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[QUOTE=Nille Copenhagen]Hohoho,
Well it's a long time until March you really think too much in advance. I've just decided to go Berlin for the Christmas marked and Artemis next weekend
Easy decision: Go to Artemis, big, nice, clean club, girls are nude, less Rom. Girls, great wellness facilities including fitness center, open late, enjoy Berlin in the daytime and fuck at Artemis in the evening. Public trans. Is very good in Berlin- no need to waste money on taxis.
Bring a fat wallet or the fun at Artemis stops quite soon.
Flying from UK can be done with low cost flights for less than 1 fuck at Artemis.[/QUOTE]
I just booked LHR to TXL for $350 USD during the last week of December. For logistical reasons, I was forced to use LHR. For cheaper options you need to use other airports.
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[QUOTE=Macca 74]
I thought that would be the end of my activity for the day as I had a meeting at 8pm and needed to head back to the city. I was sitting on one of the sofas in the downstairs bar when a petite slim blonde came over. Fair enough, I'm always up for a chat, but I considered that I was done. She introduced herself as Danielle from Austria and appeared to be about 25 years old. Anyway, we were talking for ages and she never once suggested going to the room. Numerous subjects were covered from famous Austrians (I couldn't come up with many, apart from the obvious one) to which nationalities she liked and disliked. Japanese were in favour, apparently. I asked if this was because of the rumour “small dick, come quick”, but she laughingly denied this.
After about 40 minutes talking, my will power diminished and I just had to go to the room with her. I had a really memorable session with Danielle and she even came and sat with me a little later when I was eating. Sweet!
What a fantastic girl. Great to chat to and a wicked sense of humour. The fact she was naked, apart from black stockings and high heels, surely proves there's a higher being out there somewhere.
Danielle also mentioned that a guy is writing a book about Artemis. Apparently, he goes to the room with the lady, buys a bottle of champagne, and just talks to the girl and writes. No physical contact at all. Does anyone know anything about this? Fleetingly, I thought it might have been AM, but having read his marvellous reports, it certainly doesn't sound like his modus operandi!
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Macca74, nice FR.
To the other monger maestros, the Danielle that Macca74 describes is exactly my type of girl. Any of you guys know if there are other girls at Artemis that fit that profile of young, slim, fair and friendly? If you can, you will be doing me a great favor. I plan on going there with that list in my hand :-). Thank you.
I promise to follow up with field reports (like I always do)
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Petite blondes, recommended
Marketa Czech
Rafaela Rom
Antonia Rom
Siena Bul
Kaschia Pol
Several tall blondes who tend to be optiflicks: Jane, Pia, Mia. YMMV
Apart from that, you may be out of luck.
BSK
[QUOTE=Vitrea]Macca74, nice FR.
To the other monger maestros, the Danielle that Macca74 describes is exactly my type of girl. Any of you guys know if there are other girls at Artemis that fit that profile of young, slim, fair and friendly? If you can, you will be doing me a great favor. I plan on going there with that list in my hand :-). Thank you.
I promise to follow up with field reports (like I always do)
-V[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=Vitrea]
To the other monger maestros, the Danielle that Macca74 describes is exactly my type of girl. Any of you guys know if there are other girls at Artemis that fit that profile of young, slim, fair and friendly? If you can, you will be doing me a great favor. I plan on going there with that list in my hand :-). Thank you.
I promise to follow up with field reports (like I always do)
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It depends when you're going V. Vivian and Daniella both said they are heading off for a few weeks over Christmas.
Siana from Bulgaria is slim, blonde and a great performer.
This place is great for recommendations and reports, but there is always a turnover of staff and new kids on the block.
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Sunday at Artemis
I was a bit unsure of whether I really was making a good decision going to Artemis for another Sunday, as things can be so quiet, but I didn't really have any options lined up so I checked out of my hotel and took my bags with me to the station. When I arrived at Artemis there was a large police van outside, so I waited a little while (it was very cold!) until it had left before entering (fortunately only a few minutes).
Once inside I had breakfast and then, at about 12 noon, surveyed the scene. Pickings were poor so I read my book for a bit then went on the prowl. I met up with my pal Nina by the bar and she introduced me to a Slovakian pal of hers - Fatima. Fatima wasn't the sort of girl I'd usually pick, not that there was anything wrong with her, in fact she has a lovely ass, but she wasn't really my type (she is slim, brunette). However, as Nina recommended her I decided to give her a try. We went off to the Kino where Fatima gave a spirited performance with a blow job, during which she became quite wet while I fingered her. We then had sex, with good kissing, in several positions on the sofa but after a while I sensed that this wasn't doing much for her, so we finished the session with her giving me more oral - which was very enjoyable, particularly when she was on her knees in front of me. This was a half hour session.
After a bit of a break I approached Magda (.lv) who I had sampled yesterday as I fancied a bit more of her company. She was talking to another girl at the bar and when I suggested that she might chat with me she declined, saying that she would go to the room with me when I wanted to, but didn't want to talk to me. Well with that kind of brush off I called it a day (probably for ever!) with her and went off. To add salt to my wounded ego I spied her chatting enthusiastically with a guy on a sofa later in the afternoon.
BTW I spotted Lynn (.de) (tall, well built brunette) at Artemis yesterday and today and briefly chatted with her. She is an old flame of mine from Oase (she gave me a skilled bj there). She has had a boob job - two months ago now - and they are mega huge! She seemed to have more confidence now and was picking up men happily whenever she turned her mind to it.
Following my brush off from Magda I went for an adventure. I spotted a nice blonde by the Kino who I had fancied by the bar earlier, but hadn't chatted to. Without any introduction I just asked her to suck me in the Kino. She went at it enthusiastically and then after a minute or two I suggested we went to a room. In the room we just shagged for the rest of the half hour with little chat. Unfortunately she needed a lot of lube and put it on each time we changed positions. She finished the 1/2 hour with an extended bbbj. Turns out her name is Shana from Poland - I like her smile a lot, although her English is poor. She told me that she wasn't relaxed but next time, now she knew me, she would get more turned on and could shag for longer.
Finally I thought I would have an adventure with Jenna who was sitting at the bar in her usual spot. She has spectacular fake boobs but also a lovely ass which I had noticed the day before. Again I took her with little chat straight to the room - in fact she was keener on talking than I was. She gave a very skilled bbbj, including deep throat, and seemed to enjoy 69 too as when we had sex she didn't need to lube up. She rode me for a bit, kissed me very nicely, and this was very sexy so we finished like this (after 1/2 hour) in time for me to get my flight home. IMHO her best features are not her boobs (which look nice but obviously aren't natural looking or feeling) but her personality, which is actually very down to earth and pleasant, and her attractive rear end, which has a beautiful curve to it.
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[QUOTE=Bearsk]
I am jealous, Vivian generally laughs at my "device".
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I'm sure she laughs at my physical device too, Bearsk!
However, my Kindle was very impressive with a selection of Shakespeare,
Dickens and Tolstoy. Maybe classic literature weakens the young ladies...
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Hi everyone,
I'll be in Berlin in a few weeks and plan on heading to Artemis on 27 & 28 December. Can't wait!
I wanted to ask what regulars there think is the best strategy for getting a good service out of a girl? I know it is hard to say but do you have any tips on what to ask or what to look for in a girl there? do you always insist on working out the 'deal' before you go to the room? does this help?
thanks!
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ahh, Vivian, its more a Mid Summers Night Dream than War n Peace. IMHO
[QUOTE=Macca 74]I'm sure she laughs at my physical device too, Bearsk!
However, my Kindle was very impressive with a selection of Shakespeare,
Dickens and Tolstoy. Maybe classic literature weakens the young ladies...[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=Bearsk]V
Petite blondes, recommended
Marketa Czech
Rafaela Rom
Antonia Rom
Siena Bul
Kaschia Pol
Several tall blondes who tend to be optiflicks: Jane, Pia, Mia. YMMV
Apart from that, you may be out of luck.
BSK[/QUOTE]
Bearsk and Macca74, thank you both. I have the coveted list now. I should be set even if half of them are working.
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[QUOTE=Vitrea]Macca74, nice FR.
To the other monger maestros, the Danielle that Macca74 describes is exactly my type of girl. Any of you guys know if there are other girls at Artemis that fit that profile of young, slim, fair and friendly? If you can, you will be doing me a great favor. I plan on going there with that list in my hand :-). Thank you.
I promise to follow up with field reports (like I always do)
-V[/QUOTE]Try Hannah - I had a decent session with her, but various others have told me that she can be a real treat if it 'clicks'. Perhaps it will for you? Antonia is another slim blonde girl and is a terrific performer, but she may or may not qualify as sufficiently pretty for your tastes.
Enjoy,
Charlie
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[QUOTE=Vitrea]Bearsk and Macca74, thank you both. I have the coveted list now. I should be set even if half of them are working.[/QUOTE]Not sure about Raffaella - I think she's a bit of a princess myself. She is also quite moody. Kimino knows her quite well. I suggest that you chat with her for a good while before you commit to the room, and if she doesn't give you the right vibe, then give her a miss.
Charlie
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The Ways of the Jedi
[QUOTE=Assmanbob2]Hi everyone,
I wanted to ask what regulars there think is the best strategy for getting a good service out of a girl? I know it is hard to say but do you have any tips on what to ask or what to look for in a girl there? do you always insist on working out the 'deal' before you go to the room? does this help?
thanks![/QUOTE]
Angus the scribe has written extensively in his blog about etiquette questions. But a few simple suggestions: don´t be a twit - that really goes a long way. It is amazing to see how some men think because they´re paying for it, that gives them unlimited license to just be beastie boys-I hear girls talking about it all the time. No grabbing, macho posturing, etc. just quiet respect and listening - taking a modest interest in what she has to say. However hardened pros you may think the staff are, they are still women. Yes sure some probably like a vague hard fuck fantasy occasionally. But, the truth is - you may be number 6 out of an ultimate 8-10 guys plowing the same field that day, so if you want it to be special, you need to pay attention bro.
By far the most useful thing is: talk a bit first-see if there is a vibe (and if not, no matter how hot she is, walk away, or if it seems she´s pushy and just wants to get to the room...don´t). The vibe is THE thing, ultimately, that separates the wow from the pointless optifuck. Watch the direct (or not) eye contact and body language - if she seems awkward, she´s probably in it for the money, honey. After a few minutes of harmless chit chat (vs. immediately like "hi, do you swallow?"), if it´s the first time, be clear on as you say, the deal expectations. Well worth asking re: kissing, as it can sometimes be a rude shock in the room when this is suddenly off the menu. Ask her what she likes. A little gentle touching while talking before heading off shows you are safe. You can even spend a whopping 3 minutes in the room giving her a massage, which I always find is a real ice breaker and often very appreciated. Otherwise, just be yourself. Often times softly softly can lead to some pretty hard stuff...But every one has their style, and I am sure you will find yours.
Of course, failing all the above, waving a ton of cash around also seems to stimulate good service...but resist this as it messes things up for the rest of us mortals.
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Thanks Rocketboy! I've generally taken the same approach as you have mentioned in the past, but I think I need to be a bit more open about what they provide in the room before getting in there. I'll have to get over my natural shyness.
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The Raven and The Rose
sir angus magee kbe, dear gentlemen, here is the story of my empty wallet:
fkkgirl: hey baby, schatz, zimmer baby?
zimmerbaby: of course!
maria hun – blond. 27 years old, wearing pink colours, spends much time time at the playingmachines. i love her eyes, they send me a message, but i can't catch the content of it, only that i like it. strange sensation. service is good, not spectacular, but sometimes maria is the right medicine for me. nice 69, bbbj, gfe. communicates in english, is intelligent and updated about the world. she is also updated about my cure and treatment. lovely would have been able to love her in ordinary life.
suny ger – maybe 26, 175 cm, silicontits, tatooes, and lot of piercings in mouth and breasts / pussy. gfe, daty, bbbjcim, something frightning about her, but she is very nice person, even though a bit sharky at times. last time i saw her, she had short blond haircut. she smokes a lot, so i prefer licking her pussy and ass.
sheenya mold – holy god! maybe 22, blond long hair. 160 cm, small breast, the most beautiful eyes at artemis. so polite, gentle, like flowers from the garden of eden. i want to listen to ave maria while i smell her hair and feel her skin. i was in a special mood caused by the atmosphere that she created, that i had a quiet session with no extras. her pussy is perfectly shaped with a light pink colour designed by armani. after the session the godess of transylvania gave me a desert consisting of beautiful smiles and 'the correct words of delight. next time i will spend 2 hours in the temple of light.
sotayon (?) thai – don't really remember her name, she is 155-160, long black hair, works at a massage parlour another place in berlin, but she will not tell me where, and it's ok for me. respect is important in every human relationship. charges 20 extra for the massage, but its worth it. the thing about thai massage is the teasing. it's priceless, lying there in a safe atmosphere and waiting for her hand to reach the balls, and her nails to give you the sensation that i estimate the value of in 1200 emotional euros. maybe more. good sex, makes my dick so hard that we have to change position. works mostly in the ground floor.
kathy: rom 23 years, short stylish black hair. her face looks just like susan dey (google) from la law (1990) speaks english perfectly. charming beautiful girl, great personality (i don't really know that, i just feel it somehow).165-170 cm, slim. kissing is obviously not her favourite act, but you still have a normal session with a great girl. lovely. looking at her eyes is worth the session in itself. yes, i am crazy.
huge breasts hun 30 years, i don't remember her name. biggest breasts i have seen in my dirty life. it was early artemis breakfasttime that particular day. she hunted me and followed me towards the slaughterhouse in 3. floor. i felt very embarrased, because i had this walk of shame with the sister of goliath from the restaurant, and everybody was looking at us, and there was no music, and i had a halfway boner, and i could almost hear that the ladies working in the bar were both laughing and praying for me. sex was ok, nothing more, nothing less. it would be better if i had brought som strawberryjam or chocolatecream from the kitchen, because kissing big tits without having no taste of it feels very sad.
gabitza hun: maybe 25 (?) sweet looks, brown hair, pretty body, problem was that she caught me in offside position. i had just finished a session in downstairs kino, and my mouth smelled pussy and perfume. she also knew that, and i hadn't been able to clean up, and the descendant of the huge and brave magyars would probably have done better if had spend a few minutes in the shower. can't blame her, will try again.
kimberley ger / bar – beautiful mix, similar face to beyonce (the artist).23 years. she approached me and i mentioned the similarity, she asked if i wanted to be with 'her', i felt i maybe sound rude and decrease her selfesteem by mentioning that, but then i said to myself: i am a sex costumer, not a social worker, so stupidy can occure some times. i had fucked a lot that day, and i told her she needed to be patient, and helping me with a happy ending. she said: when i suck your balls, you will be fucking my pussy. i liked that conversation, something started moving under the white robes of artemis. sex was full of energy, passion, eyecontact, life was very good that evening in the 3rd floor. i could not forget the session afterwards, so i went to see the beautiful strippers of artemis. catchy music and moves, and refreshing coca cola from plastic cups. made a new session with her afterwards. fantastic bbbj, ballsucking is like when you haven't seen food in 48 hours and attack it like an animal. holy god, made me ejaculate for the 5th. and 6th time that day. it must have been the peppermint tea with lots of sugar.
maya pol blond, beautful girl, i guess she is 27 years old. smiling and relaxing vibrations. service is both excellent and because of her gifts from the lord, its an optifick to repeat. pink beautiful pussy, kissing like an angel. unfortunately i don't see her at artemis so often, i presume she travels a lot.
magda pol: this girl is confusing me: by the way she looks at me sometimes, i can't really tell if she likes me and want more (of my money) , or she want me to fuck off. she is 22 years old. 175 cm, now little shorter blond hair, a bit ice queen-way of acting. been with her twice, her pussy and ass are perfect. when she is sitting on the 'bed', and spreading her long legs, and the view into her reproduction area is the centre of the universe, the rush of blood from my brain to my dick forces me to lick and rim this wonderful creature for 30 minutes. sometimes she starts teasing by crawling around like a cat while her female part are ascending upwards, and gentleman, by that time i have no idea how to control my feelings and sexuality. i am not into any kinky stuff, but this girl is a candidate to [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord103][CodeWord103][/url] on my body. kissing for extra, bbbj is only ok, she doesn't like it, she use to spit out and clean her mouth while sucking. i will session her again, that's for sure. life is too short and sometimes too painful not licking her fleshy beautiful tasty pink pussy. my god, forgive me, i have dirty sinful fantacies. your son lucifer is taking over.
hanna rom or mold: maybe 24, little girl, long brown hair, sweet as turkish delight. approached me in the downstairs kino, i told her "mein schwanz ist tot", and i was sitting there to learn some german language. she asked if she could learn some words herself, so she sat down and was quiet in 20 minutes. then she started touching my fingers and stroking my stomach in 10 minutes. the tension was reaching historical peaks. gentlemen: when a naked ladys hand reaches the medium side of your legs, you must surrender. thi sensation is one of the strongest emotions in my filthy life. sex was with no stress, she spent so much time sucking and licking the balls, i was in heaven, and heaven is from this moment defined as a few kilometres outside the homeground of hertha berlin football club!
fkkgirl: schatz! zimmer baby? i suck you good.
zimmerbaby: of course!
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[QUOTE=Zimmerbaby; 1100926]Maria HUN – Blond. 27 years old, wearing pink colours, spends much time time at the playingmachines. I love her eyes, they send me a message, but I can't catch the content of it, only that I like it. Strange sensation. Service is good, not spectacular, but sometimes Maria is the right medicine for me. Nice 69, BBBJ, GFE. Communicates in english, is intelligent and updated about the world. She is also updated about my cure and treatment. Lovely would have been able to love her in ordinary life.
[/QUOTE]This sounds like a girl I did in September.
What about her tits? Does she have magnificient C-cup (maybe D-cup) natural tits?
Norjan
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"Huge breasts HUN 30 years, I don't remember her name. Biggest breasts I have seen in my dirty life"
Is this the return of Clarissa?
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Messe events
Do Messe events have a big negative impact on the workings of a club like artemis, ie that the club will fill up with plenty of men, hence making it more difficult to get time with the girls you want. The reason I ask is because I am thinking to visit artemis early March when the travel fair is advertised at the Berlin Messe. Am I worrying about nothing here, ie is an event like the travel fair unlikely to have that much of a negative impact on artemis or do I in fact have a real concern?
Thanks,
Mohab
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[QUOTE=Norjan; 1101003]This sounds like a girl I did in September.
What about her tits? Does she have magnificient C-cup (maybe D-cup) natural tits?
Norjan[/QUOTE]Yes, she has, but it may also have been the princess of Ostrava (CZE) Marketa you are talking about. Hard to say, but Marketa tends to use antiseptic remedies in her mouth after a BBBJCIM. Not every girl does that.
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[QUOTE=Mohab; 1101076]Do Messe events have a big negative impact on the workings of a club like artemis, ie that the club will fill up with plenty of men, hence making it more difficult to get time with the girls you want. The reason I ask is because I am thinking to visit artemis early March when the travel fair is advertised at the Berlin Messe. Am I worrying about nothing here, ie is an event like the travel fair unlikely to have that much of a negative impact on artemis or do I in fact have a real concern?
Thanks,
Mohab[/QUOTE]I visited Artemis during the IFA messe in September, and your concerns are justified. I did not enjoy my visits at that moments. Things will probably be better if you visit Artemis before going to messe, things are more quiet then. In the evening the amount of dicks are as the distance of New York Marathon. The ticket is valid all day, so you can split up the visit.
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[QUOTE=Traveller Uk; 1101008]"Huge breasts HUN 30 years, I don't remember her name. Biggest breasts I have seen in my dirty life"
Is this the return of Clarissa? [/QUOTE]I can not even remember the names of the atomic bombs the USA used against Japan in 1945. There is a connection between these two cases. Sorry.
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[QUOTE=Mohab; 1101076]Do Messe events have a big negative impact on the workings of a club like artemis, ie that the club will fill up with plenty of men, hence making it more difficult to get time with the girls you want. The reason I ask is because I am thinking to visit artemis early March when the travel fair is advertised at the Berlin Messe. Am I worrying about nothing here, ie is an event like the travel fair unlikely to have that much of a negative impact on artemis or do I in fact have a real concern?
Thanks,
Mohab[/QUOTE]Mohab I've already answered your question in the Samya thread:
The club rules for party and special events applies here at Samya as well.
If special events is in the town or held at the club, be sure there are many men and girls at the clubs, if you like the party and hectic atmosphere then go, be ready to chase the girls as all the girls are very busy, the best girls would be in the room most of the time and you don't see them, also the girls are rushed because so many men are waiting and some won't go with you for more than 30min.
I guess everybody in the forum knows you ask too much and report too little. Not fair. Go out and experience it yourself and report back.
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[QUOTE=Nille Copenhagen; 1101196]Mohab I've already answered your question in the Samya thread:
[/QUOTE]So far I have remained silent on the Mohab questioning issue. This latest round of question though begs a response.
IMO it is not so much that he asks question and reports little. It is the sort of questions he asks. I mean-is Artemis busier during a Messe? Um-of course it fucking is. That is why the club was built within walking distance of the Messe, so that Artemis would be busy. All he has to do it take a look back in he forum, maybe search "Messe" and there are a multitude of posts on this matter. Mohab's questions are generally impossible to answer (are the girls in an Austrian FKK equal to the girls in a German FKK?) or bone-headed-ly simple as in the above example.
One can only imagine the type of customer this monger would be and pity the poor provider who ends up with him on her plate. I hope Fatima / Vivian is reading this and maybe takes the month he is due to visit off.
AM
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[QUOTE=Angus Magee; 1101233]So far I have remained silent on the Mohab questioning issue. This latest round of question though begs a response.
IMO it is not so much that he asks question and reports little. It is the sort of questions he asks. I mean-is Artemis busier during a Messe? Um-of course it fucking is. That is why the club was built within walking distance of the Messe, so that Artemis would be busy. All he has to do it take a look back in he forum, maybe search "Messe" and there are a multitude of posts on this matter. Mohab's questions are generally impossible to answer (are the girls in an Austrian FKK equal to the girls in a German FKK?) or bone-headed-ly simple as in the above example.
One can only imagine the type of customer this monger would be and pity the poor provider who ends up with him on her plate. I hope Fatima / Vivian is reading this and maybe takes the month he is due to visit off.
AM[/QUOTE]Also he said he is a poor student, but wants to visit all the expensive clubs around the world. Sometime I wonder if this guy is going there for real or he is dreaming about the clubs.
Artemis and Samya is to different price-level. Going to expensive clubs like Artemis and worried about the money, is stingy and try to squeeze every penny out of the girls is bad style, I also pity the girls in this case. My warning to my girls. J. H. S. M. As well. Funny we are supposed to warn other guys about bad girls, in this case is the opposite.
I agree with AM and others with the Jedi code of conduct, try to be generous in your mind and money, even if you are not rich. If you threat the girls nicely and with generosity they will be nice to you.
Nille
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[QUOTE=Zimmerbaby;1101173]Yes, she has, but it may also have been the princess of Ostrava (CZE) Marketa you are talking about. Hard to say, but Marketa tends to use antiseptic remedies in her mouth after a BBBJCIM. Not every girl does that.[/QUOTE]The girl I'm talking about has the most beautiful tits I've seen at Artemis, could'nt be better. Her hair was what I think is called dirty blonde (?) (Brown and blonde mixed) and she was a bit tanned. She were sitting at one of the playing-machines besides the stairs outside the main bar and she had some pink clothing around her hips.
She were really focusing on playing (the machine had touchscreen) while I stood there beside her for several minutes, she were just ignoring me. The I asked her if she wanted to go to a room and up we went.
She said she was from germany (her english were quite good) and that her name was Jasmine (not sure about the spelling) but I could tell she were bullshitting me.
Does anyone know her?
Norjan
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[QUOTE=Norjan; 1101313]The girl I'm talking about has the most beautiful tits I've seen at Artemis, could'nt be better. Her hair was what I think is called dirty blonde (?) (Brown and blonde mixed) and she was a bit tanned. She were sitting at one of the playing-machines besides the stairs outside the main bar and she had some pink clothing around her hips.
She were really focusing on playing (the machine had touchscreen) while I stood there beside her for several minutes, she were just ignoring me. The I asked her if she wanted to go to a room and up we went.
She said she was from germany (her english were quite good) and that her name was Jasmine (not sure about the spelling) but I could tell she were bullshitting me.
Does anyone know her?
Norjan[/QUOTE]Yeah, I was with Yasmine / Jasmine the last time I was in the Artemis. I had a mixed experience with her. She's absolutely beautiful but a bit mechanical for my tastes and she didn't kiss which should have been a deal breaker for me.
My experiances with her are here.
[url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?2588-FKK-Artemis-Berlin&p=1086327&viewfull=1#post1086327[/url]
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Artemis on early morning of December 16
Hi everyone,
I will be in Berlin only 1 night and in a group so will have to make my trip to the Artemis late at night. I'll probably be there between 12PM. 5AM the morning of December 16th (night of December 15th). If anyone plans on being there at that time let me know I'd love to meet up. I've been to the Artemis a couple of times but it was 3-4 years ago. My main question is what will the pick of girls be like late at night or in the early morning? Do many girls leave earlier? I've read through the forum and from my past experience it's probably difficult to go in expecting to find a certain girl because there are so many. The pictures of Coni and Siana on the website really appeal to me. I also saw some posts that seemed to recommend Siana and Coni maybe. Can I expect that they will be there or do they work earlier in the day? Sorry for the questions. I am currently in Poland and have seen many beautiful girls. I'm wondering if someone can also recommend a couple of thin, petitie Polish girls who might be good performers also.
Thanks!
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Fucking in the name of science
sir angus magee kbe, dear gentlemen. my dick has no ph. d in economics and financial priorities.
fkkgirl: why are you lonely, zimmer baby?
zimmerbaby: yeah!
jenna 27 ger: have seen her many times during my visits, and now it was time to extend the celebration of st. nicks day at artemis. blond. 170 cm, silicon tits, pretty in a special way, i think she is very attractive. her nature is quiet, her presence is 'different' in a positive way. she was ro relaxed in the room, made me calm down without saying so much. i love that. slow bbbj, gently licking the balls (i really love that). kissing body and mouth, also gently. beautiful fleshy pink pussy, the colour was so perfect, the taste made me sigh. i found myself do visual observations of her pussy, it was high class. what a perfect invention, and people are excited about the ipad? i had a great hour long session with her. real gfe. i did not want to finish, so we stopped fucking, just kissing, stroking and some cozy talking. i needed that, maybe there is still a human being deep inside there? great sensation! will repeat.
gentlemen, is she the so called 'queen of artemis'?
ella 31 rus: short blond cut. 165 cm, i tipped her to be 34-35, she was little disappointed, and i felt a bit stupid, but she took it with a smile. tonguekisssing and especially ballicking was beyond my imagination. normally, if it's ok for the girl, i can live with long oral sessions. i have had heavier issues in life than that. i enjoyed it very much. she had a licking-technique that almost made me cum without touching the dick. this is highly graded material dear gentlemen, and it may be one of wikileaks forthcoming publications. it should be. intelligent, and has got the know-how of her profession. will repeat.
dark girl dom. republic: maybe 30, long hair. 160 cm. captured me in the kino where i was trying to learn som german. my vocabulary is improving, and i hope that i one can read the writings of karl marx and friedrich engels in original language. i have a lot to work on before this can happen, until then i must buy these hello, kitty comics whuch is easier reding. this was my lucky day, all the girls did automatically the ballicking. excellent bbbj. there is something with having the dick in a mouth of a black girl. it is forceful and strong sensation. life was good, food was ok, weather was shit.
ivy 21 ger: i wrote about her in my first post and i am strongly delighted by the positive feedback from sir angus magee by posting it in rod-tread. thank you!
i mentioned that i would examine her development, and because of that gentlemen i had a 'fuck for science'. the university of artemis has helped her to develope from being a newbie to have higher skills which can qualify for a bachelor degree at the end of 2011. the candidate was relaxed, performed creative features, licking her perfect pink pussy made me crazy and i fucked her hard in doggy worshipping her tight beautiful ass till finish. next test: july 2011.
maribelle 20 rom: 165 cm, pretty body / tits, cute face. but this went all wrong! it started well, but when the fucking began, she had this sad expression of a little girl in her face. having her looking in my eyes while fucking in mish, convinced me that she is in the wrongest place. i stopped, told her i didn't want to finish because it makes me so tired after the finish. this is my issue, not hers. maybe i was making a story / situation out of nothing. or is it that we sometimes look further than just our egoistic pleasures, and meet another human beeing with empathy? i hope so, i can see the drawbacks of this activities, and sometimes the reality bites. problem is that she has had several approaches afterwards regarding sex. looking sad when i in a polite way say no thanks while she is complaining about low income. i would rather eat dogshit in the restaurant than have this semi-[url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord126][CodeWord126][/url] feeling again. i hope you learn and adapt to your job fast little girl, or hopefully find another way in life. i doubt she will.
but the world keeps turning / moving. and after chaos cometh light.
long black hair 30 afghanistan:. and just when you are disturbed by the misery in eastern europe, you suddenly are approached by a smiling relaxed pearl from the wastelands of war. lives in hamburg, has a 'normal' job there (as she says). spends time being passionate, nice talking to her. encouraged in the communication, bright girl. very exotic experience. gfe, bbbjcim. i did not fuck, she started kissing the body and mouth gently, afterwards i thought she was going to ride on me without protection, but she had this thing with massaging my dick by gliding her wet pussy forward and backward while she was giving massage to the balls. santa maria, what a sensation. what good in life have i done to get this kind of reward? sex like observing the sunset by the mediterranean sea with little wine and mellow melodies in the background. finished by sucking me off and made me explode in her mouth like a bomb!
halin pol 25 (?) : after the midnights, there is a special atmosphere in the kino downstairs. girls come one by one, try to make a deal, using their dirty tricks, touching you and make things hard, even though you are totally outfucked. i like it there sometimes. sound of yourself and the girl, the neighbouring rooms, from the movies, all mixed up. my best sessions starts always in the kino, and i meet many clever talented candidates. the good thing is also that i can give every girl a fair individual treatment, and pick up when i feel the chemistry. in the smokehole upstairs a lot of individuality disappears. well, halin has very beautiful green eyes. 165 cm, slim, small breasts, looks a bit like soshy who appears in timbalands music video 'morning after dark' (see youtube). good kissing, ballsucking, sexually convincing, horny looks, really good fuck.
all good things come to an end and, and this saturday is that day, but berlin and artemis, i will be back.
thanks for reading.
zb
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Mohab comeback
My total FKK visits from 2008-present include FKK Palace-3 times, FKK OASE-2 times, FKK Artemis-1 time, FKK Gobe Zurich-1 time. However I only really started using this site around Easter 2010 and since then I have done 2 trips and reported on both of them. It is impossible to report on a trip I haven't done, however without the valuable information gained on this site my trip to Globe Zurich for example would have been impossible. As far as my question regarding the messe in Berlin I was referring more to the nature of the event ie the travel fair, and its impact, ie is this a large event as opposed to messe events in general which I have already read can have a negative impact on a club like Artemis in terms of ratio male to female. Also in response to stinginess, you can rest assured that I am the kind of customer who always offers before being asked to buy a drink for a girl, and at all times in and out of the rooms I will treat the girls with the utmost respect and as a gentleman should do. This is a fact about me hence completely dismissing all false notions, about me being stingy as utter nonsence. As I can only visit FKK's twice in a year as I fly in from England and budgetary limits, of course I will investigate the site for the most relevant up to date facts and I honestly can't see what the fuss is about. In order to mantain some level of standing on the site and as sign of gratitude for all the help I have recieved up until now, making some of my trips come true I will post no more questions until March when I return from my trip with full reports. Merry Christmas to you all and happy hunting.
Mohab
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Who what when & messin with the Messen
[QUOTE=BigBad; 1101346]Hi everyone,
My main question is what will the pick of girls be like late at night or in the early morning? Do many girls leave earlier? I've read through the forum and from my past experience it's probably difficult to go in expecting to find a certain girl because there are so many.
Thanks! [/QUOTE]If you want to know if some particular feline will be there at some particular day and time, call the reception and ask. But because of holidays, time-outs, family emergencies, home-sickness, shopping sales, the occasional flu, etc. It is impossible to say weeks in advance. Really the best you can do is to ring on the day, and even then, if your request has not turned up yet, they won't know. There are sort of patterns but even these change. Girls who start during the day tend to knock off at midnight. The days seem at least recently to be pretty quiet and IMHO probably not worth it, though I am sure others disagree if they have their favorites on the day shift. The night shift can roll in anytime starting from 1600. But there is definite bump in traffic starting at 1800 and generally by 2000 the night team is at full strength. However, there are a number of girls who come earlier, leave for a few hours, and then turn up even at 2100. How late someone stays simply varies. But I do believe there is a commitment that if U-turn up later you have to stay til some minimum time. 0300 or so.
On the Messe madness. Beyond misgivings over the questioner, the question itself seems a bit more complex. The downside, of all being just too much, is well documented, although it varies; there are Messen and then there are MESSEN. E. G. The Tourist one seems to really overload all systems. The girls will tell you that different Messen have their own character of Messe Menchen, and some are worse than others. However, on the up side (so to speak) there can be lots of new recruits who've cum in just for the event. The strategy here is simple. Turn up at 1900, enjoy yourself, and then bugger off by 2230. The thundering hordes have dinner, get loaded, and then decide to turn up for a wild night, so you just want to be gone by then.
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As usual Rocketboy gives good, sensible and accurate advise. I will just ad that Artemis does have rules the girls must follow concerning the hours they must work. While I am not 100% sure of how exactly it works, I know that the girls who arrive later (18:00-19:00) are required to stick around until closing time. 05:00. This ensures that they do not just work the plum hours and disappear after the crowds have abated. So generally the selection is good through out the night.
One thing I would ad though is that by 03:00 or 04:00 many girls have mede their money and are not as interested in working. So arriving late you will have to be extra careful to find a girl who still wants to give a good performance. This can actually work in your favor for a good session it you are patient and take the time ti interview a girl properly.
AM
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Siena, Conni and a goodly number of the Polish girls work late til 5am.
You can tell on any given day though.
Angus used to have a hand in the roster. Then he started working again, so its random.
[QUOTE=BigBad; 1101346]Hi everyone,
I will be in Berlin only 1 night and in a group so will have to make my trip to the Artemis late at night. I'll probably be there between 12PM. 5AM the morning of December 16th (night of December 15th). If anyone plans on being there at that time let me know I'd love to meet up. I've been to the Artemis a couple of times but it was 3-4 years ago. My main question is what will the pick of girls be like late at night or in the early morning? Do many girls leave earlier? I've read through the forum and from my past experience it's probably difficult to go in expecting to find a certain girl because there are so many. The pictures of Coni and Siana on the website really appeal to me. I also saw some posts that seemed to recommend Siana and Coni maybe. Can I expect that they will be there or do they work earlier in the day? Sorry for the questions. I am currently in Poland and have seen many beautiful girls. I'm wondering if someone can also recommend a couple of thin, petitie Polish girls who might be good performers also.
Thanks! [/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=Admin; 553141]Halenseestraße 32-36 10711 BERLIN.
Phone: 0890-44410.
Homepage:
[url]www.fkk-artemis.de[/url]
Open: Daily 11am-5am.
Entrance: 70€
Price: 60€/30min[/QUOTE]Entrance is 80€!
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[QUOTE=Nille Copenhagen;1101563]Entrance is 80€![/QUOTE]Wow N C! You had to go all the way back to the beginning to pick out that little error. Thumbs up.
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[QUOTE=Angus Magee; 1101564]Wow N C! You had to go all the way back to the beginning to pick out that little error. Thumbs up.
[/QUOTE]Ok my mistake, since the new layout, my thread order is reverse I realised it now, thanks for waking me up.
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[QUOTE=Angus Magee; 1101233]So far I have remained silent on the Mohab questioning issue. This latest round of question though begs a response.
IMO it is not so much that he asks question and reports little. It is the sort of questions he asks. I mean-is Artemis busier during a Messe? Um-of course it fucking is. That is why the club was built within walking distance of the Messe, so that Artemis would be busy. All he has to do it take a look back in he forum, maybe search "Messe" and there are a multitude of posts on this matter. Mohab's questions are generally impossible to answer (are the girls in an Austrian FKK equal to the girls in a German FKK?) or bone-headed-ly simple as in the above example.
One can only imagine the type of customer this monger would be and pity the poor provider who ends up with him on her plate. I hope Fatima / Vivian is reading this and maybe takes the month he is due to visit off.
AM[/QUOTE]
Angus, I had the same feeling about Mohabs type of questions but didi not want to put into words. Well, you did, and this is fucking funny, specially the last part of your post.
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Your account is a little overdrawn, but we have a solution.
Mohab et al.
I would not get too hepped up over this Mohab, but your "account" is overdrawn and we look forward to your reports to redress the balance.
It may not be relevant to you but your line of questioning and chat may irratate some the the girls. I have a rule that if I am not Zimmer bound then I lead the conversation to a point where the girl has an exit to go ply the trade with opportunity to talk later. If they ignore and stay to chat then they know where we stand.
Peace to you.
BSK.
Angus, the venting of your seminal hypertension and Scottish spleen is noted. BSK.
[QUOTE=Mohab; 1101453]My total FKK visits from 2008-present include FKK Palace-3 times, FKK OASE-2 times, FKK Artemis-1 time, FKK Gobe Zurich-1 time. However I only really started using this site around Easter 2010 and since then I have done 2 trips and reported on both of them. It is impossible to report on a trip I haven't done, however without the valuable information gained on this site my trip to Globe Zurich for example would have been impossible. As far as my question regarding the messe in Berlin I was referring more to the nature of the event ie the travel fair, and its impact, ie is this a large event as opposed to messe events in general which I have already read can have a negative impact on a club like Artemis in terms of ratio male to female. Also in response to stinginess, you can rest assured that I am the kind of customer who always offers before being asked to buy a drink for a girl, and at all times in and out of the rooms I will treat the girls with the utmost respect and as a gentleman should do. This is a fact about me hence completely dismissing all false notions, about me being stingy as utter nonsence. As I can only visit FKK's twice in a year as I fly in from England and budgetary limits, of course I will investigate the site for the most relevant up to date facts and I honestly can't see what the fuss is about. In order to mantain some level of standing on the site and as sign of gratitude for all the help I have recieved up until now, making some of my trips come true I will post no more questions until March when I return from my trip with full reports. Merry Christmas to you all and happy hunting.
Mohab[/QUOTE]
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Artemis on early morning of December 16
[QUOTE=Bearsk; 1101539]Siena, Conni and a goodly number of the Polish girls work late til 5am.
You can tell on any given day though.
Angus used to have a hand in the roster. Then he started working again, so its random. [/QUOTE]Thanks everyone for your information it is greatly appreciated!
One other question I have is there any ability to obtain Euro at the Artemis either through money exchange or an ATM machine? Since I arrive late in the evening into Berlin I believe the normal exchange places will already be closed. I have plenty of money in USD for my visit but I assume USD is not accepted at the Artemis. I can also get some Euro from an ATM but would like to be able to exchange some of my USD to EUR late in the evening to make sure I have plenty for my visit. Does the Artemis exchange money or if not is there anywhere else you could recommend where money could be changed late in the evening? I'll be at the Marriott Berlin and they change money but only 100 EUR / day.
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Casha
The front desk of Artermis will take dollars for entry and you can negotiate with the girls but you will lose on the exchange.
There is an ATM at Artemis that takes virtually all cards for withdrawal.
Unfortunately, the airport is poor for exchange rate.
I change cash on Friederichstrasse south of the station or near the Beate museum adjacent to Zoo Garten for the best rate. These offices have hours 9am. 9pm typically.
Changing cash at ICC is not possible.
Maybe best to change for euro before you fly.
Hope this helps.
[QUOTE=BigBad; 1102145]Thanks everyone for your information it is greatly appreciated!
One other question I have is there any ability to obtain Euro at the Artemis either through money exchange or an ATM machine? Since I arrive late in the evening into Berlin I believe the normal exchange places will already be closed. I have plenty of money in USD for my visit but I assume USD is not accepted at the Artemis. I can also get some Euro from an ATM but would like to be able to exchange some of my USD to EUR late in the evening to make sure I have plenty for my visit. Does the Artemis exchange money or if not is there anywhere else you could recommend where money could be changed late in the evening? I'll be at the Marriott Berlin and they change money but only 100 EUR / day. [/QUOTE]
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Zb
Thanks for that report! A girl from Afghanistan at Artemis? Can you recall her name (or can anyone else. Angus?)
It might be worth making a trip just for that.
Great report BTW!
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[QUOTE=Sybarite2006; 1103378]Thanks for that report! A girl from Afghanistan at Artemis? Can you recall her name (or can anyone else. Angus?)
It might be worth making a trip just for that.
Great report BTW! [/QUOTE]Far be it for me to doubt the word of a working girl but I find the Afghanistan origins unlikely. I will give who ever the young lady is points for style though. At the very least she deserves recommendation for casting her net further afield than Italy or Morocco. I can not help wondering if it is Carmen who tells this whopper.
Anyway, a trip to Artemis is always (almost) fun, but I doubt you will be sampling any authentic Afghan pussy there anytime soon.
AM
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Afghan girl?
[QUOTE=Angus Magee;1103475]Far be it for me to doubt the word of a working girl but I find the Afghanistan origins unlikely.[/QUOTE]In April 2009, I had a kino session with Patty (or Patti or Pati) , who said she was from Afghanistan. It could be the girl on top in the picture of "Fana + Pati" on the Artemis website, the hair colour was similar. Really gorgeous girl, with excellent BJ skills. She spoke English fluently, and I think she said she had lived in the UK for several years. I didn't see her on later visits, although I might not have recognized her if she'd changed her hair colour.
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Artemis
[QUOTE=Bearsk; 1102232]The front desk of Artermis will take dollars for entry and you can negotiate with the girls but you will lose on the exchange.
There is an ATM at Artemis that takes virtually all cards for withdrawal.
Unfortunately, the airport is poor for exchange rate.
I change cash on Friederichstrasse south of the station or near the Beate museum adjacent to Zoo Garten for the best rate. These offices have hours 9am. 9pm typically.
Changing cash at ICC is not possible.
Maybe best to change for euro before you fly.
Hope this helps.[/QUOTE]I was able to visit the Artemis in the early morning of December 16th. Thanks for the info on paying the entry fee in USD. That proved helpful. I was really looking forward to meeting Siana and Coni. Unfortunately, it turns out Siana had already gone home to Bulgaria for the holidays. I did meet Coni though and had my first session with her. She was great. I had 4 sessions in total and my last was with Coni and Viktoria. That was definitely my most memorable. One session was with 2 Polish girls. One was Charlotte and the other's name escapes me but it did start with a D. It was something like Dravka although that's not correct. They were okay. My other session was with 2 girls from Moldova but I forget their names. I always found them together. One had dark black hair and the other was very thin and had brown hair. They were also fine to session with but Coni and Viktoria were special. I hope to be near Berlin again in February and will definitely make it back to the Artemis if possible. A wonderful place!
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Berlin. Artemis. 3rd to 5th January
I will be in Berlin in the first week of January and plan on visiting Artemis on the nights of 3rd. 4th. 5th January.
If any fellow forum member would like to meet up please PM me.
I posted the same message on T&A thread, but thought I would post here as more likely to a response.
Thanks.
Mac75
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Sheenya
[QUOTE=Zimmerbaby; 1100926]Sheenya MOLD – Holy God! Maybe 22, blond long hair. 160 cm, small breast, the most beautiful eyes at Artemis. So polite, gentle, like flowers from the garden of Eden. I want to listen to Ave Maria while I smell her hair and feel her skin. I was in a special mood caused by the atmosphere that she created, that I had a quiet session with no extras. Her pussy is perfectly shaped with a light pink colour designed by Armani. After the session the Godess of Transylvania gave me a desert consisting of beautiful smiles and 'the correct words of delight. Next time I will spend 2 hours in the Temple of Light.
[/QUOTE]She is an angel.
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A night at Artemis
One Sunday in December, I turned up at the gates of Artemis.
The snow was falling like leaves in the autumn fall, and I decided that a trip to Artemis was in order to get the winter chill out of my bones.
Somebody should tell Julian Assange about this place. Instead of risking life in prison in the US, for lousy sex with Swedish feminists, he should just walk into Artemis, where beautiful women chase you.
And that was the problem. I have been to FKK Oase twice, and now to Artemis, and I just don't know how to say no. I met Daniella, a pale blonde from Vienna first. A lot of DFK, DATY and a fabulous blowjob followed by sex in various positions. A great experience, and I will certainly repeat.
After wandering around, I settled down. Two coffees, and a long time in the sauna, refreshed me. The problem was that I had a long list from ISG in my head, and so I knew the sharks, and the ones I wanted to avoid. And then there were the untested ones. All in all, a confusing state of affairs. Wandering around, avoiding women who had not been tested by ISG, was quite a task. At times I wondered if I would get laid.
One nice place to hang out, and get picked is the kino, especially if you are a bit shy like I am. When there, I was approched by Nina from CZ who has had stellar reports here. After a bit of conversation, we went to the room, where we started with deep kissing, and then a wonderful blowjob. DATY followed, and then sex in various positions. Nina did rush me a bit, but I will not say that she is a shark for the sex was exciting, and perhaps I should have spend more time on foreplay etc. By the way, do any of you guys have sex for the entire 30 min. For me it was more like 15 to 20 min with a nice chat at the end. Perhaps the next time I should time it. 10 min blowjob. 10 min foreplay and 10 min fucking! Let me know your thoughts.
The final discovery of the day was Brena from Romania, an exotic looking woman who had Asian eyes and was very beautiful. Once we were in the room, she kissed me deeply. She was very enthusiastic, and one of the best lays. After a fabulous blow job we had sex in differnt positions. All in all a fabulous trip. The list here at ISG allowed me to avoid the sharks. Thank you!
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[QUOTE=Mr Styles;1104990]By the way, do any of you guys have sex for the entire 30 min. For me it was more like 15 to 20 min with a nice chat at the end. Perhaps the next time I should time it. 10 min blowjob. 10 min foreplay and 10 min fucking! Let me know your thoughts.[/QUOTE]Ciao Mr Styles, good to know you a had a good time!
Personally I don't worry too much about the time, think it's more about quality than quantity. Who cares if you don't use your entire 30 minutes if you had a great time.
Another issue is when you get caught in the overtime trap, but this very rarely happens.
If you decide to go for a one hour session (or more) , I think it's much better to decide it before you start, this way the girl will know how to "optimize" the session for a longer time.
My 2 cents.
Best!
Kimino
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[QUOTE=Mr Styles; 1104990]I met Daniella, a pale blonde from Vienna first. A lot of DFK, DATY and a fabulous blowjob followed by sex in various positions. A great experience, and I will certainly repeat.
[/QUOTE]I also have good memories of Daniella, she was nice and didn't smoke which is nice kissing her.
Last time I skip the BJ and we fuck hard for full 30 min. I usually like longer session as there is more time and better chance to get the girl turned on, which turn me on a lot. Of cause I'll ensure the chemistry is there.
Nille
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Daniella aus Vienna?
[QUOTE=Nille Copenhagen; 1105189]I also have good memories of Daniella, she was nice.
Nille[/QUOTE]Hi Guys,
Approx what age would you estimate Daniella?
VG.
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[QUOTE=Gergiev; 1105362]Approx what age would you estimate Daniella?
VG. [/QUOTE]Early to mid 20s, I reckon. Great girl, and well worth spending some time with.
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Need help finding the name of a girl at Artemis. She has dark brown hair, says she's from Romania, has medium sized breasts, is slim and tight everywhere else, has a very very pretty face and a decent sized rose tattoo on the left side of her stomach. I saw her last night but did not catch her name.
Anyone know this girl?
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[QUOTE=Assmanbob2; 1106961]Need help finding the name of a girl at Artemis. She has dark brown hair, says she's from Romania, has medium sized breasts, is slim and tight everywhere else, has a very very pretty face and a decent sized rose tattoo on the left side of her stomach. I saw her last night but did not catch her name.
Anyone know this girl? [/QUOTE]Ina? Maybe?
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Hello!
I am by no means a regular sex buyer or whatever the correct term for that is. However, I often have fantasies about buying sex from beautiful women and I dream about it regularly. Recently I was in the RLD of Brussels and saw some really hot (pornstar looking) women but I was too nervous to go up and enter one of their windows. I didn't know what to say to them, how to negotiate etc. I feel it would be much more relaxed to buy sex in a location like Artemis, but I am unsure of how hot the women here are. Are the girls here as hot as the hottest girls in the RLD? I am seriously considering a trip to Berlin just because of Artemis.
Thanks for any answers guys! .
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Traveller Uk. Thanks. That could be her name although I have no idea. I'm heading back there next week so hopefully will bump into her again for another session. She was a lot of fun.
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[QUOTE=Mrlarkin; 1107452]Hello!
I am by no means a regular sex buyer or whatever the correct term for that is. However, I often have fantasies about buying sex from beautiful women and I dream about it regularly. Recently I was in the RLD of Brussels and saw some really hot (pornstar looking) women but I was too nervous to go up and enter one of their windows. I didn't know what to say to them, how to negotiate etc. I feel it would be much more relaxed to buy sex in a location like Artemis, but I am unsure of how hot the women here are. Are the girls here as hot as the hottest girls in the RLD? I am seriously considering a trip to Berlin just because of Artemis.
Thanks for any answers guys! . [/QUOTE]Hi Mrlarkin,
"Hottness" being a highly subjective quality it is difficult to say if the Artemis crew is as hot or hotter than the girls you saw in Brussels. Plus I ave not been to Brussels so can not really make a comparison. That being said, I would guess that generally they would be equal to or surpass the RLD girls. I base this on my own explorations in various other RLDs.
I would caution you though that if you found it difficult to approach a girl in a RLD, you might find it even more so in the FKK environment. After all, in an RLD you really do not have to do much talking above the pricing. If you are to get more from an FKK like Artemis you will have to engage the girls in conversation, fend off the girls who approach you who you do not want and approach those you do. As a newbie this can be an overwhelming experience.
I am not trying to discourage you, just to make you aware that the FKK environment is not the easiest one for a newbie to handle.
AM
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[QUOTE=Mrlarkin; 1107452]Hello!
I am by no means a regular sex buyer or whatever the correct term for that is. However, I often have fantasies about buying sex from beautiful women and I dream about it regularly. Recently I was in the RLD of Brussels and saw some really hot (pornstar looking) women but I was too nervous to go up and enter one of their windows. I didn't know what to say to them, how to negotiate etc. I feel it would be much more relaxed to buy sex in a location like Artemis, but I am unsure of how hot the women here are. Are the girls here as hot as the hottest girls in the RLD? I am seriously considering a trip to Berlin just because of Artemis.
Thanks for any answers guys! . [/QUOTE]Ciao Mrlarkin, might add something to what Angus said.
Been to Brussel's rld a couple of times, maybe 5/6 years ago, and had fun, but, nothing I could compare to an FKK in general, and Artemis in particular, which is the one I prefer.
For what I remember the lineup in Brussels was not comparable to the one at Artemis. I remenber some nice girls but not so many and the level of the service was very low. Mechanical, in a hurry and performed in ugly places.
Walking up and down a street looking at girls behind a window, with people around you, maybe dim light, possibly cold can be fun in some situations but nothing that can be compared to staying in a place like Artemis.
At Artemis you will be in a very protected environment, where everybody is there for the same purpose, the rates and "rules" of the house are usually known and respected by everybody.
You will have time to look at all the girls and choose the one you prefer.
For sure you will be nervous before entering, but once you paid the entrance and put on your robe I think all the rest wil just flow.
Girls will start coming up to you, asking you if you want to go in the room with them, some might be sharks some not, but all you risk is to end up in a room with a beautiful girl that might act too mechanically or that might try to finish you off in the quickest of the ways. Big deal!
That's what you will get in a RLD 90% of the time anyways.
We all got our sharks I think, I did for sure, with time and experience (and the help from this forum) I learnd a bit how to move around and how to spot possible sharky girls.
In this thread you will find lots of useful information.
HTH.
Kimino
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You will be asked if "This is your first time?". I was honest and was given a tour and a briefing on how the place worked by the lovely lady concerned (Polish, slim, tall, long blonde hair, called Victoria, sadly not seen here since).
The Receptionist will give you similar advice, but will not then take you to a room and f*ck your brains out.
Admitting to being a newbie can make you feel a bit vulnerable. A compromise might be to claim that you have been to other FKKs before but not Artemis.
As a new face you will attract attention from the sharking ladies, if you don't fancy them, just say "No thank you", its allowed.
Don't bang the first girl that shows interest, especially if they are tall, slim, blonde and gorgeous. I was lucky, some of these girls are the opti-ficks, who look gorgeous but deliver a very limited service.
Take your time, wait for a few hours before you make your first choice. Watch who is going up to the rooms alot, who is coming down with a smile. Some girls don't shark, some do, you can't assume that either group are good or bad in the rooms.
The older German chaps that hang out there are regulars, watch which girls they talk to and hook up with. They know their stuff.
A good start is Jenna. Can't be missed, long straight blonde hair and huge enhanced breasts. Known to many of us as "The Queen of Artemis", she will show you a great time, every time.
Have fun!
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[QUOTE=Traveller Uk;1107564]Take your time, wait for a few hours before you make your first choice.[/QUOTE]This will probably be the most difficult part. Ahahaha.
Go for it!
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Loralina?
Gentlemen,
Is Loralina (the black girl from Kenya) still working at Artemis?
She seems to have been taken off the website, so I was wondering whether or not she's still available.
Thanks for any input.
Bless
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[QUOTE=Mrlarkin; 1107452]Hello!
I am by no means a regular sex buyer or whatever the correct term for that is. However, I often have fantasies about buying sex from beautiful women and I dream about it regularly. Recently I was in the RLD of Brussels and saw some really hot (pornstar looking) women but I was too nervous to go up and enter one of their windows. I didn't know what to say to them, how to negotiate etc. I feel it would be much more relaxed to buy sex in a location like Artemis, but I am unsure of how hot the women here are. Are the girls here as hot as the hottest girls in the RLD? I am seriously considering a trip to Berlin just because of Artemis.
Thanks for any answers guys! . [/QUOTE]Go on the Artemis website and view the gallery of photos of the girls. Judge for yourself from that where the hotter girls operate.
Service will be on average 3/400% better in Artemis than in the Brussels' (or any other) RLD, that much I can guarantee you.
Charlie
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[QUOTE=Traveller Uk; 1107564]You will be asked if "This is your first time?". I was honest and was given a tour and a briefing on how the place worked by the lovely lady concerned (Polish, slim, tall, long blonde hair, called Victoria, sadly not seen here since).
The Receptionist will give you similar advice, but will not then take you to a room and f*ck your brains out.
Admitting to being a newbie can make you feel a bit vulnerable. A compromise might be to claim that you have been to other FKKs before but not Artemis.
As a new face you will attract attention from the sharking ladies, if you don't fancy them, just say "No thank you", its allowed.
Don't bang the first girl that shows interest, especially if they are tall, slim, blonde and gorgeous. I was lucky, some of these girls are the opti-ficks, who look gorgeous but deliver a very limited service.
Take your time, wait for a few hours before you make your first choice. Watch who is going up to the rooms alot, who is coming down with a smile. Some girls don't shark, some do, you can't assume that either group are good or bad in the rooms.
The older German chaps that hang out there are regulars, watch which girls they talk to and hook up with. They know their stuff.
A good start is Jenna. Can't be missed, long straight blonde hair and huge enhanced breasts. Known to many of us as "The Queen of Artemis", she will show you a great time, every time.
Have fun! [/QUOTE]Excellent general advice, top-rate specific advice as regards Jenna too. Also consider Ella from St Petersburg. Both girls are porn-star 'lookers' and give superb service to all-comers.
Charlie
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Thanks for the advice guys!
Very helpful information.
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Happy New Year fellow Artemis dwellers! I shall be there in a fortnight.
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[QUOTE=Charlie 123; 1107676]Go on the Artemis website and view the gallery of photos of the girls. Judge for yourself from that where the hotter girls operate.
Service will be on average 3/400% better in Artemis than in the Brussels' (or any other) RLD, that much I can guarantee you.
Charlie[/QUOTE]Agree with Charlie about the service level. Even a bad session at Artemis is generally better by a factor of 10 than a typical RLD session.
The web site I find not really representative of what you will find at Artemis. None of the pics show faces and in general the pics are amateurish, not really geting good angles on the girls. Plus they all seem to wear the same blond wig to hide identity. If you like the web pics you will be blown away but the girls in real time. In any case here is a link to the web site pics.
[url]http://www.fkk-artemis.de/en/girls.php[/url]
Happy New Year everyone.
AM
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[QUOTE=Charlie 123;1107677]Also consider Ella from St Petersburg. Both girls are porn-star 'lookers' and give superb service to all-comers.[/QUOTE]Yes she does. Just one reminder: She's in her mid-forties.
HB
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[QUOTE=Traveller Uk;1107727]Happy New Year fellow Artemis dwellers! I shall be there in a fortnight.[/QUOTE]That's 2 week correct?
I'll be up there on the 1st and 2nd of feb.
Would have liked meeting you, maybe next time.
If anyone is planning to be there in those dates, send a pm, if you wish to meet!
And yes, I'll repeat this further on.
Happy new years guys, hope 2011 will bring peace of mind, happiness and whatever you are looking for to you all.
Ciao!
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Sorry Kimino. Yes fortnight = 2 weeks. I will be there 15 and 16 January.
Perhaps we need to be a bit more organised if we are ever going to meet there!
Have a great new year one and all.
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[QUOTE=Hessen Bub; 1107796]Yes she does. Just one reminder: She's in her mid-forties.
HB[/QUOTE]Ella in her mid-forties? She looks about 30-35 or so. Must be good genes! Or did you refer to someone else?
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[QUOTE=Charles Browne;1107869]Ella in her mid-forties? She looks about 30-35 or so. Must be good genes! Or did you refer to someone else?[/QUOTE]I'm also impressed, I would have said around 35. Well, we must find out what she eats because she is in great shape!
Only sessioned with her once (or maybe twice) , and didn't click with me particularly. But she is a pro and very gentle person. IMHO.
Ciao
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Ella (ru)
[QUOTE=Hessen Bub; 1107796]Yes she does. Just one reminder: She's in her mid-forties.
HB[/QUOTE]So cool. So I have been fucking a forty something. Hey, don't knock it until you have tried it. .
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[QUOTE=Charles Browne;1107869]Ella in her mid-forties? She looks about 30-35 or so. Must be good genes! Or did you refer to someone else?[/QUOTE]Parts of her body may be 5 years or younger, so in average she could be 35. I've fucked Ella at Oase 6 or 7 years ago, then she was in her end-thirties.
HB
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[QUOTE=Hessen Bub;1107903]Parts of her body may be 5 years or younger, so in average she could be 35.[/QUOTE]Ahahaha great HB.
Ciao
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[QUOTE=Kimino; 1107875]I'm also impressed, I would have said around 35. Well, we must find out what she eats because she is in great shape!
[/QUOTE]Lots of exercise and a high-protein diet, no doubt.
Anyway, if she's really that much older than she looks, well, you get the benefit of younger looks and older experience, so it's really a win-win as far as I'm concerned.
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Shauna
Anybody got any recent intel on a short, blonde, round assed, Polish girl at Artemis going by Shauna? WOO this nasty little thing has a soft, tight, warm, deep, pink, Polish girl arsehole that brought me such joy and pleasure. I buggered Shauna up the butt as hard and as fierce as I have any human being. I took immense joy watching her scream and cry out and clutch and scratch at the sheets with with fingernails. . . and looking at herself in the bedside mirror at the same time . . . getting thoroughly sodomized up her arsehole. And responding YEAH when I asked her if she liked me dickin' her in her Polish asshole. GAWD I love to fuck Polish girls! Can't wait for some more of Shauna's pink Polish pooty hole. Hope she's still working at Artemis the next time I go!
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I suspect that Shauna cannot wait for your next visit.
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[QUOTE=Traveller Uk;1109036]I suspect that Shauna cannot wait for your next visit.[/QUOTE].
Hehehheehhehehehehe
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Don't you love it when she does that
[QUOTE=The Cane;1108925]I buggered Shauna up the butt as hard and as fierce as I have any human being. I took immense joy watching her scream and cry out and clutch and scratch at the sheets with with fingernails. . . . . getting thoroughly sodomized up her arsehole. [/QUOTE]Don't you love it when she does that.
Nice.
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I Likes It
[QUOTE=Markthomas1950; 1109148]Don't you love it when she does that.
Nice. [/QUOTE]It likes it a LOT! I pray she's there the next time I'm at Artemis. Was in the early afternoon last time when she approached me and said she was into anal. Was perfect timing too because I'd already enjoyed the good breakfast they put out and had time to relax before starting out right. . . right in Shauna's butt! LOL!
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Dessous day
Hi there,
Will be there Wednesday next week (report follows) , but before just one question: Do they still have a dessous day there (I would like to avoid it if possible).
Thanks in advance
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[QUOTE=Mathias037; 1109973]Hi there,
Will be there Wednesday next week (report follows) , but before just one question: Do they still have a dessous day there (I would like to avoid it if possible).
Thanks in advance[/QUOTE]Yes they do and yes it is Wednesday.
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[QUOTE=Angus Magee;1109974]Yes they do and yes it is Wednesday.[/QUOTE]Love it!
Thought it was on Tuesday but checked and you are right.
Must say that for what I recall in my last visits, not all the girls dress up and some of them do it also in non dessous days.
Which I think makes sense.
Bye
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Anyone recognise this girl?
[url]http://vankampenberlin.de/stacy.html[/url]
I have never been with her (the tats turn me off) but I am certain she was for a while an Artemis regular.
AM
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[QUOTE=Angus Magee; 1110939]Anyone recognise this girl?
[url]http://vankampenberlin.de/stacy.html[/url]
I have never been with her (the tats turn me off) but I am certain she was for a while an Artemis regular.
AM[/QUOTE]Yes, that's probably the Stacy I reported on last year here:
[url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?2588-FKK-Artemis-Berlin&p=983017&viewfull=1#post983017[/url]
A very nice tattoo if one likes that sort of thing.
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Norjan conquers the Artemis scene
The following two days took place during the IFA messe in September 2010. I won't reveal the dates but it was weekdays.
I'm a very busy man so it may take some time to report.
Day one, part 1:
Checked in at my home airport with a nice feeling in my mind and a grin of my face, looking at all the unfamiliar people that were also heading for Berlin. Certainly for different reasons than mine. Once through the stressful security control I made it in time to cool down with a beer and a sandwich before boarding the plane.
The flight was well, no turbulence that that disturbed my good mood and good looking stewardesses (blondes) that served me another beer short after take-off and then an Absolut with a Coke which made me feel warm and cosy. Looking at those fine looking stewardesses made me longing for Artemis. Tried to flirt with them but they didn't seemed to care about my invitations.
Landed at the airport and had, as at my previous visit, planned to take some kind of public transport but it seemed very difficult and like a waste of time so once again I took a taxi. (How come all taxi drivers in Berlin are foreigners?) Placed myself in the backseat on the right side, where I could clearly see the taximeter, the driver and the GPS screen. I had memorized the way (the map) from the airport to the hotel, don't like to get hustled.
Checked in at Swissotel Berlin Hotel (my kind of hotel) and went to the elevators. In the room, which was very very nice, the first thing I did was checking out the safe where I placed all my money. 6 credit cards, passport, flight tickets, camera, car keys, cell-phone and computer and then went straight to the mini bar.
To be continued.
Norjan
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[QUOTE=Norjan;1111025](How come all taxi drivers in Berlin are foreigners?) [/QUOTE]How come all cab drivers in NYC are foreigners? It's a low pay job, that's why.
HB
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[QUOTE=Norjan; 1111025]The following two days took place during the IFA messe in September 2010. I won't reveal the dates but it was weekdays.
I'm a very busy man so it may take some time to report.
Day one, part 1:
Landed at the airport and had, as at my previous visit, planned to take some kind of public transport but it seemed very difficult and like a waste of time so once again I took a taxi. (How come all taxi drivers in Berlin are foreigners?) Placed myself in the backseat on the right side, where I could clearly see the taximeter, the driver and the GPS screen. I had memorized the way (the map) from the airport to the hotel, don't like to get hustled.
Checked in at Swissotel Berlin Hotel (my kind of hotel) and went to the elevators. In the room, which was very very nice, the first thing I did was checking out the safe where I placed all my money. 6 credit cards, passport, flight tickets, camera, car keys, cell-phone and computer and then went straight to the mini bar.
To be continued.
Norjan[/QUOTE]Taxi drivers in berlin you can trust. I have + 100 rides and never been hustled. Another thing, I don't think we need details about all your cash, there are better forums to show off all your stuff.
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Old artemis lady
[QUOTE=Angus Magee; 1110939]Anyone recognise this girl?
[url]http://vankampenberlin.de/stacy.html[/url]
I have never been with her (the tats turn me off) but I am certain she was for a while an Artemis regular.
AM[/QUOTE]I think I remember her. Old artemis stuff.
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Visiting on a Friday. Good or bad?
Hi guys!
Looks like I will probably get the opportunity to spend a Friday night at Artemis pretty soon. It will be my third visit (sorry for not posting a proper report of the second one).
Now I have a question for all you Artemis pros: My previous visits have been Monday and Tuesday afternoon / evenings. Of course I understand that a Friday evening will probably be quite different when it comes to the number of girls and customers, but how big is the difference? What are the pros and cons of the slower weekday nights versus busy weekends? Will I on a Friday see tough competition for girls / seats in the bar area / rooms / showers etc, or do you think that the advantage of more girls outweighs the disadvantages?
I ask because there might be a slight chance that I can reschedule the trip if I act soon (even though I'm probably stuck with the Friday option.)
Any thoughts? Thanks in advance!
By the way, do one see more action in public, for example on the circular beds in the main bar and in the kinos, on weekends that on the slower weekdays. I quite like the feeling of "sophisticated orgy" that in-the-open-sex can give (I'm thinking Eyes Wide Shut here again).
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[QUOTE=Dr Jekyll; 1112115]Hi guys!
Looks like I will probably get the opportunity to spend a Friday night at Artemis pretty soon. It will be my third visit (sorry for not posting a proper report of the second one).
Now I have a question for all you Artemis pros: My previous visits have been Monday and Tuesday afternoon / evenings. Of course I understand that a Friday evening will probably be quite different when it comes to the number of girls and customers, but how big is the difference? What are the pros and cons of the slower weekday nights versus busy weekends? Will I on a Friday see tough competition for girls / seats in the bar area / rooms / showers etc, or do you think that the advantage of more girls outweighs the disadvantages?
I ask because there might be a slight chance that I can reschedule the trip if I act soon (even though I'm probably stuck with the Friday option.)
Any thoughts? Thanks in advance!
By the way, do one see more action in public, for example on the circular beds in the main bar and in the kinos, on weekends that on the slower weekdays. I quite like the feeling of "sophisticated orgy" that in-the-open-sex can give (I'm thinking Eyes Wide Shut here again). [/QUOTE]Ciao Dr Jeckill, another factor that may change things a lot is if in the particular date that you will be visiting there is a expo going on or not and which one. Check here:
[url]http://www1.messe-berlin.de[/url]
I visited Artemis both in very busy expo evenings and very relaxed weekday afternoons (never earlier than 2pm) and never was disappointed.
In busy nights, with many men around, you usually get also a lot of nice girls. Girls enter "production mode" and tend to maximize their earnings doing things a bit in a hurry, at times. You might have to wait for a room etc.
A couple of times I was in Artemis in very busy nigts, meaning that the place was full, but for some reason all men where drinking or lying around, all girls where complaining for the lack of action and very few where fucking. Kind of good situation.
Basically you never know. Still I never found myself in a situation where there was not enough good looking girls around. This happened to me in a couple of other fkks, in other areas.
I wouldn't worry about it, you will have fun.
My 2cents.
Kimino
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It is quite difficult to call as it depends on how many Italians will arrive for their 24 hours shag-fest. As Kimino says, if they're are lots of guys around then there tends to be lots of girls.
I am there this weekend and will be interested to see whether a mid January weekend is quiter than normal because of the post Christmas lull. There have been few reports on this thread of late, so it may be that people are paying off their credit cards and avoiding the wet weather. Then again, it may be hectic.
In my experience there isn't a consistant amount of public shagging. Blow jobs and sex in the kinos happens regularly but personally I have never seen it in the bars.
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Weekends are fine, just busier. As Kimino notes the Messe scene has as much to do with busy-ness as the day of the week, if not more. Unless you have a clear choice I would not worry about it to much. The main time to avoid are the very busy Messe be they weekend or week day events. The busiest one I have seen was the fruit & vegetable buyers Messe. It was a mad house with guys doubling up on lockers.
As for public sex in the bar-it happens but is not a regular occurrence at Artemis. I have seen blow jobs, MMF threesomes (a very public one on one of the bar beds) and a FFM threesome and a few public MF sessions. But it is not something you can count on unless you head to the kino.
AM
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Artemis. Wednesday
Happy New Year to you all.
Popped in this week for my first appearance of 2011. There were many girls and few fellas. Most of the girls were new, or at least unknown to me. It appears that the financial uncertainties continue to bear upon the level of female attendance at Artemis.
I had two good sessions with regular girls, including a particularly hot one with Gabicza (Hung. 23 yo. 5'3' tall, big tits, sweet face, lip stud, a few tats). I had commissioned her to do me a private lap-dance as part of our session, and she produced a very raunchy performance. We ended up having a 2 hour session which proved immensely enjoyable for us both.
I also test-drove a new provider. Elizabeth from Brazil (MILF, big bolt-ons, quite tall, angular face, quite pretty). A solid performance with all the usual acoutrements (DATY, DFK, BBBJ etc). Good session. No special reason to repeat.
Best.
Charlie
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[QUOTE=Charlie 123; 1112383]Happy New Year to you all.
Popped in this week for my first appearance of 2011. There were many girls and few fellas. Most of the girls were new, or at least unknown to me. It appears that the financial uncertainties continue to bear upon the level of female attendance at Artemis.
I had two good sessions with regular girls, including a particularly hot one with Gabicza (Hung. 23 yo. 5'3' tall, big tits, sweet face, lip stud, a few tats). I had commissioned her to do me a private lap-dance as part of our session, and she produced a very raunchy performance. We ended up having a 2 hour session which proved immensely enjoyable for us both.
I also test-drove a new provider. Elizabeth from Brazil (MILF, big bolt-ons, quite tall, angular face, quite pretty). A solid performance with all the usual acoutrements (DATY, DFK, BBBJ etc). Good session. No special reason to repeat.
Best.
Charlie[/QUOTE]Nice to read from you Charlie!
New girls? Nice, gambling time for me when I'll be there!
Saw Raffaella?
Arghhh.
Ciao!
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[QUOTE=Glabor;1111075]Taxi drivers in berlin you can trust. I have + 100 rides and never been hustled. Another thing, I don't think we need details about all your cash, there are better forums to show off all your stuff.[/QUOTE]OK, good to hear. I'm very surprised thou about the taxi drivers. They all seem so hmm. Dishevelled, and they smoke and they do not use the seat belt etc. I would prefer more sophisticated and more well-kept drivers.
Another thing, I don't try to show off. I haven't even mentioned how much money I brought yet. I just try to give newbies good advice how to handle things, money, valuables etc in a safe way when traveling. No one likes to go abroad and get robbed.
Norjan
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I was there recently. I had cold and was really looking forward to using the steam room, only to realize that Artemis does not have a steam room. They have a 60 degree and 90 degree dry sauna but no steam room. I am sure this is a well known fact to regulars but I thought it might be helpful to less frequent visitors.
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Thanks for the input guys, and the link!
[QUOTE=Kimino; 1112210]
[url]http://www1.messe-berlin.de[/url]
[/QUOTE]Unfortunately it seems like my visit WILL be during a big messe. It's Internationale Grüne Woche Berlin (21. 01 to 30. 01. 2011) : "The world's biggest fair for food, agriculture and horticulture". Damn, doesn't sound too good.
Oh well, I probably can't influence the timing in any case, so I can either take my chances I guess, or just forget it and take an early flight home. Hmm. Skipping a night of naked ladies and fantasy sex is not an easy decision to make.
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[QUOTE=Norjan;1112499]OK, good to hear. I'm very surprised thou about the taxi drivers. They all seem so hmm. Dishevelled, and they smoke and they do not use the seat belt etc. I would prefer more sophisticated and more well-kept[/QUOTE]I saw a white Hammer limo going around Berlin, you could try hiring that. Just kidding.
I can only confirm that I find taxi drivers in Berlin to be absolutely fine, and I definitely use them a lot.
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[QUOTE=Dr Jekyll; 1112513]Thanks for the input guys, and the link!
Unfortunately it seems like my visit WILL be during a big messe. It's Internationale Grüne Woche Berlin (21. 01 to 30. 01. 2011) : "The world's biggest fair for food, agriculture and horticulture". Damn, doesn't sound too good.
Oh well, I probably can't influence the timing in any case, so I can either take my chances I guess, or just forget it and take an early flight home. Hmm. Skipping a night of naked ladies and fantasy sex is not an easy decision to make. [/QUOTE]I'll be there 2 days after that.
Give it a try. It's obviously personal, but extremely chaotic and busy nights can be just as good if you are in the mood and you just dive in it.
Also, usually the real chaos starts late. People leave the messe, go to eat with customers or colleagues and then get to Artemis, maybe around 23:00 or such. The majority of them.
Ciao.
Kimino
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Saturday at Artemis
I had arranged to meet Traveller Uk. He had told me he would be there at about 11. 30. But he was early and spotted me at reception as I had said that I would arrive pretty much on the dot of 11. I enjoyed his company and it was great to have someone knowledgeable to while away the time with in between shags (which as I only went for half hour sessions was quite a lot of hours!)
Things seemed pretty quiet anyway, maybe the January lull. The atmosphere was more like a Sunday than a Saturday and talent seemed pretty thin on the ground. I selected Fatima, a 27 year old slim Slovakian girl with a pert bum, who I had seen previously and who had proved a reliable performer on that occasion in the kino. This time we went to a room and I was not disappointed by a good GFE that went on for the whole half hour with a lot of enthusiasm on her part.
Traveller Uk had recommended Alison, a beautiful blonde German lass from Cologne. 27, who was by far the most stunning woman in the brothel today. I gave her a roll and she proved to be a good session for someone so visually stunning, although she did lose a bit of enthusiasm at the end, also kissing was only without tongues and not that prolonged. However the beauty of her face and her natural D-cups, which looked spectacular hanging down in doggy, was worth the 60 euros invested.
After dinner my final selection was Jenny, a curvy 30 year old blonde German resident of Stuttgart, where she has a career and family. I pretty much grabbed her outside the kino and without exchanging many words she was soon sucking me off on her knees. Only pausing briefly to ask me where I came from (which I didn't answer, asking her to just get on with things and I'd tell her later) she did more oral sex, then I shagged her in the kino in cowgirl, missionary and doggy, before we went to the room next door to finish off. Which she did with more oral, then reverse cowgirl and cowgirl. At which she was very skilled. This energetic performer satisfied me for the day, which I finished off with a sauna.
In between the action I also had the chance to have a couple of brief chats with the gorgeous Nina. My favourite girl at Artemis, even if we haven't seen much room action lately.
I look forward to meeting Traveller Uk again tomorrow.
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[QUOTE=Charlie 123;1112383]I had two good sessions with regular girls, including a particularly hot one with Gabicza (Hung. 23 yo. 5'3' tall, big tits, sweet face, lip stud, a few tats). I had commissioned her to do me a private lap-dance as part of our session, and she produced a very raunchy performance.[/QUOTE]Private lap dance, sounds interesting. Did that took place in a zimmer? Is that a common thing among the girls, I mean, do most of them do that? 50 Euros?
Norjan
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[QUOTE=Norjan; 1112838]Private lap dance, sounds interesting. Did that took place in a zimmer? Is that a common thing among the girls, I mean, do most of them do that? 50 Euros?
Norjan[/QUOTE]Yeah, it took place in the Zimmer. It was just something fun that I suggested to her to brighten up the session. No charge for the lapdance. I have sessioned with Gabicza 5 or 6 times in the past, including duets, and there was never a suggestion that I would give her anything extra for the service.
I don't know if it's common. I never asked before. It was just something that sprang to mind on the day and she was more than happy to oblige.
C
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First time at Artemis
Hit Berlin for the first time yesterday with big plans for Artemis. I have experienced Oase outside Frankfurt a couple of times and FKK Swiss down in Zurich so pretty much knew what to expect. Artemis definitely did not disappoint. Paid the 80 Euro entrance fee, got my robe & key and grabbed a good shower. It was interesting exploring the different floors to see exactly how the place was laid out. I liked the idea of having a Kino, bar & lounge on a completely different level than the pool, sauna etc downstairs. I think this did a good job of creating different atmospheres depending on your taste (I prefer lounging poolside).
Anyway, after a nap and checking out the talent I ran into Marta from Moldavia (not 100% sure on the name). Thin with dark hair, great curves, sweet and gentle. She didn't mind kissing and fooling around in the Kino until we retired to a room. She knew all the right moves and we have a great time, BBJ and multiple positions until finish.
Round two was with Isabela from Latvia. She is a sure winner in looks (petite with a killer ass, legs. The whole package) but a downer if you want any sort of connection (fake or otherwide). Isabela is a wham bam thank you sir kinda girl so be warned. We headed to the room and she went right to it with an obvious desire to finish as fast as possible. Fortunately I don't let any of this bug me and took my sweet time enjoying the sights.
Heading back today for another relaxing day in paradise before heading back to prison.
