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[QUOTE=Kumbu;2295835]There. Done. She released my skull from her vice grip, and I rolled out to take a few big breathes of air. Damn, that was the second time in less than 24 hours that I have been used as a dildo. Maybe I should take that as a message..[/QUOTE]Laughed out loud. Love the Kumbu style.
Kudos Kumbu.
[QUOTE=Gargano19;2295794]Couple of days back, I opened my TF app, after a long while and messaged some of the girls. I got 60% responses and most of them made it clear they're freelancer. Good, saves a lot of time. After doing some screening based on looks, price and services, I went with one girl. Asked her for Line ID and she gave it. She offered ST for 3000. Based on her pics she sent via Line, it was a decent price. I could've said "yes".
But, I was not going to accept defeat so easily. I said "one shot and massage, 1500". She countered it with 2000. I said, "nope, 1500". She said that 500 is her round trip taxi fare, she lives at bang na. I didn't reply for couple of minutes, next message came, "when do you want to meet?" LOL. I asked her to come ASAP. She said she'll come after taking shower. Awesome, I went to gym and lifted some weight till she came. Forget to tell, she also offered threesome with her friend for 5000, I didn't entertained it at that time.
After around 50 minutes, she message me that she's at lobby of my condo. I went down to pick her. When I saw her, god, she looked gorgeous. She was not skinny and quite pretty. She was wearing a black dress. And black is phenomenal colour, it's hard to look bad in it. You really have screw it up to look bad in black LOL.
After taking her to my room, we showered as usual. When she took her dress off, I realised she is big. Not Melissa McCarthy big but more-like Beyonce/ Christina Hendricks (Suits) kinda big. I have been fucking skinny birds for a while in Bangkok and I thought it was time for some change. But real fun started when we get into bed..[/QUOTE]Nice post. She visited about 5 months ago and can confirm your report. Not a repeat for me since she's thicker than my preference but can say she's a good girl. Had no idea 3 some was available though. Did have to BB (YMMV) due to small condom. Seemed anal was available but without a raincoat didn't attempt.
[QUOTE=Gargano19;2295794]
WIR: Damn yes, next week with her and her friend.
P.S.: She said she was 25, and from her looks, I had no reason to doubt.[/QUOTE]Good score off TF bud. Nicely done.
That 3 way is something to look forward to for sure, especially if there's a lot of GOGA.
Appreciate the pics. As much as I enjoy reading and envisaging the posters perception of his girl with descriptive word usage and story telling, I find the addition of a photo or 2 or 10, a whole lot more informative, interesting and appealing. So thanks for that.
[QUOTE=Kumbu;2295835]Damn, that was the second time in less than 24 hours that I have been used as a dildo. Maybe I should take that as a message.[/QUOTE]That's killer 😂 😂 😂.
[QUOTE=Kumbu;2295835]I felt sorry for her, but that ain't the reason I am here. I'm not on a humanitarian mission here, I am on a fucking trip. And fucking is what I shall do tonight.[/QUOTE]Fuckin A. I would've done the same. Perhaps the mask on would've helped, but with the deterioration of the ass, I fully understand.
[QUOTE=Gargano19;2295788]I rarely watch porn but when I do go for erotic stuff (more like female friendly) like New Sensations or Xerotic or even Digital playground has some good stuff.[/QUOTE]I fucking love watching porn. Especially. . . My own 😍 😁 😁. For research and improvement purposes of course. 😏.
I only had two days to spend in Bangkok, so I wanted to try to sample a few different types of experiences:
Day 1. #1. BJ SALON: Decided to start off with BJ salon, and went to 7-heaven. Chose a cute lady, Soda, from the lineup of pictures. Went for the BJ + COF option (1800 Baht) - this place is more expensive than some of the other BJ salon, but the girls seem to be hotter to me. I went with the COF option because I hadn't cum in a few days and figured I'd have a big load. Like I told with many of the girls at 7-heaven, the BBBJ is not deep at all, just a little beyond the head, so if you like a deepthroat BJ, this is clearly not the place. Despite this, I came rather quickly. Actually CIM before she realized what was happening and pulled it out and kept stroking for a nice COF. This happened within the 10 minute time limit, so another shot was on order. The second was somewhat disappointing as she barely performed BBBJ for a few minutes before switching to a handjob and finishing me off. Overall, was OK, but not a place I will likely return to.
Day 1. FREELANCER BAR: #2 After being mildly disappointed, I decided to check out the freelancer scene at Thermae. It was only about 9:30 PM on a Thursday but the club was pretty packed. Maybe 70-80 girls and 50-60 guys. You have to buy a drink upon entry, but that is about it. I walked around the loop inside several times to choose my lady. Lots of beautiful girls on hand. Many 8's and 9's. I spoke with a few, and really liked one shy girl, Nam (26 years old). Definitely at least a 9, incredibly beautiful. She quoted 3000 Baht for short time (all covered sex, light kissing, one shot). I told her, I recalled the pricing to be closer to 2500 Baht, and she said I may be able to get that with other girls but she was firm on the pricing. I decided to walk around a few more times, but I couldn't find any one I liked more, so I went back and told her I would take her. It was a good decision. We took a taxi back to my hotel. After showers, we slipped into bed. She was shy but very sweet. She had a beautiful all-natural figure. I have heard some horror stories of disappointment in the figures (scars, saggy tits, etc) once the clothes came off. But not the case with Nam. Standard LFK, CBJ, and Sex. But was passionated and unrushed. Really a great experience. I would highly recommend her. However, she is there uncommonly. She is a smart lady and works as a nursing assistant, and comes occasionally to earn a bit of extra money when she needs it. I think this is probably the case with many of the freelancers at Thermae.
