Bangkok Reports

Yes I use the word bars plural.

It appears that the new Kazy downstairs is not affiliated with Crazy House, so much. That might explain the huge difference in style. Different owners might be sharing the same location, each taking different levels. When I first came to Cowboy in 1991, I frequented Midnight Upstairs which was unrelated to the downstairs bar. The location is still called Midnight today (both levels I guess), but now has a Ladyboy bar between it and Doll House.

Kozy is the new Crazy House bar upstairs but not yet opened. I expect it to be a lot more raunchy than Kazy at a guess. Will it be a Karaoke club too, I not 100% sure? If so it might be mainly targeting Asian customers. So for those who like raunchy bars, might be better to look in Kozy when it opens. I will look myself, just in case they manage to make it anything like the original Crazy House, when it opened. That was good. Lots of hot girls dancing nude. Perhaps it won't be that at all.

Also now owned by Crazy House Management is Five Star. It has a lot of naked dancers. All girls. 4 of the girls are ex Suzie Wong. Milfs not exactly stunning. One on them is named "Dtom", a skinny MILF as yet no baby so very tight pussy. Very small tits. One buddy on the forum will want to visit her for sure. Tonight she was a bit overly drunk however that was not normal in her Suzie Wong days. I believe she was in "Enter" at Nana Plaza for a while. There is a close link between Dtom and Knot at Suzie Wong and Knot was one of my ex favourites but she has retired to have a family. Dtom was an expert pussy licker in Lesbian shows but 5 Star does not have that, at least not yet. In the modern day I take Knot's younger sister Pat at Shark (also ex Suzie). Looks like the ladyboys that came to 5 star are now confined to be PR "girls" sitting outside, but the dancers inside are all real girls.

All the girls from Suzie's old management have probably moved on. So the new Suzie W under Baccarat management is nothing like the old Suzie W I think. I don't go there any more at all, and hardly went to Suzie once Crazy House first opened, and a certain Suzie girl retired.

[QUOTE=Siamsin;2295070]
Now I'm not sure if these foul smells are STD or UTI related, but I do know that a single test can't be carried out for all types of infections. Usually a specific STD test is required to test for the related symptoms.

Inputs from you guys will be appreciated.[/QUOTE]Can't remember the last time I had strong vaginal odor on a Thai girl. I do tend to zig when choosing girls when others are zagging. Maybe just been lucky. Had a little scent the other night when I fucked a non pro and she had an orgasm. Then it disappeared. (when I went down on her, no scent whatsoever. When she came there was a little scent. just a whiff of one).

If I'd encounter a scent. Same as other guys. Politely end encounter, pay her.

Re bb, I get tested and bring oraquik kits. Am circumcised and never finish inside (this always lessens risk for girl in a big way as well, beyond mere pregnancy).

Will almost never go bb with any streetgirl. Also the older and more "experienced in trade) she looks, the more reticent I will be to go bb.

Tend to do bb just w / tinder girls and bargirls and freelancers from Thermae (actual ones, not the ones I see every night).

Last year a woman I met off Tinder who tested positive (I posted about it here). She was older (looked younger) and had been in the game for a while (another reason I've become more age sensitive with girls in the game but I did not fully realize how deeply she was in the game in beginning). I paid her, told her to go see a doctor (she tested pos there again, is on meds now, doing ok, we have stayed in touch). Tragedy for her, mini tragedy for me, as she was an amazing sexual partner, was up for anal, completely got into and then orgasmed while we were at it. (those kind of women qualify as sexual keepers). I really wish I could see her again. but alas..

[QUOTE=Smoothy;2295094]Yes, I agree with that list. Rawhide used to be on the list as well, but I hear it was purchased by the Arab, so that place is now going to be crap.[/QUOTE]Smoothy, I was just wondering if it is fairly well known among some of the girls in the bars you mentioned and/or do you generally mention to the girl upfront what your interests are with regard to pulling out or engaging in oral sex only to the point of your orgasm and then quickly shifting to a Cum On Face or Cum On Body finish. If so, it seems to me that would go a long way to encountering many more girls who will not make nearly as big a deal about you wearing a condom as when the girl assumes the bareback punter would go all the way to a CIP finish.

