FKK Artemis - Berlin

[QUOTE=Zimmerbaby; 1350415]Sorry for your bad experience. I presume you're talking about Talisa. One of my most spectacular sessions with a WG happened with this girl. Reading your report was a big surprise. Sometimes people don't match, and to be honest, it could have been something she didn't like about you. Sorry to say that. I can only speculate about possible reasons. Hormons, bad day, bad hair day, forgot to call her mother on her birthday, brother is sick or cat is dead.

Anyway, this is my report on her from 2011:

TALISA (EGYPT / BRA) 24 years old, long black hair, a lot of makeup around her eyes. 160 cm. Stunning ass (perfect balance between musculus gluteus maximus / medius / minimus). She approached me and started kissing my mouth saying ' let mommy take care of you' and was really cuddling and warm. This statement brought a new dimension to my life. It felt very strange, but exciting, and I must point out that you really must not think about your own mother. BJ, kissing, attention and desire was out of this world! I loved the way she manipulated me, the illusion was so realistic and addictive that I had a hard task ending the session after 120 minutes. I was in paradise. Does anal, but it is not my cup of tea. On my way home at the Messe Nord / ICC S bahn station 5:15 in the morning I asked myself if this was the high peak of my life and had to dry my eyes caused by overwhelming emotions. Verdict: A[/QUOTE]Hilarious report on Talisa. I had similar emotions while I was fukking Jenny of Palace. You are almost outside yourself thinking,"this is unbelievable and definitely the best fuck of my life".

[quote=usaineurope; 1350122]i completely agree. had the worst mongoring experience of my life tonight there. this egyptian / brazilian big fake tits and big assed girl, t-something, wouldn't let me touch her boobs, wouldn't sit on me facing my feet, and wouldn't even let me go at my own fucking pace! i was about to pop and she sat up and said i hate your sex, in 5 years no one does this (um, all i was doing was going a bit slower than 100% pound as fast as i can) and that she didn't like it. wtf? that was like 10 mins in. i stayed away from her nipples, i didn't make her hop on me, and she's whining because i don't pop 2 mins into a 30 min paid session, and whining about how i am fucking her missionary (not rough, just not super speed)? the manager of course takes her side and i have to pay the. then i get paola from spain who i pay to cim and who basically just gives me a hand job with th tip in her mouth. i hear two other girls in the kino telling the guy to hurry up when she just started sucking.

ths place is a piece of shit conveyor belt bullshit club with girls wanting a 2 second pop to run out and pressure another guy to pop and pay for it.

not how i like to be treated.

the difference between here and gt in vienna is astronomical. the difference with k5 in prague is beyond imagination.

go if you must. but avoid tatiana, or whatever her name is. but great night not guaranteed.[/quote]sorry to hear that usa. but you, as an experienced monger, know that there is incredible variability in experiences depending on which girls you choose. also it sounds like you could have screened the girls better. i basically ask the girls if they like to french kiss, and if they like daty / bbbj. i also tell them i do not like to cim or do anal but like to do longer sessions if things go well. if they balk, i walk.

[QUOTE=Neutron Flux; 1348732]Another late report.

Don't want to generalize too much, I know there are people here who really like the place, but I'm just not thrilled about it. It's not even the sessions, as you can read above, they were not that bad. Yes, it's possible to find a gem or two in the mud if you look hard enough. But it's just not an attractive environment there. In order to spend my hard-earned cash I really expect a bit more than hey Schatzi, you found me, of the majority of females. And I usually neither have the time nor the desire to spend ages in a club looking for that special girl among all the annoyances. That visit really reminded me why I had not been there so long. In many ways it felt like a crappy RLD for guys wearing robes. There are a lot of better FKKs, unfortunately not anywhere near though.[/QUOTE]Sorry to hear that. I think the gist of your argument is what my same argument is for mongering in general. My like for the 2 FKKs I have been to in Goldentime (Wien) and Artemis is that whilst there is a lot of chuff in the water and circling sharks one can still find a juicy King George Whiting to munch on.

In somewhere like Budapest (read Kiev, Minsk, Moscow, Sofia, Bucharest etc) you have the added problem of having to phone said sharks and then hope that your experience once you actually get to the ho's apartment is okay. All of us have been ripped off or disappointed. I just find in Artemis one can increase the odds of a great time by being in tune to the negative. And there are many great women there that some of the bad can be excluded.