Day 2. #1 NURU MASSAGE: I went to Doki Doki Massage based on all the excellent reviews and because I really like Nuru massages. I selected Helen who has a great body for Nuru. 3000 baht for one hour. Started with a typical soapy bath on the mattress followed by the nuru massage with proper nuru gel. The ladies at Doki Doki are very well-trained I think. Body-to-body was great and she licked all over as well with lots of rimming. BBBJ and then covered sex. Overall, a great experience. One I will want to repeat.
Day 2. #2. MILKING TABLE 2 GIRLS: I went to Analisa massage because I understood they used milking tables (they call it a glory hole). Chose the 4-hand (two girl) Tantra massage for 90 minutes. Expensive at 3800 Baht, but I actually think worth it. Chose Cake and Anna from the iPad photo lineup. I think the photos must be a little old / doctored. I had made an appointment but arrived early so had to wait a bit until Anna was ready. When the girls came to get me, I was a little disappointed in their appearance -- more 6's. They were both nice enough. It was a little annoying initially as they were extensively talking with each other in Thai as they were doing the massage (initially bare hands, and then with oil), which made you feel like you only had a quarter of their attention. They asked me how many shots I wanted. I said two, because on the pricing list it said this service included two shots. However, these girls indicated that I could have essentially as many as I wanted, and asked if I could do three. I declined and said two was fine. They were asking this to help them organize their timing during the massage. After about 25-30 minutes they told me it was time for the first shot. One of the girls (Cake) went below the table and started stroking my cock, while Anna was giving me a nice B2 B massage with tits on my back. I had one other milking table experience before but with one girl, and so the 2nd girl on top was a nice addition. After I shot my load, they continued with massage until it was time for round two. This time I was lying on my back. They gave me a prostate massage, then a brief CBJ, and then handjob to finish. Overall, a worthwhile experience, and one I would recommend if you have had a milking table fantasy.
[QUOTE=Siamsin;2295907]Good score off TF bud. Nicely done.
That 3 way is something to look forward to for sure, especially if there's a lot of GOGA.
Appreciate the pics. As much as I enjoy reading and envisaging the posters perception of his girl with descriptive word usage and story telling, I find the addition of a photo or 2 or 10, a whole lot more informative, interesting and appealing. So thanks for that.[/QUOTE]Thanks man. As a reader pictures really help.
And yes, looking forward to 3 some, especially because the girl she showed on her phone so hot.
[QUOTE=Siamsin;2295910]I fucking love watching porn. Especially. . . My own 😍 😁 😁. For research and improvement purposes of course. 😏.[/QUOTE]Haha of course you do. You're on some other level man. You've turned many WGs into pornstars LOL.
Day 12.
With my confidence reaching new highs and endurance levels comparable to Olympians (physique not so much), I started out my day by heading to a nearby BJ bar in Thong Lor called Bunny massage. Wanted to kill 2 birds with 1 stone so a happy ending massage after breaky was ideal. The lineup was minimal, 4 girls present at that hour. Girls were average at best, but young Nene boasting what looked like a nice set of see's was most appealing. Price was 900 for 50 minutes BJ package. Headed upstairs to the room, had a quick wash down, and lay down for Nene's performance. Started off with a light 10 minute massage which was okay, but I hastily turned over for the real massage. She began quite enthusiastically, showing off her varied BBBJ skills expecting me to be a regular 10 minute popper, but little did she know that she was up against a well practiced near 3 week long marathon fucking machine. 20 minutes in, watching her head bob up and down and further stimulus was required. Some topless titty eye candy was in order. So I casually asked her to remove her top, so I could see her set of 'see's. She said she couldn't because I didn't discuss it with the mamasan. So I said fuck the mamasan, I'll give her a tip to see the tits. She agreed and began removing her top. Whips off the bra and fuck sakes, a set of tiny 32 A's hidden behind a thickly padded see cup bra. The fucking con artist just looked at me and smiled shyly. That's just fucked up. I hope she knew the meaning of open locked jaw because I wasn't going to let that slide. I mean the only reason I chose her were because of her tits, and now there weren't any. So I grabbed some finger tips full, just to say well, and let her proceed with her task at hand. Her skills were pretty good, she used mostly her mouth, very sloppy and pleasurable, but she lacked experience, she lacked the knowledge of how to become one with the cock, she had no sense of what the beating and throbbing meant, she couldn't read between the veins. Every time I got close to spilling, she'd stop for a break or go down to lick my balls again. She ended up blowing me for a further 40 minutes, going way over the time constrain. So to finally put her out of her misery, I gave her some simple advice which included using both her hands and all her saliva to jerk me off, while blowing me at the same time. It was a lesson she will remember forever, as within 5 minutes I fired off in her mouth with her lips sucking off every drop. Was a fantastic CIM. Nene was great, I prefer BJ's with no hands, but only if deep throating is a possibility. After she spat out and brushed her teeth, she told me that she doesn't usually take a CIM but she wanted to make me happy because I took so long to cum. Wise words by a smart girl, as she received a 200 thb tip and I fucked off to do some shopping.