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Sunday at Artemis
As Saturday (see below) had been more like a Sunday in feel, due to the low numbers of girls and punters, so Sunday was really much too quiet, even for my tastes. I arrived at 11 am and by 3 pm I was pretty much despairing of finding a talented girl to session with and had not been with anyone yet. The reliable Jenna had been monopolised by a regular client of hers all morning and as soon as she became free again she was snapped up. Nina, much to my embarrassment, snubbed me in front of everyone in the smoking lounge (fortunately as things were quiet this wasn't too many people). However this had a fortunate outcome, for which I suppose I should thank her (thanks Nina!) in that the only girl who gave me anything remotely like a human expression when this happened (I had tried to get Nina to sit next to me, including by calling out her name in a friendly way, but she walked pretty much straight by, pausing only to say that my 'friend' Fatima wasn't in that day) was an attractive brunette with her hair in a lovely bob, who was on the neighbouring sofa.
Shortly after the rejection from Nina I was chatting with this girl who turned out to be Paulina. 24, from Poznan in Poland. Her English wasn't as good as her German (my German is pretty much non-existent) but it was good enough and we managed to communicate well. I liked her relaxed style and girlfriend-like demeanour. She told me that she didn't like 5 minute sessions which, as I was looking for a GFE was just what I wanted to hear. In the room, which she wasn't in a hurry to go to, I took my time kissing and pleasuring her, which she seemed to appreciate, and we spent an enjoyable hour together, with one orgasm each being the final result. Throughout she was very affectionate, which is what I had been asking some other girls to do yesterday but with a lack of success, so I was really lucky to find her. I think that Paulina is my new favourite!
I will be returning to Berlin from 29th January (Saturday) for a whole week. So anyone who would like to fix up a meeting at Artemis. Please drop me a line and we can coordinate!
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Nina at Artemis
[quote=london traveller; 1113183]nina, much to my embarrassment, snubbed me in front of everyone in the smoking lounge (fortunately as things were quiet this wasn't too many people). (i had tried to get nina to sit next to me, including by calling out her name in a friendly way, but she walked pretty much straight by, pausing only to say that my 'friend' fatima wasn't in that day).
shortly after the rejection from nina i was chatting with this girl who turned out to be paulina. 24, from poznan in poland. her english wasn't as good as her german (my german is pretty much non-existent) but it was good enough and we managed to communicate well. i liked her relaxed style and girlfriend-like demeanour. she told me that she didn't like 5 minute sessions which, as i was looking for a gfe was just what i wanted to hear. i think that paulina is my new favourite!
i will be returning to berlin from 29th january (saturday) for a whole week. so anyone who would like to fix up a meeting at artemis. please drop me a line and we can coordinate! [/quote]hi london traveller,
nina (cz) seems to be maintaining her elusiveness that some punters have had with her stay at finca erotica and exported it to even artemis. i suppose that is how she keeps her exclusivity by limiting the exposure she has to punters.
the way you explain it tends to indicate that nina was a little peeved at you by not booking her on saturday. it is hard to read or understand the minds of these working girls who not even your girlfriend. so on the sunday she ignores you but on just to let you know that her country fellow fatima (cz) is not in that day. so sweet of her to let you know in a jealous way. is this read correct?
nice one with bagging paulina from poznan. sounds like a nice fuck.
i think it may be a little while before i return to artemis this year. the crew are not interested in exile to berlin. there is only one fkk there so there is little choice. the flat rate clubs, the brothels and other cultural interests are not on the program. we will continue to stay in hesse and nrw. even bw seems off limits.
enjoy your next trip.
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It was good to meet up with London Traveller, I had travelled more quickly than normal from the airport and arrived at 10. 55. Also there was an English chap that I had met at Artemis in September. Between us we had a jolly time.
I started with Alison, who looked somewhat like porn star Caylian Curtis. An all natural body and a lingerie model figure. Too good to be true and we were convinced that the service would be pure opti-fick. She grabbed me in the downstairs kino and in a moment of weakness I went to a room. What a good move, nice BBBJ, responded well to DATY and with her riding on top I couldn't last long. The kissing was light, but with a lttle tongue was available as time went by.
A little later I fancied a brunette and spotted a tall, dark haired beauty, wearing a basque and looking good. Amelie from Serbia. Off to the room, the service was a little distant with no kissing, but what a body for the chaps who like the taller lady.
Finally I partied with Harlen, a Polish brunette, slim, petite with big enhanced breasts. Full on service with kwt and much more on offer, something of a PSE. Best BBBJ I have had in Artemis.
I was then knackered. The place was quiet during the day, getting busier in the evening, but not ridiculously busy.
Sunday was as usual, quite quiet. I partied with Alison again and had an even better time and a very nice chat afterwards about her own experiences. Nice girl.
I moved on to another Brunette, Bella by name, from Turkey she said, had a piercing on her lip and also on her shoulders. Big enhanced breasts. It was OK, no kissing and a bit mechanical.
I left at 6. 30 having had an enjoyable time and am looking forward to my next visit in late March.
Nina was OK with me, she remembered where I was from but not my name (quite reasonably) , so whenever she saw me she called out "Hellooo London-Boy", she doesn't stop to chat and is focused on sharking round to make her money.
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Artemis visit report
Hello,
Been there on Wednesday, January 12, after more than one year.
First a bit pissed off, when Angus Magee told me it will be the dessous day (thanks Angus for this info) , but my plane ticked was already booked. Looking all that naked girls there is a part of joy itself for me. But on the end, it turns out that it was not such a wasted day anyway.
Arrived at about 18:30, the place was not empty and not quite full. Later that evening, some girls complained that the men / girls ratio was very bad (from their perspective) and that next week (it means now) there will be a trading fair with more guests.
Thanks to my first visit there and checking this forum, I was equipped with the go / no go list of girls. So let's go to results:
Marketa, Czech.
I choose her, because of good recommendations in the forum and because she really was friendly and was trying to chat, find an eye contact etc. Here I am a bit biased, since I like what some guys call "sharking". I like girls to show some initiative, try to establish a contact and so one. I have enough of the opposite in my real life, when men need to proceed all this steps.
She is a nice blond, slim girl with nice face and a good attitude. Sex was good, DATY. 69, no DFK (on the beginning, I was considering DFK as a must, while later, I found out, that insisting will not bring me very far). Nice chat after, a bit of GFE. Was satisfied, but will not return next time.
NINA, Czech.
Another one, which I choose based on recommendations here. Not exactly my type of girl visually, but she was nice and didn't fucked me off, when I rejected her for the first time. She met me in the kino for the second time and sat down to me. She started to climb on me, DFK, BJ in the kino, so we went to theroom. Sex vas really very good. A lot of DFK. 69, active, . The only one who didn't need to use a lubricate before puting it inside. Very satisfied with her. Maybe I will repeat next time.
Jane, German.
A girl I already met a year ago. Typical German tall blonde. Friendly, nice face and perfect body. Very active in the room, she liked her pussy to be licked very much, good wild sex, even a short DFK.
Will repeat next time for sure.
Eda, Turkish (but does not look like a Turkish)
She is a petite blonde, with lovely dark brown eyes, small ass and nice tits with a piercing in one of them. She looks more like a Polish rather than a Turkish. Used to walk in a couple around the club for the whole evening. In the room, she was the pearl in the crown of the evening. Very active when I licked her pussy, trying to show me some leg positions I haven't try yet, she wanted me to play with her ass with my fingers, . Despite my quite long record of a few hundred of girls in the clubs in the last 15 years, she is the one to remember for years and the one to plan a visit to Berlin for.
I had some opportunities, which I liked, and may try them the next time:
Cindy, Polish, blond, petite, with a lovely smile.
Maya (in the couple with Magda) , blond Polish.
Kathleen, blond German, spent the whole evening on the poker machines next to the entrance. Visually not exactly my type in all that group, but I remember her from Villach (she used to be called Steffi there, and she confirmed that). In Villach, and her performance there was the best.
Denisa, brown hair, nice face, a wild haircut. On my exit she approached and asked if I will fuck her during my next visit. For sure I will.
A Polish blond couple, one being Adriana, small, big tits, in a couple with another one, slim, named Sharlene or something like that.
Even if I am not a big fan of Artemis (facilities at Oase with the jacuzzi are much better to me, compared to the cold water pool in Artemis, but there are no low cost flights to Frankfurt) , I had quite a luck with the selection this night.
Leaving the club at about midnight.
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[QUOTE=Charlie 123; 1112843]Yeah, it took place in the Zimmer. It was just something fun that I suggested to her to brighten up the session. No charge for the lapdance. I have sessioned with Gabicza 5 or 6 times in the past, including duets, and there was never a suggestion that I would give her anything extra for the service.
I don't know if it's common. I never asked before. It was just something that sprang to mind on the day and she was more than happy to oblige.
C[/QUOTE]Charlie, you lucky bastard.
I envy you.
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[quote=basketcase; 1113200]hi london traveller,
nina (cz) seems to be maintaining her elusiveness that some punters have had with her stay at finca erotica and exported it to even artemis. i suppose that is how she keeps her exclusivity by limiting the exposure she has to punters.
the way you explain it tends to indicate that nina was a little peeved at you by not booking her on saturday. it is hard to read or understand the minds of these working girls who not even your girlfriend. so on the sunday she ignores you but on just to let you know that her country fellow fatima (cz) is not in that day. so sweet of her to let you know in a jealous way. is this read correct?
nice one with bagging paulina from poznan. sounds like a nice fuck.
i think it may be a little while before i return to artemis this year. the crew are not interested in exile to berlin. there is only one fkk there so there is little choice. the flat rate clubs, the brothels and other cultural interests are not on the program. we will continue to stay in hesse and nrw. even bw seems off limits.
enjoy your next trip. [/quote]nina is a real professional career girl. i don't think that she was 'peeved' about my not seeing her the previous day, but it is a question of effort and economics. when i first saw her she was very keen on getting the 50 euro cim bonus and i think that this is what makes the work worthwhile for her, as the 60 euro half hour rate is not enough. the last couple of times i have been with her there has been no bonus and i have managed to get her to work hard for the half hour, which she knows might be written about on this forum as a punter at artemis prints these pages out and shows them to her (hi nina!). she works the room very hard, and is nearly always busy. she has regular clients but also likes to approach new men. she doesn't really need to see someone like me who will be a lot of effort for only the minimum reward. hence she recommends me to her friend fatima, who needs the business more and will be happy to work for it, but nina herself isn't really interested in seeing me herself in the future, even when the club is fairly quiet (as it was yesterday) as she is one of the most popular and busy girls there.
however, i like nina. she speaks good english, has a good sense of humour and is very entertaining company. i was disappointed when she didn't sit with me at dinner at the weekend, but chose to be on a table with some other girls, who she didn't seem to chat to (however fatima was happy to sit with me on another occasion, even though she didn't understand too much of my english chit chat!). i'm sure if nina has a word with me about what she wants we could come to some agreeement that we are both happy with and have a great session together. however, if she doesn't want to see me any more. such is life and i'm sure she will do well without me, although i will miss her.
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[QUOTE=Mathias037; 1113403]NINA, Czech.
Another one, which I choose based on recommendations here. Not exactly my type of girl visually, but she was nice and didn't fucked me off, when I rejected her for the first time. She met me in the kino for the second time and sat down to me. She started to climb on me, DFK, BJ in the kino, so we went to theroom. Sex vas really very good. A lot of DFK. 69, active, . The only one who didn't need to use a lubricate before puting it inside. Very satisfied with her. Maybe I will repeat next time. [/QUOTE]Some girls lube up in the loo before going with a guy.
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[QUOTE=London Traveller;1113567]Some girls lube up in the loo before going with a guy.[/QUOTE]I guess one will know if the girl has or not lubed themselves prior if you lick their pussy before fucking them. LOL.
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VIP Lounge
Does anyone have an information about the mysterious VIP lounge?
I remember reading a mention of it on fkk-artemis. De but didn't really had much of an explication.
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[QUOTE=Nebula2001;1113810]I remember reading a mention of it on fkk-artemis. De but didn't really had much of an explication.[/QUOTE]Wow, my mind seems to have wandered off for a moment there. Here's what I intended to type:
I remember reading a mention of it on the Artemis website, but it didn't really have much of an explanation.
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London Traveller. Nina
"However, if she doesn't want to see me any more. Such is life and I'm sure she will do well without me, although I will miss her".
There is a long list of guys in several clubs who have been in this position. It is one of her many skills!
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[QUOTE=London Traveller;1113566]Nina is a real professional career girl. However, if she doesn't want to see me any more. Such is life and I'm sure she will do well without me, although I will miss her.[/QUOTE]Hi London Traveller,
You sound like a love struck romeo. LOL.
Some of these girls play hard to get to maintain their exclusivity. If you are on her black ball list then I guess that is the end. I am sure your girlfriends at Oase will see you right. There are plenty more fish in the sea.
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[QUOTE=Basketcase; 1114247]Hi London Traveller,
You sound like a love struck romeo. LOL.
Some of these girls play hard to get to maintain their exclusivity. If you are on her black ball list then I guess that is the end. I am sure your girlfriends at Oase will see you right. There are plenty more fish in the sea. [/QUOTE]I do tend to fall for the girls a bit. Sometimes with unfortunate consequences. I am returning to Artemis before I get to visit Oase again, so there should be plenty of chances to find out if Nina has blackballed me permanently or not.
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Be careful
[QUOTE=London Traveller;1114262]I do tend to fall for the girls a bit. Sometimes with unfortunate consequences. I am returning to Artemis before I get to visit Oase again, so there should be plenty of chances to find out if Nina has blackballed me permanently or not.[/QUOTE]Hi London Traveller;
I have been, in the past, in the same situation, few times in fact, in differents clubs and with different women.
My feed back is " better to avoid to go in artemis during few months and change your mind right now with other girls in other clubs"; better for you and for Nina.
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PALACE in Frankfurt and ARTEMIS in Berlin
I have been a couple of times at the GoldenTime in Brüggen and often I go to Globe in Zurich.
Now I would like to try something new.
I am undecided between the Palace in Frankfurt and the Artemis in Berlin.
I read that line-up in Palace is better than in Artemis; also I read that girls performance in Artemis are, however, better than in Palace.
What experience do you have had in these clubs?
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Angus' Blog New Post
Just posted-the Artemis visitors guide. Everything you need to know about visiting this club in one place.
[url]http://www.angusmagee.com/?p=690[/url]
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London Traveller. Remember that nothing is permanent, especially in FKK land. Nina may well decide, after she has not seen you for several months, to treat you like a long lost (half hour / one hour) friend. That has happened in the past with several guys who she avoided for a few months. It's her prerogative (and also ours. The guys). Remember that what counts is her income. Good luck
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[QUOTE=Gustoomas; 1114341]Hi London Traveller;
I have been, in the past, in the same situation, few times in fact, in differents clubs and with different women.
My feed back is " better to avoid to go in artemis during few months and change your mind right now with other girls in other clubs"; better for you and for Nina. [/QUOTE]Absolutely!
Imo.
Kimino
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Artemis Tuesday and Wednesday
Hi.
It's the Fashion Messe week in Berlin, so Artemis was totally overrun with visitors on both days.
On Tuesday I had spent 90 minutes on a lounger with a Romanian spinner with whom I've been with a couple of times before, but I'm ashamed to say that I have committed the cardinal sin of forgetting her name. Pretty girl, fun session. Useless report, I know.
On Wednesday I came in a bit earlier, and at 6 pm just about managed to avoid the rush-hour. There were plenty of both guys and gals around at that time, but it hadn't yet developed into the pandemonium of the night before, with scores of men hanging around in the bar and no lasses in sight with resulting 40 minute waits for a room to become free and all the attendant stress and bullshit.
I had a terrific hour with 2 previous acquaintances, Carla and Antonia. Both girls are Romanian. Carla is slightly heavy-set, medium height, fairly full-busted, speaks excellent English and is witty, sharp, intelligent and fun. Antonia is slight, blond, small tits, plain face and somewhat shy in character until she's in the bedroom where she is a real superstar. They work well together and last night was a spledid display of their joint talents. Sucking, licking, fucking, kissing, full lesbi-action. The works. Anybody who fancies a genuine duet experience could do much worse than seeking out this sexy (if somewhat ordinary-looking) pair of sweeties.
I quit at 8 pm and returned after midnight intending to have a 2nd round (actually a 3rd round, 'because I'd had a 40 minute session at the Liberty bordelle mid-afternoon). By that time though the place was mobbed, you couldn't move in the bar, changing rooms or near the staircase and the queue for rooms stretched halfway back down the stairs, so I just left.
The 2 day experience reminded me how important it is for the atmosphere of the place that there is a good balance betwen the number of men and women in the club. Too few guys and the girls get grumpy, too many and they get greedy. When it's empty they won't leave you alone for 2 minutes and when it's jumping they don't have 30 seconds to chat and just want to go straight upstairs.
Conclusion. When the Messe is on, come early. Plenty of nice girls around from early afternoon but not overrun with star-struck newbies getting drunk and being uncool.
Charlie
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[QUOTE=Charlie 123; 1114649]Hi.
Conclusion. When the Messe is on, come early. Plenty of nice girls around from early afternoon but not overrun with star-struck newbies getting drunk and being uncool.
Charlie[/QUOTE]Actually, the best thing to do is visit a day or two just before a Messe start. Number of girls is higher than normal.
And the number of guys are about the same. I remember an early night before a Messe, I was alone in the main bar with over 100 naked girls, there's a picture you do not forget so easily.
But this is something you can never plan exactly, that's what makes fkk something special. You never know what will happen.
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[QUOTE=Glabor; 1114815]Actually, the best thing to do is visit a day or two just before a Messe start. Number of girls is higher than normal. And the number of guys are about the same.[/QUOTE]You're right, that's probably the best solution of all.
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Tuesday-Wednesday
hi guys i was in berlin during this week and i have tried artemis on tuesday an wednesday. both days i went in the late afternoon about 15:00
as this was first visite to the paradise i did not make hurry. i observed the place during 2-3 hours and started the sesions.
tuesday :first experience was with a young petite german blonde called liz she aws spaking fluent english and her lovely face and body attracted me. was a nice session she starts slowly but then gets the rhytm. can be repeated.
second girl was called alektra (n&304; ck) she is turkish actually grown up in hamburg germany has a pretty face and nice tits makes attraction but although i am turkish and can got a good talking first i couldn't get the right rhytym with her she was quite cold on the action with escaping from eye contact even. not recommended.
as mentioned by other fellows the club got very crowded mainly by the italian guys by mid night girls even worked non stop upstairs-downstairs there was a crowd of at least 20 men waiting at the front desk for enterance while i was leaving at 01:30.
wednesday: first session was with a lovely slovakian beauty fatima (n&304; ck) i noticed her while taking a drink at dowstairs bar had an eye contact but not wanted to make a session beacuse i had just arrived but within an hour she approached me by the main kino had a nice conversation followed was one the hottest action i have ever had she hold the mood in every second of the action. receomended.
second action was with a lovely petite blonde antonia from romania i was impressed with her sweet glances perfect match hair style with her lovely face her english provided a nice frank conversation followed by a sweating hot action ca not forget. recommended.
third action was while the club was getting crowded about 1900 and iwas thinking of leaving but i noticed the gorgeous brazilian whose name i can not remember although repeated myself much. she had a body with perfect geometry made her very conditive in the action consuming a huge amount of energy from me. was a wonderful session recommended.
so after 3 good session i decided to stay longer had the dinner got some rest dowstairs and was ready for another action with a blonde model type german beauty jane. she had aproached me before in the early hours but i said later because i was targetting antonia at that time. but later i decided to have a sesion with her because she was just the most beatiful girl left available at that time because of the growing crowd. she said she wasnt kissing and that makes me a little bit dissapointed but i had i good session all the way again she was naughty did not want to lose the control and obeyed her for a difference from the aerlier action in which i was the dominant. that would have been just magnificent if she had had kissed tooo.
fifth action was with a [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord901][CodeWord901][/url] type perfect german beauty sammy. sahe was in my opinion the most beatiful girl through my visits had aproached me early in the day too but informed she wasnt kissing too so i postponed to make an action. but later about 00:00 i was dreaming of her perfect body and [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord901][CodeWord901][/url] face. i just missed the chance 1 hour before as aproaching her she was captured by another guy so i chose to make action with jane. but when she got available i quicky aproached and got her i had had noticed an empty cabin downstairs which i did not prefered in the previous actions but i wasnt in the mood for waiting for the reguler rooms downstairs and had the best breath taking session with her which she liked too after i told she was my fifth of the day she opened her eyes in a astonished way and said that she had realised i was crazy during the action and that confirms.
to sum up 2 days of top pleasure at artemis. definitely loking forward to the next time.
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A return after 15 month absence
Haven't had a chance to visit Berlin since late 2009-my first to Artemis. I was there this past Tuesday start to finish (almost).
Comparing the two visits:
-building the same.
-prices the same.
-gamesmanship? I think the girls are devaluating the service for the 30 min visit.
-Best value-eye candy for hours upon end.
-Least value-time always shorter than you want, upselling constant
My sessions were:
Leia, dark short hair, thin, enhanced, tanned. Talks a good game about doing a massage and going slowly, but after the 5 min massage its upsell time and fairly complicated-prostate massage, body cum, in mouth, . All for 50 euro more (or 50 each) , spend and hour, on and on. She never did blow me-just oiled up hand job, then finish from behind. Very demanding also-"touch my tits!" "Don't touch my pussy!" Probably the oddest session ever. Enjoyed the dirty talk but would never go near that again.
Lecky-tiny Thai girl. She was there in 2009 but I could never meet up with her-she likes playing the video games all day and really doesn't troll much for work. So I approached her and off we went-perfect session: kissing, foreplay, full 30 minutes. BBBJ, multi-positions. Decent enough English. She's so little she can do lots of interesting angles.
Last two sessions-forgot names-1 German. 1 Romanian. Optically appealing girls, but basic suck / fuck / out. The Romanian really whined about wanting an hour.
Odds N' Ends: Jenna is still there-quite the queen of the castle with her massive attachments. Interesting, though, in that she was not nearly as busy as in 2009, and seemed available most of the day. I sessioned with her in 2009 and it was great but rarely repeat, so passed. Recognized a few other players from 2009 who are a bit shark like for my taste.
So maybe the 30 min session is dead. Problem is-I've done an hour before, and you end up just laying there talking about absolutely nothing true or interesting. I think the girls would make a lot more money if they gave an honest level of time / service for 60 euro, and if discounted an hour to 100 euro and upped the service further I think they would come out way ahead. Just a theory.
So despite the usual "this is unbelievable" response in 2009, I was underwhelmed this time and left wanting something different. Food and facilities are a plus-see my prior comparisons to FKK world, Oasis, Colosseum.
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[QUOTE=Marwar58;1114984]So maybe the 30 min session is dead.[/QUOTE]Probably not but this upselling stuff is coming up in more and more reports.
Personally for a reason or another it's kind of rare I end up with a plain vanilla session, unless I end up in a room with a girl that disappoints me for some reason. Tipically the ones that start moaning while we are still going up the stairs or the "don't this, don't that" ones.
Boh, I'll see in a weeks time I guess! Ahahaha.
Kimino
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Next Sunday
How is the scene on Sundays? And what time is best to go in day time? Any recommendations for next Sunday?
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[QUOTE=Bxyz1;1115528]How is the scene on Sundays? And what time is best to go in day time? Any recommendations for next Sunday?[/QUOTE]Please read the thread. This sort of basic info is discussed time and again and never changes that much. I also just posted to my blog a pretty extensive guide. The link is posted a few reports below but hey, I'll post it again.
[url]http://www.angusmagee.com/?p=690[/url]
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30 min deal
I think you need to pick your girl for 30 min sessions.
On the one hand, there are girls that you can have fairly quick session with such as Leki, Samira and Danzuella / Daniela.
There are others where its an hour or nothing such as Vivian, Carmen etc.
Sometimes it varies on the moment: Siena or Victoria.
You need a plan. Most of the girls are fine if you tell them what's you need.
I have missed Leki the last couple of times. She is often a first of the day 30 min deal for me maybe with a short Thai massage added. She can be hot and cold. A few months ago, I got in early, not much happening. Leki came and lay on the downstairs back corner lounge while I had coffee and started masturbating. Told me she was horny and in need of help. What's a chap to do?
We went to the room. She politely asked about time stroking my friend. We settled on an hour with massage and DATY. She joked about me cumming twice (not happening for me). It was a great session, she was wet as hell and very verbal. Approach an hour she reverted into a BBBJ. With her kneeling in front of me she ask me to show her my cum.
I am not the biggest volume guy in the world but a week without action and a frenetic session resulted in a torrent all over her face, in her hair and down into her cute tits. Looked like something from Peter North. This girl has a bit of temper so I wondered how she would react. She started laughing and got the stuff out of her eyes and rubbed into into her breasts and tummy. I lay there wasted. Total PSE.
We cleaned up, rested there for a while and then head down. I was ready to part with E170 for an hour a COF / CIm charge. I fronted with 2 x E100 notes and she went for change. She returned with E80 and refused the extra. I had given her a lipstick she likes the color of. I still have the image of her standing near the lockers with my cum in her hair and handing me 80 Euro change. Priceless.
I repeated but only for 30 min later in the week, it was athletic but not quite as spectacular. No upsell, she had told me the second time around that she was a bit tired but would try for me. Honest?
I guess the point is she seems to want to earn the extra time, although I am sure thats not universal.
[QUOTE=Marwar58; 1114984]Lecky-tiny Thai girl. She was there in 2009 but I could never meet up with her-she likes playing the video games all day and really doesn't troll much for work. So I approached her and off we went-perfect session: kissing, foreplay, full 30 minutes. BBBJ, multi-positions. Decent enough English. She's so little she can do lots of interesting angles.
So maybe the 30 min session is dead. . [/QUOTE]
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Sharks and performers list
Hi,
This is a list I made in August based on the performers here. It needs to be updated, but most of the information is still true. I have a similar list for OASE that I am working on. However, if Jackson would allow it, we could have an excel file which all of us can keep updating. It will be the great international sex guide info master list. Currently excel lists cannot be uploaded, so I have converted it into a PDF file, which explains why some remarks get cut off mid way. This means that all the key information is from pages one to five. The rest are identifying details that have been jumbled up when I converted it to a PDF file. However, the key information is intact.
This list served me well and I had three great experiences, avoiding the sharks. See December 2010 report.
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Mr Styles. What a brilliant piece of work. Everybody will be in your debt. Any chance of update being in alphabetical order, given the huge comprehensiveness?
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[QUOTE=Cordelia Shiatsu;1115846]Mr Styles. What a brilliant piece of work. Everybody will be in your debt. Any chance of update being in alphabetical order, given the huge comprehensiveness?[/QUOTE][b]Absolutely NOT! It is OK to describe a session with a girl in words, good or bad, egal. Process the info the way you want.
But presenting list of girls on ISG shows that you have no respect. If someone wants to use such a list and walk around in a club for personal use, if you want OK.
I hope this list will be deleted from ISG. No hard feeling Mr. S. But this is my point of view.
B30 [/b]
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[QUOTE=Big30; 1115858][b]Absolutely NOT! It is OK to describe a session with a girl in words, good or bad, egal. Process the info the way you want.
But presenting list of girls on ISG shows that you have no respect. If someone wants to use such a list and walk around in a club for personal use, if you want OK.
I hope this list will be deleted from ISG. No hard feeling Mr. S. But this is my point of view.
B30 [/b][/QUOTE]Got to agree with B30 here. I had a quick look through the list and found it to be. Well. Sort of off. This is just the sort of thing that I think would make us ISGers look like real jerks.
Just my opinion.
I smell a big debate coming on this one....
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[QUOTE=Mr Styles; 1115841]Hi,
This is a list I made in August based on the performers here. It needs to be updated, but most of the information is still true. I have a similar list for OASE that I am working on. However, if Jackson would allow it, we could have an excel file which all of us can keep updating. It will be the great international sex guide info master list. Currently excel lists cannot be uploaded, so I have converted it into a PDF file, which explains why some remarks get cut off mid way. This means that all the key information is from pages one to five. The rest are identifying details that have been jumbled up when I converted it to a PDF file. However, the key information is intact.
This list served me well and I had three great experiences, avoiding the sharks. See December 2010 report. [/QUOTE]I don't understand. You've been to Artemis once and you are submitting a list with votes on what. 100 girls?
I really feel this is totally useless and must agree with what Angus and B30 said.
Ciao
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[QUOTE=Mr Styles; 1115841]Hi,
This is a list I made in August based on the performers here. It needs to be updated, but most of the information is still true. I have a similar list for OASE that I am working on. However, if Jackson would allow it, we could have an excel file which all of us can keep updating. It will be the great international sex guide info master list. Currently excel lists cannot be uploaded, so I have converted it into a PDF file, which explains why some remarks get cut off mid way. This means that all the key information is from pages one to five. The rest are identifying details that have been jumbled up when I converted it to a PDF file. However, the key information is intact.
This list served me well and I had three great experiences, avoiding the sharks. See December 2010 report.[/QUOTE]Thank you so much. I don't have the luxury of doing trial and error in clubs so list like these help me out a lot. There are way too many girls in a club so I don't feel like remembering all good preformers. I prefer to just have a list of bad performers to help me avoid them and then see if there is chemistry between me and the rest of the girls.
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Norjan conquers the Artemis scene
Day one, part 2.
My room was at floor eight and had a nice view and I just stood there looking out, drinking German beer planning my Artemis visit. I realized I wouldn't be able to have energy enough at Artemis without having dinner and eating at Artemis wouldn't even cross my mind so I went out in the street and just across there were a pasta restaurant where I had a good meal and a tall glass with what I think is called Weiss Bier? When paying the girl at the desk she tried to hustle me, I gave her a 50 Euro bill (the meal was 13 Euros) and she only gave me 7 Euros back. I asked her where my other 30 Euros were and she quickly gave me the money. I thought about telling some management but felt it would take unnecessary time so I just left. It was clearly thou that she tried to take advantage of me, being a non German and not used to handle Euros.
Back in my room I had a shower, then placed money in both socks and in a money belt. In my pocket 80 Euros and coins for the S-bahn, just like at my previous visit. Also brought a bag with Artemis necessities. Left my passport in the safe, but brought a scanned copy in case of a police raid at the club.
The walk to Zoo-garden took about 10 minutes and was quite nice but once inside the station stress took over. This is really a hellish place to be in. Confusing train maps, confusing ticket machines, unreliable foreigners, pocket thieves etc. Etc. Walked by the machine until there was no line and then placed gloves on my hands. Thanks to Angus I managed to change language to English and bought two tickets which was about 1, 30 Euro each. Left the change. Don't know how but, after about 15 more minutes of wandering, I managed to get on the right train and headed for Westkreuz!
On the train, a homeless person who was clearly high by narcotics came walking down the cabin. He looked at me with scary eyes and had one hand inside of his jacket. This was very unpleasant and at first I didn't know how to handle the situation but because I had nowhere to go I just stared back at him and clenched my fists in my pockets, and guess what, it worked. He went by me and sat down beside a pretty girl, maybe 18 year old, who immediately got up and rushed away to another seat. At Westkreuz I just ran the stairs like it was the final of the 100 m Olympics and got out. Cooled down at the bridge while admiring the small house between the rails and then did the walk of shame but took a short-cut at the backside of the tyre shop and also took a leak between some containers. Didn't spot a single gipsy. It was still early.
At Artemis parking lot seeing the yellow sign must be one of the most beautiful sights in the world, at least one of the most relieving. The lot were crowded with BMW:s and Benzes in the higher price range. One can wonder if they belong to customers or providers?
The door stood open and when I entered I recognized the lady at the front desk but couldn't really place her at first, then realized it was the woman in some kind of documentary about Artemis I've seen somewhere here on the forum. In line, in front of me, there were a tiny Asian guy, looked like a kid, who got the rules explained to him. When paying, the poor guy were shaking like a leaf, it was obvious that this was his first time in an FKK. Probably hadn't done his homework either, reading this forum before heading to Artemis. Of course I was nervous too, but seeing this man somehow boosted my self confidence. When waiting for my turn I saw naked girls walking between the main bar and their change room and one getting paid by a happy monger, man what a great feeling!
When it was my turn I was asked to show my bag so I opened it up and showed her the goods and then paid her the 80 Euros. Got a robe that turned out to be an XXXL and I'm a Large guy (L). Is there other sizes available? When entering the locker room I grabbed a pair of slippers but as they were dripping wet I reached for another pair but they were also wet. Hmmm. Not a nice start but what could I do. It wasn't until later in the evening when I saw one of the old cleaning ladies 'washing' sandals in some kind of beige reservoir just beside the sandal shelves that I realized where the fluid came from. I really hope it was a lot of alcohol in that reservoir and I thanked myself for having taken security preparations.
By the lockers I asked the Asian guy if he was carrying bird flu virus but strangely, considering he probably were a representative for Samsung or something at the messe, he wasn't very good at English and just shook his head. Probably he pretended not to understand. Got my clothes off and placed them in the locker (how come the lockers are so fucking small and L-shaped, Is there different sizes / lockers available?) and then carefully took my socks off and the 1000 Euros inside of them and placed them, together with the additional 500 Euros in my money belt, in a wallet. Then, before stepping in to sandals, I sprayed my feet with liquid band-aid that added a protective layer to the skin. Felt really good. Got the robe on and went to the safe with my money. Now, finally, the fun could begin!
Before my visit I kind of made up a list in my mind of some criterions of the girls I would go too a room with and it basically goes like this.
They have to be / Have to have.
1. Caucasian.
2. Petite.
3. Blonde.
4. Really good tits (silicon or real doesn't matter as long as they look good)
5. Blue eyes.
6. Smooth tanned complexion.
7. Pink lips.
8. Nice teeth.
9. High heels.
10. No hair on forearms (very little hair is OK, if it is blonde)
Once inside Artemis thou, I seemed to black out or something, cause all I could look at, and think about for the first 10 minutues or so was tits. Tits, tits, tits. So my list of criterions simply vanished into the air and my hunt for the girls with perfect tits began. Saw a pair of incredible tits in the main bar but went down to check things out there as well. There weren't too many girls present and not too many customers either, I'the expected it too be worse, considering the IFA messe. Didn't see any girl I would pay money to fuck there so I went upstairs again.
Again, as at my previous visit, a Spanish looking girl approached me, and this time my apprehensions came true. The girl kept calling me 'sweetie' and said 'Maybe you want to start with a Spanish girl? ' I told her that 'Maybe I don't' and was able to get her away from me. What was she thinking? Started searching to find the girl with the amazing rack but couldn't find her. Hmm. Damn it, had I missed her?
Searched everywhere, walked three times around the main bar, looked in the dining room, the kino in the main bar (which I hadn't even seen before) and even behind some drawn curtains at a bed with sandals and some high-heeled shoes outside of it only to see a fat old fart getting a blowjob by a rather large girl. Not a pleasant sight.
Went out to stay by the stair and stood there for about ten minutes or so. Two blonde friends were patrolling the club offering threesomes. Both looked OK but they seemed very sharky and they both had small tits, A or maybe B-cups at the best. One of them were very thin with black stockings, the other one had thin upper body but quite wide hips. I think they went upstairs and back again with two different guys in less than ten minutes and I later saw them doing that all evening. They were literally running, back and forth between their change room, main bar, downstairs, upstairs and the place were the lockers are and the girls are getting paid. Impressive. They must have fucked 50 guys that evening.
When standing there I heard tapping sounds behind me which I hadn't noticed before and turned around. By a game machine a dark-blonde girl with great tanned skin were sitting on a leather bar stool and played some kind of touch-screen game. Was that her? I went up beside her and looked at her tits. Yes! Wow, this girl really had perfect tits. Smooth skinned, natural C or maybe D-cups. I had been standing right behind her for over ten minutes but with my back against hers and she had ignored me. I immediately asked her If she wanted to go to a zimmer and she grabbed her belongings and up we went. She weren't exactly petite but I didn't care. She had some pink lingerie around her hips and pink high heels. Awesome.
In the room I turned up the light as much as possible but the lightning was still poor. Grabbed my 200 ml antiseptic gel bottle and asked her if I could rub her tits with gel and she said Ok but seemed surprised and checked out the gel first. Her tits were amazing, perfectly shaped, perfectly sized, smooth and perfectly tanned, not too dark, not pale. I got a hard on while doing this and she grabbed my dick and gave me compliments about the size. Not that I like to brag, but I'm well over average equipped between my legs and so she noticed. In a hurry I told her I wanted a covered blowjob so she took a condom from her purse and gently placed it on my dick. Then she started sucking and after maybe five minutes I told her to stop or I She told me I could come in her mouth and I responded 'Well, we'll see about that' Started fucking her in missionary and her tits were incredible while laying on her back. Realized I wouldn't be able to hold it back so we changed in to doggy with her facing the mirror and I lasted about five more minutes, including a couple of ten second breaks. She asked again if I wanted to do a CIM but I told her I could come on her amazing tits. Pulled me out of her and she quickly placed her self on her back but not quick enough. I barely got rid of the condom in time and then I lost control of my dick and blowed most of it on the bed, the mirror and on the floor. Thankfully some ended up on her thighs and on her stomach. Not a great finish but OK. When paying her by the lockers I only had 50 Euro bills so I gave her 150 Euros instead of 110. She kissed me good bye and I fondled her breasts a last time. Also asked her about her name and where she came from and she told me her name was Jasmine and that she came from Germany but I don't know what is true. Would recommend this girl to anyone. Don't know her age but she was young, hot and beautiful. Funny thing thou, I don't even remember the colour of her eyes.
Now it was time for a shower. Felt good to clean up but I waited until there where only one more guy in the showers and I used my elbows to handle the mixer tap. Don't want other guys cum on my hands. Used my own shampoo and my own soap and kept the sandals on.
To be continued.
Norjan
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[QUOTE=Mr Styles; 1115841]Hi,
This is a list I made in August based on the performers here. It needs to be updated, but most of the information is still true. I have a similar list for OASE that I am working on. However, if Jackson would allow it, we could have an excel file which all of us can keep updating. It will be the great international sex guide info master list. Currently excel lists cannot be uploaded, so I have converted it into a PDF file, which explains why some remarks get cut off mid way. This means that all the key information is from pages one to five. The rest are identifying details that have been jumbled up when I converted it to a PDF file. However, the key information is intact.
This list served me well and I had three great experiences, avoiding the sharks. See December 2010 report. [/QUOTE]Never been to Artemis, but not a stranger to ISG. Just want to vote in favor of Mr. Styles report, and say lighten up. Sure, his info could be wrong, but so is probably the majority of reports on this board. It's up to all of us to take it or leave it. And if anyone is stupid enough to actually take a copy of the list with him into the club, then he deserves what he gets from the ladies.
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I don't see the problem with the list.
Every day chaps post reviews and makes comments about ladies, by name. There are many photos of ladies in highly compromising positions. There are descriptions of bare-back sex and photos of bare-back sex, every form of legal sexual activity is disected, discussed, sliced and diced.
We might find all of this acceptable; but we have to be realistic, the arbiters of general social acceptability would be less than impressed.
Given the at times outrageous out-pourings that regularly appear on ISG; precisely how is this list going to bring the members of ISG into disrepute?
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[QUOTE=Traveller Uk;1115933]There are many photos of ladies in highly compromising positions. There are descriptions of bare-back sex and photos of bare-back sex, every form of legal sexual activity is disected, discussed, sliced and diced.[/QUOTE]I must have missed the bareback-sex reports?
HB
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[QUOTE=Hessen Bub; 1115940]I must have missed the bareback-sex reports?
HB[/QUOTE]They are there. There are German establishments that specialise such things. They have been reviewed, discussed and links to websites posted. Don't ask me where exactly, seek and yea shall find. I spotted them, read them, grunted with bemusement and moved on.
Lets face it, we collectively set quite a low moral bar to jump over. A list of Artemis ladies with views and observations is not that shocking is it?
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OK, that's another subject, thought you were talking about bareback reports from Artemis.
Sure you can fuck bareback officially at LaLuna / Moers or Dolce Vita / Raubach.
HB
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Anyone who knows the name of this girl?
Hi,
Does anyone know what the name of this girl might be? She is Romanian, brown eyes, brown hair, somewhat curly hair, natural body and 22 years old.
I could write a report about my day there later, but I'm afraid it would be a bit depressing and uneventful.
Anyways, would really appreciate if someone could help me with this one.
Thanks
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[QUOTE=Hessen Bub; 1115946]OK, that's another subject, thought you were talking about bareback reports from Artemis.
Sure you can fuck bareback officially at LaLuna / Moers or Dolce Vita / Raubach.
HB[/QUOTE]Why mention and discuss those places here? The idiots and morons that want to visit those kind of clubs will find the clubs anyway and I see no reason to supply those people with any info.
B30
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Calm down, that info is available on the net. To each his own.
HB
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Plus: That there's no or few bareback reports about Artemis or other FKK / Saunaclubs doesn't mean it does not exist.
HB
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[QUOTE=Hessen Bub; 1115954]Plus: That there's no or few bareback reports about Artemis or other FKK / Saunaclubs doesn't mean it does not exist.
HB[/QUOTE]That is the problem HB. It is getting more and more a trend and pressure is increasing on the girls to go further and further.
The clubs you mention are indeed "officially" BB clubs. . All I hope it will not get normal in other Sauna-FKK clubs.
B30
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[QUOTE=Big30;1115955]It is getting more and more a trend and pressure is increasing on the girls to go further and further.[/QUOTE]It has been around since Atlantis days, for years.
HB
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[QUOTE=Hessen Bub; 1115956]It has been around since Atlantis days, for years.
HB[/QUOTE]Yes, The problem is it is getting more and more a trend and people do not care about it anymore. The fact that is has been around for many years says nothing about the moral perception about it. Crime has also been around as long as mankind was there ... .
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[QUOTE=Big30;1115960]Yes, The problem is it is getting more and more a trend and people do not care about it anymore. The fact that is has been around for many years says nothing about the moral perception about it. Crime has also been around as long as mankind was there ... .[/QUOTE]Hi Big30.
I am glad I am not the only one who feels strongly about this subject. However, I fear we may be in a minority. If you read the posts in the PT section you will see that AO lovers are probably dominant on that thread. We now have an AO club listed on this thread.
I don't know that its really getting a lot worse in the mainstream FKKs. It has been a common "manic" upsell in the big three Hessen clubs for as long as I can remember. I would even argue that the situation at World was worse a few years ago, and that the current girls are better behaved than they were. But that could just be chance, and my own more careful preselection.
For some reason, I have been offered AO far less at the major clubs in NRW, and never at GT. Again I don't know if this is significant, or just the luck of the draw.
The (to me) unpalatable reality is that there is a real demand out there, and there will always be girls who are desperate enough to meet that demand, and even to solicit it. Its a fact, and we are stuck with it, whatever our personal views on the subject might be.
PL
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[QUOTE=Plover 23; 1115973]Hi Big30.
I am glad I am not the only one who feels strongly about this subject. However, I fear we may be in a minority. If you read the posts in the PT section you will see that AO lovers are probably dominant on that thread. We now have an AO club listed on this thread.
I don't know that its really getting a lot worse in the mainstream FKKs. It has been a common "manic" upsell in the big three Hessen clubs for as long as I can remember. I would even argue that the situation at World was worse a few years ago, and that the current girls are better behaved than they were. But that could just be chance, and my own more careful preselection.
For some reason, I have been offered AO far less at the major clubs in NRW, and never at GT. Again I don't know if this is significant, or just the luck of the draw.
The (to me) unpalatable reality is that there is a real demand out there, and there will always be girls who are desperate enough to meet that demand, and even to solicit it. Its a fact, and we are stuck with it, whatever our personal views on the subject might be.
PL[/QUOTE]Must be me. I have been going to the clubs for a long time and have never been offered AO. It could be the type of girls I choose to go with.
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[QUOTE=Akibono;1116042]have never been offered AO. It could be the type of girls I choose to go with.[/QUOTE]Believe me, it's not. I can tell you that you have been with quite a few girls that do offer AO. Not for money. I've NEVER had the situation in a FKK club that a girl actively did offer AO as an extra or upsell.
And. Just use a condom, it's your choice.
HB
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Stifler
[QUOTE=Stifler; 1115947]Hi,
Does anyone know what the name of this girl might be? She is Romanian, brown eyes, brown hair, somewhat curly hair, natural body and 22 years old.
I could write a report about my day there later, but I'm afraid it would be a bit depressing and uneventful.
Anyways, would really appreciate if someone could help me with this one.
Thanks[/QUOTE]Stifler,
Maybe someone else can help you find your girl. The description you give should help. I guess you never remembered her name and never used her name in conversation.
As for your report I think there will be many here who would appreciate your views on the club. It may not be as depressing or uneventful as you may think since there is something to write about.
Also, think on the fact that others can learn from you sharing your story. There is a positive in that which can balance the somewhat negatives that you feel.
I hope that you do write your story Stifler.
Thank you,
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Excluding Adult Oriented.
What does "AO" stand for?
It's not in the abbreviation section of this site.
It's too short to be searched for.
Googled but found nothing useful.
Yes, did try!
Ciao
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Go ahead Stifler,
The purpose of this forum is to exchange views, both positive and negative.
BRGD.
[QUOTE=Stifler; 1115947]Hi,
Does anyone know what the name of this girl might be? She is Romanian, brown eyes, brown hair, somewhat curly hair, natural body and 22 years old.
I could write a report about my day there later, but I'm afraid it would be a bit depressing and uneventful.
Anyways, would really appreciate if someone could help me with this one.
Thanks[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=Kimino; 1116113]What does "AO" stand for?
It's not in the abbreviation section of this site.
It's too short to be searched for.
Googled but found nothing useful.
Yes, did try!
Ciao[/QUOTE]Alles Ohne or barback sex. Not for the feint of heart. I was one time perhaps offered it at Artemis. I say perhaps because the girl said something which could have been interpreted as an offer, I was not sure due to my bad German. I just let it slide and covered up. Other than that the girls are scrupulous about condoms at Artemis IME. Of course though one never knows what goes on. I doubt many girls would do it for money though. I always wonder, if she did, what recourse she would have if the punter then refuses to pay. She could not take it to management after all. So I guess if it is offered it is offered only to very well known guests.
Artemis aside, in Berlin there is plenty of bareback sex on offer if one knows where to look and the clues that are used.
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[QUOTE=Angus Magee; 1116127]Alles Ohne or barback sex. Not for the feint of heart. I was one time perhaps offered it at Artemis. I say perhaps because the girl said something which could have been interpreted as an offer, I was not sure due to my bad German. I just let it slide and covered up. Other than that the girls are scrupulous about condoms at Artemis IME. Of course though one never knows what goes on. I doubt many girls would do it for money though. I always wonder, if she did, what recourse she would have if the punter then refuses to pay. She could not take it to management after all. So I guess if it is offered it is offered only to very well known guests.
Artemis aside, in Berlin there is plenty of bareback sex on offer if one knows where to look and the clues that are used. [/QUOTE]thanks!
Couple of girls told me that "some other girls" where doing that with regulars at Artemis.
Didn't pay much attention to that.
I won't be surprise if a lot of men are asking for that though.
Beats me.
Ciao
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[QUOTE=Hessen Bub; 1116106]Believe me, it's not. I can tell you that you have been with quite a few girls that do offer AO. Not for money. I've NEVER had the situation in a FKK club that a girl actively did offer AO as an extra or upsell.
And. Just use a condom, it's your choice.
HB[/QUOTE]Hi HB,
Your response shocked me, so I have tried to think through whether I have been mistaken.
Since I have never taken up an AO offer, or even done AO in P4P, I must accept I cannot directly vouch what would happen if I accepted such an apparent offer. Also, on this side of the argument, I disagreed with Big30 whether this is a fast growing problem rather than something that has always been in the background. I said that because I have not in the last year, maybe two years, had any offer (in a topflight FKK) that I would construe as an invitation to AO. I have been exposed to such offers at some smaller venues to which I shall not return.
However, even upon reflection, I cannot find any different interpretation.
Firstly, the offer is always slightly ambiguous. Have you ever been offered as part of an upsell that "you can come anywhere you like", or "do you want to come in my ass", or "pussy"? The latter option gives it away since, if covered, this would obviously be included in a normal session.
An obvious example that you may know is of Gabriella "from Greece" at World a while ago. Her blatant upselling could not be construed in any other way. For me, it turned the session into a very unpleasant experience. A short while after my session with her there was a report on here by an American who had a session with a girl that matched both her physical description and MO. Unlike me, he thought it was Christmas: described graphically how he splurged in her ass; and thought he had a bargain for the €500 or whatever he paid her. There is a more recent report here of a girl being ejected from World having conducted a public bareback session in the kino. If she thought she could get away with bareback in public, can you imagine that she would be more restrained in private?
It is hard to draw general conclusions, because the codewords and cues are not usually explicit, and since it is not discussed, it is just chance (and judgment) whether one ends up in a session with a girl of this ilk.
I have tried to give a balanced response. This is a touchy subject between those (the probable majority on this thread) who dislike AO, and those (a sizeable number of the neighbouring thread) who are actively seeking this service.
So, I shall shut up now.
Have Fun,
PL
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Mongers I Admire series on Angus' Blog
January's MIA (Monger I Admire) is finally posted. Have a look.
[url]http://www.angusmagee.com/?p=705[/url]
AM
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For Gods sake, don't walk around with a list!
"I don't understand. You've been to Artemis once and you are submitting a list with votes on what. 100 girls?
I really feel this is totally useless and must agree with what Angus and B30 said.
Ciao "
and comments like Angus or B30
For cryin out loud!
This LIST is NOT for someone to WALK AROUND WITH! You have to take the effort to learn it (a bit of effort, but worth it) and then be remarkably polite to those whom you know are sharks. You can just learn the list of sharks, or as I did, both the sharks and the star performers. This tactic has worked for me. I dont know about the rest of you, but personally, I would rather buy a bottle of fine whiskey tthan give 60 euros to a girl for half an hour of lifeless sex. If a shark approaches you, you just politely decline. It is just a guideline not a fail safe list. NEVER, and I cant stress this enough, treat any girl badly!
It just summarises the information on this board. Of course I HAVE NOT slept with all the girls..............I just went through all the reports posted here diligently, and made an excel sheet based on all the information. The comments are cut and pasted from this board, including the comments of Angus!
SORRY PLEASE IGNORE THE REVISED ALPHABETICAL LIST. ALL THE INFORMATION IS JUMBLED UP. PLEASE USE THE ORIGINAL LIST. Please remember it is a guideline, but if someone like Lynn, or Naomi, or Isabella has sharked multiple times based on reports here, it is not likely that you are going to be the first that she is really nice with.
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[QUOTE=Mr Styles; 1116263]"I don't understand. You've been to Artemis once and you are submitting a list with votes on what. 100 girls?
I really feel this is totally useless and must agree with what Angus and B30 said.
Ciao "
And comments like Angus or B30.
For cryin out loud!
This LIST is NOT for someone to WALK AROUND WITH! You have to take the effort to learn it (a bit of effort, but worth it) and then be remarkably polite to those whom you know are sharks. You can just learn the list of sharks, or as I did, both the sharks and the star performers. This tactic has worked for me. I don't know about the rest of you, but personally, I would rather buy a bottle of fine whiskey that give it to a girl for half an hour of lifeless sex. If a shark approaches you, you just politely decline. It is just a guideline not a fail safe list. NEVER, and I can't stress this enough, treat any girl badly!
It just summarises the information on this board. Of course I HAVE NOT slept with all the girls. I just went through all the reports posted here diligently, and made an excel sheet based on all the information. The comments are cut and pasted from this board, including the comments of Angus!
Finally, in the revised list, I have tabulated the data in alphabetical order. Please remember it is a guideline, but if someone like Lynn, or Naomi, or Isabella has sharked multiple times based on reports here, it is not likely that you are going to be the first that she is really nice with. [/QUOTE]Read a few of the comments and info on the girls and IMO the list is crap!
Copy and pasting with no criteria or not balancing the context is useless, IMO.
Ciao
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[QUOTE=Mr Styles; 1116263]For cryin out loud!
This LIST is NOT for someone to WALK AROUND WITH! You have to take the effort to learn it (a bit of effort, but worth it) and then be remarkably polite to those whom you know are sharks. You can just learn the list of sharks, or as I did, both the sharks and the star performers. This tactic has worked for me. I don't know about the rest of you, but personally, I would rather buy a bottle of fine whiskey tthan give 60 euros to a girl for half an hour of lifeless sex. If a shark approaches you, you just politely decline. It is just a guideline not a fail safe list. NEVER, and I can't stress this enough, treat any girl badly!
It just summarises the information on this board. Of course I HAVE NOT slept with all the girls. I just went through all the reports posted here diligently, and made an excel sheet based on all the information. The comments are cut and pasted from this board, including the comments of Angus!
Finally, in the revised list, I have tabulated the data in alphabetical order. Please remember it is a guideline, but if someone like Lynn, or Naomi, or Isabella has sharked multiple times based on reports here, it is not likely that you are going to be the first that she is really nice with. [/QUOTE]Sorry if my judgement seemed harsh Mr Styles. I guess what I worry about is things taken out of context. By this I mean that in a written report one gets a sense of the writer and this helps me to put some context with judgements made about the girls. In a spread sheet all of that context is gone and the girls become names on a list. For me this in itself has a flavour of treating the girls as statistics rather than as human beings and leaves a bad taste in my mouth.
This is the nature of my objection.
AM
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[QUOTE=Angus Magee; 1116275]Sorry if my judgement seemed harsh Mr Styles. I guess what I worry about is things taken out of context. By this I mean that in a written report one gets a sense of the writer and this helps me to put some context with judgements made about the girls. In a spread sheet all of that context is gone and the girls become names on a list. For me this in itself has a flavour of treating the girls as statistics rather than as human beings and leaves a bad taste in my mouth.
This is the nature of my objection.
AM[/QUOTE]I have no intention at all of treating the girls like statistics. However, I feel many who venture into an FKK for the first time are sharked, and this creates a bad impression, not to mention a considerable financial loss. An ideal way to use the information would be to decide on a few girls, and then look them up on the board, so that one can make a balanced judgement. With the search function that should be easy. Once in the club, treat the girls as a gentleman would, and treat the girl you choose as your girlfriend. This should dramatically increase the odds of having a good time.
Currently, given the treasure trove of information that this board is, it takes weeks to go through all the reports as I did. This list (Reminder USE THE ORIGINAL LIST, NOT THE ALPHABETICAL ONE) should make that easy.
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[QUOTE=Mr Styles; 1116277]I have no intention at all of treating the girls like statistics. However, I feel many who venture into an FKK for the first time are sharked, and this creates a bad impression, not to mention a considerable financial loss. An ideal way to use the information would be to decide on a few girls, and then look them up on the board, so that one can make a balanced judgement. With the search function that should be easy. Once in the club, treat the girls as a gentleman would, and treat the girl you choose as your girlfriend. This should dramatically increase the odds of having a good time.
Currently, given the treasure trove of information that this board is, it takes weeks to go through all the reports as I did. This list (Reminder USE THE ORIGINAL LIST, NOT THE ALPHABETICAL ONE) should make that easy. [/QUOTE]We are probably going to have to agree to disagree on this one Mr. S. And as a Canuck myself isn't that how we do things in that country? All I can say is when I put myself in the position of the girls, I would not enjoy being "listed".
I might add-my second session at Artemis ever was a classic sharking. Well, maybe barracuda would be a better sea creature to compare her to. While losing the hundred or so euros was a b i t c h I sure learned my lesson in that session. I am not saying guys should be sharked, but it is a fact of FKK life that not every girl is service oriented. An experience such as this is part of the FKK education I would not have done without as I look back at it. Since that experienced I have had a few lack luster sessions. But never again was I blatantly taken for a rube.
Anyway-kudos for the effort you no doubt put into the spread sheet. Maybe some guys will like it. I myself though feel the need to voice my objection to such lists and voice my opinion that they ultimately take away from making the monger a stronger predator.
AM
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[QUOTE=Mr Styles;1116277]Once in the club, treat the girls as a gentleman would, and treat the girl you choose as your girlfriend.[/QUOTE]This I like!
Anyway Mr Styles, I understand what you are saying about the correct use of the list, although I find stuff like this kills any kind of "poetry" can remain in an FKK visit.
But this is personal.
What I'm saying is that, knowing quite a few of the girls on the list and knowing the opinions of some people I trust about other girls on the list (that I didn't personally session with) I find the data to be curious at the least.
Issue closed on my side.
Ciao
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[font=tahoma]I don't understand all the consternation regarding this guy's ([b]Mr Styles[/b]) hooker list.
If wannabe mongers want to run around [b]Artemis[/b] with lists of hooker names indicating which are the good, the bad, and the ugly in prostitute paradise, well good for them.
Oh you can forget about memorising these lists, few of us mongers have the time or the patience. I have heard tales of guys running around Hessen FKKs with similar lists compiled by sex forum list makers. The potential problem that such a list makers has is that he may become associated with the list himself. If a fellow monger (or mischief maker) points him out to one of the lovely ladies who did not make the good list, the List Maker could become very unpopular, very very quickly! But hey buddy, thanks for the lists, I'll bring them with me when next I vist [b]Artemis[/b] ;)[/font]
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[QUOTE=Angus Magee; 1116282]We are probably going to have to agree to disagree on this one Mr. S. And as a Canuck myself isn't that how we do things in that country? All I can say is when I put myself in the position of the girls, I would not enjoy being "listed".
I might add-my second session at Artemis ever was a classic sharking. Well, maybe barracuda would be a better sea creature to compare her to. While losing the hundred or so euros was a be I t see h I sure learned my lesson in that session. I am not saying guys should be sharked, but it is a fact of FKK life that not every girl is service oriented. An experience such as this is part of the FKK education I would not have done without as I look back at it. Since that experienced I have had a few lack luster sessions. But never again was I blatantly taken for a rube.
Anyway-kudos for the effort you no doubt put into the spread sheet. Maybe some guys will like it. I myself though feel the need to voice my objection to such lists and voice my opinion that they ultimately take away from making the monger a stronger predator.
AM[/QUOTE]I don't understand. What exactly makes a thread like this alright but a list which is basically just this thread but all the BS posts thrown out so bad?
You mention putting yourself in the girls' shoes and not liking being on a list, but if that were true wouldn't you feel the same way about having a bad report about yourself on a thread?
Another thing I don't understand is why should someone need to take any lumps? I went to a FKK got sharked my first day, and even after taking my lumps and thinking I learned something I still got sharked at least once a day. Lets face it these girls are hustlers and they will charm you outside the room, but inside the room this is where you finally see them for the type of provider they really are. Sure if you go to a club often enough and know just about everybody you'll quickly learn who the sharks are, but for those who visit so few times lists like these are a wallet saver.
Personally I feel like providing is their job. In my job I get reviewed and have a performance grade level. I'm able to live with it so they should be able to as well. If not then they are pretty much going to hate alot of jobs out there.
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I can't open the list.
Is that only possible with a payment membership?
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[QUOTE=Suppenhuhn; 1116617]I can't open the list.
Is that only possible with a payment membership? [/QUOTE]No, anyone can open the list. You need to register, and be a member of the site however.
And remember don't take the alphabetical list.
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[QUOTE=Mr Styles;1116714]No, anyone can open the list. You need to register, and be a member of the site however.[/QUOTE]I do not think this is correct. If you register right now you can't open attachment without paying the subsciption fee. Or am I wrong?
HB
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Thursday 20th January
Ok, since I haven't before been to any place like this nor have I before paid for sex its quite hard to make any kind of comparisons. English isn't my first language so the text will probably be flawed.
Anyways, I arrived at Artemis by S-Bahn at about 15:30. Somewhat nervous as I arrived at the reception desk but that went away quite fast after showering and change into robe.
Artemis wasn't the reason for me coming to Berlin but rather just a day where I wanted to come away from reality since a recent heartbreak (in lack of better word). I wasn't sure that I would do anything but smoke a ton of cigarettes and hang.
The quite recent love mishap has made me a bit hesitant of beginning to date again and pretty much makes you make certain strange and self destructive things, in my case I deeply inside me knew I would leave there with a bitter taste. But my curiosity and complete block about how I might feel about myself later made me go anyway.
There wasn't that many men when I arrived, but a few ladies. Most of the good looking. Wandering around like it was totally normal for them (it probably is) , which made a whole atmosphere of normality. I first went in to the bar to get a beer where I immediately was approached by a black woman (only one I later saw managing to get some guy buying her champagne) whom I politely told perhaps later (which would be my mantra this night). She looked a bit angry but eventually walked off.
Soon after I was approached by a Romanian girl (the one I asked for what her name was) and she started talking and I was a bit surprised by her seeming like an intelligent / attractive normal girl, I thought most conversations would be like "want a blow job and fuck" which pretty much removes any kind of emotional bonding between two people. However, I hadn't really settled in nor really come to terms of me being there, so I told her perhaps later when settled in.
What followed was quite a few hours of me smoking 2. 5 pack of cigarettes plus a few beers and endless amount of water (because of smoking) sitting by the bar mostly, and the only room I went to was the bathroom to get rid of all this water (and I also noticed that it was only like one out of ten who washed their hans after being on the toilet, what up with that?). During this time there was a lot of girls that went up and started talking (mostly romanians who were really nice and attractive) but I tried to cut it short since I wasn't really getting on in this environment, it was too much of a meat market for me plus I reacted badly at how some people there were (some of the other seemed like quite good guys, so I'm not making any judgement on them). It was an really unpleasant feeling though to see them walk off with one you knew was an asshole. I just hope they had the decency / intelligence (which I don't really think since they were idiots) to at least treat the girls good. This is one thing I'm now after my visit still really bothered with.
Anyways, a lot later from me coming there the place was quite packed and I was really thinking of calling it a quit but I thought that if I saw that second girl I would perhaps give it a try (also knowing that I would feel bad about it later). Well I did't had to wait that long since she approached me from the back not long afterwards. I said sure, just had to smoke up my cigarette first. Off we went, but the rooms were full so we talked a bit more, again, a really nice girl. At this time I started becoming anxious and nervous (my normal self is quite calm and not as neurotic as this text might imply, I was a emotional wreck at this time) but not in a way that could be seen that much outwardly, I believe.
Here she told me that she was 22 and some other things, I don't want to go into specifics, and it hit me that since I'm just about her age (mid twenties) and coming from a quite a good and safe upbringing there was something there (hard to explain) that made me feel not so good. She would be the kind of girl that I would date both personality wise and looks.
I look ok myself. But I think that as a young guy (not having done anything like this before) you're in a dating mode where you just ask girls out that you find attractive / interesting. This is not a place for that and I guess you have to learn how to shut some mental reactions off. Anyways, a big room got available and I felt nervous and had the guilt trip of my life, but couldn't just go away since that would probably make her think about what went wrong. She didn't upsell (or what its called) and nothing bad at all except for my performance, which I tried to make quick so she didn't loose any more time. I pretty much rushed out afterwards. In "real life" of course I would have enjoyed it more.
I paid her and went to take a shower. Going back into the bar she stood by the opening and didn't look at me / looking down as I walked by (not 100% that if it was meant or that she just didn't notice, hard not to since well she stood there trying to get new customers) and this was pretty much the last and biggest drop that made me feel shittier than I think ever before. And still one week after do feel.
Stayed a couple of hours more and then left at 03:20 something.
[QUOTE=Stifler; 1115947]Hi,
Does anyone know what the name of this girl might be? She is Romanian, brown eyes, brown hair, somewhat curly hair, natural slim body and 22 years old.
I could write a report about my day there later, but I'm afraid it would be a bit depressing and uneventful.
Anyways, would really appreciate if someone could help me with this one.
Thanks[/QUOTE]don't think I will go back but if anyone knows her name it wouldn't hurt to have it.
I'm not in any way making judgement on you guys who treat these ladies well, but to those of you who don't I honestly think you're the lowest of the lowest in this world.
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Forget that I asked.
Forget that I asked for her name, don't post it if you know.
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[QUOTE=Hessen Bub; 1116825]I do not think this is correct. If you register right now you can't open attachment without paying the subsciption fee. Or am I wrong?
HB[/QUOTE]I have the same feeling.
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[QUOTE=Bluat; 1116353]I don't understand. What exactly makes a thread like this alright but a list which is basically just this thread but all the BS posts thrown out so bad?
Sure if you go to a club often enough and know just about everybody you'll quickly learn who the sharks are, but for those who visit so few times lists like these are a wallet saver. [/QUOTE]I'm getting confused about this furore about that guy's list.
I pretty much agree with the suggestions above.
However most of the opposing views come from people on this forum that I respect and normally find myself in agreement with about most issues of P4P ethics.
What am I missing here?
Charlie
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[QUOTE=Angus Magee; 1116253]January's MIA (Monger I Admire) is finally posted. Have a look.
[url]http://www.angusmagee.com/?p=705[/url]
AM[/QUOTE]Not sure if I should say thank you but I do so anyway.
Norjan, with new flight tickets to Berlin in his mailbox
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Lapdance
Charlie, I can't forget the lap dance incident.
Was / Is there music in the rooms? I have'nt thought about that cause my focus have been elsewhere once in a room.
What does she look like, your performer?
Norjan, with new flift tickets to Berlin in my mailbox
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[QUOTE=Charlie 123; 1117043]I'm getting confused about this furore about that guy's list.
I pretty much agree with the suggestions above.
However most of the opposing views come from people on this forum that I respect and normally find myself in agreement with about most issues of P4P ethics.
What am I missing here?
Charlie[/QUOTE]
I think the senior members do not like the way that person is treating women. Lists suggests that women are commodities to be bought and sold. In some ways this dehumanizes them and in other ways it is highly disrespectful. One of the first things you learn about lists is that it is very difficult to associate a name with a girl. Most look pretty similar if you just go by color of hair and tit size. So, that means you have to go around asking lots of girls their name and where they are from. Then you reject them until you "find" your target. Nothing makes you look like a Neaderthal than that. Have a little sophistication or meet up with a senior member who can subtlely point you out some good girls. Then learn to have a bit of charm and game. As the saying goes, you can give a man a fish or teach him how to fish.
The other thing about lists is that the best girls are often never mentioned here. Who likes his favorite to be monopolized by a bunch of newbies? On the other hand, girls with bad reputations are also not reported because some guys don't feel a need to retaliate. So, lists do not help in all circumstances. Finally, there is no sure thing. You just have to invest a few Euros. You will find some gems, but also a few duds. That is the nature of the game. If you can't afford a few misses, then you really should not be in this game.
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Hi, thank you for all the good information on this forum.
I have quite a few questions about Artemis:
I see some of you guys are mentioning taking with you "your stuff"/"bringing your bag" to Artemis.
The girls got all the sex stuff of course (condoms, lube.).
So I'm wondering, what should one bring to Artemis / an FKK club?
I'm thinking of perfume, mints for your breath maybe etc. Would be nice to freshen up in between session you know.
Q: Any suggestions / tips about stuff to bring?
Q: When is lingerie nights? (it doesn't say on their page, but am I correct about every Wednesday?).
Q: Payment. Have I understood it correct if one agrees upon a price before or during a session with a girl and when done both walk together to your "money-locker" (which is a different one than where you have your clothes) and payment is done here?
Q: Are there any place where one can withdraw and maybe even taking a nap?
Q: To those who have been there a couple of times, besides being clean and fresh, are there any special hygiene precosions one should take? Because Norjan is making me nervous.
Q: The fitness room. I like to keep in shape and if I'm going to be there for a whole day I'm thinking of spending some time here. Are there any girls using this room? Can one ask a girl of choice to join for a little workout and end up in a session here? That would fulfill a fantasy or two.
Q: What's the price for a VIP suite? How does one arrange a session with 2-3 girls in here?
Thank you!
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[QUOTE=Turn Around;1117335]Q: Any suggestions / tips about stuff to bring?[/QUOTE]There isn't really anything crucial. Deodorant+Parfum sounds like a nice idea that I should give a try to. But, if you just be sensible and take a thorough shower after every session of sex / sauna / exercise, you should be fine. You could of course use mint, if you're smoking. And chocolate can be quite useful both to get sugar into your system (as they don't offer sweets in the dining room) and to offer a girl to score some extra points.
[QUOTE]Q: When is lingerie nights? (it doesn't say on their page, but am I correct about every Wednesday?).[/QUOTE]Every Wednesday.
[QUOTE]Q: Payment. Have I understood it correct if one agrees upon a price before or during a session with a girl and when done both walk together to your "money-locker" (which is a different one than where you have your clothes) and payment is done here?[/QUOTE]The prices are standard and you don't really need negotiate about them, though you could ask the girl beforehand just make sure how things work.
I personally keep all my stuff including my wallet in the less secure clothing lockers, so that I count my money (and maybe add a tip if I feel like it) without the girl waiting / watching behind me. Also, I tend to forget things and I'm sure I would forget to get my wallet and phone from the second locker while leaving.
[QUOTE]Q: Are there any place where one can withdraw and maybe even taking a nap?[/QUOTE]There isn't a truly private place to take a nap, but the downstairs floor has many places suitable for a power nap.
[QUOTE]Q: To those who have been there a couple of times, besides being clean and fresh, are there any special hygiene precosions one should take? Because Norjan is making me nervous.[/QUOTE]Norjan certainly seems to take things a little to the extreme, though there isn't anything wrong with being extra careful.
I would just suggest, as I said before, taking a thorough shower between every sort of activity. Some men seem to be not very comfortable with being naked around other men and therefore may tend to avoid full showering as much as they can. If you are like that, try to get over it. How do I know this? I used to be like that a few years ago. Having started to be completely comfortable with it, I can say it makes a very big difference in both enjoying the club (feeling completely refreshed and clean certainly boosts your enthusiasm) and getting a better experience with the girls.
[QUOTE]Q: The fitness room. I like to keep in shape and if I'm going to be there for a whole day I'm thinking of spending some time here. Are there any girls using this room? Can one ask a girl of choice to join for a little workout and end up in a session here? That would fulfill a fantasy or two.[/QUOTE]I heard many girls mentioning they do exercise in the fitness room, but don't count on seeing any girl doing much of an exercise during opening hours, especially later in the day. I have never asked a girl to do exercise with me, but my guess is that she wouldn't want to get tired and lose her make-up and hair styling during work. Though, just having sex in the fitness room may be possible. Most girls don't have any problem with doing it in public and the only possible problem I can think of may arise if sex is prohibited in the fitness room, like it is in the downstairs lounge area.
[QUOTE]Q: What's the price for a VIP suite? How does one arrange a session with 2-3 girls in here?[/QUOTE]No idea on that.
Also, make sure to have a look at the Artemis Guide by Angus at.
[url]http://www.angusmagee.com/?p=690[/url]
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[QUOTE=Norjan; 1117046]Charlie, I can't forget the lap dance incident.
Was / Is there music in the rooms? I have'nt thought about that cause my focus have been elsewhere once in a room.
What does she look like, your performer?
Norjan, with new flift tickets to Berlin in my mailbox[/QUOTE]Hi,
It really was just one of those spur-of-the moment things, and as such it was sexy and fun. The girl's name is Gabizca from Hungary, early 20's, quite short, cute roundish face with a tiny stud just above her upper lip, large and slightly pendulous breasts, speaks good English. It should be easy enough to track her down. She was there this week.
Yes, there is piped music in the rooms. Not as loud as in the bar area, but sufficient to act as an adequate backing track for any gyrations that you might elicit from your companion.
Alternatively, I am there most weeks during the midweek period; if you would like me to point her out to you then just pm me with your attendance details and we'll arrange to meet.
Best,
Charlie
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[QUOTE=Akibono; 1117104]I think the senior members do not like the way that person is treating women. Lists suggests that women are commodities to be bought and sold. In some ways this dehumanizes them and in other ways it is highly disrespectful. One of the first things you learn about lists is that it is very difficult to associate a name with a girl. Most look pretty similar if you just go by color of hair and tit size. So, that means you have to go around asking lots of girls their name and where they are from. Then you reject them until you "find" your target. Nothing makes you look like a Neaderthal than that. Have a little sophistication or meet up with a senior member who can subtlely point you out some good girls. Then learn to have a bit of charm and game. As the saying goes, you can give a man a fish or teach him how to fish.
The other thing about lists is that the best girls are often never mentioned here. Who likes his favorite to be monopolized by a bunch of newbies? On the other hand, girls with bad reputations are also not reported because some guys don't feel a need to retaliate. So, lists do not help in all circumstances. Finally, there is no sure thing. You just have to invest a few Euros. You will find some gems, but also a few duds. That is the nature of the game. If you can't afford a few misses, then you really should not be in this game.[/QUOTE]thanks for the response. I understand your point about waving lists ostentatiously around the bar area. That would be somewhat gauche. But surely a discreetly monitored crib-sheet highlighting the recommendations of a few proven judges from this forum wouldn't do any harm? I have employed similar tactics in the past without feeling that I was dehumanising the ladies.
C
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[QUOTE=Norjan;1115924]Now it was time for a shower. Felt good to clean up but I waited until there where only one more guy in the showers and I used my elbows to handle the mixer tap. Don't want other guys cum on my hands. Norjan[/QUOTE]This was a terrific report, Norjan, thanks.
This penultimate paragraph of your report made me laugh. I thought I was a hygiene freak! You are on another level, man!
I'm also not in a hurry to be in contact with other men's fluids however conveyed, but worrying about coming into contact with a faint residue of cum from the shower thermostat after spending 90 minutes licking a prostitute's well-fucked pussy or DFK'ing her 30 minutes after she just took a huge load in her mouth? I suggest to you that the temperature control in the showers is not the gravest danger spot in the house when it comes to the threat of encountering male semen.
Anyway, it just seemed comic to me because I could identify with both the mania about semen-contact and the illogic of practising it minutes after willingly ingesting spoonfuls of the stuff straight off some brass's body.
Best,
C
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[QUOTE=Charlie 123; 1117365]thanks for the response. I understand your point about waving lists ostentatiously around the bar area. That would be somewhat gauche. But surely a discreetly monitored crib-sheet highlighting the recommendations of a few proven judges from this forum wouldn't do any harm? I have employed similar tactics in the past without feeling that I was dehumanising the ladies.
C[/QUOTE]Ciao Charlie.
My point was not about dehumanising, although this kind of scientific approach does take some "poetry" away from the game, but was more on the quality and the criteria of putting together the list.
Not all reports are the same, not all reporters are the same. If you copy / paste having never met any of the girls involved, having visited the place once, and knowing probably very little of the writers you can't avoid big mistakes.
And the lists becomes of little use. You risk loosing some gems just because they are colored in red and vice versa.
I prefer taking my risks, as you know.
But again, it's personal and it's lovely. Ahah.
I'll think about it on Tuesday / wed, by the pool.
Yessssssssss!
All the best!
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[QUOTE=Charlie 123; 1117369]This was a terrific report, Norjan, thanks.
This penultimate paragraph of your report made me laugh. I thought I was a hygiene freak! You are on another level, man!
I'm also not in a hurry to be in contact with other men's fluids however conveyed, but worrying about coming into contact with a faint residue of cum from the shower thermostat after spending 90 minutes licking a prostitute's well-fucked pussy or DFK'ing her 30 minutes after she just took a huge load in her mouth? I suggest to you that the temperature control in the showers is not the gravest danger spot in the house when it comes to the threat of encountering male semen.
Anyway, it just seemed comic to me because I could identify with both the mania about semen-contact and the illogic of practising it minutes after willingly ingesting spoonfuls of the stuff straight off some brass's body.
Best,
C[/QUOTE]It is quite ironic that the person who is afraid of germs ends of spraying his spunk all over the room. Then on top of that he insults both the german theke and the asia guest. Meanwhile he is the one pissing in the bushes. Priceless!
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[QUOTE=Charlie 123; 1117365]thanks for the response. I understand your point about waving lists ostentatiously around the bar area. That would be somewhat gauche. But surely a discreetly monitored crib-sheet highlighting the recommendations of a few proven judges from this forum wouldn't do any harm? I have employed similar tactics in the past without feeling that I was dehumanising the ladies.
C[/QUOTE]No harm in memorizing a few names, but how will you find them-especially since the best seldom spend alot of time walking the floors. I follow a general rule: never go to a club expecting to find a particular woman.
The big problem with lists is they reflect someone elses taste. Some people like aggressive girls, others only care about looks, and still others want a passionate experience. So, what one person rates as good, another finds abhorant. Plus, girls are different on different days. There just isn't as fine a line as you think. One of the best clues is to watch the girls that go with the older germans. Those guys are there all the time, they don't put up with non-sense, and know all the girls. No list needed.
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[QUOTE=Kimino; 1117376]Ciao Charlie.
My point was not about dehumanising, although this kind of scientific approach does take some "poetry" away from the game, but was more on the quality and the criteria of putting together the list. [/QUOTE]I vote we put this topic to bed. But Kimino sums it up best. Nothing terribly wrong with the spread sheet save that it lacks poetry. I guess some of us have a more, admittedly misguided perhaps, sense of the poetry of FKK style mongering. But if having a spread sheet in your locker helps you, go for it.
[QUOTE=Kimino;1117376]I'll think about it on Tuesday / wed, by the pool.[/QUOTE]Wish I could be there with you. Maybe we could set up a white board by the stairs and do a live streamed internet play by play using your smart phone.
AM
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[QUOTE=Stifler; 1116978]What followed was quite a few hours of me smoking 2. 5 pack of cigarettes plus a few beers and endless amount of water (because of smoking) sitting by the bar mostly, and the only room I went to was the bathroom to get rid of all this water (and I also noticed that it was only like one out of ten who washed their hans after being on the toilet, what up with that?). [/QUOTE, ]
I've seen this too. And worse.
Norjan
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[QUOTE=Turn Around; 1117335]Q: To those who have been there a couple of times, besides being clean and fresh, are there any special hygiene precosions one should take? Because Norjan is making me nervous.
Thank you! [/QUOTE]I bring two bottles of antiseptic gel and liquid band-aid among other things.
The place is, of course, swarming with bacteriums because hundereds (thousands?) of sex acts are taking place there daily and the girl you go with maybe have been with 20 other guys that very same day. I've read reports from people that go there even when carrying flu virus etc. And, also people with STD:s are going there.
Have this in mind when planning your visit.
Norjan
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[QUOTE=Charlie 123; 1117364]Hi,
It really was just one of those spur-of-the moment things, and as such it was sexy and fun. The girl's name is Gabizca from Hungary, early 20's, quite short, cute roundish face with a tiny stud just above her upper lip, large and slightly pendulous breasts, speaks good English. It should be easy enough to track her down. She was there this week.
