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I had a horrible experience on Thursday when I decided to call an ad in the paper for "Chinese massage open 6 days a week, no Fridays." The girl didn't sound too friendly on the phone, but I thought I'd take my chances and make a booking anyway. She works out of a small flat in Grosvenor Street Balaclava. I was feeling rather horny, so when I got to the door and was greeted by one of the ugliest looking girls I've seen in a long time, I was very disappointed to say the least. My first instinct was to walk out right then and there, but I didn't want to be rude, so took my chances. The massage was ordinary and when it was time to flip over, my dick was having real trouble getting hard because she was a real sight for sore eyes! She was fully clothed, so I asked her if she could remove her clothes in the hope it might stimulate an erection. She said she didn't like taking off her clothes, but when I offered her an extra $20, she very reluctantly agreed to remove them. Her tits were a much nicer sight than her face, but she got very annoyed when I tried to gently touch them! She said "I don't like being touched on my body" WTF? I felt totally ripped off. My dick eventually got hard, but she could not get me off, because not only did she look so bad, but her attitude was also very rude. She kept looking at the clock all the time, then said with a sour looking face and aggressive tone "I need to stop now because time is up and I have another customer arriving soon!"

I was very annoyed, but remained polite. I put my clothes back on and during this time, she did not say a word to me. Her face looked very sour, like I had done something wrong. Sorry, but it was not my fault that she was so ugly looking and wasn't able to get me off. I did give her a chance, paid her the $70 and remained polite at all times.

Most other punters probably would have given her a verbal blast and maybe that's what she needs. Anyway, overall a very bad experience, total waste of money & I will never return. Remember this ad, it's not worth making a booking with this girl. She has no endearing qualities whatsoever!

Visited this establishment today the first time for many years.

Good selection of ladies in fact that many one changed his mind a few times not necessarily for the better.

Chose a mature lady (lana) Pretty good service inc CBJ, a little GFE, cowgirl, miss finishing with a good HJ which I enjoyed viewing in the mirror.

The WL happened to share there are a few girls there offering some clients uncovered sex, anal and rimming. Whilst that sounds ok not sure I would go there myself as to much risk involved for me but I am sure may appeal to some.

WIR .Probably yes as the selection was pretty good.

Pedro

Hi.

Just wondering if anyone has tried Octopus Massage in Mitcham?

[QUOTE=Aussie Joe;1167393]I just googled that number and discovered that it belongs to Gillian, who I visited about 7 years ago. She would have been early 50's then and very ordinary looking i.e. plain to unattrative face, small leathery tits and very short, in particular short legs which kind of made her look like a stretched dwarf :). She used to advertise as tanned, blonde mature, which she was but the ad of course did not mention that she is fairly unattractive looking. When I saw her, she was working out of a small apartment in St Kilda Road, not far from the Police complex.[/QUOTE]Yes that is her.

I saw her this week and I remember her from hawthorn Road Caulfield South in the early 90s. She has a disability with one leg shorter than the other.

She is Vanessa now but used to be Gillian in the old days.

Her rubbing technique is crap. She did such a bad job I lost my erection and then shetried to convince me that was because I had come already and I said do you really think so? I hadn't it was just she couldn't keep me hard she was so bad.

Avoid like the plague.

Wonder if anyone might have a contact for a couple of girls that worked in the small shopping strip on Canterbury Road Canterbury probably closed down a couple of years back now.

Jenny was the mamasan I recall and used to see Tiffany who spoke good English and was studying and living here with her parents.

The other girl whose name escapes me was a real hottie that worked on Thursday (has a little tatt front down stairs)

Long shot as both may have finished their studies and be CEOs now but if anyone has a contact for them please PM me as both were nice gals and good value.

Pedro

I'm looking for 2 separate recommendations and I appreciate any assistance:

1. A good, hard massage by a woman. Prefer thai or Chinese massage but not essential. Extras not required although fine if available but the massage must be excellent.

2. I'm a bit bored and looking for a new BBBJ provider. My ideal preferences are 30+, private incall and cost less than $150 for 30 mins. In the past I have tried V (Prahran) , B (East Malvern) DSG who are fine, just looking for a change. Happy to take PM's if you want to keep this info provate due to the new laws.

Can someone give me a heads up if HJ is available at the High St place I have seen advertised on Gumtree?