After my afternoon shopping spree at Emquartier, I headed to the BTS to get back home. At the platform, I saw an absolute stunner of a girl standing alone waiting for the train. I know this to be a regular occurrence in Bkk so didn't think much of it, until we both got off at Thong Lor. As I mentioned earlier, my confidence levels were so high after all the ordinary girls and freelancers I fucked, dates I went on and bedding my Holly's coffee girl who was 1 of the hottest woman I had seen in Bkk, that no approachable woman was out of my range. So I went up to her, tapped her on the shoulder and said Hi. She stopped, smiled and looked at me as I popped my phone in front of her face. I had translated an English greeting and compliment to her in Thai. She looked confusedly at the screen, so I asked her if she understood the translation, and she said No in English. I then asked if she was Thai, and she said no, she's Korean. LOL, oops. So I began chatting to her and asked what she was doing in Thailand, and she said she's on holiday. I then asked where she was heading to, and she said her hotel. So I asked her if she'd like to get some coffee, and first she shook her head as she wasn't expecting me to be hitting on her, I'm guessing she thought I was looking for directions initially, but after I chatted a bit more, she said okay, but just a few minutes. So we headed off to Goodfellas a quaint little coffee shop I had frequented and ordered some cappuccinos. She was really cute, and had a voluptuous figure hidden behind her body hugging sheath dress. All I could think about was pressing up against her naked body and DFK her luscious looking lips. I fucking tried my best to flirt, persuade and seduce her to my apartment, but alas she wouldn't budge. Said she was heading out the next morning to Krabi so wanted to pack and get an early rest. She did say I could meet her when she returned the following week, but I wouldn't have been in Thailand then. She had something called Kaokao talk messenger which I didn't have, so just swapped contact numbers and went our separate ways.
It was Friday night and I had a lot of options open. I could've repeated most of the girls I had met. I was getting Line messages the entire day as most of the girls knew I was leaving on Sunday. But new pussy was always the priority so I decided to check out Thermae one last time as I hadn't been there on a weekend, so wanted to check out the vibe. Hit the cheapskate back entrance as usual at around 12 am. Drifted around twice and spotted my top 3 for the night. Saw mostly new faces and just a couple of familiar ones, but neither of my previous pick ups. I had developed a new strategy for Thermae, and this time I was about to implement it. Feeling cocky and confident, I didn't even bother about the swarms of Asian guys present, by now I knew they were merely a waste of space as most were just wallowing window shoppers. On all 3 trips I could count how many guys actually took girls out. So with that in mind, I approached number 3 who kept looking at me whenever I glanced in her direction. She was standing in front of 2 other girls that weren't my type. As I got closer, her defensive measures were deployed, a fold of the arms, a look away and a diminished smile. I knew exactly what she was going to say, but proceeded anyway. When I was in touching distance she began the shake of the head, looked at me and said 'sorry, I only go with Asians', to which I replied, 'That's nice, but I want to speak to the girl behind you', signalling her to move aside, 'Kor Thod kap, can I get passed?' The look on her face was fucking priceless! She scooted over in shock, so I could kick up a conversation with the average girl behind her. I just greeted the other girl, said she looked suay mak which brought a huge smile to her face. She said she'll go with me for 2500. I said, okay but maybe later. She gave me her name, and asked if I wanted her number, so I took it down, thanked her and said goodbye. As I squeezed passed number 3, I said, 'sorry about that, but you're not my type'. And I walked off feeling her staring daggers at my back.
Number 2 on the list reminded me of my 1st Thermae girl, very prissy and posh looking but expressionless and pouty. However version 2 had a seriously sexy figure on her. She was sitting at the centre bar towards the back end of Thermae. I stood near her for a while and then approached her, leaned in and whispered, 'Do you only go with Asian guys, or do you go with handsome guys too?' She burst out laughing, and for the first time, I saw her beautiful smile and her face light up. She was even more beautiful up close. She just smiled at me and said, she's going to go home, and doesn't want to go with anyone. I said that's fine, but perhaps I could meet her another time. And she agreed, so I got her Line and phone number, thanked her and left.
That was 2 strikes, but I didn't really care. I was confident I could get number 2 after Thermae closed. My number 1 for the night was easily the hottest girl at Thermae that night. I had watched her red card 2 other guys who stopped to chat previously. Strangely enough, they were Asian dudes, but looked like they just got out of bed with their sleep pants and slops on. I headed to the bar and got an orange juice, she was standing in a group of 4 girls just to the side of the till counter near the entrance. I walked up to her, and did the exact same routine, 'Do you only go with Asian guys, or do you go with handsome guys too?' Both her friend and her cracked up in laughter. I took another sip of my drink and awaited her response. She bit her lip and asked where I was staying, so I told her it's a Thong Lor apartment. She said okay, she'll go for 3500 thb ST because it's far away. Honestly, I didn't even consider negotiating, I accepted and smiled. She said I could finish my drink and we'll head off. I moved over to the bar to finish up my drink and as I did another Asian dude approached her, and got shutdown. She was a very pretty girl, too pretty, with contacts, perfect makeup, beautiful skin and a husky voice which made me wonder. . . As we headed out, I asked if she was a LB, and she started laughing. She said that LB's aren't allowed in there, the owner forbids it, but she showed me her ID card anyway and started laughing. I just told her that she was very beautiful and her husky voice was the reason I asked.