[QUOTE=Siamsin;2295070]Having been involved a lot more frequently on this board with posting reports etc, I can't help but notice how many guys discuss BBFS with girls as a prerequisite. Now I'm not here to judge anyone, that's not the point of this post. But I would like some enlightenment regarding how precautions are taken, how often are check ups done, the costs of these check ups, if anyone has honestly contracted any infections.

The reason I ask is, from my recent trip experience (Bkk but especially in Pattaya) I noticed that many girls had yeast infections or possibly an STD that caused the foul odor in their vag. So what do the guys who BBFS do if the girl has a funky smell downstairs?

...[/QUOTE]- I have been barebacking with thousands of different girls from around the world, mostly P4P, for 45+ years and have only gotten 1 dose of easily treatable trichomonas. Got it from a non pro university girlfriend when I was 19 years old. Took one pill for each of the next 4-5 days and it was gone. As of about 4-5 months ago when I got a thorough blood check and full medical check up for just about everything imaginable, I was free of any communicable disease and no sign of an infectious disease. But, according to the doctor, I should "eat more red meat and cut down on sweets" in order to lower my bad cholesterol level. On the other hand, my good cholesterol level kind of makes it a wash. LOL. That is not a testimonial for the "safety" of barebacking. Just stating my experience and condition.

Possible contributing factors to my near total lack of catching anything along the way are that I don't generally engage in prolonged, rough and ramming kind of sex I sometimes hear about and read about on these forums, the kind that could easily cause skin abrasions and entry points for whatever. Oh, I'll go for an hour or more if I feel like it. But it is always going to be extremely well lubed (natural lube, not from a tube) and, well, relatively gentle I suppose. Works for me. If it doesn't work for the girl, I will probably not be seeing her very often anyway. Also, I always roll out of bed to wash off in the shower and "take a leak" within minutes of finishing, giving little bugs less time to grow and spread I guess. Oh, and I was circumcised as an infant.

- I would not bareback as I do if I had not gotten a vasectomy decades ago and if I did not always have a recent negative/normal/non-reactive blood check document for HIV testing from a reputable clinic to show anyone interested in seeing it or simply for me to know about myself. I also get checked for other STIs, including syphilis. I get the test done every 1-2 months at Thai Red Cross, just off the Ratchedamri BTS station of the Silom Line. 200 baht for the HIV test and 200 baht for the additional STI/syphilis test. Takes about 90 minutes from walking into the clinic to walking out with the document. Bring your original passport if you want a printed result document with your name on it.

Btw, regular or return visitors should know they are now working right through the previous Lunch Break hour of 12Noon to 1PM, although I am sure they stagger the staff for a couple of hours midday in order to provide a break for everyone on the staff. That means you don't have to worry so much about showing up at 11AM or thereabouts where the 12Noon break would stop everything cold for another hour and add to the wait time as it used to in the past. They don't do it that way anymore, which is nice.

I fully understand the limitations of such testing. But it is better than going bareback and knowing virtually nothing about your health status year after year. Considering the well known ways it is contracted, I see no reason for me to think I will ever get HIV. I get the test and document to show anyone who is worried about it before barebacking with me. That is rarely required or asked for. But I like to have a document just in case.

- Like others here, I can't say I run into many extremely smelly pussies in Thailand or, for that matter, in other places I have mongered. However, I do encounter some pussies that smell funkier than others. I usually write that off as a dietary issue or simply the girl's body chemistry. Not a big deal to me. It has only rarely stopped me from launching into DATY and, almost always, whatever slight funky odor was there will get washed away with the flow of her natural lubrication. I honestly can't remember a girl's funky smelling pussy getting smellier and funkier as the DATY progressed. But I have begged off and changed the subject 2-3 times in my 45+ years of having sex due to a worrying odor. Which would represent a small fraction of 1 percent of my partners.

[QUOTE=EihTooms;2294935]...........LOL. Hell, I hated and resented having to masturbate when there were few other financially viable and agreeable options back in the USA. ...............[/QUOTE]Unlike many of you guys on this board when I was somewhat impecunious many years ago I had occasion to session some really horrible items in the US. Every so often I had the choice of repeating and I found masturbation to be a more enjoyable option.

Gents (Tooms, Catire, IMembr, Blanq, Natty, Syzygies, Jsxyz).

Thank you.

Really appreciate you sharing your thoughts, experiences, advice and the precautions you guys take. It's immensely helpful and I'm glad you guys do take some sort of safety measures.