Nina, Marketa, Ella, Jenna, Nathalie, Hillary etc are awesome. Maybe the stars were not aligned for you at that time but I hear ya about bad experiences.

Last week I was in GT in Wien with a nice girl Marcella (had been with her before) and she was apalling. Bad attitude. Whined about making no money. Whined about me going with different girls etc etc whereas 1st time with her was a 10/10 experience. I am prepared to give her the benefit of the doubt.

I am going to Artemis now for a LONG night. The few escorts online in Berlin I tried have been just so so. Would rather pay the bucks to be in a target rich environment tonight rather than try individual lakes for lighter prey.

Party on Wayne

[QUOTE=Samplerr; 1350645]In Palace you have 2 girls who claim Egyptian heritage. Alexandra / Angelina and Chanel. Chanel also works in Artemis as Talisa, and is quite distinctive with her Amy Winehouse style eye make up / hair, BJ lips, an ass that really sticks out and huge tits as per the links below. Except for one occasion I've found Talisa to be a great PSE, but I think she was wilder in her Oase days (as Mercedes)

[url]http://www.fkk-artemis.de/page/wp-content/gallery/events/artemis-fasching-2012-027.jpg[/url]

[url]http://www.fkk-artemis.de/page/wp-content/gallery/events/artemis-fasching-2012-038.jpg[/url][/QUOTE]Thanks for the informative response. Well, at least my thought that she has worked in different clubs under different names is confirmed. But she's not the infamous Alexandra / Angelina, who I do not find to be attractive at all, physically or "behaviorally" LOL!

[QUOTE=Zimmerbaby; 1350415]Anyway, this is my report on her from 2011:

TALISA (EGYPT / BRA) 24 years old, long black hair, a lot of makeup around her eyes. 160 cm. Stunning ass (perfect balance between musculus gluteus maximus / medius / minimus). She approached me and started kissing my mouth saying ' let mommy take care of you' and was really cuddling and warm. This statement brought a new dimension to my life. It felt very strange, but exciting, and I must point out that you really must not think about. Verdict: A[/QUOTE]Last 2/3 times I visited Artemis I was approached almost immediately by a girl claiming to be from Egypt and every time I declined, vaguely remembering the horror stories I read on ISG, not sure if it's the same girl but I'll try to remember the details and maybe give it a try next time, if I'll be in the mood to try new girls, that is. Berlin calling.

Cheers!

Kimino

Went to Artemis the other night after an early attempt needed to be aborted. I must admit I was somewhat apprehensive after many poor recent reports but once my head got inside the doors of the Love Bahnhof I could see what some of the commotion is about. There are many new faces (to me) that are of the poor eating shark variety. But amongst those chummy waters one noticed several familiar faces attached to PSE type bodies.

Enough has been written about regular girls but I was so lucky to enjoy an initial up-sell-a-thon in which I agreed to go to the room with a new lass from Bulgaria-Moldova-whoknowswhere for ONE HOUR as long as it was just a 120 Euros straight sex a thon. This lass goes by the name of Dori. Or is it Doreen. Anyway. Somewhat dark skin of the deeply tanend or Arabic variety. Pretty face. Black hair and blue contacts. Cheeky grin on her mug.

1) Dori. We get to the room (zero wait) and the up sell starts RIGHT AWAY. I firmly tell her I do not want CIM. 3somes, ANAL, or anything to do with dogs or fleas. She laughs and starts a very poor BBBJ. Mainly hands. I stop her right away and tell her to blow me or the session will end. She,"I will do uncovered BJ only if you CIM". Nope I say. Anyway after haggling with her while my little head is in her mouth (read actually mainly her hand) she is arguing away (kind of funny with part dick in mouth and as my granny would have said to her."Never speak with your mouth somewhat full [of cock]"). Said session became so annoying that I got her to put on the rub-a-dub-dub and I fucked her missonary for about 15 minutes all the while she was yapping at me to COB. Do anal etc. In the end I couldn't CUM cause I was bleeding angrier than a dog at a cat show. I pulled out, regrouped, surrendered my mission and left the room. I was with her all of 19 minutes so I went to pay her 60 quid. She starts whining like a * about 1 hour etc. So I YELLED back at her in my loudest BAD German, crossed with Italian, English and Romanian swear words. So much so that everyone within 2 kms must have heard. Then I proceeded straight to the front desk and told them of my CONCERNS about said wench. Who, all the while was still yapping at me like a dog. This is the way to Shark satisfaction I have concluded. Shoot 'them in front of THE other sharks'.