Back at my apartment, this stunning 26 year old was really cool, friendly and interesting. Got chatting about her job as a MAC cosmetics consultant, her family etc, said it was only her 3rd time at Thermae, and decided to join her friend who goes there regularly. Soon enough, she hit the shower as I awaited her on the bed. She got out and joined me as I unwrapped the towel to inspect the goods. Wow, aside from her trimmed Bush, this girl was flawless. Perfectly enhanced see-cups, nice enough ass, beautiful skin, no tattoos, no scarring, sexy legs and an inviting pussy that I couldn't wait to taste. But first the BJ request, which she didn't even blink at, and began arousing me with a b2 be rub over, using her hard perky nipples like acupuncture needles trying to pierce my pressure points, while kissing all over my body and stroking my boy to get him hard. She was very hygiene conscious, and wiped my dick with a wet wipe and tissue before she began a pleasurable oral exercise with plenty of nut sack licking, sucking and stroking. Just seeing her beautiful face at the end of my cock was a sight to behold. Again after the BJ, she wiped him off with tissues then got on her back so I could begin some foreplay of my own. She did DFK, but not a lot and too much licking on her neck caused her some concern as her skin was very sensitive (I did see the red marks it caused later on, confirming this), so I just enjoyed her beautiful tits, belly, thighs and legs, and got back up to her pussy for some delectable cunnilingus cuisine. She was so tasty and a pleasure to please. Her sweet sensual moans just spurred me on as I grappled her to climax. There were no safe words with her, she would just tap out on my arm and on the bed like I was a UFC jiu jitsu fighter keeping her pussy in a tongue lock. Her clit became overly sensitive after orgasm, and even with the tap outs, I was relentless. I wanted to make her squirm in pure punctilious pleasure. This was a no 'holes' barred contest, and her cute asshole got a tongue fucking too. With all orifices sodomized by my saliva, I was finally ready to penetrate her cum-hithering pussy. Rubbered up, and began a half an hour frantic fuck session with plenty of positions, which ended in a flat doggy CIP. Cartoon is beautiful, but I appreciate that she can also take a pounding without complaints. She's not exactly GFE, or PSE, and she's certainly not a starfish. She's just a hottie that you want to fuck, who will try and please you the best she can with most requests, and in the process, looks fucking beautiful doing it. And that's the reason that she was the first girl I repeated the very next night.
Gents, I am willing to share her Line details to help her out, as the following night she opened up a bit more as to why she started freelancing. So for guys who are in BKK who are not time-wasters, and interested in her, send me a PM and let me know if you have any hotties to swap.
Walked by there today and was surprised to see it still open. I thought it had closed some time ago. Spoke to the old guy behind the counter and he said they would be open for another week, maybe two.
[QUOTE=YoyoEddie;2295776]The Bar Girl's name was Am or Ahn, if you enter nana plaza its the first bar on the left side on round floor, where she approached.[/QUOTE]Lollipops, most likely.
[QUOTE=YoyoEddie;2295776] It was 1.30 am and needed some relief. [/QUOTE]You're already at a disadvantage.
[QUOTE=YoyoEddie;2295776]Anyway, I am immediately approached and made to sit down in one particular seat.[/QUOTE]No one can make you do anything. I've walked through that bar plenty of times, and many just like it in Thailand. Just say, 'No thank you" and keep walking.
[QUOTE=YoyoEddie;2295776]Then a drinks menu is shoved in my face, I can't drink goes stomach was upset from bad food, I explained to them after a long time they agreed although trying to guilt trip me for only choosing water. [/QUOTE]Who gives a flying f* what they think. You want water, order water. You want a cranberry juice with a pink umbrella, order it.
[QUOTE=YoyoEddie;2295776]Which BTW was insanely overpriced for Thailand. [/QUOTE]Ya think?
[QUOTE=YoyoEddie;2295776]So then I talk to the girl, she seemed lovely, very young looking, slightly naive, and in a rush to "capture" me, so I though she may be more than a starfish in bed.[/QUOTE]Well, that's a generalized assessment, but not necessarily a bad one. There are ways to get a better indication.
[QUOTE=YoyoEddie;2295776]Anyway I tell her I'll walk around and come back soon, I just want to see the other girls as my first time in Nana Plaza (which was true). [/QUOTE]This is your first time? This isn't going to end well.
[QUOTE=YoyoEddie;2295776]To this she really resisted. I told her I promise I'll come back if there's nothing else. After a while they let me go. The whole bar was very forceful and constrictive, literally trying to rip the money out of my wallet. Jesus. [/QUOTE]You're there to spend. They're there to take it.
[QUOTE=YoyoEddie;2295776]Anyway, I walked out and found another girl on level 2, this one was outside the bar, in regular clothes just chilling with a drink. Maybe she had finished. This one was hotter too and more chill, seemed more mature and experienced. I like her more viscerally where as the former girl I liked in a sweeter way. Anyway I asked this girl if she would come back to the hotel with me and she said yes, for 2500 baht.
I thought about it but decided to go with the other girl. [/QUOTE]You made an offer, she agreed and then you declined? That's kind of dick move.
[QUOTE=YoyoEddie;2295776]I imagined since she was more naive or needy she might do a better job, have more of a connection. [/QUOTE]She either has a connection or doesn't. You can see that before you ever leave the bar.
[QUOTE=YoyoEddie;2295776]So I went back to her. Now previously they had told me 2500 baht, this time they made it 3400 with some additional fees.[/QUOTE]That's with the bar fine added. That's standard everywhere in a Bangkok gogo.
[QUOTE=YoyoEddie;2295776] After a ton of haggling I got them to settle for 2700 Baht, and was out of there (still seemed expensive to me for this girl) and they seem joyed so I'm sure it was normally even less. [/QUOTE]For a gogo bar in Nana Plaza in 2019, that's cheap. She must've been desperate (especially being late) and figured you'd pop quick. I can almost perfectly guess what happens next: disappointment.
[QUOTE=YoyoEddie;2295776]Anyways. So we walk to my hotel go in the room and the way back was fine. Small talk etc. She takes a shower and sits on the bed, I take a quick shower and come out.
Now she's very quiet and avoiding, she tried to get me hard with her hand, soon as I am hard she puts on a condom (I feel very less with condom, and usually need lot of touch action to get hard with condom), but she avoids any body touching, just wants me to lie down and stay still. She didn't suck, she didn't do anything. Her agenda was the same, and it was hopeless, anyway, of course her lame condom handjob didn't work for an hour until I told her to just go home. What did I learn? Do not pay for a girl until you can be sure what kind of experience it will be in bed, take no chances, otherwise rely on the reviews here.[/QUOTE]You'll still never really know for sure until you're with her. They're not robots. My experience with a girl might be outstanding, and the next day with you might be terrible. Or vice versa.