In total, there were 5 girls in Pattaya (all TF girls) and 3 in Bkk (2 Kapoo and 1 TF) that I encountered with that overwhelming foul fishy smell. That was 8 out of the 23 girls I fucked on that trip, so that's the reason I asked. And it wasn't that period smell, or that natural strong vag juice smell, this was the thrush, bacteria built up, you got some serious problems smell, which concerned me. At one point in Pattaya, after 3 consecutive girls had that issue, I thought the fucking condoms were scented that way. But from what I gather from you guys years of experiences, it was probably a rarity and my bad luck.

Personally, I'm not circumcised nor do I have a vasectomy. But from my initial BB sexual encounters at age 16 with a long time GF, I got into the habit from that age to whip it out before CIP, and usually cum on belly, tits, ass, thighs etc. I continued that routine throughout my life with all my GF's and a few 1 night stands thereafter, with just a few slip ups along the way. Fortunately, I'm still not a dad. I guess, I'd only consider BBFS with a GF type, non-pro, or possibly with a repeat after the checks are done.

Thanks again for the honest responses chaps, you guys are great.

[QUOTE=EihTooms;2295259]Smoothy, I was just wondering if it is fairly well known among some of the girls in the bars you mentioned and/or do you generally mention to the girl upfront what your interests are with regard to pulling out or engaging in oral sex only to the point of your orgasm and then quickly shifting to a Cum On Face or Cum On Body finish. If so, it seems to me that would go a long way to encountering many more girls who will not make nearly as big a deal about you wearing a condom as when the girl assumes the bareback punter would go all the way to a CIP finish.[/QUOTE]I'm a come on not come in person as well when it comes to FS. CIM though for oral.

[QUOTE=Goatscrot;2295287]I'm a come on not come in person as well when it comes to FS. CIM though for oral.[/QUOTE]Wow. Shades of "Invasion of the Body Snatchers." LOL. I had no idea there were so many Cum On rather than Cum In punters in my midst. My BBFS+CIP ways seem to be more and more unremarkable and conventional all the time.

[QUOTE=Siamsin;2295275]Gents (Tooms, Catire, IMembr, Blanq, Natty, Syzygies, Jsxyz).

Thank you.

Really appreciate you sharing your thoughts, experiences, advice and the precautions you guys take. It's immensely helpful and I'm glad you guys do take some sort of safety measures.

In total, there were 5 girls in Pattaya (all TF girls) and 3 in Bkk (2 Kapoo and 1 TF) that I encountered with that overwhelming foul fishy smell. That was 8 out of the 23 girls I fucked on that trip, so that's the reason I asked. And it wasn't that period smell, or that natural strong vag juice smell, this was the thrush, bacteria built up, you got some serious problems smell, which concerned me. At one point in Pattaya, after 3 consecutive girls had that issue, I thought the fucking condoms were scented that way. But from what I gather from you guys years of experiences, it was probably a rarity and my bad luck..[/QUOTE]Then again Pattaya is a bit of a cesspool but regardless it sounds like bad luck. Never had it happen, but horrible luck would be being on a holiday for 1-2 weeks or a month and having to take antibiotics for 3 to 5 days waiting for something to clear while having given the girl 1000-3000 baht. That would derail a trip. If one participated with gogos, then the BBFS route may be enticing.

[QUOTE=EihTooms;2295299]Wow. Shades of "Invasion of the Body Snatchers." LOL. I had no idea there were so many Cum On rather than Cum In punters in my midst. My BBFS+CIP ways seem to be more and more unremarkable and conventional all the time.[/QUOTE]When you use the pull out method from the age of 13 or whatever age one started, the pull out method is just something that most punters are used to!

[QUOTE=Siamsin;2295275]Gents (Tooms, Catire, IMembr, Blanq, Natty, Syzygies, Jsxyz).

Thank you.

Thanks again for the honest responses chaps, you guys are great.[/QUOTE]Just for the record, in a place like Pattaya I would be super super reticent to bb as well if it were with any kind of regular sex worker.

[QUOTE=Catire;2295426]Just for the record, in a place like Pattaya I would be super super reticent to bb as well if it were with any kind of regular sex worker.[/QUOTE]I like CIM, CIP but there is something sexy about sliding between the orbs of an amply endowed chest whilst she laps up the head and jizz with a a lusty smile.