Yes, there is piped music in the rooms. Not as loud as in the bar area, but sufficient to act as an adequate backing track for any gyrations that you might elicit from your companion.
Alternatively, I am there most weeks during the midweek period; if you would like me to point her out to you then just pm me with your attendance details and we'll arrange to meet.
Best,
Charlie[/QUOTE]OK, sounds good.
Norjan
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[QUOTE=Akibono;1117440]It is quite ironic that the person who is afraid of germs ends of spraying his spunk all over the room. Then on top of that he insults both the german theke and the asia guest. Meanwhile he is the one pissing in the bushes. Priceless![/QUOTE]Insults? The asian guy? For asking him about the bird flu?
The german theke? What does that mean / what do you mean? I don't understand.
Norjan
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If you're afraid of germs, unhygienic men and women. Stay away from paysex. There's a risk, life's a risk. As Keynes said: In the long run we are all dead. Let's have some fun before. No risk, no fun.
HB
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Beginner's luck, or "the great thing about intel"
Last winter I had to cancel two trips to NRW just because of all the snow. This year I wanted to be on the safe side and decided to make a trip that would not involve any driving. My choice fell upon Berlin and Artemis. I'm glad I made that decision, because I had two great days at Artemis.
First of all let me thank all of you who have written so much useful information on ISG and its Artemis-forum. I like to prepare myself before almost anything I do. I must say that reading the whole Artemis-thread for 2010 was a entertaining way to make preparations. One of the things that my reading gave was a "list" of nine girls that had many many good reviews. I made a deal with myselt that if I was lucky enough to bump into any one of them in Artemis I would give that girl a go.
[B]Day 1. [/B]
I arrived at Artemis at 14:00. I got a friendly greeting, but a very brief information, at the reception.
My plan was spend the first hour in Artemis just looking around, visit the sauna, eat something, hang at the bar, and not go to a room with the first girl who offered her services.
My plan failed completely! A few minutes after I sat down at the bar a girl with long blonde hair came up and started talking to me. She gave me very good vibes but I had my plan and was going to decline her invitation. Then she told me her name, [B]Marketa[/B], and I changed my mind immediately. Marketa is one of the girls that have many fans here at ISG, and I did not want to miss such a chance to get a good start of the weekend.
Our session was very good. Marketa is very professional and gave me exactly what I needed. Marketa was also very friendly every time we met in the club during my two days there. She would also, later, introduce me to one of my top experiences in this hobby.
After our session, I grabbed some food, and then spent a long time in the bio-sauna and then took a nap in one of the loungers by the pool. In the sauna I talked to a food salesman. He traveled around Europe and sold food, in the evenings he went clubbing. Now he was in Berlin for two days, after that he would go to Zurich. I offered to switch jobs with him. He did not accept my offer! Speaking of food,
I asked a German man in the sauna if he had any good advice to me regarding Artemis. His reply was that I should avoid a visit during the fruit-fair. Apparently, fruit merchants are a horny bunch of people who fills up Artemis to the brim every year. This German man had actually managed to get back his entrance fee back during last year's fruit-fair. He had unsuspecting gone to Artemis. When he came up to security boxes, he was was facing a wall of polar bears. He then turned to the reception and asked to get his entrace fee back. He got his money and went home and did not visit Artemis until the fruit-fair was over.
As I laid by the pool a dark-haired beauty came and sat next to me in the recliner. She asked if I wanted some company. I told her that I had just been in a room and that I needed a rest. I asked her her name. [B]Nina[/B]. Yes, a other star of the club that I had come in contact with. I told her that I wanted to go to a room with her some other time. She smiled and left me.
Dinner was fairly good. Meat, pasta and peas. Totally OK. I was joined at the table by two Thai girls. They smiled, said a few short phrases, and then devoted themselves to the food. Both were incredibly sweet. One was very slim and had long hair that was dark brown. The other had a slightly wider face, beautiful and black hair.
I left them and took a walk in the club. Visited the porn cinemas, checked out the gym and then I rested at the pool. After a while the two Thai girls came down to the relax-area. The thin girl seated herself at the bar, the black-haired beauty went into the 90-degree sauna. I followed and sat beside her and we started talking. Her name sounded something like [B]Sukanya[/B]. Does anyone know who she is, and if I got her name right?
She told me she only works at Artemis for a few days a week. Her day job is at a Thai massage parlor. She was very nice and when we showered together after the sauna, I got signals from my lower regions that I ought to get to know her a little bit closer in a room.
She told me that she was going home, but said that I could be her last customer of the day.
We had a nice time in one of the rooms in the basement. I do not like the basement rooms really. I do not care if others hear when I fuck. But I like to keep the talk before and after the sessions private. S was more of the PSE than GFE. She was really into details, I don't think my balls has ever been so well taken care of in a bed. The only drawback was that it was obvious that she was going home. When we were done with the job in bed, the session was over. I would have liked to have stayed for a while to talk and rest, but she wanted to leave. Who can blame her, I also wants to go home when my working day is over. I hope I can repeat with her somer other time.
After a brief sauna and a coffea in the bar I returned to my hotel to sleep.
[B]Day 2. [/B]
I had decided that I would do a two-part visit to Artemis on this day. I wanted to get a break to do some sightseeing. I arrived at 12:30, not much people. The car park was nearly empty. I had a coffee at the bar. Looking out over the room I could see that there were not many girls present that I actually was interested in. On the way out from the bar I saw Marketa sitting and talking with a woman who was one of the most beautiful girls I'v ever seen in a club. Marketa smiled at me and I walked over to them. When I got there, the other woman turned away to politely leave me and Marketa to ourselves. Damn. Marketa wondered if I wanted her company. I told her that I had just arrived and that I was not planning to do a session right now.
Half an hour later I was relaxing at the pool after a sauna when Marketa and her dark haired friend came into the relax-area. I looked briefly at them and smiled and then closed my eyes and tried to rest. After half a minute someone sat down next to me in my lounge chair. It was the dark-haired friend to Marketa. She asked if I wanted company. I knew right away that I did. She is one of those few women who I fall for directly. I asked her name and realized by the answer that I probably had managed to pull yet another "winning ticket". My name is [B]Fatima[/B], she said. I got a hard on by just looking at her and thinking that in just a few minutes I would get the opportunity to touch that stunning body. It's a strange feeling to walk two staircases in a club with full erection! I'm sorry I will not go into details about our session. I can only say that it became an absolute top experience. Fatima is stunning in everything she does, on top of that she is divinely beautiful. I was exhausted an hour later, and happy, very happy!
It was time for some sight-seeing. On my way out I met Nina. She was standing next to the safty-boxes, talking in her mobilphone. She smiled at me with recognition. I waited until she had finished her phone-call and then went up to her. She was working until 02:00 that night and I told her that I would be back in a few hours and that we should try to meet later in the evening. She smiled and said OK.
I took the subway to Friedrichstrasse and walked around a bit in Berlin. It was cold. I watched an auction, and visited the Mercedes showroom on Unter den Linden. When I was at Brandenburg Gate I saw a bus full of Artemis advertising all over the side. I then realized that I was in the wrong place in Berlin and took the S-bahn back to Artemis.
I was very cold when I arrived at Artemis. I needed a sauna. Afterwards I sat in the bar and talked to first Conchetta and later with Elena. Both obviously wanted to visit a room with me. I myself wanted to save my energy for Nina. Elena was very disappointed in how business was going. She had planned a week in the Artemis, but now she said she would go home to Hamburg just after three days.
At five o'clock I was hungry and decided to rest downstairs for an hour. Half an hour later when I was laying in a recliner by the pool I felt a hand in my hair and a laugh. It was [B]Nina[/B] Who found me. We talked a bit, I said to her that I was hungry. Nina then explained with authority in her voice that it is better to fuck hungry than to fuck with a full stomach. And who am I to disagree with an expert. So we went to a room and for the second time that day I had to go up the staircase with an hard on. I have read many tributes to Nina here on ISG, and it is dangerous to have to high expectations. But I was not disappointed in any way. We have a fantastic time together. Very varied sex, and a BJ that beats pretty much everything I have previously experienced. It was a pleasure to spend time with Nina. I hope I can repeat some day.
After these four very good sessions on Artemis I did not want the trip to end badly. Moreover, I feel quite satisfied. So after dinner and a short sauna so I went back to the hotel.
So lists or no lists? Well let me put it this way. I really valued all the great intel from ISG when I did my premier weekend at Artemis.
I must say that Artemis is a very good club. I met high-class women in terms of appearance and service. Everyone I met were professional. Even the one I declined to do a session with. They all took a no for an answer.
A drawback of Artemis, which is also one of the club's advantages is the expensive alcohol prices. You do not have be around extremy drunk visitors and that is good. But I miss the opportunity that I have in Samya. To go to the fridge, take a couple of ice-cold Bitburgers and go down to the sauna.
I'll be back! I hope!
T
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[QUOTE=Tjohoo;1117786]Last winter I had to cancel two trips to NRW just because of all the snow. This year I wanted to be on the safe side and decided to make a trip that would not involve any driving. My choice fell upon Berlin and Artemis. I'm glad I made that decision, because I had two great days at Artemis.[/QUOTE]thanks for the report Tjohoo.
Happy you liked Artemis. Can't wait being there next week.
Also looks like there's going to be quite a few ISG members.
Ciao
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Saturday at Artemis
[QUOTE=Tjohoo;1117786]Last winter I had to cancel two trips to NRW just because of all the snow. This year I wanted to be on the safe side and decided to make a trip that would not involve any driving. My choice fell upon Berlin and Artemis. I'm glad I made that decision, because I had two great days at Artemis.[/QUOTE]Great report Tjohoo. Like me you have a taste for the Czech / Slovak contingent at Artemis. Although I have yet to experience the pleasures of Marketa, I know Nina well and she recommended her Slovakian friend Fatima to me. Fatima is a hard worker and has one of the best asses in Artemis.
I was at Artemis earlier today. I had a later start than usual and arrived at the club at about 7. 30 pm as I flew into Berlin in the afternoon. It is really a credit to Berlin's Tegel airport and the public transport system that I could touch down at 5. 15 pm, collect my bag and be out of the airport 20 minutes later, then arrive at my apartment in Mitte before 1830 and arrive at Artemis only an hour later (I had to spend a bit of time sorting out payment for the apartment and my internet connection with the agency representative, otherwise I would have been there even quicker).
Dinner was a bit disappointing. There was some soggy fish (which I had) with rice / peas / carrots, and an alternative was some kind of beef stew, which I didn't fancy at all. The high spot of all this was the fresh salad and an apple for dessert. After a shower and shave (plus some time for the cuts to heal) I hit the Artemis bar. After a bit of sitting around in various places, I noticed an attractive brunette with glasses, and she eventually came to sit near me. Her name was Cherie. 21 years old, long straight hair, an attractive smile, a lovely curvy figure (C cups) , and olive skin. She told me that she was half Turkish and half German. But raised in Germany. We had a little chat about what I wanted, which was a GFE and she agreed to provide everything I specified. In fact she said that the only thing that she didn't like was fingers in her pussy and this was for hygiene reasons. In the room it turned out that she was obsessed with cleanliness. Firstly she gave me some alcohol hand rub. She used this too. And then she cleaned my little boy with a wet wipe. Performance wise she kind of delivered what she had said she would. It was interesting that when I went to kiss her at first she turned away but then she seemed to remember that she had promised me kissing and she did deliver some nice gentle kisses with tongue throughout the session. We had unspectacular but reasonable sex in various positions (I could just about see her in the mirror. As room 21 was very dark. The main attraction of the session was her good looks) and at the end she had a good try for her CIM bonus, but it never worked out for her. She seemed a bit disappointed by this and although she remained friendly at the lockers, she didn't pay much attention to me when she passed by afterwards. She told me that working at Artemis was her only job but I suspect she might do something else as I hadn't seen her there before an any of my trips.
I had a bit more of a rest and had brief chats with some girls, including an attractive German blonde called Daria who I didn't take up on her offer but who looked interesting. Eventually a more mature Polish brunette called Haline (or something like this) came up to me and I remembered that Traveller Uk had recommended her for a PSE so I took her for a spin in the upstairs Kino after she had put out her cigarette. We got a space at the back and she was soon applying her talents to my cock while I looked at the movie. She seemed pretty happy at a route one blowjob with no hands, taking it deep and this had the desired effect on me, producing a nice stiff result. She also allowed me to finger her pussy, which was fairly dry but very tight. I felt her body but her fake tits were rather hard and her skin elsewhere too soft for my tastes so after more BJ I let her ride me. I probably should have let her ride me to completion as she was great in the squatting position and I would have finished like this fairly quickly if I hadn't stopped her. However, I then tried a few positions but for some reason none of them really worked out and she didn't seem to like them or want to be close to me. Eventually my little boy lost some of his interest and after a bit of regrouping she gave me more BBBJ and I finished by wanking off while she sucked my balls. She then wanted to end the session. But there was 10 minutes remaining so I kept her with me for this. And at the lockers she wanted a 10 euro tip. Which I didn't provide. Overall an interesting girl but probably not a repeat for me.
I will be returning to Artemis midweek.
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[QUOTE=Norjan; 1117709]Insults? The asian guy? For asking him about the bird flu?
The german theke? What does that mean / what do you mean? I don't understand.
Norjan[/QUOTE]Germans in general are very honest people. You assumed that the receptionist was trying to scam you when she probably made a simple mistake. Second, you know nothing about the asian guy and assumed he was from asia and would know about the bird flu. First, if he was from asia he would probably find this both embarassing and insulting (kind of like suggesting he was a carrier). Second, if he was not from asia, the presumption that all asians are alike shows a lack of understanding and sophistication. What if I walked up to you and asked about the syphillis outbreak in your country? Would you view that as a sign of endearment? There is a reason the British only talk about the weather.
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Does anybody know the german girl with black glasses? She was there yesterday and was sometimes talking with the queen of Artemis. She has long black hair.
Nice to see London Traveller yesterday. He was lying in front of the cinema.) Big brother is watching you.)
The food was not good yesterday. I was waiting for german Schnitzel (I have seen them in the citchen) but that was too late for me.
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[QUOTE=Suppenhuhn;1117955]Does anybody know the german girl with black glasses? She was there yesterday and was sometimes talking with the queen of Artemis. She has long black hair.[/QUOTE]It may be the girl London Traveller was talking about just two posts down:
[QUOTE=London Traveller;1117817]I noticed an attractive brunette with glasses, and she eventually came to sit near me. Her name was Cherie. 21 years old, long straight hair, an attractive smile, a lovely curvy figure (C cups) , and olive skin. She told me that she was half Turkish and half German. But raised in Germany. We had a little chat about what I wanted, which was a GFE and she agreed to provide everything I specified. In fact she said that the only thing that she didn't like was fingers in her pussy and this was for hygiene reasons. In the room it turned out that she was obsessed with cleanliness. Firstly she gave me some alcohol hand rub. She used this too. And then she cleaned my little boy with a wet wipe. Performance wise she kind of delivered what she had said she would. It was interesting that when I went to kiss her at first she turned away but then she seemed to remember that she had promised me kissing and she did deliver some nice gentle kisses with tongue throughout the session. We had unspectacular but reasonable sex in various positions (I could just about see her in the mirror. As room 21 was very dark. The main attraction of the session was her good looks) and at the end she had a good try for her CIM bonus, but it never worked out for her. She seemed a bit disappointed by this and although she remained friendly at the lockers, she didn't pay much attention to me when she passed by afterwards. She told me that working at Artemis was her only job but I suspect she might do something else as I hadn't seen her there before an any of my trips.[/QUOTE]
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My first visit to Artemis and my second shot next week
First of all, I would like to thank you all in this community for the valuable information you provide. It is highly probable that if I knew this amount of quality information was available before my first visit to artemis fkk, it would have gone much better.
Not that my first approach to the FKK esperience was bad, but I would probably would have been more prepared to get the most out of it.
For a start, my first visit took place exactly on the 4th day of February last year. If I knew there was this huge fruit show I could have taken my precautions, just like I am doing this time. That date I arrived at around 6pm. I am usually very confident and able to keep cool, but I wasnt expecting to get as nervous as I got just by standing at the reception and having an inevitable glance at some naked ladies close by. To be truthful, I was literally shaking. I was a little embarassed by my shaking hand while paying the 80E. This overwhelming feeling made my coolness fade and felt like a virgin 16yo in highschool prom.
Anyways, I just walked to the locker room, took off my clothes and went to the main bar. I sat alone and asked for a cup of coffee so I could relax a bit. This actually worked. At this point, the place was light on males and there was a largely generous bunch of ladies fooling around. I saw a girl sitting a few barstools far from me that looked like a "nice" (nice as in next door nice) girl. I'm afraid I don't remember her name but she was skinny, had a sort of tribal tatoo on her lower back (I hadn't seen it, and I carry the inevitable prejudice of the typical "tramp stamp" tattoo thing, but this prejudice was that, a prejudice). In spite of the tattoo, she was actually very nice (in that way I mentioned). She was a natural blonde and she told me she was german.
Before engaging in any compromising deal, we chit chatted about where I was from, bla bla bla, and some useless stuff that broke the ice quite quickly. I asked everything (telling her I was new to this) and she kindly answered all my enquiries (I just list the facts, not paraphrasing her exactly) :
1. What services are included in the 60E? Vaginal sex, BBBJ, light kissing.
2. What additional services do you offer and how much are them? I offer deep kissing for a small tip, and anal intercourse for 100E (I thought this was too much maybe because I'm not that much into anal)
3. Do you take DATY? Yes, that would be just a tip.
She didn't specify the amount associated to the "tip" but I assumed it was a 10E tip.
I found the girl very sweet and gave her a shot.
She gave me a great BBBJ while I dove into her pussy. Intercourse was not as good as the BJ but the kissing was great! I did finish a bit before I wanted to during a second BBBJ not CIM or COB but over myself lying on my back. She was very easygoing and we had a small talk before my time was over.
When I came down she accompanied me to the lockers and I payed her 60E plus 20E which she gladly received and kissed me warmly on the lips goodbye.
Then I showered for about 10min and was ready to go back into the main room. This before I saw what I must describe as a horde of italian, spanish and british guys coming in. I won't lie, they kept coming. This made me just leave it there and just left the place. The famous fruit fair was taking place and the place became too crowded.
The tip about checking the schedule of important fairs or shows is very important if you don't want to have an (IMO) unpleasant experience, where all the girls are taken and sex with one of them is like sex on a war camp.
Thanks again, I will be posting again in probably two weeks on my new visit on Sunday feb 6th (at least 3 days before the same show!) so hopefully I can spend the 150E I couldn't last year (plus the new 350E reserved for this my second visit).
Good luck guys, and thank you again for this priceless forum.
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Norjan's feet. Objet de sexe
The receptionist is totally distracted. She has an unrequited fantasy related to licking Norjan's feet.
[QUOTE=Akibono;1117849]Germans in general are very honest people. You assumed that the receptionist was trying to scam you when she probably made a simple mistake. Second, you know nothing about the asian guy and assumed he was from asia and would know about the bird flu. First, if he was from asia he would probably find this both embarassing and insulting (kind of like suggesting he was a carrier). Second, if he was not from asia, the presumption that all asians are alike shows a lack of understanding and sophistication. What if I walked up to you and asked about the syphillis outbreak in your country? Would you view that as a sign of endearment? There is a reason the British only talk about the weather.[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=Suppenhuhn; 1117955]Does anybody know the german girl with black glasses? She was there yesterday and was sometimes talking with the queen of Artemis. She has long black hair.
Nice to see London Traveller yesterday. He was lying in front of the cinema.) Big brother is watching you.)
The food was not good yesterday. I was waiting for german Schnitzel (I have seen them in the citchen) but that was too late for me. [/QUOTE]Hi Suppenhuhn,
This is creepy! I don't know who you are but you can recognise me? Please say 'hallo' next time.)
We could have compared notes on Cherie. Who was the only girl in glasses I saw there on Saturday.
Too true that the food wasn't good. I never even saw the schnitzel. (
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[QUOTE=Mikalatam;1118236]When I came down she accompanied me to the lockers and I payed her 60E plus 20E which she gladly received and kissed me warmly on the lips goodbye..[/QUOTE]Thanks for the report Mikalatam. Just for the record-this asking for "tips" for such things as DFK and DATY is not officially recognised and should not be encouraged from the girls. That is the €60 half hour room fee should include these things IF the girl provides them. If she does not, you as a customer should look else where for someone who does.
This is where an FKK differs, or should differ, from a regular bordello. You as a customer are free to circulate and find a girl with whom you "click" and with whom you are more likely to get the mor GFE type services. It is part of the game and part of the landscape that sometimes you will not get the experience you are after. Trouble is guys come in with the cash, willing to "tip" and the girls slowly, slowly degrade the service they are willing to give for the base price. I personally find entering into the "what will you do" negotiation before the session is a bad idea. Of course not talking about it you risk getting a session where you do not get what you want. But if you do-it is so much sweeter. Bit of a gamble in the end but this is what make FKK more pleasant than a straight bordello with a sex services menu.
Anyway, I am not as hard line with this as some but I do ask you to consider what I have suggested.
AM
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Totally agree, thanks!
[QUOTE=Angus Magee; 1118308]Thanks for the report Mikalatam. Just for the record-this asking for "tips" for such things as DFK and DATY is not officially recognised and should not be encouraged from the girls. That is the €60 half hour room fee should include these things IF the girl provides them. If she does not, you as a customer should look else where for someone who does.
This is where an FKK differs, or should differ, from a regular bordello. You as a customer are free to circulate and find a girl with whom you "click" and with whom you are more likely to get the mor GFE type services. It is part of the game and part of the landscape that sometimes you will not get the experience you are after. Trouble is guys come in with the cash, willing to "tip" and the girls slowly, slowly degrade the service they are willing to give for the base price. I personally find entering into the "what will you do" negotiation before the session is a bad idea. Of course not talking about it you risk getting a session where you do not get what you want. But if you do-it is so much sweeter. Bit of a gamble in the end but this is what make FKK more pleasant than a straight bordello with a sex services menu.
Anyway, I am not as hard line with this as some but I do ask you to consider what I have suggested.
AM[/QUOTE]Great advice, Angus. I will keep this in mind firmly and make the best out of the standard 60E. This cannot be but good news to me.
BTW, how are sundays usually? My visit is planned for Sunday Feb 6th@about 7 pm.
I will keep you posted on my second adventure at Artemis!
Peace
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[QUOTE=Mikalatam; 1118386]Great advice, Angus. I will keep this in mind firmly and make the best out of the standard 60E. This cannot be but good news to me.
BTW, how are sundays usually? My visit is planned for Sunday Feb [email]6th@about[/email] 7 pm.
I will keep you posted on my second adventure at Artemis!
Peace[/QUOTE]Well you might find Sunday a bit slow and for sure the selection will be less than on a busy night, but there are advantages to this. Primarily the girls that are there tend to be a bit more willing to put in the bit of extra effort to get your business. Thus the type of GFE session you are looking for can be easier to find. But be alert and do not let any girl who happens upon you to drag you up to the rooms. Try to remember that in this situation you are in charge of you wallet, not the girls. That is, hold out for a girl who really seems interested in making yo happy and in having a bit of fun herself. Like I mentioned in the last post, you have to be willing not to get what you want if you are to get it without the negotiation that sort of ruins the mood (IMHO).
Good Luck.
AM
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[QUOTE=London Traveller;1117817]then arrive at my apartment in Mitte before 1830 and arrive at Artemis only an hour later (I had to spend a bit of time sorting out payment for the apartment and my internet connection with the agency representative, otherwise I would have been there even quicker).[/QUOTE]May I ask which apartment do you rent? (website?)
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[QUOTE=Glabor;1118441]May I ask which apartment do you rent? (website?)[/QUOTE]Hi Glabor, Unfortunately you're not set up to receive PMs. I would be happy to let you know where I am staying but I would rather not put it on the main board at the moment as this is a small apartment operation and not a large anonymous hotel. It's not particularly convenient for Artemis anyway as it's not far from Alexanderplatz. Best wishes, LT
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[QUOTE=London Traveller;1118491]Hi Glabor, Unfortunately you're not set up to receive PMs. I would be happy to let you know where I am staying but I would rather not put it on the main board at the moment as this is a small apartment operation and not a large anonymous hotel. It's not particularly convenient for Artemis anyway as it's not far from Alexanderplatz. Best wishes, LT[/QUOTE]You better find your way from Alexanderplatz LT, cause I'll be waiting for you at the big A, tomorrow!
Ahahahahahaha.
Best
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Tuesday at Artemis
It was great to meet up with Kimino and Charlie 123 at the club today. Thanks for the company and conversation guys! I hope we can meet again soon.
I arrived at about 11 am and hit the gym. The machinery gave me intermittent electric shocks. Maybe because I am so unfit. Otherwise it worked well and I soon arrived very worn out, in the breakfast room where I replenished my energy.
I had difficulty again with my selection of mates. Nina was there and at one point she actually said to me that she felt like having sex. However, this wasn't said with any real or attempted pleasantries accompanying it so when I declined I wasn't surprised that she immediately headed off with a slight sense of a strop, although she did make some more friendly remarks to me later on in the afternoon. I hope we can get our relationship back on an even keel soon.
I then selected an attractive 29 year old German girl (from near Hamburg) called Kristiana, or Kris for short. Although very pleasant by the bar once we were in the room things went a bit awry. Suddenly everything was 'extra'. Kissing was an extra 50 euros, oral without a condom was similar, anal was 160 euros (this may be because she added in the 60 euro basic, but I didn't question her). The basic service that she provided was adequate apart from the fact that she was talking to me about extras whenever my cock wasn't in her mouth (covered of course). Which was quite a lot when we were having sex, as there was no kissing involved. At the end of the half hour. She told me that we had actually been together an hour. She wasn't wearing a watch. When I had sorted this out and we were on the way downstairs she said that the fee was 60 euros plus 20 euros 'for the house'. When I asked her if she had a mortgage she didn't understand. At the lockers, I gave her the 60 euros owing, but there was no kiss for me.
I was a bit wary of picking another girl after that but with the help of Kimino I selected a German girl (I can't remember her name but she was tall and slim, brunette with a lot of piercings, wearing boots and a corset) however she refused to go with me except in the company of her less attractive blonde friend, who didn't speak any English, so I declined.
I then hit on another recommendation who was Renee, a Bulgarian platinum blonde with a nice pair of enhanced C cups and a natural curvy ass to match. She produced most of the goods in the room, with french kissing and owo, but after good oral, and a lot of reverse oral from me. Which she seemed to enjoy. She didn't actually seem to like sex that much and we never really found a comfortable position. She also dried up a bit. She was very keen on the CIM bonus and the A level one too, which she told me about several times, but we didn't complete on these. It was also 50 euros apparently (at her suggestion) for her to put a finger and a vibrator up my ass. But we didn't do this either. However after the initial oral had been good I had extended to an hour and I was therefore a bit disappointed when she said that the hour was up after only 45 minutes. We then had a discussion about this, but she refused to give way. So although she had been a good performer, the session was a bit marred and I won't be repeating. It's Renee's 26th birthday on Friday. So she will be out getting pissed that night.
I hope to return later this week. Maybe one evening, if time permits, but I should pretty definitely be there on Saturday.
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Parallel universes
I'm starting to get the feeling that there are two parallel universes inside Artemis.
I visit the club on a regular basis and the last time I had a mediocre session (by which I mean the girl's service, not my performance which of course varies) was probably many months ago. And the last "awry" session was. Well, I don't remember exactly but there was something like that a year ago, perhaps.
I'm not sure what my point here is, but here's an idea: Selecting one of the "right" girls is heavily discussed in this thread. Hell, there's enough input about it that someone could compile a 15 page spreadsheet! Something that's not emphasized as much is building a right tone of relation (even if it just lasts 30 minutes.) I'm starting to believe that this issue of setting a "right" connection with the girl (which is incidentally not very dissimilar to building a connection with a girl you'd meet anywhere else) is as important, if not even more.
P. S. I'm planning to spend most of my day (and night) in Artemis tomorrow. Let me know if anyone wants to say Hi.
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[QUOTE=Nebula2001; 1118913]I'm starting to get the feeling that there are two parallel universes inside Artemis.
I visit the club on a regular basis and the last time I had a mediocre session (by which I mean the girl's service, not my performance which of course varies) was probably many months ago. And the last "awry" session was. Well, I don't remember exactly but there was something like that a year ago, perhaps.
I'm not sure what my point here is, but here's an idea: Selecting one of the "right" girls is heavily discussed in this thread. Hell, there's enough input about it that someone could compile a 15 page spreadsheet! Something that's not emphasized as much is building a right tone of relation (even if it just lasts 30 minutes.) I'm starting to believe that this issue of setting a "right" connection with the girl (which is incidentally not very dissimilar to building a connection with a girl you'd meet anywhere else) is as important, if not even more.
P. S. I'm planning to spend most of my day (and night) in Artemis tomorrow. Let me know if anyone wants to say Hi. [/QUOTE]Maybe you could actually share some of your valuable and high quality experience with someone like me, who clearly is in need of your advice and assistance. I have checked all of your five posts to date and not one girl's name is even mentioned in any of them, never mind what actually happened with her, either in the room or outside.
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My Artemis Lessons: Seduction
[QUOTE=London Traveller;1118917]Maybe you could actually share some of your valuable and high quality experience with someone like me, who clearly is in need of your advice and assistance. I have checked all of your five posts to date and not one girl's name is even mentioned in any of them, never mind what actually happened with her, either in the room or outside.[/QUOTE]Even though I've very recently joined the forum, I haven't shared any girl's name on purpose. I'm not planning to name any names for the foreseeable future (though, of course, I reserve my right to change my mind about this any time I see fit) because I don't think there are right kind of girls and wrong kind of girls. This doesn't mean I'm not carefully and conservatively selective about which girls I session with. It just means someone's wrong girl can be someone else's right girl. I'd be glad to gossip about gory details of specific girls with you or anyone else when meeting in person, but I just don't trust myself to effectively comment on girls within the complete context in this forum.
This doesn't mean I'm planning to keep all the lessons I gathered over the years to myself though.
The most useful of these has been this: Your average Artemis girl is afterall *drums please* a girl. This doesn't only mean that you should respect her as a human being (which I hope any frequenter of this forum is aware of) , but also that you could treat her as if you're seducing any girl in the outside world. Of course, there are somewhat different dynamics at play here. Assuming one likes to come as close to a genuine passionate experience as possible, the down side is that it will most probably never be a complete seduction since the girl will leave you after the session ends (and, yes, I'm ignoring the usual little chitchat around the club afterwards.) The upside of this situation is, however, that there is much less effort involved in approaching a new girl and you can experiment on your technique freely since you don't need to stress about whether you will eventually "seal the deal". .
The result of a successful seduction is a more enthusiastic session which leaves a euphoria that can last for days during which you may find yourself smirking for no reason.
As to how to go on with seduction, there are varying "schools of thought" about which you can find plenty of resources online. The common feature of all of these that I also find effective in my personal experience is a daring aura of visible self-confidence. Be able to look the girl in the eye for as long as you like. Feel free to make snarky and playful comments about her. Check out other girls while she's sitting on your lap. Don't be afraid to keep some mystery about yourself. Don't act needy. And, when you're ready to session with her, keep a laser focus on her and on what you want.
Admittedly, this game play fits me all the better because I like to be dominant and in control in the sack. But, my main point is to give some effort to finding the right tone of relation with the girl. Beyond being a awesome spa, an exciting bordello and a sub-par dining establishment, Artemis is a great playground to find out more about yourself and the opposite sex.
I'll try to share more of my thoughts later on.
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A couple of Other Thoughts
I agree with all these well-expressed thoughts. In my experience (mongering in 14 countries, including a dozen or so visits to the FKKs of Hessen) a sense of humor is a wonderful asset as is a willingness to go with the mood of the moment.
Also, I think that starting off in the kino, maybe even finishing there, is a pretty good way to ensure a good experience. Most girls really like to be on stage, the center of attention. And even those who are more mercenary want to advertise and don't want to be seen giving poor service. Probably one of the best expriences I have ever had was a few years back in Palace when a young brunette dressed in a short schoolgirl skirt came waltzing throgh the Palace kino asking who would give her anal lessons. I volunteered, and before a crowd of about a dozen we put on a real show. Both of us thoroughly enjoyed the role playing and laughed about it all the way to the money lockers.
(report can be found in RoD file under my old name Kahului).
I will not go witih a girl who won't at least start in the kino or some other public place.
Cheers and see you in April.
[QUOTE=Nebula2001; 1118936]Even though I've very recently joined the forum, I haven't shared any girl's name on purpose. I'm not planning to name any names for the foreseeable future (though, of course, I reserve my right to change my mind about this any time I see fit) because I don't think there are right kind of girls and wrong kind of girls. This doesn't mean I'm not carefully and conservatively selective about which girls I session with. It just means someone's wrong girl can be someone else's right girl. I'd be glad to gossip about gory details of specific girls with you or anyone else when meeting in person, but I just don't trust myself to effectively comment on girls within the complete context in this forum.
This doesn't mean I'm planning to keep all the lessons I gathered over the years to myself though.
The most useful of these has been this: Your average Artemis girl is afterall *drums please* a girl. This doesn't only mean that you should respect her as a human being (which I hope any frequenter of this forum is aware of) , but also that you could treat her as if you're seducing any girl in the outside world. Of course, there are somewhat different dynamics at play here. Assuming one likes to come as close to a genuine passionate experience as possible, the down side is that it will most probably never be a complete seduction since the girl will leave you after the session ends (and, yes, I'm ignoring the usual little chitchat around the club afterwards.) The upside of this situation is, however, that there is much less effort involved in approaching a new girl and you can experiment on your technique freely since you don't need to stress about whether you will eventually "seal the deal". .
The result of a successful seduction is a more enthusiastic session which leaves a euphoria that can last for days during which you may find yourself smirking for no reason.
As to how to go on with seduction, there are varying "schools of thought" about which you can find plenty of resources online. The common feature of all of these that I also find effective in my personal experience is a daring aura of visible self-confidence. Be able to look the girl in the eye for as long as you like. Feel free to make snarky and playful comments about her. Check out other girls while she's sitting on your lap. Don't be afraid to keep some mystery about yourself. Don't act needy. And, when you're ready to session with her, keep a laser focus on her and on what you want.
Admittedly, this game play fits me all the better because I like to be dominant and in control in the sack. But, my main point is to give some effort to finding the right tone of relation with the girl. Beyond being a awesome spa, an exciting bordello and a sub-par dining establishment, Artemis is a great playground to find out more about yourself and the opposite sex.
I'll try to share more of my thoughts later on. [/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=Nebula2001; 1118936]Even though I've very recently joined the forum, I haven't shared any girl's name on purpose. I'm not planning to name any names for the foreseeable future (though, of course, I reserve my right to change my mind about this any time I see fit) because I don't think there are right kind of girls and wrong kind of girls. This doesn't mean I'm not carefully and conservatively selective about which girls I session with. It just means someone's wrong girl can be someone else's right girl. I'd be glad to gossip about gory details of specific girls with you or anyone else when meeting in person, but I just don't trust myself to effectively comment on girls within the complete context in this forum.
This doesn't mean I'm planning to keep all the lessons I gathered over the years to myself though.
The most useful of these has been this: Your average Artemis girl is afterall *drums please* a girl. This doesn't only mean that you should respect her as a human being (which I hope any frequenter of this forum is aware of) , but also that you could treat her as if you're seducing any girl in the outside world. Of course, there are somewhat different dynamics at play here. Assuming one likes to come as close to a genuine passionate experience as possible, the down side is that it will most probably never be a complete seduction since the girl will leave you after the session ends (and, yes, I'm ignoring the usual little chitchat around the club afterwards.) The upside of this situation is, however, that there is much less effort involved in approaching a new girl and you can experiment on your technique freely since you don't need to stress about whether you will eventually "seal the deal". .
The result of a successful seduction is a more enthusiastic session which leaves a euphoria that can last for days during which you may find yourself smirking for no reason.
As to how to go on with seduction, there are varying "schools of thought" about which you can find plenty of resources online. The common feature of all of these that I also find effective in my personal experience is a daring aura of visible self-confidence. Be able to look the girl in the eye for as long as you like. Feel free to make snarky and playful comments about her. Check out other girls while she's sitting on your lap. Don't be afraid to keep some mystery about yourself. Don't act needy. And, when you're ready to session with her, keep a laser focus on her and on what you want.
Admittedly, this game play fits me all the better because I like to be dominant and in control in the sack. But, my main point is to give some effort to finding the right tone of relation with the girl. Beyond being a awesome spa, an exciting bordello and a sub-par dining establishment, Artemis is a great playground to find out more about yourself and the opposite sex.
I'll try to share more of my thoughts later on. [/QUOTE]Thank you so much. Your wisdom is much appreciated.
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Tuesday visit at Artemis and notes on upselling issue
Arrived at 16:00 left at midnight.
Nice chatting with Charlie123 and meeting LT for the first time!
As soon as I entered Artemis I was immediately attracted by a tall dark haired beauty with a corset and high boots which I recognized being Helena (the one LT was mentioning before, sorry he didn't had a chance to try the girl).
I like her quite a lot, I find her super attractive and a real hot in the room. Talked about her quite a bunch of times, lots of piercing, german. I was in the mood (like allways BTW) to get some extras (the normal ones) but ended up having a standard very nice session. Perfect!
Then, Lenny, hangs around with Helena, black hair, casquette (bop) haircut, I find her very intriguing, at times. Don't remember having a session with her before but she says we did.
Sweet, pro, girl. Will repeat, maybe I'll try to get her in the room with Helena, think they are friends, professionally. Got cim.
Last, Clara (or Carla) , been with her few times, allways terrific.
Italian, long black hair, beautiful ass and very professional but also super sweet, when she wants.
This for the girls reports, probably nothing new to most.
The upselling issue.
None of the girls tryed to upsell anything, ask for tips or said that wouldn't do something. To all girls I gave a tip, in one case a very good one and all where very happy with it.
For the rest, facilities allways great, at 16:00 place was quite dead, until the time I left it was never crowded, girls complaining about nobody fucking, as usual. Ahahah.
I'll be there today, until morning. I'll try not to go there too early but the weather sucks in Berlin today.
Looking forward to meet Nebula2001 today, reading his previous post I know we will have a nice chat between sessions.
After talking with Charlie, I do think my next trip will be in the NRW area.
I'm very sorry for the guys writing in the threads related to that area, they will have to put up with my usual ton of questions and faq to fuck. Ahahah.
Ciaooo.
Kimino
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[QUOTE=Nebula2001; 1118913]I'm starting to get the feeling that there are two parallel universes inside Artemis.
I visit the club on a regular basis and the last time I had a mediocre session (by which I mean the girl's service, not my performance which of course varies) was probably many months ago. And the last "awry" session was. Well, I don't remember exactly but there was something like that a year ago, perhaps.
I'm not sure what my point here is, but here's an idea: Selecting one of the "right" girls is heavily discussed in this thread. Hell, there's enough input about it that someone could compile a 15 page spreadsheet! Something that's not emphasized as much is building a right tone of relation (even if it just lasts 30 minutes.) I'm starting to believe that this issue of setting a "right" connection with the girl (which is incidentally not very dissimilar to building a connection with a girl you'd meet anywhere else) is as important, if not even more.
P. S. I'm planning to spend most of my day (and night) in Artemis tomorrow. Let me know if anyone wants to say Hi. [/QUOTE]My experience was that when I was a very regular customer I rarely had a bad or substandard session. Now that I am am infrequent visitor I can not say the same. I do not think that the girls consciously think-there goes a a non regular visitor I will give him my see-game. But it does make a difference I feel. That is, when they see your face there week after week you do tend to get a bit more consistent service. As an less regular visitor maybe you have to work harder to find the girls that give better sessions?
This erosion of service may well also have to do with my own attitude towards the place to.
AM
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Wednesday at Artemis with Nebula2001 and Charlie123
Met with Nebula2001 and we did have some great time, and great food in Kreuzberg, between sessions, first time I leave Artemis to come back later, all smooth.
Later on Charlie123 joined and we all stayed until closing time. Very nice day.
Not much to say.
Stayed with Manuela, well known by most of you. Real nice.
Went with Sara, spanish, really hot. Upsold a bit saying she wouldn't kiss a lot if it was only for haf an hour, but apart from this e had a great time. She was new for me, would repeat.
Then I went with Kety, she walks around with Clara (one of my favorites) , black hair, Romanian, very attractive, specially the face IMO.
Wasn't sure if to try her or not, kind of a gamble but seeing her hanging around with Clara pushed me to try.
Super nice session, a very hot girl but also sweet and relaxed.
Will definitely take her next time, with Clara, she said they work very well together and I believe her.
At around 4 o'clock I finally saw Mindy in the stairs area, she has been very busy all evening, so I took her to the room. Nice session, will repeat.
So, very nice 2 day trip!
Artemis never puts me down.
Best
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[QUOTE=Mathias037; 1109973]Hi there,
Will be there Wednesday next week (report follows) , but before just one question: Do they still have a dessous day there (I would like to avoid it if possible).
Thanks in advance[/QUOTE]Why avoid such a day?
Is it that you like it more when they are all naked or are there too many people visiting these days = wait in line for a room to be ready. ?
I'm curious 'cause I always find women more attractive and sexier with lingerie on than totally naked.
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[QUOTE=Turn Around; 1119476]Why avoid such a day?
Is it that you like it more when they are all naked or are there too many people visiting these days = wait in line for a room to be ready. ?
I'm curious 'cause I always find women more attractive and sexier with lingerie on than totally naked. [/QUOTE]I totally agree with you and I specifically try to go to Artemis when it's lingerie day.
But this is very personal and many people prefer naked girls, like some love tatoos and other hate them, some like asians and others black girls and so on.
I'm absolutely sure that it's not because there's a crowd when it's lingerie day. I bet three quarters of the men visiting don't even know it's lingerie day before entering the club.
Ciao
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Thursday at Artemis
Tonight was the first time that I have visited Artemis in the evening, planning only to see one girl (not that I was sure who I was seeing before I had arrived). It was very different to arrive at the club at 7 pm while things were in full swing with a lot of girls there and the laser lights on, rather than in the morning when the atmosphere is really much cooler. I would have been intimidated arriving in such an atmosphere (and such relative darkness) earlier on in my FKK career, but I felt fairly confident as I walked in and it was a good time to arrive as the place wasn't too busy and the food was still fairly warm.
Dinner was much better than on my last two visits, although not very well balanced as boiled potatoes, rice, and pasta were all available. The mushroom pasta wasn't bad and there were a few stuffed peppers (meat inside) left (clearly this had been the most popular dish. It went with the rice). And I also had a few potatoes for good measure. After stuffing myself with salad as well, I settled down on a sofa in the main room (much smokier now than when I usually arrive. There's always a downside. However as even the non-smoking girls hang out upstairs, I feel that I have no choice).
Some cute girls were sitting next to men already and they seemed very much attached. One busty maiden particularly caught my eye but she didn't separate and the couple went off to a room together never to be seen by me again. I also caught the eye of Nina and she waved Hello, she didn't settle down long by the pole but was soon up and out with a guy off to a room. There were plenty of other girls chatting but none took my fancy and I really wanted a GFE this evening. I watched for about an hour, changing position a couple of times. While I was briefly by the stairs outside I saw Fatima coming down the stairs with a very satisfied customer and I thought that she was a definite possibility, however when back in the main lounge another beauty appeared who I had seen before and I immediately went up to her to say Hello. I won't give her name as I have written about my delight in her in a previous posting and won't go into details, however we had an hour and a half session, starting in the cinema (where Nina was enthusiastically blowing then shagging a guy in cowgirl) and finishing in a room upstairs (26. Greek goddess theme) where as we came out an hour and a half later Nina was just arriving with another guy at the top of the stairs and heading off to a room. She really is amazingly busy. Anyway, this time I had an excellent experience (I think the girl did too) and was very pleased, leaving with a smile on my face which has lasted till now (midnight) as I write this.
I still hope to return on Saturday.
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12th feb
Hello!
After reading some post from you guys, Kimino och Nebula2001, I wounder if you will visit Artemis Saturday the 12th. I will only be in Berlin this day and you guys seems to be fun to hang out with in the club. I will be there from the morning to the night (no hotel room ha ha).
Does anyone know if it still is okey to sleep in the club for an hour or two? I remember to taking a nap downstairs under the stair.
Looking forward to vist Berlin again! =D
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Artemis or How I Stopped Worrying and Loved the Bomb
Arrived from Artemis an hour ago and can't seem to sleep, so here's a little stream of consciousness (and thank the gods for spellchecking software.)
This was my second night in a row in Artemis. After the great night of mongering with Kimino (Mindy says Hi to you BTW) and Charlie123, I spontaneously decided at 10:30 PM to see if a certain "crazy" lady I enjoyed the last time was there. I was in the club's sauna by 11:15.
And, yes, our girl showed her face in a short while. After enjoying my cigar for about an hour (yes, I'm one of those inconsiderate douchebags turning the main lounge into a gas chamber) I went upstairs with her. I had one of my most passionate Artemis sessions with her last night. Although this session went with a little less intensity due my tiredness, it was still unforgettable. I am not going to get into who this mystery girl was (though I'm sure Kimino can easily guess who she is) because the 'service' I got was extremely special to my case due to some emotional reasons I won't delve into and wouldn't be an indication how good or bad a session with the said girl would be for others. My main advice from the whole experience would be to give genuine care, attention and passion to the girls and things may go better than you ever expected. As I mentioned before, catch me IRL in Artemis and I'll gladly gossip further.
As a side note, I've been giving a try to bringing a deodorant and perfume and using them before each session. I haven't asked girls what they thought, but I can easily say that it certainly made things better than they already were. In the very least, the extra confidence it gives you makes it worthwhile in my opinion.
Left the club at 5 am as usual.
Both the girl quality and the girl-to-man ratio seems to be quite ideal this week. The taxi driver on my way home told me that there's a messe starting at Feb 10th. (Taxi drivers waiting at Artemis are usually quite friendly when you talk with them. I could recommend them as a source of some insight and wacky stories about Artemis mongering to anyone.)
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[QUOTE=Nebula2001;1119634]My main advice from the whole experience would be to give genuine care, attention and passion to the girls and things may go better than you ever expected.[/QUOTE]Totally agree, but not a technique anybody can just learn and apply. It's either you have it or not.
Happy the girl showed up yestreday, don't need to guess who it was.
Rethinking at the past days, I might procrastinate my NRW trip a bit and keep my next trip for Artemis, although it's not going to be very soon, unless I win a lottery or something. Ahahaha.
Have fun!
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[QUOTE=Kid Icarus; 1119568]Hello!
After reading some post from you guys, Kimino och Nebula2001, I wounder if you will visit Artemis Saturday the 12th. I will only be in Berlin this day and you guys seems to be fun to hang out with in the club. I will be there from the morning to the night (no hotel room ha ha).
Does anyone know if it still is okey to sleep in the club for an hour or two? I remember to taking a nap downstairs under the stair.
Looking forward to vist Berlin again! =D[/QUOTE]Ciao Kid Icarus.
Very unfortunately I won't be in Berlin on that date. Sigh.
I usually don't go at Artemis on the weekends and I usually try to be there on wednesdays (for the lingerie day).
For sure you can sleep in the club if you find a silent spot. Around the pool or downstairs around the bar.
I don't think anybody will come there and wake you up.
Have a nice trip
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[QUOTE=Kimino;1119672]/For sure you can sleep in the club if you find a silent spot. Around the pool or downstairs around the bar.[/QUOTE]I'm vast E the very best place to sleep at Artemis is at the base of the stairs as far to the back as possible (that is right under the stairs. That is if you really want to catch a good hour nap. If you want to snooze yet be awake to scope the girlies a little, better be closer to the pool room door. But there you are likely to be disturbed by a girl who thinks you should not be sleeping, rather banging (and paying) her.
For me the pool area is just too loud and echo-why.
AM-who has slept many an hour under the stairs.
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Spellcheck by forum?
[QUOTE=Angus Magee;1119698]I'm vast E the very best place to sleep at Artemis ...[/QUOTE]Anyone else noticing that their reports are being spellchecked (or something) but the forum? In a couple of instances in the past days I have written one ting and something different has been published. The above was supposed to read- "I M vast E" (in my vast experience) the very best etc.
As I say this has happened like this a few times. Anything in the settings I have to turn on or off? I have had a look but do not see anything obvious.
Also emoticons do not seem to work anymore.
AM
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Yep!
[QUOTE=Angus Magee; 1119734]Anyone else noticing that their reports are being spellchecked (or something) but the forum? In a couple of instances in the past days I have written one ting and something different has been published. The above was supposed to read- "I M vast E" (in my vast experience) the very best etc.
As I say this has happened like this a few times. Anything in the settings I have to turn on or off? I have had a look but do not see anything obvious.
Also emoticons do not seem to work anymore.
AM[/QUOTE]Absolutely! Jackson's grammar-spelling obsession has taken over big time it seems.
Not that I regard the use of proper spelling wrong in any way, but as you have experienced yourself in some instances this auto-adjustment takes some fun and personality away from the contribution.
Bless
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One of my shortest yet most enjoyable trips to Artemis today. I am in Berlin on business but found that I had a 2 hour window for a swift visit, arrived at 12ish. The place was quiet, some good porn in the kinos so I chilled in the downstairs kino when Marketa walked in looking gorgeous. She walked over and chatted away. I wasnt warmed up yet but promised to find her upstairs. Half an hour later up I went with no sign of her. I wandered into the restaurant and there she was, talking to friends including one familiar brunette.
I went to the downstairs kindo and just spotted Marketa leaving when I was collared by a shark, by the time had said NO! Politely, Marketa was gone. Sod it! Time was pressing. I hung around the stairs and waited, luckily the guy had no stamina and down she came 15 minutes later. I grabbed her straight away and had a great time the full Marketa service, she gets more gorgeous everytime I see her. The intensity of her eye to eye stare gets me every time.
We came downstairs, I showered and 15 minutes later I saw the familiar brunette. I asked her name, it was Shelby. Now I remember, she has turned her hair from red to brunette and has lost a few pounds, but not off her breasts. Wonderful. Up we went, she knows how to use her mouth, breasts and body to please a man. I could have stayed on I would, but duty called and at 2pm I left feeling happy but disappointed that I couldn't stay for more.
So that it was, short and sweet. Like me.
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[QUOTE=Kimino; 1119672]Ciao Kid Icarus.
Very unfortunately I won't be in Berlin on that date. Sigh.
I usually don't go at Artemis on the weekends and I usually try to be there on wednesdays (for the lingerie day). [/QUOTE]About the lingerie day I totaly agree. I like when you can't see everything. This time I tried to come for a Wednesday but it did not work out, so Saturday it will be.
See you maybe next time =)
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Friday evening at Artemis
i am getting used to arriving a bit later now and it seems good to come in when the atmosphere is beginning to liven up but hasn't become too noisy or hectic yet. i went in for some food at around 6. 40 pm and enjoyed the bratwurst with sauerkraut, as well as some fish, rice and salad. unfortunately dessert isn't the strong point of the meal, but there are always a few apples.
as usual i spent ages looking around for a suitable girl. i had seen fatima in the dining room but she had completely disappeared (i was told later that she had a special client with her) and there were a few other interesting candidates, including a busty blonde wearing some long white bead chains and nothing else, and a busty brunette. the blonde disappeared too, and the busty brunette ignored my approach and then draped a towel around herself, i think this indicated that she wasn't available to anyone. i eventually saw nina and when i went right up to her she agreed to go with me to the kino where she gave me an great bj and then we moved to a room where this continued, followed by sex in a couple of positions until the half hour was up. nina gets cuter each time i see her and i just wish that she could be bit more intimate with me than her very professional manner has so far allowed.
i then thought that i needed so see someone new, so although a few old flames were around, i tried going up to the busty blonde with the beads who i had seen earlier. she turned out to be a 30 year old spanish maiden called sara. unfortunately she had little english but she was very attractive nonetheless, so off to a room we went. i think the first warning sign was when she criticised me at the top of the stairs when we were choosing a room for knowing too much about them! we went to 6 which has some nice mirrors and things improved a bit after she had cleaned me up with a wet wipe (i had just had a shower after seeing nina so there was really no need) and then began to give me a pretty good no hands bj which looked great, both when i looked at her and when i observed the whole thing in the mirror. unfortunately this continued for only a couple of minutes before she began to reach for a condom, although i managed to get her to prolong it for a minute or two more and she moved into a position where i could reach her ass and pussy with my hand. however, as soon as i touched her pussy she jumped up and wiped my hand, herself and her lips (the ones on her face) with some kitchen towel. she then put some lube on her pussy and told me that i could touch but putting a finger in her would be 'extra'. a bit of nice moaning ensued when i touched her but this was pretty much the high spot of the session, with me touching her moist (thanks to the lube) pussy and her pretty lips around my cock. she finished blowing and then got on top in reverse cowgirl (her choice). this is a position which looks great but unfortunately i tend not to find it very stimulating and after a short time i began to wilt a bit. she then decided, without consultation, to give me a covered blow job and tried very hard with her hand to get me to come in the condom. when i wanted some more sex she began to look a bit unhappy and said that i was being too demanding for 60 euros (at this point only about 15 minutes of the session had passed). we then did sex in missionary for a while, no kissing was allowed, including no kissing of her face, and she looked as though she was lying back and thinking of barcelona. various comments emanated from her lips in various languages, including 'mein gott' and other phrases in spanish, the purpose of which was uncertain. initially she also kept her hand on my cock. for 'condom control' she said, but eventually i managed to prise it away and she seemed not particularly happy with the deeper penetration that this allowed. after i came she was off away from me like a shot and soon putting her beads back on clearly intending to leave the room but as only 20 minutes had passed i asked her to stay. at which she complained that i had looked at my watch, and said that for 60 euros she should be allowed to finish the session and that i was the only man who had ever wanted to stay with her after coming (this might have been true given her attitude!) and, perhaps because of this, i was 'crazy'. she did stay a few more minutes, not looking happy at all, and at the lockers the unfriendliness continued, so there was no peck on the cheek for me downstairs as i parted with my cash.
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Saturday at Artemis
After my evening visits in the past couple of days, which hadn't really been the most successful time I had experienced in the club, it was good to arrive a bit earlier. At 1 pm. I hit the place this time with my gym gear in a bag, intending to do a warm up on the treadmill before hitting the smoking lounge. The staff at reception were very helpful and when I asked for a larger locker for my bag the girl on duty was happy to assist.
Soon I was in the kit and on my way downstairs when I bumped into Nina while I was getting a glass of water at the downstairs bar (actually this proved impossible as there was nobody attending). She was her usual friendly but slightly reserved self with me. Asking me if I wanted to fuck her. And then moving on out through the pool area. I went along with her as I now needed to get my drink from upstairs. On the way upstairs we passed the busty brunette who I had seen the night before but who appeared unavailable. This turned out to be Shelby, a compatriot of Nina's from the Czech republic, probably in her early 20s. Nina introduced us and recommended me to Shelby. Well, I thought I would stay cool and still do my gym stuff as I had intended but I was thinking of Shelby from then on in. She turned up in the bar about an hour later while I was recovering from the treadmill adventure and as soon as we made eye contact she was on her way over to see me. She didn't rush and chatted very pleasantly for a good few minutes before we made our way upstairs. I was very impressed, not only with her natural figure, but with her attention to detail in the service, which was excellent and included decent kissing as well as all the usual trimmings and no offer of extras. I had got off to a good start.
Next up was an old flame who I have previously reported on here, so I will keep this very brief. I was pleased with my second choice too.
Finally I had seen Marketa around. In fact she had been hanging out with Shelby and I initially thought that I would see Marketa alone as she was on my wish list, but then I thought that they would make a good duo, so I propositioned them when they were having a cup of tea by the bar after they had an unsuccessful fishing trip down to the kino. This proved to be an excellent choice as they were both very professional but Marketa probably wouldn't have been quite my type on her own as her kissing was very limited and she didn't like being touched on the pussy much. However, Shelby made up for these limitations and we spent an excellent 20 minutes or so as a 3sum before I finished in a very satisfying way.
Before dinnner I met an old pal hanging around in the bar area and we shared our supper at a table with a couple of lovely Czech girls, which livened things up even more.
I hope to hit the club again for a short time tomorrow before heading off home.
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Selma and come back to Artemis
[QUOTE=Charlie 123; 1007397]Alleng,
I saw Selma last week and I did remember to say Hello, to her from you.
After some prompting, she did remember her session with you, and the fact that you had showed her your passport afterwards to prove your claimed age of 60. She had been convinced that you were only mid-40's (my age).
She sends her best wishes.
Charlie[/QUOTE]Hi Charlie, Hi everybody, here I am again, after a year I will come back to Artemis next week or the week after. During these days I read all the posts of the last year: hard work! But now I have my list of favourite girls, thanks to your reports. Thank you Charlie to have remembered to say Hello, to Selma from me: I'm not 60, by the way, only 53, but it's true, she thought I was mid-40's. Is Selma still working there? It would be nice recognize her and have a nice session with her again. But I'd like also to know some "must" like Maria, Marketa, Fatima and other girls I noted on a list of desires. The only problem for me will be "how to recognize them. Yes, I know that there are photos on Artemis site, but it's still hard to recognize a girl after watching a photo before going there. So, I will try to chat a little bit with the girls, refusing gently them at first, to catch their names. It will be fine to meet someone of the Forum there, I'll make you know some days before my movements.
Hi Kimino, I'm italian too and not "that kind of italian": I'm a quiet guy, I think it will be fine to meet, if you will be there.
Thank you again.
Alleng
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[QUOTE=Alleng;1120150]Hi Kimino, I'm italian too and not "that kind of italian": I'm a quiet guy, I think it will be fine to meet, if you will be there.[/QUOTE]Ciao!
No wonder, just the fact you are here and writing in english makes you a non-standard italian. Ahaha.
Unfortunately I just came back from Berlin and I won't be going back for a couple of months, sigh.
We will meet for sure in a future occasion.
Take care!
Kimino
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Alleng.
Yes Selma is still working in the club.
I have seen her very often.
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Sex in public?
Is there any rules for where to have sex? If the girl agree can you have sex in another place then in the kino? I remember that under the stairs on the sofa ther is cleaningstuff. I think its okey there too but maybe not many girls like that. But anyway, what does the rules say? .
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Norjan conquers the Artemis scene
Day one, part 3.
After the shower I began to wander the club. There weren't many girls around and not many bears either. Felt strange when there were the IFA-messe. Had an orange juice at the lower bar (had to ask twice to get a clean glass) and saw 4-5 guys who had crashed in the sofas down there, probably some forum members? All the sun beds beside the pool were occupied in the way that punters had placed there towels at them. Very annoying. This have been the case on all my visits. Please don't put your towel on a sun bed unless you are laying there.
It was clear that most of the girls didn't even bothered to go down here so I went up again. When I reached the main level, three old guys were going upstairs with drinks in their hands but without female escort and I thought that this will be fun. A couple of steps above them a girl with a guy were heading for a zimmer and she turned around and said that going upstairs weren't allowed without ladies but the oldies didn't got it so she screamed to them 'The sign, read the sign! ' and pointed out a sign in the middle of the stair with the same message. The old farts all blushed and turned around, all red in their faces. Very entertaining.
Now the time was about 19:00 and still not much action. Very strange. Most of the girls that were there I wouldn't even like to fuck at all, even if I was getting paid. A thai-girl with some black corset flirted with me, using her tongue, but I told her I had no interest in her. Finally I settled down in a couch in the smoky bar environment and just a few minutes later a dark haired girl sat down beside me. She asked me my name and I hers but can't remember it. I do remember her looks thou. Small tits and she had hairy forearms. Not my type. So I told her but she didn't seem to get it. She said ' I'll make your dreams come true' and I said 'I'll doubt that' and then, all of a sudden she reached for my cock under the robe and grabbed it while saying 'You have a nice cock'. Told her I assumed she said that to all men and that she had nothing that appealed to me and that I had no interest in going to a room with her. She looked angry but said nothing and went away.
So I just sat there fending of girls and about 20:00 things were starting to happen. Suddenly one bombshell after an other came strolling in to the bar and many of them with amazing silicon tits. Wow! Two friends were heading directly for what seemed to be regular clients and up the stair they went, damn it, I would have gone with either one of them as they both were blondes and really good looking. I walked out to the main stair ready to make business and the door to the ladies room flew up and two stunners came out. One brunette with really nice tits but as she where a brunette and she also had brown nipples I wasn't really in to her and in the corner of my eye I had seen what was behind her, a blonde. She had black high heels, a belly button, pearl necklace and nothing more. Blood where rushing to my dick just seeing her. She had her hair in a pony tail and she had fantastic C- or maybe even D-cup silicon tits with light nipples, not pink but not far from. My tongue got tied up and I thought I would miss the opportunity but she where very observant and immediately asked me 'are you waiting for someone? While grabbing my forearm with both her hands. I sort o just said 'yeah, for you! ' and she laughed and I laughed and we walked up the stair. Now there were only one room vacant and I thought of that as a good sign.
With the heels she were about 1, 75 meters and inside the room I grabbed her waist and pushed her at the bed where she landed on her back. She looked kind of like a porn star and I had to use a serious amount of willpower not to just dive in between her thighs with my tongue but I stopped my self in time. Who knows how many guys had given her oral sex earlier. She kept on laughing and asked me my name and where I came from and then I asked her. She said her name was Jeni (Jeanie?) and that she came from Poland. I didn't care and told her I would go for the hour if I liked her and she said something about that she assumed that I liked her as I had gone to a zimmer with her but she weren't very skilled in English. I didn't had an hard-on and as I would never let her blow me without a condom this became a problem. Grabbed her fantastic set of tits and they were great, but maybe a little too firm. Got an erection and asked her for a condom. She said 'how many do you want' laughed and took maybe 6-7 condoms from her purse and threw them at the bed. I told her I wanted one straight from her purse and not one that had been on the bed and she took a new one, opened it and placed it in her mouth and I just said 'no, no, no, use your hands'. So, another new condom got opened up and she placed it on my dick. She started sucking and it felt great but she used her hands a little too much and so I told her. Then told her to lay on her back and keep her high hells on and started fucking her mish. She moaned and called me her 'warrior' which just felt awkward so I told her to ride me and she did this while I squeezed her tits. Then she said she liked it doggie style and I told her that I did too so I fucked her from behind for maybe three-four minutes and then told her I wanted to come in her face and she said 'only in my mouth or on my tits' but I couldn't hold it back so I just teared the condom off and blew a serious amount on the mirror and on the bed. She laughed again and this became somewhat annoying so I told her I would pay her now and she asked 'for an hour' and I just responded 'lets go downstairs' and downstairs we went. Took my wallet from the locker and said 'I'll be back' and went to the front desk and changed some 50-Euro bills in to 10-Euros. Gave her 60 Euros and she complained and said 'It wasn't my fault ' etc. So I gave her 20 Euros more and off she went, looking sulky.
Placed my wallet in the safe and when heading for the shower I saw the asian guy heading upstairs with a stunner, holding hands. Looked really funny.
To be continued.
Norjan
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[QUOTE=Norjan;1120429]Got an erection and asked her for a condom. She said 'how many do you want' laughed and took maybe 6-7 condoms from her purse and threw them at the bed. [b]I told her I wanted one straight from her purse and not one that had been on the bed and she took a new one, opened it [/b]and placed it in her mouth and I just said 'no, no, no, use your hands'. So, another new condom got opened up and she placed it on my dick.[/QUOTE]What's all that hystery about? The package was closed, so who cares if the condom was on the bed?
HB
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[QUOTE=Kid Icarus;1120370]Is there any rules for where to have sex? If the girl agree can you have sex in another place then in the kino? I remember that under the stairs on the sofa ther is cleaningstuff. I think its okey there too but maybe not many girls like that. But anyway, what does the rules say? .[/QUOTE]Basically, if the girl agrees, you can have sex anywhere in the club except for the sauna and the pool. Girls get fucked in their ass on the bar stools downstairs sometimes.
HB
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[QUOTE=Angus Magee; 1119734]Anyone else noticing that their reports are being spellchecked (or something) but the forum? In a couple of instances in the past days I have written one ting and something different has been published. The above was supposed to read- "I M vast E" (in my vast experience) the very best etc.
As I say this has happened like this a few times. Anything in the settings I have to turn on or off? I have had a look but do not see anything obvious.
Also emoticons do not seem to work anymore.
AM[/QUOTE]I have also noticed my spelling being corrected (or fucked up). Its best to preview your post and check if anything has been incorrectly modified. I have found that removed emoticons can be added back when editting a post. :D Spellling mistakes are not corrected when in "post edit" mode.
BTW, We are expected to write in fully correct English except for offical abbreviations, I believe. SMS style is really frowned upon by Jackson.
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[QUOTE=Norjan;1120429]Please don't put your towel on a sun bed unless you are laying there.[/QUOTE]Some people, actually most people, leave the towels on the beds after they leave. The cleaners usually pass and pick them up but if you want to get one immediately you simply take off the used towels and put yours.
But remember to wash your hands after touching the used towel, you never know.
This means you will need an extra towel to dry your hands after washing them.
At the same time, you should be quick enough to go back to the sun bed after washing your hands BEFORE someone else removes your new towels from the sun bed.
One strategy could be to free up 2 sun beds and relative towels, rush to wash your hands, grab the new towels after drying your hands and rush back to the sun beds hoping that at least one of them is still free.
While you rush to and from pay max attention because it's very slippery around there. Also, a big sign says "no diving" so in case you should find a particularly slippery section and loose some traction you might find yourself braking the no diving rule inadvertedly. Might not be easy to explain to the security guys.
HTH
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[QUOTE=Hessen Bub; 1120451]Basically, if the girl agrees, you can have sex anywhere in the club except for the sauna and the pool. Girls get fucked in their ass on the bar stools downstairs sometimes.
HB[/QUOTE]Oh that sounds great! Sometimes with the right girl its fun to do it in "public".
And just to make me look even more forward to my visit next Saturday, would you or anyone els say that the boobs been bigger or more girls with bigger over the last year? I am such a big (Y) lover you can't imagine.
Implants should be free from the gouvermant.
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Sunday at Artemis
this is my final report from my week in berlin. i didn't have much time today though as i had a 6 pm flight to catch and i knew that artemis is usually very quiet on sunday mornings so i was looking out for talent right from 11 am when i showered and had breakfast there.
unfortunately there wasn't much around until a girl i have reported on already this week turned up. i smiled at her and she smiled back but she went immediately for breakfast herself. a clue as to this gir's identity. she is 23 and her star sign is aquarius. anyway, she reemerged from the breakfast room and i caught her eye again as she settled down at the bar to have a tea. i was expecting her to come over to me when she had finished drinking and had a cigarette, however when i next looked up she was chatting to some other guy. after a few minutes they went off to a room and i was prepared to wait 30 minutes for her. i went to the loo after 10 minutes and saw her guy in the changing room so i speedily returned to the lounge and yes, she reappeared very quickly. i didn't muck about this time and went straight up to her. she didn't want any chit-chat so we went right upstairs (room 15). to cut things short she was a real star and we spent an hour together, including the cim bonus. well deserved on her part.
i then hung around the club a bit more and after a sauna and a swim there was a czech girl i smiled at but next thing she wasn't at my side but blowing some other guy in the kino. so i called it a day and left.
i am returning to artemis 11/12/13 march. if anyone would like to meet up. do drop me a line! there is a travel messe on then so things should be busy, but hopefully there will be a lot of interesting girls there too.
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Report
Please file a report after your visit. Would Like to know the extent of public sex. Thanks.
Icarus; 1120506]Oh that sounds great! Sometimes with the right girl its fun to do it in "public".
And just to make me look even more forward to my visit next Saturday, would you or anyone els say that the boobs been bigger or more girls with bigger over the last year? I am such a big (Y) lover you can't imagine.
Implants should be free from the gouvermant. [/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=Customx]Please file a report after your visit. Would Like to know the extent of public sex. Thanks.[/QUOTE]No problem, I will happily do that. :)
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[QUOTE=Customx;1120514]Please file a report after your visit. Would Like to know the extent of public sex. Thanks.[/QUOTE]I have never seen much in the way of public sex at Artemis apart from in the kinos. Otherwise I have just witnessed some fondling and snogging on the cushions at the bottom of the stairs. However, there are lots of indicators that it does take place, such as the strategically placed kitchen roll all over the smoking lounge.
I have had sex in the beds which have curtains in that room but the girl I was with insisted on closing them tightly (she even tried to keep them shut with her shoes). The disadvantage of these tent-like spaces is that it is very dark in there. However they do seem to be used quite frequently and it is quite fun when the occupants get noisy!
I'd be interested to know when the sex in public takes place. Although I expect that I'm usually tucked up in bed (alone) at that time.
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[QUOTE=London Traveller]I'd be interested to know when the sex in public takes place. Although I expect that I'm usually tucked up in bed (alone) at that time.[/QUOTE]While public sex at Artemis is with in "the rules" it is not, in my experience, all that common outside the kino. I imagine this has more to do with us mongers than it has to do with the ladies. That is, if you are willing to pay I am sure a number of ladies would be willing to provide.
Ass fucking on the bar stools? Maybe but I have never seen it. I have seen a FFM threesome on one of the couches. And several rather public, curtains open sessions on the beds in the bar.
If you are going to see public sex I would say it is more likely to be when the place is hopping and rooms are in short supply. Personally, were I into public sex, I would look for a more swingers club or partytreff atmosphere. Insomna in Berlin might be a good place to look.
AM
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Forum Form
Lads. I will probably get some flack for this, but am throwing it out there. There have been a number of lengthy entries recently that IMHO are really wide of the purpose of the forum: to provide useful, interesting public information, insight, helpful tips, who and what to enjoy, and who and what to avoid, etc.
Wistful entries that go on about who smoked cigars where; chronological tracking about what time they arrived, how long was spent in the loo; architectural critiques; how interesting was a meal, etc, and trysts with people who cannot be named (so what is the point of telling us?) are best kept, if at all, in a personal diary or a private notebook for a novel. These can be privately re-lived on some rainy afternoon, sipping a glass of cherry, in a rocking chair, perhaps with a little Bach in the background, recalling how it was back in the day. But please, spare us here.
I understand this is a public forum, that writing should be colorful, and I am not arguing for dry, factoid twitter-like prose. But would be auteurs really would serve us all better by brevity, by providing info of public vs. Highly private interest, and by sticking to the plot. That is all I shall say on this subject.
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In passing. Some other locals and I had gone increasingly sour on Artemis's devolution over the past year, with an overreliance on young spinners and sharky girls, kitchen problems, and was even diagnosed by Herr Doktor Magee as suffering from Mongers Malaise. However, there has been a noticable fresh infusion of voluptuous new (or reconstructed) talent, and the thrill is back. Shelby & Renee seriously carrying the torch. Recommended.
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Public Poon
[QUOTE=Angus Magee; 1120628]While public sex at Artemis is with in "the rules" it is not, in my experience, all that common outside the kino. I would look for a more swingers club or partytreff atmosphere. Insomnia in Berlin might be a good place to look.
AM[/QUOTE]This very subject came up in a recent 1st Quarter Review discussion with the pool-side massage A-team who said last year, there was an epic performance where some wealthy, possibly coked-out monger was at it all over the place. Pool chairs, bar, stairs, back sofas, etc. Apparently this went on for more than 3 hours, non-stop. The spectacle was viewed and recounted by all in quite graphic detail, which I guess was the point, and the girl was exhausted (who'the a thunk it?). I've also seen once a blowjob given on the main stairway, towards downstairs, and all had to gingerly walk around the couple. So it does happen, but not the norm.
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[QUOTE=Rocketboy0;1120661]So it does happen, but not the norm.[/QUOTE]I will then do my best to incrase these kind of things, this weekend.
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Taxi Artemis. Schönefeld in early morning
Anyone can estimate cost and time requested for a taxi from Artemis to Schönefeld airport in the early morning?
Lets say around 5am. Ahaha.
To Tegel it usually costs around 15.
Sorry for the OT.
Ciao
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[QUOTE=Kimino; 1120753]Anyone can estimate cost and time requested for a taxi from Artemis to Schönefeld airport in the early morning?
Lets say around 5am. Ahaha.
To Tegel it usually costs around 15.
Sorry for the OT.
Ciao[/QUOTE]Using the taxi fare calculator (I am not sure how accurate this is) the fare came to €47. 61. Keep in mind that the route they seem to calculate was right through town. There must be a faster way (and presumably less expensive) way to get there. But from my own knowledge of taxi fares in Berlin I would say at least €40 +. Taxi from Art to my place in Schöneberg is between 16 & 18 Euros and I live a way from the airport.
[url]http://www.worldtaximeter.com/berlin[/url]
AM
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[QUOTE=Angus Magee; 1120771]Using the taxi fare calculator (I am not sure how accurate this is) the fare came to €47. 61. Keep in mind that the route they seem to calculate was right through town. There must be a faster way (and presumably less expensive) way to get there. But from my own knowledge of taxi fares in Berlin I would say at least €40 +. Taxi from Art to my place in Schöneberg is between 16 & 18 Euros and I live a way from the airport.
[url]http://www.worldtaximeter.com/berlin[/url]
AM[/QUOTE]thanks so much Angus, I didn't know the site.
It also says 22 minutes trip. Even doubling the estimate it still fits good for my plans.
Good to know.
Again thanks.
Kimino
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Public sex is allowed in the bar room (I have seen it 4 or 5 times). Jenna for example can give you a blowjob there.
It's also allowed on the big couch in front of the wellness area downstairs. I've seen it only one time.
And its possible in the bar area downstairs (but not in the wellness area, that's forbidden). Maybe I want to try it while watching football in TV.). I'm early I have never seen it. But its not forbidden.
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[QUOTE=Kimino; 1120500]Some people, actually most people, leave the towels on the beds after they leave. The cleaners usually pass and pick them up but if you want to get one immediately you simply take off the used towels and put yours.
But remember to wash your hands after touching the used towel, you never know.
This means you will need an extra towel to dry your hands after washing them.
At the same time, you should be quick enough to go back to the sun bed after washing your hands BEFORE someone else removes your new towels from the sun bed.
One strategy could be to free up 2 sun beds and relative towels, rush to wash your hands, grab the new towels after drying your hands and rush back to the sun beds hoping that at least one of them is still free.
While you rush to and from pay max attention because it's very slippery around there. Also, a big sign says "no diving" so in case you should find a particularly slippery section and loose some traction you might find yourself braking the no diving rule inadvertedly. Might not be easy to explain to the security guys.
HTH[/QUOTE]Thanks man. I guess you are one of those persons.
But you actually made me think how to solve the problem. Next time I will just turn a bed upside down and then back again, leaving the used towel on the floor. How simple can things be?
Norjan, saving up for my next visit
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[QUOTE=Rocketboy0;1120656]However, there has been a noticable fresh infusion of voluptuous new (or reconstructed) talent, and the thrill is back. Shelby & Renee seriously carrying the torch. Recommended.[/QUOTE]Shelby and Renee? Sounds very interesting, what do they look like?
Norjan
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Lesbian show?
Dooes anyone know what the price tag for a lesbian show would be?
I mean just watching two girls going down on each other etc in a room and not participate your self.
Norjan, saving up
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[QUOTE=Norjan; 1120798]Shelby and Renee? Sounds very interesting, what do they look like?
Norjan[/QUOTE]Renee, If it's the one I think, has a beautiful face, always with strong but nice makeup. Long blonde hair, almost platinum (last time I saw her). She is a very nice and sweet girl, kind of a large ass.
I went with her quite a few times but didn't session in the last 3/4 visits.
The only threesome I did in artemis I did with her and another girl.
Shelby, beats me. A very popular name, probably even sessioned with her but can't figure out who she is.
Ciao
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[QUOTE=Norjan;1120796]But you actually made me think how to solve the problem. Next time I will just turn a bed upside down and then back again, leaving the used towel on the floor. How simple can things be?[/QUOTE]Please Norjan let me know when this will be. I dearly would like to be there to watch as security throws you out the front door, without giving you the chance to dress (I have seen this happen) into the clutches of the Westkreuz gypsy gang.
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[QUOTE=Angus Magee; 1120825]Please Norjan let me know when this will be. I dearly would like to be there to watch as security throws you out the front door, without giving you the chance to dress (I have seen this happen) into the clutches of the Westkreuz gypsy gang.
AM[/QUOTE]March 18, 19, maybe even 20, if lucky. So, if this is about to happen, your best chance will probably be March 18.
Norjan
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Possible Artemis visit tomorrow
I may be visiting Artemis tomorrow (Wednesday). Let me know if anyone likes to say Hi.
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Brazil girl
If anyone knows the working whereabouts of a tall slim and very sweet character Brazil girl with natural B cups (nearly C) and slim face and was working at Oase last summer under name Cynthia and previously at Palace under name Kimi, I would be pleased to hear. I am posting in Artemis since she is reported to have worked there at some point. Her standard greeting to favouries is "Honey!". . Good Deutsch and moderate English ability.
Drives a black sports car I believe.
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[QUOTE=Kid Icarus; 1120506]Oh that sounds great! Sometimes with the right girl its fun to do it in "public".
And just to make me look even more forward to my visit next Saturday, would you or anyone els say that the boobs been bigger or more girls with bigger over the last year? I am such a big (Y) lover you can't imagine.[/QUOTE]I'm also at the club on Saturday. Hopefully there will be some public action!
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Wednesday in Artemis
I've just come from Artemis. The big fruit logistics messe starting tomorrow (about which I was warned about before) seems to have drawn quite a crowd. There wasn't even enough space to stand at times and dozens of people were still coming in (or at least trying to) at 2 am while I was leaving.
I managed to get some nice sessions with girls I had a relation going on before, but I wouldn't recommend visiting this week.
As for the two fellow ISG mongers who already have their plans set: Try to arrive early on.
As an upside of the messe crowd, there was a great girl selection to choose from (if you can find them in the sea of people, that is.) One could use this 'opportunity' to try new talent.
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[QUOTE=Nebula2001;1121605]As an upside of the messe crowd, there was a great girl selection to choose from (if you can find them in the sea of people, that is.) One could use this 'opportunity' to try new talent.[/QUOTE]If ever you are going to see public sex at Artemis this is the weekend. The fruit logistics crowd are a randy bunch I hear. Go figure.