Some of it is YOU. Not you as in you in particular, but with the MAN. If you're laid back, and fun and have some personality, they'll feel more comfortable and are more likely to get into it. If you're quiet and weird, or creepy, well, you might as well be an uncle trying to molest them. It just isn't going to be a good thing.
Part of making it work is how YOU interact with them.
[QUOTE=Siamsin;2296161]Day 12.
With my confidence reaching new highs and endurance levels comparable to Olympians (physique not so much), I started out my day by heading to a nearby BJ bar in Thong Lor called Bunny massage. Wanted to kill 2 birds with 1 stone so a happy ending massage after breaky was ideal. The lineup was minimal, 4 girls present at that hour. Girls were average at best, but young Nene boasting what looked like a nice set of see's was most appealing. Price was 900 for 50 minutes BJ package. Headed upstairs to the room, had a quick wash down, and lay down for Nene's performance. Started off with a light 10 minute massage which was okay, but I hastily turned over for the real massage. She began quite enthusiastically, showing off her varied BBBJ skills expecting me to be a regular 10 minute popper, but little did she know that she was up against a well practiced near 3 week long marathon fucking machine. 20 minutes in, watching her head bob up and down and further stimulus was required. Some topless titty eye candy was in order. So I casually asked her to remove her top, so I could see her set of 'see's. She said she couldn't because I didn't discuss it with the mamasan. So I said fuck the mamasan, I'll give her a tip to see the tits. She agreed and began removing her top. Whips off the bra and fuck sakes, a set of tiny 32 A's hidden behind a thickly padded see cup bra. The fucking con artist just looked at me and smiled shyly. That's just fucked up. I hope she knew the meaning of open locked jaw because I wasn't going to let that slide. I mean the only reason I chose her were because of her tits, and now there weren't any. So I grabbed some finger tips full, just to say well, and let her proceed with her task at hand. Her skills were pretty good, she used mostly her mouth, very sloppy and pleasurable, but she lacked experience, she lacked the knowledge of how to become one with the cock, she had no sense of what the beating and throbbing meant, she couldn't read between the veins. Every time I got close to spilling, s. I wanted to make her squirm in pure punctilious pleasure. This was a no 'holes' barred contest, and her cute asshole got a tongue fucking too. With all orifices sodomized by my saliva, I was finally ready to penetrate her cum-hithering pussy. Rubbered up, and began a half an hour frantic fuck session with plenty of positions, which ended in a flat doggy CIP. Cartoon is beautiful, but I appreciate that she can also take a pounding without complaints. She's not exactly GFE, or PSE, and she's certainly not a starfish. She's just a hottie that you want to fuck, who will try and please you the best she can with most requests, and in the process, looks fucking beautiful doing it. And that's the reason that she was the first girl I repeated the very next night.
Gents, I am willing to share her Line details to help her out, as the following night she opened up a bit more as to why she started freelancing. So for guys who are in BKK who are not time-wasters, and interested in her, send me a PM and let me know if you have any hotties to swap.[/QUOTE]Nice Report.
I already PM you. Please provide information as I seek.
Happy mongering.
DC.
[QUOTE=Siamsin;2296161]When I was in touching distance she began the shake of the head, looked at me and said 'sorry, I only go with Asians', to which I replied, 'That's nice, but I want to speak to the girl behind you', signalling her to move aside, 'Kor Thod kap, can I get passed?' The look on her face was fucking priceless! She scooted over in shock, so I could kick up a conversation with the average girl behind her. I just greeted the other girl, said she looked suay mak which brought a huge smile to her face. She said she'll go with me for 2500. I said, okay but maybe later. She gave me her name, and asked if I wanted her number, so I took it down, thanked her and said goodbye. As I squeezed passed number 3, I said, 'sorry about that, but you're not my type'. And I walked off feeling her staring daggers at my back.[/QUOTE]Great. The Best answer ever.
[QUOTE=Siamsin;2296161]I stood near her for a while and then approached her, leaned in and whispered, 'Do you only go with Asian guys, or do you go with handsome guys too?' She burst out laughing, and for the first time, I saw her beautiful smile and her face light up. [/QUOTE]LOL too funny.
So I'm in Bangkok tomorrow and up till Wednesday. Anyone interested in tagging along for pub hopping and possibly engage in a threesome / gangbang? If so PM me.
See ya.
[B]Fair warning: this is a very conceited post. But it is purposely so, because as you will see in a future post, I eventually eat some humble pie.[/B]
I often proclaim my devotion to the silky elegance of a shapely female leg. There's something sophisticated about leg worship, in a way you can't really say for other kinds of worship. I think of boob guys as glutenous and greedy (for the boob flesh), and I think of ass guys as beer guzzling brutes, just interested in getting up there in the ass and doing the nasty. Truth be told, I am a little of everything (as are most of us), but the predilection towards leggy lasses definitely prevails for ol' Kumbu. And so whenever I enter a mongering establishment, my gaze drifts downwards, looking for a particular shape, a particular proportion, a certain symmetry. But tonight, I broke the mould, and in so doing, nearly broke little Kumbu. Read on for the details.
I've heard and read a lot about Thermae recently, some good and some not. There's no way to find out than to, well, find out. So on Th evening I decided to make an early evening of it and left my hotel at 7:50 sharp, hoping to be at Thermae about 5 minutes past 8 pm. Sadly, on the way there, I got some stomach cramps and I high tailed it, butt clenched with all my strength, back to my hotel to extirpate the violaters from within me. Sorry to be graphic, but that explains why I was not there at opening, which is something I wanted to do. Anyway, I got there around 8:45 pm.