I emerged from the bowels of Suvarnabhumi into an atmosphere that could be cut with a dull spoon. The air was thick with humidity, smog and the scent of fresh pussy awaiting the gentle ravishings of Kumbu. And ravish he shall, oh yes.

It's been two years since my last expedition to the land of legs, the city of carnal desire, the place that took my mongering cherry all those many years ago. I was but a young lad of 19 short years when I had my first encounter with a beauty of Sabai Land in Pattaya. She was small, warm, and gentle with me, and she showed me what mongering can be. I was not a virgin, but I had never had such uninhibited sex before. She showed me how to express myself, albeit in a fumbling way that night, but she showed me that mongering has a place in the sexual life of any normal man. It is not bad. It is not immoral. It is not unnatural. It gives one the ability to meditate on the act, enjoy the coupling, and to explore the edges of ones experience without any self-conscious concerns. In short, it's a liberating form of sexuality that, as I learned those many years ago, has its place in the healthy sexual life of the average male.

And so since that day, the day my own tenderness was revealed to me by the soft hand of my first soapie girl, I have been an ardent mongerer. I've mongered all over the globe, at all price points. Dudes, I once paid a high priced escort in LA $3000, and while it was fucking awesome, I've never repeated. There's a point after which the law of diminishing returns really kicks you in the teeth. And on the other hand, I've had some pretty low-life experiences too. Also in the City of Angeles (USA), I once had a hand job from a toothy massage-parlor ajumma with more nipples than teeth for a paltry $20. Yeesh.

My point, gentlemen, is that as with everything in life, there is a shallow middle that I now strive for. And that middle is decidedly the girls of lower Sukhumvit. And so it is that I make my biannual pilgrimage to the land of these lovelies, on the pretense of work (Hah) - to once again liberate me from the clutches of modern sexually repressed society.

My flight was slightly delayed, pulling into the gate at 11 pm sharp. I knew there was no chance of a Thermae encounter tonight, so I decided to relax and hit the night clubs tonight. That meant I had plenty of time, and so no reason to sweat any delays. And with that thought in mind, as I penguin-walked the immigration line, I was able to slow my breathing, relax my blood pressure, and ease the perspiration, though I was unable to obscure from the view of the Arab ladies all around me the footlong subway sandwich I was apparently smuggling in my pants.

Luggage retrieved (long delay), customs traversed, downstairs to the taxi line, sawad dii krap, and off we sped. I chatted with the driver a little, and negotiated a tip of extra 50 baht if he broke all speed limits, and he duly obliged. As we hurtled through the humid night air at something like 130 kph, up popped the familiar Freddy lyric.

I'm burning through the sky, yeah.

200 degrees that's why they call me Mr. Fahrenheit.

I'm traveling at the speed of light.

I want to make a supersonic man out of you.

We pulled up to the Mercure Soi 11, I hopped out and did a quick check in. Up to my room (review to come), shower, unpack and a quick check of the time revealed 1:30 am. Ok, time for the sifting to begin. First stop: Levels.

I arrived at around 1:50 am. There was a gaggle of Indian and Middle Eastern men making loud noises and wide arm gestures at the base of the steps, which was a little disconcerting. But I maneuvered around them and got frisked my Goon #1. His companion, aptly named Goon #2, directed me to pay the cover, which was 300 baht (comes with a one drink comp), and up to the 6th floor it was. I was accompanied in the elevator with a couple of Spanish lasses, and they were clearly not here for the same thing I was. That too, was a little disconcerting.

What I loved about the old Climax was that its purpose was singular: to allow girls to hook up with men. Very few lady boys, and very few non-hunting men or women were there. But Levels has always been a mixed venue. There are some people there who are on holiday, others who are expats getting together, some couples out for some fun, and then some looking for something slightly more carnal, like me. This makes picking up girls in this kind of joint just a tad more cumbersome.

When I arrived, the place was not really all that full. The open air space was about 80% full, but inside it was like 50% full. But still plenty of writhing bodies to ogle, so no complaints really. I circled one full time, looking at what was on display, then got my drink, and then circled one more time. I found a table near the entrance and settled down for a little game watching. It was a good spot since I got to see everyone walking in and out and I got a good sense of the possibilities.