I met up with a nice Scottish group at the bar and warned everyone there about this lass. Kind of enjoyed it. So that is how I DEAL with the up-sell-a-thon types. Miss Dori got the message loud and clear as each other male she approached thereafter gave her a wide berth. Well for a little while.

Dori. Bu. Looks. Face 9/10, Body 9/10, Attitude 1/10, Performance 1/10.

2) Hillary. She of the 10/10 looks and better performance arrived after 5pm. Or this was the 1st time I noticed her and given my angry mood and circling prey in those newly cummed waters I decided to corner the "Hillary hot market" for a few hours. 90 minutes later after an intense CIM, COF, fucked right royally 5 ways to kingdom come and a lot of DATY, DFK, deep throat, you name it all, I was a very happy chappy again. The world was perfect and Artemis was Queen of the Night again IMHO. I paid Melody 350 euros including a good tip for the best sex I have had this year. Performance 10/10 Perfection.

3) Garbita. Ro. I waited a few hours to see if I could go again. I met a lass I have not been with before, nor noticed. Gabi (Garbita). She is on the website. She is a little Romanian lass but has a body style I like, thin but with some chunk. Had a standard 30 minute session and she was nice and relaxed about it all. Not great not bad but watching her riding CG is worth the entry level of 60 euros alone. Looks Face 8/10, Body 8/10, Attitude 8/10, Performance 65/100.

I have been doing some analysis of the global p4p market and basically have come to the conclusion that for the value I may as well just monger here in the FKKs or London where service for price is pretty much guaranteed. Maybe add in some known values in Morocco and PSE types in Budapest but outside of that the p4p market seems to have converged even in struggling shit holes like Bucharesti. Really finding reliable escorts for anything less than $100 per hour outside of a few gems written about within here in the vast bloggage or going for the riskier SW in Kurfersenstrasse etc is not worth my efforts any more.

My new conquests are on the languages websites and my 1st date from such is this Thu night in Berlin with a smoking hot Moldovan / Romanian lass of 30 years of age. I will report how it goes on the relevant Berlin site and add some pointers on the opportunities in this new growth market. Meanwhile, Obama won which is great for weapons businesses. So

"Party on Wayne"

[QUOTE=Belvaros;1351434]2) Hillary. She of the 10/10 looks and better performance arrived after 5pm. Or this was the 1st time I noticed her and given my angry mood and circling prey in those newly cummed waters I decided to corner the "Hillary hot market" for a few hours. 90 minutes later after an intense CIM, COF, fucked right royally 5 ways to kingdom come and a lot of DATY, DFK, deep throat, you name it all, I was a very happy chappy again. The world was perfect and Artemis was Queen of the Night again IMHO. I paid Melody 350 euros including a good tip for the best sex I have had this year. Performance 10/10 Perfection.[/QUOTE]Hi Belvaros,

I can't quite sum up the 350Eur pay for 90 min room time. Could you please break down the cost of extras and tip?

And why the hell did you pay Melody for Hillary's hard work :confused:

[QUOTE=Shah Khan; 1351941]Hi Belvaros,

I can't quite sum up the 350Eur pay for 90 min room time. Could you please break down the cost of extras and tip?

And why the hell did you pay Melody for Hillary's hard work :confused:[/QUOTE]Sorry, sessioned with blondie Hillary and 250 Euros, not 350 typo. 3 x 60 quid + 50 + 20 tip. Had Melody (brunette) on the brain for some reason.

[QUOTE=Shah Khan; 1351941]Hi Belvaros, .And why the hell did you pay Melody for Hillary's hard work :confused:[/QUOTE]Yes WTF indeed. Maybe she was just royally pissed off that El B could not even remember her name after all that stellar service, so she just piled on lots of extras. At least he did not call her Mommy (that's another 50 EUR).