I actually turned around at the door last year during this event last year at the recommendation of the desk lady. As Nebula suggests-if your plans are set, arrive early to get a seat.
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Shelby told me that many ladies will be present this weekend because:
"The fruit men are here"
Something to ponder on.
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[QUOTE=Nebula2001;1121605]I've just come from Artemis. The big fruit logistics messe starting tomorrow (about which I was warned about before) seems to have drawn quite a crowd. There wasn't even enough space to stand at times and dozens of people were still coming in (or at least trying to) at 2 am while I was leaving.[/QUOTE]I would hate to guess what the average waiting time for a room would tally during prime hours? It must be astronomical.
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[QUOTE=Ortos;1121899]I would hate to guess what the average waiting time for a room would tally during prime hours? It must be astronomical.[/QUOTE]One of the very rare occasions in which I'm happy not to be there!
Maybe.
Ciao
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[QUOTE=Nebula2001; 1121605]I've just come from Artemis. The big fruit logistics messe starting tomorrow (about which I was warned about before) seems to have drawn quite a crowd. There wasn't even enough space to stand at times and dozens of people were still coming in (or at least trying to) at 2 am while I was leaving.
I managed to get some nice sessions with girls I had a relation going on before, but I wouldn't recommend visiting this week.
As for the two fellow ISG mongers who already have their plans set: Try to arrive early on.
As an upside of the messe crowd, there was a great girl selection to choose from (if you can find them in the sea of people, that is.) One could use this 'opportunity' to try new talent.[/QUOTE]I was there too. A nightmare. Just too many people.
I saw you at one point. About 9pm you were ensconced on a sofa opposite the bar with some blonde wrapped around you. Wasn't feeling especially sociable, so I didn't come to say Hello. Next time.
Charlie
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Tutti Fruitti
[QUOTE=Kimino; 1121913]One of the very rare occasions in which I'm happy not to be there!
Maybe. [/QUOTE]For all you worriers. It's really not a big deal if you go early say 1530 and leave by 2130 (as I did today). It was full but not overwhelmingly so, lockers were available, rooms were available without wait, if you just delay slightly eating, kitchen room was essentially empty, and most important, the A team was still relaxed. However, past 2130 the storm clouds were clearly gathering and there were lots of stories about it being insanely crowded past 2230. But really, you have to be mad to think you'the get anything like a GFE experience that late during a Messe. I mean the poor things have smoke pouring out of their privates. But cum early and it's no problemo.
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[QUOTE=Rocketboy0;1121967]For all you worriers. It's really not a big deal if you go early say 1530 and leave by 2130 (as I did today). It was full but not overwhelmingly so, lockers were available, rooms were available without wait, if you just delay slightly eating, kitchen room was essentially empty, and most important, the A team was still relaxed.[/QUOTE]Dammit, Rocketboy! Here I was thinking that I was free from my addiction this week. Now I have to go and see for myself.
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I will be there from 11-05.
Eat, fuck, sleep, repeat.
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[QUOTE=Nebula2001;1122000]Dammit, Rocketboy! Here I was thinking that I was free from my addiction this week. Now I have to go and see for myself.[/QUOTE]"Just when I thought I was out...they pull me back in." Sil doing Pacino.
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=si4rMCJBD3E&feature=related[/url]
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Tjohoo (or anyone else knowing Nina, Fatima and Marketa)
Hi Tjohoo.
Thanks for your reports, very nice reading.
The girls you went with, Nina, Fatima, Marketa, could you describe what they look like a little more in detail?
Length, hair colour, hair style, breast size, silicon / natural, eye colour, skin colour, clothing, jewellery, tattoos etc.
I would appreciate it very much if you did (or anyone else reading this).
I'm planning my mid-March visit.
Norjan, saving up Euros
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LOL you are funny Norjan. I can see you walking around with your notbook.
And my trip? I missed the #+% plane. A N T I C L I M A X
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[QUOTE=Norjan;1123328]I'm planning my mid-March visit.[/QUOTE]Same here. I'll be there on 15/16, just in case.
Ciao
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[QUOTE=Charlie 123; 1121926]I saw you at one point. About 9pm you were ensconced on a sofa opposite the bar with some blonde wrapped around you. Wasn't feeling especially sociable, so I didn't come to say Hello. Next time.
Charlie[/QUOTE]Hey Charlie.
I somehow overlooked your post until now. I'll probably drop by tomorrow (Thursday) to try my luck again.
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Any feedback from "The weekend of the vegetable men"?
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[QUOTE=Traveller Uk;1124330]Any feedback from "The weekend of the vegetable men"?[/QUOTE]I also wonder. I'would never even think about visiting when there is a fruit messe.
I've heard that the fruit and vegetable men are a really nasty and abnormally randy horde of rough-asses and because they visit the club so infrequent, the farmers almost go on a rampage at the club once inside. It's like they loose control of them selves. I've also heard that they don't care too much about their hygiene.
Think I'm kidding? Ask the girls.
Norjan
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Friday at the big A
I've just come home from Artemis. (Couldn't make it on Thursday.) Nice girl selection. There were quite a lot of men, but it wasn't too crowded. Everything nice and smooth.
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[QUOTE=Traveller Uk;1124330]Any feedback from "The weekend of the vegetable men"?[/QUOTE]It turns out that the night before the messe starts (e. G. The Wednesday night) was the worst night to visit. I guess all the messe people had arrived but didn't have much to do business-wise that day. The days afterwards were much more manageable. From my experience and from what I heard, the "sea of people" thing didn't happen again after Wednesday. Though of course it was still more crowded than usual.
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[QUOTE=Norjan; 1124352]I've also heard that they don't care too much about their hygiene.
Think I'm kidding? Ask the girls. [/QUOTE]Yes! In fact, I saw quite a lot of people doing bukkake which, as I'm sure you're aware of, involves ejaculating into the glasses they got from the bar. So, I'd bring my own disposable plastic glasses with me if I were you.
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[QUOTE=Nebula2001;1124850]Yes! In fact, I saw quite a lot of people doing bukkake which, as I'm sure you're aware of, involves ejaculating into the glasses they got from the bar.[/QUOTE]Really? How did it taste?
Norjan
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Relative couth
There are several girls at Artemis who could really benefit from an unpolished non-couth rural "seeing to". A certain Hungarian girl comes to mind.
This needs to be followed up with conventions for Mediterrean sailors and French truck drivers at ICC. Makes the rest of us seem like total gentlemen.
[QUOTE=Norjan; 1124352]I've heard that the fruit and vegetable men are a really nasty and abnormally randy horde of rough-asses and because they visit the club so infrequent, the farmers almost go on a rampage at the club once inside. It's like they loose control of them selves. I've also heard that they don't care too much about their hygiene.
Norjan[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=Bearsk;1125611]This needs to be followed up with conventions for Mediterrean sailors and French truck drivers at ICC. Makes the rest of us seem like total gentlemen.[/QUOTE]I agree. On my visits I've seen that most guys are very unsophisticated. I've seen truck drivers with 5 day beard-stubble walking in with dirty boots and clothes.
Another thing that I really dislike is guys who is laughing behind a girls back after saying something mean about her to a male friend. If anyone reading this do that, please do it elsewhere.
I wish the guests where all a little more like London Traveller, I saw him during the IFA-messe, laying on the bed at the base of the stair a whole evening, disturbing no one, just observing.
Norjan
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Artemis last visit
Hi everybody, my last visit to Artemis was unfortunately a very short experience, due to my business obstacles. I was here on Tuesday, after the Messe week, and my impression was that the level of the girls was not so high, but it depend also on my arrival time, a bit too early maybe. Anyway, after one hour that I spent trying to recognize some of my favourite girls (according to your precious reports) finally I met Maria, the Hungarian blonde: wonderful body, very pretty, nice attitude, after a quick stop in the kino downstairs we went up. A good session, but not as I really wanted: she kisses, but not deeply, she likes to have her pussy licked, but no fingering, good positions and cim ending. She has a really wonderful body and that is worth enough, but. I don't know. It has not clicked something.
Unfortunately I had to leave early, so I can only wait for my next time in Berlin. In the Berlin thread I'm going to report some other brief experiences. Thanks for everything.
Alleng
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Expectations
[QUOTE=Norjan;1125827]I agree. On my visits I've seen that most guys are very unsophisticated.Norjan[/QUOTE]Well, maybe you've just picked some bad nights. Or perhaps you mistook the entrance for that of the Foreign Ministry, or the Ritz Carlton? But last time I checked Artemis was a large brothel. In such places, looser morals and codes of behavior rule. That's not license for blokes to be bad and boorish, but really does come with the territory. That's also why there's extensive video surveillance and security. Teddy Roosevelt's warning about heat and kitchens comes to mind. We're looking for some recent detailed reports on the high end venues to see if they're really a cut above. Perhaps you'the care to invest?
Meanwhile, the rest of us are far more interested in the women. Let us stick to the plot.
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[QUOTE=Rocketboy0;1127123]Well, maybe you've just picked some bad nights. Or perhaps you mistook the entrance for that of the Foreign Ministry, or the Ritz Carlton?[/QUOTE]LOL.
Reminds me about the (very) old joke about the tourist in Marrakech who tells the taxi driver to take him to the Embassy. The driver pulls up in front of a dingy building in the worst part of town. In the entrance lobby he can see scantily dressed ladies of ill-repute slumped on the floor next to suited business types smoking opium pipes. 'No, you fool' he says to the driver, 'not the British Embassy, take me to the Embassy nightclub'.
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[QUOTE=Rocketboy0;1127123]We're looking for some recent detailed reports on the high end venues to see if they're really a cut above. Perhaps you'the care to invest?[/QUOTE]Artemis is the only place I know in Berlin, in fact I have'nt even seen any other place in the city, except for some restaurants and hotels.
High end venues? I would be happy to pay a visit, and write a detailed report, but I don't know where to find them. Also don't know the prices for that kind of club.
Norjan, counting the days
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Upscale Field Reports
[QUOTE=Norjan;1127233]...High end venues? I would be happy to pay a visit, and write a detailed report, but I don't know where to find them. Also don't know the prices for that kind of club. Norjan, counting the days[/QUOTE]Great. You can try Bel Ami (near Olympic Stadium [url]http://www.belami-berlin.de/[/url]) and Villa Rascone ([url]http://www.rascona.de/[/url]) Konstanzer Str U bahn. No info on prices but they are surely double Art's. But perhaps the classy gentlemen, fine cultivated women, and strict high standards of hygiene will make it worthwhile. We eagerly await your reports.
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[QUOTE=Rocketboy0; 1127456]Great. You can try Bel Ami (near Olympic Stadium.
[url]http://www.belami-berlin.de/[/url]
) and Villa Rascone (
[url]http://www.rascona.de/[/url]
) Konstanzer Str U bahn. No info on prices but they are surely double Art's. But perhaps the classy gentlemen, fine cultivated women, and strict high standards of hygiene will make it worthwhile. We eagerly await your reports. [/QUOTE]Thanks.
Is there a forum here on ISG to disccuss these clubs?
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[QUOTE=Norjan; 1127477]Thanks.
Is there a forum here on ISG to disccuss these clubs? [/QUOTE]No specific forum discusses these clubs. However there is some info on both clubs in the Berlin thread. Info is sketchy thus the need for further reportage. I would do it myself had I the financial resources. Sadly, I do not. Some one who carries hundred of €s around in his hat & socks might just be able to crack these treasure troves.
Up for the job Norjan?
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[QUOTE=Angus Magee; 1127480]No specific forum discusses these clubs. However there is some info on both clubs in the Berlin thread. Info is sketchy thus the need for further reportage. I would do it myself had I the financial resources. Sadly, I do not. Some one who carries hundred of €s around in his hat & socks might just be able to crack these treasure troves.
Up for the job Norjan?
AM[/QUOTE]I'm very tempted, very, but the lack of information about the clubs probably makes it impossible.
It took me a lot of effort, a lot, to get my self to Artemis the first time but now I know the place quite well.
I'm heading for Berlin in three weeks and I don't think I have the time enough to make up plans.
Euros is no problem, I've been saving up a couple of months now.
Norjan
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Field Work 2. 0
[QUOTE=Norjan; 1127515]I'm very tempted, very, but the lack of information about the clubs probably makes it impossible. It took me a lot of effort, a lot, to get my self to Artemis the first time but now I know the place quite well. I'm heading for Berlin in three weeks and I don't think I have the time enough to make up plans.
Euros is no problem, I've been saving up a couple of months now. Norjan[/QUOTE]Norjan. Sent you all the websites, all easily within reach of Berlin's excellent transit system. All 15-20 min tops from city center. I should think 30 minutes would be enough to plan and you have three weeks yet. Plus they all look immaculately clean. You can do it; we working class stiffs are counting on you for some up to date reports.
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24th and 25th Feb
[u]Thursday 24th Feb.[/u]
I flew into a bitterly cold Berlin on business on Wednesday. I got my work finished pretty quickly so I was able to spend a few hours at the Artemis on Thursday.
I arrived around 15. 30 and there was a good sized crowd in probably 10 men to 20 women. After taking a walk around and having a nice sauna I decided to have my first session.
[b]Petra (Bulgaria)[/b]
Petra sat beside me in the main bar and after a little chit-chat we headed upstairs. She is a reasonably pretty brunette with great tits I enquired about extras and as far as I could make out she only charges extra for anal or CIM. We had a fun session, she gave great head and was in no rush to get back downstairs after we finished. Possible repeat.
After a nice rest, some tea and cigarettes I was ready round 2.
[b]Adrianna (Poland)[/b]
I spotted this stunning little blonde at the bar and hoped to catch her eye. She was throwing a bunch of pole-dancer poses; sticking her ass out, twirling on the spot and jiggling her amazing tits. I gave her a big smile during one of her twirls and she sashay'the over to me. We had a nice conversation, she was a real delight to talk to and we soon headed up stairs.
This was one of the best sessions I've ever had in Artemis. She is a beautiful young woman, amazing tits, long blonde hair, cute face and barely 5 foot tall when she kicks off her stripper shoes. She reminded me a lot of porn star Jasmine Rouge – we had a great time and the site of her bent over the bed while I take her from behind in a standing-doggie position will stay with me for long time. I felt my orgasm building and building and when it hit I was almost knocked off me feet. Superb. €20 tip on top of the standard €60. Money very well spent.
More relaxation, a swim and some food later and I was ready to go again. There were a couple of girls that kept catching my eye that I wanted to approach but everytime I was ready for action they were no where to be seen. Frustrating indeed. After cooling my heels for a while I spotted one of my choices in the doorway of the main bar where the gambling machines are. I walked over and introduced myself.
[b]Lorreana (Columbia)[/b]
She is a beautiful, Latino Goddess. 5 foot nothing of the best curves I've seen in a long time, great tits and ass and a stunning smile. Unfortunately the session didn't match up to her great looks. This was kind of my fault as I didn't establish what I was interested in before we headed upstairs.
As soon as we got in the door she started talking about €120 for massage and sex. I told her I wasn't after a massage and just wanted the standard €60 session but according to her the standard didn't include a lot of what I would call standard activities; licking and sucking her tits for example. I probably should have bailed there and then but when one of the most beautiful women I've ever seen is standing naked in front of me I capable of clear thought. So we got down to it.
The sex was pretty great when we got going. After a few positions we shifted to doggie style, which looked amazing in the mirrors. Just as I was about to come she started rolling and bouncing her hips which produced an amazingly hard orgasm from me. I enjoyed our time together but I should have clarified what I wanted from the session downstairs.
[u]Friday 25th[/u]
I had a few hours to kill on Friday evening and I wanted to experience an Artemis Friday night atmosphere.
I arrived around 18:00 and there was a good, lively buzz in the place. There was a group of English lads gathered on the long couch behind the bar, they must have been a stag party, who were adding to the Friday atmosphere. More importantly there were loads of women walking about. It never fails to amaze me the beauty of the women who work there. Some real beauties. There was one girl that strolled through the bar a few times and I was instantly hooked. She was tall with a really pretty face and a great smile but what was cathing my eye was her most prominent feature; her tits. They were easily the biggest there, even bigger than Jennas. After giving her a little wave she sat down beside me. And after a really nice conversation we headed upstairs.
[b]Julie (Germany)[/b]
This was such a great session I'm smiling as I think about it. Her tits and face are genuinely stunning she has loads of piercing (including her one in her clit) and loads of interesting tattoos. After a killer session (those mirrors are a real godsend) we lay panting on the bed for a few minutes chatting away. She has a truly sweet personality and is a real joy to spend time with.
€60 + €20 tip. Best money I spent in my two days at the club. And possible my best ever session there.
I was pretty wiped out by now but I had to have one last session. I spotted a cute brunette at the bar and whisked her up stairs pretty promptly.
[b]Isabella (Moldovia)[/b]
This was a pretty standard session except for one thing – she wouldn't do doggie style. I was in no mood to argue so we worked our way through a variety of positions before finishing in missionary. Good session but nothing special. Not a repeat.
So that was my 2 days at Artemis. Sessions rated between 'best ever' and 'nothing special' but overall I had a great time and I love that little tingle on anticipation you get in your stomach walking from the train station to the club. You can't beat it.
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[QUOTE=Rocketboy0;1127579]Norjan. Sent you all the websites, all easily within reach of Berlin's excellent transit system. All 15-20 min tops from city center. I should think 30 minutes would be enough to plan and you have three weeks yet. Plus they all look immaculately clean. You can do it; we working class stiffs are counting on you for some up to date reports.[/QUOTE]There is just too little information on the web sites, in fact nothing at all. I need a lot more info to feel secure about going. Also you gave me the site.
[url]www.belami-berlin.de[/url]
But I found.
[url]www.belamiberlin.de[/url]
Which seem to be the right one? The sites represent two different clubs.
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Ersatz
[QUOTE=Norjan; 1127595]There is just too little information on the web sites, in fact nothing at all. I need a lot more info to feel secure about going. Also you gave me a site.But I found.
[url]www.belamiberlin.de[/url]
Which seem to be the right one? [/QUOTE]You're right-it's the second one. Sorry. Forgot there were 2. See how good you are at this. Anyway that one is pretty famous allegedly (Ben Afleck, Kevin Kosner, I bet Charley Sheen must have been there as well.). The Rascone was reviewed somewhere maybe in the Berlin site. But it's very old review and not so much detail. But all easy to reach. You'the be fine. Probably a lot less stress than Artemis. Anyway, let us know if and when.
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Artemis Feb Thursday 18th
I was at Artemis on February Thursday 18th in the afternoon. More men than average based on my experiences (my last visit was one year ago anyway) , so men were more than women but there was a nice girl selection indeed.
As usual I 'test' the girls in the kino area downstairs, where I usually get some foreplay plus blowjob before heading up to a room.
My encounters in brief were with:
Katriana: Russia (Siberia) , tall, blonde. Nice session. I would repeat.
Hellen: German, blonde, beautiful. Bad service though. I had a bad vibe but she was so good looking so I was weak. She was still like wood. I will never repeat and since I've had bad session with too many german girls now in the future I will try to avoid.
Carolina: Lituania, brown hair, not short herself as well. Good session, best of the day.
A girl from Spain, brown hair, blue eyes, she said it was her 22 birthday (well everyone spends their birthday as they wish). Not very customer oriented, bad blowjob (kind of handjob licking the top of the penis, even though the blowjob she did in the kino was better) , the rest not bad but I would not repeat.
So a mixed experience this time but I tend to remember the good encounters over the bad ones.
Sadly this is the second time I got a STD at Artemis. In 2007 I got a strong gonorrhea, this time it seems something more bland (still I have to do all the tests).
Cheers.
Buck
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[QUOTE=Buck Rogers; 1127952]Sadly this is the second time I got a STD at Artemis. In 2007 I got a strong gonorrhea, this time it seems something more bland (still I have to do all the tests).
Cheers.
Buck[/QUOTE]Whats your symptoms? Seems like thera are STD:s all over FKK land now. I read in the World thread about two guys that got gonorrhea when visiting this February.
If you got it at Artemis, more people must have caught it too.
I think of cancelling my trip.
Norjan
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My symptoms are not heavy but still it is something to be taken care of:
- a bit of while liquid coming out.
- a bit of burning when [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord112][CodeWord112][/url], it hurts a bit when in erection, the ejaculation hurts a bit more.
- sometime it itches
The Hospital is going to call me to visit me beetween Monday and Wednesday.
STDs are a well known risk if you decide to monger. If I think about it the girl that gave me this, she surely had a lot of other encounters and the other men had other girls as well and so on.
I don't know the % one can pass the desease to the other. The problem is that women are often asymptomatic (ex. Gonorrhea and chlamydia) so they might not know to have the desease but we notice if we got something.
In my case I hadn't mongered for a year and the first time after 1 year I got one STD right away! Lucky.
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[QUOTE=Buck Rogers;1127952]Hellen: German, blonde, beautiful. Bad service though. I had a bad vibe but she was so good looking so I was weak. She was still like wood. I will never repeat and since I've had bad session with too many german girls now in the future I will try to avoid.[/QUOTE]Is Hellen maybe Helena? Tall, dark hair, lot of piercing, definitely good looking?
If it' her I'm kind of surprised, she is one of my favorites right now.
I remember myself writing exactly the same stuff about german girls on a report, maybe one year ago. Next time I visited Artemis I went with 3 german girls in a row and was totally happy about that. Ahaha.
All the best!
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Mad about Meds
[QUOTE=Buck Rogers; 1128123]My symptoms are not heavy but still it is something to be taken care of:
- a bit of while liquid coming out.
- a bit of burning when [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord112][CodeWord112][/url], it hurts a bit when in erection, the ejaculation hurts a bit more.
- sometime it itches
The Hospital is going to call me to visit me beetween Monday and Wednesday.
STDs are a well known risk if you decide to monger. If I think about it the girl that gave me this, she surely had a lot of other encounters and the other men had other girls as well and so on.
In my case I hadn't mongered for a year and the first time after 1 year I got one STD right away! Lucky. [/QUOTE]Buck. Sorry you're going through all this, brave of you to post all, and as Charley123 mentioned last week. It's quite useful. Please, if you feel up to it, and when you know:
Can you let us know what the actual STD diagnosis is, and
Given the normal incubation period etc. Do you really think it was via Artemis or could it have been another prior encounter? (If you think you even know who. You can PM me.).
Thanks
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Deutchland Deutschland
[QUOTE=Kimino;1128360]I remember myself writing exactly the same stuff about german girls on a report, maybe one year ago. Next time I visited Artemis I went with 3 german girls in a row and was totally happy about that.[/QUOTE]On this discussion about nationalities and talent, this has been discussed before. There are great women, and not so great, everywhere, it's difficult to judge from the population in bordellos, and your own experiences may of course vary. I would only say that based on a fair bit of (my) experience, German girls, in general, seriously rock.
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Hellen: she is blonde (might be fake) but not piercing at all so it is another one. She said she was from Hamburg.
German girls: I had my luck with German girls (best experiences in apartments though, ex Koeln) but then I experienced various bad sessions in a row at Artemis. I'm sure I will try german girls again one day. The only ones that I avoid by default are Romanian girls but it is a personal issue.
Overall my best experiences are with Russian and ex USSR countries girls (such us Lithuania)
STD: It is 100% coming from Artemis. I started feeling something on Saturday (I was at Artemis on Thursday) so a 2 days incubation period. I can't possible know which girl was but when you go to Artemis I can feel some girls are cleaner and some less (less showers?). The spanish one from Madrid was the one that gave me the sensation to be less clean.
I will have my visit on Wednesday morning and they will probably give me some antibiotics but I don't know if they will be able to tell me what exactly is at once without further tests.
Mongering can be "hard" in more than one sense.
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[QUOTE=Buck Rogers;1128457]STD: It is 100% coming from Artemis. I started feeling something on Saturday (I was at Artemis on Thursday) so a 2 days incubation period. I can't possible know which girl was but when you go to Artemis I can feel some girls are cleaner and some less (less showers?). The spanish one from Madrid was the one that gave me the sensation to be less clean.[/QUOTE]A Spanish girl. Well, at least I, am not surprised. By now, who knows how many persons hav gotten infected, girls and mongers. No one knows cause not many guys report about things like this. Buck Rogers, I hope you will recover quickly.
This I think ruin my plans, and I have flight tickets and all, bad news really bad news. I've been waiting six months.
Even thou I never go with southern european looking girls, avoiding the germs must be reallly tricky by now.
Maybe I will fly to Berlin anyway, doing normal tourist things. Yes, sounds like a lot of fun.
Norjan
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You're not seriously considering to cancel your visit to Artemis? What do you think, that there's some kind of epidemic spreading rapidly in the club? Give yourself a break, calm down, go to Artemis and have a good time.
HB
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Quick visit
This Friday, I managed to escape from my travel company for a short visit at Artemis.
I arrived a bit after 14. 00 and it was a nice, calm atmosphere. However, the "chase" seemed to increase after that and I realised I have to do a selection to not miss my "window" of time.
After some hesitations between options, I selected Marketa (CZ) , which turned out to be a good one. She was really nice and a real good encounter, as I now also read here in this thread. I just concur what others already written!
Among the options, there was a new Hungarian girl, next door type, with braces. Really tempting. Anyone having experiences? She told me she's been at Artemis for 5 days.
When reading this thread, I became a bit scared of the STD risk of course, but as HB wrote, there is no reason for panic.
If someone feels a bit nervous about the STD risk, just keep the entire session protected, after all, that is way better than running around ogling Brandenburger Tor! .
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[QUOTE=Buck Rogers;1128457]STD: It is 100% coming from Artemis. I started feeling something on Saturday (I was at Artemis on Thursday) so a 2 days incubation period. I can't possible know which girl was but when you go to Artemis I can feel some girls are cleaner and some less (less showers?). The spanish one from Madrid was the one that gave me the sensation to be less clean.[/QUOTE]Ciao Buck Rogers, I'm sorry for the situation.
I found this page with incubation times of STD.
[url]http://std.about.com/od/overviewofstds/a/incubationper.htm[/url]
All the best!
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Marketa?
[QUOTE=Blue Swede;1128516]After some hesitations between options, I selected Marketa (CZ) , which turned out to be a good one. She was really nice and a real good encounter, as I now also read here in this thread. I just concur what others already written![/QUOTE]Is that the pretty, slim, petite blonde who was hanging out with a dark-haired girl who said she was also from the Czech Republic? I did both of them and both were good fucks! The blonde was really busy, and I was happy to have my turn with her. She approached me in the kino and we ended up going to one of the rooms located down there.
And you know what I did right? That's right my friends! I cornholed her deep up in that Czech butthole of hers and was saying out loud so all in the kino could hear how I was fucking her in her asshole. Was surprised that such a petite little girl like that was taking it so well up the yin yang.
That asshole was TIGHT and had to work my way up in there. Almost thought I wasn't going to make it. If that was Marketa (that's the name I remember anyway) , then she was a damn good butt fuck! Her friend didn't do anal but spit all over my dick (I LOVE that) then took one hell of a hard and rough slam fuck (received many knowing smiles from them both later throughout the evening).
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[QUOTE=Hessen Bub; 1128500]You're not seriously considering to cancel your visit to Artemis? What do you think, that there's some kind of epidemic spreading rapidly in the club? Give yourself a break, calm down, go to Artemis and have a good time.
HB[/QUOTE]I am seriously considering to cancel. What says there is not an epidemic? You think that only one single girl at Artemis is a carrier and that she only pass it on to one single guy? That's very unlikely.
If one girl gives a guy an STD, it is very unlikely that she has not given it to other guys. How many guys do you think she have been with since February 18? One hundered? That's not unlikely.
And how many girls do you think the avarage monger go with on one night at Artemis? 3-4? That's not unlikely either.
You do the math.
Norjan
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[QUOTE=Norjan; 1128840]You do the math.
Norjan[/QUOTE]If you trust your own maths based upon only 2 reports on this board and come to the conclusion there is an epedimy then indeed you must cancel your trip.
How did you do your maths and what definition of an epedimy did you use and what was your input-data?
As stated many times already. There is always a limited risk getting infected. The 2 recent reports her (and none on German or Dutch boards) only prove this limited risk and show no prove for an epedimy.
If you do not accept this limited risk (which is difficult to quantify) then indeed better you do not visit FKK's. If you are good at maths then also perform a calaculation of the risk getting involved in a Car or flight accident and compare this risk with the infection risk in a FKK. Or even better perform a FMEA analysis where you do not take into account only the [b]risk[/b] But also the [b]effect[/b]. Goodluck with the calculations!
B30
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[QUOTE=Norjan;1128840]do the math.[/QUOTE]Better stay home Norjan. Leave the higher mathematics to those with the numbers for head. What with the gypsies and the clap Berlin is a cesspool. Some things even spray on bandaids can not help.
An STD outbreak (real or imagined) at the local watering hole is after all what separates the mongers from the weekend warriors. As Big30 note below, life, and especially FKK life, involves this risk. These "epidemic" (please note the quotes) fears are basically groundless. At least from what I have read on the boards recently. Had I the funds to back it up I would be there tonight to prove it to you.
AM
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[QUOTE=The Cane;1128539]Is that the pretty, slim, petite blonde who was hanging out with a dark-haired girl who said she was also from the Czech Republic? I did both of them and both were good fucks! The blonde was really busy, and I was happy to have my turn with her. She approached me in the kino and we ended up going to one of the rooms located down there.[/QUOTE]Yes, that's her! I was offered a combo with them both, but decided to take one of them, took a while to decide which.
I was however pleased with the choice.
Blue
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[QUOTE=Big30; 1128844]If you trust your own maths based upon only 2 reports on this board and come to the conclusion there is an epedimy then indeed you must cancel your trip.
How did you do your maths and what definition of an epedimy did you use and what was your input-data?
As stated many times already. There is always a limited risk getting infected. The 2 recent reports her (and none on German or Dutch boards) only prove this limited risk and show no prove for an epedimy.
If you do not accept this limited risk (which is difficult to quantify) then indeed better you do not visit FKK's. If you are good at maths then also perform a calaculation of the risk getting involved in a Car or flight accident and compare this risk with the infection risk in a FKK. Or even better perform a FMEA analysis where you do not take into account only the [b]risk[/b] But also the [b]effect[/b]. Goodluck with the calculations!
B30[/QUOTE]I haven't said there is an epidemy, HB used that word below and I simply responded "What says there is not an epidemy?"
I haven't done the math cause I don't have to. Any person with normal intelligence understand that STD:s do spread among prostitutes and mongers in a brothel. It doesn't take a degree in bacteriology. Comparing this with car accidents and flight crashes is very childish.
Am I wrong when I say that the girl that infected BR probably have been with a lot other men since February 18?
Am I wrong when I say that the avarage monger probably have sex with 3-4 girls when visiting the club?
Once again, I don't need to calculate.
Norjan
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[QUOTE=Angus Magee; 1128845]Better stay home Norjan. Leave the higher mathematics to those with the numbers for head. What with the gypsies and the clap Berlin is a cesspool. Some things even spray on bandaids can not help.
An STD outbreak (real or imagined) at the local watering hole is after all what separates the mongers from the weekend warriors. As Big30 note below, life, and especially FKK life, involves this risk. These "epidemic" (please note the quotes) fears are basically groundless. At least from what I have read on the boards recently. Had I the funds to back it up I would be there tonight to prove it to you.
AM[/QUOTE]Well lets wait and see. If BR is diagnosed with gonorrhoea, chlamydia or whatever and the carrier turns out to be, lets say, the spanish one (not that we will ever find out but just let us assume). Would you put your dick in her mouth? If so, I'd be happy to sponsor you with, lets say 20 Euros. Maybe BR will fill in the rest?
Norjan
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[QUOTE=Angus Magee; 1128845]Better stay home Norjan. Leave the higher mathematics to those with the numbers for head. What with the gypsies and the clap Berlin is a cesspool. Some things even spray on bandaids can not help.
An STD outbreak (real or imagined) at the local watering hole is after all what separates the mongers from the weekend warriors. As Big30 note below, life, and especially FKK life, involves this risk. These "epidemic" (please note the quotes) fears are basically groundless. At least from what I have read on the boards recently. Had I the funds to back it up I would be there tonight to prove it to you.
AM[/QUOTE]Aw gee. And I was so looking forward to an Artemis visit during my stay in B-Town this weekend. Now I'm all frightened.
Not sure which is more troubling: The reported STD "epidemics" at Artemis and World or our panicked reaction to them. It still seems to me that the guys with the problems should go drink a drugstore, then call up Artemis and World and let them know what the situation is. They're running a business and the last thing that they want is one of the girls running around spreading bugs on the male guests' johnsons, and scaring away customers.
And while I appreciate the warnings, they really do none of us any good unless we decide that the risk is too great and that it's time to retire this hobby once and for all.
One little STD ain't the end of the world. Best way to handle it is to get the meds and let the club know so they can deal with it.
Cheers,
Dedalus, who will still make an Artemis run on Saturday
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Saturday!
Greetings.
I'll be spending some time at Artemis this upcoming Saturday, STD "epidemic" or not (I'm not into BBBJ's anyway). Let me know if you'll be heading that way too and want to meet up for a coffee or beer or whatever in the bar. I will probably arrive in the early afternoon and stay until late.
Really hope my favorite girl is there!
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Solution
Agent Norjan.
Your mission, if you choose to accept, I to find the carrier Spanish chick and secure her three holes with spray on bandaid. Then we can all get some sleep. Or whatever.
BSK.
[QUOTE=Norjan; 1128882]Well lets wait and see. If BR is diagnosed with gonorrhoea, chlamydia or whatever and the carrier turns out to be, lets say, the spanish one (not that we will ever find out but just let us assume). Would you put your dick in her mouth? If so, I'd be happy to sponsor you with, lets say 20 Euros. Maybe BR will fill in the rest?
Norjan[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=Dr Jekyll;1128920]I'll be spending some time at Artemis this upcoming Saturday, STD "epidemic" or not.[/QUOTE]That's the spirit! Be brave and take one for the team.
Seriously, from speaking to various girls it seems Artemis are pretty hot on this and test the staff regularly.
I get the feeling this scare maybe getting out of hand.
If I was due a trip to Berlin any time soon, it wouldn't stop me from visiting Artemis.
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I think the problem is that 9 guys out of ten that do get an STD at the FKK clubs do NOT report it to the club. Why? Because they are ashamed.
Do german doctors report to the clubs?
Do foreign doctors report to german authorities? I don't think so.
To you guys that are so "brave and unafraid" how many times have you been infected?
Norjan
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[QUOTE=Bearsk; 1129060]Agent Norjan.
Your mission, if you choose to accept, I to find the carrier Spanish chick and secure her three holes with spray on bandaid. Then we can all get some sleep. Or whatever.
BSK. [/QUOTE]Accepted. I'd be all over her with more than one bottle.
If all guys were like me, taking precautions, no one would get ill.
Norjan
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Big30?
Big30.
You have'nt answered my questions?
Norjan
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[QUOTE=Norjan; 1129255]I think the problem is that 9 guys out of ten that do get an STD at the FKK clubs do NOT report it to the club. Why? Because they are ashamed.
Do german doctors report to the clubs?
Do foreign doctors report to german authorities? I don't think so.
To you guys that are so "brave and unafraid" how many times have you been infected?
Norjan[/QUOTE]Norjan,
Regarding your point about guys that get STDs that do not tell the girl or do not tell the club I agree with you. During my times in this hobby and funnily more often heard in the FKKs are other fuckers that do get STDs but just go get it fixed then go back to the hobby like a duck to water.
Some do report it to the club but the occassional feedback is that they want to return to that club again and to create a fuss may be a black mark against them by the club and by the girls who hear of it. You become tainted by being associated with having a disease. So these guys consider this and do not make a fuss with the club. It is good to hear these stories from other fuckers. Locals and non locals. I have heard it from both sides.
I totally admire the men that do write on this forum and say that this has happened since their good conscience says that they need to warn their fellows. It is interesting that this STD spate of stories comes out now since I did hear some more stories from locals when I was last in the clubs. These guys as far as I know do not post on any forums. They are just locals. I ended up doing something a bit different which was not in the clubs with a safer bet.
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[QUOTE=Bearsk; 1129060]Agent Norjan.
Your mission, if you choose to accept, I to find the carrier Spanish chick and secure her three holes with spray on bandaid. Then we can all get some sleep. Or whatever.
BSK. [/QUOTE]You forgot to add at the end:
"Your dick will self-destruct in 36hrs."
O
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Hey Norjan,
I'm sure that your a good guy and that your intentions are noble, but I honestly have no idea what your point is.
[QUOTE=Norjan;1129255]I think the problem is that 9 guys out of ten that do get an STD at the FKK clubs do NOT report it to the club. Why? Because they are ashamed.[/QUOTE]
You assume a great deal here. While I'll agree that an STD can be an embarrassing thing to deal with, I really don't see why one would be ashamed to inform a club about it. Call up the folks at Artemis, ask to speak with the manager, tell them when you were there, who you were with and what you caught. Fertig! You could also mention that you are a member of a known MB where info about FKKs is exchanged and that you were thinking about informing your fellow posters about the situation. Not that you actually do it, but it would certainly get their attention.
[QUOTE=Norjan;1129255]Do german doctors report to the clubs?[/QUOTE]
Are you asking if there is a German Doc on staff at these places or if infected German Docs report their STDs to the clubs? ;-)
[QUOTE=Norjan;1129255]Do foreign doctors report to german authorities? I don't think so.
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Again, no idea what you mean here. I know a few foreign Docs who get their jollies at german FKKs now and then. Not sure that they register their visits with anyone ahead of time, much less the German authorities. You're probably right there. ;-)
[QUOTE=Norjan; 1129255]To you guys that are so "brave and unafraid" how many times have you been infected?
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Well, I'm niot at all sure what bearing this has on the discussion, but I'll bite. Thankfully and knock on wood, I've been fortunate enough to avoid picking up anything more serious than a cold during all my years of debauchery. I'll also come clean and admit to having played this game somewhat dangerously a few times. Not advocating it, and in fact I strongly advise against it.
I'm not one of those "brave" guys you mention, and I'm not totally "unafraid" but I did make a decision to engage in this hobby and while I try to play it pretty safe (and do indeed long for the days when "Gesundheits Kontrolle" were "pflicht") , I'm not all that worried truth be known.
I'm also not prepared to get on this or any other MB and paint a picture bleaker than it actually is.
Cheers,
Dedalus
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[QUOTE=Dr Jekyll; 1128920]Greetings.
I'll be spending some time at Artemis this upcoming Saturday, STD "epidemic" or not (I'm not into BBBJ's anyway). Let me know if you'll be heading that way too and want to meet up for a coffee or beer or whatever in the bar. I will probably arrive in the early afternoon and stay until late.
Really hope my favorite girl is there! [/QUOTE]Hey Dr. J,
Probably a late afternoon / early evening visit for me. Schedule is still a bit up in the air at the moment. Drop me a PM.
Cheers,
Dedalus
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[QUOTE=Norjan;1129255]To you guys that are so "brave and unafraid" how many times have you been infected?[/QUOTE]0 out of ca. 500-1000 sessions the last 10 years.
Out of the handful of guys I know closely in this hobby, there is one instance of STD and that is from around 3-5000 sessions (best guestimate). For me that is acceptable risk. In 10 years of FKK'ing never heard anyone catch anything that can't be cured with a simple doctors visit.
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[QUOTE=Henio; 1129287]0 out of ca. 500-1000 sessions the last 10 years.
Out of the handful of guys I know closely in this hobby, there is one instance of STD and that is from around 3-5000 sessions (best guestimate). For me that is acceptable risk. In 10 years of FKK'ing never heard anyone catch anything that can't be cured with a simple doctors visit. [/QUOTE]Hey Man,
A few of us DID have our minds infected by that girl Alina's tits some years back on a Spain trip. Those were tasty looking enough that they made our normally sensible noggins stupid enough to book her despite the ho-hum service we all got. Beffen caught it bad and was loopy for the whole week!
Still dealing with that illness.)
Cheers,
Dedalus
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[QUOTE=Norjan; 1129258]Big30.
You have'nt answered my questions?
Norjan[/QUOTE]Hi Norjan,
No. I am still waiting for your answer about how you did your math calculations, the FMEA analysis. But also why you think that based only upon 2 non-confirmed reports, only on this board we should conclude there is an epidemy in Artemis. There is no formal prove for that.
Furthermore you act more on assumptions and not on fact based reporting. If in your opinion the risk of entering a FKK and performing activities is not acceptable then as said before better you stay home. No problem and I respect that.
B30
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Std
Comon, just use a condom when you getting the BJ! Whats the big deal here? If I go with a girl that turns me on I can even cum with a covered BJ.
Sometimes I use a condom sometimes I'm not. The times a ask for a covered BJ the girls just like me even more, for being responsible both for here AND myself!
Geez..
For my, its about the fucking, not BBBJ so maybe thats why a CBJ its not a big deal at all.
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Buck Rogers
Sent you a private message re all this bruhaha.
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[QUOTE=Kid Icarus;1129311]For my, its about the fucking, not BBBJ so maybe thats why a CBJ its not a big deal at all.[/QUOTE]I have no idea how many hundreds of BBBJ I've had in the last 10 years, in clubs, Laufhäuser, apartments. And. Never did catch anything.
HB
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[QUOTE=Kid Icarus;1129311]For my, its about the fucking, not BBBJ so maybe thats why a CBJ its not a big deal at all.[/QUOTE]Personally I think we should put this topic to bed. Lots of speculation, not much fact. This is a bad mix in my opinion.
The Kid speaks the most sense I think. If the possibility of a STD really bothers you go for a CBJ or stay home.
AM
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Price Hike
Things have gone up some from the last time I was at Artemis. It's now 80 euros to get in versus 70. A half hour session is up from 50 to 60 euros, and it goes up 60 euros per half hour increment from there. Alcohol, including beer, is still a ridiculous 10 euros per drink. Good thing it's still only 50 euros extra to sperm in a hot girl's mouth and 100 euros extra to take her tight arsehole. I was surprised (and overjoyed!) that hot and petite Marketa takes it in her tight little pink Czech butt hole. Just goes to show it's not the size of the girl that counts. Lynn (Julia) has a big ass but she won't let me cornhole her. Kinda like it's not the size of dog in the fight but the size of the fight in the dog!
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[QUOTE=Basketcase; 1129265]Norjan,
Regarding your point about guys that get STDs that do not tell the girl or do not tell the club I agree with you. During my times in this hobby and funnily more often heard in the FKKs are other fuckers that do get STDs but just go get it fixed then go back to the hobby like a duck to water.
Some do report it to the club but the occassional feedback is that they want to return to that club again and to create a fuss may be a black mark against them by the club and by the girls who hear of it. You become tainted by being associated with having a disease. So these guys consider this and do not make a fuss with the club. It is good to hear these stories from other fuckers. Locals and non locals. I have heard it from both sides.
I totally admire the men that do write on this forum and say that this has happened since their good conscience says that they need to warn their fellows. It is interesting that this STD spate of stories comes out now since I did hear some more stories from locals when I was last in the clubs. These guys as far as I know do not post on any forums. They are just locals. I ended up doing something a bit different which was not in the clubs with a safer bet. [/QUOTE]Thanks for being a sane person, something the majority here shows a lack of.
You were at a club but chose not to monger because of what you heard about STD:s?
Norjan
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STDs tests
today i had the tests to isolate the problem (bacteria) : 3 times they inserted a sort of needle into the opening of my penis for about 15 seconds each time (where you [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord111][CodeWord111][/url] and ejaculate). each insertion hurt more than the previous one and at the last one a tear came out of my left eye from the pain. after the test i bought the antibiotics that they gave me last time.
the risk of stds is a fact, but i don't know what is the % of taking it through uncovered oral sex (passive and active). but if you get it there is pain involved and risks if not cured properly.
this is the second time i took one out of about 100 encounters (so for me is 2% of sex with prostitutes). probably unlucky but i don't know statistics.
one was in 2007 (very painful gonorrhoea) and one now (not painful but the tests were) , both at artemis (where i had most of them anyway).
it all comes down to the fact if you think it is worth the risk or not. i'm sure i will be mongering again sooner or later.
the problem shouldn't be made too big but also not too little. the pain is the pain if you get std, plus wasted time plus money on visits and meds. if you are married or something you will have also some explanations to handle. on the other hand we can fuck young beautiful girls for 60 eur.
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[QUOTE=Big30; 1129290]Hi Norjan,
No. I am still waiting for your answer about how you did your math calculations, the FMEA analysis. But also why you think that based only upon 2 non-confirmed reports, only on this board we should conclude there is an epidemy in Artemis. There is no formal prove for that.
B30[/QUOTE]You obviously haven't even read my answer.
I've never said there is an epidemy.
I haven't't done calculations nor any FMEA analysis.
Norjan
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Iimmunity?
I was thinking that maybe some guys are immune to STD:s?
That would explain why some can do hundereds of BBBJ:s with prostitutes and not catch anything.
And maybe some are more susceptible?
Norjan
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Norjan
[QUOTE=Norjan; 1129635]Thanks for being a sane person, something the majority here shows a lack of.
You were at a club but chose not to monger because of what you heard about STD:s?
Norjan[/QUOTE]Norjan,
When I was last in the clubs in February I did discuss with a fucker that he got a STD in the club that he picked up from BBBJ with a girl. He say he only do covered sex and do not lick the muschi so it must be BBBJ. The girl is not one that I would book but it did make me think a bit. In the end I decided to do something different outside the club. I did monger though.
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Marketa (CZ)
[QUOTE=The Cane; 1128539]Is that the pretty, slim, petite blonde who was hanging out with a dark-haired girl who said she was also from the Czech Republic? I did both of them and both were good fucks! The blonde was really busy, and I was happy to have my turn with her. She approached me in the kino and we ended up going to one of the rooms located down there.
And you know what I did right? That's right my friends! I cornholed her deep up in that Czech butthole of hers and was saying out loud so all in the kino could hear how I was fucking her in her asshole. Was surprised that such a petite little girl like that was taking it so well up the yin yang.
That asshole was TIGHT and had to work my way up in there. Almost thought I wasn't going to make it. If that was Marketa (that's the name I remember anyway) , then she was a damn good butt fuck! Her friend didn't do anal but spit all over my dick (I LOVE that) then took one hell of a hard and rough slam fuck (received many knowing smiles from them both later throughout the evening). [/QUOTE]Hi.
I also had the pleasure of a session with this very pretty blonde last week. She sidled up to me in the bar and we got talking. She is intelligent and a good conversationalist. Mostly we spoke about the relative merits of the various FKK clubs. She appears to have worked at most of them at one time or another. She certainly had some interesting stuff to say about FKK Globe in particular.
Marketa (prob. Wrong spelling) is really pretty. Slim and blonde with perfect tits and a great butt. I guess she's in her late 20's? Service was good. Typical top-quality pro Artemis session without any of the fireworks that occasionally happen when you really click with a girl. Most of the personal stuff she told me leads me to suppose that Marketa is a girl who prefers to retain control over her life in every way possible, so full-on GFE is perhaps not on the menu with this girl, although I am happy to be corrected by anyone who has managed to extract a more personal and intimate performance from her than I did.
Were it not for the odd stellar GFE sessions that I've had in the past with some of the ladies, I would have probably described my time with Marketa as about as good as it can get. Georgeous girl, lovely body, nice personality, great BBBJ and energetic sex. Who could ask for more? Well, I've had even better times at Artemis with the half-a-dozen or so girls that I really get it on with, so Marketa won't be a repeat for me I expect, but I would highly recommend her anyway as a stereotypical top-rate professional fuck in the best Artemmis traditions.
Charlie
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[QUOTE=Norjan; 1129640]I was thinking that maybe some guys are immune to STD:s?
That would explain why some can do hundereds of BBBJ:s with prostitutes and not catch anything.
And maybe some are more susceptible?
Norjan[/QUOTE]Good general health (as in eating right and exercise) boost you immune system generally, but I really doubt there is any type of STD immunity since any such genetic or other type of immunity is usually pretty well published and often followed by a discovery of vaccine. Then again maybe there is and it is just yet to be properly researched.
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[QUOTE=Henio;1129694]Good general health (as in eating right and exercise) boost you immune system generally, but I really doubt there is any type of STD immunity since any such genetic or other type of immunity is usually pretty well published and often followed by a discovery of vaccine. Then again maybe there is and it is just yet to be properly researched.[/QUOTE]A significant percentage of prostitutes are immune from some STDs. This is probably due to being exposed to minute quantites of infectious agents for a long time. Being constantly challenged, can boost your immune system if you are healthy.
Although condoms can reduce your risk, they can not entirely eliminate it. For example, if you are not extremely careful when removing a condom, you will contaminate your hands which then can spead the germs to other parts of the body.
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Back to basics
Hey guys. Unless there is some specific new factual info I.
Would appreciate if we could move on. Maybe a nice trip report.
Some of us have to live
Vicariously until we get back there (35 days. 7 hours. But
Who is counting?)
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Facts, fiction, friction
[QUOTE=Buck Rogers;1129638]Today I had the tests to isolate the problem (bacteria)[/QUOTE]Buck. Sent you a PM about this. But as you're posting here, I'll just ask again.now that Nurse Crotchett seems to have finished reaming your weener- (yikes that did not sound like fun).
What exactly is the diagnosis-you mention "bacteria" but that's a wee bit vague. Maybe you don't know yet but when you do. Chlamydia?
Are you really sure it was at Artemis vs. Say some other prior encounter. Given incubation periods which in the case of Chlamydia can be up to 3 weeks? Did your doctor say anything about this?
You can PM back. It is indeed helpful and noble of you to talk about it and share the facts, vs. All sorts of theories and speculation here. Thanks for writing.
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First trip to an FKK. . . Ever.
[QUOTE=Customx; 1129749]Hey guys. Unless there is some specific new factual info I.
Would appreciate if we could move on. Maybe a nice trip report.
Some of us have to live
Vicariously until we get back there (35 days. 7 hours. But
Who is counting?)[/QUOTE]OK. Perhaps I can help you with your vicarious living.
Yesterday, I found my way to Artemis. I have never been to an FKK, in fact, I had never heard of them until about two or three months ago.
I arrived at the club at 17:00. I have read a lot about them, and I have seen the posts from many members of this site, but I have to tell you that nothing prepared me for what I saw. First of all, the building looks like a hotel. It's absolutely huge. I went in, paid my entrance fee and was surprised and (happily) shocked to see naked women in the locker area. They were everything that any man could want. I showered and went to the bar, ordering a drink. The eye candy factor alone is worth the entrance fee. I would happily have paid 80 Euro to sit at the bar for a few hours, simply watching the naked women, not a single one of which was below a 7.
10 years of mongering has taught me that I connect well and have much better sessions with the more experienced ladies. Scanning the room, I saw a girl of about 30, sitting on a couch behind the bar. (One point to make to newbies here. Virtually ANY eye contact with one of the women will bring her to you. If you want to avoid fending off the advances of ladies you don't fancy, look away quickly once eye contact is made.) Anywho, I made eye contact with Joy, the lady on the couch. She came to me at the bar, and we chatted for a bit. She has a great smile-another good omen as far as I'm concerned. The "Paris Hilton face" on some of the hotter younger women is a sign of someone who may well be distant during your session. Joy was not in any way high-pressure, and I told her that I had only just arrived and was going to sit and have a drink. She smiled and returned to her couch. After some time, I decided to join her. We chatted for a bit, and she snuggled up to me, giving me some kisses. Well, my plan to enjoy the eye candy went straight into the toilet at that point, and I chose a one hour session with Joy, who is from Lithuania. We went to the room, and proceeded to have an extremely enjoyable time. After ten years, I can usually sense if there is going to be a vibe within the first five minutes. I sensed that with Joy in the first 15 seconds. What progessed from there was amazing. She gave me a fantastic OWO BJ. I went down on her for probably half of my session. When she reaches orgasm, it's amazing. You can sense it coming, and then there is one loud yell. We had three postions, and I finished doggy style. There were only two things that were off limits. No fingers in the holy of holies, and no anal. The former was the only downside for me, but the latter doesn't really matter as far as I'm concerned. After I finished, I was given a very nice massage, and she asked me if I wanted to go again. When I was 25 or 30, I would have taken her up on this, but at 44, I decided against it as I knew I would want to sample the other goodies. There is a picture of Joy on the Artemis website. Body is amazing. Small breasts, small build, but extremely fit with very good muscle tone. As I mentioned, we gelled quite well, and had a very nice conversation in addition to the session.
Looks-8,
Performance-10
After this session, I had another couple of drinks, then went to the restaurant and had a very nice dinner. I was pleasantly surprised by the quality of the food there. Back to the bar and fended off the approaches of a couple of women. Most of the ladies are not high pressure, but a couple of them are a bit more than others. However, nothing is done in too much of a pushy way. I scheduled a hamam with Farid. I have never had a hamam, or heard of one for that matter, and I think I might have lost two kilos in loose skin. I relaxed in the bar area downstairs and Joy came looking for me to say goodbye, as she was leaving. She came over, sat down and we chatted for a bit more. She kept saying,"I like you", which was a nice touch. In my mongering career, there are perhaps 8-10 ladies that I wish I would have met in circumstances other than a client / provider role. I am officially adding Joy to that list. We really clicked, and she's one of the type of people that I could fall in love with, which I don't normally do.
Went into the kindo for a bit and was joined by a short-haired Bulgarian girl. She sat down, and despite what I have read, I allowed her to start blowing me in the kino. I did not want to session with her, as I was still in recovery mode, but it's difficult to say no to a blowjob. (I cannot remember her name, but she's a tall dark-haired girl, who is probably in her late 20s. Not a stunner, but not unnattractive either.) We took a room next to the kino for a half-hour session. She was a bit of an actress, and I didn't really bond with her very well. She did put in a lot of effort to get and keep me hard, but again, it just wasn't happening for me. . . Although I did eventually manage to get off during sex.
Looks: 7.
Performance: 6 (only because of the lack of connection)
Back to the bar for some coffee and a cigarette. By this time, the night shift was there. If I had been blown away when I entered Artemis, I was doubly blown away at this point. In all my wildest dreams, I have never imagined a room with so many incredibly beautiful women with little or no clothing. There was one older lady (very long straight blonde hair and very large bulbous fake tits) that I quite fancied, but there were so many people there by that point, and I didn't want to approach her. Two other ladies that did approach me, but I declined looked yummy as well. One was Lennie, and another was a 22 year old from Bulgaria or Romania with mid-length auburn hair, perhaps her name was Jessie? Does anyone have experience with either of these two? Jessie was perhaps the most high-pressure of the ladies that I met during my 8 hour visit. She was very nice, but it was difficult for her to accept "no". When I said that I was still recovering, and that I wasn't ready to go with anyone else for an hour, she said that she would sit there until I was ready, a bit of an uncomfortable situation. I eventually excused myself, and when I returned to the bar area, she was gone.
I had noticed a dark-haired girl with a beautiful smile. Fortunately, she came and sat next to me at the crowded bar. I eventually selected a one-hour session with her. Her name is Vivian. . . I think. She's not skinny, but has just the right amount of curves. 26 years old, with a very well done boob job. We had a very nice session. Her blowjob skills are very, very good. She kept asking me to come in her mouth for an extra 50, which I respectfully declined-I personally don't care where my seed goes after it exits my body, so 50 is an additional amount that I would prefer to keep in my wallet. Anal was also available. We had a pretty good connection, and the sex mirrored that. I went down on her, and although it took a while, she did reach orgasm. She would not permit me to put my fingers inside of her, joking that she has things inside of her all the time, and that she preferred to have the outside stimulated orally. It was difficult to not come with her tremdous oral skills, but I held off, and we had sex with her on top, doggy, and me on top. After the session, she offered to try to get me off again, but I was completely spent. I haven't had sex three times in one day in a long, long time. She did however, give me a tremendous massage.
Looks: 7.
Performance: 9.
All in all, a phenomenal day at Artemis. I shall return.
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Buck Rogers
Thanks for reporting about your infection. It takes guts to tell this things on the forum, I mean about your tests and shit like that. I sure hope you will recover quickly.
Have you notified the club in any way?
Norjan
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[QUOTE=Akibono;1129733]Although condoms can reduce your risk, they can not entirely eliminate it. For example, if you are not extremely careful when removing a condom, you will contaminate your hands which then can spead the germs to other parts of the body.[/QUOTE]If you or anyone else could give good advice about how to do this, I mean remove the condom, in a really safe way I would appreciate it very much. Also think that most mongers could be better at this.
Norjan
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[QUOTE=Norjan; 1129985]If you or anyone else could give good advice about how to do this, I mean remove the condom, in a really safe way I would appreciate it very much. Also think that most mongers could be better at this.
Norjan[/QUOTE]Use the paper towels that they have in each room.
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[QUOTE=Doonan; 1129869]OK. Perhaps I can help you with your vicarious living.
Yesterday, I found my way to Artemis. I have never been to an FKK, in fact, I had never heard of them until about two or three months ago.
I arrived at the club at 17:00. I have read a lot about them, and I have seen the posts from many members of this site, but I have to tell you that nothing prepared me for what I saw. First of all, the building looks like a hotel. It's absolutely huge. I went in, paid my entrance fee and was surprised and (happily) shocked to see naked women in the locker area. They were everything that any man could want. I showered and went to the bar, ordering a drink. The eye candy factor alone is worth the entrance fee. I would happily have paid 80 Euro to sit at the bar for a few hours, simply watching the naked women, not a single one of which was below a 7.
10 years of mongering has taught me that I connect well and have much better sessions with the more experienced ladies. Scanning the room, I saw a girl of about 30, sitting on a couch behind the bar. (One point to make to newbies here. Virtually ANY eye contact with one of the women will bring her to you. If you want to avoid fending off the advances of ladies you don't fancy, look away quickly once eye contact is made.) Anywho, I made eye contact with Joy, the lady on the couch. She came to me at the bar, and we chatted for a bit. She has a great smile-another good omen as far as I'm concerned. The "Paris Hilton face" on some of the hotter younger women is a sign of someone who may well be distant during your session. Joy was not in any way high-pressure, and I told her that I had only just arrived and was going to sit and have a drink. She smiled and returned to her couch. After some time, I decided to join her. We chatted for a bit, and she snuggled up to me, giving me some kisses. Well, my plan to enjoy the eye candy went straight into the toilet at that point, and I chose a one hour session with Joy, who is from Lithuania. We went to the room, and proceeded to have an extremely enjoyable time. After ten years, I can usually sense if there is going to be a vibe within the first five minutes. I sensed that with Joy in the first 15 seconds. What progessed from there was amazing. She gave me a fantastic OWO BJ. I went down on her for probably half of my session. When she reaches orgasm, it's amazing. You can sense it coming, and then there is one loud yell. We had three postions, and I finished doggy style. There were only two things that were off limits. No fingers in the holy of holies, and no anal. The former was the only downside for me, but the latter doesn't really matter as far as I'm concerned. After I finished, I was given a very nice massage, and she asked me if I wanted to go again. When I was 25 or 30, I would have taken her up on this, but at 44, I decided against it as I knew I would want to sample the other goodies. There is a picture of Joy on the Artemis website. Body is amazing. Small breasts, small build, but extremely fit with very good muscle tone. As I mentioned, we gelled quite well, and had a very nice conversation in addition to the session.
Looks-8,
Performance-10
After this session, I had another couple of drinks, then went to the restaurant and had a very nice dinner. I was pleasantly surprised by the quality of the food there. Back to the bar and fended off the approaches of a couple of women. Most of the ladies are not high pressure, but a couple of them are a bit more than others. However, nothing is done in too much of a pushy way. I scheduled a hamam with Farid. I have never had a hamam, or heard of one for that matter, and I think I might have lost two kilos in loose skin. I relaxed in the bar area downstairs and Joy came looking for me to say goodbye, as she was leaving. She came over, sat down and we chatted for a bit more. She kept saying,"I like you", which was a nice touch. In my mongering career, there are perhaps 8-10 ladies that I wish I would have met in circumstances other than a client / provider role. I am officially adding Joy to that list. We really clicked, and she's one of the type of people that I could fall in love with, which I don't normally do.
Went into the kindo for a bit and was joined by a short-haired Bulgarian girl. She sat down, and despite what I have read, I allowed her to start blowing me in the kino. I did not want to session with her, as I was still in recovery mode, but it's difficult to say no to a blowjob. (I cannot remember her name, but she's a tall dark-haired girl, who is probably in her late 20s. Not a stunner, but not unnattractive either.) We took a room next to the kino for a half-hour session. She was a bit of an actress, and I didn't really bond with her very well. She did put in a lot of effort to get and keep me hard, but again, it just wasn't happening for me. . . Although I did eventually manage to get off during sex.
Looks: 7.
Performance: 6 (only because of the lack of connection)
Back to the bar for some coffee and a cigarette. By this time, the night shift was there. If I had been blown away when I entered Artemis, I was doubly blown away at this point. In all my wildest dreams, I have never imagined a room with so many incredibly beautiful women with little or no clothing. There was one older lady (very long straight blonde hair and very large bulbous fake tits) that I quite fancied, but there were so many people there by that point, and I didn't want to approach her. Two other ladies that did approach me, but I declined looked yummy as well. One was Lennie, and another was a 22 year old from Bulgaria or Romania with mid-length auburn hair, perhaps her name was Jessie? Does anyone have experience with either of these two? Jessie was perhaps the most high-pressure of the ladies that I met during my 8 hour visit. She was very nice, but it was difficult for her to accept "no". When I said that I was still recovering, and that I wasn't ready to go with anyone else for an hour, she said that she would sit there until I was ready, a bit of an uncomfortable situation. I eventually excused myself, and when I returned to the bar area, she was gone.
I had noticed a dark-haired girl with a beautiful smile. Fortunately, she came and sat next to me at the crowded bar. I eventually selected a one-hour session with her. Her name is Vivian. . . I think. She's not skinny, but has just the right amount of curves. 26 years old, with a very well done boob job. We had a very nice session. Her blowjob skills are very, very good. She kept asking me to come in her mouth for an extra 50, which I respectfully declined-I personally don't care where my seed goes after it exits my body, so 50 is an additional amount that I would prefer to keep in my wallet. Anal was also available. We had a pretty good connection, and the sex mirrored that. I went down on her, and although it took a while, she did reach orgasm. She would not permit me to put my fingers inside of her, joking that she has things inside of her all the time, and that she preferred to have the outside stimulated orally. It was difficult to not come with her tremdous oral skills, but I held off, and we had sex with her on top, doggy, and me on top. After the session, she offered to try to get me off again, but I was completely spent. I haven't had sex three times in one day in a long, long time. She did however, give me a tremendous massage.
Looks: 7.
Performance: 9.
All in all, a phenomenal day at Artemis. I shall return. [/QUOTE]Nice report. Thanks.
I recognised your sense of wonder at all those fabulous bodies around you. Its a great thrill the first time you walk into an FKK club, but one that fades after a few visits unfortunately. It's a bit like certain hard drugs. You can, for example, never replicate the first high you get when you freebase cocaine for the first time, but many people ruin their lives trying to get there just once more. Many of us have spent fortunes 'chasing' that first 'hit' you get when you shuffle into Artemis on your first visit, but it's never quite the same again. I'm pleased you got the full benefit from losing your own 'Artemis virginity'.
I reckon you also struck gold with your first choice of girl. Joy is a real firecracker if she likes you. I've been with her ten times or so and every session has been a stormer for both of us. She gets really horny, and as you observed, she's a 'screamer' when she comes.
Shame U-turned down Jessie. Another girl I know well. She's pushy and annoying in the lounge sometimes, but upstairs she does the business and is quite a sweet girl under the tough business-like exterior. Not as intimate as Joy, but even more skilled in the bedroom.
Pleased you enjoyed your visit. Thanks for reporting.
Best,
Charlie
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[QUOTE=Norjan;1129985]If you or anyone else could give good advice about how to do this, I mean remove the condom, in a really safe way I would appreciate it very much.[/QUOTE]Norjan, I'm looking forward to read your first report. BTW, will you walk around in Artemis with printed ISG-posts under your arm and have an examination corner?
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[QUOTE=Bluat;1129998]Use the paper towels that they have in each room.[/QUOTE]You mean that one should wrap paper around the condom before taking it off?
Norjan
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[QUOTE=Kid Icarus;1130047]Norjan, I'm looking forward to read your first report. BTW, will you walk around in Artemis with printed ISG-posts under your arm and have an examination corner?[/QUOTE]You mean my first report after this latest STD issue came up?
I have done a couple of reports of my earlier visits, read them and you will find out how I act.
Norjan
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[QUOTE=Akibono; 1129733]A significant percentage of prostitutes are immune from some STDs. This is probably due to being exposed to minute quantites of infectious agents for a long time. Being constantly challenged, can boost your immune system if you are healthy.
Although condoms can reduce your risk, they can not entirely eliminate it. For example, if you are not extremely careful when removing a condom, you will contaminate your hands which then can spead the germs to other parts of the body. [/QUOTE]I'm not sure of the source for some of this stuff. One of the problems is (which can be checked with reliable sources) that some people get the bug (s) but don't get symptoms, thereby becoming reservoirs of infection for other people. Also, some girls don't seem to realise that throats can be infected with STDs as well and may not get this part of their body screened at checkup time.
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Fuck or not fuck? Fuck I'd say
[QUOTE=Norjan; 1129983]Thanks for reporting about your infection. It takes guts to tell this things on the forum, I mean about your tests and shit like that. I sure hope you will recover quickly.
Have you notified the club in any way?
Norjan[/QUOTE]I didn't notify last time and I'm not notifying this time. What good would it do? I still don't know what exactly I have and I don't know which girl is.
The tests I did were done to research various different bacterias (for the different STDs). I just wish they find something so I can move on. In the meanwhile they gave me the same antibiotics they gave me 4 years ago.
In any case don't be so concerned with this. If you want to go to Artemis and fuck prostitutes, then go, I'm convinced now that at any given time the % of one girl infected is quite high either at Artemis or any other big FKK.
If instead you don't feel like taking the chance, then the only choice is to give up mongering, find a "good" girl, have only sex with her so the STD risk is hopefully 0.
When I'm cured I will be back to mongering, not probably at Artemis though (bad luck place for me I guess) but I visit some cities in Europe for work during the year and I will concentrate there, even though there will be not the FKK feeling of naked girls all around you.
Buck
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Norjan.
[QUOTE=Norjan; 1130155]You mean my first report after this latest STD issue came up?
I have done a couple of reports of my earlier visits, read them and you will find out how I act. [/QUOTE]I've read them. You are superstrange! How could you ask the asian guy if he has the flu? WTF? If he see some red spots on your chest, he should ask you if you recently got infected with HIV? Did you even present yourself by name before you asked him? Or you just asked him out of the blue??
Then we all could read about how you brought your big dick and the 1500 euros to the club. Very funny. And then, you pay a girl 150 (!!!) euros for 10 (or was it 20?) minutes of action in the room? I guess the regulars don't like that. Now we all know were the upsellig, sharkattitude, hustle and begging for tip comes from.
Last time I were at Artemis I got a titjob and finnished all over my girls massive boobs, without paying extra. She just told me that if I hit her face that is 50 extra so I hold my hand over my friend so i would not do that.
I'm not saying that no one should giv a tip if he gets a super treatment, but your story were just ridiculous.
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[QUOTE=Kid Icarus; 1130229]I've read them. You are superstrange! How could you ask the asian guy if he has the flu? WTF? If he see some red spots on your chest, he should ask you if you recently got infected with HIV? Did you even present yourself by name before you asked him? Or you just asked him out of the blue?
Then we all could read about how you brought your big dick and the 1500 euros to the club. Very funny. And then, you pay a girl 150 (!) euros for 10 (or was it 20?) minutes of action in the room? I guess the regulars don't like that. Now we all know were the upsellig, sharkattitude, hustle and begging for tip comes from.
Last time I were at Artemis I got a titjob and finnished all over my girls massive boobs, without paying extra. She just told me that if I hit her face that is 50 extra so I hold my hand over my friend so I would not do that.
I'm not saying that no one should giv a tip if he gets a super treatment, but your story were just ridiculous. [/QUOTE]Why shouldn't I ask him, whats the big deal? I asked him because he acted strange and because he were asian. I've been to Beijing once a couple of years ago and all asians were running around with masks because the were afraid of the bird flu.
I simply asked him "This is your first time at Artemis, huh? And he said "yes". You don't have the bird flu do you? And he just shook his head. The guy pretended he could'nt speak English so the conversation was over before it started. OK, maybe I should have presented my self but I just wanted to know if he was carrying the virus or not. End of the asian guy story.
Yes I brougth a lot of money to the club, but you know what, I only have been to the club twice in one year, so I guess most members here spend a lot more than I do. There is also another reason that I bring a lot of money. I split it to different places in my clothes so if I get robbed, hopefully the robbers will be satisfied with what's in my pocket and then I can continue to Artemis anyway. Thats the main reason.
And about tipping. Jasmine is the only girl I have ever actually tipped and that was just because she was so beautiful and had amazing tits and that I only had 50-Euro bills. So you think that is why girls are sharky, upselling and tip beggars, because of my one time tipping with one girl?
And by the way, it was about 15 minutes but I don't count. Maybe you do. Also I don't ejaculate on my own hand when there is a beautiful girl in bed in front of me. I understand that you do that. Maybe you were hoping for a discount?
Norjan
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Let's not loose the point of the thread
Gentlemen-need I remind you that the purpose of this thread is to report and comment on the comings (cummings?) and goings of the ladies of Artemis, your experiences and practical information regarding one's visits. Off course we get off topic from time to time. Also I expect a certain amount of off topic banter and fun. But lately it seem the thread has veered way off course. All we seem to do is spend the time discussing an isolated incident of a member who may or may not have contracted a minor STD at the club.
So who am I to say that the thread has become irrelevant to the point of becoming boring. But this is my feeling. If you really feel the need to discuss endlessly the possibility of contracting an STD, might I suggest opening a new thread on STD and FKK visits. Then we could leave the Artemis thread to its' intended purpose.
And Norjan-as you know I enjoy you being here. I even made you MIA on my blog not long ago. Sometimes though I am not sure. Sometimes I suspect you of trolling the forum. Can anyone really be so out of touch with the reality of human intercourse that they would not know that arbitrarily asking an Asian person if they have Bird flu is. Well. Sort of insulting and verging on racist?
I rest my case.
AM
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No further Health discussion here please.
Yes indeed. For those who would like to have further discussion on Health aspects in FKK's just start a new topic only related to Health issues. No problem with such a discussion and / or topic but that does not belong in a Club Topic.
Let us stop this discussion in the Artemis general topic.
B30
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Motion Made
And seconded! All in favor. . . AY!
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I'm sorry I ever mentioned the asian guest incident, I should have kept it to myself. People seem to get upset about it and I honestly don't think it is a big deal. He did'nt seem to think so either. The guy went upstairs with stunners a couple of times and probably had the time of his life, I even think he went with Jasmine.
Let's hope he did and that being asked about the bird flu by a european guest in a german brothel won't be a trauma in his future life. If he had asked me about the swine flu, it hadn't bothered me at all. I won't mention anything about my communication with other guests in my future reports that can be taken for trolling, racism etc. You're probably right, it don't belong in the forum. Again I'm sorry I even mentioned it. End of discussion.
Norjan
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I agree. The STD discussion really should be terminated.
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Artemis Live
Hey Guys,
Just a quick update of the real time situation here at Artemis.
Arrived a little after 7.
Most girls and more than a few male guests are in Fasching costumes.
Not a crazy party type atmosphere. Actually pretty manageable.
Ran straight into Sarah who swears she is the only real Spanish girl here. Blond. 1.6 M. Mid to late twenties. Nice natural C cups!
Good choice for me. Really puts effort into her gig and no restrictions. Definite keeper for me.
Met Dr Jekyll. Good guy!
Avoiding a Romy named Jessy who who is cute but probably a sub standard session (just a guess). However she is determined that I am taking her to the room.
Antonia (ex Gabby at FKKW) and Karla (ex Palace and FKKW are here. Also Susan (ex GT).
Second session was with Carla, a different one. Tall sexy, dyed red hair, wearing a cowboy hat. Romy. Best session I have had in a while! No kissing but she bring so much more to the table. Might do that again later.
A tall German named Sammie is interesting. Could close out the evening with her.
Best line up I have seen at Artemis.
Cheers,
Dedalus, still ducking Jessy
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Carla
Hey Gents,
Finished the night with Carla again. This time around kissing was on the menu. A real "wilde Katze" this on. Could be that I missed out on a good thing by passing on Sammie. She's a tall, sexy one. But Carla absolutely rocks!
She's friends with Jessie and I made Jessie's shit-list for opting to go with her friend rather than with her. Das ist doch so der Lauf der Welt.
I wish that I could hit this club and this city more often. Even though the club is pricey by Frankfurt and NRW standards, I usually have a great time here.
Cheers,
Dedalus
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[QUOTE=Dedalus; 1130460]Hey Gents,
Finished the night with Carla again. This time around kissing was on the menu. A real "wilde Katze" this on. Could be that I missed out on a good thing by passing on Sammie. She's a tall, sexy one. But Carla absolutely rocks!
She's friends with Jessie and I made Jessie's shit-list for opting to go with her friend rather than with her. Das ist doch so der Lauf der Welt.
I wish that I could hit this club and this city more often. Even though the club is pricey by Frankfurt and NRW standards, I usually have a great time here.
Cheers,
Dedalus[/QUOTE]Jessy is a really good performer. You should give her a try. Her persistence in the lounge is a real turn-off I know, but she certainly does deliver in the room. Beneath it all she is also a sweet and intelligent girl as well. I have been with her a number of times, and once I enjoyed a smoking duette with her and Carla.
I understand why you would be put off by her lounge-manner, but you can trust me that she is the real deal in the bedroom. If you haven't yet quit town, you should give her a spin.
Charlie
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[QUOTE=Charlie 123; 1130021]Nice report. Thanks.
I recognised your sense of wonder at all those fabulous bodies around you. Its a great thrill the first time you walk into an FKK club, but one that fades after a few visits unfortunately. It's a bit like certain hard drugs. You can, for example, never replicate the first high you get when you freebase cocaine for the first time, but many people ruin their lives trying to get there just once more. Many of us have spent fortunes 'chasing' that first 'hit' you get when you shuffle into Artemis on your first visit, but it's never quite the same again. I'm pleased you got the full benefit from losing your own 'Artemis virginity'.
I reckon you also struck gold with your first choice of girl. Joy is a real firecracker if she likes you. I've been with her ten times or so and every session has been a stormer for both of us. She gets really horny, and as you observed, she's a 'screamer' when she comes.
Shame U-turned down Jessie. Another girl I know well. She's pushy and annoying in the lounge sometimes, but upstairs she does the business and is quite a sweet girl under the tough business-like exterior. Not as intimate as Joy, but even more skilled in the bedroom.
Pleased you enjoyed your visit. Thanks for reporting.
Best,
Charlie[/QUOTE]Charlie, I reckon I should have taken Jessie's offer to sit with me at the bar, earning nothing while she was there, for one hour, as a compliment as opposed to a show of desperation. . . Would you agree with that?
As someone who has sampled many accoutrements during their time on this planet-most of them 20 years ago-I get your freebase analagy. . . Unfortunately. But as someone who is indeed an addict, I think I might just venture back to Artemis one more teeny tiny time before vacating Berlin.
You don't have any knowledge or experience with the one that I mentioned, the one with very, very long straight blonde hair and a very good silly-cone job? She could be from late 20s to 40.
I also ventured over to King George the other night and met the one and only Petronella-another substance that I could become addicted to.
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Anyone saw Liz recently?
I only sessioned with her once, a long time ago, and I kind of mix her up (unfortunately only in my memory) with Helena. That's because at the time I sessioned with her and immediately after with Helena.
Anyway. German, very young, I'd say dark hair. A LOT of Piercing and Tatoos. I remeber I had a great time with her but never saw her again at Artemis.
I was curious to know if she was still around or what.
@Charlie123: Jessy? Don't know her. Or maybe it's part of my "Happy of allways meeting new friends" situation. Ahahaha.
Looking forward to meet you!
Ciaoo
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Anyone seen Liz?
[QUOTE=Kimino;1130917]I was curious to know if she was still around or what.[/QUOTE]Not personally but there has been some discussion about her recently on VB. All positive as far as I can tell.
AM
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[QUOTE=Angus Magee; 1130931]Anyone seen Liz?
Not personally but there has been some discussion about her recently on VB. All positive as far as I can tell.
AM[/QUOTE]Arghh. What's "VB"?
maybe "VBulletin" meanimg on this forum?
Unfortunately "liz" is a three letter word and as such not searchable.
Ciao
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[QUOTE=Kimino; 1131017]Arghh. What's "VB"?
Maybe "VBulletin" meanimg on this forum?
Unfortunately "liz" is a three letter word and as such not searchable.
Ciao[/QUOTE]VB is Verkerhsberichte, the local Berlin forum. It is a valuable resource for Artemis info if you can navigate the German. It is also very difficult to join unless you are willing to sign up with a credit card to get around the "youth protection" thingy. I have been a member for several years and joined when it was still possible to become a member without the Jugendschutztore.
And can you not search for 3 letter names by putting an * (asterisk) after the three letter name?
AM
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[QUOTE=Angus Magee; 1131028]VB is Verkerhsberichte, the local Berlin forum. It is a valuable resource for Artemis info if you can navigate the German. It is also very difficult to join unless you are willing to sign up with a credit card to get around the "youth protection" thingy. I have been a member for several years and joined when it was still possible to become a member without the Jugendschutztore.
And can you not search for 3 letter names by putting an * (asterisk) after the three letter name?
AM[/QUOTE]thanks for the info. Just wanted to know if she is still working, hopefully I will meet here again one time or the other. There's plenty of alternatives anyway. Ahahaha.
Searchin for "liz*" finds "lizzie", probably "lizzard" but not "liz".
Ciaooo
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[QUOTE=Charlie 123; 1130662]Jessy is a really good performer. You should give her a try. Her persistence in the lounge is a real turn-off I know, but she certainly does deliver in the room. Beneath it all she is also a sweet and intelligent girl as well. I have been with her a number of times, and once I enjoyed a smoking duette with her and Carla.