While I was watching, there was a Chinese dude being a little too forthright. He was in his late 40's, glasses, kind of portly, oddly dressed, holding a beer that looked clammy at this point. He was walking up to girl after girl, saying some words, obviously being rejected, and then moving on to the next girl. I don't know what he was saying to get flat out rejections. It could have been he was a loser, though I suspect it was more to do with what he was asking for, and how he was doing it. I think he was going up to them and saying "will you fuck me for 500 baht?" The WHAT is the 500 baht, and the HOW is the fuck me part. But I have no idea really, it's just an observation and some speculation.

I did a quick count in my head of the quality of girls, and overall, I think there were about 10 serious lookers in the whole place, about 10 very doable, but not quite top drawer, girls too. And about 10-15 girls who I would not go with even if it were free. And then there were about 10 girls who were clearly not available (white girls), and 20-30 girls who I could not figure out if they were freelancers or just there for a night out. I know, I know, everyone has their price, but given that I had just spent 20 hours in transit, slept 3 hours in the last 48, I was in no mood to do a suave seduction of a part timer. I wanted to pick someone up, get me some crotch time, and get my pretty little self to sleep in good order. So in sum, less than half of the girls in that club were worth my time, energy and money.

So I bailed. I decided to check out Insanity, and if it sucked, I could always come back to Levels (they do stamp your hand on the way in). I walked up soi 11 to the little chink in the road, turned left and up the steps to the club. Frisked, paid my 400 baht cover (with one drink comp), and into the club I went.

The first thing to know is that Insanity is far bigger than Levels. There must have been 2-3 times as many people here. It wasn't full by any means plenty of empty VIP seating, and space to walk too, but more people, which is good.

Again, I circled once, got my drink, then circled again. My overall impressions of the girls here is that there were more of them, and the quality was higher. But this could easily vary night by night, or even hour by hour. I found a spot on the left side of the club to put myself for about 20 minutes as I watched the talent. Off to my right was a striking young thing with a natural nose that spoke to me. She had slightly peroxide hair (the off-brown kind), long lanky limbs, a bare midriff (yum), and as smile that will open many doors for her. She looked to be in her early 20's, and was with a frumpy girlfriend. She and I exchanged eye contact a few times she was clearly interested, as was I. But at some point, her friend dragged her into the throng of undulating bodies in the middle of the club, and as she was dragged past me, she gave me one last wondrous look of the eyes, with an expression of like "I don't want to go into that mass of bodies". And then she was swallowed by the crowd, never to be seen again. I waited a good 30 minutes in case she managed to return, but she never did.

But when she left, she vacated a spot that was taken up by another girl of interest. This one had seriously peroxide hair platinum blonde. She had a cool looking face, but she was wearing a grey sport coat (formal looking), with a black halter top, and grey pants. So she was wearing a suit pant in Insanity. That's pretty insane. But she looked really hot. She seemed to be in her mid-20's, but her expression was not one of smiles and wonderment (like the previous girl), but more of "If you want me, you'the better come get me". She was looking back and forth between me and her phone, which is never a good sign, but the fact she was making eye contact with me was a good sign.

So we did the googly eyes for a few minutes when a white dude in his 50's swooped in for a little looksy. He walked up to her, stood about 5 feet away and smiled at her, as if to say "cheer up doll, I'm here". She was having none of it. She looked at him with a blank expression. Nothing. No returned smile, no wink, no words, nothing. Not even disdain! In a way, the lack of a response is the most damning kind of response. Not to be defeated, Mr. Smiley shuffled a little closer and said a few inaudible words, and she just looked at him again. Yikes, this was not going well. So just as cheerily as he arrived, he spun around and trotted off, with his grin only slightly diminished by this encounter.

Hmm. Ordinarily I am full enough of myself to think, "Kumbu, you can crack this nut. You have the inner confidence and the outwardly charm to make even this creature turn around". But in this case, given how tired I was, I was not sure I wanted to invest the time and effort into what would ultimately be a less than perfect sexual encounter. Nonetheless, I thought I would regret it if I just left without sampling the platter on offer. So I gave her a look, our eyes met, I smiled, and then before she had time to not-respond, I turned and walked the other way. I walked into the crowd, hoping that her eyes were following me. I disappeared around the corner, walked past the stage where a show of gluteal jiggling was half-heartedly being imposed on the crowd by the paid dancers, turned the other corner near the bathrooms and circled back to approach the grumpy full-suited beauty from the other side.