I walked in, and there were a bunch of oldish Japanese guys standing in front of the bar area, refusing to get out of the way. The boys in blue were shouting at them to get their asses moving, but they were not particularly interested. Anyway, it took a full 10 minutes to get a drink, and when I did I turned around to look at what all the nonsense has been about.
Before me were about 120 girls of beddable age, waiting to be fucked. Yep, that's the up and down of it. Girls, standing around, waiting to be picked and fucked. Simple as that. Sure, these girls have some agency in that they can reject whoever they want, but seriously, if you pull out the right kind of cash and / or moves, you could have any one of these girls. You just need a superb absence of shame or self-doubt, as we saw in Siamsin's most excellent recent post (line of the century: do you only go with Asian guys, or do you go with handsome guys too?
But with respect, I'm going to take a slightly different tac than Siamsin and others. Thermae is far more complicated than that, at least to the discerning monger. I'm not suggesting anyone else is not a discerning monger, but please allow me to explain. It's the difference between drinking a glass of the house merlot versus actually knowing a little something about wine. Sure, the house wine will give you that little kick that you need. Often that's all you want, and in those cases, ordering the house wine is exactly what one should do. But once you know how to appreciate fine wine, then you realize what you have been missing. So it is with Thermae (and much else in the world). You could go and drop your cash on the first set of legs (or boobs, or buns, or whatever) you want, go back to the hotel, ejaculate into a warm vessel of some kind (vagina, mouth, condom, whatever), and fall asleep with a silly grin on your face. Or you could be more discerning in your selection, pick the girl with whom you have the greatest chemistry, have a long and slow "courting" process, then go back to the hotel and continue that long, slow, pleasureful process for several hours, until. . . You ejaculate into a warm vessel of some kind (vagina, mouth, condom, whatever), and fall asleep with a silly grin on your face. The ultimate outcome may be the same, but the process in getting there is where the true pleasure lies.
Thermae has a bar area in the front to the left when you enter, and then some seating in the middle and some seating at the back. As many of you know, Thermae's system is to have women wait around the edges of the venue while men walk around (in a clockwise direction), ogling, smiling, and then propositioning. The propositioning is not particularly involved. It's something like:
[QUOTE]
Monger: Hello, my name is Horny, what's yours?
Girlie: My name is Willfuckformoney. Nice to meet you Horny.
Monger: Nice to meet you Willfuckformoney. You go with me short time for 2500 baht?
Girlie: Kaa.[/QUOTE]Simple. Sweet. To the point. The weird thing is that for the non-sociopaths amongst us, it is inordinately weird to look someone in the face and then just walk away. But you need to suspend your normal human instincts and pretend for a moment that you are in a fantasy in which you can fuck any woman you want without having to put on the airs of politeness or decency. It's very unusual indeed.
Anyway, the men walk around in a wave-like motion. The men tend to clump together as they walk, so you get a series of bunches of men, followed by gaps in the wave, then another bunch of men. It's all very peristalsis like, which is a wonderful image indeed, isn't it? I was ready to enter the wave just as one bung of men began to move through the bowels of Thermae.
Determined not to be part of the big turd in front of me, I held back so I could walk through the penetrating eyes by myself. This was for maximum exposure. I wanted them to all see that I, King Kumbu, had arrived. They may curtsey if they pleased, but whatever they did, they had better notice me, goddammit. So I began the slow walk, looking each girl over from head to toe.
I counted as I went along, just so I would be able to report some statistics to you folks. So at around 9 pm on a Thursday night, there were about 120 women in there, and about 60-70 men. Yes, the ratio was decidedly in my favor. Of those 120, I would say a full 30% were top notch lookers. I mean, super cute in some way or another. Not all of them would meet your standards, but they were girls that we could all agree are top drawer stuff. Another 30% were do-able, but not the kinds you would want to write a long-winded ISG post about. Ehem. And the remaining 40% were definite no-nos. They were either long in the tooth, or crazy in the eye, or droopy in the boob, or inflated in the belly, or ugly in the face, or what have you.
I walked through the procession, looking left and then right, inspecting as I went. And as I did, my the analytical side of my brain kicked in. While I was walking, I started catrgorizing women into various categories. I created two typologies of working girls in Thermae (and anywhere, really), and tried to place each girl somewhere in each typology. Here's what I mean.
First, about appearance. Girls fall into roughly 4 categories.
Tier 1: Stunning and gorgeous. These girls have elaborate hair jobs, lots of fake eye lashes and stuff, carefully bleached skin, etc. These are the show dolls designed to attract the Manga-Fantasy Japanese Salariman. They are the dolls. The delicate flowers. "Oh so pretty, I might break her".
Tier 2: Less outrageously dolled up, but genuinely attractive. This is my group of women. Simply good looking, well put together, of the appropriate age, and not particularly grizzled by the ravishes of time. Well-proportioned, nothing fake about them, with a spark in the eye.
Tier 3: The fuckable ones, the ones you go to if you strike out with the other two categories.
Tier 4: Everything else. This is chaff for the wheat, so you need to filter them out somehow.
Second, seemingly randomly distributed within the girls are those girls who give you some eye.
Class 1: they give you a quick looksie and then look away.
Class 2: they give you a quick looksie, then look away, and then look again.
Class 3: they give you a quick looksie, look away, then look back and smile.
Class 4: they don't look.
Class 4 girls are dead to you. Don't fucking bother with them. That's my advise. They are not looking at you because they don't want to go with you. If you press your case, you may get them into your hotel room, but it will be a cold, clinical experience designed to extract more baht than cum. There are exceptions, like that bastard Siamsin, who seems to be able to open up even the most tightly clenched sphincter of a woman (I kid, bro), but for most of us mortals, if we pick a Class 4 girl, we are destined for a cold evening. In my humble opinion, you are far better off identifying Class 1-3 girls. In fact, you really should be looking for Class 3 girls.