I understand why you would be put off by her lounge-manner, but you can trust me that she is the real deal in the bedroom. If you haven't yet quit town, you should give her a spin.
Charlie[/QUOTE]Hey Charlie,
The hard sell from Jessie alarmed me less than the solala report of her service from another guest. Still, I may give her another chance on a future visit. She's pretty frosted at me and it might be interesting to see if I can turn that into something special in the room. Carla and Jessie tried to sell me on the duo thing as well (more so Jessie than Carla) but I was convinced that Carla needed my undivided attention. ;-)))
BTW, Antonia (ex Gabby from FKKW) sends "Hi" to Beffen, Henio and a few others (one in particular) who use to give her attention during her Pohlheim days. She still kinda cute. Has gone bubble-headed, bleached blond.
Spotted Nina also. Dropped some weight since that last time I saw her and is looking good. Half crossed my mind to engage in a reunion. Her service is apparently still tops from what I hear.
Going to be poppin' in and out of B-Town a few more times between now and August, so I plan on getting to know the Artemis ladies a bit better. I already have some names and faces on the To-Do list.
Cheers,
Dedalus
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[QUOTE=Dedalus; 1131156]Hey Charlie,
The hard sell from Jessie alarmed me less than the solala report of her service from another guest. Still, I may give her another chance on a future visit. She's pretty frosted at me and it might be interesting to see if I can turn that into something special in the room. Carla and Jessie tried to sell me on the duo thing as well (more so Jessie than Carla) but I was convinced that Carla needed my undivided attention..)
BTW, Antonia (ex Gabby from FKKW) sends "Hi" to Beffen, Henio and a few others (one in particular) who use to give her attention during her Pohlheim days. She still kinda cute. Has gone bubble-headed, bleached blond.
Spotted Nina also. Dropped some weight since that last time I saw her and is looking good. Half crossed my mind to engage in a reunion. Her service is apparently still tops from what I hear.
Going to be poppin' in and out of B-Town a few more times between now and August, so I plan on getting to know the Artemis ladies a bit better. I already have some names and faces on the To-Do list.
Cheers,
Dedalus[/QUOTE]I might be tempted to see the sights of Berlin if Janine were there to comfort me in the evenings!
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Do they spell LIZZ on VB? Rather than liz.
[QUOTE=Kimino; 1131030]thanks for the info. Just wanted to know if she is still working, hopefully I will meet here again one time or the other. There's plenty of alternatives anyway. Ahahaha.
Searchin for "liz*" finds "lizzie", probably "lizzard" but not "liz".
Ciaooo[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=Bearsk;1131288]Do they spell LIZZ on VB? Rather than liz.[/QUOTE]Usually spelt Lizz on VB as it is on the Artemis photo page.
AM
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Artemis Part II
Well, I decided to visit Artemis once more before leaving Berlin. I wanted to wait until the weekend was past, so there would be less competition for the girls. I arrived at about 18:00, showered and made my way to the bar. I saw my beautiful dream girl-still don't know her name, but medium height, ass-length hair, and very large fake breast-but she was on her way upstairs with another customer. On my previous visit, the prior Thursday, Lennie (Lenny, Lenie, Leny) had approached me on a few ocassions, and she came up and sat down next to me. Because I had blown her off previously, I felt like "I owed her one", which is a feeling I hate to have. She's very attractive, with a wonderful body, but I felt like she might be a bit too "professional". My thoughts proved to be correct. While quite nice and not rushing in any way, the session was only so-so. She was actually a bit toothy on the blowjob, which kind of surprised me. To avoid long-term damage to Mr. Happy, I stopped the 69 and moved into doggy style, where I finished.
Looks-7-8.
Performance7, a bit too professional with the moaning, etc.
Had some dinner, a couple of drinks, spent some time in the sauna and pool, etc. I went back to the loungs a couple of hours later to look for my next ride. I had noticed Ella a couple of times and remembered reading on this forum that she is very talented in the oral department. I was standing at the stairway, when I saw her coming towards be from the ladies' locker room. I thought I should probably grab her, just in case my opportunity was missed, as she was definitely on my short list. I said Hello. She stopped, and I asked her to turn around. (I wanted to verify that it was actually her, since she only shows a behind view on the website.) The tattoo matched, and I told her that she had a very good reputation. She smiled knowingly-either that or she had not fucking idea what I had just said. We went down to the kino, but all the couches were taken, so we went into a room next to the kino. What proceeded from there was simply amazing! This girl can definitely suck a dick. . . My only regret is that mine is not much larger, as I would like to see what she can actually take in her mouth. I know she had no problem with mine and deepthroated with ease. When I pushed up against her face, force-feeding her, she didn't shy away whatsoever. I had not desire to end this session quickly, and she asked what amount of time I wanted. Instead of saying 8 hours, which was my first inclination, I managed a "one-hour please". She smiled and went back to a mind-blowing BJ. I knew that I had to stop her (first of all to save 50 Euros, and secondly to enjoy the amount of time with her). She reached up and passionately kissed me, without me moving in that direction or even asking. Kissing her was a treat in and of itself. I assumed the positon and spent about 20 minutes or so searching for a little man in her boat. During me search, she told me exactly where to search and with how much effort. I liked that a lot. If someone is just there to go through the motions, they would never tell you what they like and don't like, unless of course they are being bitten or blown up like a Macy's day float. Since I am well aware of my proclivities in that area, I am sure that neither was the case. I felt Ella's body tense and quiver as she reached orgasm. After a few seconds of recovery, she opened her eyes and looked down at me with a smile. I took this as an invitation to look for the man in the boat again, which I did, taking into account her earlier instructions. Again, Ella orgasmed. WOW! This woman was amazingly sensual. . . And talented. I asked her how much time we had left, as I wanted this hour to last for a very, very long time. She looked at her watch. We had 15 more minutes. I knew it would not take me long once I was inside of her, so I asked her to blow me again for a while. Eventually, she slipped on the condom and crawled on top. Despinte the fact that she was moving quite slowly, she was doing it with great determination. Phenomenal eye contact and her reaching down to suck on my tongue was all it took. I experienced and extremely powerful orgasm, and was actually sort of in a daze (haze) for a bit. We stayed and talked about various things for at least another 15 minutes, and I know we ran over our time substantially, but she never made a move to the door, and eventually I did. This woman is hot, sexy, has a very good vibe about her, and I would marry her and give her everything I make for the rest of my life. . . Okay, maybe not now, but for five minutes after finishing I would have.
Looks-10.
Performance-10.
I went back to the bar and sat down (actually "collapsed" is a better way to put it) on one of the couches, content to watch the eye candy for a few hours. By this time, it was about midnight. I was approached by Carla, who was very nice, very talkative, and had good english skills. I blew her off, knowing that my "job" in Artemis is to score with women with whom I would have little chance in the real world. Carla has an average body-nice tits thought-and isn't extremely hot, although she is cute. She was very decent about being blown off, as I did it early and in a nice way, but said she would be looking for me after I recovered.
Meanwhile, I saw a tall blonde, probably 30 years of age, with natural breasts. She is quite tall, and her name turned out to be Katrina, who is from Siberia. I had noticed her before, in the restaurant. Katrina tends to keep to herself and spends a fair amount of time at the wellness are bar, usually alone. At this point, I should say that I have a foot fetish. I know what I like, and that is long, slender feet, with no toenail Polish. In the restaurant, I saw that Katrina's feet fit that bill. I was determined to make her my final ride at Artemis. I went down to the kino, an area that she tends to cruise through fairly often. Turning down offers from others, I awaited Katrina. I was not disappointed. In she walked and I patted the seat next to me. I didn't know if I would be able to wake the dead at that point, having had a few drinks, two prior rides, and a full belly. I didn't have to wait long before getting my answer. This girl can suck a dick! She pays attention to the boys below in just the right ways. She has a tongue-flicking thingy that she does very, very well. I would almost say that she gives Ella a run for her money. We moved to a room nearby, where she proceeded to go down on me. As is my practice, I decided to return the favor. I was amazed that my technique-which has been honed over the years-was not working for her. She eventually stopped me and said that she wouldn't be able to get off that way. Actually, I was glad to hear her say that, as I really do appreciate honesty rather than false moans. Like Ella, she reached to kiss me without my asking or moving that way. We did it doggy, with her on top, and finally missionary, with me pushing those very long legs behind her against the mirror, where I could get a good view of her wonderful feet. Amazingly, it didn't take a lot of effort to reach the heights again. We chatted for a bit, and I'm sure went over our half hour time limit. Katrina is not a knockout, but she is very pretty. She has some moles on her back, but that didn't put me off in any way. She's the right age, comlpletely non-pushy, and I really don't like the young "perfect" girls who walk around like they own the place and are always looking in the mirror. Our vibe was good right from the start.
Looks:7-8.
Performance:8-9.
All in all, I had 2 half hour sessions (one very good, one okay) and a full hour session (F*CKING PHENOMENAL!) , two good meals, countless cups of cappucino. 8 cocktails, and 10 hours of oggling. . . A very good second visit. I made sure to take the advice of the poster who likened the first visit to an FKK as one's first hit of cocaine, and I made sure to have lower expectations. Doing this helped me completely enjoy my second visit to Artemis in the course of 5 days. I will return to Artemis within the next couple of months, but now my quandry is this: Do I session with three ladies that I know will rock my world (Joy, Ella, Katrina) or do I chart a new and unknown course with other women? That's a hard one.
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Lots of typos in my report below
I'll proofread these the next time. My apologies.
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Artemis March 3-4. Part 1
Part 1:
A year since my last visit to Artemis. Great to be back.
Late March 3.
Started talking to Nina and I found her really charming. After some small talk she asked me if I wanted to go to the kino and off we went. Excellent DFK before hitting a room upstairs. I would definitive repeat. Great GFE.
Also had a session with a tall blonde from Hamburg. Don`t remember her name. She was leaving this week.
She was okay but had a runny nose caused by too mouch smoke in the bar-area. Not very sexy.
March 4. I went just after opening and it was nice and laid-back. Stayed util the place started to get really crowded around 9. Had an amazing session with a girl visiting from Dusseldorf (Sorry, will try to remember their names better next time). She had dyed her hair red and gave me the best CBJ ever.
I then went with Jenna, who have black hair now. She was a bit of a dissapointment. Unfortunatly I found her booring and to mechanical.
To be continued.
Sparks
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Artemis March 3-4, part 2
Threesome with Renee (blonde, pornish) and her friend wich name I can't remember. They where really into each other. DFK, eating each others pussys. A nice PSE, but a bit to expensive in my opinion. Damage: 4x60 euro incl. CIM.
Finished my trip with another girl from Hamburg. Short hair, tongue piercing. Excellent GFE. Amazing blowjob. She was off to Hamburg in a week she told me. Hope to repeat some time in the future.
Sparks
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ITB Berlin
For the records, is Artemis crowded in these days with the ITB Messe going on?
Ciao
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Lovely time
Day 1.
Time 60 min grade: 8.
Petra (alt name Petrja) Bulgaria: Sunny beach.
Petra dark hair Bulgarian beauty 170 cm tall, thin with brown moles on her back an one her side oblong nose that fitted her face. Thick black hair down to her shoulders ususual for women of that region. Born in 1978 douther off 4 years and divorced.
Truely female caratheristic with a dominant personality adjusted by lack off selv confidance and a desire to seek risk adjusted confidence booster by gaining the desire of men in a close secure environment. The women strikes you as pushy at first due to her wish to be the hunter, she spots likely men as soon as you get in the upstair bar-area. Which I find attractive since 'she already knows what he wants' type off mind set. Petra is looking for gentleman and good lovers.
I let her know that I would be a while downstair and would find her later. I later returned after a sauna and a quick nap to the upstair kino. Petra came by and asked if she could sit down and we started talking I waited until we had build up rapport and started slowly feel her see- cup size silicon breasts which were surprisingly soft.
Petra started off with her enticing weapon a BBBJ at which she excels and she knows it for a good while I'm starting to like were this is going. I needed to take charge of the session and led her downstair to one of the rooms behind the kino. The great chemistry we had developed upstairs feed into a wonderful foreplay were I grabbed her hard and started kissing her long and slapped her breasts. Petra slid down slowly to her knees having her nipples run down me stomach and cock she takes in her mouth and massages my balls at the same time.
Now it's my turn I bend her over so she is facing down on the bed while I massage the back of her thighs and ass. I kiss her pussy from behind and stick my finger in her ass. She starts protesting but it dies down when she is confartable that I wouldn't stick my cock in there. I stick in two fingers in her pussy and look for her g-spot which is located a bit in a stranger then usual position compared to where I usually find it.
She is now ready a straddle her ass arch her back and enter her as deep as I can and when I have the full penetration I stick in my thumb in the ass I'm now enjoying myself. Her pussy is wonderful deep and tight. This goes on for a while as I grab her hair and push her face down on the bed and then toward me so she can see me entering her.
I later turned her over and entered her but not before putting her feet beside her head with her head outside the bed so I could enter her with all off me while rocking back and forward. I'm reaching climax accelerated by her pussy sweezing tigher on me she is closer then I am.
To be con.
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[QUOTE=Doonan;1131888]I'll proofread these the next time. My apologies.[/QUOTE]Doonan,
No need to apologise, thanks for the report.
Your session with Ella sounds like my session with Dorean at Artemis in 2007. Still the best provider experience I've ever had, and there's about 120 across the world since then.
It's a good feeling to get that perfect 10, they don't come about too often.
I took the approach of going back to a good thing rather than try something new during my successive vists, I'll be interested to see if you can resist Ella next time around!
Cheers
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Intro
I've lurked on this thread for a long time, but had nothing to post as I was far away. Many nights I have pored over the reports of Angus Magee, Charlie 123, and others, and wished to step into the shoes of my heroes.
A few weeks ago I came to Berlin and have been sampling many different establishments. I've decided to settle here for good, as I think this is one of the most liberal and exciting cities in the world. Having received so much information from the ISG, I want to give something back and will be giving my impressions of particular places soon.
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[QUOTE=Sparks;1132854]I then went with Jenna, who have black hair now. She was a bit of a dissapointment. Unfortunatly I found her booring and to mechanical.[/QUOTE]Jenna has blonde hair the whole time.
I think your session was with another girl. Maybe with a similar name. I don't know.
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Lovely time 2
Day 1 Misha Hungarian
30 min grade 6.
No other way to describe this girl but over worked by the hands of man, silicone lips, silicone breasts and I almost certain silicone ass. But what a joy to ride from behind the whole session took place in the upstairs kino first oral followed by her riding me and finally doggy she was a joy to fuck but I must say I preferred Petra better on average.
Misha was clearly in it for the money compared to Petra so to speak, I found her to be a bore this was off course all my fault by not building up the session properly as I did with Petra. Her features were 'porn actress' and her pussy amazing to enter.
I had a lovely time on the 20th of February when I was there with an overall good balance between the sexes.
I hope that my two first posts have been at helpful to some people and entertaining to all I felt that I had to give back after so many visits on this forum.
Thank you for reading
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Two out of four
Visited Artemis about a week ago. This was my fourth visit this winter, and I arrived around 15. 00, full of expectations.
Things didn't start out any good though, and I was immediately struck by two disappointments; I had really hoped to meet my favorite Artemis girl this night (had planned for an early one hour session if I could find her) , but my hopes were crushed by a negative answer when asking about her in the reception. Damn! Oh well I wasn't surprised of course since the chance of her working this particular evening was perhaps fifty fifty. Anyway, after entering the club I quickly realised that something was, well, wrong with the girls. Why weren't they naked? What's the deal with these outfits? Asked about it, and found out that there was some kind of "carnival theme" or something. Must have forgot to check the website. DAMN!
After getting over these initial annoyances I kindof started to enjoy myself. I won't go into details, but to summarize I had two really nice sessions out of four. Started out with Lecky from Thailand. Tiny girl with nice attitude. Much later Dedalus (a nice guy who I had arranged to meet in the downstairs bar) introduced me to Nina. Nina was the absolute star of the evening! The second best fuck I've had here, beaten only by Fatima.
The two others, one Moldavian girl and one German, I will try to forget. Stayed until they closed (sleeping the last two hours).
By the way, might end up in Köln soon. Can anyone recommend a good place there?
/Dr Jekyll
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Buck Rogers redux
Buck. PM'the you re the latest research results. Any word back? Thanks.RB
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Pardon the double post
Hey guys, I'll be in Berlin tomorrow and Wednesday (maybe also Thursday). Will definitely be visiting Artemis.
If anyone is around and want to meet at Artemis, send a PM!
As always I'd love to meet other peolple from the board.
Ciao!
Kimino
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A pleasant afternoon
An interesting time this afternoon. Arrived and got the usual requests to take a "Zimmer" from a bunch of naked girls. The truth is a lot of them are just tall 6's with fake boobs. But there are definitely some gems too as I'll relate.
One of the first girls to approach me was a red-headed Romanian called Jessie. She was very keen but not quite attractive enough. I explained that I had just arrived and wanted to use the sauna and so on first. I said she should come to me later, probably a mistake as it turns out.
After enjoying lunch, the swimming pool and the sauna, I bumped into an 8 at the bar, another Romanian called Tatiana. A gorgeous body. After some chatting I decided she was my date and we went to a room. I admit I was a bit apprehensive because the pretty ones can sometimes turn cold in the room. Also there is a higher than average proportion of sharks among the Romanians. So once we got to the room, I made sure she would lie down and let me feel and kiss her body before I committed to any serious action. Some DATY: she was very sensitive in the pussy area but seemed complaisant. So I let her give me a BBBJ and she was skilled and nearly succeeded in getting me to cum in her mouth, but I stopped her just in time. Then we screwed in a few positions. Good, but not the most passionate sex I've had. I felt a bit lost in the sheer bounty of her body. That I almost couldn't do justice to it in the 30 minutes available. But still, not a bad way to spend an afternoon I'd say. Not a bad way at all.
After I paid her, I went back to the bar. Jessie latched on to me again. I apologetically told her that I'd basically spent my load, but greatly appreciated the attentions of her compatriot Tatiana. At this she said,"Oh you're so boring!" and flounced off. Ouch! In "real life" I'd never make such a faux pas, but somehow it never occurred to me that the girls at Artemis might get jealous of each other. Has anybody else run into this?
I only met one 9 today, a blue-eyed blonde bombshell of a Russian called Ella. A few minutes before I left the club, as I was coming naked out of the shower she approached me with a brilliant smile. We chatted for a couple of minutes. I asked if she was romantic and liked kissing. She adored it. I told her that she was my perfect woman, asked her what days she was there, and if I could go with her next time. She was indignant."There is no next time! I'm hardly ever here. Only now!" I thought that was a bit pushy but it's hard to dismiss such a beauty. Does anybody know if she is a shark or the real deal?
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Quality of service
I have to say that after being at Atemis for 4 days in a raw and trying out a decent amount of ladies, the more pretty they are the less good time you have with them in bed. My personal favorite ws kathleen but all the time she was don't do this and don't do that, but her looks and body worth every penny.
One thing that really bothered me was the way some girls would hassle you all the time to spend your money on them. Especially the Romanian and bulgarian group. They were hasslers. The management should look into that.
Moreover paying for 30 minutes session when you usually finish the deed in 10 max I think they should give an option for a quicky for a lower price. That will help boost the extras anal, cim.
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Quality of Service
[QUOTE=Vostro000;1133820]I have to say that after being at Atemis for 4 days in a raw and trying out a decent amount of ladies, the more pretty they are the less good time you have with them in bed. My personal favorite ws kathleen but all the time she was don't do this and don't do that, but her looks and body worth every penny.[/QUOTE]Vostro, were those 4 days March 9 to March 13? During the ITB convention the girls have many more customers than usual. Consequently they get a bit jaded and some of them want to get things over quickly so they can maximise turnover.
I agree with you about the Romanian / Bulgarians. Also, the management has been a little weak since the main guy Ecki died last year. They could do more to filter out the sharks, but it must be difficult to find enough warm-hearted ladies to service the huge influx during ITB.
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Dr Jekyll
[QUOTE=Dr Jekyll; 1133403]By the way, might end up in Köln soon. Can anyone recommend a good place there?
/Dr Jekyll[/QUOTE]During one of my visits to Samya near Cologne there were some Canadians that were staying at the youth hostel in town near the Dom and Hbf. That is a budget accomodation and you are close to town and the sights of Cologne.
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[QUOTE=The Limey;1133721]I only met one 9 today, a blue-eyed blonde bombshell of a Russian called Ella. A few minutes before I left the club, as I was coming naked out of the shower she approached me with a brilliant smile. We chatted for a couple of minutes. I asked if she was romantic and liked kissing. She adored it. I told her that she was my perfect woman, asked her what days she was there, and if I could go with her next time. She was indignant."There is no next time! I'm hardly ever here. Only now!" I thought that was a bit pushy but it's hard to dismiss such a beauty. Does anybody know if she is a shark or the real deal?[/QUOTE]Do a search here for Ella. You should come up with some reports as she has been reviewed several times before. Personally I would not give her a "9" in looks. Let's face it she has been in the game for a while and is showing her age. But service wise there are few better than her. If you yourself give her a "9" then a session with her should blow your mind, among other parts of the anatomy. Her bjs are out of this world.
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Ella
[quote=angus magee;1134016]do a search here for ella. you should come up with some reports as she has been reviewed several times before. personally i would not give her a "9" in looks. let's face it she has been in the game for a while and is showing her age. but service wise there are few better than her. if you yourself give her a "9" then a session with her should blow your mind, among other parts of the anatomy. her bjs are out of this world.[/quote]"da, da, da"
had the (immense) pleasure recently. as angus mentions, a close look into her lovely eyes shows that she has been fortunate to attend many days at fkk`s. however, takes great pride in her appearance and it shows. also agree that she provided an absolute top performance- ticking all the boxes. i simply had to extend to a full hour and finished with a deep and wet cim. superb gfe (or so it seemed) , total attention to the client and his whims, daty with extreme appreciation shown, and a bbbj to go to heaven for. kept her black fm heels on throughout which did not distract in any way when wraping her legs around excess in mish.
very impressed and a real highlight. i did mention that i was impressed with ella ? a true daughter of mother russia with great english and all skills.
full marks.
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[quote=excess; 1134036]"the, the, the"
had the (immense) pleasure recently. as angus mentions, a close look into her lovely eyes shows that she has been fortunate to attend many days at fkk`s. however, takes great pride in her appearance and it shows. also agree that she provided an absolute top performance- ticking all the boxes. i simply had to extend to a full hour and finished with a deep and wet cim. superb gfe (or so it seemed) , total attention to the client and his whims, daty with extreme appreciation shown, and a bbbj to go to heaven for. kept her black fm heels on throughout which did not distract in any way when wraping her legs around excess in mish.
very impressed and a real highlight. i did mention that i was impressed with ella? a true daughter of mother russia with great english and all skills.
full marks. [/quote]hey,
i don't get to artemis all that often, but i have seen ella on all of my visits. love her body. face doesn't quite hit my sweet spot, but she's a pleasant girl. a few weeks ago at the faschings party she was dressed in a pretty sexy cowgirl outfit. i was very close to giving her a dance, but karla was also dressed in cowgirl garb and was doing a better job of pushing my buttons.
on my next berlin run, i might have to give ella another try. she didn't leave all that lasting an impression when i went with her last fall.
cheers,
dedalus
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Tuesday at A, mediocre lineup but good time.
First day at Artemis.
Arrived at 4:30 pm. Met with Charlie123, Nebula and Rocketboy. Great time with them.
To my partial disappointment, many of my favorites where missing.
Helena, Lenny, Clara, Mindy and many others where not there. In general the line up was not at it's best. Some new girls but nothing very interesting.
This said, there was enough to have fun anyways.
Sessioned with Jesse. Romanian / moldovian. Long dark hair, dark eyes, very nice body and natural tits. Not particularly intriguing face, for me. A bit pushy but not too much. Probably one of the few girls that came up to me and Charlie all evening. Maybe the girls know it' usually us choosing, or maybe we look ugly. Ahahah.
Anyway, nice session, sweet, nice BBBJ. Maybe will repeat, maybe.
Then I was attracted by a new, very good looking, very young looking girl.
"Vemena" or something like that. Bulgarian, hangs around with Conny (I did think of getting them both but didn't). Very small tits, long brown hair, very thin. From the distance she really looks very young, especially in the body but said she is 27 and that she has come to Artemis very recently, some days ago.
Good session, won't repeat.
Then, great turkish food at Hasir with Charlie.
Came back and sessioned with mythical Renee. Bulgarian, very nice face, big ass but such a great performer and so sweet. I really like her a lot. This time she has long blond hair extensions. Real good performer, lots of good chemistry going on among us. Will repeat, as usual, from time to time.
Facilities all fine as usual. Don't know about the food. Left around 2am.
Will be back today for lingerie day, the one I prefer, hope to see Nebula!
Ciaooo
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Berlin Booty Boogie Faceoff: Artemis vs. Apartments
[QUOTE=Kimino; 1134312]First day at Artemis.
Arrived at 4:30 pm. Met with Charlie123, Nebula and Rocketboy. Great time with them.
To my partial disappointment, many of my favorites where missing. But still enough to have fun Ciaooo[/QUOTE]K-nice to have finally met you as well. Glad Renee rang the bells. As I discussed with Charley123, it is odd sometimes how those with a tough exterior persona downstairs can be so completely different when it counts. There are others like her. And of course sometimes it is just the opposite. Lots of unpredictability to be sure, and of course, it can change depending upon day, mood, chemistry. That's why all these generalizations have to be guarded, and as Charley says within a somewhat suspect sample size. Although to be sure, when many different blokes rave about someone, that surely means something. Anyway to save some space, here, I posted a bit more on the Berlin page on the Artemis scene vs private flats-see what you think. Have fun today even when all are in cloaked mode.
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Ella
[QUOTE=Angus Magee;1134016]Personally I would not give her a "9" in looks. Let's face it she has been in the game for a while and is showing her age.[/QUOTE]Really! But she told me she was such a romantic girl. I'm sure I was nearly falling in love with her.
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Pse
Would you gents be kind enough to recommend a few Artemis ladies who provide outstanding porn star experiences? I am thinking of any or all of the following: enthisiastic CIF, swallowing, exhibitionism, and others. But above all seeking a nasty, lewd, lascivious, debauched attitude. Will be there in three weeks. Many thanks.
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Cloaked_mode: on. Lingerie day at A
Rainy morning in Berlin, so I was happy to meet Charlie around 12:30 at A!
Place was very calm but after a while some of the girls that where missing on Tuesday showed up.
Lingerie day!
I don't know why exactly, but I was particularly attraceted by Kathleen. Probably because the day before, when I said "Hi" or something, I got the feeling she was very cold, almost rejecting for some reason. Wanted to see. I last sessioned with her I think a year ago, and after that some contradictory reports have been filed on her, anyways.
Had a real nice time, she was great all the time. She is now definitely in my list of favourites. Must repeat!
Then a Russian (or half Russian) girl from Oase, don't remember the name. She has been here for few days and will go back to oase in some weeks. She wears white glasses, has very nice eyes and body, dark hair, flower tatoo on the back. No chemistry, real avarage plain vanilla session. Mediocre BJ. A bit on the hurry, mechanical. Won't repeat.
To recover from the useless session, I went with Clara, as allways a top performer.
Out for a restaurant then came back and met Nebula, nice hanging around with him until 3/4 am.
During the evening sessioned with Raffaella (yes, again) , real nice. Last girl before leaving was Paola (or Paula maybe) , Dark hair, husky like eyes, Romanian / spanish (she says) , nothing special.
Airport and bye bye Berlin!
Ciaoo
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[QUOTE=Customx;1134601]Would you gents be kind enough to recommend a few Artemis ladies who provide outstanding porn star experiences? I am thinking of any or all of the following: enthisiastic CIF, swallowing, exhibitionism, and others. But above all seeking a nasty, lewd, lascivious, debauched attitude. Will be there in three weeks. Many thanks.[/QUOTE]I f you are not too choosey with regard to looks I would say your chances of finding this to a satisfactory level are as follows. Exhibitionism-fairly easy. COF-reasonably easy, Enthusiastic COF-not very easy. CIM w. Swallow-quite difficult.
My reasoning-Exhibitionism, all you have to do is find a girl you click with and who has a naughty side. This is fairly easy to determine before you hit the room.
COF-finding a girl who does COF for €50, while not easy, is doable. Enthusiastic COF is generally very hit and miss in my experience. Girls who genuinely love being plastered with cum in the face are few and far between in all walks of life. Plus at an FKK like Artemis the girls have to be aware of the fact that that a face full, usually getting it in the hair as well, is not easy to recover from. That is the make up they wear gets messed and the hair needs to be washed after. This means too much down time unless you really make it worth while for them. Just a point to consider.
CIM w / swallow-finding a girl who swallows is just plain difficult. Try imagining for a moment swallowing your own load and you might see why. I really think porn has made us guys believe that a mouthful is a tasty creamy treat. I am told that this is not at all so.
I do know a girl at a bordello who might fit the bill if you are interested.
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Pse
Thanks Angus and thanks for all your great work. It has been very helpful as I plan my trip.
It is really attitude I am looking for rather than a specific deed. A couple of years ago I was in the kino at Palace about midnight and a little brunette flounced in wearing a short skirt and tiny blouse with her hair in pigtails. She announced that she was a school girl looking for an anal "lesson" and hoping one of the guys would teach her. Alhough I had had no intention of doing another session she was so cute and convincing, I volunteered and we pounded away right then and there to the delight of 30 or so onlookers. Except for a quick whisper in my ear at the start to remind me that it would cost an extra 100 Euro, she remained entirely in character throughout, thanking me for the "lesson" and telling me what a good teacher I was. Sure it was all an act, but a very enjoyable one. We had a great laugh about it after. Was the most memorable session I have ever had at an FKK.
I am sure there are those at Artemis who have this kind of wicked sense of fun. Just hoping for some names to look for.
PM me the name of the bordello girl if you would be so kind. All the best.
[QUOTE=Angus Magee; 1134768]I f you are not too choosey with regard to looks I would say your chances of finding this to a satisfactory level are as follows. Exhibitionism-fairly easy. COF-reasonably easy, Enthusiastic COF-not very easy. CIM w. Swallow-quite difficult.
My reasoning-Exhibitionism, all you have to do is find a girl you click with and who has a naughty side. This is fairly easy to determine before you hit the room.
COF-finding a girl who does COF for €50, while not easy, is doable. Enthusiastic COF is generally very hit and miss in my experience. Girls who genuinely love being plastered with cum in the face are few and far between in all walks of life. Plus at an FKK like Artemis the girls have to be aware of the fact that that a face full, usually getting it in the hair as well, is not easy to recover from. That is the make up they wear gets messed and the hair needs to be washed after. This means too much down time unless you really make it worth while for them. Just a point to consider.
CIM w / swallow-finding a girl who swallows is just plain difficult. Try imagining for a moment swallowing your own load and you might see why. I really think porn has made us guys believe that a mouthful is a tasty creamy treat. I am told that this is not at all so.
I do know a girl at a bordello who might fit the bill if you are interested. [/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=Angus Magee; 1134768]I f you are not too choosey with regard to looks I would say your chances of finding this to a satisfactory level are as follows. Exhibitionism-fairly easy. COF-reasonably easy, Enthusiastic COF-not very easy. CIM w. Swallow-quite difficult.
My reasoning-Exhibitionism, all you have to do is find a girl you click with and who has a naughty side. This is fairly easy to determine before you hit the room.
COF-finding a girl who does COF for €50, while not easy, is doable. Enthusiastic COF is generally very hit and miss in my experience. Girls who genuinely love being plastered with cum in the face are few and far between in all walks of life. Plus at an FKK like Artemis the girls have to be aware of the fact that that a face full, usually getting it in the hair as well, is not easy to recover from. That is the make up they wear gets messed and the hair needs to be washed after. This means too much down time unless you really make it worth while for them. Just a point to consider.
CIM w / swallow-finding a girl who swallows is just plain difficult. Try imagining for a moment swallowing your own load and you might see why. I really think porn has made us guys believe that a mouthful is a tasty creamy treat. I am told that this is not at all so.
I do know a girl at a bordello who might fit the bill if you are interested. [/QUOTE]A perfect summary.
CoF is a favourite of mine, and it has been very hard to find enthusiastic practitioners. They don't like it in their eyes, and everything Angus says about the girls' concerns regarding hair and make-up is also correct. Regrettably, great porn-star facials are few and far between outside the movie world.
Charlie
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[QUOTE=Customx; 1134778]It is really attitude I am looking for rather than a specific deed. A couple of years ago I was in the kino at Palace about midnight and a little brunette flounced in wearing a short skirt and tiny blouse with her hair in pigtails. She announced that she was a school girl looking for an anal "lesson" and hoping one of the guys would teach her. Alhough I had had no intention of doing another session she was so cute and convincing, I volunteered and we pounded away right then and there to the delight of 30 or so onlookers. Except for a quick whisper in my ear at the start to remind me that it would cost an extra 100 Euro, she remained entirely in character throughout, thanking me for the "lesson" and telling me what a good teacher I was. Sure it was all an act, but a very enjoyable one. We had a great laugh about it after. Was the most memorable session I have ever had at an FKK.
I am sure there are those at Artemis who have this kind of wicked sense of fun. Just hoping for some names to look for. [/QUOTE]It's great to read this story again as you have put in slightly more detail than when you described it in your post on 2 Feb, and I have not yet got round to reading the account of it which you posted under your previous identity. I wish I had been there to be delighted by your (and the girl's) performance. Good luck in your search for a similar experience.
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This week
I will be at the art this week, probably Monday and Wednesday.
Does anyone know if Siena is around? I have something for her. Apart from the usual!
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[QUOTE=Bearsk; 1135762]I will be at the art this week, probably Monday and Wednesday.
Does anyone know if Siena is around? I have something for her. Apart from the usual! [/QUOTE]Is that Siena from Bulgaria? If so I checked on the German forum and her name was on a list as in attendance on March 13th, last week. So I guess we can say she is around but not as definite.
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Dear Revevend Doctor Magee.
Thanks to Thee, I will prepare accordingly.
BSK.
[QUOTE=Angus Magee; 1135801]Is that Siena from Bulgaria? If so I checked on the German forum and her name was on a list as in attendance on March 13th, last week. So I guess we can say she is around but not as definite.
AM[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=Charlie 123; 1134923]A perfect summary.
CoF is a favourite of mine, and it has been very hard to find enthusiastic practitioners. They don't like it in their eyes, and everything Angus says about the girls' concerns regarding hair and make-up is also correct. Regrettably, great porn-star facials are few and far between outside the movie world.
Charlie[/QUOTE]Objection to the eyes is very reasonable since it can cause an infection. As to makeup, be her last session. She would not mind it and would love the bonus $$$.
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From passionate lover to sex machine
Here is a list of the girls I had session with in 3 days:
Day 1, 16 March:
Nina.
Gabitza.
Vivian.
Nina.
Day 2, 17 March:
Nina.
Nadia.
Vivian.
Shaz.
Natalie.
Day 3, 18 March:
Tatiana.
Shaz.
Natalie.
Nina.
Shaz.
Just for the record, I was also at big A for three days on August last year. Sorry for not reporting, but it was due to I got very busy with work & because of a specific girl that I had many sessions with, but wouldn't write about her, as she got into some problem with another monger and was afraid that the management will close the doors of A at her.
Nina: no need to describe her, as there exists many reports about her. Had only one session with her during my last visit.
After 30 minutes of arrival on first day I spotted her. Said Hi, but got only a simple Hi back and passed by. I stopped her and asked if she could recognized me without glasses (had glasses on my first visit ). Suddenly she could remember me and told a very descriptive details of our last session. She called me the "passionate lover" (which was the exact words she told me after our sessions from last visit). Was a little shocked how she could remember details like my name, where I am from, what number room we were at, how many girls I had before her on that particular day, etc.
The best kisser I have ever meet.
Gabitza: Have read a lot about her here, and wanted to try her. Not so pretty as I expected. In the room she explained the prices and told me that CIM is 50 extra, I told her that "Yes, I know". She took that as "Yes" for CIM right away and after 10-15 minuets of BBBJ when I asked for condom and I wanted to have sex, she got a little bit upset. Then another misunderstanding happened when after 10 min. Of sex I wanted to "finish" with CIM. She told me I was finished. I said no I didn't and I want to finish with CIM. Then she explained that she had orgasm and she was "finished". We laughed about at and got a great BBBJ and titty fuck with CIM. Good session with some misunderstanding and the next two days she tried many times to repeat, but we didn't.
Vivian: pretty face, fake and big boobs (tried titty fuck, but her boobs are too apart and hard for titty fuck). A little extra meat, but still OK body. Seemed a little pushy, but meanwhile saying that she didn't mind if I needed a rest to recover and would gladly sit with me and wait ½ hour before our session. Specially on the third day, she kept reminding me that it was my last day and I shouldn't forget about her. Did DFK, but a little aggressive for my taste.
Nadia: brunette, dark brown hair, from Turkey, has worked on Frankfurt FKK. Good session, a little bit too professional.
Natalie: from poland, very very beautiful face and a body to much that face, dirty blond hair and has teeth braces. Had two session with her and both were spectacular.
Shaz: Romanian, pretty face, deep voice, tanned body, black hair. 21 years old. Very sweet girl (one of the first Romanian girl I have seen that doesn't only think about the money). Before my last session with this girl, she came to me around 1:45 pm at downstairs bar and said that she don't want to hunt guys anymore for the day and just waited for the time to pass so she can go home and asked if she can sit with me. We talked over 1 hour about different things, then we went upstairs for a smoke and then crashed on one of sofa there and talked for another hour. I was thinking about doing a repeat with Natalie, but after that long conversation with Shaz, I get to know her a little bit more and saw how sweet girl she is, I decided to do my last session on the third day with her and I don't regret it. It was the best session I had in those three days.
Tatiana: Romanian, very pretty face, brunette, dark hair. She is the reason that I booked my flight to Berlin. I had some sessions with this girl at my last visit where she has just started working in Artemis. She was like my girlfriend, every time we saw each other we just sit together and talked for hours and had great time. She was very inexperienced in this game and although not all our session went well, I couldn't resist her. When I get back I couldn't see any report about her (except one in September in berlin thread by Zabed1970). But the report of another member of the forum "The Limey" from 14 March mentioning her made my decision easy. I booked my flight right away for the 16 March. I didn't saw her in the first two days of my stay and when I asked the reception about her, they told me that she wouldn't be at Artemis. On the third day I didn't ask the reception and thought that she won't come. After arrival on third day Natalie came to me and asked if I wanted her company. I promised her that I will find her in ½ hour and will go to the room. But after ½ hour Tatiana came to me and said Hi. I was so glad to see her and asked her if she recognized me and told about my last visit and all the sessions we had. She couldn't remember nothing. After some talk we went to the room. The session was very professional and standard. She has lost her next door girl attitude and sweetness and has became a professional worker of this game.
To sum the things up, I had a great time in those three days. My dream girl that was the reason that I made this trip was not the same girl as I met her last time. But I met other sweethearts and had a great time. One big difference in my almost all sessions from this trip compared to my last visit was that I had became like a sex machine. Last visit sessions were slow and more passionate, but this time it was like in the porn movies with a little bit foreplay and then hard banging for the rest of 20-25 minuets. Nina told me after one of hour sessions that I do the act as it was sport, and when I look at my self, sweat was dropping from all my body and I was gasping for breath. The only session the I forced my self to be passionate was the last session with Shaz and it turned out to be one of the most amazing session and best orgasm I got in long time. I could also feel that Shaz was enjoying it and when I asked if she got orgasm, she answered that no, but it was because I gave her orgasm in our previous session and she had never had two orgasm in one day (the first orgasm was with my finger in her arse while giving DATY. You can feel the girls orgasm if you have finger in her arse.).
Has also made a post at berlin thread for some activities outside artemis.
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Will be there this weekend. All day Saturday and most of the day Sunday, if anybody is about.
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[QUOTE=Bearsk; 1135835]Dear Revevend Doctor Magee.
Thanks to Thee, I will prepare accordingly.
BSK. [/QUOTE]Don't mention it. Today I noticed a new post on the German forum announcing her presence on Sunday. I guess you will now that already though having been there today and hopefully slipped her your surprise.
We all look forward to the report.
AM
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One to avoid: Morena of Colombia
The other day I was enjoying Artemis, but couldn't really find a girl I really wanted badly enough to spend money on. I was about to leave when suddenly a lovely naked Colombian girl with big breasts and a great smile jumped into my path. Now I've travelled a lot in Latin America, and found that these Latina girls have a lust for life that is difficult for Europeans to match, so on the spur of the moment I changed my mind, and even forgot my rule about sitting down with a girl first and getting to know her before going to a room.
Once inside the room, Morena's attitude took a U-Turn. First she tried to upsell me, asking to do a massage, and then on my questioning revealing it would be an extra 60 euros. I denied that. As we got on with it, she started getting quite bossy, pushing my hands away and so on, refusing to do a BJ without a condom, and throughout the 30 minutes she became more and more unfriendly and was even insulting me (in three different languages). I should have stopped the session, but by the time it got really bad I was past the point of no return. It was quite cunning and sadistic of her. So I had to carry on till the end basically, and I paid her the 60 for basic service. Actually it was one of the worst sessions I've had in my life.
A note here: I think when you're having sex, positive feelings of friendliness and intimacy are enhanced by the chemicals flowing through your body. However, negative emotions are also enhanced! Bad sex is worse than no sex at all. That is why it is so important for Artemis management to filter out the sharks, something I wonder if they are up to. It's a great club in so many ways. It would be a pity if they let it slide too far.
By the way I've noticed that sharks have a specific technique you can watch out for (not just in Artemis but everywhere). You won't necessarily see it coming in the bar, but the attitude manifests itself within the first 60 seconds of a session. If you know the warning signs, you can quit the session immediately and not fund or encourage these types. Certainly I will be more alert in future and I would encourage others to do the same.
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Need link to German Forum
[QUOTE=Angus Magee; 1135801]Is that Siena from Bulgaria? If so I checked on the German forum and her name was on a list as in attendance on March 13th, last week. So I guess we can say she is around but not as definite.
AM[/QUOTE]Angus, please post the link to the "German Form" you reference. I can read German.
Thanks in advance!
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[QUOTE=Forcharles; 1136317]Angus, please post the link to the "German Form" you reference. I can read German.
Thanks in advance! [/QUOTE][url]Http://www.verkehrsberichte.de/start/eingang.php[/url]
Here you go. I warn you though it is not so easy to join without the jungendschutztore.
AM
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[QUOTE=The Limey;1136227]By the way I've noticed that sharks have a specific technique you can watch out for (not just in Artemis but everywhere). You won't necessarily see it coming in the bar, but the attitude manifests itself within the first 60 seconds of a session. If you know the warning signs, you can quit the session immediately and not fund or encourage these types. Certainly I will be more alert in future and I would encourage others to do the same.[/QUOTE]
True, however, once in the room pulling the plug on a session will likely involve some drama. I did this one time. Actually we had not made it to the room but were waiting for a room when I realised that the girl was under going "the change". And she was not happy. At all.
In fact after I walked away she hunted me down and dragged me to the reception demanding I pay her €60. I stood firm and management was not sure what to do. Luckily she over payed and claimed I had felt & fingered her which was a complete fabrication on her part. But I had to wait while a manager went to security and viewed security tapes (yes much of what you do in public is on tape at least for a little while in Artemis) of our supposed encounter. The manager reappeared and told her she was way off base and I had not in fact touched her.
In the end it was a very unpleasant half hour of hassel that sort of ruined the night. So by all means pull the plug if a girls does an about face in the room. But do not expect there to be no hassel. And Limey I hope you yourself at least mentioned the girl to the desk. If you have such a session and can articulate it to the desk then there is no reason not to. Artemis does listen to complaints. But be reasonable and polite about it and note to them that you paid the basic fee with no fuss.
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Edit: (damn short edit time)"Luckily she over payed " should read "Luckily she over played". Thought it relevant enough to the story to post a separate edit.
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[QUOTE=Angus Magee;1136402]In fact after I walked away she hunted me down and dragged me to the reception demanding I pay her €60. I stood firm and management was not sure what to do. Luckily she over payed and claimed I had felt & fingered her which was a complete fabrication on her part. But I had to wait while a manager went to security and viewed security tapes (yes much of what you do in public is on tape at least for a little while in Artemis) of our supposed encounter. The manager reappeared and told her she was way off base and I had not in fact touched her.[/QUOTE]It's not very good for business if they give that amount of trouble to a customer who is very well established, considering that you hadn't even entered the room. I'm dismayed the girl thought she could lie like that and not get fired. Imagine if a waitress behaved like that.
[QUOTE=Angus Magee;1136402]In the end it was a very unpleasant half hour of hassel that sort of ruined the night. So by all means pull the plug if a girls does an about face in the room. But do not expect there to be no hassel. And Limey I hope you yourself at least mentioned the girl to the desk. If you have such a session and can articulate it to the desk then there is no reason not to.[/QUOTE]I should have done, absolutely, but unfortunately was a bit too shell-shocked.
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I can confirm her presence on Monday, she is back from Sofia and looking particularly succulent. I will undertake a more detailed evaluation later in the week.
[QUOTE=Angus Magee; 1136195]Don't mention it. Today I noticed a new post on the German forum announcing her presence on Sunday. I guess you will now that already though having been there today and hopefully slipped her your surprise.
We all look forward to the report.
AM[/QUOTE]
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"The Change": 60 second Shark transformation. Add Anita of Moldovia
Pleasant enough day at Artemis. Very few customers, desperate girls.
I had a couple of very pleasant hours with
Vivian
Working with trainer and in major shape (she killed me before, now I am just a marshmellow)
Just back from holiday for a few weeks, looking relaxed and toned.
Excellent brain
GFE.
Gabistza
Kinky slightly crazy large natural breasted Hungarian gal.
PSE.
In between, I made a series of errors that cost me 60 euro. I was approached by Anita for small talk, dark hair, tight body, she told me she was Jamaican (RTF, sounds familiar) , I guessed correctly that she was Moldovian from Chrisinau. She then pursued me for a couple of hours including waiting for an hour outside the sauna while I took a swim. She then joined me for dinner. Not much English, some German.
I relented and we headed to the room, no waiting this night. In the room, we had immediate (within 60 seconds) upsell for 1 hour and CIM, I suggested we start with ein halb Stunde for die erste time. This produced minor sense of humor failure but she persisted and gave an average BBBJ, we then move to somewhat rushed FS which was athletic but no eye contact and certainly nein kussen. In the midst of this she grabbed for her watch and told me 10 minutes left, better cum. This was actually the final straw, I disengaged, pulled the condom off, told her we were finished and put my robe on. I paid her the 60 euro and thanked her for her time.
Then to reinforce my stupidity, I walked out to find Siena deporting herself prostrate in front of the gaming machines. What had I been thinking?
[QUOTE=Angus Magee; 1136402]True, however, once in the room pulling the plug on a session will likely involve some drama. I did this one time. Actually we had not made it to the room but were waiting for a room when I realised that the girl was under going "the change". And she was not happy. At all.
In fact after I walked away she hunted me down and dragged me to the reception demanding I pay her €60. I stood firm and management was not sure what to do. Luckily she over payed and claimed I had felt & fingered her which was a complete fabrication on her part. But I had to wait while a manager went to security and viewed security tapes (yes much of what you do in public is on tape at least for a little while in Artemis) of our supposed encounter. The manager reappeared and told her she was way off base and I had not in fact touched her.
In the end it was a very unpleasant half hour of hassel that sort of ruined the night. So by all means pull the plug if a girls does an about face in the room. But do not expect there to be no hassel. And Limey I hope you yourself at least mentioned the girl to the desk. If you have such a session and can articulate it to the desk then there is no reason not to. Artemis does listen to complaints. But be reasonable and polite about it and note to them that you paid the basic fee with no fuss.
AM[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=Bearsk;1136459]Pleasant enough day at Artemis. Very few customers, desperate girls.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the report Bearsk. It is unfortunate that I can not at this time join you today, Tuesday evening, and compare notes.
One thing I feel to point out to the forum is that it does indeed seem that there are two Vivians working at Artemis. Rather there is the Vivian who Bearsk mentions and she also goes by Fatima. (In fact I think her name is now Fatima as this is how she appears on the Artemis HP) This Vivian / Fatima is very slim with A cup breast. I have session-ed Vivian many times and as Bearsk can attest to she is a delight and skilled lover.
The other Vivian has large implants. She is mentioned in Shah Khan's report below and I have never knowingly met her.
[QUOTE=Shah Khan]Vivian: pretty face, fake and big boobs (tried titty fuck, but her boobs are too apart and hard for titty fuck). A little extra meat, but still OK body. Seemed a little pushy, but meanwhile saying that she didn't mind if I needed a rest to recover and would gladly sit with me and wait ½ hour before our session. Specially on the third day, she kept reminding me that it was my last day and I shouldn't forget about her. Did DFK, but a little aggressive for my taste.[/QUOTE]If you happen to read this before heading out to day Bearsk, and if it feels appropriate to you, please give my regards to Fatima. Tell her I may be making a visit sometime in early May after my cooking gig at the Tantra weekend (late April) where I hope to make a little bit of extra cash.
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[QUOTE=Angus Magee; 1136471]If you happen to read this before heading out to day Bearsk, and if it feels appropriate to you, please give my regards to Fatima. Tell her I may be making a visit sometime in early May after my cooking gig at the Tantra weekend (late April) where I hope to make a little bit of extra cash.
AM[/QUOTE]Angus.
You are indeed correct but I will take it upon myself to inspect Vivian-Fatima for fake ones (they were real, A cup and tantalizing on money).
I will pass on your regards; she was panting for a visit from the Scottish-Canadian love machine last night.
I will break the Mantra weekend gig to her gently.
BSK
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Doobie Brothers
[QUOTE=Shah Khan; 1136171]Tatiana: Romanian, very pretty face, brunette, dark hair. She is the reason that I booked my flight to Berlin. I had some sessions with this girl at my last visit where she has just started working in Artemis. She was like my girlfriend, every time we saw each other we just sit together and talked for hours and had great time. She was very inexperienced in this game and although not all our session went well, I couldn't resist her. . I was so glad to see her and asked her if she recognized me and told about my last visit and all the sessions we had. She couldn't remember nothing. After some talk we went to the room. The session was very professional and standard. She has lost her next door girl attitude and sweetness and has became a professional worker of this game.
My dream girl that was the reason that I made this trip was not the same girl as I met her last time. [/QUOTE]During times of reflection, I play the Doobie Brothers: "What a Fool Believes".
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[QUOTE=Bearsk;1136640]During times of reflection, I play the Doobie Brothers: "What a Fool Believes".[/QUOTE]Hehehehe. Sorry. Can't help but laugh a tiny bit at this one.
"The sentimental fool don't see, Tryin' hard to recreate what had yet to be created."
Cheers,
Dedalus, who, for better or for worse and despite his incomparable charms, is too doggone cynical to expect much special affection from the ladies
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[QUOTE=Shah Khan;1136171]She is the reason that I booked my flight to Berlin. I had some sessions with this girl at my last visit where she has just started working in Artemis. She was like my girlfriend, every time we saw each other we just sit together and talked for hours and had great time. I was so glad to see her and asked her if she recognized me and told about my last visit and all the sessions we had. She couldn't remember nothing.[/QUOTE]Don't worry, they sometimes can't remember that they fucked you two hours ago.
And it goes the other way round too. She remembers who you are, where you come from, when you met, what you did, where you did it and for how long, what you wanted to do but were not allowed to do, which animal noises you got her to make to embarrass her in front of her friends, how long you argued at reception, all that routine sort of stuff; and you haven't a clue that you ever met her. One girl at Artemis remembered me in awesome detail after a gap of three years, and no longer speaks to me because after a few minutes it was perfectly obvious I couldn't remember her at all. Not even her arse. LOL.
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[QUOTE=Shah Khan;1136171]Tatiana: Romanian, very pretty face, brunette, dark hair. She is the reason that I booked my flight to Berlin. But the report of another member of the forum "The Limey" from 14 March mentioning her made my decision easy. I booked my flight right away for the 16 March. I was so glad to see her and asked her if she recognized me and told about my last visit and all the sessions we had. She couldn't remember nothing. After some talk we went to the room. The session was very professional and standard. She has lost her next door girl attitude and sweetness and has became a professional worker of this game.[/QUOTE]Sorry about that, Shah Khan. It only took me about 30 minutes to convert her from being the sweet innocent country girl she was last week to the hardened pro she is today.
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[QUOTE=Bearsk;1136640]During times of reflection, I play the Doobie Brothers: "What a Fool Believes".[/QUOTE]If you really want to reflect during this song, try this:
YouTube: Neri Per Caso. What a Fool Believes feat. Mario Biondi.
Almost better than the original, I do say so myself.
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Mario Biondi?
This excellent. I wonder if its on the Artemis play list?
[QUOTE=Ortos; 1136825]If you really want to reflect during this song, try this:
YouTube: Neri Per Caso. What a Fool Believes feat. Mario Biondi.
Almost better than the original, I do say so myself. [/QUOTE]
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Memories or mammaries
[QUOTE=Toscana;1136789]One girl at Artemis remembered me in awesome detail after a gap of three years, and no longer speaks to me because after a few minutes it was perfectly obvious I couldn't remember her at all. Not even her arse. LOL.[/QUOTE]Last time at Artemis, I was really embarrassed since I did not remember Marketa, until I looked down. Actually same this time with Gabistza. I am diagnosable? I enjoyed looking down and the memories.
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[QUOTE=Bearsk;1136827]I am diagnosable? I enjoyed looking down and the memories.[/QUOTE]Diagnosable? No not at all. In fact if the recent studie are to be believed (and I read them on the internet so why would I not believe them?) there are measurable medical benefits associated with staring at women'are breasts.
[url]http://www.themedguru.com/20091206/newsfeature/stare-boobs-longer-life-study-86131320.html[/url]
So Bearsk, Dr Angus' prescription for you is to take two (at least) and call me in the morning if you do not improve.
AM
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[QUOTE=Ortos; 1136825]If you really want to reflect during this song, try this:
YouTube: Neri Per Caso. What a Fool Believes feat. Mario Biondi. [/QUOTE]For all the lazy asses out there.
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCntYrVahcE&playnext=1&list=PL8A8DDB33CAEA2A59[/url]
But it is not playable from within Germany unless you use an isp shield (damn you Sony).
This one is but I an mot 100% sure it is the same artist. It is good though.
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=den3dcmLdR8[/url]
AM
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[QUOTE=Angus Magee; 1136832]For all the lazy asses out there.
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCntYrVahcE&playnext=1&list=PL8A8DDB33CAEA2A59[/url]
But it is not playable from within Germany unless you use an isp shield (damn you Sony).
This one is but I an mot 100% sure it is the same artist. It is good though.
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=den3dcmLdR8[/url]
AM[/QUOTE]Sorry, I guess I'm the "Lazy Ass" you are referring to: Mea Culpa!
Anyway the version I refer to is a studio version on Ner Per Caso's 2010 album. It features the song "What a Fool Believes" with guest vocalist Mario Biondi. Really, really fantastic, even Michael McDonald gives it a big thumb's up! I think you can find it if you google Neri Per Caso and the song title.
The version you link Angus is good too. It is indeed a live version of the song by Neri Per Caso, but without Mario! The first link, is Mario, but without Neri Per Caso! So if you want the real thing, go for the studio version with both and turn the volume up loud:
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EXyPrRvbos&feature=related[/url]
See, I'm not a lazy ass after all.
O
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[QUOTE=Angus Magee; 1136832]For all the lazy asses out there.
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCntYrVahcE&playnext=1&list=PL8A8DDB33CAEA2A59[/url]
But it is not playable from within Germany unless you use an isp shield (damn you Sony).
This one is but I an mot 100% sure it is the same artist. It is good though.
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=den3dcmLdR8[/url]
AM[/QUOTE]Like that Mario. But I still say that MM owns that tune, and pretty much anything else he sings.
Back in the day when Ruth was working the downstairs bar at World, I could give her a cd to put in the player with many favs from the Dedalus music shelve, and Michael McDonald was always part of the works. I even remember getting a nice lap grind to "I Keep Forgetting" from Georgia (now Karla at Artemis). Fond memories!
Cheers,
Dedalus
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[QUOTE=Dedalus;1136848]I could give her a cd to put in the player with many favs from the Dedalus music shelve,[/QUOTE]What's a cd? How can I play this on my Ipod?
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[QUOTE=Ortos;1136838]Sorry, I guess I'm the "Lazy Ass" you are referring to: Mea Culpa![/QUOTE]Honestly I was not calling you a lazy ass Ortos. After all it took me all of 30 secs to find and post those two clips. Unfortunately I was still not 100% sure if I had the correct version as I am only familiar with the Doobie Bros. Version of the song. Also unfortunate is the fact that I can not view the Sony material from with in Germany without firing up the Hotspot shield which I am just too damn lazy to do.
Also grooveshark is a great pace to find different versions of songs. I found this and really like it.
[url]http://listen.grooveshark.com/s/What+A+Fool+Believes/3eDQQI?src=5[/url]
And philosophically I support the foolish belief that the ladies we visit at Artemis and other establishments "love" us if only for the moment and with the aid of those "fidies" we so generously give them at the end of the half hour. At its' heart love has, among other qualities, a great deal of foolishness and I personally will take what ever little bit of the stuff is offered. Even if it comes along attached to the expectation of a cash reward. I guess that sensible love has its' place in the world but, the foolishness of an ardent monger in the throes of an FKK crush probably also feeds the furnace of that ficklest of Gods, Eros.
AM
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[QUOTE=Bearsk;1136827]Last time at Artemis, I was really embarrassed since I did not remember Marketa, until I looked down. Actually same this time with Gabistza. I am diagnosable? I enjoyed looking down and the memories.[/QUOTE]Same to me with Jesse. I was almost sure it was my first session ever with her but just before I was leaving she came up and told me she remebered that we had another session before that, about a year ago. A detail convinced me she wasn't bullshitting me and she was real sweet about it.
Boh, I know I'll go with her again next time so, if it was a strategy, it's working! Ahaha.
I'll be at A on the weekend between 8 and 10. It's quite a long time I don't go to A on a wekend, and there's also a messe of some kind. Hope it's not going to be too crowded. Not worried anyways.
Ciao
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Artemis question (report later)
Just been there for the first time.
I wii write a detailed report later, because I can't from my mobile right now.
I just want to know, cause I will be back tomorrow.
Is the 60+50 for cim negotiable at all. Because I went with 4 girls and none of them accepted anything less from 110 for owo and cim.
I just think that many girls who just sit there all night without even one customer, would accept just the basic fee of 60 euros. That's at least what common sense says.
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Prescription
Dear Rev. Dr. Magee.
Took both of Marketa's today.
The patients and his nurse are resting comfortably. For a few minutes at least.
BSK.
[QUOTE=Angus Magee; 1136830]Diagnosable? No not at all. In fact if the recent studie are to be believed (and I read them on the internet so why would I not believe them?) there are measurable medical benefits associated with staring at women'are breasts.
[url]http://www.themedguru.com/20091206/newsfeature/stare-boobs-longer-life-study-86131320.html[/url]
So Bearsk, Dr Angus' prescription for you is to take two (at least) and call me in the morning if you do not improve.
AM[/QUOTE]
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March Slowdown
Visited Artemis yesterday. Not much different from my experience when Kimino was here last week.
The Good:
-Lotsa new faces eagerly waiting to be explored.
-Quite a high girl-to-monger ratio.
The Bad:
-Some of my favorites seem to have disappeared into thin air during the 3 weeks I was away.
-Slow atmosphere.
Okay, the last one could also be listed in the Good list, but in this case it has been rubbing me in a negative way. Despite being a fan of visiting Artemis on Sunday or early weekdays, the overall slowness scale seems to have slipped a little too much for my taste this month. So many gorgeous girls sitting around bored to death with comparatively few men running around. If it was my first time in Artemis, I'm sure I would have liked this atmosphere a lot. But, these days, I seem to enjoy a playing atmosphere with a high circulation where you have to keep your open to catch "that girl" or her backup, her backup's backup. In effect, it makes me want to "do it" more.
Don't despair though, fellow monger! According to my sources in Artemis, this happens every year around March, and things go back to the way it was after that. At least, until the summer slowdown. With the messes coming in early April, hopefully it will all go back to rainbows and ponies in no time.
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The post where I whine about music in Artemis
Since the topic seems to have come to the FKK music, here's a couple of pointless ramblings:
Has anyone noticed the DJ's rickrolling people every night on the secondary playlist they're playing to the rooms upstairs and the pool lounge area?
Am I the only one to get distracted when they play the "Always Look on the Bright Side of Life" song from Monty Python's Life of Brian in the rooms? It's okay during foreplay, but I just have to close my eyes and go to my 'happy place' when they play it while I'm in the middle of hardcore action.
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Stop the music
[QUOTE=Nebula2001; 1136973]Since the topic seems to have come to the FKK music, .
Am I the only one to get distracted when they play the "Always Look on the Bright Side of Life" song from Monty Python's Life of Brian in the rooms? It's okay during foreplay, but I just have to close my eyes and go to my 'happy place' when they play it while I'm in the middle of hardcore action. [/QUOTE]Could not agree more. Very difficult to decide which is more erotic: listening to pumped-up techno, or sticking hot pokers in one's eyes. But there is a simple solution: turn it off in the rooms. On all inside walls generally by the door, there is a black dial near the light switches which controls volume. Just shut it off completely so you can concentrate on your partner's breathing and moaning.
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[QUOTE=Nebula2001; 1136972]Visited Artemis yesterday. Not much different from my experience when Kimino was here last week.
The Good:
-Lotsa new faces eagerly waiting to be explored.
-Quite a high girl-to-monger ratio.
The Bad:
-Some of my favorites seem to have disappeared into thin air during the 3 weeks I was away.
-Slow atmosphere.
Okay, the last one could also be listed in the Good list, but in this case it has been rubbing me in a negative way. Despite being a fan of visiting Artemis on Sunday or early weekdays, the overall slowness scale seems to have slipped a little too much for my taste this month. So many gorgeous girls sitting around bored to death with comparatively few men running around. If it was my first time in Artemis, I'm sure I would have liked this atmosphere a lot. But, these days, I seem to enjoy a playing atmosphere with a high circulation where you have to keep your open to catch "that girl" or her backup, her backup's backup. In effect, it makes me want to "do it" more.
Don't despair though, fellow monger! According to my sources in Artemis, this happens every year around March, and things go back to the way it was after that. At least, until the summer slowdown. With the messes coming in early April, hopefully it will all go back to rainbows and ponies in no time. [/QUOTE]Don't worry man, we will keep up the pressure when I fly up in a couple of weeks. Ahahaha.
What about "our" blonde friend?
Ciaooo
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[QUOTE=Rocketboy0;1136986]Could not agree more. Very difficult to decide which is more erotic: listening to pumped-up techno, or sticking hot pokers in one's eyes. But there is a simple solution: turn it off in the rooms. On all inside walls generally by the door, there is a black dial near the light switches which controls volume. Just shut it off completely so you can concentrate on your partner's breathing and moaning.[/QUOTE]Music has been less and less interesting lately at Artemis. I like music when I fuck, even loud music actually, I know, It's like when I say I love lingerie day, majority don't agree, still the music lately sucks.
In my memory, the best music and sound equipment I found in an Fkk was at Paradise, Stuttgart. Awesome!
Ciaooo
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Wednesday. Late edition
Today at Artemis was busier than Monday with many experienced girls crying about making ends meet.
I saw three blondes: Marketa. Czech, Siena. Bulgaria, Antonia Romania. All three really excellent. Siena is a special favorite, would is that she may head home for a prolonged period. I guess see her while you can. She tells me Mary has return. A past favorite. I saw a new girl at the end. Heather from Bucharest, dark should length hair, cute, young. Worth exploring; I will need live vicariously through the forum for the next few months.
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[QUOTE=Dim Yann;]I just think that many girls who just sit there all night without even one customer, would accept just the basic fee of 60 euros. That's at least what common sense says.[/QUOTE]I think the idea is to keep the prices fixed to avoid girls undercutting each other and to keep the whole thing sort of civil. If price is such an issue there is plenty of negotiation available on the street level of "ho-dom". Artemis and the FKK model of business attempts to give the whole thing an aura of class by eliminating the somewhat unpleasant side of financial negotiation. If you want to play in this bordello be prepared to pay the going rate.
Of course you can always try to negotiate but don't be surprised if this makes you very, very unpopular with the ladies.
AM
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[QUOTE=Angus Magee; 1137115]I think the idea is to keep the prices fixed to avoid girls undercutting each other and to keep the whole thing sort of civil. If price is such an issue there is plenty of negotiation available on the street level of "ho-dom". Artemis and the FKK model of business attempts to give the whole thing an aura of class by eliminating the somewhat unpleasant side of financial negotiation. If you want to play in this bordello be prepared to pay the going rate.
Of course you can always try to negotiate but don't be surprised if this makes you very, very unpopular with the ladies.
AM[/QUOTE]Well I disagree totally.
Negotiation is one of the most basic rules in business!
One of the 5 girls I tried was a petite Moldavian, Izabelle, with a nice ass.
We agreed on 110 for half hour, but after 10 minutes she strted saying "come on, you must finish now, we cannot stay here forever"
Is this an "aura of class" or just stealing money?
I believe that the aura of class is given by the facilities, the girls, the atmosphere and definitely not by the lack of negotiation!
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[QUOTE=Dim Yann; 1137211]Well I disagree totally.
Negotiation is one of the most basic rules in business!
One of the 5 girls I tried was a petite Moldavian, Izabelle, with a nice ass.
We agreed on 110 for half hour, but after 10 minutes she strted saying "come on, you must finish now, we cannot stay here forever"
Is this an "aura of class" or just stealing money?
I believe that the aura of class is given by the facilities, the girls, the atmosphere and definitely not by the lack of negotiation! [/QUOTE]If you disagree you should probably go and say this to the staff, they might decide to change the rules.
You are asking how it works at Artemis, and you got the answer.
If you don't like it you should probably change place as I don't think you will be sucessful in changing how things work there.
I personally love the fact that there's no negotiation happening at A.
Ciao
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[QUOTE=Dim Yann;1137211]Well I disagree totally.![/QUOTE]Well go for it then. See how long you last.
And if you had done your homework (like read over the forum) you would have know that this girl has a bad rep. She is mentioned more than once in the forum as a bit sharkish.
AM
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[QUOTE=Angus Magee; 1137115]I think the idea is to keep the prices fixed to avoid girls undercutting each other and to keep the whole thing sort of civil. If price is such an issue there is plenty of negotiation available on the street level of "ho-dom". Artemis and the FKK model of business attempts to give the whole thing an aura of class by eliminating the somewhat unpleasant side of financial negotiation. If you want to play in this bordello be prepared to pay the going rate.
Of course you can always try to negotiate but don't be surprised if this makes you very, very unpopular with the ladies.
AM[/QUOTE]Just out of curiosity, and not in any sort of attempt to negotiate a lower rate, I have spoke to a few girls recently about pricing. In particular I asked whether there would be any enthusiasm amongst the girls for a new price structure based on the NRW model. In NRW, the first half hour is 50E, then 25E for another 30 minutes, another 50E for the third half-hour, the 25E for the 4th half-hour etc. It occurred to me that in the present financial climate such a pricing structure would benefit all sides. The guys would have every inducement to extend a session beyond 30 minutes whilst the girls would regularly get an extra 25E (50% increase) for time that they would otherwise be spending in the lounge trying to pick up the next customer.
The response I got was a resounding 'No! ' from all the girls I mentioned this idea to. 'I don't fuck for 25E' was the typical response.
So, even if management were amenable (which they aren't) , I don't envisage much appetite for price refinement amongst the ladies.
Charlie
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Artemis
One of my regular girls told me that management will be requiring all the girls to post pictures and some sort of bio on the website in future.
She was dead against it, of course, but I think it's a splendid idea.
C
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[QUOTE=Dim Yann; 1137211]Well I disagree totally.
Negotiation is one of the most basic rules in business!
One of the 5 girls I tried was a petite Moldavian, Izabelle, with a nice ass.
We agreed on 110 for half hour, but after 10 minutes she strted saying "come on, you must finish now, we cannot stay here forever"
Is this an "aura of class" or just stealing money?
I believe that the aura of class is given by the facilities, the girls, the atmosphere and definitely not by the lack of negotiation! [/QUOTE]Hey Dim,
I wouldn't say that negotiation is an impossible dream in the FKK clubs. However I think you'll find only a minuscule number of SPs who will bother to negotiate with you; especially when it comes to the price of a basic. 30 minute session, and most of the common extras.
Now having said that, where you could have some room to negotiate is when booking extended sessions (I. E. 1.5 hours or more) and multiple extras in a single session. Recently a girl at Oase offered me an "all nighter" for 300 EUR. This was 'round midnight and would have essentially meant 4. 5 hours of room time. Not the first time I have received such an offer. This can happen on very slow nights or conversely, on nights that are VERY busy, crowded, stressful and when room waits are especially long.
Now, if you decided to try and "nickel-and-dime" most girls when it comes down to a normal session, then you will be quite surprised how fast (and I mean within a period of ca. 1.5 hours) you will get labeled by most SPs as someone to be avoided. These girls size up the clientele and usually share their observations with their clicks. Many of us "regular" club-goers would be rather surprised to know what our "guest scorecard" is amongst the working girls.
I'll give you an example: I've been hitting clubs for well over a decade and at one club in particular, I am known as a somewhat fun guy who usually sticks to his regulars and more often than not does 50 EUR sessions and no extras. This is pretty close to accurate, as I maybe extend one out of five sessions and rarely throw an extra into the mix. This tendency changes when I visit the NRW clubs since extras and hour sessions are more of a bargain.
When a couple of running mates of mine and I hit this club, and if we happen to be lusting after the same lady, I usually end up batting cleanup since these guys more often than not take hour long sessions. Plus, they are handsome dudes, and despite my many charms I might come up a tad short in the looks department compared to these bums. (I have to mention this, otherwise they will get their very sensitive feelings hurt.)
I also know a guy who tends to be very rough with the girls and I have actually had a few girls hide behind me when he comes anywhere near. These girls haven't been to the room with him. They just know his rep.
Maybe it's not important to you, but one of the best ways to make your club visit (s) enjoyable, is to have a good reputation with the girls, and that evaluation starts pretty much from the first moment you enter a club. If you are know as "cheapskate boy" then many girls, especially the better SPs, won't bother with you. Or if so, then they probably will not give you their A-game in the room. I've heard so many girls complain to me about guests who try to negotiate a 30 minute session for less than the standard house price.
Still, as AM says, go for it if you must. It's your choice.
Cheers,
Dedalus
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[QUOTE=Dedalus; 1137298]Cheers,
Dedalus[/QUOTE]Thanks Dedalus for a much more comprehensive explanation of negotiating price reductions than I had the energy to give. What I get from all of this is that if the girls like you, and if you show a willingness to pay the prices, you are more likely to get a break on a longer session with a girl you actually like and upon whom you actually want to spend time and money.
I am much like you when I make my infrequent visits these day-a half hour man, no extras. I find though that as I am pretty straight with the girls I tend to get a pretty reasonable level of service. Of course some try the up sell but as I am firm and polite about it they never end up taking my refusal as an insult.
As for the below mentioned Isabella, I remembered that when I session-ed with her (a couple of years back) the session ended when she miss timed my CIM (I used to do extras) and choked. The final 5 minutes of the already short session were spent with her hunched over the waste basket hacking up some of my man juice that apparently sprayed in her throat. How sexy is that?
She then informed me I owed her a further 50 for the swallow that would have made it 160 for a 20 minute sub par session. I invited her to discuss it with the reception and she declined the offer. She has never once so much as looked at me in my further visits to Artemis. I did have some sympathy for the girl's plight but not quite enough to pull out the extra 50.
AM
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[QUOTE=Dedalus;1137298]... the best ways to make your club visit (s) enjoyable, is to have a good reputation with the girls, and that evaluation starts pretty much from the first moment you enter a club...[/QUOTE]Double quote!
And the opposite is also totally true.
This is actually the best way to "negotiate" and to make real "business" in an FKK. IMHO.
Obviously this is only possible if it's coming natural and spontaneous.
Ciaoo
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[QUOTE=Angus Magee; 1137319]Thanks Dedalus for a much more comprehensive explanation of negotiating price reductions than I had the energy to give.
What I get from all of this is that if the girls like you, and if you show a willingness to pay the prices, you are more likely to get a break on a longer session with a girl you actually like and upon whom you actually want to spend time and money. [/QUOTE]Hey AM,
More or less true. I have to emphasize that an accepted negotiation for a reduced price for services rendered ain't all that common in the clubs. Most of the better SPs will do just fine by sticking to the house prices, or even in some cases going above them. Lots of us are suckers with our Euros.
Also, if I were new at this and unknown at a club, I'd worry a bit about negotiating say, anal for 50 at Oase. Suppose a girl decides at the end of the session that she wants 100 for the extra and takes you to the front to complain. In a situation like this, I'm sure that the club will side with the girl. Far fetched? Wouldn't be the first time that a girl lost her memory about or "misunderstood" a negotiation.
Now if you are a club regular then it might be different. Also if you know a girl and have a good relationship with her, then you should be OK.
Personally, I usually decline the long term sessions. 300 for 4. 5 hours may seem like a deal, but at that point of the evening I probably only have a few pops, and I could do long-time girl and and different honey for only 100. Plus I have issues with paying a girl, even one that I like for conversation and smoke breaks.
I'm guessing that Mr. Dim might be using the p4p settings in some Asian fun centers as a model for how things are done. But it's a different game in D'land.
[QUOTE=Angus Magee; 1137319]I am much like you when I make my infrequent visits these day-a half hour man, no extras. I find though that as I am pretty straight with the girls I tend to get a pretty reasonable level of service. Of course some try the up sell but as I am firm and polite about it they never end up taking my refusal as an insult.
AM[/QUOTE]Most girls will give a solid half hour session (unless we are talking about Palace) , and I don't mind an SP offering extras. It's her job and in her interest. Also, even though I don't hit Artemis all that often, I've never had an issue with a gal getting sullen about doing just a regular 30 minute deal. I think it might be due to the 60 Eur rate.
Cheers,
Dedalus
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The art of negotitation
Isabel is a lazy piece and a shark.
You don't quite get the business model or the culture.
The fact that you loudly discussed this with more than one girl gave you an instant rep, not too different to Isabel. Just as Isabel did not provide the service expected, you are asking to be different before you have developed any sort of rapport.
BNy way of further comment, some girls are reluctant to go with Asian guys for a variety of silly reasons. This sort of negotiation may further stigmatize you and interfere with your experience.
We await your report which will be your first such contribution to ISG.
[QUOTE=Dim Yann; 1137211]Well I disagree totally.
Negotiation is one of the most basic rules in business!
One of the 5 girls I tried was a petite Moldavian, Izabelle, with a nice ass.
We agreed on 110 for half hour, but after 10 minutes she strted saying "come on, you must finish now, we cannot stay here forever"
Is this an "aura of class" or just stealing money?
I believe that the aura of class is given by the facilities, the girls, the atmosphere and definitely not by the lack of negotiation! [/QUOTE]
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Isabella gets her comeupance
Priceless. Would have paid to be fly on wall for that.
[QUOTE=Angus Magee; 1137319]As for the below mentioned Isabella, I remembered that when I session-ed with her (a couple of years back) the session ended when she miss timed my CIM (I used to do extras) and choked. The final 5 minutes of the already short session were spent with her hunched over the waste basket hacking up some of my man juice that apparently sprayed in her throat. How sexy is that?
She then informed me I owed her a further 50 for the swallow that would have made it 160 for a 20 minute sub par session. I invited her to discuss it with the reception and she declined the offer. She has never once so much as looked at me in my further visits to Artemis. I did have some sympathy for the girl's plight but not quite enough to pull out the extra 50.
AM[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=Charlie 123; 1137286]The response I got was a resounding 'No! ' from all the girls I mentioned this idea to. 'I don't fuck for 25E' was the typical response.
So, even if management were amenable (which they aren't) , I don't envisage much appetite for price refinement amongst the ladies.
Charlie[/QUOTE]Some years ago I was employed by a company who hired someone to try to get us worker bees to think more like entrepreneurs. The basic idea of the seminar was that a person who works [b]for[/b] Someone tends to not want anything to change even if it ultimately might benefit them. Employees tend to think only short term when it comes to their benefits (pay scale). So asking and employee to take a hit in their salary so that the [b]might[/b] Benefit at some unspecified time in the future is an up hill battle.
That the girls at Artemis are not really employees does not seem to matter. What matters is that they seem to think of themselves as such.
I don't know but I can imagine that with the 50-25-50 (or 60-30-60 if they wanted) structure they would encourage longer sessions and in the end make more. But they would have to agree and they would have to maybe take a short term hit.
One thing I know, I would not want to be the manager who tries to implement this new structure. He / she would likely be very unpopular.
AM
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[QUOTE=Angus Magee;1137549]I don't know but I can imagine that with the 50-25-50 (or 60-30-60 if they wanted) structure they would encourage longer sessions and in the end make more.[/QUOTE]As a monger who does about half of his sessions 1 hour or longer, I would certainly prefer a 50-25-50/60-30-60 system. But I don't think even a 60-30-60 would offer much of an advantage for the girls' interest. Personally, when I go for one hour, I don't usually decide it rationally beforehand. In fact, I don't usually decide for it at all; it kinda just happens. Of course, the availability of a cheaper time extension would let me be more liberal, but I don't think it would make much of a difference, unless I'm feeling financially uncomfortable that day. And if that's the case, I'm not going to be a good customer that day anyway.
TBH though, I have never been to an NRW FKK, so I can't really guess how such a pricing would affect my spending. I may very well be having the "employee" syndrome myself.
Or, quite possibly, the Stockholm syndrome. (:
All this Artemis talk made me get "fever" again. I'll probably visit the club today, even if for a few hours.
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First time in Artemis
I visited Artemis expecting a paradise on earth, but I can say it is a very nice place and nothing more.
THe facilities and the decoration seemed old fashioned to me.
First day I saw 4 girls.
