorly in other places too, and probably not a major factor, but I thought it was telling.

I believe the other Turkish girl is Bousa or Bussa.

[QUOTE=Simon Rex;1348363]OK. She was rather cheerful and pleasant the following day when I ran into her by the stairs. But with yesterday fresh in mind I just nodded and walked away from her. The other Turkish girl was much better. It's a pitty I can't remember her name.[/QUOTE]

Yes something like that. I had just spent 3, 5 hours with Michelle and I had a flight to catch but she was laying on her stomach in one of the beds in the bar area and I just had to see her, it was short and sweet. It seems a lot of the girls aren't in the girls gallery at the Artemis web site.

[QUOTE=Bearsk;1348741]I believe the other Turkish girl is Bousa or Bussa.[/QUOTE]

I spent 3, 5 hours with her and it was great. She didn't change her voice that way with me. But she tried to hustle me going for 500 E for quite some while. I told her "vamonos" and started moving towards the door. End of discussion. Also she wanted me to massage her in the beginning but I didn't go for that.

[QUOTE=Zimmerbaby;1348630]She's been there for a while. She is humble and sharkish at the same time. She also manages to provide a combination of GFE and PSE. With those beautiful eyes staring at me I understand that the price of love starts at minimum 60 E. The downside of her behaviour is when her voice changes in the direction of a little girl. Told her to behave. Whats the purpose of such behaviour anyway? To crossexamine the guys perversions? Dislike.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Zimmerbaby;1348630]She's been there for a while. She is humble and sharkish at the same time. She also manages to provide a combination of GFE and PSE. With those beautiful eyes staring at me I understand that the price of love starts at minimum 60 E. The downside of her behaviour is when her voice changes in the direction of a little girl. Told her to behave. Whats the purpose of such behaviour anyway? To crossexamine the guys perversions? Dislike.[/QUOTE]Good despriction, I agree. IMHO she can be called a regular. AFAIR she's working in Artemis quite regularly since May or June 2011.

I was hoping she was. Can't wait to hit that again.

[QUOTE=Pharisaer;1348826]Good despriction, I agree. IMHO she can be called a regular. AFAIR she's working in Artemis quite regularly since May or June 2011.[/QUOTE]

[quote=dick1; 1327653]thank you angus,

my last 3 times to artemis i have been disappointed. previously i believed that this is the best fkk club in germany. but not anymore. there are many beautiful girls in other fkk clubs in germany who want to work here, but they're not allowed. it is thus a strange control who gets and who do not get work here. primarily for economic reasons where pimps control and distribute their girls.

am i the only one to think there is fewer pretty girls here?[/quote]i completely agree. had the worst mongoring experience of my life tonight there. this egyptian / brazilian big fake tits and big assed girl, t-something, wouldn't let me touch her boobs, wouldn't sit on me facing my feet, and wouldn't even let me go at my own fucking pace! i was about to pop and she sat up and said i hate your sex, in 5 years no one does this (um, all i was doing was going a bit slower than 100% pound as fast as i can) and that she didn't like it. wtf? that was like 10 mins in. i stayed away from her nipples, i didn't make her hop on me, and she's whining because i don't pop 2 mins into a 30 min paid session, and whining about how i am fucking her missionary (not rough, just not super speed)? the manager of course takes her side and i have to pay the ****. then i get paola from spain who i pay to cim and who basically just gives me a hand job with th tip in her mouth. i hear two other girls in the kino telling the guy to hurry up when she just started sucking.

ths place is a piece of shit conveyor belt bullshit club with girls wanting a 2 second pop to run out and pressure another guy to pop and pay for it.

not how i like to be treated.

the difference between here and gt in vienna is astronomical. the difference with k5 in prague is beyond imagination.

go if you must. but avoid tatiana, or whatever her name is. but great night not guaranteed.

[QUOTE=UsaInEurope;1350122]Not how I like to be treated.[/QUOTE]I understand. Thats a pity. I was treated like you one year ago, but my friends told me: don't stop visiting Artemis. Every cloud has a silver lining. They we're right. Had twenty or thirty good and great days there since then, I don't count.

Was there Saturday too, and had a good afternoon and evening there. A good afternoon and evening, but not a great one. Place was to busy. Maybe that's the reason why the girls try to manage as much customers and to earn as much money they can. Note: sometimes you have to wait twenty minutes or so to catch a room on a busy day. Wasted time in the girls eyes.

A word to the wise: Avoid Friday and Saturday night during fall and winter. If you can't, start your Friday or Saturday visit at noon. Beat the rush. Fuck early, leave early. Thursday is a good night for visiting Artemis. The place is much slower in comparision to Friday or Saturday, but you'll find all the stunners there.

Hello,

I'm going to Artemis tomorrow. Can't wait! I'm going to arrive at Artemis around 22-23. Is that too late for a Monday night? Should I wait until the next day? I have to leave to the airport around 17.

Thanks in advance!

[QUOTE=UsaInEurope; 1350120]Had the worst mongoring experience of my life tonight there. This Egyptian / Brazilian big fake tits and big assed girl, t-something,

Ths place is a piece of shit conveyor belt bullshit club with girls wanting a 2 second pop to run out and pressure another guy to pop and pay for it. But great night not guaranteed.[/QUOTE]Well it happens. You simply must choose wisely. Can't say enough that chemistry rules, and you have to talk and take the time to size up the vibes, and walk away if things are not right before heading off to the races.

Who knows whether you did this or not, or what role your own mood played in all this? But nothing is guaranteed in paid sex between strangers, and especially if it is just me me me. Not defending sharks or those who are in it just for the money, but just sayin it usually takes 2 to tango.