As I approached, she was looking glumly at her phone, so I walked right up to her, walked past her coming closer to her than I needed to, and then settled myself in a spot about 1 foot to her left, and slightly behind her. She turned to look at me, and I said "You don't mind me standing here, do you?" And she said "Sorry?" And I said "No need to apologize, I don't mind you standing here either. ".

Damn, Kumbu, where do you come up with this stuff?! That is pure gold right there, GOLD! And I think she noted the wit in it, and an ever so slight warmth crept into her terse lips. She looked at me slightly longer than she needed to, and then her blank expression returned, and she turned away. Ok, more work to do here, Kumbu. That opening salvo was a good one, but the battle is far from won. She's wobbling, but not yet on the ropes.

So I stood back and took a few breaths. I was thinking about how to break the ice a little more when this largish Arab looking guy walking past her saw her and his eyes instantly opened wide, his grin almost broke his face, and he let out a long, loud "Ooooh". Shit, man, come on. Have some respect here. I could see her recoil a little, and who could blame her? And as soon as this dude exited stage left, Mr Smiley walked back for another gander at her, this time walking past her and just shining his yellow teeth at her.

THERE! Kumbu, make your move. I moved in to her and when she turned slightly to listen to me, I said into her ear:

Kumbu: he likes you.

Glum: I think so.

Kumbu: You don't seem to like him.

Glum: Not my kind.

Kumbu: What is your kind?

Glum: (pauses) Not him.

Kumbu: Hah! I see. My name is Kumbu, what's yours?

Glum: Nice to meet you Kumbu, my name is Nit.

Now she turned her body towards me a little, indicating a slow opening of the clam. We talked for a few more minutes (where you from? Why you come Thailand? What you do? Etc.), and then I told her I was going to bail. And she asked "Where you go?" I said, "To my hotel, I am tired, I need a nice hot shower and to relax a little. " She said, "But it's so early, why you go now?" To which I said "It's past 3 in the morning, late enough for me. Hey, do you want to come with me? We can have a very relaxing time. ".

Nit: How much you pay me?

Yes. Finally, the charade had been wrapped, double-bagged and placed into the back of the freezer. We could now do what we are all here to do: fuck (me) and earn money (her).

Kumbu: How much do you want?

Nit: 5000 baht.

Kumbu: That's a lot for a hot shower and some relaxing.

Nit: Not only shower and relaxing kaa.

Kumbu: Oh yeah? Well, how about I pay you 2500, but if the relaxing is very good, I pay you 3000 baht.

Nit: No tip?

Kumbu: That 500 IS the tip. But fine, 3000 plus tip. But only if very good. If regular, then no.

Nit. Kaa.

She grabbed her knock-off LV clutch, and indicated we should leave.

We took the short walk to the Mercure, which was super convenient I must say. As we walked we talked, which was nice. We got into the room and she plumped herself down on the bed. We talked another few minutes about where she is from (she insisted Bangkok, not wanting to reveal her obvious Isaan roots), and why she was dressed so formally. She took exception to that, but in the end it was good because my message was that she was much more stylish than anyone else in Insanity.

At which point I tired of the small talk and said "I need that hot shower, you want to come?" And she said no. To tell the truth, I'm not much of a shower sharer, and she didn't seem to be one either, so if she had agreed to shower with me, my guess is that it would have been awkward at best. So I took a hot shower, after which she took her shower, and then she was there, in my bed, towel on, smelling nice and fresh.

We chatted a few minutes, with each turn of conversation allowing me to edge closer. And pretty soon my hands were on her, removing her towel.

She is a tall girl, perhaps 5'6" or 5'7", with a lean and tight body. Her legs were a little skinner than I had hoped, but in that pant-suit I could not evaluate the curviness of her legs. I am a total leg guy, so this means a lot to me. Her ass was also smaller than I typically prefer. I like some roundness and grabability to an ass. While her ass was grabable, it was less round with very little heft. She had the standard-issue be cup breasts, and a tight, toned midsection, which was perhaps the best part of this little delicacy.

I spent a good 10 minutes kissing her neck, shoulders, belly, hips, legs, and up the other side. The exploration was an exercise in sensual rebirth. It's been a long time since I have indulged in late-night carnal pleasure, and I had forgotten how intoxicating it is. I worked may way over to her pussy, which was not shaved but tightly trimmed. Luckily the carpet did not match the peroxide blonde drapes! So I dove in and went to town on her. She had very small lips, and a tiny little button of a clit. It was very well hidden behind a thick hood, which said to me that this girl does not orgasm much. Oh boy, I had my work cut out for me.