1. Jane, slim blonde German girl. 1.75, model type. Service was good, especiall the oral and cim.
2. Isabelle, petite Moldavian with a nice ass. She wanted to finish me as soon as possible. Her owo-cim was good though.
3. Katrina, woohhhh. Brunette, monika belluci look alike. 22 years. 1.75 with huge boobs, silicon but extremely good job, almost like natural.
Nice girl, talkative and polite. Service satisfying.
4. Sienna, blonde Bulgarian with nice body, average height.
The best of all that I tried.
PSE service and without clock watching at all.
Next day.
Don't laugh at me, but I don't remember a single name from the 4 girls I met that day (Thursday night, the first visit was Tuesday afternoon)
1. I went with the reed hair, tall, Romanian, with deep tan. She told me she is Russian, but I saw her all the time sitting with ROmanian girls and speaking Italian.
ALthough she looked like a shark, in the room she provided a good service and she did not clock watch.
2. A blonde Polish girl with a strange name, Soy. Something like this.
Blonde curly hair, average height.
Avoid her, she wants to finish the session and go downstairs. Blow job average.
3. Next mistake.
Blonde BUlgarian, very tall, hair like MErilyn, tatoo all over her back.
Looked sexy in the lobby, but when I saw her in the room, she looked below average, not very pretty.
Service mechanical.
4. Romanian Ionella. Tall, brunette, with green eyes. 22 years. Very pretty girl.
Service in the room was ok.
That was it, first day was good, second day almost disaster.
40 girls. 3-4 9s'.10-15 8s' and the rest in the area of 7.
To sum up, you don't find in Artemis the amazing women from American strip shows that we see in movies (Katrina in fact was this type of girl).
The majority of women are average, but thhe fact that you see 50 women all together makes, makes this place special.
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I apologize for some mistakes, but I am writing from my iPad and the conditions are not perfect for writing!
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[QUOTE=Nebula2001;1137568]All this Artemis talk made me get "fever" again. I'll probably visit the club today, even if for a few hours.[/QUOTE]I hate you Nebula2001.
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[QUOTE=Dim Yann; 1137211]Well I disagree totally.
Negotiation is one of the most basic rules in business!
One of the 5 girls I tried was a petite Moldavian, Izabelle, with a nice ass.
We agreed on 110 for half hour, but after 10 minutes she strted saying "come on, you must finish now, we cannot stay here forever"
Is this an "aura of class" or just stealing money?
I believe that the aura of class is given by the facilities, the girls, the atmosphere and definitely not by the lack of negotiation! [/QUOTE]You get what you pay for. How would you feel, and how would you perform if your boss decided to negotiate your salary and benefits to a lower level? Do you go to your local grocery store and try to negotiate the prices when the vegetables seem a bit old? As they say, if you can't afford to pay--you can't afford to play.
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Hunting Season Is Open
Hot off the press, gentlemen! The March hiatus has ended. Artemis is back on business.
Along with the new faces that joined the ranks in the last month, multiple favorites of mine have come back. Some of them even seem to have lost their extra weight during their vacation. The overall playing atmosphere is also back, even if some of the newly returned girls were complaining about "lazy men" and "stupid Italians". No offense to Kimino. (:
Get your taste while it's hot.
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Semi-Comprehendable
Apologies for the brief fatigued post below.
I am OK, I was just really tired.
I left at 4am.
Two impressions:
Customer volume. May be seasonal but I worry when some very solid performers complain about business. A couple mentioned they were going elsewhere on a website based venture to see if that works better. Hopefully we will not lose them.
On a positive note, there was a great atmosphere in the club after 3. 30am. There were very few men so the girls sort of took over the club with various types of dancing including some great belly dancing accompanied by the girls singing along with various songs. This was really nice. I stood with a drink and watched, talking to a few. Notable Sammy a very tall, slim brunette from Berlin, Victoria from Bulgaria now has red hair. Suits her. She still has a beautifully musclular back, ass and legs, I also met the legendary Connie for the first time.
[QUOTE=Bearsk; 1137085]Today at Artemis was busier than Monday with many experienced girls crying about making ends meet.
I saw three blondes: Marketa. Czech, Siena. Bulgaria, Antonia Romania. All three really excellent. Siena is a special favorite, would is that she may head home for a prolonged period. I guess see her while you can. She tells me Mary has return. A past favorite. I saw a new girl at the end. Heather from Bucharest, dark should length hair, cute, young. Worth exploring; I will need live vicariously through the forum for the next few months. [/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=Charlie 123;1137289]One of my regular girls told me that management will be requiring all the girls to post pictures and some sort of bio on the website in future.[/QUOTE]Interesting. I also recently read that there would be some sort of on line schedule so we would know on any given day which ladies are working. Not sure myself if this is a good thing or not. On the one hand I have on occasion wanted to know if a favorite would be there. But then it does sort of take away the surprise element.
Wait and see I guess.
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[QUOTE=Angus Magee; 1137830]Interesting. I also recently read that there would be some sort of on line schedule so we would know on any given day which ladies are working. Not sure myself if this is a good thing or not. On the one hand I have on occasion wanted to know if a favorite would be there. But then it does sort of take away the surprise element.
Wait and see I guess.
AM[/QUOTE]You can still have the surprise element, just don't look at the schedule and you'll be surprised everytime.
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Thanks for all the Info: First Artemis visit will be April 1
I just want to thank all who have made the effort to post reports. I especially want to thank Angus for his wonderful "Walk to Artemis from Westkrues" video. I stumbled on to it doing a Youtube search.
I will be flying into TXL Thursday afternoon and booked a room at AVUS (51 Halenseestrabe) for 39 Euros using [url]www.agoda.com[/url] I plan to spend a long Thursday afternoon / evening at Artemis. I am visiting Germany (Europe) for the first time to visit my son studying in Greifswald. I will take a train up north the next day.
I travel extensively to Philippines, Thailand, Costa Rica and Colombia- but never been to Europe. I do have a couple of general questions:
1) I will be short of time in Berlin- where can I exchange US dollars for Euros? Are the airport ATMs or exchange booths ripoffs compared to elsewhere? (It seems that airports are often terrible places to change money- in some countries they are as good as anywhere)
2) Are there any experts here on the Greifswald area- anything going on up there?
Thanks! Troyboy
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Error: I will be arriving and visiting Artemis Thursday March 31
Error: I will be arriving and visiting Artemis Thursday March 31.
[QUOTE=Troyboy; 1138018]I just want to thank all who have made the effort to post reports. I especially want to thank Angus for his wonderful "Walk to Artemis from Westkrues" video. I stumbled on to it doing a Youtube search.
I will be flying into TXL Thursday afternoon and booked a room at AVUS (51 Halenseestrabe) for 39 Euros using.
[url]www.agoda.com[/url]
I plan to spend a long Thursday afternoon / evening at Artemis. I am visiting Germany (Europe) for the first time to visit my son studying in Greifswald. I will take a train up north the next day.
I travel extensively to Philippines, Thailand, Costa Rica and Colombia- but never been to Europe. I do have a couple of general questions:
1) I will be short of time in Berlin- where can I exchange US dollars for Euros? Are the airport ATMs or exchange booths ripoffs compared to elsewhere? (It seems that airports are often terrible places to change money- in some countries they are as good as anywhere)
2) Are there any experts here on the Greifswald area- anything going on up there?
Thanks! Troyboy[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=Akibono;1137767]You get what you pay for. How would you feel, and how would you perform if your boss decided to negotiate your salary and benefits to a lower level? Do you go to your local grocery store and try to negotiate the prices when the vegetables seem a bit old? As they say, if you can't afford to pay--you can't afford to play.[/QUOTE]I just made a point, that it is better for a girl who doesn't make even one customer, to take 60-70-80 than nothing!
Thats common sense I think.
I don't understand your aggressive style.
Some people here speak as if they are spokesmen of the girls.
Anyway, I noticed a few other things.
1. Black girls are very busy, probably because they are exotic to us!
2. You can see model type girls sit for 5-6 hours without anyone talking to them, while other girls with not so good looks make 4-5 customers.
3. Clara the brunette Romanian has one of the best bodies in the club, really perfect body.
But she was always in the lobby. Not once did I not see her going upstairs with someone!
4. I asked before 3-4 months if MILFs work there and the reply was yes.
Unfortunately, I did not see any MILF, not even on daytime, apart from 1-2 proMILFs, at the age of 30-32.
The one was the tall red haired Romanian Laura I think her name, that I tried and she was quite good.
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Money exchange
The ATMs at the airport give you about the same exchange as in the city and at Artemis, although I prefer Deutsche Bank which seems to give me the best rate. Nearest ATM options from where you are staying are at Artemis (the name does come up on your statement) , on K' dam near Olivierplatz or some where in Charlottenberg.
I tried changing cash at the ICC Messe once and could not. I change near Zoo Station on K'dam, prefer the one a block west of Beate Uhse Museum etc.
There is another one a block of south of Friederichstrasse Station, on the corner.
[QUOTE=Troyboy; 1138018]I just want to thank all who have made the effort to post reports. I especially want to thank Angus for his wonderful "Walk to Artemis from Westkrues" video. I stumbled on to it doing a Youtube search.
I will be flying into TXL Thursday afternoon and booked a room at AVUS (51 Halenseestrabe) for 39 Euros using.
[url]www.agoda.com[/url]
I plan to spend a long Thursday afternoon / evening at Artemis. I am visiting Germany (Europe) for the first time to visit my son studying in Greifswald. I will take a train up north the next day.
I travel extensively to Philippines, Thailand, Costa Rica and Colombia- but never been to Europe. I do have a couple of general questions:
1) I will be short of time in Berlin- where can I exchange US dollars for Euros? Are the airport ATMs or exchange booths ripoffs compared to elsewhere? (It seems that airports are often terrible places to change money- in some countries they are as good as anywhere)
2) Are there any experts here on the Greifswald area- anything going on up there?
Thanks! Troyboy[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=Dim Yann; 1138025]I just made a point, that it is better for a girl who doesn't make even one customer, to take 60-70-80 than nothing!
Thats common sense I think.
I don't understand your aggressive style.
Some people here speak as if they are spokesmen of the girls. [/QUOTE]I'll take a stab at this. I think that the guys who visit the clubs a lot do tend to feel a little protective of the atmosphere and even a little bit of the girls themselves We see some and hear about some of the stuff they deal with day by day and it ain't pretty.
So when someone comes on here suggesting they drop their prices at a slightest downturn of business we do tend to speak up. Hey nobody more than me would love to catch a break in the money department. But I also have to recognise that the girls do a difficult job and deserve to be fully compensated for it. If I am to receive a break it will be because I am a pleasant punter and a solid repeat customer. Not because the girl is having a difficult night.
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Willing. Etc.
an interesting discussion on the cut and thrust of pricing and acceptance or not of the same from dim yann, angus, akibono, et al.
i also am not adverse to ensuring that i am receiving value for money, a different transaction sometimes than the lowest price for the same. while dim yann presents some valid arguments there are in life certainly in the service provider lives other undercurrents in place that can overrule simple economics that say among other things that lower prices can lead to more business and overall more income for a seller.
if i may list a few culled from observation in a number of sp environments, not just dl fkk`s.
- we are dealing with human beings in the sp world and human beings make decisions not only based upon economics short term and long term, but also pride,"face", and in interaction with other human beings, buyers and sellers.
- sp`s have made a decision to embark on this type of employement for a number of reasons. we are not always able to put ourselves fully into their thinking fully as we have differnt backgrounds and are not personally involved in tbeir reasons and decision making. for some of us, we do get for various reasons a much closer look at the pysche of the motivations and angst of some girls. there is interplay and levels of trust that occur between some pairings of cusotmer and girls often based upoon personalities and empathy as well as the financial aspect.
- girls will make decision based upon finance primarily, it is their job after all, but also on other factors as above. who they go with, how long is in the end decided mutually by the girl and the customer, even if the calculations are unspoken they are there.
- the jungle telegraph at a club works near the speed of light. good customers (who pay, are clean, and in some cases fuck well from a girl`s perspective) are clearly noted and the info passes around the club as quickly as the customers not meeting these criteria or a trouble makers. who does anyone wish to work with a pleasant person or a miserable nut case ? the girls see the broad spectrum at an fkk:
- believe it or not, most girls capaciity for earnings per day are somewhat limited. in economic terms, it can be better for a girl to turn down approaches for less money and concentrate on fewer at full tariff. a "fu*ed out" pussy can mean less earning the next day or so as it becomes very painful and therefore again, less economic income over a several day period for an uhmmm, excessive pay day on one night.
and finally, a comment on the wilds of club / fkk life and pricing. there is a great deal of competition both economic, personal and reputation between these working girls. add in the tribal nature of nationality groups, cliques of friends and other alliances, to say nothing of say 50 women in relatively close quaters for extended periods, you have the receipe for chaos and disaster lurking in an environment such as say, artemis.
the standard fee system is simply one to protect most customers and indeed the girls from chaos and economic pricing coompetition. generally it works. you know what you should expect to get, the girls ditto. always room for cheerful upselling and to decline the same as in any area of commerce. if it becomes annoying or the basic announced services are short changed or cut then this is very unacceptable.
along the same lines, many regulars in various clubs are very much against "tipping" in cash. it follows that this tends to upset the standard charge system and lead to expectations by the providers that they should receive extra cash for every session. human nature again.
rewarding meritorious service levels and sessions in the form of either extended time or another session later in the evening at standard pricing is actually the best approach froma customer`s point of view and economically for the girl. instead of € 10 or € 20 "tip", they get a good customer rapport building and a full session fee. in economic terms, it maximises long run returns to do so on both sides.
even in a pretty well club such as artemis the undercurrents for chaos are there ready to break out if customers and management are not wary all the time. personally, i have a very limited experience in visting artemis and enjoyed the environment very much when i did. enjoyed for the most part, the girls too.
as but one example, of the above. one of the known girls, a blond who commutes on a regular schedule from a large nrw city to work at artemis, is totally fluent in english and german, was discussing a number of aspects of club life at artemis with excess who is he believes a sympathetic customer, is clean, and (modestly) a good f*k. she is popular with customers and she commented that she is asked and talked about by some other girls along the lines of " how does she (l) get customers "so easily" sometimes as talking to them for only a couple of minutes and they go off to the zimmer"? she must be charging lower prices, going bare back etc.". i hasten to add that she did neither with excess or was asked to do so. in turn she has some contempt for girls who spend their time playing the machines, chatting amongst themselves incessantly and then complain that business is bad, custoemrs aren`t interested in sex, just chatting themselves, sleeping under the stairs, enjoying the pool and sauna area etc.
bottom line, dim yann, is they are women who are living in an unreal world. they make decisions according to themselves and the level of estrogen coursing through their veins at the moment. you can`t expect them to make an economic decision as rationally as you or me or for the same reasons.
posted pricing does have economic value. reduces chaos and woe betide girls who go against the "union" or management consistently. they won`t last and after all we might visit for one or two days every so often, they have to "live there" with the other girls, up to 12 hours or more a day nearly every day of the month.
a willing buyer and willing seller are usually able to sort things out with a "happy" ending.
fwiw.
e.
[quote=angus magee; 1138224]i'll take a stab at this. i think that the guys who visit the clubs a lot do tend to feel a little protective of the atmosphere and even a little bit of the girls themselves we see some and hear about some of the stuff they deal with day by day and it ain't pretty.
so when someone comes on here suggesting they drop their prices at a slightest downturn of business we do tend to speak up. hey nobody more than me would love to catch a break in the money department. but i also have to recognise that the girls do a difficult job and deserve to be fully compensated for it. if i am to receive a break it will be because i am a pleasant punter and a solid repeat customer. not because the girl is having a difficult night.
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[QUOTE=Excess; 1138253]A willing buyer and willing seller are usually able to sort things out with a "happy" ending.
FWIW.
E. [/QUOTE]An excellent analysis of the whole game and as far as I am concerned, the last word.
Thanks Excess for taking the time.
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[QUOTE=Excess; 1138253]A willing buyer and willing seller are usually able to sort things out with a "happy" ending.
FWIW.
E. [/QUOTE][font=tahoma]Superbly written piece of analysis by [b]Excess[/b] which I see has been deservedly added to the [b]ROD Thread[/b] by [b]Bearsk[/b].
Surely (as [b]Angus[/b] has said) the last word on this particular subject.
Many a newbie (or not so newbie) [b]ISG Member[/b] could do worse than read this piece of prose.
Well done to you [b]Excess[/b] :)
[b]CD[/b][/font]
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Greifswald, Germany, Mecklenburg-Lower Pomerania
[QUOTE=Troyboy;1138018]2) Are there any experts here on the Greifswald area- anything going on up there?[/QUOTE]Just try nightclub "Bar-Club Relax". Open daily from noon (weekend from 8 pm) till 5 am.
Phone: +49 3834 775144.
Adress: 17489 Greifswald, Pestalozzistraße 2.
No own website AFAIK. Please note: you can't compare it with any FKK all over Germany. Greifswald ist just a small town.
Various girls (mostly Hungarian, Russian und Polish girls) all over Greifswald in some flats, they change every week usually on Saturday / Sunday. More information:
[url]www.rotlicht-mv.de[/url]
(just select "Greifswald" as location). Prices vary, usually 50 euro / 30 minutes, BBBJ +20 euro.
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Just back from a rather abbreviated trip to Artremis.
I had intended to spend all of Saturday and Sunday there but was called away on Saturday afternoon and left at 6pm.
Sad because I had a great time.
Julie. Huge breasted German girl. Limited service but happy to let me play with her enormously enhanced tits.
Laura. Dark haired Hungarian, beautiful and a good service. KWT, OWO and DATY followed by Laura on top. Made even better by the oral starting on the back sofa of downstairs kino, only for Marketa to walk in with a chap and promptly blew him on the sofa infront of us. It was nearly too much and so I dragged Laura off to a room.
Marketa. Caught up with her last. She was on good form, happy to talk and the usual excellent service. She noted that this was my third time that day, she was counting my excursions I observed. Marketa tells me that she keeps an eye on the guys she likes. I had left Marketa until later in the day because I know that my performance will not flag in her capable hands. She is a star. One of those girls that is always quite busy because is attractive, attentive, gives a good service and is honest. She manages her week to make sure that she doesn't get burnt out. Many ladies should take a lesson from her approach.
The day was turning into a fantastic experience and then I got a text that had me leaving Artemis prematurely and heading home.
Next time.
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Return to Artemis
Hi All.
My first post on this forum after many months of reading with interest and picking up some really useful background and tips from the learned contributors, thank you all.
I have visited Artemis on 3 or 4 occasions now and will be heading back there tomorrow evening (Weds 30/03) for a long-overdue return visit. Can't wait!
Look forward to sharing my experiences with fellow Artemis lovers, will post an update summarising my philandering.
Cheers.
M
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[QUOTE=Munter; 1139093]Hi All.
My first post on this forum after many months of reading with interest and picking up some really useful background and tips from the learned contributors, thank you all.
I have visited Artemis on 3 or 4 occasions now and will be heading back there tomorrow evening (Weds 30/03) for a long-overdue return visit. Can't wait!
Look forward to sharing my experiences with fellow Artemis lovers, will post an update summarising my philandering.
Cheers,
M[/QUOTE]I will also be there tomorrow. Feel free to seek me out and say Hello,. Look for the grey-haired old Brit with the pack of Camel Filters.
Charlie
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March slowdown at Artemis
[QUOTE=Bearsk;1137793]Customer volume. May be seasonal but I worry when some very solid performers complain about business.[/QUOTE]It's a marketplace. If there's a problem with getting business, I think it's up to the performers to figure out how to deal with it. I'm not suggesting like others that they drop their rates, but there is room to up their game, collectively speaking.
If I were in their position I would imagine consistency of quality is the key to repeat business. If customers have, say. 10 or 20% bad experiences, then even the best girls are going to lose 50% of their business based on numbers of people returning to the club. (To use my favourite restaurant analogy, imagine there were usually sumptuous servings but maggots in the soup for 10% of visits. It would affect business and people would talk about spoiled potential.) It's up to Artemis to consider the math and how to deal with it.
By the way I remember on days when there was a high guy to girl ratio, I might say to a girl,"Hey let's sit and chat for a bit," and she would say,"No, I'm only interested in sex." Now on a day when there is a high girl to guy ratio, I am not going to weep for the girls. I think it might make them relax a bit more and take more effort (enough to be civil) with the customers.
About the system of fixed prices, I agree that's a good one. Haggling would really be a vulgar experience for all participants. (At the same time people are entitled to get what they pay for.)
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[QUOTE=Charlie 123;1139224]I will also be there tomorrow. Feel free to seek me out and say Hello,. Look for the grey-haired old Brit with the pack of Camel Filters.[/QUOTE]Charlie is easy to spot. He is the one beating the girls off with a stick.
:)
AM
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Easter at Artemis
I am travelling to Berlin on 21st April and will be there for Good Friday (22nd) and the next two days. What are things like at the club over this time? Will it be very quiet? I have other things to do in Berlin as I am going to an Opera on 22nd (Wagner) and a concert on the evening of Saturday 23rd, so I'm not sure whether a trip to Artemis will be worth my while or not. Thanks for any advice!
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Easter at Artemis
Sacrilegious London Travel have you no shame
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[QUOTE=London Traveller;1142254]I am travelling to Berlin on 21st April and will be there for Good Friday (22nd) and the next two days. What are things like at the club over this time? Will it be very quiet? I have other things to do in Berlin as I am going to an Opera on 22nd (Wagner) and a concert on the evening of Saturday 23rd, so I'm not sure whether a trip to Artemis will be worth my while or not. Thanks for any advice![/QUOTE]Easter has not much effect on the Artemis line up. No Messe happening so it will not be fully stocked but there should be the usual girls there. I think they may be planning some sort of bunny party though, with costumes so if you don't care for Dessous Day you may want to give this a miss.
BTW I did a quick and perhaps ill-considered visit there last night in the company of mater monger Iseeu. The first session I had the fortune of running into Nina (CZ). Beautiful girl who earns my highest praise imaginable. The second session with her friend, Laura (Hu) was a bit of a disappointment. Lovely girl but we just somehow did not click in the room.
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[QUOTE=Angus Magee;1142299]mater monger[/QUOTE]Mother fucker? LOL.
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A Team
Charlie123, Customx (first time I meet him, Great guy!) , Nebula and Kimino, all at Artemis today.
Place quite crowded, lots of italians, acting fine although very numerous. Wonder if tomorrow it's going to be even more crowded.
There was more than enough to have fun, at a certain point you had to wait a short while to get a free room, but that's ok.
Line up was fine. Looked all day to see if I could identify Nina but I think she wasn't there.
Only had stadard 60 euro sessions, quite proud of this, ahahah, but had great fun.
Helena, talked about here a lot. Mindy, same.
Laura, german, black long hair, beautiful face. Said she worked at Palace and Oase. She has been at A for a while now. Can't remember when but we both are sure we already sessioned. Sweet girl, will definitely repeat.
More tomorrow!
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Saturday at Artemis
Place was kind of crowded and noisy yesterday. Obviously the people that come in in groups have all the right to have fun and it's normal that things might get noisy, especially for us latins, although I noticed a couple of english guys really making noise last night.
It's fine as long as people don't exagerate, still I prefer it when it's calm and more quiet.
Anyways. Very happily repeated with Laura, definitely in my favourites now.
I then went with Clara+Katy, I like both the girls but it didn't really work out.
I think they did their best, but all the moaning and crap was distracting me to the point where I decided to keep just Clara with which I wasn't able to finish anyways.
Still I think threesome is more of fantasy than real thing for me. Maybe if I get the rignt girls, but right now it's a waste of money for me.
I'll hang around in the sun and go to A later on, flying away tomorrow early morning.
Sundays should be much more relaxing.
Ciao!
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Artemis late summer?
Having recently been to oase and samya and had an overall excellent time, I am now considering the next trip from england. Having visited artemis in summer 2008, and its ease of access for someone relying on public transport, and overall club quality, its seems to be no 1. On my list now. Due to financial and other commitments August is the only time I could make this trip. I would like to know from someone if I would be at a major disadvantage visiting in August.
As girls would be on holiday etc meaning the club would be too quiet? Or is this not too much too worry about and there will in fact be a good number of girls in artemis during August, and the club lively enough etc.
Please find my oase and samya reports, as I came under criticism for not reporting enough, and please be assured.
That this is not the beginning of a list of long questions, more a genuine attempt to gain information which will be vital.
In planning my next trip. Thanks mohab
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[QUOTE=Mohab; 1143787]Having recently been to oase and samya and had an overall excellent time, I am now considering the next trip from england. Having visited artemis in summer 2008, and its ease of access for someone relying on public transport, and overall club quality, its seems to be no 1. On my list now. Due to financial and other commitments August is the only time I could make this trip. I would like to know from someone if I would be at a major disadvantage visiting in August.
As girls would be on holiday etc meaning the club would be too quiet? Or is this not too much too worry about and there will in fact be a good number of girls in artemis during August, and the club lively enough etc.
Please find my oase and samya reports, as I came under criticism for not reporting enough, and please be assured.
That this is not the beginning of a list of long questions, more a genuine attempt to gain information which will be vital.
In planning my next trip. Thanks mohab[/QUOTE]Ciao Mohab, I posed this exact question at a couple of girls in the past days and both of them told me Artemis is really dead in the summer and that they would not be there.
Take it for what it's worth, no direct experience on my side.
Best!
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Summertime
I think it depends what you want.
I was there a couple of times last Summer, June and August. The number of girls is down but so are the number of men. The pace is a little slower. This is OK for me since I am in no rush and like the Wellness side of things. Most of my favorite girls were there.
I would be more inclined to go in the Summer if the outdoor pool is finished.
Berlin itself in the Summer is a little humid but has much to offer.
[QUOTE=Kimino; 1143911]Ciao Mohab, I posed this exact question at a couple of girls in the past days and both of them told me Artemis is really dead in the summer and that they would not be there.
Take it for what it's worth, no direct experience on my side.
Best! [/QUOTE]
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Summer time
I was there July 2010 and it was good. I expect the same the coming summer too. Might be a little colder weather though. Why not sat 16 April?
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The Guns of August
[QUOTE=Mohab; 1143787]I would like to know from someone if I would be at a major disadvantage visiting in August.
As girls would be on holiday etc meaning the club would be too quiet? Or is this not too much too worry about and there will in fact be a good number of girls in artemis during August, and the club lively enough etc.
In planning my next trip. Thanks mohab[/QUOTE]Hi. Issue a bit more complicated. It depends a lot on when Berlin holidays end. This year, schools open 15 Aug, and a fair bit of families will be back the week before. You can imagine the stored up male libidos, having been with family on holidays for weeks and weeks, even with somewhat depleted budgets. The A Team holidays are whenever they want and some girls will knock off much of August. However, other new girls will drift in to check out the scene so it's a bit of a wash. I know for a fact that it is unlikely the new construction wing will be ready before Aug. From mid-Aug forward, things should be pretty much back to normal. It is a little quieter in summer, and Bearsk is surely right that this is not such a bad thing, but as of early-mid Aug, there will be more than enough talent around. Good luck.
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August has been my favorite time of the year to visit. The crowds are way down for one. While it is true that a number of girls take vacation I have never found the line up to be lacking in any serious way. The girls that are there have are much more relaxed and willing to sit and chat & tease a bit before heading to the room. I guess this is more of a regular's perspective but I have to call it as I see it. In the end I would rather be blown Augustly than blown away (by the stunners).
And as RB notes there are sometimes other factors in play. One of the best days I ever had at Artemis was a couple of years back in late August. There was a track and field event on at the Olympic Stadium and all the girls thought it would be crazy busy. I guess track and field enthusiasts are not mongers because non of the crowds appeared. So there was a full line up and not that many customers. For some reason the girls were relaxed about it and the sessions were off the charts. So you never know.
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Passion is the key
another day, another search for the perfect woman. a number of close misses. although the best girls don't come on a monday, and although there were more guys than girls this time, i felt that i got a lot of naked attention and some of it was quite sumptuous.
firstly emma, a dark turkish temptress, joined me on the sofa and tenderly explained how she loved to kiss and make love and get repeat business. it was early in the evening, so i demurred and said i was seeking only ella. (to me ella is a bit like the eiffel tower. everybody has to experience her once in a lifetime whether they want to or not.)"ella!" she said."i'm her friend and i can tell you with 100% certainty that ella isn't coming tonight! i'll give you 500 euros if you see ella here tonight." i said in that case i'd better keep my eyes peeled. as emma began to test the little hairs on my balls, my brain started to go crazy and i pulled myself away with a last-ditch wrench of willpower.
later there was a beautiful girl with rosy cheeks (her name temporarily escapes me) from eastern europe who said it was her first day at artemis. (i don't know about that, maybe it's ella's first day there too.) she had spent a year as an escort in london. she seemed nice but i started to worry that she maybe had picked up some bad attitudes in london. maybe i am just prejudiced. i have never tried the london scene. but i once saw two minutes of belle de jour and turned it off pretty quickly.
in the same way i have turned away a girl who told me she had just come from working in nevada. i just find it too heartbreaking when the innocence of a prostitute is finally taken away from her.
i had a drink with another good bet: cherie, a delicious hamburger. i offered her vodka but her doctor has forbidden her from drinking anything but champagne and water so she had water. i truly think cherie was the most gorgeous, educated package of a woman there tonight, and our conversation was heating up to a wonderfully humid conclusion, when i happened to ask if she was, like me, a hopeless romantic. to this she replied,"i don't like kissing that much. it involves emotion and this is just a job for me after all."
i appreciated her honesty. i would buy a second-hand car from her any time. just on this occasion i didn't feel like a test drive.
but i felt i was getting closer and closer to my ideal girl! i had some dinner to get my strength up.
before the glorious finale of my night, i had one embarrassing moment where i completely failed to recognize a girl i'd screwed only two weeks previously (morena). in my defense she really wasn't that memorable a bed companion anyway.
at last the stars fell into harmony. i bumped into a tan-skinned black-haired girl with a firm, slim body. i'd had my eye on her earlier, well, one part of her. i should have guessed she was from rio. i'm a great admirer of brazilian girls. it is a point of pride with them to bring the maximum possible emotion to every erotic encounter they have. i think this gives them an edge over european girls in the same way beethoven had an edge over steibelt (an excellent and calculating craftsman whose name has unaccountably disappeared from history).
the girl's name was luciana. my portuguese stood me in good stead. i followed her to a room and we started kissing. after an evening of constant titillation, i could hardly hold back, but i kissed her whole body and then her pudenda. i teased the dripping entry with a finger. she was breathing deeply and telling me how, being a brazilian, she was addicted to anal sex. she turned around and started waving her small, firm, and perfectly formed bottom around in front of my face and begging me to give it a try. all i did was give it a deep licking. then it was onto 69. i wanted to explode in her willing mouth but again forced myself to resist and told her i wanted to save it for what she called her buceta (a horribly vulgar word actually). so after that i just drilled her in as many positions as i possibly could before the swollen genital pressure overcame me. a difficult job because the brazilian pussy has more newtons per square centimeter than any other model, but somebody's got to go in there.
after some more conversation we went out and she accepted my 60 euros with a happy kiss. i'm afraid i was grinning too much on the subway home, as i got some frowns from phlegmatic german middle-aged types. basically luciana was my dream girl, and i would give everything to her, and stay with her for the rest of my life, today if not tomorrow.
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Thanks
Thanks for all to my August query, it does make interesting reading. Of course it makes sense that an individual would have no more or less luck in August than any other time of the year. The FKK saga unfolds!
Mohab
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Brazilian pussy: Thomas Hardy meets Isaac Newton.
[QUOTE=The Limey;1144116]The girl's name was Luciana... After an evening of constant titillation, I could hardly hold back, but I kissed her whole body and then her pudenda. I teased the dripping entry with a finger. She was breathing deeply and telling me how, being a Brazilian, she was addicted to anal sex. She turned around and started waving her small, firm, and perfectly formed bottom around in front of my face and begging me to give it a try. All I did was give it a deep licking. Then it was onto 69. I wanted to explode in her willing mouth but again forced myself to resist and told her I wanted to save it for what she called her buceta (a horribly vulgar word actually). So after that I just drilled her in as many positions as I possibly could before the swollen genital pressure overcame me. A difficult job because the Brazilian pussy has more newtons per square centimeter than any other model, but somebody's got to go in there.[/QUOTE]Actually, it may just be Thomas Hardy writing for Penthouse.
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Wtf
[QUOTE=The Limey; 1144116]. I felt that I got a lot of naked attention and some of it was quite sumptuous.
I have never tried the London scene. But I once saw two minutes of Belle de Jour and turned it off pretty quickly.
I just find it too heartbreaking when the innocence of a prostitute is finally taken away from her. [/QUOTE]I posted back in Feb that I don't think the Forum's purpose is served by using it as a diary. Maybe Jackson should create a separate thread for wannabee auteurs. Entries like the above might go there, (if the Museum for Non Sequiturs is closed during posting hours). Letters to Penthouse indeed. Send them there.
Let's try to keep it brief and informative: entries should focus on what others might find useful, vs personal musings and states of mind.
Anyone else want to weigh in on this, or am I just beating a solo drum?
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[QUOTE=Rocketboy0;1144256]Anyone else want to weigh in on this, or am I just beating a solo drum?[/QUOTE]One can always start a blog for one's more incoherent ramblings and flights of fancy.
;)
One can also make use of the ignore feature here on this forum.
Luciana has the somewhat dubious distinction of being Angus' first ever Artemis fuck. For me she was unremarkable except for the fact that she was first. This was some 2.5 years back so maybe she has sharpened her skills?
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[QUOTE=Rocketboy0;1144256]I posted back in Feb that I don't think the Forum's purpose is served by using it as a diary. Maybe Jackson should create a separate thread for wannabee auteurs. Entries like the above might go there, (if the Museum for Non Sequiturs is closed during posting hours). Letters to Penthouse indeed. Send them there.[/QUOTE]And I would suggest that the Forum's purpose is not served by using posts to direct random vitriol at other members. If it makes you seethe to read happy reports from others, then by all means use the ignore feature. Just don't try to beat people down and discourage them from reporting their sincerely felt experiences.
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[QUOTE=Rocketboy0; 1144256]I posted back in Feb that I don't think the Forum's purpose is served by using it as a diary. Maybe Jackson should create a separate thread for wannabee auteurs. Entries like the above might go there, (if the Museum for Non Sequiturs is closed during posting hours). Letters to Penthouse indeed. Send them there.
Let's try to keep it brief and informative: entries should focus on what others might find useful, vs personal musings and states of mind.
Anyone else want to weigh in on this, or am I just beating a solo drum? [/QUOTE]I like the chatting side of this thread (although I know it's not a chat) , and I wouldn't like it very much if all the reports where strictly on a personal evaluation of the girls. My and your vote on the same girl might differ a lot.
I think there should be some balance, like in everithing. For example, I don't like extended, vulgar or autocelebrating descriptions on ones sessions, but I can understand that some are interested in a few more details than others.
Even a short report, possibly by someone known, just saying he visitd the club, the lineup was such and such, and all was "normal" can be useful.
I personally start asking myself if there's any use in filing a report when I visit Artemis, I probably should do it only if I try a new girl (and if I remeber her name) or if something "new" happens.
That's how I see it.
Ciao.
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The rhythm of the Art
I personally think that it all contributes to the pulse of the forum.
I understand RBs point but the forum serves to inform on different levels. We all want to get an optimal experience.
The thread also has a life of its own, fueled by regular postings, almost independent of content.
[QUOTE=Kimino; 1144317]I like the chatting side of this thread (although I know it's not a chat) , and I wouldn't like it very much if all the reports where strictly on a personal evaluation of the girls. My and your vote on the same girl might differ a lot.
I think there should be some balance, like in everithing. For example, I don't like extended, vulgar or autocelebrating descriptions on ones sessions, but I can understand that some are interested in a few more details than others.
Even a short report, possibly by someone known, just saying he visitd the club, the lineup was such and such, and all was "normal" can be useful.
I personally start asking myself if there's any use in filing a report when I visit Artemis, I probably should do it only if I try a new girl (and if I remeber her name) or if something "new" happens.
That's how I see it.
Ciao. [/QUOTE]
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[font=tahoma]Well done [b]The Limey[/b] for a nice report (have added to the [b]RoD Thread[/b]). I suggest that if it suits the occasion and if it can fit in the report, perhaps include some hard facts to establish the reality of your FKK / Sauna visit and then launch into the prose! Not a criticism, more a comment. Enjoyed your piece. Keep up the good work!
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The Limey
Thanks for your report, which I personally enjoyed. Musing, switchback, and allowing yourself to follow your train of thought. I like that. Different. Everyone has their own style, and yours is interesting. Stick with it.
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Finis
[QUOTE=The Limey;1144302]And I would suggest that the Forum's purpose is not served by using posts to direct random vitriol at other members. If it makes you seethe to read happy reports from others, then by all means use the ignore feature. Just don't try to beat people down and discourage them from reporting their sincerely felt experiences.[/QUOTE]Sorry if I hurt your feelings and it was certainly not my intention to beat you down. But just to set the record straight. This is not random vitriol; it is a directed comment. If you write in public, then it's fair game. And I am not seething. I just think all this personal wistful misty stuff is indeed wide of the forum's purpose. But I also do not think I am alone in this. You are often really writing for you, not for us. E. G. That bit about "the sadness you feel about a prostitute losing her innocence". That's happy, informative stuff? I'm not at all against vigorous, well-crafted, colorful writing. Just the opposite. But if others enjoy all this, well who I am to say. Guess there are many Toulouse-Lautrec's out there. I am done.
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[QUOTE=Rocketboy0;1144256]Anyone else want to weigh in on this, or am I just beating a solo drum?[/QUOTE]
I will. In a nutshell, I like reading, writing, and living interesting stories and The Limey's report certainly qualifies. If you are more interested in seeing a checklist of what a girl will/won't do, they I'd suggest some of the local German/French/Dutch forums where reports in this format are more common.
In fact, I'd argue with some stipulations that stories are actually in some ways than mere reports. Storytellers give you their state of mind, certain signs, checkpoints, and responses that they look for in the girl, what they did/said in and outside of the room to bring himself and the girl to where they were. Thus, I have a greater understanding of what that chemistry is and how to replicate it.
The stipulation is of course that I look for certain things during sex and a good story should mention/include this as appropriate.
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[QUOTE=Angus Magee; 1144273]Luciana has the somewhat dubious distinction of being Angus' first ever Artemis fuck. For me she was unremarkable except for the fact that she was first. This was some 2. 5 years back so maybe she has sharpened her skills?
AM[/QUOTE]We were all virgins once.
She may have benefited from BJ school with teacher AM.
[QUOTE=Rocketboy0]Anyone else want to weigh in on this, or am I just beating a solo drum?[/QUOTE]You asking for help beating your solo drum. Now that's kinky, kind of cute as well, IMHO.
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Lineup this coming weekend
Hello, everyone.
I am planning to be in Berlin this Friday and Saturday (April 15th / 16th). And this will definately include visits to Artemis.
Does anyone have an idea about how the lineup will be? Will there be plenty of choice between hotties or will the upcoming easter have reduced the numbers?
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[QUOTE=Frej Of Asgaard; 1144805]Hello, everyone.
I am planning to be in Berlin this Friday and Saturday (April 15th / 16th). And this will definately include visits to Artemis.
Does anyone have an idea about how the lineup will be? Will there be plenty of choice between hotties or will the upcoming easter have reduced the numbers? [/QUOTE]Read the forum. This very question was answered abouta week back.
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First trip to Artemis
Just had my first visit to Artemis and had a great time. Having just done 3 Fkks in Frankfurt though I liked them better, mostly because they're slightly cheaper (65 vs. 80 euro entrance; 50 vs. 60 euro for 30 minutes) and the facilities at Oase were a notch above Artemis.
First visit, Thursday.
After spending the last 4 days sexless in Prague I was eager to get my rocks off, so when I arrived in Berlin by train late afternoon I checked into my Hotel (Concorde Hotel am Studio, I chose it for its price and close proximity to Artemis) and took the S Bahn to the closest station to Artemis, Westkreuz, which was only one stop away. If you're new to the area like I was, exit the station to the north, walk thru the parking lot and over the bridge west, and then just follow the street south—Artemis will be the giant white building on your left which you can't possibly miss. I arrived at around 4:30 pm, paid the 80 euro admission, changed into a robe and started the hunt.
Artemis has 4 floors: the lowest has the wellness area with sauna and a pool, but, sadly, no Jacuzzi—a small cinema, and a small bar that hardly anyone used; the 2nd and main floor has the men's locker room and showers and the main bar area, and is where you first enter; the 3rd is all private rooms and off limits unless you're escorted by a girl; and the 4th is apparently some kind of VIP room. Other than a trickle of girls that would periodically check the theater and wellness area the lowest floor has hardly any traffic—good if you want some alone time, but bad if you want to check out girls outside the darkened bar area. When I arrived I guess there was around 40 to 50 girls present, though I noticed some fresh faces started to appear after 6:00 and the place reached its peak of activity by 7:30, with about 70 girls and half as many men, not a bad ratio. By 9:00 the ratio was even more lopsided with about 4 girls for every 1 man I saw in the bar.
Having scoped out the area I decided on my first session for the night, a Thai spinner with fake B cups named Inca who spoke OK English. After some kissing and a BBJ she slipped on a condom and rode me cowgirl style, then switched to missionary. She was so petite though that I couldn't get a comfortable angle, so instead had her finish me off with another BBJ and HJ. She expressed surprise at how much I came; after 4 days of no sex I had stored up quite a bit. We cleaned up and parted ways. Total cost: 60 Euros.
I headed back to the bar to relax a bit and was approached by a Romanian, Nerise. Having just sessioned I wasn't sure I wanted to go again already, but talking to Nerise, and fondling her real B cup sized breasts, I began to feel a stirring below and took her to a room. DFK, followed by BBJ, than cowgirl and missionary, than a BBJCIM finish for 110 Euros.
Having had two 30 minute sessions in an hour I decided I needed to pace myself. I spotted this pretty endowed black girl and followed her to the wellness area and made my introductions there. Her name sounded like Sasha, she was from the Dominican Republic, and using a mixture of Spanish and English we had a friendly chat while I admired her body. She was slightly thicker than I would have liked, but she had all natural C cups and a beautiful smile, and when she suggested we go to the downstairs cinema I agreed. I started to fondle and kiss her breasts, and she reciprocated, though she seemed hesitant to kiss near the lips. She pulled out my cock and started sucking it before stopping after a minute and asking to go to a quieter room. I agreed. Inside she continued the BBJ. I offered to do DATY but she refused, saying she doesn't like being kissed down there. Oh well. On goes the cover, cowgirl followed by missionary. Seeing her bouncing tits inspired me and I asked to let me fuck them, she happily agreed. She put some oil in between them and lay back while I sat astride her and slid my cock in between her breasts, enjoying the view from above. After several minutes of this I asked her to finish me off with a BBJ, and I joyously erupted in her mouth. Another 110 Euros spent, but well worth it.
The next couple hours I sat on a couch facing the bar admiring the women's figures as they walked to and fro. I kept being approached for sessions but I wasn't sure if I could come again so I declined them all. By 9:00 I was debating whether I should just go back to the hotel when I saw this one brunette walking about with blue leg warmers. Something about her intrigued me, so I followed her to the wellness area and made introductions. Her name was Shaz, she's 21 and from Romania, with a nice body and natural B cups. She also spoke decent English, and unlike the other girls she seemed willing to talk instead of just immediately rushing to a room, so I spent some time chatting with her on the lounge chair. She was patient and friendly, and after awhile I started to feel a stir again and asked her to a room. Inside was a real GFE, Shaz knew I was going to need some time so took things slowly, first with DFK, a slow BBJ, then slipped on a cover and began riding me. We switched between a number of positions before I asked her to finish be off with another BBJ. 60 Euros total, a bargain and the perfect end cap to the night.
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Smoke gets in your eyes
After many visits to Palace and Oase I had my maiden voyage to Artemis last Friday night. Loved it, with a couple of caveats.
Stayed at the Ibis Messe Nord (thanks Angus for all your logistical information). Could easily walk from there to Artemis and back through a well lit tunnel under the ICC section of the Messe. Good Argentinian restaurant next to Ibis.
Arrived about 17:00 and stayed until just after midnight. First impression of Artemis was that it seemed smaller than I had expected and smaller than Palace. This is a deception, however, because of the multiple floors at Artemis. The talent lineup was comparable, with a slight edge to Artemis (perhaps because it was Friday versus my Wednesday visit to Palace later that week). But all in all a very classy place with a very classy group of folks.
Had done my research and was on the lookout for Ella and Jenna. While surveying the layout I spotted somebody whom I was sure was Ella in the downstairs pool area. My mongering experience has taught me that when you see somebody you like, grab her when you can, may not get another chance. I didn't let on, of course, that I knew her reputation, and let her approach me with her "I am Russian, dahlink" routine and a big smile. Agreed to go to the back row of the kino to get better acquainted. Started with a very nice, sloppy BJ with plenty of eye contact. She has been around a bit, but I didn't think of her at all as old, just experienced and the experience showed. Followed with doggie and mish and then I asked if she would lile a facial finish."Of course, dahlink" she said, with a reminder that this would be an extra 50 Euro. Took it like a champ, being careful not to get it in her eyes or hair. But provided a full view as it drobbled down her chin adn then broke into a wide smile before wiping. Well worth the 110 price tag and would definitely repeat.
Met up with Kimino who introduced me to Charlie123. Great guys. Went out for dinner at a Turkish restaurant and traded stories about the hobby, ISG and life in general. Bakc to Artemis which had become much more crowded by then (maybe 21:00) and much more smokey in the upstairs lounge. This really bothered my sinuses and I had to retreat to the downstairs non smoking area from time to time to resurrect myself. Unfortunately most of the girls were upstairs. Also found that there was a problem because Artemis is so cut up into sections and rooms. Lots of guys on the stairs for some reason. There would be a real traffic jam whenever some big bloke decided to chat up a girl or two in the doorwayor on the stairwell.
Was on the lookout for Jenna. Spotted her a few times. Nice bolt-ons, soft, curvey figure, million- dollar smile. But she was up and down those stairs faster than a nuclear powered yo-yo. She must have taken a quarter mile of dick that night alone. Always came back smiling, but I never had a chance to add my few inches to the line.
BTW, my impression was that in general the Artemis girls are less aggressive than those at Palace. Next Wednesday at Palace I wasn't there for more than half an hour when three ladies had reached under the towel to fondle the jewels. I enjoy this kind of flirting / salesmanship and have never had trouble fending off sharks. In the whole time at Artemis this never happened except when I went to the kino.
So, after after watching the magnificent parade for a while in the upstairs lounge, headed back down for some fresh air and sat down in the front row of the kino. Fended off two ladies but relented when approached by Sabina, a tall, dark haired gal with fake DDs and a bit of an overbite. Said she was from Uruguay and had been there only a few days. Never boinked an Uruguaian before, so took the chance. She was great in the kino, nice BJ with plenty of eye contact. But then went to the rooms nearby and she wanted extra for kissing, deep throat and just about everything else. I declined and banged her doggie until the end. Another 60 Euro to add Uruguay to the map.
Back upstairs things had gotten even more crowded and smokey. Also the music was much louder than at Palace so found it hard to hear the conversation with my ISG buddies.
After a while back down and ran into Monique, with shoulder length blonde hair, and braces on her teeth, from Poland. We chatted a bit and headed for the downstairs kino, which was packed like a barrel of wriggling, freshly caught sardines. Every time the cry "zimmer frei" would ring out there would be a scramble to the room and a rearrangement of the sardines. After a few minutes I suggested we take a rain check and Monique cheerfully agreed. I like this versus the ladies who want to hang on for dear life as soon as they hook a live one.
Sure enough about 45 minutes later I was upstairs and Monique comes sashaying along. We found an open couch in the upstairs kino (sheltered a bit from the smoke) and she delivered a first rate service. Started with wet BJ with plenty of eye contact, cowgirl and doggie. Then she gently asked if I would lke to CIM reminding me it would be extra. I said sure and she proceded with a great, soft but vigorous BJ ending up with a CIM. SAhe straightened up, looked me in the eye and cheerfully swallowed, then smiling and licking her lips. Must hav ebeen a good sight for the guys in the back of the kino. I know I certainly enjoyed it. Paid the 110 Euro and was happy to do it. Would definitely repeat.
Was jet lagged and having trouble with the smoke so called it a night. Couple of days later off to Dusseldorf to sample the NRW partytreff scene and on to Palace on Wednesday. Will file reports in the appropriate sections.
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[QUOTE=Customx;1145334]Had done my research and was on the lookout for Ella and Jenna. While surveying the layout I spotted somebody whom I was sure was Ella in the downstairs pool area. My mongering experience has taught me that when you see somebody you like, grab her when you can, may not get another chance. I didn't let on, of course, that I knew her reputation, and let her approach me with her "I am Russian, dahlink" routine and a big smile. Agreed to go to the back row of the kino to get better acquainted. Started with a very nice, sloppy BJ with plenty of eye contact. She has been around a bit, but I didn't think of her at all as old, just experienced and the experience showed. Followed with doggie and mish and then I asked if she would lile a facial finish."Of course, dahlink" she said, with a reminder that this would be an extra 50 Euro. Took it like a champ, being careful not to get it in her eyes or hair. But provided a full view as it drobbled down her chin adn then broke into a wide smile before wiping. Well worth the 110 price tag and would definitely repeat.[/QUOTE]Good report Customx, Thanks and I wish I could have been there.
Ella is a great ride as you found out first hand. Funnily enough she is one lady with whom I would actually discuss her reports. She knows about the forum and her reputation here and has no problem with it. I think she has been around long enough to know that it works in her favor.
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Sabina no propina
[QUOTE=Customx;1145334]... Sabina, a tall, dark haired gal with fake DDs and a bit of an overbite. Said she was from Uruguay and had been there only a few days. Never boinked an Uruguaian before, so took the chance. She was great in the kino, nice BJ with plenty of eye contact. But then went to the rooms nearby and she wanted extra for kissing, deep throat and just about everything else. I declined and banged her doggie until the end. Another 60 Euro to add Uruguay to the map.[/QUOTE]Sounds like you had a good time.
Sabina needs to go back to orientation. There are defined extras, other things she either does or does not. No propina!
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[QUOTE=Angus Magee; 1144983]Read the forum. This very question was answered abouta week back.
AM[/QUOTE]Sorry Angus. It was not my intention to annoy you.
The earlier question which was answered about a week ago concerned the lineup on Good Friday and the following Saturday. I was asking about the lineup one weekend earlier than that.
The thing is. I was at Artemis on Good Friday and the following Saturday last year, and I was quite disappointed about the lineup. Place was almost dead. So that was why I was worried. Alhough Connie was there last year, which compensated somewhat for the lacking lineup.
Anyway. I was at artemis this evening, and I was absolutely satisfied about the lineup. Lots of hotties. I will definately be there tomorrow as well. I will try to get the time to write some reports as well.
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[QUOTE=Frej Of Asgaard;1145551]Sorry Angus. It was not my intention to annoy you.[/QUOTE]And I did not mean to be so short with your question. It is just that so many guys seem to ask questions without having read the forum. I guess I misunderstood the days you meant.
But in general I find the line up at Artemis always pretty good. It is just some of the real stunners that are absent on such holidays. I find that these stunners, while visually all that, are rarely the best sessions. So holidays can be some of the better times at a club like Artemis. This however is from the perspective of someone who lives near by. A visitor may want a bit more thrill for their time at this club.
Glad yo enjoyed yourself.
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Every girl at Artemis should watch this video:
[url]http://www.theonion.com/video/how-to-get-a-guy-to-notice-you-while-youre-having,19984/[/url]
(ignore the 10 second ad at the start)
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[QUOTE=The Limey; 1145737]Every girl at Artemis should watch this video:
[url]http://www.theonion.com/video/how-to-get-a-guy-to-notice-you-while-youre-having,19984/[/url]
(ignore the 10 second ad at the start)[/QUOTE]Hey I like the part where she makes cookies and you can put your cream on the cookies.
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[QUOTE=The Limey; 1145737]Every girl at Artemis should watch this video:
[url]http://www.theonion.com/video/how-to-get-a-guy-to-notice-you-while-youre-having,19984/[/url]
(ignore the 10 second ad at the start) [/QUOTE]"stand out from the crowd". Ahaha awesome!
Thanks for sharing
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My first post
First of all I must thank all of you for a terrific forum. I followed carefully every single thread in almost 2 1/2 years which has helped me enormously during my visits at Artemis. I was there the first time in December 2009 an entire weekend and I was there in December 2010 also. I will be at Artemis certainly 29 and 30 April, but perhaps also May 1 So if any of the known will be there so it would be super nice to meet and exchange some pleasant experiences. I will write soon about my adventures there, but unfortunately you have little patience with my writings.
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My first post
First of all I must thank all of you for a terrific forum. I followed carefully every single thread in almost 2 1/2 years which has helped me enormously during my visits at Artemis. I was there the first time in December 2009 an entire weekend and I was there in December 2010 also. I will be at Artemis certainly 29 and 30 April, but perhaps also May 1 So if any of the known will be there so it would be super nice to meet and exchange some pleasant experiences. I will write soon about my adventures there, but unfortunately you have little patience with my writings.
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My memory is hazy, but can somebody confirm the name of the girl named Blaya? Blaiya? Blairya? Something like that?
She platinum straight haired blond, German, tan skin, small be borderline A cup, has a tattoo that wraps around her side, and is always hanging out with this other blonde girl bright blonde haired girl at the bar?
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[QUOTE=SoItBegins; 1146345]My memory is hazy, but can somebody confirm the name of the girl named Blaya? Blaiya? Blairya? Something like that?
She platinum straight haired blond, German, tan skin, small be borderline A cup, has a tattoo that wraps around her side, and is always hanging out with this other blonde girl bright blonde haired girl at the bar? [/QUOTE]I understood it to be "Beah" or "Bea". Like "Leah" but with a "B".
I had a session with her this Friday.
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Her name is Blair.
The other blonde girl is Rachel.
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[QUOTE=Suppenhuhn; 1146489]Her name is Blair.
The other blonde girl is Rachel. [/QUOTE]I took both of them in August last year for a threesome. Beautiful girls. Because I had several sessions earlier that day, I only had the energy for a blowjob.
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[QUOTE=Tommyh80;1146737]I took both of them in August last year for a threesome. Beautiful girls. Because I had several sessions earlier that day, I only had the energy for a blowjob.[/QUOTE]I believe to know these blond girls. Both about same high and they usually occupie barchairs just in front of upper-bar. Very visible place! Last week I had look of them to save these beauties for the last act, but drained my energy before that. That is pity.
I had some unknown brunette from Slovenia perhaps for the starters. Quite soon dark slim a-tittie Fatima made me very satisfied. Oh those kisses were so good. Then later after some food my third bang with long dark haired Leni. For the last fake blond fake titties Iris (?) and I was out of juice. Completely. That Iris was damn hot and made me really sweat while pounding his pussy.
Fine evening. Quality girls. Excellent place to spend some time.
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Saturday
I was there also Saturday. Good lineup. Met natalie from ukraine, a colombian and a german lady which were all worth their money. I like artemis a lot and return every once in a while. My next couple of trips will be to mainland spain, however.
Good hunt guys!
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For angus
I feel we may have met without realising. My first ever fkk visit was artemis in summer 2008 July / August. I recall meeting a scottish gentleman, who was bemused by the fact I was a brummie ie from birmingham. We then continued to the podium to dance with the girls into the early hours. I am egyptian of looks with a birmingham accent. Was this in fact you? I am intrigued.
Thanks
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[QUOTE=Mohab; 1147271]I feel we may have met without realising. My first ever fkk visit was artemis in summer 2008 July / August. I recall meeting a scottish gentleman, who was bemused by the fact I was a brummie ie from birmingham. We then continued to the podium to dance with the girls into the early hours. I am egyptian of looks with a birmingham accent. Was this in fact you? I am intrigued.
Thanks[/QUOTE]Hi,
I fear not Mohab. At the risk of outing myself, the Scots persona is only a mantel I wear. I am in fact Canadian / British, that is Canadian citizen born in the UK. The history of Angus Magee (the persona) I will gldly share but in person, not on the open forum.
Dancing with the lassies-those who know me would crack a smile at this.
AM
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Bunny Girl Night
Hi,
On Tuesday the club laid on a party with a 'Bunny-Girl' theme. They had a Wheel of Fortune in the lobby with the possibility of winning free drinks or entries and some party decorations in the lounge. The girls all dressed up in bunny costumes, and very sweet they all looked too. Regrettably, their efforts went unrewarded as the level of male guests was lower than even the normal Tuesday traffic and not much business was done. A shame for the girls as they had all spent time and money kitting themselves out in Playboy-style outfits but the punters didn't turn up.
For my part, I had a super-hot session with Ella and a cosy hour with Moldavian blonde Lavina. She is quite tall, shoulder length blonde hair, medium tits, pretty face and speaks good English and Deutsch in a husky sexy accent. She is a really nice girl, passionate kisser, and sexy knowledgeable pro who delivers the goods with an easy charm. Recommended.
Charlie
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Stunner alert!
Hi.
2 splendid hours yesterday with relative newcomer from Columbia by the name of Helen. 23 years old, slim, tall figure with appreciable curves, gorgeous face, lovely smile, perfect teeth, visually perfect; altogether she is a breathtakingly beautiful example of a hot South American girl. Probably the most naturally beautiful girl I have ever encountered at Artemis.
Plays the vamp in the lounge, but is actually terribly sweet in the room. Very skilled, slightly withdrawn and distant at first, but with careful and sensitive handling she can be prised open to delicious effect. All services available.
She says that she will only be around for a few more days, but is looking to return in early May. Availability is, therefore, limited. So get it while you can. This one comes with Charlie's 5-star recommendation!
Enjoy,
Charlie
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[QUOTE=Charlie 123; 1147451]Hi.
2 splendid hours yesterday with relative newcomer from Columbia by the name of Helen. 23 years old, slim, tall figure with appreciable curves, gorgeous face, lovely smile, perfect teeth, visually perfect; altogether she is a breathtakingly beautiful example of a hot South American girl. Probably the most naturally beautiful girl I have ever encountered at Artemis.
Plays the vamp in the lounge, but is actually terribly sweet in the room. Very skilled, slightly withdrawn and distant at first, but with careful and sensitive handling she can be prised open to delicious effect. All services available.
She says that she will only be around for a few more days, but is looking to return in early May. Availability is, therefore, limited. So get it while you can. This one comes with Charlie's 5-star recommendation!
Enjoy,
Charlie[/QUOTE]Very, very, interesting. I'l be there 10/11 may ahahaha.
Length&color of hair? Guess dark.
Color of eyes? Guess dark but hope not.
Other details to identify her, if any?
Yeah, ok, I'll just ask you to point her out to me.
Best!
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[QUOTE=Kimino; 1147556]Very, very, interesting. I'l be there 10/11 may ahahaha.
Length&color of hair? Guess dark.
Color of eyes? Guess dark but hope not.
Other details to identify her, if any?
Yeah, ok, I'll just ask you to point her out to me.
Best![/QUOTE]Brown hair, longer than medium length, streaked with blond highlights and arranged in tight ringlets.
Colour of eyes?. Are you serious? . Not something I notice in a girl. I couldn't tell you the colour of eyes of any girl in Artemis, could you? Let's test you out. What colour are Clara's eyes?
No tattoos at all, light tan coloured skin, large breasts, slim, quite tall. I fully expect her to be sauntering around in an 'I love Charlie' t-shirt in future, so she should be easy to spot.
You'll find her easily enough if you watch out for the drop-dead gorgeous Latina (unless I find her first, in which case she'll be gone for the evening)
Best.
C
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Realy good tips
It sounds really good, just hope that she is there next weekend. Your tips is always really good to follow.
[QUOTE=Charlie 123; 1147451]Hi.
2 splendid hours yesterday with relative newcomer from Columbia by the name of Helen. 23 years old, slim, tall figure with appreciable curves, gorgeous face, lovely smile, perfect teeth, visually perfect; altogether she is a breathtakingly beautiful example of a hot South American girl. Probably the most naturally beautiful girl I have ever encountered at Artemis.
Plays the vamp in the lounge, but is actually terribly sweet in the room. Very skilled, slightly withdrawn and distant at first, but with careful and sensitive handling she can be prised open to delicious effect. All services available.
She says that she will only be around for a few more days, but is looking to return in early May. Availability is, therefore, limited. So get it while you can. This one comes with Charlie's 5-star recommendation!
Enjoy,
Charlie[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=Charlie 123; 1147565]Brown hair, longer than medium length, streaked with blond highlights and arranged in tight ringlets.
Colour of eyes. Are you serious? . Not something I notice in a girl. I couldn't tell you the colour of eyes of any girl in Artemis, could you? Let's test you out. What colour are Clara's eyes?
No tattoos at all, light tan coloured skin, large breasts, slim, quite tall. I fully expect her to be sauntering around in an 'I love Charlie' t-shirt in future, so she should be easy to spot.
You'll find her easily enough if you watch out for the drop-dead gorgeous Latina (unless I find her first, in which case she'll be gone for the evening)
Best.
C[/QUOTE]Serious? Totally serious.
As serious as I can be when we talk about this stuff. Hahahaha.
In this particular case I was asking the color just to have another detail to recognize her but in general eyes are something I notice a lot in girls.
You know me, I get attracted by "stupid" details.
If it's a new girl (not tested) I'm looking at, I notice eyes, smile, haircut, the makeup, even the nails or the way she walks before things like the size of the tits, etc.
It's those details that make me decide to try a girl, often.
Obviously I won't choose a girl that looks like shit only because she has a nice makeup, but those details makes the difference for me.
There's a couple of girls at Artemis, that I like a lot but that in general are not in my hall of fame. When they show up and we start chatting a bit I usually end up in the room with them. And that's mainly for eyes, makeup, smiles, etc. . I love it! Manuela is one of them.
Not very important but, is it just me living in this world of fantasies?
Clara? Clara who? Clara what? Touché!
I guess black.
This said, think that next time we decide to meet at 5pm at Artemis I'll show up around 4 to make sure I find her before you! :-)
All the best!
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Good Friday at Artemis
Things were very quiet today. I appreciated the Easter chocolates which were there for the taking and the Easter decorations in the main lounge. However, the girls were thin on the ground and those who were there were generally not of the highest quality. I only had the morning and early afternoon there as I was going to a show later on and was pleased when an old flame turned up at about 1pm. She told me how all the good girls I asked her about were on holiday at the moment. I spent an enjoyable hour with her and then called it a day. She was concerned about the lack of punters too and was keen to make a date with me for tomorrow.
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Saturday at Artemis
After a vigorous workout in the gym and breakfast I spent five hours in the very pleasant company of my friend from yesterday, who was a great companion. We both highly recommend room 15. Ecstacy! She told me that the day before things had got busier in the evening and she had managed to secure both a duo (I introduced her to the term 'spit-roast') and a longer session in the evening with a repeat customer of hers.
I think I am getting jaded. Now when I go to Artemis I am no longer thrilled by the sight of the naked girls but I see women who I have had a history with. Usually unremarkable sessions which I wouldn't repeat, and generally these girls pass by without giving me a smile, or I see ladies who I don't fancy enough to want to kiss. Suitable women are fewer and further between than ever, so I search for the arms and company of a few trusted performers who I want to spend longer time with. I know that when I return to the lounge it will be difficult to make a further selection and the time will pass slowly.
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[QUOTE=London Traveller;1148335]I think I am getting jaded. Now when I go to Artemis I am no longer thrilled by the sight of the naked girls but I see women who I have had a history with. Usually unremarkable sessions which I wouldn't repeat, and generally these girls pass by without giving me a smile, or I see ladies who I don't fancy enough to want to kiss. Suitable women are fewer and further between than ever, so I search for the arms and company of a few trusted performers who I want to spend longer time with. I know that when I return to the lounge it will be difficult to make a further selection and the time will pass slowly.[/QUOTE]A succinct summary of the process through which I believe most (all?) FKK-regulars go.
On one's first few visits the visual thrill is paramount.
Sunsequently one has a series of blinding sessions with stunning girls, mixed in with some disappointing encounters with sub-par performers.
'Familiarity breeds contempt', and one begins to get blasé about all the naked ladies.
A stable of reliable performers who are also pleasant girls emerges. The upside attraction of sessions with unknown girls diminishes as compared to the opportunity cost of spending the same time, money and ejaculation resources with someone who is tried and tested. One gets more and more disincentivised to session with new girls and focusses increasingly on 'old stock'.
One begins to get bored of the 'old stock'. The untried material remains unappetising. The upside potential of a fabulous encounter with a new partner is more than offset by the potential frustration of another disappointment with an untried bedmate, and apathy sets in.
That's when you get to the point where:-
'I know that when I return to the lounge it will be difficult to make a further selection and the time will pass slowly'
That's why, in my view, it is important for the dedicated enthusiast to mix in some adventures at places like KLD, VK, Monrouge, gang-bang parties, escorts and flat-rates, otherwise the FKK scene gets a stale feeling to it.
Charlie
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[QUOTE=Charlie 123; 1148433]. A stable of reliable performers who are also pleasant girls emerges. The upside attraction of sessions with unknown girls diminishes as compared to the opportunity cost of spending the same time, money and ejaculation resources with someone who is tried and tested. One gets more and more disincentivised to session with new girls and focusses increasingly on 'old stock'.
One begins to get bored of the 'old stock'. The untried material remains unappetising. The upside potential of a fabulous encounter with a new partner is more than offset by the potential frustration of another disappointment with an untried bedmate, and apathy sets in.
That's when you get to the point where:-
'I know that when I return to the lounge it will be difficult to make a further selection and the time will pass slowly'
That's why, in my view, it is important for the dedicated enthusiast to mix in some adventures at places like KLD, VK, Monrouge, gang-bang parties, escorts and flat-rates, otherwise the FKK scene gets a stale feeling to it.
Charlie[/QUOTE]So it's not I'm turning gay or something is it? Ahaha.
Seriously, deep stuff.
I can't say I'm a regular, in the sense that yes, I regularly visit Artemis, but my visits don't happen often.
Still, I do start feeling that way sometimes. Not that I don't enjoy Artemis, but for sure it's a differerent kind of experience than in the beginning.
I can see the fact that if I where to visit Artemis every week or two it would rapidly change things.
Question. You guys probably visit other fkks more than me, do you feel that way in any fkk or just in Artemis (being the fkk you visit more often)?
I recall when I went to Oase and Palace, had real fun. The game was the same as always. Different girls, slightly different rules, but still the same sport.
Don't have much experience about other kind of stuff and this is mainly because everytime I get in Berlin I don't feel like taking risks, I know I'll have fun at Artemis and so I go there. When I'm away from Berlin it's very very rare I get in this kind of things, meaning pay per fuck in general.
My2cents.
Kimino
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A little perspective
[QUOTE=London Traveller;1148335]I think I am getting jaded. Now when I go to Artemis I am no longer thrilled by the sight of the naked girls but I see women who I have had a history with. Usually unremarkable sessions which I wouldn't repeat, and generally these girls pass by without giving me a smile, or I see ladies who I don't fancy enough to want to kiss. Suitable women are fewer and further between than ever, so I search for the arms and company of a few trusted performers who I want to spend longer time with. I know that when I return to the lounge it will be difficult to make a further selection and the time will pass slowly.[/QUOTE]I was moved by great sadness when I read this. I have read of many sufferings through many lands but yours is a serious case.
I think the first step to solving a problem is to state it clearly. Your problem is this: an excess of beautiful naked large-breasted girls willing to do you every sexual favour and perform your vilest fantasy at a minute's notice.
Now. Solutions?
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Sunday at Artemis
[QUOTE=Charlie 123; 1148433]That's why, in my view, it is important for the dedicated enthusiast to mix in some adventures at places like KLD, VK, Monrouge, gang-bang parties, escorts and flat-rates, otherwise the FKK scene gets a stale feeling to it.
Charlie[/QUOTE]Hi Charlie, I'm not sure I am that dedicated! However, I agree with your description of the process I have been through.
The point really is made by what happened at Artemis today (Easter Sunday) which was an identical repeat of Saturday. I. E. I took the same girl to the same room for a few hours and spent about 5 hours with her in the club. Am I jaded or am I in love?
LT
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[QUOTE=Kimino;1148490]Question. You guys probably visit other fkks more than me, do you feel that way in any fkk or just in Artemis (being the fkk you visit more often)?[/QUOTE]I think it's partly because I have been to Artemis more than other clubs and have become more familiar with the line-up there. But also because Easter was a particularly quiet time and a lot of the talent was absent. On recent trips to Oase I found the line-up very entertaining and had no problems making a selection of both an old flame and a great girl who was completely new to me.
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Time for a Holiday.
Charlie.
I do understand your situation.
We have passed the hat around and taken advice.
Inga stated that there are now direct flights from FKK to BKK and that Thai womenhood (? Girldom) needs you (or your money at least).
BSK.
[QUOTE=Charlie 123; 1148433]A succinct summary of the process through which I believe most (all?) FKK-regulars go.
A stable of reliable performers who are also pleasant girls emerges. The upside attraction of sessions with unknown girls diminishes as compared to the opportunity cost of spending the same time, money and ejaculation resources with someone who is tried and tested. One gets more and more disincentivised to session with new girls and focusses increasingly on 'old stock'.
That's why, in my view, it is important for the dedicated enthusiast to mix in some adventures at places like KLD, VK, Monrouge, gang-bang parties, escorts and flat-rates, otherwise the FKK scene gets a stale feeling to it.
Charlie[/QUOTE]
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Michelle. My belle
I had to spend some days in Berlin and my favorite escort was not available. So despite the fact that I don't like this sex-factory I decided to go to A. I arrived around 3pm and went to the lounge : 12 or 15 girls, not too convincing for my taste. After a while a lady from Hamburg (Jenny, Jane, Joan?) came to ask me. Blond pig-tail, blue eyes. Tall, long legs. Yes, I was interested. But I use to ask the girls what kind of services they would provide. The answer : No kissing, no anal, no fingering, no 69, no BBBJ, no CIM."After all. What am I allowed to do?". "You may fuck me!". I resigned. Then : Laura, Lora, Lara. From Italy, she said. But as far as I know there is still a difference between Rome and Romania and normally girls from Italy speak some Italien, at least. She wanted me to go upstairs immediately, but I did not. One more hour : A young girl, beautiful smile, brown eyes and long hair, very nice tiny breasts, sexy feet, completely shaven. We talked for a moment, went to the room. What a menu : A fine DATY as amuse-gueule, a great blow-job as entree, some funny cowboy-stile fucking as plat de resistance, a savorous CIM as dessert. Chef de cuisine : Michelle, from Cuba.. I love her.
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[QUOTE=London Traveller;1148597]I think it's partly because I have been to Artemis more than other clubs and have become more familiar with the line-up there. But also because Easter was a particularly quiet time and a lot of the talent was absent. On recent trips to Oase I found the line-up very entertaining and had no problems making a selection of both an old flame and a great girl who was completely new to me.[/QUOTE]Hi LT,
I can recommend you to get away from Artemis for a while and go to NRW area, to Villa Vertigo (my favorite) , Goldentime, LR, PHG, Samya. I'm sure you would like the line-up there and the prices are cheaper.
See you around.
Nille
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[QUOTE=Nille Copenhagen; 1149059]Hi LT,
I can recommend you to get away from Artemis for a while and go to NRW area, to Villa Vertigo (my favorite) , Goldentime, LR, PHG, Samya. I'm sure you would like the line-up there and the prices are cheaper.
See you around.
Nille[/QUOTE]Hi Nille,
You are right. In fact this is my plan. It starts with a flight to Dusseldorf on 28th May and I hope to go to at least some of your suggested venues. You are also right that I am spending too much money in these clubs. 5 hours of company in the afternoon doesn't come cheap and I need to be more economical!
Bw, LT
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[QUOTE=London Traveller; 1149273]Hi Nille,
You are right. In fact this is my plan. It starts with a flight to Dusseldorf on 28th May and I hope to go to at least some of your suggested venues. You are also right that I am spending too much money in these clubs. 5 hours of company in the afternoon doesn't come cheap and I need to be more economical!
Bw, LT[/QUOTE]Hi LT, I've never done 5 hours with the same girl, if that's what you are saying.
The prices for NRW would be: 75+50+50+50+50= 275€. Or some places the girls charge 50+25+50+25+50+25+50+25+50+25=375€, still a lot cheaper than Artemis.
How long are you staying in DUS, we might team up.
Nille
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Out of curiosity. What you do in very long sessions?
I'm not looking for sexual details but just wanted to know what people do during very long sessions. Meaning hours.
It never happened to me. The longest session I ever had (in a pay for fuck situation) is maybe one hour and a half.
It's not for the money, but even if I like the girl and chat with her before and after having sex, after a while I get bored of the situation and just feel like looking for something new or relax etc.
Never asked for massages or similar.
Even with the few girls with which I enjoy chatting (not many) , after a while there's not much to say.
Still, I'm very curious and maybe I'm missing something.
I know it's probably something to talk about face to face, and hopefully I will in my next visit, but anyone wants to share some info on this?
Best!
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[QUOTE=Kimino; 1149895]I'm not looking for sexual details but just wanted to know what people do during very long sessions. Meaning hours.
It never happened to me. The longest session I ever had (in a pay for fuck situation) is maybe one hour and a half.
It's not for the money, but even if I like the girl and chat with her before and after having sex, after a while I get bored of the situation and just feel like looking for something new or relax etc.
Never asked for massages or similar.
Even with the few girls with which I enjoy chatting (not many) , after a while there's not much to say.
Still, I'm very curious and maybe I'm missing something.
I know it's probably something to talk about face to face, and hopefully I will in my next visit, but anyone wants to share some info on this?
Best! [/QUOTE]You don't have to do anything. The girls will find a way to keep the meter running. You just have to want to stay with the girl.
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[QUOTE=Akibono;1149903]You don't have to do anything. The girls will find a way to keep the meter running. You just have to want to stay with the girl.[/QUOTE][font=tahoma] Yeah. Got to agree with the above statement. From personal experience, if you take a hooker to the zimmer for more than two hours, you will probably spend at least a third of the time talking or just fooling around. Of course, this is fine if it is what you want / require and does lend towards a more intimate (GFE type) experience. You are paying for the time though. I have heard tales of guys with chemically enhanced erections who will go at it non-stop for two hours or more with little talk or normal verbal interraction with the lady in question. In effect they will pound away for two hours (or more) with little normal verbal interaction. The hooker is in effect just a piece of meat. Ok perhaps fine fillet steak perhaps! More normal for there to be some chat during an extended session. Lets face it if you keep a hooker in the zimmer for an extended period either you are very very horny or you are having an all round pleasant time in her company and a sort of connection has been established. This is what I know from personal experience and what I have also been told anecdotally. [/font]
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[QUOTE=Kimino; 1149895]I'm not looking for sexual details but just wanted to know what people do during very long sessions. Meaning hours.
It never happened to me. The longest session I ever had (in a pay for fuck situation) is maybe one hour and a half.
It's not for the money, but even if I like the girl and chat with her before and after having sex, after a while I get bored of the situation and just feel like looking for something new or relax etc.
Never asked for massages or similar.
Even with the few girls with which I enjoy chatting (not many) , after a while there's not much to say.
Still, I'm very curious and maybe I'm missing something.
I know it's probably something to talk about face to face, and hopefully I will in my next visit, but anyone wants to share some info on this?
Best! [/QUOTE]I used to wonder what guys did in longer sessions as well. I used to enjoy overnights with escorts before I discovered FKKs and now I think that one can find good value in longer sessions in the clubs as they can be very enjoyable. The key for me is to find a girl I really like a lot and who talks reasonable English! In fact the most important thing is that the girl has a good sense of humour and I've been choosing girls more on this basis than on the sexual side of their skills.
I've only been trying longer sessions this year, and for me so far they do vary but the most recent ones in Artemis actually began with just chatting and a bit of playful touching in the lounge, then we moved to a room and did some private stuff for a couple of hours. Not non-stop but with breaks and plenty of chatting. We also massaged each other for a bit the last time, actually at the girl's suggestion. There was also a bit of a longer break for showers and then we ended up chatting again in the downstairs bar. Next time I would like to sauna with the girl but the one I was with this time didn't want to do this.
However the number of girls I would do a longer session with is very limited and it has taken me a year of short sessions (last year) to find a few who I have got to know well enough to try longer times with.
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[QUOTE=Captain Dan;1149926]Lets face it if you keep a hooker in the zimmer for an extended period either you are very very horny or you are having an all round pleasant time in her company and a sort of connection has been established. This is what I know from personal experience and what I have also been told anecdotally.[/QUOTE]Thanks guys for your feedback!
What I thought. Never took any sex pills or similar nor am I a superman and although I truly enjoy when there's some kind of connection with these girls and love the "sweet" part of the sessions, after a while I just get bored and want to change.
Given the wsame budget, I prefer spending it with different girls.
With the rates of other areas, think it was NRW, it might be different.
Ciao.
Kimino
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Long session
[QUOTE=Kimino; 1149895]I'm not looking for sexual details but just wanted to know what people do during very long sessions. Meaning hours.
It never happened to me. The longest session I ever had (in a pay for fuck situation) is maybe one hour and a half.
It's not for the money, but even if I like the girl and chat with her before and after having sex, after a while I get bored of the situation and just feel like looking for something new or relax etc.
Never asked for massages or similar.
Even with the few girls with which I enjoy chatting (not many) , after a while there's not much to say.
Still, I'm very curious and maybe I'm missing something.
I know it's probably something to talk about face to face, and hopefully I will in my next visit, but anyone wants to share some info on this?
Best![/QUOTE]Well, I spend usually 6 hours or more with few girls I have selected in different clubs; clearly it is not possible to do that with all the girls but only with those I have a good feeling. What we make during all this time? Fuck of course but also stay quiet in the bed kissing like lovers, take shower both, eat something both, speak of all and nothing, relax with massage. When the feeling is good I can say that these hours are like minutes and that you go away after very. Happy if I can say.
A very good girl for that in ARTEMIS is suzan / linette who is a very pretty Hungarian girl that I like very much.