Now, the trick to maximizing the utility of your mongering experience is to find the intersection of the right sets above. What I look for is the intersection of Tier 2 and Class 3. Those are the girls that work best for me. I've tried Tier 1 girls, and they are too prissy, but can still be fun (if they intersect with Class 2 or 3). I've also tried Class 1, 2 and 4, and they are all far, far, substandard to Class 3 girls.
The issue is that you have to suspend your instinct to go for Tier 1 girls. Really, the thing that works best is to find Class 3 girls of the highest Tier. Ok, lesson over students, there will be a test at the end.
So as I walked around, I spied two girls who were just busting out of their brassieres trying to smile at me. It was like they thought I was the dentist and they were showing me all 32 of their teeth. Lovely, Class 3 has been identified. Of the two, one of them looked solidly in Tier 2, while the other looked to be in Tier 3. So the better of the two was a pretty thing that looked to be in her mid-twenties. She was wearing a short black dress, revealing nice, solid legs. I noticed a tattoo on her right shin, which in one way was pleasing (tattoos means a slightly rougher personality, which is good), but it also spoiled the clean lines of her legs. I abhor the desecration of a perfectly good pair of legs. She had some cleavage showing, but you never know with the push-up bras and stuff. Fuckin' push-up bras, I'the like to fucking kill whoever invented that.
So anyway, I was only beginning the proctological examination of the insides of Thermae, so I could not commit just yet. I carried on, and as I turned the corner at the back, I saw a couple of other lookers on the left. But they were giving me no lovin', so I walked on. I came around and started making my way back towards the front, and again I noticed a group of really sexy young women. They must have been in their early twenties, and they fell into Class 1. So some attention, but not too much. I carried on, and I got a couple of elbow tugs and when I turned, they were all older ladies. So no thanks.
I got back to the front now. I hung out a few minutes, and then went around again, paying close attention to my two dental patients. They were still there and their teeth were still gleaming. It's nice to have fans like this. I walked past them, much to their disappointment, and went around back to check out those twenty-somethings. I stood in the back, near the tables they have there, where the girls could take a good long hard look at me. And look they did.
One girl in particular looked especially ravishing. She had tattoos all up her right arm lots and lots of them. She had gorgeous hair, and was wearing a frilly black dress. She was seated, so I could not see the shape of her hips or ass, but I could see some very lovely leggage. She looked to be, I dunno, 22? How the fuck can you tell these days? Anyway, she was young. Her hair flared backwards from her face, kind of creating a focusing effect on her sharp features. Her jawline was the epitome of elegance, and her neck looked like it was woven from Jim Thompson silk. And most adorable of all, she had eyes that were ever so slightly cock-eyed, creating that puzzled little puppy dog kind of look. Not sure why I find that attractive, but reason is not part of this calculation.
So I stood there, feeling kind of vulnerable, it should be said. I was out there, with roughly 100 eyeballs on me. Some were looking with disdain, some with indifference, and some with mild optimism. But the girls of my attention were falling squarely in Class 2. I was hoping for an upgrade from the puppy dog beauty, so I hung around to see if I would get even the glimmer of a smile. As I stood there, hopefully, I was being picked out by sharp-shooter girls from all over the room. They were sending their signals from this way and that, and I parried them expertly. These girls were not in that sweet spot of Tier 2 and Class 3, but were more of the Tier 3 and Tier 4 girls, from just fuckable to absolutely unfuckable lard asses (thank you Silvio, for that most eloquent and timeless quote).
I stood there a good 15 minutes, but puppy dog never thawed. She kept looking at me, but never did a hint of a smile cross her face. I pondered taking the gamble. After all, what's the worst thing that could happen? Yep, those of you who are paying attention know the answer: you ejaculate into a warm vessel of some kind (vagina, mouth, condom, whatever), and fall asleep with a silly grin on your face. But luckily for me, my mental fortitude won out over my testicular impetuousness. Translation: I walked.
As I walked past her, I locked eyes with her, well, with one of her eyes (the other was off at 2 o'clock), and gave her my most smug and confident smile I could muster, as if to say, "Honey, you just lost out on some serious cash. " I walked past the old buzzards on that side of the bar, circled around and went in search of some dental hygiene.
And as I turned the corner, there she was, and as she saw me, that huge smile just bounced back onto her face. Her eyes were wide open, and I could see her back arch slightly at the sight of me. Goddam, that kind of reaction is one fuck of an aphrodisiac. So I walked up to her and said:
[QUOTE]Kumbu: Sawad dii krap.
32-teeth: Sawad dii kaa, how are you kaa?
Kumbu: Much better now. How are you?
32-teeth: Welly good, thank you kaa.
Kumbu: What's your name?
32-teeth: Patiikaa.
Kumbu: Nice to meet you Patiikaa. My name is Kumbu.
Patiikaa: um, no. Nice to meet you Kumbu. You welly handsumm kaa.
Kumbu: You welly pliti.
Patiikaa: Thank you. Where you flom kaa?
Kumbu: America. Let me guess, you are from Thailand?
Patiikaa: Yes. I like man from Amelikaa.
Kumbu: Hey, you want to come with me?
Patiikaa: Yes, thank you kaa.[/QUOTE]And off we went. She grabbed her bag, and out the door we went. A taxi dude came and grabbed me by the crook of my elbow and I shook him off and walked another 10 yards, and then hailed a taxi. We took the short taxi ride back to the hotel, during which we chatted.
[QUOTE]Kumbu: Sorry, could you tell me your name again?
Patiikaa: Patiikaa.
Kumbu: Patiikaa? Hmm.
Patiikaa: No, Patiikaa.
Kumbu: . . .
Patiikaa: You know in Thailand, lady say kaa after everything for polite.