Phone number ends in 2562.

Looks promising with the promotion of a double I thought?

Pedro

[QUOTE=Pedros Needs; 1167428]Visited this establishment today the first time for many years.

Good selection of ladies in fact that many one changed his mind a few times not necessarily for the better.

Chose a mature lady (lana) Pretty good service inc CBJ, a little GFE, cowgirl, miss finishing with a good HJ which I enjoyed viewing in the mirror.

The WL happened to share there are a few girls there offering some clients uncovered sex, anal and rimming. Whilst that sounds ok not sure I would go there myself as to much risk involved for me but I am sure may appeal to some.

WIR. Probably yes as the selection was pretty good.

Pedro[/QUOTE]Any idea who to ask for to get the 'special' services.

There's a number around for the first, Lou Lous in Victoria St, Rejuvenation in High St Northcote, the Japanese place at Paramount as for the other E. Melb? Nth Melb?

[QUOTE=Rambis Youth; 1167810]I'm looking for 2 separate recommendations and I appreciate any assistance:

1. A good, hard massage by a woman. Prefer thai or Chinese massage but not essential. Extras not required although fine if available but the massage must be excellent.

2. I'm a bit bored and looking for a new BBBJ provider. My ideal preferences are 30+, private incall and cost less than $150 for 30 mins. In the past I have tried V (Prahran) , B (East Malvern) DSG who are fine, just looking for a change. Happy to take PM's if you want to keep this info provate due to the new laws. [/QUOTE]

Anyone been to far eastern relaxation on racecourse Road recently? Remember going in 08 was pretty sweet. Sys now it's $65 for 1/2 hour. Is that for full service or just a massage. Remember getting full service for one hour for 110 last time.

-Also, is there any massage place that does BBBJ for relatively cheap?

[QUOTE=Teltel;1167842]Any idea who to ask for to get the 'special' services.[/QUOTE]Most ladies when they were introduced asked if you had any special requests. Suggest that might be the time to discuss what else is on offer.

Some chose to sit on the arm of the chair I was sitting on to discuss. Maybe they were the dealers offering the extras.

Indications were that a couple were younger girls and another older the lady. The lady I saw suggesting one was around her age (maybe late 40s)

Good Luck.

Pedro

[QUOTE=Goody4;1148781]Good news gents Yoyo is back and providing the same service as before BBBJ FS CIM COF COT ENJOY[/QUOTE]Hey bro any chance you could pm me the address of this place, I live in balwyn would be very convenient!

Thanks alot

Swung past the old AMP on Wantirna Road, only to find that they're gone, with a "Dentist coming soon" sign on the fence. Knocked on the door, no answer. Looked through the windows as best I could and there was power tools on the floor; obviously some renovations going on.

Where did they move to, the number I have for them is not being answered.

[QUOTE=HornyKiwi; 1167522]Hi,

Just wondering if anyone has tried Octopus Massage in Mitcham? [/QUOTE]Hey HornyKiwi,

How are you? I tries this place around Christmas time I rang and made a booking but once I got there it was quiet or could have been because it was close to closing time a middle aged asian women not bad looking showed me into a side room had the massage table etc very clean room I got undressed and waited when she cam in she put a towel over my ass and started to massage me she was very friendly talkative after about 5min she took the towel of and started massaging me all over then she got ontop of the table and did the usual thai sort of massage and then started teasing a bit by touching me between the legs and just before she whispered to turn over in my ear she said would you like happy ending which I said not this time as she wanted $50 way to much that I would pay.

Haven't been there since then I should go check it out soon and see if its any better.

Have you tried Mitcham Massage been about 3 times gets better everytime I go its at a pvt house and you need to call and book her name is Cindy for some reason she loves me coming there says how hot etc I am so I think that helps she says that the last time was about 2 months ago and I got her to take her top off and started to FIV her.

I will post more as have found and been to a few places recent but didn't have a computer till just last week.

Lethal7

[QUOTE=Pedros Needs; 1167811]Can someone give me a heads up if HJ is available at the High St place I have seen advertised on Gumtree?

Phone number ends in 2562.

Looks promising with the promotion of a double I thought?

Pedro[/QUOTE]Sure is, extra 20 bucks on top of the 50 for the half hour.