That is my return of experience about long sessions
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With selected girls only!
[QUOTE=Captain Dan;1149926][font=tahoma] Lets face it if you keep a hooker in the zimmer for an extended period either you are very very horny or you are having an all round pleasant time in her company and a sort of connection has been established.[/QUOTE]This kind of connection can give you from time to time a full feeling of hapiness better than all you can imagine. The only little problem in such situation is to know where is the red line that you must not cross because it can be very easy to fall in dangerous addiction if you cross this line. So only with very correct girls, finely selected, you can make long session without to be in danger for your mind and for money. After 6 years of FKK practice I know only three girls able to do that correctly, one who is in artemis, one in Golden time, one in samya. These women have been lights in my life and I give to them my deep respect.
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I just came back from Artemis and a session with Adelina. It was pretty amazing but I'm not sure if mere words can describe it.
By the way, how do I use the edit function on this forum? I was looking back at the posts of my younger days and got a bit embarrassed by the sentimentality of some of them. In particular, the one where I said Luciana was my "dream girl". Um. What was I thinking?
Adelina is my dream girl. I would give everything to Adelina.
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A few questions
Hello friends
I'm on my way back to Artemis in early May. 6th and 7th if someone from the forum wants to meet up and chat, that would be very nice. Just let me know.
I havnt been in Berlin since October so I thought I should check a few things with you regulars. Any changes in the fees? I saw there were some discussion in the forum? Anyone seen Sienna and / or Connie around lately? Also, any changes in the building? I remember reading something about an outdoor area.
Also I have to ask, has anyone tried the massage? I'm thinking of doing 30km of running in Berlin before heading to Artemis and a massage would be nice. I know, I should save my strength, but I'm training for a Marathon.
BTW, the still show football downstairs? For me that's a very nice thing. Sports and women, what else could you ask for? Does anyone know what channel they have?
I'm sorry I have so many questions, but I will try to contribute with a good review. Please remember, if anyone feel like meeting up on May 6 or 7, just let me know. I'm a Swede in my 30s, been to Artemis a couple of times in the last few years.
Thanks!
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[QUOTE=The Limey; 1149976]I just came back from Artemis and a session with Adelina. It was pretty amazing but I'm not sure if mere words can describe it.
By the way, how do I use the edit function on this forum? I was looking back at the posts of my younger days and got a bit embarrassed by the sentimentality of some of them. In particular, the one where I said Luciana was my "dream girl". Um. What was I thinking?
Adelina is my dream girl. I would give everything to Adelina. [/QUOTE]You have about 30 mins. In which to edit or delete a post. It is found at the lower right hand of the freshly printed sonnet to your latest paramour. After that it is set in stone for as long as the internet stands. So think wisely before making any declarations of love such as your above mentioned one to Luciana. I did wonder about that-is the man on drugs I thought? Luciana? Really?
Other than that you may be able to convince Jackson to delete your whole account and start fresh with a new name.
Best is to just live with the fact that sometimes the dick makes the heart think it is in love and further convinces the brain to write it down and push send. The dick is smarter than anyone gives it credit for for doing this.
Don't ya think?
Don't worry we (or at least I) understand such misadventures.
;)
AM
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Messy
Hey, I noticed there's a Water Messe on this week at:
[url]http://messe-berlin.de[/url]
Is this as crowded as the ITB one? How can I know which ones are really big? I don't want to visit Artemis when it's a mess!
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[QUOTE=Angus Magee; 1150938]I did wonder about that-is the man on drugs I thought? Luciana? Really?
AM[/QUOTE]I think we hit it off so well because we both speak Portuguese. Some of these girls get weary if they don't have the opportunity to speak their native tongue for a long time.
Assuming we are talking about the same Luciana.
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Artemis next week. Sheenya and Maria
Hi,
After a long break (I met a girl in Paris.) , I will be back in Berlin this week (starting Tuesday) and I wouldn't resist coming back to Artemis.
Does anyone recently noticed if
- Sheenya, from Romania, blond (but sometime wearing black hair) , thin body, small breast, girl next door type;
- Maria, from Hungary, tall, blond, large boobs and body 'en chair';
Are still in the place?
I would love to meet them again.
LOL7
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[QUOTE=The Limey; 1150956]I think we hit it off so well because we both speak Portuguese. Some of these girls get weary if they don't have the opportunity to speak their native tongue for a long time.
Assuming we are talking about the same Luciana. [/QUOTE]I think it is the same girl. Actually in all fairness to her she is a nice and sweet young lady. What I found though was that she really did not seem to want to be there. Like she was just going through the motions. I see her nearly every time I am there recently and she always tries to get me to the room. I do think if she would be actually a little into you she could be some fun.
AM
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[QUOTE=The Limey; 1150952]Hey, I noticed there's a Water Messe on this week at:
[url]http://messe-berlin.de[/url]
Is this as crowded as the ITB one? How can I know which ones are really big? I don't want to visit Artemis when it's a mess! [/QUOTE]You can not really know except by going and finding out. If you are a fairly regular customer and get to know the desk ladies they will tell you what sort of business they expect. However even they can be wrong at times.
AM
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Hi TM10.
[QUOTE=Travelman10;1150661]I havnt been in Berlin since October so I thought I should check a few things with you regulars. Any changes in the fees? I saw there were some discussion in the forum? Anyone seen Sienna and / or Connie around lately? Also, any changes in the building? I remember reading something about an outdoor area.[/QUOTE]No major changes. The outdoor area is still somehow in planning. The lot is clear, I keep hearing about construction, but nothing seems to be happening. Sienna I do not know but Connie is around (as of a month or so back) with a new, rather unfortunate (IMHO) boob job.
[QUOTE=Travelman10;1150661]Also I have to ask, has anyone tried the massage? I'm thinking of doing 30km of running in Berlin before heading to Artemis and a massage would be nice. I know, I should save my strength, but I'm training for a Marathon.[/QUOTE]Do you mean a massage with happy ending, sexual massage? Or a more traditional medical massage. In any case, unless you are asking about Artemis' on site male masseuse, best ask in the Berlin thread.
[QUOTE=Travelman10;1150661]BTW, the still show football downstairs? For me that's a very nice thing. Sports and women, what else could you ask for? Does anyone know what channel they have?[/QUOTE]I am not really informed but I know there is a big TV in the downstairs bar and it is often tuned to football much to the chagrin of the girls. They think Artemis is for fucking, not football.
Hope this helps.
AM
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Thanks AM.
I was actually wondering about the male massage at Artemis, are they any good?
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[QUOTE=Travelman10; 1151541]Thanks AM.
I was actually wondering about the male massage at Artemis, are they any good? [/QUOTE]Well as far as I know they know their stuff but I have never had a massage from them so I can not give a first hand recommendation. Maybe someone else can answer this with a personal experience?
AM
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[QUOTE=Travelman10; 1151541]Thanks AM.
I was actually wondering about the male massage at Artemis, are they any good? [/QUOTE]I haven't had a massage either but I chatted with one of the girls a couple of months ago and she told me she liked a massage, in fact later on I saw her receiving one. She particularly recommended the older masseur.
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[QUOTE=Travelman10;1150661]Also, any changes in the building? I remember reading something about an outdoor area.[/QUOTE]One of the receptionists (the very attractive one) told me that the outdoor area is scheduled to be finished in August.
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Massage at Artemis
The male (purely theraputic) massage scene at Artemis is very good. 30 EUR for 30 min. 50 for 1 hr. Thomas, Thorsten, Faradin. All buddies, all very skilled. Part of the post-pop charm for me is hanging out with them. All have wicked senses of humour and lots of stories.
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[QUOTE=Travelman10; 1151541]Thanks AM.
I was actually wondering about the male massage at Artemis, are they any good?[/QUOTE]Yes it was quite good, I took a 60 min sport / relax massage after a long drive and I was fresh after the massage and could enjoy the girls.
Just tell the guys what you want and where it hurts and they will fix it.
Nille
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Artemis or OASE in July?
A question to the more experienced people here.
Which is better on mid July, Artemis or OASE?
I don't refer to the outdoor area (OASE is better from this perspective) , but to the quality of the girls present.
Is it generally "quiet" in July, because of girls' holidays?
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[QUOTE=Dim Yann; 1151891]A question to the more experienced people here.
Which is better on mid July, Artemis or OASE?
I don't refer to the outdoor area (OASE is better from this perspective) , but to the quality of the girls present.
Is it generally "quiet" in July, because of girls' holidays? [/QUOTE]I started my FKK experiences at Oase in June / July last year and there was no problem with the quality or quantity of girls present. My opinion at the moment (for what it's worth) is that Oase has a much better line-up than Artemis and the girls are generally up for much more fun!
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[QUOTE=Dim Yann; 1151891]A question to the more experienced people here.
Which is better on mid July, Artemis or OASE?
I don't refer to the outdoor area (OASE is better from this perspective) , but to the quality of the girls present.
Is it generally "quiet" in July, because of girls' holidays? [/QUOTE]The line-up and environment at Artemis are not to be sniffed at, but I would go so far as to say that Oase is better at all times of the year.
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Artemis vs Oase
In some ways, the question is impossible to answer. The staffing at any place is s fluid thing, varying from day to day yet alone seasonally. Which is better is very much a taste thing; I've only been to Oase 3 times although these were on Friday & Sat. So it should have been at full strength. Twice, while I enjoyed the slightly cheaper prices, lounging outdoors, and the wonderful new jacuzzi, I left unfulfilled, as I could not find anyone who got my motor running. In general (based on my very limited sampling) I think Oase is more a refuge for thin, waify, semi-skanky, young E / S European types and is way over-hyped. Artemis is a lot more varied (on a good day) , more blonds, more nationalities, more voluptuous choices, although even that depends on the day, even the hour. Artemis increasingly seems to be drifting toward a younger Oaseque direction and many of us are concerned about it - including the team working there, according to some recent talks I had with girls, masseurs, key monger members, and even the Big Boss Man. There are other secondary issues-quality of food, relatively cleanliness, and a difficult to pin down feeling of comfort vs. a vague creepiness in the management vibe. Oase is rumoured to be owned by some motorcycle gang whereas just about everyone at Artemis is pleasant, if not fun and friendly.
Oase is surely great to hang outside at in summer, but for my tastes (and it is a taste thing) , on females and facilities, IMHO, Artemis rules by far. On most days, there are far more options. I actually think The Palace is much stiffer competition-a taste thing again. I am unphased by alleged sharking and simply have often found the women there just great. Now, these are my thoughts so no need for other mongers to say how "wrong" this is, how great Oase is. Different strokes for different folks.
However, with some advanced planning and booking (very cheap Air Berlin, DB night trains, rent a Smart from Sixt for 25 Eur / day, etc) you could easily and affordably do both cities on alternate days and conduct proper comparative studies-the Great Pay-for-Poon Smackdown: Frankfurt vs. Berlin.
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[QUOTE=Rocketboy0; 1152313]In some ways, the question is impossible to answer. The staffing at any place is s fluid thing, varying from day to day yet alone seasonally. Which is better is very much a taste thing; I've only been to Oase 3 times although these were on Friday & Sat. So it should have been at full strength. Twice, while I enjoyed the slightly cheaper prices, lounging outdoors, and the wonderful new jacuzzi, I left unfulfilled, as I could not find anyone who got my motor running. In general (based on my very limited sampling) I think Oase is more a refuge for thin, waify, semi-skanky, young E / S European types and is way over-hyped. Artemis is a lot more varied (on a good day) , more blonds, more nationalities, more voluptuous choices, although even that depends on the day, even the hour. Artemis increasingly seems to be drifting toward a younger Oaseque direction and many of us are concerned about it. Including the team working there, according to some recent talks I had with girls, masseurs, key monger members, and even the Big Boss Man. There are other secondary issues-quality of food, relatively cleanliness, and a difficult to pin down feeling of comfort vs. A vague creepiness in the management vibe. Oase is rumoured to be owned by some motorcycle gang whereas just about everyone at Artemis is pleasant, if not fun and friendly.
Oase is surely great to hang outside at in summer, but for my tastes (and it is a taste thing) , on females and facilities, IMHO, Artemis rules by far. On most days, there are far more options. I actually think The Palace is much stiffer competition-a taste thing again. I am unphased by alleged sharking and simply have often found the women there just great. Now, these are my thoughts so no need for other mongers to say how "wrong" this is, how great Oase is. Different strokes for different folks.
However, with some advanced planning and booking (very cheap Air Berlin, DB night trains, rent a Smart from Sixt for 25 Eur / day, etc) you could easily and affordably do both cities on alternate days and conduct proper comparative studies-the Great Pay-for-Poon Smackdown: Frankfurt vs. Berlin. [/QUOTE]My vote goes to Oase in the Summertime. I don't care about the crap food and rooms, the ladies are rocking my would at Oase. Also if you don't enjoy Oase you can switch to Palace and World or Mainhattan.
Nille
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Bait and Switch
[QUOTE=Nille Copenhagen; 1152346]My vote goes to Oase in the Summertime. I don't care about the crap food and rooms, the ladies are rocking my would at Oase. Also if you don't enjoy Oase you can switch to Palace and World or Mainhattan.
Nille[/QUOTE]-Nille, while we might disagree on tastes in women, the idea that one can merely "switch" to the alternate venues you mention seems factually challenging. First the distances involved are actually substantial, and not easy without a car. Second-the entrance costs would quickly add up. On the other hand, in Berlin, there are at least 5-6 large private apartments with perhaps 10-20 cracking Frauleins each, within 10 min walk (e. G. Prestige).or 15-30 min easy mass transit links from Artemis, with no entrance fee. So even if having a fallback Plan B-G is an issue, Berlin rules yet again (he said sweetly).
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Friday night
back in the thick of it. a bit too frenetic on a friday night. rapcrap audio at the speed of boom, and too much hard selling. there was a beautiful girl from bogota who wouldn't go with me unless she could drag along her sour-faced russian friend. when i made my excuses, she acted pretty dismissively. and of course all the usual hardcore bulgarians and romanians. i consider my friend adelina, the princess of romania, to be a gorgeous exception to the rule but she seemed too busy tonight. could it be she does not love me?
at the end i finally decided on the brazilian luciana, an excellent standby. in the room she was pretty resolute on blowing my mind (and other things) again. my session with her was interrupted when she burst into uncontrollable laughter half way through and carried on like that for about ten minutes. i wouldn't have minded but i was loaning her the sausage at the time, and hoped she would stay focused rather than laughing at the shape of my nose or whatever it was that tickled her.
i would marry luciana tomorrow, but one issue i have is that she has something of an anal fixation and could perhaps benefit from psychoanalysis. i understand these complexes form in the second and third year of childhood.
talking about fixations, i seem to keep running into shakira. there was a girl on the train last week who looked exactly like her. i couldn't stop from glancing at her over and over again but was too nervous to ask for her autograph. then in artemis, i saw that blonde hair and curvy face again, but the girl said she was from the czech republic and her name was audrey. i wonder now if she was the same as the girl on the train! and also if shakira is having a concert in berlin right now.
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[QUOTE=The Limey;1152586]Could it be she does not love me?[/QUOTE]Naaaahhh.
Girls are strange sometimes, don't worry. Ahahaha.
Fun reading your report The Limey, really makes me miss Berlin.
Is the girl form Bogota the new star Helen?
Best!
Kimino
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Fried Day Night
[QUOTE=The Limey; 1152586]Back in the thick of it. . When I made my excuses, she acted pretty dismissively. My session with her was interrupted when she burst into uncontrollable laughter half way through....Talking about fixations, I seem to keep running into Shakira. There was a girl on the train last week who looked exactly like her. . I wonder now if she was the same as the girl on the train! .[/QUOTE]Wow. Like. This all seems straight out of the Mindhead cult, of Bowfinger fame. Or, you must share with us which drugs were involved, so we can avoid them. Like.
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[QUOTE=Rocketboy0;1152518]-Nille, while we might disagree on tastes in women, the idea that one can merely "switch" to the alternate venues you mention seems factually challenging. First the distances involved are actually substantial, and not easy without a car. Second-the entrance costs would quickly add up. On the other hand, in Berlin, there are at least 5-6 large private apartments with perhaps 10-20 cracking Frauleins each, within 10 min walk (e. G. Prestige).or 15-30 min easy mass transit links from Artemis, with no entrance fee. So even if having a fallback Plan B-G is an issue, Berlin rules yet again (he said sweetly).[/QUOTE]Don't get me wrong I love Artemis as well.
I agree that in Berlin the U-bahn and busses rules. When I go to Germany is mainly to visit the FKKs and spending hours there with the girls, I don't go to Germany for apartments-bordellos, I can do that at home.
I always have a car when I'm in Heseen and NRW so it's not a big deal with the distance between the clubs.
Cheers
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My visit on Friday April 15
finally i had the time to take a vacation day, so i could take a long weekend in berlin. i chose to drive down there from my "cloak and dagger secret location" somewhere in the greater copenhagen / malmö region. even though it is only 400-600km + a ferry each way (length depending on which ferry) it would actually have been cheaper to fly. but i like the flexibility by car, and then most important of all : i like the parts of the autobahn without any speed limit. especially if traffic is light enough to be able to go really really fast without any danger.
unfortunately there was much traffic on the autobahn parts from the ferry on fehmarn and all the way down to lübeck and even worse traffic between lübeck and wismar. but after wismar i hit an all new autobahn part between wismar and schwerin with very little traffic. on this heavenly piece i probably kept an average speed of around 200 km / h and i even managed to hit my cars electronically limited top speed of 250 km / h at one point. perfect testosterone kick!
anyway i arrived around 5-6pm at the ibis messe hotel, and dumped my luggage. took a quick change and fumbled a little with some blue pills. i find that it helps to "reinforce my determination" with just a quarter of a pill. having done that i proceeded on foot to artemis. i probably arrived around 6. 30 pm.
i took a stroll around to get an idea of the line-up. many great lookers this friday. i had trouble resisting the urge to go fuck some random girl immediately, but i was also terribly hungry so i went to the dining room and got some food first.
now to the important parts:
after having eaten i ended up sitting in the room on the middle floor looking at all the cuties, and tried to make a mental "to do list". some service providers approached me to try and pick me up. i declined as politely as possible. i especially remember being approached by a duo of heather & antonella (both romanian) and i found heather very good looking. i however knew that it was almost certain that my first pop would come very very quickly (it usually does) , so it would be a complete waste of 220 euros to start out with a duo.
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audrey (hungary) , blond, very young (early 20'ies or younger) , slim and petite, very pretty face.
after a while i ended up picking audrey. she had a nice girlish playful attitude. this was like getting laid with one of the good looking high school girls, which one never really did back in high school (maybe i have a complex). she spoke very little english but ok german, and i speak some german too although my english is far better. we were able to communicate ok although complex discussion subjects were not possible.
she started out with some tongue kissing which was good, and then went on to owo, which she was also very good at. i was quite close to cumming when she stopped and asked if i wanted to have sex. good choice. i did not want to start by cim, and i wanted to fuck her. so she put on a condom and she suggested we started with a missionary. fine with me. she had a very tight pussy and my dick is big, so when i could also kiss her at the same time her pussy squeezed my dick tight i very quickly got to the point where i came. anyway a quick first pop was to be expected, and it was good.
we talked and relaxed a bit afterwards. she was nice company and i could quickly feel that my little mans lust was not really satisfied, so i decided to extend for half an hour and a round more. we talked some more and after a while we started again. she still did excellent kissing and owo as foreplay. onwards to the sex part: this time she started riding on top of me and did this for quite a long while. the second time my dick is a lot more stalwart, and does not pop so quick. several minutes later it was time for a new position and i my little man was very exited. this is where i really wanted to fuck her from behind in a doggy, so i could see her ass and maybe come at the same time. but no she said that i was "zu gross" for that (i get that a lot see below). she said lets do missionary instead. i was a bit disappointed about that, but i was way too warmed up to start any discussion, so i did as suggested and fucked her in missionary. again her pussy felt very tight in this position and even though i lasted a longer this time i came again after a few minutes, but in a big orgasm and it felt good.
i am not sure if i remember correctly but i think she have me some back massage also afterwards – or was is it in between. anyway. after the session i paid her the 120 euros i owed, and i also gave a tip of 20 euros. i had after all had a good time although there was a minor setback with the 'zu gross, no doggy', but that was not unexpected.
i do not want to brag at all, but i get it from quite a few (professional) girls, that my dick is too big – especially the petite ones. but luckily not most of the girls. it is actually not a blessing at all to have a big dick when doing this kind of 'hobby'. some girls have trouble with the size of it and suddenly some positions are not possible – says it hurts, which actually might be true. i certainly do not want to hurt any girl – i would feel very bad about that. but at the same time i want to have good sex when i am in the room, and do not want to put a lot of restraints on myself. this is a conflict. finding a girl who will do anal once she sees it full size is even more difficult. at a completely different place i actually had one girl go get the money and pay me back what i had paid extra in advance for anal, when she saw the size of it.
anyway after the session with audrey i wanted to relax a bit. on my way down to the showers and the wellness area downstairs i got hijacked by a latino looking girl whom i have forgotten the name of. i was weakwilled and got dragged into the porn kino downstairs. i played innocent while she explained some of the things happening on the screen: 'das is griechish. ' she said and smiled mischieviously. i replied 'yes i know that means anal. '. she started to touch down between my legs, and strangely enough my dick was not unresponsive – it had after all just popped twice within the last hour. i tried to explain that i had not even had time to take a shower since my last session, but she chose not to understand. i however came to my senses. me trying to cum a 3rd time within little over an hour would not be possible – and in what would end up being a very long attempt my dick would get hurt and she would end up with a sore pussy – or ass if she meant that thing about anal. so i finally declined and went to the showers and the sauna. i relaxed / slept for maybe an hour on the sofas downstairs.
and then it was time again for some action.
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beah, germany (hamburg).20 something, blond, very pretty face, slim upper torso with a-size breasts, somewhat wider ass, although still very well proportioned.
i think i strolled around a bit in the bar area on the middle floor, but it did not take long before my attention got caught by beah. she off course spoke german fluently, but also quite well english. since i was best at english she spoke that to me. after the obligatory questions about where we were both from and called, on vacation or business bla. bla. bla. she started hinting about going to the room together. i asked her if she kissed: 'no', she said, 'but i will make sure that you will not miss it. '. ok – she appeared to be one of those who knew what the hell she was doing with regard to sex, and i was in the mood for some more porn star like experience. so i said 'ok, lets go'.
in the room she was quite porn star like. she did a good owo. she then put a condom on, and as the first position she started out with reverse cowngirl, so i had a perfect view of her abundantly sexy ass going up and down while my dick was getting treated by her vagina. excellent.
after a while she wanted me to do some of the work and we switched to the saucy spoon position:
[url]http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/positions/saucy-spoons-sex-position[/url]
this befitted me well because i could still see her ass, and let my inner animal loose while pounding her from the side! we continued with this session for some minutes until i came in a large orgasm.
we talked a little and relaxed, and then went downstairs to fix the payment. i paid her the 60 euros and i think also a little tip. it had been a very satisfying session. not off the charts, but definitely ok and sexually gratifying pse style.
time to hit the showers again and i went downstairs for quite a while to relax.
after resting it was getting late and i wanted to get one last session for the evening. i went upstairs to the bar area and sat there for a very long time while getting a good look at all the girls before i decided on anyone. talked to some of them, but noone really quite won me over at first. the place was getting busy and many of the best lookers were not there – probably busy in the rooms.
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denisa (moldavia (she says, i suspect romania) , very young (early 20'ies or younger) , very slim, above medium height, black hair, small breast, perfect small cute ass.
i had noticed denisa's looks many times during the evening, a real stunner, but something in her body language got me worried that she might be a bit of an 'optifick'. in the end i got approached by denisa and some other petite girl who wanted to sell a duo. i told them that i was not interested in a duo. the other girl did the talking 'maybe just me then? ' she asked. i however was not so interested in her but more in denisa who kept quiet. but i took the courage to say 'no sorry, not with you, but maybe with your friend here? '. they got a bit baffled by that for a second or two, but denisa got positively surprised and woke up, and said 'yes' – her friend took it surprisingly well.
in hindsight i should have asked some 'due diligence' questions like 'do you kiss? ', but it was getting late and now i had lust for denisas slim body – optifick or not. upstairs there was a brief waiting time for a room and we could talk a bit. turns out that (in my opinion) she is a bit shy and the more serious quiet type. not a natural conversationalist, and neither am i, but we tried our best.
when we got to the room i thought 'oh i should have asked if she kissed'. but i was to shy to ask now and decided to let things happen – luckily she did &61514; . not terribly enthusiastic kissing like some of the pros who will devour you in a kiss, but she did kiss after all. my dick started to wake up, and she started doing owo. 'oh, it is big', she said when she saw its full size. 'oh no', i thought and worried, 'not trouble with the size again! '. but that was all she said about it – no complaints at all during the session.
after the oral she started op top of me so she could get used to the size, and started riding me first slowly and then faster. after some minutes it was time to change position and i was all fired up. 'from behind' i suggested and she said ok – good, i was a bit worried about potential size issues here. i really wanted to see her cute, cute ass while fucking her in doggy. turns out that her vagina was extra tight in this position and watching her cute cute ass at the same time very quickly did it for me – after only a minute or so i came in a big orgasm.
i do not remember what happened after that except that i must have paid her – maybe i gave her a tip. the session was ok. her looks was definitely gratifying, her attitude was ok, her enthusiasm felt a bit like it was her duty to satisfy me – but she was quite dutiful then &61514; . compared to other fkk sessions it was ok, but if i compare it to what i can get at home in the greater copenhagen area then it was much better, and at only a fraction of the price. (½ an hour with owo up here at a local brothel costs 200 euros). so i was definitely happy.
now my dick was used up for today – very properly fucked. and it was now around midnight. i hit the showers and headed back for the hotel, without too much hesitation. no reason to hang around artemis anymore, i needed to get back and get a proper nights sleep, so i could be ready for the big day tomorrow. after all i had important plans for the next day: i was planning to visit artemis on the next day too.
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Wednesday 4th May
This was my first visit to Artemis in far too long, and even though it was Dessous day, I was keen to see what the place had to offer.
I arrived just after 12pm and after a quick scout around I went to the bar downstairs for a coffee intending to wait a while before my first encounter. Ella, the blonde Russian, soon approached me and was looking very hot in a fishnet dress. I was sorely tempted, but I managed to hold my resolve.
This didn't last long, however, as a couple of minutes later Nina appeared saying she recognised me. I had sessioned with her about five months previously, and even though she didn't remember my name, she did recall which room we used and what we talked about. I was impressed, but the sight of her in glorious white lingerie and stockings was even more impressive and meant we were soon on our way to the downstairs kino.
We did the deed there and then and it was very passionate and memorable. Nina is incredibly sensuous and adds in a PSE, too. She also enjoys DFK which is a bonus in my book. Observing her later on she does seem to have a lot of regulars and, to be fair, she does work the room well. Definitely recommended.
There has been a fair bit of discussion recently about the quality of the line-up at Artemis and it's fair to say it wasn't stunning on a Wednesday afternoon, but there were a few gems around. The Hamburg crew (Jenna, Jane and a couple of others) were present, but apparently Tuesday night was very busy with an event on at the Messe.
I left at 3pm to go to a couple of meetings and returned at 6pm. The late shift was starting to appear and I noticed a cute blonde checking in. I met her on the stairs a little while later and exchanged a smile. She soon came to seek me out in the kino and we were then off to the room. It turns out her name was Eda, a 26 year old Turk (I thought she looked German. What do I know?). She's got mid-length wavy blonde hair, nicely enhanced boobs and a couple of very interesting piercings. Unfortunately, she wasn't really into DFK, the BJ was adequate, but she loved it in doggy including a bit of anal play. We had a nice chat and massage afterwards but I probably wouldn't repeat.
Football interrupted the proceedings as Shalke were having their backsides handed to them by a Manchester United reserve side in the Champions League. Now this is one of the surreal things that I love about Artemis. I was sitting there for 90 minutes talking to a Hungarian babe with huge boobs in a fishnet body stocking and killer heels about the away goals rule and marginal offside decisions. As soon as the match ended she was on her way and five minutes later I saw her blowing some guy in the downstairs kino. Try explaining that in the real world!
Later I was stopped at the top of the stairs by Luna, a petite Brazilian from the Amazon region. I'd been with her once before but her hair was somewhat different this time so I didn't immediately recognise her. Once I knew who it was she was on the list. I saw her in the main room a few minutes later with all her mates and grabbed her. We went upstairs but only a couple of rooms were free and Luna didn't want to use them, so we were kissing and fondling for ten minutes until a room she liked was available. Once in the room it was intense. DATY for about ten minutes and then 69. Luna then blew me, including deep-throating several times. We finished off with Luna on top and our mouths locked in DFK, both sweating and shuddering. It was an incredible session and definitely the best I've experienced in a paid environment.
In conclusion, Dessous day wouldn't put me off. Some girls look better in it and say they prefer it. Others, like Nina, say they like to wear less. You can still see a lot of naked bodies as they walk to the rooms and lockers.
The line-up wasn't the strongest I've seen at Artemis, but if you do your research and pick carefully you can still have an amazing time.
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Artemis Journey
i decided i would visit artemis by bicycle, for a change. i rode through many streets, some i knew, some i did not. some i knew i did not know, but went down them anyway. some i did not know that i did not know until it was too late. donald rumsfeld likes bicycles.
the traffic was moderate, considering what it was, and what it could have been, and will be at some point. all the while, i kept thinking, did i recognize girls i saw on billboards flashing by, had they seen me, did the billboards recognize me, what does recognize mean anyway. to "re" cognitize or "re" perceive something? is rebar steel just a remembrance of steel and concrete past?
but by not paying attention to the route, my speed dropped to below 15 kmh-my essential bicycle minimum. without this speed, not only is no bike journey worth a damn but also, with that loss of velocity and then self respect, the wind resistance also dropped and my massive dick (i don't mean to brag here, just stating the facts) dropped and drooped over the bike seat. with each downward peddle stroke movement, it started to swell and get more and more irritated. i started thinking, in what shape would it be for actual use once i penetrated the various walls, inorganic and organic, at artemis. i started thinking about people who actually sniff bicycle seats and wondered, could i ever do that. no i answered to myself, as who better than me, to answer to myself.
with each curve in the road, i tried to peddle faster, but it was all just too much-the swelling, the thinking, the anxiety. i wheeled into the artemis parking lot, tried to calm down. but could not. i stood astride my bike for a few minutes, taking care to put both feet down. i looked at the would be construction site-wondering what would be, would it ever be, whatever is, really ever, anyway. how could i even think of being with a woman, after this. why should i pay, when i have already paid. i just surrendered to the moment, and turned around, and simply left, knowing there would be another day at artemis, if not for me, than for others. after, all it is the journey, not the destination, is it not?
(just thought i would try to get into the swing of things, with these new literary, opium den-diary type entries in our beloved forum).
nevertheless macca 74's report below is really what it should be all about: interesting, useful, informative, brief, colorful, no narcissism, written for the audience not the author, yet still a good, sane read. bravo.
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[QUOTE=Rocketboy0;1153030]Just thought I would try to get into the swing of things, with these new literary, opium den-diary type entries in our beloved forum.[/QUOTE]
[font=Tahoma]Thanks for the ironic and humorous post [b]Rocketboy[/b], which did give me a chuckle or two! But I have to say that despite the excellent humor, I find myself somewhat in disagreement with you.
We are in agreement with regard to the necessity for a 'good report' to contain some information with regard to the FKK / Sauna Club visited, the hookers working in the club and most importantly information relating to the hookers who were taken to the room!
However, if the author of the report wants to express himself in any particular prose style, well that is ok with me as long as the English used is of a good standard, and more importantly as long as the report (as stated above) also contains relevant information about the club in question and also the ladies working in the establishment. Personally, you can learn more from a report (and particularly about the author of the report) by the type of language used in the chronicling of the days FKK / Sauna Club adventure.
The type of reports, which I do find displeasing, are the 'chit chat posts' between Club pals / acquaintances who use the forum as if it were a chat room and who provide very little information for other members. This type of post clogs up the forum and makes it difficult to find descent posts which contain good club information. There are a few acceptable exceptions to this type of 'chit chat post'. A few club acquaintances of mine tend to use this style of post but do inject some good humor and information into what they write. However this is exceptional and this style of post can easily degenerate into 'chit chat' which is meaningless to other ISG Members who are not in the circle of friends. However, after saying all the above concerning 'chit chat posts' I do have to say that at least this type of post keeps the forum alive as there are not a constant stream of high quality reports posted by ISG Members on a regular basis.
Perhaps we should have a [b]Chit-Chat Section[/b] in the [b]Germany – FKK Clubs Forum[/b] where chaps can gossip to their hearts content. I would be interested in hearing other member's opinions on whether we should have a section like this or not.
IMO the least acceptable type of report is the 'five line post' which contains no relevant information but in some even less acceptable cases sets out to mock another ISG Member. The posters intention is to big himself up at the expense of the ISG Member who is under attack. Sometimes the attack is disguised in a cowardly manner so that only those in the know will understand the true intention of the post. Many of us can be guilty of this type of post from time to time, but if this is primarily the [b]only[/b] type of post that we make, well I would be embarrassed / ashamed. Posts of this type create bad feeling amongst [b]ISG Members[/b] and prevents members reporting on the detail of their club visits. Many good members have been lost to this forum because of bickering and bad feeling. Many good members no longer report in detail because of this bad feeling. Personally I would like to see an end to this type of 'five line post' and an end to all bad feeling as it is expressed on this board.
I am sure [b]Rocketboy[/b] that we will have to agree to disagree with regard to the matter of what is or is not a 'good report'. But thank you for the ironic and humorous manner in which you have put across your opinion and thank you for giving me a chuckle or two.
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Poetique
Poetic, methinks.
[QUOTE=Rocketboy0; 1153030]I decided I would visit Artemis by bicycle, for a change. I rode through many streets, some I knew, some I did not. Some I knew I did not know, but went down them anyway. Some I did not know that I did not know until it was too late. Donald Rumsfeld likes bicycles.
I started thinking about people who actually sniff bicycle seats and wondered, could I ever do that. No I answered to myself, as who better than me, to answer to myself.
With each curve in the road, I tried to peddle faster, but it was all just too much-the swelling, the thinking, the anxiety.
(Just thought I would try to get into the swing of things, with these new literary, opium den-diary type entries in our beloved forum). [/QUOTE]
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I Rony
[QUOTE=Captain Dan;1153076][font=Tahoma]Thanks for the ironic and humorous post [b]Rocketboy[/b], which did give me a chuckle or two! But I have to say that despite the excellent humor, I find myself somewhat in disagreement with you. [b]CD[/b][/font][/QUOTE]Captain. Agree on the chat bit. The parties involved could use private messages. I too have thought there should be some sort of special thread for these Joycian stream of (un) consciousness meanderings. Not sure how that would work in practice as it obviously needs to be self-policed. Perhaps a place called Mongerati, or The Opium Den, or Letters to Penthouse Berlin, where those in need could really purge. I am all fine with states of mind, but I think recently a line really has been crossed. Some people like reading this, and some writing it. Perhaps this also saves on therapy bills.
As for my post. Irony, humour? I don't know what you mean. I came along way to share a dream. It was from the weary heart, a kind of cardiac rest. Or perhaps gas. By the way, at the risk of chat behavior, you are not I assume related to the heroic Captain Stabbin' by any chance?
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I'm not going to take the bait offered by Mr. Boy. Sundays in Berlin are sweet, life is short, and there are more interesting posts to comment on.
For instance there was a guy in January who came back to Artemis after a year's absence and gorged himself with four sessions in a night. He liked the change from his normal life:
[QUOTE=Mathias037;1113403]Here I am a bit biased, since I like what some guys call "sharking". I like girls to show some initiative, try to establish a contact and so one. I have enough of the opposite in my real life, when men need to proceed all this steps.[/QUOTE]Indeed. The switch of roles can be interesting, though initiative without originality may pall.
If you take a typical American or European bar, what you see is lots of guys putting on a swaggering front and trying to say the right things to impress sniffy chicks, all with the narrow focus of getting between the legs of one of them, any of them, that night. I've been one of those schmucks, so have most of the guys on this forum. This is what we refer to as "real life". In fact it is generally assumed, especially by the media, that these roles are embedded in our natures: that men will always be aggressive applicants, and women are always more complex emotional beings who take their pick and meanwhile try to teach the men to be more subtle in their advances.
Now what you have at Artemis is a massive role reversal where it is the women who are pleading with the guys for no-strings sex and many guys are wishing the girls wouldn't be so pushy. You know there are always the girls who won't take No for an answer, as in the legendary animations by Mike De H:
[url]http://www.angusmagee.com/?p=539[/url]
If the FKK experiment has shown anything, it has shown that women are just as bad at chatting up guys as guys are at chatting up women. When I think of some of the corny one-liners aimed at me recently ("Why don't you let your dick come into its warm house here") I can sort of empathize with the more sensitive girls in those dark bars being hit on by a ton of guys. I mean, it's educational to look through the eyes of the other side once in a while, right?
But worst of all are the girls who say things like,"OK I've already spent five minutes chatting with you, now you have to have sex with me or I'm not interested in you." These girls are victims of their frustrations because they want to hook the guy but they are only driving him away. It's understandable to a degree. In a situation of uncertainty, it takes a lot of self-control for a girl (or a guy in a bar) to stay the course and shepherd in the target.
Thoughts?
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[QUOTE=Rocketboy0;1153106]By the way, at the risk of chat behavior, you are not I assume related to the heroic Captain Stabbin' by any chance?[/QUOTE][font=tahoma]Regrettably [b]Rocketboy[/b] our only similarities are that I too am often marooned at sea but unfortunately not (very often) in the company of any fair ladies! So alas no relation!
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[QUOTE=Captain Dan; 1153076][font=Tahoma]
IMO the least acceptable type of report is the 'five line post' which contains no relevant information but in some even less acceptable cases sets out to mock another ISG Member. [/QUOTE]Hi Captain Dan, my limited english vocabulary doesn't help me but I didn't fully understand the 'five line post' concept.
Still, I'm sure I did all the rest. I do sometimes write very short answers to other posts, I do write reports where I just say I've been to Artemis and all was ok, I do forget names, etc. Etc.
I also understand that ideally all reports should be standardized to be easily searched and that any "non standard" report basically pollutes the report repository.
I think though that if the goal that we want to achieve is to have well organized and easily searchable content a forum simply is not the right tool. We would at least need a flagging system to determine which reports should be searchable and which shouldn't.
Anyways, IMHO, this forum is nice also for the chit chat and for the OT reports. I don't think people should be forced to ask themselves (too much)"am I writing a fully useful report or not?" every time. I think things should just flow a bit.
Obviously following the forum rules and the common sense.
Ciao!
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[QUOTE=The Limey; 1153108]If the FKK experiment has shown anything, it has shown that women are just as bad at chatting up guys as guys are at chatting up women. When I think of some of the corny one-liners aimed at me recently ("Why don't you let your dick come into its warm house here") I can sort of empathize with the more sensitive girls in those dark bars being hit on by a ton of guys. I mean, it's educational to look through the eyes of the other side once in a while, right?
But worst of all are the girls who say things like,"OK I've already spent five minutes chatting with you, now you have to have sex with me or I'm not interested in you." These girls are victims of their frustrations because they want to hook the guy but they are only driving him away. It's understandable to a degree. In a situation of uncertainty, it takes a lot of self-control for a girl (or a guy in a bar) to stay the course and shepherd in the target.
Thoughts? [/QUOTE]Ciao The Limey.
Thoughts:
1) I think in recent times things have changed quite a lot, in Itay at least, girls are much more active and take much more the initiative that in the past.
Some also say that the aggressiveness of girls is one of the cause of the growing number of guys turning gay, or probably accepting their latent gay side.
2) I think the samples you took to compare guys and girls is not totally correct.
On one side you have guys normally integrated in their country and culture, going out to a bar and chatting bs with girls from their same environment (work, society, culture) , trying to get between their legs.
In an FKK you have basically the same guys but facing a mix of students from germany, and a bunch or girls coming from different, poor countries, very often with a low level of instruction and for sure with a complete different background and culture. Very often girls that had a hard time in some moments of their life.
So, I don't know, but I don't think the two groups can actually be compared.
Please, I have max respect of the girls at Artemis, I really hope that my comment will not be misunderstood or misinterpreted.
Ciao
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[QUOTE=Kimino;1153156]Hi Captain Dan, my limited english vocabulary doesn't help me but I didn't fully understand the 'five line post' concept.[/QUOTE][font=tahoma]Apologies [b]Kimino[/b] the fault is mine because I failed to adequately explain the concept of the "five-line-post" or indeed the "five-line-poster".
These "five-line-posts" are made by ISG Members who [b]constantly[/b] write short reports of an antagonistic / criticising nature which are never more than ten or twelve lines in length. More often than not these "five-line-posters" publish reports of five lines or less. The important factor here is that these short posts are more often than not just criticisms of someone else or indeed just smart comments. The comments in these "five-line-posts" are written in order to "big up" the author of the post at the expense of another ISG Member. The posts almost never contain any useful information and very often those who write these "five-line-posts" just attack or criticise other ISG Members who write long detailed club reports which do actually provide some useful information. In effect these guys who constantly write short critical reports do not contribute anything positive to this forum and actually attack those who do contribute something worthwhile. Perhaps they are jealous of other's ability to write good reports or perhaps they are jealous because they cannot afford to travel to the clubs very often. Of course we all like to see a bit of banter between forum members BUT you have to earn the right to criticise. There are a few ISG Members on this forum who have hundreds of short posts which do not contain a jot of useful information. There are many members who no longer report on this forum or who are more circumspect about what they say on this forum because of the constant barrage of criticism which is directed at them or at others whom the know. Constant criticism of this nature just creates bad feeling and is actually damaging the forum. Of course many of us (including myself) from time to time write short chit-chat type reports which do not have much intrinsic value as such. These reports can clog up the board with useless infromation but they are harmless in intent and at least keep the board ticking over.
What I would like to do is draw attention to the phenomenon of the "five-line-poster" who more often than not just constantly criticises and makes smart comments. There are guys with hundreds of these posts and who contribute nothing to this forum but this type of post. Worse still they constantly attack ISG Members who actually write informative reports. Personally I would like to see an end to this type of 'five-line-post' and an end to all bad feeling as it is expressed on this board.
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Thanks for the explanation Captain Dan, all is clear now!
So, is anybody dropping in at Artemis in the next 2 days?
I'll be there Tue (late afternoon onwards) and Wed (late afternoon till morning) , it would be super nice to meet some other forum members.
Pm if you would like to meet.
Kimino
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Artemis 2011-05-07
Short comment on line up on the 7th of May. Beautiful Romanian a cups, nice ass, short hear around 27 years old, (between 25-32 is my target age it makes them mature an IHMO honestly horny) shoulder length brown hair, only dressed in high heals and pearls sorry forgot her name. Great performer a real GFE wanted to see into my eyes to see if she wanted to go to the room with me. I spend an hour as I usually do for the first session. This girl clearly said to me that she doesn't to anal but after the first pop in which I carefully massaged her anus she let me put my best friend in the second whole. All in all a great experience. I really like when session go a different way then negotiated it just makes a my FKK trip.
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Artemis 6th May – Day 1 – Maria & Maria
Artemis 6th May – Day 1 – Maria & Maria.
Just came back from a week-end in Berlin. I went two times at Artemis, first day was on Friday. The club was full of girls this day& night: around 150 according to Maria, +100 according to Cherry and Marketa (separately questioned). I confirmed the three of them: there were too many girls on Friday (and also on Saturday but I wasn't there but I trust the girls).
Too many girls + few customers = less business for the girls. And constant harassment from any of them (even in the kitchen, they were chasing for you). Obviously, not a good night: too many stresses for the girls and the customers. That is why I didn't come back on Saturday (and chose Sunday instead).
From my previous visit to Artemis, I had a very good impression from two girls: Sheenya and Maria. Well, only one the two were there this week-end: Maria.
I saw Maria at the entrance playing with Kathleen at the gaggling machine. I went immediately to her. 'Hey Maria, how are you? '. Kisses. 'Great darling'. No need to chat for more, we went to room for more privacy. 'How is your day? '. 'Too many girls today can't work correctly unfortunately'. 'Yeah, that's a pity I don't feel at ease either'. Move to another subject more physical.
Maria is from Hungary, she is in her mid twenties. Blond (but very blond this day, had an extended coloration I guess). A little bit tall. Not skinny but 'in chair' (for me she has lost weight from my previous visit even if she pretend not). Overall, very nice body. Still wearing the same pinky belt that she used then to wreck her hair when having sex. Very nice face (she look like this actress Elaine Vassal (famous in the TV show Ally McBeal where she was playing the role of Jane, Ally's main assistant).
Very sensual blowjob. She used perfectly of her body to make your dick hard. She has no taboo, you can do everything with her. I did. Great time, great sex. Recommended for sure.
Had a break and came back in the evening. Same atmosphere, overgrown by girls chasing any dick to suck. All of this makes me sick of them and I admit a little bit unkind with them at the end.
So I went to the kino downstairs and wait for her. And she came to me. Maria was the only girls I wanted to go with that night (unfortunately) for the reasons mentioned before.
She was also upset by this day. So we took time to chat in the backseat of the kino observing all the people coming in and out from it. As I don't speak German, she was translating me of the discussion we could here from there. Many laugh kisses and caresses. When I was finally hard, I asked her to suck me there. That was great! We continued then in room for more action. Same, same. Sexy, sweaty, smiley and funny. Such a great smile (and body).
Thank to Maria, I had a great time but I regret some other girls' attitude that night.
LOL7
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A-Team Tuesday visit
Real nice meeting Charlie123, Angus and Rocketboy yesterday. Had real fun chatting and sharing point of views.
BTW, sorry if I vanished around midnight, when I came out of a room nobody was around and I was starving so decided to go out for some decent food but didn't come back.
I'm sure this didn't ruin your evening. Ahahah.
Lineup: not particularly good, still more than enough to have a very nice time. Lot's of new faces, quite a few missing of my favs. Renee, Laura, Helena, Manuela (there but not working).
Place never crowded.
BTW, heard from a girl that there should be a medical conference or something and that there shoul be quite a crowd in the next 3 days, maybe vapourware maby not.
Was, and still am, in a mood for new girls.
Massi (or Marci, Marcy or whatever). Romanian from Costanza. Said she has only been here since 3 weeks. Long black hair, very nice face and body, pony tail. 22 but looks 25 or something. Good session, sweet, nothing really particular to note. Good chemistry but probably won't repeat soon. Recommended.
Prada. Romanian from Costanza, yes again. Brown / blond slightly curly hair, partially held in some way. Maybe not an optiflick and not looking like the usual Romanian, not the best of the bodies but good enough. Blue eyes. Hangs around the upstair bar. Can't think of other details to give. Extremely sweet, very nice session. I recommend and will repeat.
This said, think I'll try another couple of new girls from Costanza today. In particular there's one that I've been avoiding because she had quite an aggressive approach that I don't stand at all, but she looks great and maybe in the room she is going to be different.
I'll be there around 5/6 pm, friend Charlie should be there too. If anyone else wants to join.
Lingerie day, yesssssssss!
Ciao
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Different environment. Different rules.
[QUOTE=Kimino; 1153158]Ciao The Limey.
Thoughts:
1) I think in recent times things have changed quite a lot, in Itay at least, girls are much more active and take much more the initiative that in the past.
Some also say that the aggressiveness of girls is one of the cause of the growing number of guys turning gay, or probably accepting their latent gay side.
2) I think the samples you took to compare guys and girls is not totally correct.
On one side you have guys normally integrated in their country and culture, going out to a bar and chatting bs with girls from their same environment (work, society, culture) , trying to get between their legs.
In an FKK you have basically the same guys but facing a mix of students from germany, and a bunch or girls coming from different, poor countries, very often with a low level of instruction and for sure with a complete different background and culture. Very often girls that had a hard time in some moments of their life.
So, I don't know, but I don't think the two groups can actually be compared.
Please, I have max respect of the girls at Artemis, I really hope that my comment will not be misunderstood or misinterpreted.
Ciao[/QUOTE]Okay, the guys who think an FKK (or terma for that matter) is the same as a regular bar, night club, or lounge have seriously wandered off the reservation. They are WORLDS apart because the underlying motivation for a woman in an FKK is financial. She is at her place of employment (competitive environment) and her aggressiveness is just part of the job. (Shy salespeople have skinny kids!) If you take that same "undereducated, culturally different" girl into a regular nightclub, you will see a different set of behaviors because the motivation is about FUN and enjoyment. Any woman attractive enough to be hired by an FKK or terma can easily have her physical needs met in a bar / night club / lounge without being uber aggressive. She just has to look available and plenty of guys will volunteer for the position.
To take things a step further, in certain night clubs where the (non-pro) women are gorgeous and the men are wealthy, you find women on the hunt for a rich husband / boyfriend / sugar daddy. Those women tend to be slightly more aggressive because of the competitive nature of the environment and the underlying financial incentive. I say slightly more aggressive because they have to walk the line between sexy, long term girlfriend versus trashy one night stand. Again, it's the underlying motivation or incentive that drives the women's external behavior.
P. S. No straight man "TURNS" gay because of an aggressive woman.
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[QUOTE=Kimino; 1153158]Ciao The Limey.
2) I think the samples you took to compare guys and girls is not totally correct.
On one side you have guys normally integrated in their country and culture, going out to a bar and chatting bs with girls from their same environment (work, society, culture) , trying to get between their legs.
In an FKK you have basically the same guys but facing a mix of students from germany, and a bunch or girls coming from different, poor countries, very often with a low level of instruction and for sure with a complete different background and culture. Very often girls that had a hard time in some moments of their life.
So, I don't know, but I don't think the two groups can actually be compared. [/QUOTE]So you reckon they can't be compared because you feel sorry for the girls in Artemis? Well firstly I can think of a lot of reasons to feel sorry for guys selling themselves in American bars too! But actually I think the girls in Artemis are doing OK compared to 95% of the world's population. Sure some of them come from poor backgrounds, but they are the smart and lucky ones who have "made it". If they wanted to do something else, they'd be doing something else. They are international freelancers. Their clients are international too.
I might feel sorry for the girls in King George but not Artemis girls.
So if I have misunderstood your point let me know, but basically I still think the situations are symmetrical and my analogy holds true.
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How big of a difference is it going to Artemis in the middle of the week compared to being there on fri / sat / sun? Are you going to miss most of the really hot girls or what?
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A-team (a different one) on Wednesday
Met with Charlie around 6pm. There was a bit more people than on Tuesday. Same lineup.
After a while Zimmerbaby joined in, great guy, we stayed together until 5 when I left after he disapeared with a girl.
My plan to keep on going only with girls from Costanza failed miserably but my second plan of only going with girls I never sessioned with was "almost" a success.
A very intersting day.
Janice.
Half cuban half spanish. Said her father is a gipsy. Yes Norjan, no kidding!
Beautiful body, dark long hair, pony tail, kind of sweet. Dressed with colourful brazilian style underwear.
Absolutely no chemistry, to the point I thought of quitting without coming just to save a shot. *Obviously personal but I would never repeat. The girl did everything one would expect but simply I really didn't like it. A real bad start.
But then. Adelina.
Romanian from Costanza, she said. She also said she was half from another place that she couldn't tell, I have a gut feeling about this but who cares anyway.
Blue eyes, big body, extremely intriguing for me. Extensions, brown hair.
A bit crazy, very mental.
I had an incredible session with her, super super hot and really in the mood of playing.
Off I went with Charlie to have some decent food and take a break from the place. When we came back, we hung around a bit then Charlie went off with somebody and I took Adelina for a second very nice session.
About a year and a half ago, I sessioned in the same evening with Marketta and a friend of her. A Czech girl that I enjoyed very very much. After that day, I never saw her again, or maybe I did saw her once but didn't realize it was her. This time I saw a girl that I found very attractive, I asked her if we ever sessioned together and she told me the whole story. Really cool.
Esther.
Czech, curly hair, late twenties maybe more. She only comes in a few days a week.
Very pretty, another very very nice session. She is really positive, likes to laugh and have fun but very hot. I recommend and will repeat.
At 5 I left. Looks like this will be my last visit to Artemis before September.
Think it was a great visit.
Thanks to all the gang for the time we spent together.
Ciao.
Kimino.
@the limey.
You asked for thoughts, I gave you mine. Couldn't care less to start an argument with you on this.
Ciaoooo
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[QUOTE=Ossus;1154231]How big of a difference is it going to Artemis in the middle of the week compared to being there on fri / sat / sun? Are you going to miss most of the really hot girls or what?[/QUOTE]From my own observations there are actually a lot of great girls who are at Artemis in the week but who don't seem to be there at weekends. Have a great time!
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[QUOTE=Kimino; 1154299]About a year and a half ago, I sessioned in the same evening with Marketta and a friend of her. A Czech girl that I enjoyed very very much. After that day, I never saw her again, or maybe I did saw her once but didn't realize it was her. This time I saw a girl that I found very attractive, I asked her if we ever sessioned together and she told me the whole story. Really cool.
Esther.
Czech, curly hair, late twenties maybe more. She only comes in a few days a week.
Very pretty, another very very nice session. She is really positive, likes to laugh and have fun but very hot. I recommend and will repeat. [/QUOTE]Esther is an attractive GFE. She also works at Globe in Zurich where her name is Susanna. She has been working there a few years and there are reviews on the Swiss 6profi. Com forum (in German). She was at Globe last Saturday and for at least several days before that. She has a nice pair of fake boobs and a very attractive face with, as you say, lovely curly hair. Unfortunately she is a bit unadventurous in the room for my tastes, although she will give a BJ in the kino, so I have had just the one session with her at Artemis and did not repeat at Globe, however I think that she would make a great escort as she has an entertaining personality.
I will be at Artemis in September too!
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[QUOTE=London Traveller; 1154368]Esther is an attractive GFE. She also works at Globe in Zurich where her name is Susanna. She has been working there a few years and there are reviews on the Swiss 6profi. Com forum (in German). She was at Globe last Saturday and for at least several days before that. She has a nice pair of fake boobs and a very attractive face with, as you say, lovely curly hair. Unfortunately she is a bit unadventurous in the room for my tastes, although she will give a BJ in the kino, so I have had just the one session with her at Artemis and did not repeat at Globe, however I think that she would make a great escort as she has an entertaining personality.
I will be at Artemis in September too![/QUOTE]I know this girl. I went with her at Globe once. She is really nice and very pretty. I'd have liked to see her again. Pity I didn't notice her yesterday.
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[QUOTE=Charlie 123; 1154541]I know this girl. I went with her at Globe once. She is really nice and very pretty. I'd have liked to see her again. Pity I didn't notice her yesterday.
Charlie[/QUOTE]Remember last night when I was telling you that I noticed a girl with curly hair that was attracting me a lot? It was her. Terrible memory I have.
Ciao
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Last week I tried out the club again, and for two hours got approached by hordes of 6s and 7s (buck naked of course) and chatted briefly with a couple of 8s. Finally while climbing the stairs I saw a vision at the top and felt I was ascending to heaven. Jennifer from the Dominican Republic, a clear 9. Measurements: whatever the ideal ones are. I resurrected my Spanish, and felt something else stir as well. When I told her that she was just my type she became sympathetic, and it wasn't long before I was eating cream puff in Angel Forest.
I continue to be sad about the large number of girls who act offended when I explain to them that I cannot entertain them on a particular day. I am only one man. I am not a machine. I cannot do the whole kaboodle, much as I would like to.
Do other guys experience this or am I just beating off my own drum?
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Artemis 8th May – Day 2 – Cherry, Marketa & Marketa
'Everyday is like Sunday' (Morrissey) so I came back to Artemis by Sunday.
Less many girls (and customers) , as mentioned before Friday and Saturday were too busy days for girls so most of them didn't came on Sunday.
I have noticed two girls on Friday, I tried to met them on Sunday.
Cherry, German girl. But look like the standard German girl as she has Turkish blood (= sunny skin). Black hair, a little curvy. Glasses. Sexy one. Beautiful face. Young, in her mid 20's. Good English. Nice tits but that week-end she hurt herself doing something I didn't understand (too much noise when she told me.) so she had a scratch on her left breast. And big butt.
She welcomed me with a big 'Hi' when I first met her. I felt it good so find her back in the min enter. No need big told went into room immediately.
Very hygienic, I had to wash my hand and of course my dick with her private gel. Whatever. She sucked me very quickly as I was already hard. Then I wanted her ass, so I fucked her from behind looking at the mirror in from of us. I would admit that I loved it: watching her butt moving each time I was fucking her was such a great sensation. And of course, I came which so much grace between her legs. I kissed her and just said 'Thank you'.
I tried to meet her again in the evening but she was already gone.
Marketa, from Czech Republic. 27 years old. Fake blond, curvy hair, very nice. Beautiful face. Wonderful and perfect body. If she had 10cm higher she could have been easily a model. One of the girls I really wanted to go with as she is so beautiful.
1st session: we started by a blowjob in the downstairs kino then into room. I felt in love when I watch her from behind climbing up the stair, such a body! Blowjob again. Very good. She is in the business for time now, so she know how to do it. Couldn't stop caressing her body when she was taking care of my dick. 'I love your body, do you do sport? ' 'No, only sex here darling'. Smile. Then we move into several positions. Her pussy is very tight, so it hurts her when you are doing it too strongly. I alternate between slow motion and hard fuck, it was so nice to see her face turning into scream! I love to fuck her. At the end, she was so in pain that I finished in her mouth with a blowjob. 'You like to jump (*) but my pussy is painful now. ' (*) in better English, she would mean to fuck fast or hard.
Very good social time then. I questioned her about her experienced here at Artemis, her country, the kind of guys she has met. She is very nice and took the time to chat with me (without watching the time).
2nd session: no other girl that day, so I waited for Marketa again. During all the waiting time, I was chasing by a young Romanian girl. I catch Marketa in the escalator (she was finishing with two old guys). 'Who came first? '. 'The older one! '. Smile.
I did it very slowly this time. Remembering her pain from first session. We took our time as the day wasn't that busy for her. I love her body. That was so good being between her legs (and in her mouth). I would definitely see her again.
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My repeat visit on Saturday April 15
after the previous days exercises i tried to get a good nights sleep although i never sleep very well in another bed than my own at home. woke up tired and got a late breakfast at the ibis messe hotel around 10am.
i have been in berlin before and seen most of the sights already, so nothing big to do – went to the area around kadewe and tried to do some shopping. but it was not very successful – my mind was elsewhere – my memory kept replaying images of the hot naked women walking around the bar area in artemis. got some lunch in the upper floors of kadewe in the 'feinschmecker' department. very recommendable by the way.
i took the trains to the tv tower wanting to see the view over berlin from above. however there was a 2 hour wait for a time slot, so i gave up, and decided to head back to the hotel. there is a 'radio tower' near the messe where you can also get up and see the view – it is not equally tall, but berlin is flat so you can still see all of it from there. when i got back to westkreuz however i was tired, skipped all thoughts of towers, and went back to the hotel to sleep / relax some hours.
after some rest it was time to live up to my handle on this site: 'frej' or 'freyr' is the norse god for fertility, and agricultural success – especially the drinkable end products of the agriculture (i. e. mead which is a predecessor for beer). in this case my version of frej would have to skip some of the mead, but instead make up for it in the fertility department.
furthermore my version of frej has heard about christianity. he however does not understand the combination of the concepts 'love thy next' and 'fornication is a sin' – this seems very conflicting for a norse god. frej has therefore decided that the last concept must be an irrelevant mistake and focuses on the first concept in the slightly evolved version which says 'love as many of thy next as possible! . . since norse gods has never heard of homosexuality frej therefore focuses on loving the hot women – especially those at artemis. .
i guess that basically sums ups the depths of my religious beliefs. keep it simple – and also comfortable.
to the important parts:
i arrived at artemis around 5 pm. place was a bit relaxed at this time. not so many clients and girls yet – night shift would take some time to arrive. still plenty of stunners.
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heather (romania, but lives in frankfurt) , young (early 20'ies) , very pretty face and eyes, dark auburn hair, around 160cm, slim but not superslim body.
after strolling a bit around on the middle and lower floor i noticed heather sitting in a couch. i remembered her from early the day before, but i did not see her for the rest of the evening. i went and talked to her – she spoke good english. turns out that the reason she was not seen yesterday evening was because a client had booked her for the whole evening. i quickly got a feeling of why.
heather has hidden a lot of intelligence beneath her beautiful exterior. where many girls just talk and talk without mentioning anything relevant or reply to your conversation without thinking, then heather actually listens very closely to what you say, and thinks for a few seconds before respond to it. it feels like her beautiful eyes can read some of your mind and that ability will be used to make you feel more at ease and comfortable. a bit mysterious and very intriguing.
so i decided to go to the room with heather. she was quite interesting to talk too. for the sex part i decided to ask her if she did cim, because it is more difficult for me to cum by a blowjob, and the first pop i do in a day normally comes to fast. she did do cim. we had a very good warm up, with kissing and fondling and she also did good owo. a nice prolonged blow job which ended with me cumming in her mouth.
we talked some more, and i liked her company a lot. i pondered about extending for ½ hour more. but i was getting hungry for some food, and i had a long mental 'to do list' of other hotties, and knew that my dick had a limited amount of shots – so i decided not to. maybe that was a mistake – she was nice company. a very good gfe experience.
we went down to the lockers and i paid her the 110 euros and i think i gave a tip of 20 euros also.
hit the showers and then time for some food: food at artemis was as usual not very inspiring, but at least it is edible, and then i don't each to much. after eating i went downstairs to relax a little. took some sauna for a while followed by a shower. i wanted to order some water at the downstairs bar to rehydrate properly after the sauna. in the downstairs bar also sat this black haired girl, which i fell into conversation with.
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nina, (chech republic) , mid 20'ies (is my guess) , dark hair, above average height, slim but with a well proportioned body, medium sized breasts.
nina was nice to talk to – i had noticed her before as a good looker, but she was often busy. this time the opportunity presented itself. after a little talk we agreed to go to the room. she suggested trying one of the downstairs rooms next to the porn kino – i have never tried one of those before. we agreed on a normal 30 minutes session. to be honest the room annoyed me – the noise from the porn kino i could make do with, but someone was rolling laundry on noisy wheels and i could hear people talk and the girls walk in high heels – quite distracting.
we started out kissing each other – nina is a nice gfe experience when it comes to that. my memory is a little hazy but i think we did 69 as a warmup. she said that my dick was big – with nina i was not worried that the size would be a problem – she is slim but not petite and she appeared experienced. and it was not a problem at any point either.
after a while nina started riding me on top while kissing. she did that quite fine – for some reason i can rarely come in this position. after that i wanted to do doggy, and we started doing that. wow – she really has a perfect hourglass figure to look at in that position – and a very well shaped ass. i was pounding away and enjoying myself. my dick was getting more and more used, so it took a while before i could come. after all this would be the 5th cumshot in only 2 days. but it ended with a good satisfying orgasm.
after we talked a little about everything. nina is nice to talk to. in the end we had to go upstairs to the lockers and i paid her the 60 euros + a tip (forgot how much). it had been a good session but for some reason i do not remember it so well here 1½ months later – guess it cannot have been that special.
after that i was a bit spent, and i decided to sleep / relax a couple of hours on one of the sunbeds downstairs. after a well deserved rest it was time again. it would be one of my last sessions before i had to go back to scandinavia again, so i wanted something spectacular.
upstairs i noticed heather (from before) sitting at the bar with antonella (see the report for yesterday) nearby.
heather had in out earlier session spoken about how well she did duos with antonella. so 'why not? ' i thought.
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duo with heather (from before) and antonella, romania, blond, small, petite, slim, freckles, average looking face. both girls around the same height.
i went and talked to heather, and complimented her lovely eyes. we talked a little but it did not take long for her to ask if i had come to do a duo with her and antonella then? well, i guess my mind was not so difficult to read at that point. i feigned a bit of hesitation. the thing is i do not like lesbi shows very much in a duo – the guys i have tried it feels akward just watching and wondering if the girls are faking – and to pay 50 euros extra to each for that seems crazy, when what i really want is to be part of the action – after all i can watch lesbi sex for free on the internet.
so i talked a little with heather about not doing the lesbian show and we agreed on a normal duo for 60 euros to each. of the 2 girls i was most turned on by heather, but atonella was ok, and it is important that the 2 girls can work together.
we went to a room upstairs, and i was a little nervous. it is always a bit intimidating to be outnumbered by 2 beautiful women in a single room – knowing that one is about to have sex with them.
anyway they tried their best to make me calm down and we started cuddling a bit with me having one arm around each of them. it is nice to lie on a bed being the center of 2 hot girls. it rather quickly escalated into them fondling my cock. and from that into them alternating between sucking my cock by turn and kissing me – i think one of the licked my balls too.
time to put a condom on for some sex – they asked which one i wanted first and i said heather (i actually never got to 'bone' her in the session earlier). heather started riding me on top – i suspect that she might have been struggling a bit with my size, but she never said anything – but neither did she say very much else, so that is why i suspect – maybe it was just in the beginning.
after a good ride it was time to shift to doing antonella (also with a shift of condom). she started riding me also, while heather scratched my balls. after a while we changed to doggy position – while i was fucking antonella from behind heather got the idea to stand with legs spead over antonelle facing me, so she could first kiss me and i could then lick and fondle her tits and body.
unfortunately after a while we reached the point where my dick started to reach the point of exhaustion – and my legs too. my legs started to hurt from doing the doggy, and my dick started to loose its cohesion. i needed to stop and lie down – bad timing. however the girls quickly suggested a fix for that: i could lie down while they would finish me by cim. i knew off course that it would cost 2*50 eur extra, but i accepted anyway. they both did a good blowjob – it took quite a while before i could cum. in the end i think it was antonella who took the majority of the load although heather pitched in a bit (so she could rightfully get the 50 eur bonus i suspect). i am not entirely sure – i was kind of busy with my big orgasm.
talked for a bit and calmed down – it had been a quite long session. then we went downstairs and i paid them their 110 euros each i. e. 220 euro total. i thought about giving them a tip, but realised that i was almost out of cash, so no tip – anyway the 50*2 cim extra kind of functioned as a tip.
i don't know – i am still not so fond of duos. this was one of the better ones, but i still find it a bit awkward to suddenly have 2 girls to communicate with. did they do a good job? answer is yes. was it really worth 220 euros for me? not really when compared to, that i could have had 3-4 normal sessions for the same price. but we only live once.
now. i was now almost out of cash, my dick was rather tired and almost 'lost it' in the last session, and it was getting late. so maybe it was time to go home?
nonono – it would be a long time before i could come back to artemis again – i still had plenty of desire left, and my mental 'to do' list was far from finished.
so i put one of my credit cards into the cash machine behind the reception and got some cash out. ingested a little bit of blue pill to 'help against the tiredness'. went downstairs for a shower and a short relax period and some water.
after not so long i was again 'ready for action', and went upstairs to the bar area to find a girl for a final session for the night.
unfortunately it was getting close to midnight and the place had gotten rather busy. there were not so many girls left in the bar area – many were busy upstairs. so it took a while before one of the girls on my 'to do' list actually appeared.
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belinda, russian / german, tall, brunette, very slim body, size a breasts, mid to late 20'ies.
in the end i ended up picking belinda. she has her origins from russia, but now lives in germany as speaks fluent german. i remember speaking both a bit of english and german with her.
anyway we went upstairs – there was a 5-10 minute wait for a room, but that was fine with me – gave a chance to talk a bit with her before.
i do not recall so many details of the session – except that she had a hot body, was eager to please, and she kissed with tongue. we did a number of different positions and i ended up cumming in the doggy position. afterwards we did a bit of pillowtalk – no rush there – unfortunately she had learned to speak german so fast that i could not understand all that she was saying. but it was nice and she is quite a cheerful woman.
all in all it was a satisfying last session for 60 euros. now unfortunately it was way past midnight and i had to get back to the hotel and sleep a good number of hours so i would be able to drive my car home the next day.
saturday nights total damages: 80 (entrance) + 110 + 60 + 220 + 60 = 530 eur + some tips.
so i showered one last time, redressed and went back to the ibis messe.
the sunday the trip home was rather uneventful – except that i got near the 250 km / h topspeed again on the no speed limit part of the autobahn towards rostock &61514; .
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Frej Of Asgaard, great report you did enjoy Artemis.
Ménage à trois is more fun if you take 1 hour or more, to relax and build up the excitement and if the girls clicked is amazing.
But with the Artemis rate longer session with 2 girls is not cheap.
Nille
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Looking for a girl
I'm going to be at Artemis on the 4th of June I'm looking to meet a Bulgarian girl named Petra from, who lives when not in Berlin, Sunny Beach area. At my last visit to Artemis in April she wasn't there has anyone seen her since.
Please give me a shout if anyone has seen her since.
Many thanks
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Monday stop at Artemis.
Back in Europe for a few days and of course had to check out one of my favorite FKKs. Arrived in Artemis around 4PM & got cleaned up. Met some of the regular players (ie, Ella, Isabella, the cute Thai chick. Not Inka but the other Thai gal, etc.) and scoped out the scene for a while. Saw a few cuties that caught my eyes but didn't make any connections. I did chat for a while with a gal named Camille from Rio. She had a pretty decent body on her & like most Brasileiras she loved to talk. Apparently she can speak several languages but for the most part we talked to each other in Portuguese. Was tempted to give her a try (got the impression that she would be wild in the sack) but I decided to cool my heels for a bit and I hit the gym instead. Besides, I go to Brazil a few times each year so when I'm in Europe I prefer to spend my time with the Euro-Babes.
Talked a bit with the boss guy and a cool chap from Japan. When I returned to the bar after a good shower the place had livened up a bit. A German lady with big knockers and long blonde hair talked to me for a bit, forgot her name but I see her every time I'm there. She seemed like a cool lady. Said "Hi" to Joy. I remember having a good time with her a few trips back.
Being a guy who likes variety, I was disappointed in the lack of new faces on the scene. However, one new lady did catch my eyes. A petite gal with light-brown skin and curly black hair. She had a nice little apple shaped ass (you know how the Devil loves apples) and she was quite bouncy & energetic. I assumed she was from Brazil as well since she was hanging out at a corner of the bar where some Brazilian ladies where. After a bit of wandering around I made my way over to that area and plopped down on a couch. This little lass was talking with a dark skinned gal and it was her friend that asked me if I wanted to do a threesome. When I replied that I generally prefer one on one encounters the little cutie walked up to me and introduced herself as Zoey and she was from Holland.
Zoey (Kim). Lean and petite Dutch gal. Pretty face. Nice little butt. Dutch / Brazilian mix. Very friendly, loved to talk, huge butterfly tattoe on her right side, tongue ring. We sat around talking for about an hour; I finally suggested that we go to a room. She was very GFE with me and I would say we both had a good time. She said that she was new to the P4P scene. All I can say is that she surely isn't a hardened pro. Yet.
There was a cute German chick from Dortmund who offered only massage with handjob. It told her that I can go to any number of AMPs around the world if that's all I was looking for.
Later in the night I spied one of the hot Bulgarian gals that I had fun with lmy last time there. Around the same time, Corra a fairly tall & lean blonde from Hamburg came up and sat beside me. I really liked the black fishnet suit that she was wearing. She had a nice lean body with full & natural boobs (not that I would care if they weren't real). She was a tad business-like but we still had a respectable time together. She found my attempts to speak German to be "cute". Don't no whether I should be insulted or amused by that.
Couldn't spend much time in Berlin this trip. Wanted to visit greener pastures in Vienna.
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Timing is everything
[QUOTE=Devilspinkick; 1157521]Couldn't spend much time in Berlin this trip. Wanted to visit greener pastures.
- DSK[/QUOTE]Ah DSK- if you' the only stayed at Artemis, how different the world might be. None of that Rikers Island business.
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[QUOTE=Devilspinkick; 1157521]There was a cute German chick from Dortmund who offered only massage with handjob. It told her that I can go to any number of AMPs around the world if that's all I was looking for.
- DSK[/QUOTE]I can't believe she is getting away with that, she should be kicked out of Artemis, all the girls at Artemis should offer the minimum standard service of FS and BBBJ for half hour.
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[QUOTE=Mac75;1157840]I can't believe she is getting away with that, she should be kicked out of Artemis, all the girls at Artemis should offer the minimum standard service of FS and BBBJ for half hour.[/QUOTE]She offerd that to me also. She have short brown hair and my travel pal bangde her and she offerd very limited service and massage.
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[QUOTE=Rocketboy0;1157692]Ah DSK- if you' the only stayed at Artemis, how different the world might be. None of that Rikers Island business.[/QUOTE]What is Rikers Island? Is it one of the islands in Hawaii? I plan to visit Honolulu for the first time in a couple of months. I've heard that the scene there is pretty good. Hard to imagine in a state that's part of America.
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[QUOTE=Mac75;1157840]I can't believe she is getting away with that, she should be kicked out of Artemis, all the girls at Artemis should offer the minimum standard service of FS and BBBJ for half hour.[/QUOTE]Yeh, in Berlin I visit one of the Longmas or Yoko when I just want a good rub 'and tug. I'm sure there are some guys who would take her offer. But not me.
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Todo, we are not in Kansas anymore
[QUOTE=Devilspinkick;1158101]What is Rikers Island? Is it one of the islands in Hawaii?- DSK[/QUOTE]Riker's is an very unwellness spa just east of Manhattan. Your namesake resided there most of last week.
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Generally the downstairs area is much quieter than the upstairs at Artemis. It is like they come down one at a time to walk naked by the edge of the swimming pool and strut their stuff.
Does anybody know what the exact regulations are on frauleins in the downstairs area?
Then of course there is the dining area, where they don towels and turn into nuns. The same girl who was cavorting naked on the bar, and rubbing her pussy desperately in your face while chanting obscenities suddenly turns into the most virtuous of ladies once she hits the cucumber section. Dare to wink at her and shamefully she will avert her eyes. It feels like a boarding school where any boy-girl interaction is frowned on. But once you cross that threshold again, she will throw the towel to the winds and start fondling your family jewels.
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[QUOTE=Devilspinkick; 1158101]What is Rikers Island? Is it one of the islands in Hawaii? I plan to visit Honolulu for the first time in a couple of months.
- DSK[/QUOTE]When you go to Hawaii, you will be offered a lei, and that's a good thing, (flower wreath on your neck).
Rikers Island, on-the-other-hand, is a penal institution for New York City, & the name of the island it sits on. Not a place to go for a lei!
Myr.
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[QUOTE=Myrmidon; 1158160]When you go to Hawaii, you will be offered a lei, and that's a good thing, (flower wreath on your neck).
Rikers Island, on-the-other-hand, is a penal institution for New York City, & the name of the island it sits on. Not a place to go for a lei!
Myr. [/QUOTE]Oh. Well I guess if I was a NY native I would know. I've lived most of my life in the mountain states & the west coast. I had always thought that Sing-Sing was a fictional place until one day as I rode the railway from NYC to Poughkeepsie (crappy town BTW) the train stopped at Sing-Sing. Learn something new every day. Seriously, if there is a hell then it must be a place with only dudes. The horror!
Back to more positive subjects. Look forward to a return trip to Berlin and definitely plan to spend more time to enjoy the scene there.
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First timer.
I'll be in Berlin next Friday to Monday and I am planning on a visit to Artemis on Sunday.
And I was wondering if anyone could give me any pointers on what to expect and generally how to go about it as I've never been to a brothel before but I definitely want to check it out.
I've been reading through a lot of the pages and have some idea what to expect but if anyone could enlighten me a bit more I would appreciate it a lot.
As I understand it it's 80 euro to get in and 60 euro for 30 min with one girl and extra for various other stuff they may or may not be inclined to perform.
Also, I'm a huge fan of very large breasts and was wondering if there is any chance for that at all.
My plan is to head in there and check out the girls and the place for a bit and see how I feel about it all. I've never paid for sex before (unless dinner and a movie counts).
So, I'll see what happens with me or not.
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Newbie Redux
[QUOTE=Ceaston;1158215]I'll be in Berlin next Friday to Monday and I am planning on a visit to Artemis on Sunday. As I understand it it's 80 euro to get in and 60 euro for 30 min with one girl and extra for various other stuff they may or may not be inclined to perform. Also, I'm a huge fan of very large breasts and was wondering if there is any chance for that at all. My plan is to head in there and check out the girls[/QUOTE]C-
[url]http://www.angusmagee.com/?p=690[/url]
Is THE definitive word on Artemis and well worth a read. Your pricing info correct except the norm is kissing & BBBJ included as part of standard service. You should be clear about this and ask before heading upstairs, in a charming and relaxed fashion, after 10 min chit chat, assuming you feel a good vibe. Talk get to see their reaction and if it's not fun and relaxed, don't be afraid to pass. Don't be blinded by beauty alone. Usually more than a handful of breasts will be available, though some will be engineered, so you need not worry on that front. However, Sundays can be a bit slower-many girls have worked Fri & Sat and take a day off, so you might actually want to turn up those nights. I would suggest get there by 1900, get settled in, walk around relax etc. Take your time. It is not a race. The full night team will be in place by 8pm, they will be fresh then, and crowds if any very managable. It can get busy (but by no means intolerable-just more waiting for rooms, a little more competition for the best etc.) after 2200, but difficult to predict in advance. A good strategy is get an initial session going before 2100, then just see how the evening goes. You'll do fine and we look forward to a report.
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[url]http://www.angusmagee.com/?p=690[/url]
Is THE definitive word on Artemis and well worth a read. Your pricing info correct except the norm is kissing & BBBJ included as part of standard service. You should be clear about this and ask before heading upstairs, in a charming and relaxed fashion, after 10 min chit chat, assuming you feel a good vibe. Talk get to see their reaction and if it's not fun and relaxed, don't be afraid to pass. Don't be blinded by beauty alone. Usually more than a handful of breasts will be available, though some will be engineered, so you need not worry on that front. However, Sundays can be a bit slower-many girls have worked Fri & Sat and take a day off, so you might actually want to turn up those nights. I would suggest get there by 1900, get settled in, walk around relax etc. Take your time. It is not a race. The full night team will be in place by 8pm, they will be fresh then, and crowds if any very managable. It can get busy (but by no means intolerable-just more waiting for rooms, a little more competition for the best etc.) after 2200, but difficult to predict in advance. A good strategy is get an initial session going before 2100, then just see how the evening goes. You'll do fine and we look forward to a report. [/QUOTE]Much appreciated, thanks!