Kumbu: Doh! Your name is Patty?!
Patiikaa: Chai kaa.
Kumbu: Doh.
Patty: it's ok kaa. You welly funny kaa.[/QUOTE]As we chatted, I noticed that she had put her hand in mine the whole way. She had attached herself to me like a total GF, and she was smiling the whole time. She was buzzing with excitement, and was just very into it, it seemed. She whispered to me that she wants to take care of me, and wants me to be happy. All this is what a monger looks for. It bodes well for the bedroom activities. Man, I made a seriously good decision to not go for the cock-eyed puppy dog in Thermae.
When we got to the room, she jumped onto the bed and just started chatting away. Her English was not great, but what she lacked in linguistic abilities she made up for in personality. She told me that she was 27 years old, and works full time as an MC at malls for various events. She goes to Thermae only on some days, like once or twice a week, since she's busy otherwise.
As we chatted, I slowly disrobed, and when I was in my boxers, she jumps up and announces that we would take a shower together. I kind of prefer showering by myself I don't need the fumbling and stuff. But she would have none of it. She wanted this to be part of the experience. That's another excellent indicator.
So she drops all her clothes, and holy fucking hell, my mind exploded with the visual brilliance that stood before me. She was perhaps 5'5" tall with legs that were, well, not long, but not short. But more importantly, she had breasts that were simply fabulous. They were easily third letter of the alphabet sized (fucking autocorrect to 'see' - I fucking hate that! And absolutely pert and perky. I mean, when I looked at them, they were pointed upwards. And they were 100% natural, no silicone, no funny business. Goddam, this was the fucking jackpot.
Look, I know I started the post with a soliloquy about the wonder of female legs, and I belittle boob-lovers, but shit, when presented with twin peaks such as these, all hell breaks loose in your pants. I wanted them in my hands and my mouth, and there was no two ways about it.
So into the shower we went, and as she soaped up my asshole, I was busy soaping those two ginormous puppies. And of course, as I did that, I pressed and pushed and lifted and dropped them with great abandon, and they were so goddam firm, it was incredible. Let me say again: they are totally, 100% real. This was the freak of nature we all dream about. Boobs this size are not supposed to be this firm, but firm they were. This was going to be good.
Anyway, asshole cleaned, ball sack washed off, we exited and popped onto the bed. And of course, needless to say, I went to town on those puppies. I was gentle, but certain about what I wanted, and she gladly provided me with my desires. I sucked for a good 10 minutes, and she was into it, actually.
Once my tongue and lips had tired, I started exploring the rest of her body. I kissed around her belly, which was firm, but not flat, and then around her hips down to her legs. I kissed her legs up and down a few times, with her giggling the whole time, before I settled down into her gorgeous little pussy.
She had no lips to speak of. I mean, her pussy kind of just opened up like a slit in a piece of cloth. She had a decent sized clit hidden in there, but no lips to suck on at all. So I slathered her pussy with my tongue, giving it a total top to bottom wiping with the flat midsection of my tongue, and she gave out a long, tense aaaaah. I dug right into her clit, rubbing it this way and that, and just gave it my all for a good 3-4 minutes, and as I did that my hands were upstretched to her breasts, and I was playing with her nipples as I sucked. Awesomeness epitomized!
And to my great surprise, after a total of maybe 6-7 minutes of DATY, she whimpered, and relaxed a little. I thought this was just a little crescendo, and I should continue, but after about 30 seconds, she whispers "I finit". She finished. Wow, that was quick.
I looked her in the eye, held out my hand and said "1000 baht please. " She slapped my hand away and said in a demanding but playful way, "You have condom?" But of course, m'lady. On goes my Trojan and in goes Mr. Kumbu. She hopped onto me CG style, and of course, with two ginormous bazooms presented to my face, I had no choice but to suck as we fucked. Man, this is the life large boobs filling my face, beautiful ass in my hands, and my dick deep inside a gorgeous pussy. Why do I live in the USA again?
And then, after just 5-6 minutes of this, she arches her back, grits her teeth, and let's out a loud, long, ooooaaaoooaaaahhh! And she whispers "I finit again". So we cooled it for a few seconds as she rested up, and then we went to it again. She was doing a really good job in CG. It required that she do squats constantly, which is quite tough, but she was managing. And because of this, she had broken a sweat doing so. But again, after another 5-6 minutes, she tightens up, oooohs, and then sheepishly says "I finit again. ".
Goddam, this girl is so fucking easy to get off! We switch position into missionary and I start doing the work. I do my thang for a few minutes, then grab her boobs and suck away to my hearts content, then switch her to her side and spoon while entering her from behind, and over and some prone bone into her luscious butt cheeks (no anal). And then I switch her back into missionary and about 5 minutes later, I start to feel the urge. And coincidentally, she started to crescendo too, so I decided to throw in the towel and do a simultaneous orgasm with her. And so we came, both of us together, and her for the fourth time that night.
We laid there for 10 minutes, chatting and giggling. We then showered together again, and we chatted for another 15 minutes after. I gave her 3000 baht and a kiss on the cheek on the way out. We never discussed money, by the way, and afterwards she sent me a thank you by Line, so I am assuming 3000 was a good amount.
Overall, this was a fabulous experience. There is absolutely nothing wrong with Thermae, as far as I am concerned. Yes, it's weird, but so the fuck what? Just be patient, look for those Class 3 girls, and use your instincts, and you will succeed.
That was Th night. On Fri night I decided to try NEP, and goddam, I had one of the best gogo experiences I've had in years. A real fire cracker, which you shall read just as soon as I get a chance to write it up.
And as promised, students, here is the test I promised you:
Question: What is the intersection of Class 4 and Tier 4?
Answer: Marriage.