[QUOTE=Belvaros;1351434]I agreed to go to the room with a new lass from Bulgaria-Moldova-whoknowswhere for ONE HOUR as long as it was just a 120 Euros straight sex a thon. This lass goes by the name of Dori. Or is it Doreen. Anyway. Somewhat dark skin of the deeply tanend or Arabic variety. Pretty face. Black hair and blue contacts. Cheeky grin on her mug.[/QUOTE]Sounds like the girl who approched us (Rocketboy and me) in the pool area during my visit in September. Do you remember her name RB?

[QUOTE=Zimmerbaby;1352423]Sounds like the girl who approched us (Rocketboy and me) in the pool area during my visit in September. Do you remember her name RB?[/QUOTE]No-as she was not my type, I tend to blot these events out. To be honest, I was too busy looking at you, cuteypie. :eek:

[QUOTE=Zimmerbaby;1352423]Sounds like the girl who approched us (Rocketboy and me) in the pool area during my visit in September. Do you remember her name RB?[/QUOTE]I usually jot names down right away in a little notebook I keep with my wallet so I am sure it was correct. Then again I have seen some girls at GT and Artemis who seem to change names at times. Is that your experience.

Anyway, struck out with the livemocha. Com approach as they are all NICE lasses so will head out today via Wien for Budapest.

Happy Holidays all

Finally time for Artemis, the premiere for me. However, a little experienced from other FKK as the Palace, Oase and World in and around Frankfurt.

The setup is similar, reception desk, entry paid 80euro, then equipped with slippers and bathrobes. After shower I am ready to play.

In my case, I started quietly with avoiding any eye contact and just make myself at home in the site premises. Found at last the dinner room serving breakfast and let me enjoy it.

The lounge, where most girls kept house was too smoky for me so I made way down to the sauna area instead. Enjoyed sauna, bathing and more showers, and politely rejected the proposals which occasionally came from the ladies who were patrolling the area. I had a feeling that I would not bother with so much on this day, so the strategy was to just go with the ladies who felt 100% right both in appearance and in manner. It would prove to work almost perfectly.

Got tired in the end of the scant supply and pulled me up. Whereupon I ran into a Russian girl named Ella, liking arose and we went to a room. A very affordable half hour with CIM. Ella was hot and gave one of the best blowjobs I ever got (bought).60 +50 Euro.

Then it was time for breakfast (again) and more sauna and splash. Sat for a while in the theater, though I think porn is extremely boring. In any case, the standard porn that normally appears on FKK. The advantage ofthe cinema is that it patrolled more frequently by girls. So here you can sit and look at them instead. Got tired in the end of boring pornos and went up to the smoky lounge. Looked for a while at a young petite girl how was completely to my taste. Unfortunately, despite repeated eye contact, she did not come up to me. So I sought her out instead. Arielle from Frankfurt. It was no frills, straight after that I visited, she wanted to go to the room. This was a warningsignal. She looked right out, but there was something in her attitude that bothered. Indeed, well up in the room it was a disaster, it ended with a nothing. 60euro spoiled.

Now I was a little worn and disappointed, so I sat on a sofa and read a bit. After a while I decided to make one last try, if unlucky I go to Monrouge instead. So I sat in the sex cinema and waited. Turned down all who came that I did not have that extra that I was looking for. Finally, a well built brunette appears, she immediately charmed me. Nina from Czech Republic. She gives me a great hour, and I think I will carry that memory with me for a long, long time. Sexy, beautiful, nice, incredibly talented. 120 euros.

E65

[QUOTE=Elve65;1353064]Whereupon I ran into a Russian girl named Ella, liking arose and we went to a room. A very affordable half hour with CIM. Ella was hot and gave one of the best blowjobs I ever got (bought).[/QUOTE][QUOTE=Elve65;1353064]Nina from Czech Republic. She gives me a great hour, and I think I will carry that memory with me for a long, long time. Sexy, beautiful, nice, incredibly talented. 120 euros.[/QUOTE]Congratulations. You went upstairs accompanied by two of Artemis' service queens. Good choice, chapeau!

[QUOTE=Rocketboy0;1352575]To be honest, I was too busy looking at you, cuteypie. :eek:[/QUOTE][url]Awww[/url], all I really wanted that day was to be your little jelly bean.