So gently, slowly, I worked my magic. And she slowly got more and more responsive, and she kept moaning and tensing up. But no orgasm. I was down in the trenches for a good hour, boys, and all I could get out of her was a few oohs and aahs. Damn. I can hear what you fuckers are thinking: "Shit, Kumbu ain't got no DATY game", but no, it wasn't my technique. I've got good technique dammit it works! (do I sound defensive here?) It was her. She was built in kind of an anti-orgasmic way, which is a total shame for her.

I noticed the clock in my peripheral vision, and it was closing in on 5 am now. So I decided that I was done with this. I was going to have my way with her, and then get some fucking sleep. So on goes my Trojan, and in goes little Kumbu, missionary style, with her legs crocked off to each side. And as I entered, the first thing I noticed was that she was fucking wet. I mean, just full of liquid, which for some reason had not been all that apparent as I did DATY. So insertion was easy, and unlike almost all Thai girls, she took me all the way. I went balls deep, and as I did that, she let's out this long, deep, guttural "Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh".

Ok. Thank you for that. Now let's begin, shall we? So I slowly pull out, and she does the same, long, deep "Aaaaaaaaahhhhhh. " Loud, I mean, like, wake-up-neighbors loud. This was a far more sensual response than with the DATY. So I pull in and out, and she just gets hotter and hotter and louder and louder, until she was (literally) screaming at the top of her lungs. Her legs were pointing up, one at 10 O'clock, the other at 2 O'clock, peroxide hair was flying everywhere, her long red-painted nails are digging painfully into my back, and she was just fucking going bonkers on me.

After another 5-6 minutes of this she pulls her legs back down, she takes her heels and digs them into my ass. Eeesh, excuse me? Heel-ass sex? No thanks lady. But within seconds I realized that this had nothing to do with me. With her heels firmly ensconced between my butt cheeks, she had a good handle on me, and she could control my thrusting. So with her legs, she started to push me in and out of her. She would pull her heels in, pushing little Kumbu deeper into her, and then relax her legs and I would pull out, only to be met with heels-in-the-ass again, pushing little Kumbu back in.

Goddam, the nerve of this girl! She was kind of fucking herself here, and I was an unwitting, delighted instrument of her pleasure. Hey, I was really enjoying this, except one thing started to bother me a little. Does this girl think of me as a dildo? Probably. I mean, that's fair. After all, what is she to me? A warm fuck sock?

Anyway, I gave myself up to the girl, allowing myself to be the instrument of her pleasure. I concentrated on restraining the increasing pressure to cum, and just focused on my breathing and relaxation. It was a kind of transcendental experience, with relatively little effort on my part, but allowing me to connect with myself in a way that I haven't for a long time.

After another 5-6 minutes, she tightened up, gritting her teeth for about 10 seconds, clutching at my shoulders, and then she whimpered a little, and the heels (thankfully) were removed from my now-sweaty ass. I sensed that she was going to push me off, toss me aside like a used tool, and so I took back control. I started my own rhythm, and slowly, gently, but surely moved myself through the paces, ejaculating satisfyingly, and without further note.

We lay there a few minutes, sweaty and tired, me still inside her. I then gently pulled out, and scampered for the shower. Wash, then her turn, and when she emerged, it was clear to her that I wanted her out. So she didn't make the awkward offer to stay the "night", now about 5:30 am. So I paid her 4000 baht, and she smiled, kissed me on the cheek, gave me her Line ID, and departed. Never to be seen again.

She was a good lay, I have to say. But she just felt grumpy the whole time, even as she was orgasming. And it kind of dulls the pleasure when the one you are doing it with seems morose, or not overly enthusiastic. Ultimately, on my first night here, after a 20 hour trip from the ruins that are my United States, fatigued and blurry-eyed, Nit did the trick. But I can do better. And better I shall do.

[QUOTE=Kumbu;2295538], But I can do better. And better I shall do.[/QUOTE]What a report! All Hail the return of the best storyteller on this thread. KUMBU I am a fan.

[QUOTE=Kumbu;2295538] I can do better. And better I shall do.[/QUOTE]You do have a way with words. You made a relatively mundane encounter sound interesting. Kudos for that.