Can't speak about other bordells in other places but I will say merely that I was at the Bahnhoff Fri pm with steady wingman Herr Ober Leutenant "IceMan" Magee and I had mighty fine times with semi newish Anna (light brunette curvy Romanian) and Busa (dark haired curvaceous German-Turkish) both of whom seriously rocked RB's jadded world. Funny, tender, passionate, responsive, all I could ask for. Even better than Episode 7 of Last Resort.

Sorry Phariser don't agree about avoiding Fri-Sat, though it is better before midnight. Have been struck over past 2 months varying days between Thurs-Sat that actually, one cannot really generalise who will be there. The line up varies more than I expected; I used to think those around Wed and Thurs would stay through the 2 prime weekend nights but it is not so true. It is probably a function of whether girls are locals (girls who live in Berlin) vs those who sleep upstairs for 1-3 weeks from more distant ports. If locals had either a lucrative or rough time the night before, they are likely to vary their schedules more. It all just depends on how the karmic breezes are blowing.

[QUOTE=UsaInEurope;1350122]Go if you must. But avoid Tatiana, or whatever her name is. But great night not guaranteed.[/QUOTE]Sorry for your bad experience. I presume you're talking about Talisa. One of my most spectacular sessions with a WG happened with this girl. Reading your report was a big surprise. Sometimes people don't match, and to be honest, it could have been something she didn't like about you. Sorry to say that. I can only speculate about possible reasons. Hormons, bad day, bad hair day, forgot to call her mother on her birthday, brother is sick or cat is dead.

Anyway, this is my report on her from 2011:


TALISA (EGYPT / BRA) 24 years old, long black hair, a lot of makeup around her eyes. 160 cm. Stunning ass (perfect balance between musculus gluteus maximus / medius / minimus). She approached me and started kissing my mouth saying ' let mommy take care of you' and was really cuddling and warm. This statement brought a new dimension to my life. It felt very strange, but exciting, and I must point out that you really must not think about your own mother. BJ, kissing, attention and desire was out of this world! I loved the way she manipulated me, the illusion was so realistic and addictive that I had a hard task ending the session after 120 minutes. I was in paradise. Does anal, but it is not my cup of tea. On my way home at the Messe Nord / ICC S bahn station 5:15 in the morning I asked myself if this was the high peak of my life and had to dry my eyes caused by overwhelming emotions. Verdict: A

[QUOTE=UsaInEurope;1350122]I completely agree. Had the worst mongoring experience of my life tonight there. This Egyptian / Brazilian big fake tits and big assed girl, t-something, wouldn't let me touch her boobs. Not how I like to be treated.[/QUOTE]How is it in Artemis, can't you leave some of your complaints to the manager? I have done this in other fkk's before leaving and felt good about it. Maybe it sometimes does no justice to the girls, but it's an idea to get better service. Regards, Roll Buzz

[QUOTE=Rocketboy0;1350410]Have been struck over past 2 months varying days between Thurs-Sat that actually, one cannot really generalise who will be there. The line up varies more than I expected[/QUOTE]You're right, lineup varies and you can't generalise who will be there on a given day. It's just my advise based on my personal experiences.

[QUOTE=Roll Buzz;1350426]How is it in Artemis, can't you leave some of your complaints to the manager? I have done this in other fkk's before leaving and felt good about it. Maybe it sometimes does no justice to the girls, but it's an idea to get better service. Regards, Roll Buzz[/QUOTE]Sure. Usually you're asked about your general satisfaction when you're about to leave and return your key (and the place isn't to busy as well). Don't hesitate to answer the question, the staff will listen. AFAIR there is or was a box for questionnaires near the entrance too.

[QUOTE=Zimmerbaby;1350415]TALISA (EGYPT / BRA) 24 years old, long black hair, a lot of makeup around her eyes. 160 cm. Stunning ass (perfect balance between musculus gluteus maximus / medius / minimus). She approached me and started kissing my mouth saying ' let mommy take care of you' and was really cuddling and warm. This statement brought a new dimension to my life. It felt very strange, but exciting, and I must point out that you really must not think about your own mother. BJ, kissing, attention and desire was out of this world! I loved the way she manipulated me, the illusion was so realistic and addictive that I had a hard task ending the session after 120 minutes. I was in paradise. Does anal, but it is not my cup of tea. On my way home at the Messe Nord / ICC S bahn station 5:15 in the morning I asked myself if this was the high peak of my life and had to dry my eyes caused by overwhelming emotions. Verdict: A[/QUOTE]I've only met one girl at the FKKs claiming Egypt, and that was the infamous one at Palace with the bad reputation (and deservedly so in my opinion). Could this somehow be the same girl? I ask because the "let mommy take care of you line" sounds exactly like something she would say. If it is the same one under another moniker, well at least somebody got a good fuck out of her. The girls are known to move around from club to club from time to time. Wouldn't be surprised if she gave Artemis a go in the past.

[QUOTE=The Cane;1350515]I've only met one girl at the FKKs claiming Egypt, and that was the infamous one at Palace with the bad reputation (and deservedly so in my opinion). Could this somehow be the same girl? I ask because the "let mommy take care of you line" sounds exactly like something she would say. If it is the same one under another moniker, well at least somebody got a good fuck out of her. The girls are known to move around from club to club from time to time. Wouldn't be surprised if she gave Artemis a go in the past.[/QUOTE]In Palace you have 2 girls who claim Egyptian heritage. Alexandra / Angelina and Chanel. Chanel also works in Artemis as Talisa, and is quite distinctive with her Amy Winehouse style eye make up / hair, BJ lips, an ass that really sticks out and huge tits as per the links below. Except for one occasion I've found Talisa to be a great PSE, but I think she was wilder in her Oase days (as Mercedes)

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