I've read up on a lot more reports and the link you provided and I feel I've gotten a feel for the place, in theory at least. I am really looking forward to Berlin this coming weekend now. Taking my time and getting a feel of the atmosphere inside Artemis seems like the best tip. Not jumping at the chance to get with the first good looking girl who approaches me but taking it slow and relax and just see how the night progresses before indulging myself.
My biggest concern is perhaps that I will enjoy it too much (if there is such a thing) as I'm a lean, fairly built, fairly good looking guy at 27 who aren't afraid of women. But I got a mental budget already in my head but I suspect it is easy to loose oneself in a place like that, filled with hot naked girls. Last time I was in Las Vegas (strip club only) I ended up stumbling out of the place at 6 in the morning and about 2000 euro poorer so I will try to avoid something similar this time but without alcohol I guess I should be fine.
I feel like I've gotten the jist of it, how to act inside etc but I guess there is just so much one can read up on before actually experiencing it first hand. But I am really excited to see for myself, as you can probably tell.
I'll keep having fun reading reports the next 4 days until my trip but I'll just relax and see how it goes. I am not going to get too worked up. Just chill and be laid back and charming and see where I end up and hopefully I will have a report some time next week.
Wish me luck!
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Budget booty
[QUOTE=Ceaston;1158419]Much appreciated, thanks! Wish me luck![/QUOTE]You'll be fine, just take your time, talk first a good 10-15min at least and feel out the vibe. Toward the end of chat if you think you're sure.talk about what you want to do and be sure you're both on the same page. And maybe initially pace yourself. 30min session to start, so you know about 15-20 min into it, you want to start thinking about bringing it all home. If she's really hot special whatever maybe an hour (obviously it is more relaxed but if you want to experiment later, under budget, you got to be disciplined a little). You´ll also need a good hour to see really who is there with all the comings and goings. Fri & Sat much stronger line up get there early-ish & enjoy it.
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[QUOTE=Ceaston;1158419]Taking my time and getting a feel of the atmosphere inside Artemis seems like the best tip. Not jumping at the chance to get with the first good looking girl who approaches me but taking it slow and relax and just see how the night progresses before indulging myself.[/QUOTE]One of the first questions they will ask you is,"Is this your first time here?" I find it a bit suspicious that they are so insistent on this point. If you give them the impression that you are just passing through, some girls may feel that you have signed over the rights to rip you off and that they are under a moral compulsion to do so. There are people in the world who think like that.
I think your best reply is,"No, I've been here a few times. You just haven't been here at the same time." I know some members here may disagree, but that is my honest opinion. If you like, you're welcome to say,"Yup it's my first time here," and report back what happened.
In any case it's not going to be as bad as Las Vegas.
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[QUOTE=Ceaston;1158419]Wish me luck![/QUOTE]Best of the luck. Rocketboy already told you everithing.
I'll just add, be sweet and gentle with the girls and you will usually get good service.
Don't be afraid to bounce girls that are too pushy (if you don't like them).
I'm sure you will love the place!
Ciao
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[QUOTE=Ceaston;1158419]Wish me luck![/QUOTE]I wish you good fuck.)
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[QUOTE=Ceaston;1158419]Last time I was in Las Vegas (strip club only) I ended up stumbling out of the place at 6 in the morning and about 2000 euro poorer so I will try to avoid something similar this time but without alcohol I guess I should be fine.[/QUOTE]€2,000 will go a long long way in Artemis and you will be doing a lot more than just looking!
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Good feedback is good!
Well, I will try to avoid spending 2000 Euro this time around and rather go with 500-1000. I am sure I will have a good time with that but as many people have mentioned in here, the 80E just to venture in there and look is probably fun on its own. But doing all that looking and no indulging just seems like self torture to me. And I suspect most can't help but sampling the goods. But as you've adviced me, I'll (try to) chillout and see what girls I connect with before. Yeah.
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The Hunt
[QUOTE=Ceaston;1158601]Good feedback is good! Well, I will try to avoid spending 2000 Euro this time around I'll (try to) chillout and see what girls I connect with before.[/QUOTE]Forgot to mention-given what you seem to want, highly recommend Jenna, massive enhanced mams, German blond, and could not be nicer, friendlier, a great consistent performer, and would be a fine way to start (see Artms website for rough idea). Ruby. 35ish stacked statuesque Hungarian brunette is IMHO one of the more striking staffers and unfortunately, to be avoided. Cool indifferent. There will be others no doubt.
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[QUOTE=Rocketboy0;1158752]Forgot to mention-given what you seem to want, highly recommend Jenna, massive enhanced mams, German blond, and could not be nicer, friendlier, a great consistent performer, and would be a fine way to start (see Artms website for rough idea). Ruby. 35ish stacked statuesque Hungarian brunette is IMHO one of the more striking staffers and unfortunately, to be avoided. Cool indifferent. There will be others no doubt.[/QUOTE]Thanks, man. I will definitely be on the look out for her then and I guess she will be hard to miss due to her rather large enhanced breasts? That suits me just fine. Just fine indeed. I'd also like to try some threesome action but as some have written here they can be a bit tricky? Since you got to communicate and get a long with two girls rather than just one and the chemistry among the girls should be good, but then again I feel it's something that I just have to try and would regret not doing it on the plane ride back home.
Oh, the horrible choices I will have to make!
And thanks for the heads up on Ruby.
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[QUOTE=Ceaston;1158788]I'd also like to try some threesome action but as some have written here they can be a bit tricky? Since you got to communicate and get a long with two girls rather than just one and the chemistry among the girls should be good, but then again I feel it's something that I just have to try[/QUOTE]As the masters taught me. Pick a girl you like (and possibly know) and ask her to propose the second girl.
Unless you really want it, avoid the "lesbo show" crap.
My 2 cents.
Ciao
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[QUOTE=Kimino; 1158908]Unless you really want it, avoid the "lesbo show" crap.
My 2 cents.
Ciao[/QUOTE]I agree with that; it a just a good opportunity for girls to win easily more money, nothing else.
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Calboy will be in the house this June!
Hey guys,
I used to post under calboy but lost pw. So I am calboy69 now and I like it!
Finally arranged to fly into Berlin this June again. Lots memories at Artemis. Can't wait to taste some of those fine ladies and I just wanted to check in to say Hello, and report in.
Few months ago, I was at Colo down by Munich (euro delivery for my bmw). The owner there should do something. It was by far the worst FKK place I've ever been to.
Paradise in Stuttgart was on par with Artemis and World. (had to pay my tribute to Porsche museum) Just my thought.
Happy punting.
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Book
Hello everyone!
I haven't been visiting Artemis for long time (ok. 4 months is a long time to me!) and the wish of being there is more and more irrepressible. My last intervention here is up to my last "almost love story" with one of the most charming Artemis girl.
Before writing this post I thought many times about the possibility to be off topic, but I definitely got convinced this is not the case.
Well. I wrote a book talking about prostitution, based on real life facts, and most of the stories are actually based on my visits in Berlin / Artemis, with place names hidden. That's why I think not to be OT.
I am not here to advertise my book, rather because the book is written in italian language, and I had got the idea of translate it in english and propose it in some international online market.
Since my english language skills are not enough to produce a good book, with the appropriate slang, idioms, and all the stuffs needed to keep a driving and charming language, I thought to ask to all bilingual users inside this forum: I remember there are Italians, and probably some of them able to write perfect english, even for this kind of topics (sex, prostitution, but also romance, and so on.).
Since the topic is "hot", and most of the book is related to Artemis (even if not expressly named) , I thought this forum might be the perfect target to put that question to.
The translator should be an enthusiast of the matter, able to understand italian and to write perfect english, and happy to take part of this strange project.
I am still not sure about the possible success of the book, but I realized to have too much good stories in my head, erotic and romantic too, and I needed to tell them to someone. Possibly also outside Italy. Is it a dream?
Thanks for your attention!
Linus
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[QUOTE=Kimino;1158908]As the masters taught me. Pick a girl you like (and possibly know) and ask her to propose the second girl.[/QUOTE]Ditto.
[QUOTE]Unless you really want it, avoid the "lesbo show" crap.[/QUOTE]I generally agree with you. For mongers with some FKK experience under their belts, the lesbian show doesn't really offer much excitement value.
If I were to have it these days, I'm pretty sure it would just feel a little silly. But I was lucky enough to go for a threesome+lesbo show on my first visit to Artemis back when I had no FKK experience and a very limited mongering experience overall. (Well, I still don't have much of a mongering experience outside Artemis to be honest.) And I've got to say it was one of the memorable sexual experiences of my life. I believe it has something to do with the "first high" effect Charlie123 mentioned once. Seeing an extraordinary place like Artemis for the first time and then having the live lesbo show (at least the kind I witnessed) right one after another causes quite an adrenaline rush, to say the least.
Conclusion: Threesome+lesbo show is worth the buck on your first FKK visits. Its value-vs-price decreases as you get more experienced.
IMHO, of course.
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[QUOTE=Linus Van Pelt; 1159472]The translator should be an enthusiast of the matter, able to understand italian and to write perfect english, and happy to take part of this strange project.
Linus[/QUOTE]Linus I would like to discuss this with you. Unfortunately you are a regular member and thus unable to receive pm's.
Any idea how we can get in touch? I would even be willing t meet face to face somewhere close to Wilmersdorf or Schoeneberg.
Angus
[b] edit-if you want you can contact me through my website [url]www.angusmagee.com[/url]
There is a contact form to the right.[/b]
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This is going to be a little far fetched, but since the topic has come to writing books, I just want to say that I would happily buy an ebook written by Angus about his experiences and thoughts about mongering.
I'm not sure how effective of an income source it would end up to be though, considering the time it would take for him to write and edit the whole thing. Just an idea.
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[QUOTE=Angus Magee; 1159808][b] Edit-if you want you can contact me through my website.
[url]www.angusmagee.com[/url]
There is a contact form to the right. [/b][/QUOTE]Hello, Angus,
I sent you the reply through your website.
Thank you, have a nice weekend.
Linus
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[QUOTE=Nebula2001; 1159817]This is going to be a little far fetched, but since the topic has come to writing books, I just want to say that I would happily buy an ebook written by Angus about his experiences and thoughts about mongering.
[/QUOTE]Same here!
I feel it might work if marketed correctly.
I would definitely buy it.
Ciao
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Anyone going to Artemis this weekend.
Gents,
I have been on this site for a while and have benefited from lots of intel on FKK Clubs. I have been all over German, Brazil etc and am heading to Artemis tomorrow / Sunday.
If there is anyone out there that wants to team up, please drop me a line.
Cheers.
Big Vern
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Friday 27th and Saturday 28th
(Before I start this report a quick note. I have posted reports on here under the name Banner123 but I've lost access to that account)
After a week of nervously watching the skies for traces of volcaninc ash I landed in Berlin safely on Friday afternoon. After getting checked into my hotel I headed to the Artemis.
[b]Friday 27th[/b]
I arrived around 15. 00. The club was pretty quiet, maybe 15 girls to 25 guys. A quick circuit of the bar and the downstairs area was enough to show me there were some real beauties there. After a quick sauna and shower it was time for my first session.
[u]Ella from Russia[/u]
I met Ella in the bar and after a quick chat we headed upstairs. She ticked all my boxes (blonde hair, big tits and a pretty face). The sex was pretty good but nothing special. She had a very pleasant personality but there was something missing that would have made the session really memorable. We had a good time and it was e60 well spent but I probably wouldn't repeat.
After a rest, some cigarettes and another sauna it was time to go again.
[u]Sheeva from Prague[/u]
A quick chat in the bar and we headed upstairs. Sheeva (I think that's the correct spelling) is quite short, has long dark hair and massive fake tits. This was a fantastic session. She gave a great blow job and the site of her on her knees, looking up at me with my cock in her mouth will stay with me for a long time. I was very tempted to come in her mouth but I help back, got rubbered up and we got down to some fine sex. She has a fantastic body and watching those tits bounce as she rode me was enough to put me over the top. I would probably go again – excellent session.
It was nearly dinner time so I hung around the bar watching the girls until the dining room opened. The dinner was really good; chicken, garlic potatoes and greens. It gave me the energy to go searching for my next target.
[u]Emmnuala from Romania[/u]
I spotted this beautiful blonde sitting on her own in the bar and sat down next to her. We had a nice conversation and she wasn't pushy to take things upstairs. After about 10 minutes I suggested we get room. We had a great time – she had long blonde hair, big tits and must stand 5'8' in her bare feet. Standing-doggie looked amazing in the long mirrors. This was my third session of the day so it took a long time to finish. We were both sweating and panting for breath by the end. A great end to a wonderful day.
[b]Saturday 28th[/b]
Back to the big A for the second day in a row. I wasn't sure what to expect on a Saturday but the club was quite subdued when I arrive at around 14. 30. I did a quick lap and saw a girl who really caught my eye.
[u]Martha from Latvia[/u]
Tall, dark hair, great natural tits. A brief chat and off we went.
This was an excellent session. I asked her could I come on her tits – she just smiled and said 'of course'. She lay on her back, I stradled her beautiful body and stroked off. When I came it felt like I'the never stop and her perfect tits were left a beautiful, sticky mess. Brilliant session with a great girl. I thought a come-on-body finish was e50 extra but at the lockers she only asked for e60. I tipped her e10 as I'the had a great time. Wonderful girl.
It was nearly time to go so I took a walk to find one last girl.
[u]Audrey from Hungary [/u]
I met Audrey at the bottom of the stairs near the fitness area. She was an absolute vision. A beautiful face, deep brown eyes, long blonde hair and a killer all-natural body. I couldn't take her upstairs fast enough.
According to Audrey she has only been at the Artemis for a few weeks and was quite new to the game.
This was possibly my all time best session at the A. She is an absolutely stunning girl (she reminds me a little of porn star Sarah Vandella except with real tits). Amazingly tight, she wasn't particularly keen on doggie and kept asking me to slow down but that was OK and after a beautiful, slow shag I came as hard as I ever have. Wow.
The best 60 quid I've spent in a long time.
5 girls in 2 days and it's goodbye to Berlin for now. Hopefully I'll be back soon.
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Tale of the first timer
I finally arrived outside a somewhat anonymous building in a part of Berlin I never had visited before. And when I say somewhat anonymous I'm not talking about the huge red letters reading ARTEMIS on the roof. I knew that this was it. This was the place I had been reading up on and wanting to go to for a total of 7 days. My long search was over. The time was about 10pm. I was there and I knew there was no turning back.
I had been partying pretty hard the previous days with a bunch of friends hitting places with German Techno music and dubstep blasting from various DJs in clubs filled with happy people. It had taken its toll. I wasn't bringing my A-game tonight but my energy levels and overall awareness would have to do.
I had managed to convince a friend of mine to join me so at least I wasn't alone, I wasn't going to be too much of lonely-boy, an easy prey for the vultures inside. Or so I thought. We stepped inside and looked around and immediately spotting naked women up to the left waiting for their last client to hand them the hard? Earned money. I noticed I was getting a bit tenser as I realized that this was actually happening. The very friendly reception lady asked us if this is was our first time, I suspected she did because of our fairly young age closer to thirty than 20 but still could perhaps pass for 23 year olds and the fact that we didn't speak German all that well. She gave us the rundown on the prices and areas but as I had already done some research about the place it wasn't really needed. We went to get showered and changed and stumbled into the dragons den which actually was the main lounge. This would take some getting used to.
I had tried to calm my nerves with a beer before entering the club but it hadn't done its job and I desperately needed another drink. I felt the piercing eyes shattering my much to reveiling robe and that was only the looks we got from the male crowd which was obviously a tad older than us.
While nursing a beer and smoking a few cigarettes I suddenly got a companion beside me. She was lean, she was cute, she had small breasts and she was dark blonde but her name eluded me even though she spoke of it twice but at least I got that she was from Moldova, and it wasn't long until she called over a friend of hers, also from Moldova. I suddenly found myself entangled between two really god looking women and they were spoiling my plans of chilling for a while before doing anything rash."Damn wenches!" I thought to myself before I finished a cigarette and told them I was ok to go upstairs.
I certainly did enjoy what ensued in that halfway lit velvet room. There were four breasts, two mouths, two vaginas and one hard cock and that make for a lot of possibilities. But there was one thing that bothered me a bit as they were switching on giving me blowjobs and that was I should have asked about what was ok to do and not to do but it is kind of hard to think straight when you got two mouths on your penis. They told me it was ok to touch and I really enjoyed sucking on their nipples before one of them put on a condom and got on top of me.
After a bit of humping both in various positions I knew that this was going to be more than thirty minutes as I often require a fair amount of time before I cum so I told them we should do a full hour. This was ok with them and they seemed to slow down the pace a bit.
More time went by with fondling and an extraordinary amount of sucking but I ended the sessions with a condom even though I had gotten several questions about cum in mouth. In the end I had mustered at least some form of self control. We cleaned up and headed downstairs and I handed them the total damage of 240 smackaroos and I got the seemingly mandatory kiss-on-the-mouth-goodbye.
I found my friend in the lounge and he seemed to be enjoying himself and we discussed the evening a bit before he got whisked away by a tall blonde. I was alone yet again.
I had one drink ticket left and ordered a gin&tonic while smoking a cigarette and thinking what I was going to do next.
My mind was set, I wanted a blonde with huge breasts to try and fulfill my porn star fantasy, but as I scoped the area there were no such creatures around. One of them was bound to appear sooner or later so I got up and parked my butt in the kino wich was screening a fairly poor quality threesome with two men and a small breasted brunette. I had heard it was possible to get a blowjob while watching porn there but with three other asian men surrounding me I wasn't sure I was up to that task. After sitting there for perhaps five minutes a very buxom blonde appeared in the doorway and from the four potential men in the kino she came over to me and positioned herself nicely on her back holding her enhanced breasts towards my face. I was sold and I was also getting an insta-boner. After some idle chit chat about her being from Hungary and I being hungry I asked her if she wanted to get a room. She laughed and said "wow, that was quick" and we were on our way.
I have to admit I was mostly laughing through this session. She looked kinda ridiculous with huge botox lips and extremely heavy eye shadow but at least she could really use them lips as she sucked heavily on my nipples and my dick and the fact that I really loved her breasts even though I couldn't suck them too hard, her wanting me to mostly just kiss and lick them. Perhaps they were new. I didn't ask. But I did get to tit fuck her and ended with a pretty pleasant cum in mouth. Only negative thing about her really was that she seemed a bit distant when I was inside her but overall it was a very funny experience.
She got her money and I got my kiss and we parted ways.
My friend was yet again to be found in the lounge and now he also was a my broke friend and he told me I needed to lend him 50 euro since he had done more than he could pay for. I laughed but he got his money and everything was right the in the world. It had been a good night and it was almost 02:00 in the morning and we decided it was time to get a cab and disappear from this extremely seductive palace of pleasure.
So in conclusion.
My first ever trip to Artemis and first ever experience with paying for sex and being handled by professionals was pretty good. It had taken me a while to get comfortable and to really enjoy myself but in the end it was ok. In hindsight I should've taken more time to get to know the girls a bit better and discuss dos and don'ts (as I've been hearing from guys here, but reading about something can only get you so far before actually experiencing it first hand).
I definitely want to go back to Artemis, I would like to be back there today, but sadly I have no future plans on visiting Berlin any time soon. I would learn from my experience and mistakes and make it a better visit next time around. There is so much more fun to explore and so many more women to do it with. But there is a time and a place and indeed a price for just that.
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Next Tuesday (yes!)
Once again the opportunity for an Artemis visit has come. I'll be there Tuesday Jun 7 (hopefully). Now I wonder, does anyone know if Fatima (aka Vivian) is still around? It been a few months since I last saw her.
Please let me know if you will be at A on the 7th. I'll arrive at ten or so in the evening.
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First time in Berlin and Artemis
I visited Artemis and Berlin for the first time. I took the train to Westkreuz and had no problem finding it thanks to the Angus Magee video showing the way. Since I read that beer is 10 euros in Artemis, I got a. 5 L bottle of Becks at the Westkreuz train station for 2 euros and just drank it on the walk over. If you are going to drink there I'm sure the high prices will not stop everyone, but this is a nice way to get a start on your drinking with an 8 euro discount.
Because I just got in to Berlin today, I took a nap until about 6:30pm and then went looking for a place to exchange dollars for euros. I only found one place offering something like 1. 37-1. 47 buy / sell when the spot was like 1. 42. I didn't change any money since I had some euros and I just took out another 100 euros from the ATM. I was hoping that Artemis might offer a decent rate as the termas in Brazil do. No such luck. I asked the lady at Artemis if they exchanged dollars for euro. She said they do it at. 60 euros per dollar. Yikes! That's like 1. 67 dollars per euro. When I was in Frankfurt there were many places with decent rates. If anybody knows a good place in Berlin, let me know.
Artemis is a nice place and I liked that they give you a robe instead of a towel. I wasn't expecting too much on a Monday night but it was pretty good. I like petite blondes and there was a few of them. As usual, the one that caught my eye from across the bar kept disappearing. I'm guessing she is very popular. Finally I saw her again and went over before someone else picked her. She said she was waiting for a guy who was coming back. She said she will give him 5 minutes then if he doesn't come she will come by. I told her no problem, maybe I'll see you later. Two minutes later she comes over to me and says she doesn't want to wait. Okay neither did I. I didn't want to stick around for small talk since I was horny and seeing her hot little body wasn't helping the situation. Her name is Maggie and she is from Poland. She is 25, blond, big (for her body) real tits and probably 5' 4' without the heels. She was a doll and did BBBJ pretty well. She had on some kind of black lace / fishnet type stockings and black high heels which she kept on the whole time. Seeing that and watching her in the mirror next to the bed was amazing. I had a great time with her but I don't know if I lasted very long. For all I know she might have been able to get back to the bar and meet the guy that was coming back in 5 minutes. Just kidding. I will definitely repeat with her.
After that I went to eat. The food was pretty good in my opinion. I know some people may disagree but I don't really go to FKKs because of how well rated their food is. The food hit the spot. It was some kind of beef slices in gravy, mashed potatoes, and some kind of meat lasagna with no cheese. I'm sure the quality and quantity I ate would cost at least 20 euros in one of these restaurants around here.
I made the mistake of sticking around until about 1am. I took the S42 loop train. I got off at Sudkreuz thinking I can just switch to the S2 or S25 train that goes north to my stop Anhalter Bhf. After the first stop I realized the train was going south not north. I got off at Priesterweg and saw a train worker and asked her which train goes to my stop. She said none of the trains go my way until 4 am. Okay, my mistake for not taking note of when the trains stopped. I figured if one S train was running then all of them were running. So I figured I would just walk out of the station and get a cab. I walked out and it was like I was on a small road with 2 bus stops in the middle of a park with no visibility about which way to go to find a cab or civilization. One guy walked out with me and said I can catch a cab on that road. Well I waited there about 30 or 40 minutes and maybe 6 cars came by. None of them were cabs. Finally a bus came by and I got on. The bus driver spoke english really well with an american accent and told me that it would cost 50 to 60 euros to get a cab from there to Anhalter bhf. He told me to stay on the bus and he will show me where to switch to the M48 which will take me to Potsdamer Plaza. I did that and walked back to my hotel from there. It took me about 2 hours. I really thought I would be stranded in that park until 4am. Learn from my mistakes. It seems that just outside central berlin it is very suburb like and really dead at night. Don't get stuck out there. Learn the train schedules.
Okay, I will attempt this again on Tuesday and see if I can get back to my hotel without getting lost.
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[QUOTE=Simpleminded;1160929]I made the mistake of sticking around until about 1am. I took the S42 loop train. I got off at Sudkreuz thinking I can just switch to the S2 or S25 train that goes north to my stop Anhalter Bhf. After the first stop I realized the train was going south not north. I got off at Priesterweg and saw a train worker and asked her which train goes to my stop. She said none of the trains go my way until 4 am. Okay, my mistake for not taking note of when the trains stopped. I figured if one S train was running then all of them were running. So I figured I would just walk out of the station and get a cab. I walked out and it was like I was on a small road with 2 bus stops in the middle of a park with no visibility about which way to go to find a cab or civilization. One guy walked out with me and said I can catch a cab on that road. Well I waited there about 30 or 40 minutes and maybe 6 cars came by. None of them were cabs. Finally a bus came by and I got on. The bus driver spoke english really well with an american accent and told me that it would cost 50 to 60 euros to get a cab from there to Anhalter bhf. He told me to stay on the bus and he will show me where to switch to the M48 which will take me to Potsdamer Plaza. I did that and walked back to my hotel from there. It took me about 2 hours. I really thought I would be stranded in that park until 4am. Learn from my mistakes. It seems that just outside central berlin it is very suburb like and really dead at night. Don't get stuck out there. Learn the train schedules.[/QUOTE]Man 'o man. Priesterweg after 01:00 is not a great place to land. Last summer I was actually working in a small beer garden in the station (north end) and it gets pretty quiet at night. In fact had you walked about 10 min. West of there you would have hit Hauptstr. (actually called something different that far south) and had access to many night busses that would take you to Potsdammerplatz.
But generally you are right, it is good to know that the UBahn / SBahn system shuts down pretty early on the week nights. Get to know the night bus routes or plan a taxi is best.
Maybe I have to do a Walk with Angus night bus edition. ;)
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Simpleminded,
Hi dear friend, I really regret I went to Kiev and I did not join you in Berlin, I am sure it could be much cheaper and better about girls.
Thanks for report and. Did you not try to take pic of girl? .
Cause I know you man LOL.
Have fun today too
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I wrote an extended description of my adventure at Artemis (Sunday night) yesterday but I guess it didn't pass the moderators for some reason.
Well, it was a fun and weird experience but overall it was very pleasant. My next time there will probably be a lot better, and I can hardly wait.
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Public transport application
[QUOTE=Simpleminded;1160929]Learn the train schedules.[/QUOTE]Just as generic information, I use a very helpful free Android phone application "Öffi. Public Transport Buddy", that gives you realtime information about all lines in Berlin (and in most Germany and Europe cities) , giving you very clear graphical timetables and trip planning.
Android mobile phones users can take advantage of it in such a situations. Hope it helps.
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Beware the Siren call
[QUOTE=Simpleminded;1160929]Since I read that beer is 10 euros in Artemis, I got a. 5 L bottle of Becks at the Westkreuz train station for 2 euros and just drank it on the walk over.[/QUOTE]Plus the alcohol at Artemis sucks. I got a vodka with orange and they put about One Drop of vodka it. A very small drop.
So yes, the best idea is to arrive jolly.
[QUOTE=Simpleminded;1160929]I made the mistake of sticking around until about 1am.[/QUOTE]Not all your fault. After midnight many Sirens will approach you and beg you, Just! One! More! Shot! In the Hole! It's a stubborn man who does not meet his end washed up on the rocks.
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Day 2: Tuesday
On Tuesday I rented a bike and rode all over Berlin so I was pretty tired. I also got a sunburn on my arms. I didn't plan on staying at Artemis too long. I got there around 8pm and although the parking lot was filled with BMWs and a few Audis, the inside had less guys than Monday. There seemed to be more girls or at least more of the blondes that I'm always on the lookout for. I was expecting that I would do a repeat with Maggie and maybe get her to let me take some pictures.
I had some nice blondes come up to me and while I did not go with any of them right away, I ranked them in my mind. A girl named Gracie from Bulgaria looked pretty good to me. She is a definite possibility. A very tall girl named Jane or Jana from somewhere in Germany was pretty hot but a little too tall. Then a girl named Becky came by. She was from Berlin and was a blonde with very white skin. She said she was 174cm and said she was 30 but didn't look it. I think that is around 5'9' to 5'10 which is usually taller than I like but I had a good feeling about her. I took her to the room and right away I asked if I could take some pictures. She didn't want to so I told her she could hide her face. She agreed to that and said not to put it on the internet. This is the first time I got pictures of a girl in an FKK. I never tried before because everyone said you would get in big trouble for doing it.
She was wearing a black half shirt and black high heels which she kept on the whole time. It was a nice touch and highlighted how light her skin was. She did a very good BBBJ and was slow and made sure to lick my balls too. I had a very good time with her and got a chance to fulfill my fantasty of banging one of the nice natural looking, but hot local blonde German girls.
After that I had some dinner at the monger refueling station. It was pork chops, meatballs, rice, and baked potatoes. It was still pretty good but I see how if you go there often enough you may grow to not rate the food very highly. I left around 10:30 and got back to my hotel by 11:15 with no problems getting lost on the train.
As for Wednesday I am already wondering what I should do. Should I take Gracie or repeat with Maggie (and get some pics) or maybe there is some other blondes I didn't see yet.
Angus Magee: Your train video was very helpful. I think you should make more of them. I have some ideas: Videos of how to get to the local brothels since many of them are probably not out in the open. You can do this worldwide. I know many mongers would love a video tour of Bubba Boy's guide to casas in Rio. Or what about a video on how to negotiate and not get ripped off by a freelancer.
Linus the app you mentioned sounds great. Unfortunately, I don't have an android phone or even a regular dumb phone here.
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[QUOTE=Ceaston;1161066]I wrote an extended description of my adventure at Artemis (Sunday night) yesterday but I guess it didn't pass the moderators for some reason..[/QUOTE]Is this not your report?
[url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?2588-FKK-Artemis-Berlin&p=1160846&viewfull=1#post1160846[/url]
As a new member your posts will always be delayed by up to 12 hours, maybe more.
In any case, thanks for the report. In future maybe try to include some names as the purpose of the forum (one of them) is to give useful information. While we all love to read about your fucking, a few names would elevate the report to a level that can actually be of use to your fellow mongers.
AM
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Ah, now I can see it as well.
Yeah, I know I failed providing names as I wasn't exactly thinking straight in there. Rookie mistake I guess.
Next time will be better on all levels!
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[QUOTE=Simpleminded;1161390]Angus Magee: Your train video was very helpful. I think you should make more of them. I have some ideas: Videos of how to get to the local brothels since many of them are probably not out in the open. You can do this worldwide. I know many mongers would love a video tour of Bubba Boy's guide to casas in Rio. Or what about a video on how to negotiate and not get ripped off by a freelancer..[/QUOTE]I do have the whole series on my blog, including most of the more popular bordellos.
[url]http://www.angusmagee.com/?cat=70[/url]
At the moment I have lost my video camera as the person from whom I was borrowing needed it back.
As for world wide-Sign me up. I would dearly love to do a tour detailing with other local experts the ins and outs of various scenes. If you or anyone wants to finance such a venture contact me and we can talk.
AM
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[QUOTE=Simpleminded; 1161390].
As for Wednesday I am already wondering what I should do. Should I take Gracie or repeat with Maggie (and get some pics) or maybe there is some other blondes I didn't see yet. [/QUOTE]Nice when even on the third day on same place, there is still what to do. I hope I will visit Artemis asap. You make me curious. Have fun and waiting for your third report
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Help me find this girl again
The Romanian princess Adelina is mad at me. I'm not sure why. Perhaps she noticed me glancing at the uncovered ankles of some other lady. Jealousy is an insane monster.
To tell the truth, yesterday I finally added the famous Ella (affectionately known as Barbie-Frankenstein on the German forums) to my list of conquests. I'm afraid I must have looked and sounded a bit star-struck, as I did everything short of taking her autograph. The session turned out to be OK but not great as she was a bit too professional.
Afterwards I was chatting to another girl for half an hour. I felt we really connected at a deep level. I told her things I had never told anyone. The thing is, I asked her her name at the beginning, and I was so bedazzled that by the end of the conversation I had completely forgotten it. You know the feeling, really embarrassing if I meet her again. She had gorgeous long pussy lips in front, real snug-like, with brown skin around but not too brown, sort of like mixed race. Surely somebody must know her name? She could be the One for me.
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Day 3 : Wednesday
On Wednesday I got to Artemis around 7pm. While I was hanging out drinking my beer in the parking lot of the Westkreuz train station, I noticed a German looking girl leaving the station walking out of the parking lot. She looked like a normal girl with glasses long brown hair, and had tights or spandex pants which showed off her larger than usual ass. Not bad for a regular girl I thought. Could she be going to Artemis? No, I don't think so, she is carrying a small shopping bag and a purse. She actually reminded me of a German girl from Oase that I never got the chance to session with. A little thick all around. Well she had a bit of a head start on me but I finished my beer and started heading for Artemis. I walk very fast and I caught up with her by the tire store. When she heard or noticed me she kind of gave me a surprised or a little worried look like maybe I was going to steal her purse or something. Anyway I pass right by her and head to Artemis. As I am just finishing up at the front desk, who comes in behind me but the German girl.
I think to myself I want to see what she looks like naked.
So inside the bar I am looking for this girl but I don't see her. I get tempted by Virginia the tall blonde from Hungary. She has a great body but is taller than I usually like. I see Maggie and she says 'you are here again? You have seen nothing of Berlin'. She is right. I sessioned with her Monday and I saw her Tuesday but didn't take her. It was not very busy and I did not see Gracie or anybody from yesterday that looked doable to me. I was thinking that I should just do Maggie. Then this blonde comes and sits next to me at the bar to order a drink. She is wearing one of those bikinis that connects the top and the bottom piece with some kind of design over her stomach. It is very sexy. She has slightly wavy blonde hair, not straight which I prefer but I can look past that. She tells me her name is Audrey and is 25 years old 163cm from Hungary. She looks barely 18. She even has braces which reminds me of many of the girls in Brazil. She said she has been working here for 3 months and that she works 10 days here and goes home for 10 days. I tell her let's go and she leads me downstairs to a room with a curtain for a door next to the kino. She has a great little body like Maggie. Se started to kiss me and it turned into DFK. That is the first time I got that from an FKK girl. Her BBBJ was great and she was great all around. Oh, except for the part where I asked her if I can take some pictures. She was very surprised and said that no one can bring cameras and cell phones. I tried to tell her it's no big deal and she can cover her face but she did not want to do it.
After that I went to eat a little but I was hoping to find another girl after I recharge. I hit the sauna for a while then headed up to the bar. I saw the German girl from the train station and she saw me but did not come over. She is kind of bottom heavy. I think she may be like a part timer. Does anyone know her? Around 10:30 I see Maggie across the bar and I figure I should take her but then I see her leaving with a guy. I don't really want to wait knowing she will have just finished with another guy a few minutes ago. I like to believe that I am the only one they did that night. I guess I don't want to see how the bratwurst is made. So I go have another plate of food and leave by 11pm. Thursday is father's day at Artemis with a barbeque and free beer. I have to do Maggie again and possibly find one other one before I leave Berlin Friday morning.
Hey Limey: I am sure I know who barbie frankenstein is. She is blonde with very fat collagen lips and a big lopsided breast job with tattoos on her left arm. She looks like she got all her plastic surgery at Walmart.
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[QUOTE=Simpleminded;1161590]I like to believe that I am the only one they did that night.[/QUOTE]Are you SURE that FKK clubs are the right place for you?
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Simpleminded,
Thanks for your report, I think you should report more often than you do.
So what do you think about Artemis after been there 3 times in 3 days? Better than the FKK in Frankfurt?
And even more. Are you going to to like FKK more than termas in Rio?
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FKK girls
London Traveler,
I am kidding about thinking that I am the only guy that the girl has been with that night. I have talked to some girls who told me that they make between 300 and 1000 euros a day. I'm sure they don't get that kind of money from just chatting up the guys in the FKK. Still, this whole club is fantasy so part of my fantasy is that I don't actually see her go with any of the 10 guys she had before me that day. If I see her go with a guy, it kind of ruins the plausable deniability I had in my mind. It doesn't mean I won't still go with her.
Lukasek, I don't have a lot of experience in the Frankfurt FKKs but I have to say that there is a much greater mix of girls in Artemis that what I saw in Frankfurt in October. In Frankfurt it seemed like there was 70% Romanian and bulgarian. Here there seems to be girls from everywhere. So far I talked to girls from Poland, Czech Republic, Hungary, Germany, Ghana, Spain, Bulgaria, Romania, Colombia, Croatia, and a girl from Romania pretending to be from Spain.
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Day 4 : Thursday
Today is my last day here until I come back for one night about a week from now. I was going to change some money but I found out that the money exchange places were closed because of Father's Day. I got some money out of the ATM instead. For Father's Day Artemis is having a barbeque with steak and free beer. I got there around 7pm and now I am starting to see the usual faces. In fact my face has become recognizable to some girls because they remember me turning them down so they don't come by. That's okay with me. I see Becky and talk with her a bit. She was about to leave in a little bit and didn't even inquire if I was going to repeat. I also saw Audrey and she came over but also did not push the issue. She knew tonight was my last night and she was leaving at midnight. I told her I would see her before she leaves. I don't know if she thought it meant I would session with her. I also saw Maggie again and she did not push for a session. Are these girls trained that most guys are just passing through and want to try many different girls? This is not the case in Brazil where the girl thinks you are now her property and she should be the only girl in the terma to session with you.
Speaking of Brazil, there were two girls from Brazil who came over who I did not see the other days. One was Anita and I didn't get the other one's name. Anita almost looked Indian to me and she actually had a rather thin ass unlike most Brazilian girls.
I saw only one new blonde today but she did not really do it for me. I decided to take Maggie again because she was really good and I hoped she would let me take some pics. Well, she was very good again but she did not let me take pics.
After that I went downstairs for the barbeque. It was basically a guy cooking steaks and bratwurst? The free beer was all gone and there were no side dishes. I would have actually preferred the regular dinner they have.
After that I looked around and didn't see anyone else I really wanted to do so I figured I should leave early and get ready for my flight in the morning. I left around 10pm.
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[QUOTE=Simpleminded;1161956]Are these girls trained that most guys are just passing through and want to try many different girls? This is not the case in Brazil where the girl thinks you are now her property and she should be the only girl in the terma to session with you.[/QUOTE]In Artemis there are several girls who act like I am their property and get mad at me if I don't submit to their pleasure. I mean it always amazes me that a girl will screw 20 guys in a day and yet expect me to be everlastingly true to her.
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[QUOTE=Simpleminded;1161956]Well, she was very good again but she did not let me take pics.[/QUOTE]There are better places to get pictures than Artemis. Have never asked myself, but guess there are some rules for this and they can be banned if they violate it. Anyway, I can not imagine that anyone would do it without extra cash, and since the risk of being banned is present, I guess it's a price you will not want to pay.
Please note that the girls are talking together, and if you are known for asking about such things you might not be the most popular customer. On the other hand, they probably used to much worse questions than taking pictures.
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[QUOTE=Glabor; 1162620]There are better places to get pictures than Artemis. Have never asked myself, but guess there are some rules for this and they can be banned if they violate it. Anyway, I can not imagine that anyone would do it without extra cash, and since the risk of being banned is present, I guess it's a price you will not want to pay.
Please note that the girls are talking together, and if you are known for asking about such things you might not be the most popular customer. On the other hand, they probably used to much worse questions than taking pictures. [/QUOTE]Agreed. I would be a bit careful with the camera thing. The last thing you want is for the girls to peg you as a guy trying to sneak photos. I am not saying that this is what you are up to but misunderstandings are easy. Many of the girls are there without knowledge of friends and family. There is a certain (understandable) nervousness about pictures being taken and posted on the web. In such a climate a girl could easily misinterpret your request and you could find yourself hustled out of the building and your camera smashed by a couple of Artemis' brawniest bouncers.
Just a suggestion.
AM
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[QUOTE=Angus Magee; 1162744]Agreed. I would be a bit careful with the camera thing. The last thing you want is for the girls to peg you as a guy trying to sneak photos. I am not saying that this is what you are up to but misunderstandings are easy. Many of the girls are there without knowledge of friends and family. There is a certain (understandable) nervousness about pictures being taken and posted on the web. In such a climate a girl could easily misinterpret your request and you could find yourself hustled out of the building and your camera smashed by a couple of Artemis' brawniest bouncers.
Just a suggestion.
AM[/QUOTE]In any case, it's a precise rule not carry cameras / phones inside Artemis, like not smoking by the pool etc. At least that's how I know it.
Ciao
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[QUOTE=The Limey;1162073]In Artemis there are several girls who act like I am their property and get mad at me if I don't submit to their pleasure. I mean it always amazes me that a girl will screw 20 guys in a day and yet expect me to be everlastingly true to her.[/QUOTE]I get plenty of that shit too. It comes with the territory. Don't take it to heart. They are there with the sole express purpose of getting guys to take them to the room. Whether it's shaking their ass at a new punter or bitching to an existing client that it's about time he took her to the room again, it's all just business technique to them.
Learn to brush them off nicely but firmly, and if that doesn't do the trick then remind them in no uncertain terms that procedure states that it's the guy that pays and thus the guy that chooses who, when and where. Period. And then cross them off the list.
Best.
Charlie
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[QUOTE=Kimino; 1162767]In any case, it's a precise rule not carry cameras / phones inside Artemis, like not smoking by the pool etc. At least that's how I know it.[/QUOTE]
To the best of my knowledge the only place you are allowed to use a mobile phone in Artemis is at the valuables locker area beside reception, other than that strictly off limits, I think it might even mention this on the website. Makes sense really, nobody wants their photo taken without permission whether it is the girls or the punters!
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Smoking
Hi guys,
I will be visiting, Artemis for the first time next week. I've seen mentions in reports that smoking is allowed in some aras, however I am a heavy cigar smoker, do you know if this is bothersome, other than the smell of my mouth for the ladies.
On an other mater, I also love to smoke something else when engaged in sexual activities. Are there any "private" places or quiet ones so it doesn't get noticed? Or the rooms upstairs with the girls? Any expérience / recommendations?
Will anyways report m'why experience end of next week.
Cheers,
Roger
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[QUOTE=Ceaston;1160846]We stepped inside and looked around and immediately spotting naked women up to the left waiting for their last client to hand them the hard? Earned money. I noticed I was getting a bit tenser as I realized that this was actually happening.[/QUOTE]I had similar impression during my first visit to Artemis. Even before I got into frontdesk counter, I saw few total nude girls on upstairs doing their money collecting. Had instant win feeling. Yes, this is The Place.
At same door opening came into Artemis one very petite dark haired girl. Wanted so bad to see her figure naked. Unfortunatelly I never saw her later on evening-night. Too many places to hide on Artemis.
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[QUOTE=RogerW; 1163311]Hi guys,
I will be visiting, Artemis for the first time next week. I've seen mentions in reports that smoking is allowed in some aras, however I am a heavy cigar smoker, do you know if this is bothersome, other than the smell of my mouth for the ladies.
On an other mater, I also love to smoke something else when engaged in sexual activities. Are there any "private" places or quiet ones so it doesn't get noticed? Or the rooms upstairs with the girls? Any expérience / recommendations?
Will anyways report m'why experience end of next week.
Cheers,
Roger[/QUOTE]Smoking cigars should be no problem. Yes some girls might have an aversion but they are unlikely to say so. Of course you might not get as enthusiastic kissing but this can happen for many reasons and as a cigar smoker it is something that is just a fact of life.
As for the other-I have heard that in the clubs you can get away with it. Artemis I would be very cautious and definitely not smoke inside. I know of one girl (can not remember her name but she is Polish) who after a few meetings confessed to me that she likes a smoke while she is working. But as I do not touch the stuff I never pursued it nor found out where and how she accomplishes it.
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Smoking something else could cause some difficulty. The clubs are very keen to be seen to be keeping to the letter of the law, and are not keen on certain strong smells wafting around the public areas. Of course some people do, but they are very circumspect, and do not indulge in the main rooms. Even in the private rooms the use of room fresheners / perfume etc on exit might could be sensible
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[QUOTE=RogerW;1163311]On an other mater, I also love to smoke something else when engaged in sexual activities. Are there any "private" places or quiet ones so it doesn't get noticed? Or the rooms upstairs with the girls? Any expérience / recommendations?[/QUOTE]Hmmm.
Smoking dope is forbidden on the premises as is snorting coke.
I strongly recommend that you desist from either of these activities in any public areas of Artemis or you are likely to be thrown out and banned.
Having said that, it is possible to have a spliff in the room upstairs if the girl is cool with it. Some don't mind, some are wary of the management. If the girl says that it's OK with her to smoke a joint in the room, do it out of the window so the room doesn't stink of grass or she might get into trouble. Ask her to choose a room overlooking the railway lines at the back, not one of the 'central rooms' with windows into the atrium or one with a frontal view over the carpark.
None of the foregoing is the consequence of personal experience of course. Just guesswork on my part.
Charlie
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Up on the Roof
[QUOTE=RogerW; 1163311]I am a heavy cigar smoker, do you know if this is bothersome, other than the smell of my mouth for the ladies. I also love to smoke something else when engaged in sexual activities. Are there any "private" places or quiet ones so it doesn't get noticed?[/QUOTE]Is heavy cigar smoke bothersome? Why on earth would you possibly think that, and even ask the question? Well here is the shocking, unexpected answer. . . . .yes.
However, in the spirit of the tolerant man that I am, you heavy cigar smokers should consider Garrison Kiellor's well known universal cure-all: duct tape. Especially on these very hot days where the Arts air con & ventilation systems can barely cope, it really is a bit much to impose this on the rest of us, and especially the girls. But to each his own.
On the herbal side of things, you might consider using the not-so-well-known stairs outside the dining area to go up to the equally not-so-well-known 3rd floor roof terrace. It is a large open air space, with a number of quiet corners, lounge chairs, and stunning views of the trains, autobahn, and the Messe grounds. If you were just a little discrete, I should think it's not a big deal, and far safer than any other options there in the rooms. But you are on your own in this as there are some video cameras up there - scope it out and see what you think. You can even consume your cigars up there, and be socially responsible. Surely, in the rest of the establishment, there are more than enough alternative objects to put in your mouth? Happy puffing and toking. . .
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I am tired of women keep wanting to have sex with me!
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Hell hath no fury
[QUOTE=Charlie 123; 1162800]I get plenty of that shit too. It comes with the territory. Don't take it to heart. They are there with the sole express purpose of getting guys to take them to the room. Whether it's shaking their ass at a new punter or bitching to an existing client that it's about time he took her to the room again, it's all just business technique to them.
Learn to brush them off nicely but firmly, and if that doesn't do the trick then remind them in no uncertain terms that procedure states that it's the guy that pays and thus the guy that chooses who, when and where. Period. And then cross them off the list.[/QUOTE]There is one girl there, a tall slim German blonde called Jane, and every ten to fifteen minutes she will find some excuse to brush by me and give me a sad or disgusted look. It's all because a few weeks ago I said I would go with her in an hour or two, and then she wasn't around so I went with somebody else.
Now she says the only way I can make it up to her is to have sex with her. She may be beautiful but at this stage I would rather have sex with a tank of crossdressing piranhas.
She has even taken to hanging around the lockers waiting for me to come out with a girl, so she can whisper God-knows-what to her.
I am at my wits' end. If I can't find a solution here I will have to write to Dr. Dot or Ann Landers or somebody. In fact the whole Artemis experience is taking a psychological toll on me and I am finding it harder and harder to concentrate on my office work during the daytime.
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[QUOTE=The Limey; 1164101]There is one girl there, a tall slim German blonde called Jane, and every ten to fifteen minutes she will find some excuse to brush by me and give me a sad or disgusted look. It's all because a few weeks ago I said I would go with her in an hour or two, and then she wasn't around so I went with somebody else.
Now she says the only way I can make it up to her is to have sex with her. [/QUOTE]Jane from Hamburg, she is stunning looking but stick to your guns. She's not worth the effort from my experience.
There are plenty of better ladies in Artemis.
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[QUOTE=The Limey; 1164101]She has even taken to hanging around the lockers waiting for me to come out with a girl, so she can whisper God-knows-what to her.
I am at my wits' end. If I can't find a solution here I will have to write to Dr. Dot or Ann Landers or somebody. In fact the whole Artemis experience is taking a psychological toll on me and I am finding it harder and harder to concentrate on my office work during the daytime. [/QUOTE]Sorry if I'm being really stupid here, but I can't tell if you are being serious or ironic. I expect the latter.
Either way, whether she is giving you real grief or just being a minor irritation, I have a suggestion for you to end the feud. Why don't you buy her a small present (a perfume or something) , give it to her next time you see her with an apology for 'having led her to suppose that you wanted to session with her whereas in fact she is very beautiful but just not your type'?
If she bothers you again after that then she really is a graceless **** and you should tell management.
I'll probably get a bucketful of derision for having totally misunderstood your post, but actually I think my suggestion would work for a number of awkward misunderstandings that occur from time to time at Artemis, so I'm going to let the post stand.
Best,
Charlie
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[QUOTE=Charlie 123; 1164143]Why don't you buy her a small present (a perfume or something) , give it to her next time you see her with an apology for 'having led her to suppose that you wanted to session with her whereas in fact she is very beautiful but just not your type'?
I think my suggestion would work for a number of awkward misunderstandings that occur from time to time at Artemis, so I'm going to let the post stand.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the suggestion Checkpoint, but I'm not sure I want to go down the road of Appeasement. I might end up having to make concessions to all the Germans there.
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Jane
[QUOTE=The Limey;1164250]Thanks for the suggestion Checkpoint, but I'm not sure I want to go down the road of Appeasement. I might end up having to make concessions to all the Germans there.[/QUOTE]Limey,
I remember her. Very tall and thin. She came by and I think I might have told her "maybe later because I just got here". I tell most girls that but sometimes it backfires because they do not take the hint. Jane took the hint and hasn't bothered me but some other girls understood it to mean that maybe I will go with them. I think the best thing to do if you know that they are not your type is to say no or you are not my type. That way they will not bother you. If they sense weakness they will keep coming back in the hopes that they will shame you into a session. There were a few Romanian or bulgarian girls that would keep coming by because I made the mistake of saying "maybe later". When I go there Saturday night I will try to practice what I preach.
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Personally I think you guys are reading way to much into all of this. Sometimes a girl will hound you and a "maybe later" is an invitation to re-hound. But most of the time I think they do not consider it all that much. They are just out there on the floor doing their thing and some of them are persistant. It is, after all, a reasonably effective strategy, just wear down the the customer's resistance. It may not look smart from our perspective but it happens often enough that I have to assume it works.
I kind of like Charlie's suggestion. It is proactive and better, in my opinion, than just coming here and grumbling about it.
A
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Ohh but she's so slim. How can such a small pussy carry such a big whip?
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Is anyone familiar with the Sex and Love Addicts Anon. Group here in Berlin? I understand they meet on Thursday nights on Fehrbellinerstr 92, Senefelderplz. I was wondering if they might lend a sympathetic ear to a case like mine. Mine is the worst situation since London Traveller's famous 'Jaded' post.
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Maybe Later
There are no iron rules. In general Angus is correct. Whilst the girls know that "maybe later" usually means no, they often will try a repeat approach because sometimes the customer really means it. This has an upside in that you can temporise and know the girl will try again (who would object to Nina trying a second or third time?). However in general the best thing is to tell the truth. Then your body language and words won't be giving mixed signals.
As for being hounded by Jane because you once said maybe later, the best option would be to say simply, confidently, and pleasantly that you will not go with her, and that you are sorry for any confusion. A second option (a bit rude after your initial friendly response) is to blank her. Remember that you are just one amongst many insignificant fish in the sea for her. If you really think she is a bit mentally unbalanced then you will have to judge carefully.
It sounds that she is not earning very well if she is hanging around the lockers for you. That should be a warning sign (given what others have said about her). Using emotional blackmail as she is doing is a common tactic amongst girls who are not making a great success of their career. As for what she says at the lockers to other girls? My guess would be that it is something bitchy. The girls can be very sharp with each other when they fight over a customer. All in the land of speculation
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[QUOTE=The Limey;1164477]Is anyone familiar with the Sex and Love Addicts Anon. Group here in Berlin? I understand they meet on Thursday nights on Fehrbellinerstr 92, Senefelderplz. I was wondering if they might lend a sympathetic ear to a case like mine. Mine is the worst situation since London Traveller's famous 'Jaded' post.[/QUOTE]Limey,
As Charlie mentions it is difficult to know if you are being serious or ironic. I mean what are we to make of this post? On the one hand you give us the actual address of a sex anon group. Then you make reference to LT's past postings. So I find myself really wondering what is up.
If you are serious then, what can I say, go check out the sex anon group. It would probably be best then for you not to check ISG or participate. I mean that coming here is then obviously some sort of trigger for behaviour you say you want to change.
If you are being ironic or "funny", I have to say that you are getting awfully close to troll territory. That is your posts are becoming, for me, the posts of someone who is trolling the thread for reaction.
With regard to Jane-or any girl that gets stalker-ish-this has happened to me in my life a couple of times in the past. It is difficult to know with some women and there is certainly the potential for coming across unbalanced women in this hobby. However, when it happened to me, eventually I had to ask myself-what am I doing to encourage it? Even in really, really subtle ways. What I found out was that deep down I kind of liked the attention it got me. Even while I railed against it to my friends, I felt a certain satisfaction and even a power to the situation. I am not saying this is the case with you. But it could be. Only you can answer this and telling us here is ultimately pretty futile.
AM
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Troll La La and the Male Soul
[QUOTE=Angus Magee;1164627]Limey...If you are being ironic or "funny", I have to say that you are getting awfully close to troll territory. That is your posts are becoming, for me, the posts of someone who is trolling the thread for reaction...AM[/QUOTE]Angus. I could not agree with you more on all this, and very glad you said it. A lot qualifies for the Barking Mad Dept, in my book. Not to mention a prior "German" appeasement comment that I think is in remarkably poor taste, given our hosting country.
And for you tortured souls haunted by taunting 'tutes at the lockers: C'mon guys, get a bloody grip! It's all just a game. Done either fishing for euros or just out of boredom. So you just ignore it and move on with life. Have we all become such weak, timid, psychologically challenged things that we actually get rattled by such trivial silliness? It does not bode well for the future of the male species. Lighten up. The Forum has lately become a group therapy session vs useful tips and info (colorfully written of course) on the Art's scene for the old and new.
To whit- a sort of newish girl, tall blond built Eva, eine Hamburgerin, will soon leave for a bit and will be sorely missed. For those of you strong enough to enter the building.
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I knew my query on SLAA Berlin was a long shot, but it's only been a day so I still haven't given up hope of finding someone who can tell me if it's the real deal. Is it a free service or some kind of scam?
It seemed to me that the Artemis thread might be the best place in the world to find people with a sex addiction, but I have actually had more helpful responses on other forums entirely.
I should add you don't need to respond unless you have first-hand experience of it, or know someone who has had treatment / therapy. It is getting a bit old scrolling through long opinionated, aggrieved responses with zero actual information in them. I never said there was anything wrong with going to Artemis. I just think if you're doing it long term it should be done in conjunction with some sort of way of keeping your feet on the ground, some sort of control. Read through a few pages and you will see there are people who lose their heads to these women entirely.
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Thursday and Saturday
I ventures through on Thursday. Reconnected with Mary and recounted various life adventures. Nice, really nice. Also took her to room and spent one hour inspecting anatomy. Allesgut. As a mark of how long ot had been she asked me ein halb or ein stunde. Busy must be tough.
Followed up with Siena. She'd had a quiet day so provided more than inspired effort, which may have done damage to a man in Angus' condition before he took up the bike. I felt my age the next day (today).
I missed a Charlie siting, reported by Gabistza, who seemed suitable transfixed by this man of awe.
I will be around Saturday.
The those interested, the M49 night bus runs from ICC to Zoogarten every 30 mins all week.
BSK
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After a 10 day break, I was back in our beloved club on Thursday. There wasn't a big change in the girl brigade other than a few pleasant exceptions.
Seeing that the thread has become a little stale lately, I'll break my no-name principle this time and share a gem of a new girl I had the pleasure of encountering.
At least, I'm guessing that she's new since I don't remember seeing her before. The name is Gianna. A blonde with a beautiful face and quite a curvy body. Objectively one could classify her a little on the fat side, but subjectively I'd definitely classify her deeply on the delicious side. With a few notable exceptions, my first session with a new girl is usually a bit clumsy and impersonal, and I find the perfect tone in further sessions along the line. This one wasn't very different, but I got to say that it was still top notch. A blowjob to die *ahem* pay for. (-:
I'm planning to devote some further sessions to see what she's made of. But for now I can highly recommend this new gem. YMMV, of course.
The one thing I definitely hate about writing here is that it always makes me want to visit the big A again.
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Bearsk Sat. A-Team
[QUOTE=Bearsk; I will be around Saturday. BSK[/QUOTE]
B. Check your PMs, esp. 2nd. Support team en route.
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Support team 1 over, come in support team 2
Too good to be true!
This evenings support team will be configured slightly differrently to the morning.
The morning team consisted of:
Yolanda. Black girl of Jamaican and African descent. Great smile, excellent performance, nice to talk to after a slightly nervous start.
Carolina. Tall Lithuanian brunette with great eyes and nice BoBos. On my fantasy list for almost a year, very very nice. A must repeat.
I will see what I can give the evening team after that!
[QUOTE=Rocketboy0;1165007]B. Check your PMs, esp. 2nd. Support team en route.[/QUOTE]
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First timer to Artemis
Hello all,
I've just read through a few months' worth of messages in this thread. Thanks for the extensive information about Artemis (and other clubs) available on this forum, and thanks to Angus for sharing so much of his knowledge!
I will be in Berlin next month and plan a visit to Artemis.
I would like to know whether the gallery of girls on.
[url]http://www.fkk-artemis.de/de/girls.php[/url]
Is anywhere near accurate / updated / etc?
And maybe some of the regulars among you might point me to some of their favourite girls in terms of GFE / PSE, similarly to a rating done a few months earlier?
Thanks very much!
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Support team contacted
I returned after a break to be met by upper floor concierge, Nina. She seemed to be glowing more than normal. Apparently due to the mutual benefits of an encounter with AM. I was escorted to the dining room, with a friendliness and purpose by Miss Nina which seemed to be interpreted by a number of guys missing the Kino door to the left and instead planning for one on a dining room table. No such occurrence or luck but I was delivered to AM and Rocketboy. AM too had the post coital glow, Rocketboy playing the Virgin in HoHouse routine.
We ate some dinner then adjourned to a quiet spot for discussion of recent events at the Art, in Berlin and on the forum. We discussed whether one of a series of potential serial protagonist visit the club or even Berlin. Intelligence from the girls later in the evening suggests he visits but is felt to somewhat of a DH with belief in size of primary organ of expression and agrandizement of performance etc. One girl interviewed told us: "if you want to f-k my ass at least give a seconds notice". RB offered to investigate.
The meeting was forcibly adjourned when I kidnapped against my will by Mary and Siena who bound me and covered my mouth with duct tape. They then subjected me to unspeakable acts, many of which I do not understand. After they had had their way with me, I was cast into the night and caught the train home.
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The Temple of Love
this is a report from between february and june 2011. all the described girls are still@artemis.
milai (rom) latino-look, very beautiful with make-up on. actually it adds too much, cause i could not recognize her without. 160 cm. appealing body with beautiful curves. mediocre attitude and service. became hugo chavez in the room, commanding and demanding. almost taking cim for granted, could have been really turnoff. i was drowning in a sea of expected cum, i had to reinforce and regain control of my life. told her 'yes baby, i want to cum in your beautiful mouth'. i was a hypocrite and traitor, but it made her smile during the bj. went from bbbj to doggy and with the dick out of her mouth she spoke even more. i haven't experienced this before, i was horny and angry at the same time, loved fucking her while i felt frustration. normally i lose my erection, but since i could talk dirty my friend did not let me down. to her big surprise i finished inside her, and cried ut 'sorry' loudly. she looked paralyzed and did not reply. 60 paid and never again. verdict: d.
talisa (egypt / bra) 24 years old, long black hair, a lot of makeup around her eyes. 160 cm. stunning ass (perfect balance between musculus gluteus maximus / medius / minimus). she approached me and started kissing my mouth saying ' let mommy take care of you' and was really cuddling and warm. this statement brought a new dimension to my life. it felt very strange, but exciting, and i must point out that you really must not think about your own mother. bj, kissing, attention and desire was out of this world! i loved the way she manipulated me, the illusion was so realistic and addictive that i had a hard task ending the session after 120 minutes. i was in paradise. does anal, but it is not my cup of tea. on my way home at the messe nord / icc s bahn station 5:15 in the morning i asked myself if this was the high peak of my life and had to dry my eyes caused by overwhelming emotions. verdict: a
katya (svk) 32 years. 170 cm, dark / tanned skin, looks spanish. a fuck is a fuck. we have been saying hello, and speaking a bit during the last two years, nice person and not her fault, not mine either, it was just like that. no kissing, it was like fucking an old friend. unfair to give her negative description. verdict: c.
fatima (svk) 170 cm, slender, pale skin, tight body. convincing performance. very sensual. polite, even a few days after the session she treated me with respect even though i did 'shopping' in front of her. great girl. like it when girls understand my humor. not spectalular session, but her calm and pleasant demeanor makes me curious, will repeat. beautiful ass btw. verdict: b-
linnett (hun) sometimes when i see a girl, i can imagine what her father looks like. but who cares? 165 cm, late 20s, but difficult to guess her age. very good session, gfe. not to be a narcissist, but when a girl makes you finish three times in an hour it is an indicator. she is quiet and shy, but deserves more attention. we live in a superficial cruel world. drawback is all the bullshit about how she had missed me. i add a minus for that. verdict: b-
allison (ger) blond, hangs out with the blond german pussymafia. 26 years. 170 cm, from berlin. she was hanging around with jane and i observed her infamous hunt for euros. jane is a hard worker and a clever girl, but can also be a cold fish. probably nothing personal, just business from her side. i rejected therefore allisons attempt. stupid and prejudicefull of me. went down under the stairs to read my book. she came back alone, and laid down beside of me. we had a really nice conversation and i will not say that she manipulated me, but somehow she cought me. beautiful girl, natural, no hollywood-tanning or surgery, makeup or other bullshit. actually kissing also, not dfk, but still. i will never forget the beautiful view of her body while i was kissing her pussy. just like when i was 14 and saw my first porn movie. excessive amounts of hormons, never want to leave the sight, it looks so perfect, like a beautiful landscape formed by her curves. different landmarks, each of them with their unique qualities. hope i can see her again, want to add amarone wine in her umbillicus and tropical fruitsalad on her body, and mix up the taste of her pussyjuice with papaya and watermelon. oh my lord, embrace my lost soul. verdict: b.
blond german– 19 years. 160 cm, don't remember her name, she is always in the main bar and smiling if she gets an eyecontact. wearing red. in the zimmer. david lynch, if you ever want to make a pornmovie. maybe a reason for why i have forgotten your name little senorita? she started giving me something close to a bj. i had to look down sometimes just to ensure that my dick still was fixed to my body. it looked like a newborn little rabbit was trying to gain control over a carrot or maybe a little bird having a hard task pulling a worm out of the ground.
something like this:
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vweyhj4i2c&feature=related[/url]
she got angry when i requested a fuck. told me she had worked so hard for nothing. i had not cim in mind. closed eyes and thinking of samantha strongs hairy pussy from 1986 helped me finish when fucking in mish. holy. problem is, she still approches me with a smile just like nothing has happened. verdict: d..
shanti (tur) what a sexy, beautiful slender georgious creature! if you are into teens, and are not disturbed by her age (19) or other references regarding ottoman cultur and history ‡ try this turkish delight! cuddles, kisses, gives good massage. told me she had learnt it as young from her father and grandfather (.) well, speaks english better than me. i'm not so into very young girls, but she is really hot. i couldn't stop worshipping her perfect body and feel her soft skin. i was crazy, totally. god, i really miss her little theöner now. verdict: b+
berna (tur) my little journey in little asia continious and what goes up must cum down. sexy 160 cm, very long black hair. wearing sexy long black boots (her trademark). maybe just me, but it was fucking, no, this was a bad wank, no connection at all. superficial pleasure, profund sadness. it's difficult for me to verdict, it may be my fault. my verdict: d.
kimino (ita) member of the isg, it was a pleasure to spend time with him. good connection with handshake and eyecontact. respiratory and sirculatory stable, no signs of hypoxia or physical deficiency. great attitude. shaved head and loves indian food. no session or kissing or cuddling, but he brought me a coke which nourished my sore and dry throat. i had to go when i met talisa in the main bar upstairs. thanks for great company, hope i see you again! will definitely repeat! :) verdict: a.
lizz (ger) 20 years. looks like a young popstar. perfect teen body just like shanti. not the same enthusiasm as shanti, but the view is enough to splash the cash. i couldn't stop eating her pussy and when she started laughing, i understood that i must have been acting like a crazy pig with 3 heads. pussy is so perfect, so delicious that i really would love to fill her up with guava, papaya, and melon and enjoy the meal of the century. this girl makes me crazy, i wish i could kiss her everywhere@the same time. just like a tapas, mix the taste of garlic, meatballs, olive etc. can you imagine how it would be to kiss this girl?
[url]http://www.redtube.com/48001[/url]
this girl has an asshole, but i can not think that its connected to any small and large intestine. its just for the beauty. an umbillicus in the backside. how her digestive system works i don't know. sometimes kissing, sometimes not. verdict: b+
nina (cze) 29, black hair. top performance. honest, beautiful, sweet. dfk / gfe / bbbj, she told she liked me, but thought i spend too much time@artemis. be aware of stagnation she said, and i responded that so called free of charge –sex is the most expensive sex for me. one of the most relaxed and natural encounters@artemis. and please, ask for reverse cowgirl. if you session for 1 hour, you will definitely be rewarded. verdict a.
marketa (cze) what to say, one of my first 'loves' at artemis. still good, but not outstanding. 10, 000 euros spent@artemis has learned me that. my passion for her soft skin is neverending. her sexy voice, her figure, hair. what more to say? sometimes i think she does not want to be there, but she does not do anything about it. and due to the recent discussion about girls taking us for granted; i have recently had several bad experiences with this girl obviously getting pissed in front of me when i just talk and smile to another girl. you may think i am paranoid, but truth is she does try to make me jealous by picking up guys that sit beside me and the girl i am doing businnesspreparations with and on their way out she gives me this evil look. and this happens after i have recommended her to several guys that have sessioned her. strange because i get this from the girl i have been with 12-15 times, but from this moment no more. she is so sexy and beautiful that her wages are guaranteed without my small contributions. but for newbies: b+
mary (bul) maybe 27. 170 cm nice girl, very good sessions, long hair, cuddles, kisses, very charming in the room. great bbbj and gfe. but what has happened to her body? has become so thin, pale and breast are sagging. the downfall has been taking place within 9 months. i hope she is ok. norjan: deadly std or e-coli cucumbers? verdict: b.
kiara / chiara (pol) : i guess 27 years. this is my gift to you guys. long black hair. 160 cm, tanned, recently enhanced breasts. i liked them natural, not so into this fake stuff. has a large tattoo on her back, and one with 2 cherries in her pubic hair area. fantastic attitude and performance. her english sounds american, and her energy is positive. sessions reach historical peaks. it was so good that words can't justify the reality. learn how to behave from this girl marketa. easy to fall in love with. be careful. :) verdict: a
birgitte (serbia) maybe 35 years. short hair, small breasts. she is on one of the artemis videoes at youtube. good service, really good fuck. gets really wet. a bit too much, it was so slippery that i could barely finish even that she was my first victim of the day. feels like honeymoon-sex if anyone has tried that. verdict c+.
cony: 24 (rom).170-175 cm, this high heels are confusing me. this girl is hot, slim, sexy and her skin is another masterpiece from above. we were mentally good connected before the session, but some incidents regarding time and cim put an end to the good vibes. in my first visits to artemis i had several cims, but now i don't find any pleasure in doing this. i told her i rather go for a longer session instead of turbofucking mouthcumimng. she looked disappointed, and this fucked up my session. but i have read several good reports on her, and she partly showed her potential, so i will repeat soon, even if i have to cim just to please her wallet. cim for peace? strange days in the world. verdict: c, but i think a new session will upgrade this. in longterm i target b.
xenia (ger) maybe 27, short black hair with large tatooes on her back. enhanced breasts. my session with her was a different experince, because she is so crazy in the room. good dirtygirl feeling. 'fuck me, fuck my pussy harder! ' verdict: b.
rosali (greek my ass) maybe 24 years, she is most likely gypsy from rom, but claims beeing from athens. i don't give a * where people are from as long as relations and chemistry is there. dark skin, long black hair. 170 cm. was approached@the downstairs kino, in the front close to the entrance. started blowing and sucking, kissing and worshipping my entire body in a way that made all people in the area stop and watch, this was a mix of boys and even romanian girls that usually you can hear talking loudly in the stairways. at this moment my dick was the centre of the universe. 6-7 people standing just speechless watching this girl abusing my entire body in the same way as you can be met by a happy happy dog! i really recommend this sensation. verdict: b+
eda (tur) new (!) girl@the a. 24 years, blonde. 165 cm, slim, the thing i like with some of the new girls is their way of behaving and not being exposed to the transformation they usually go through. lovely girl, was just like meeting someone when you go out@a club. i asked her for going the zimmer, she shaid yes, but would like to have a cappuchino with me first. the extended 10 minutes was not charged. goood normal session, nice pink pussy, good tatse and smell. kissing, not dfk. verdict: b
elisabeth (dominican rep) maybe 28. black girl, works mostly downstair area. a classic beeing-abused-in-the-kino-experience. bbbj in kino, fuck & finish in the rooms beside. basically just a fuck, but good fuck. maybe repeat if i need a good fuck sometime. verdict: b-
maike (ger) 24years (?). blond, beautiful and slim, b-cups. no kissing. ok bbbj, delicious pink pussy, good taste, the pink colour of fresh salmon from scotland. problem is fucking her is like fucking a dead salmon too (i guess). no sign of affections during sex, how i actually did manage to finish must be because of her looks. not repeat. verdict: c- or d+.
talia: (rom) 25 maybe, long brown / black hair, tanned skin. 170 cm. attacked me in the kino, did sucking and fucking great, abused and raped me, and did not give me any money back when i handed over one fifty and one twenty euro note, just gave me a smile and said ' –tip for good service shatzy. '. maybe repeat. verdict: c+.
thank you for your attention.
zimmer baby
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Photos
The photos are probably a couple of years old.
DO NOT plan to take photos.
Scrolling down the following are still around:
Gabitza: PSE.
Kimberley: GFE.
Connie and Siena: GFE.
Inga: GFE.
Irish: GFE.
Joy and Fatima: GFE.
Leki: GFE or PSE.
Pimky: GFE.
Mary: GFE
Samira: PSE or GFE.
Victoria: GFE.
These are only MHO.
On a given day you will need to go with the flow, depend who is there and with whom you strike a mood. I don't think a rating is appropriate. You could go with any of the above (and 30 others: Nina, Marketa, Carolina, Yolanda, Virginia etc) and have an excellent time but YMMV.
There's a shorter list of girls to avoid you can glean from the forum.
BSK.
[QUOTE=Geko79; 1165072]Hello, all,
I've just read through a few months' worth of messages in this thread. Thanks for the extensive information about Artemis (and other clubs) available on this forum, and thanks to Angus for sharing so much of his knowledge!
I will be in Berlin next month and plan a visit to Artemis.
I would like to know whether the gallery of girls on.
[url]http://www.fkk-artemis.de/de/girls.php[/url]
Is anywhere near accurate / updated / etc?
And maybe some of the regulars among you might point me to some of their favourite girls in terms of GFE / PSE, similarly to a rating done a few months earlier?
Thanks very much! [/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=Bearsk;1165296]The photos are probably a couple of years old.[/QUOTE]The photos on the Artemis website are certainly not meant so that you can identify and pre choose the girls off the web page. The girls went to great pains not to be identifiable, wore wigs, make-up and other masking techniques. The photos are more to give the impression of what you will find when you visit.
Best way to do it-read the thread, make a mental list of girls who sound interesting, then forget about your list and just go and meet the girls. If when meeting the girls a familiar name arises great. The way not to do it is to remember girls names then go around trying to find a particular girl. This always begs the question-where did you hear of me, which then points to the forum.
Lists, mental and otherwise have been discussed here before. I think the general consensus is that they are of limited value but not to be dismissed entirely.
If you are really stuck on which girl to schtup-note that Berlin has a Geile Guide who is willing to enter the frey at your side and make recommendations and hook-ups.
That would be Angus :)
And you can read about his services here.
[url]http://www.angusmagee.com/?p=742[/url]
For the cost of admission and a small stipend you could be there in style and grace.
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[QUOTE=Zimmerbaby; 1165276]It looked like a newborn little rabbit was trying to gain control over a carrot or maybe a little bird having a hard task pulling a worm out of the ground.
Something like this:
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vWeyHj4i2c&feature=related[/url]
She got angry when I requested a fuck. Told me she had worked so hard for nothing. I had not CIM in mind. Closed eyes and thinking of Samantha Strongs hairy pussy from 1986 helped me finish when fucking in mish.[/QUOTE]Great great report ZB, thanks!
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[QUOTE=Angus Magee;1165393]Best way to do it-read the thread, make a mental list of girls who sound interesting, then forget about your list and just go and meet the girls. If when meeting the girls a familiar name arises great.[/QUOTE]Great piece of advice from Mr. Magee. I entered Artemis for the first time in January, with a short mental list of girls rated on this thread as top-providers. By pure luck I met Nina and Marketa and thanks to my mental list I experienced two top sessions. Then Marketa "introduced" me to Fatima, and I my luck was made for the third time that weekend. Good advice in form of a mental list can be worth gold if you meet the right girl.
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Czecho-Slovak network
There are many guys who would trade the 72 virgins for Nina, Marketa and Fatima.
There is a seasoning effort where the girls trust you. Its important not to rush or be rushed. In that regard, I find it easier to go during the day when things are quieter and there is more time to talk. There is a balance, however; I have met several girls and noted them to be to my taste and nice but then not pursued straight away. Its then taken me months to catch them again.
[QUOTE=Tjohoo; 1165462]Great piece of advice from Mr. Magee. I entered Artemis for the first time in January, with a short mental list of girls rated on this thread as top-providers. By pure luck I met Nina and Marketa and thanks to my mental list I experienced two top sessions. Then Marketa "introduced" me to Fatima, and I my luck was made for the third time that weekend. Good advice in form of a mental list can be worth gold if you meet the right girl.
T[/QUOTE]
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Righto!
[QUOTE=Tjohoo; 1165462]Great piece of advice from Mr. Magee. I entered Artemis for the first time in January, with a short mental list of girls rated on this thread as top-providers. By pure luck I met Nina and Marketa and thanks to my mental list I experienced two top sessions. Then Marketa "introduced" me to Fatima, and I my luck was made for the third time that weekend. Good advice in form of a mental list can be worth gold if you meet the right girl.
T[/QUOTE]Yes, Mr. Magee is on the money about how to do it. I met Marketa quite by chance too after she approached me in the kino. I sessioned with her, and it was great! I had some clue regarding her talents, though, because she appeared to be rather busy. So when I had my chance, I took it and was pleasantly surprised that such a petite girl took me deep in her tight ass too!
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[QUOTE=Zimmerbaby;1165276]KIMINO (ITA) Member of the ISG, it was a pleasure to spend time with him. Good connection with handshake and eyecontact. Respiratory and sirculatory stable, no signs of hypoxia or physical deficiency. Great attitude. Shaved head and loves Indian food. No session or kissing or cuddling, but he brought me a Coke which nourished my sore and dry throat. I had to go when I met Talisa in the main bar upstairs. Thanks for great company, hope I see you again! Will definitely repeat! :) Verdict: A.[/QUOTE]Glad you didn't mention the extras Zimmer Baby! :-)
Looking forward to meet you again! My next Art trip will be in sept. (5 to 7).
Ciaoo.
Kimino
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[QUOTE=Bearsk; 1165296]The photos are probably a couple of years old.
DO NOT plan to take photos.[/QUOTE]Oh, I certainly did not want to try and take photos, I was just curious whether those were the girls present at the current time at ARtemis. Looks like the management doesn't really care that much about their website.
[QUOTE=Angus Magee; 1165393]The photos on the Artemis website are certainly not meant so that you can identify and pre choose the girls off the web page. The girls went to great pains not to be identifiable, wore wigs, make-up and other masking techniques. The photos are more to give the impression of what you will find when you visit.
Best way to do it-read the thread, make a mental list of girls who sound interesting, then forget about your list and just go and meet the girls. If when meeting the girls a familiar name arises great. The way not to do it is to remember girls names then go around trying to find a particular girl. This always begs the question-where did you hear of me, which then points to the forum.
Lists, mental and otherwise have been discussed here before. I think the general consensus is that they are of limited value but not to be dismissed entirely.[/QUOTE]Thanks for your advice!
[QUOTE=Angus Magee; 1165393]If you are really stuck on which girl to schtup-note that Berlin has a Geile Guide who is willing to enter the frey at your side and make recommendations and hook-ups.
That would be Angus.
And you can read about his services here.
[url]http://www.angusmagee.com/?p=742[/url]
For the cost of admission and a small stipend you could be there in style and grace.[/QUOTE]Well, that sounds tempting. I will contact you through your website.
Cheers,
Geko79
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[QUOTE=Geko79;1165690]Looks like the management doesn't really care that much about their website.[/QUOTE]I do sort of have to agree as I have long thought that the website could use some work. But then again I think it will always be difficult in such a large brothel to keep the website current. Girls come and girls go, and none of them really want their photos on the internet so there is constant resistance. The only FKK I know that seems to be able to keep it all up to date on the website is Samya and that is a pretty small operation when compared to Artemis.
I have heard a rumor about an upgrade for the website that will include an daily presence schedule for the girls. But do not hold your breath on this. If it is ready as soon as the promised outdoor facility we may well be waiting a couple of more years to see it.
AM
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Night transportation
[QUOTE=Angus Magee; 1161029]Man 'o man. Priesterweg after 01:00 is not a great place to land. Last summer I was actually working in a small beer garden in the station (north end) and it gets pretty quiet at night. In fact had you walked about 10 min. West of there you would have hit Hauptstr. (actually called something different that far south) and had access to many night busses that would take you to Potsdammerplatz.
But generally you are right, it is good to know that the UBahn / SBahn system shuts down pretty early on the week nights. Get to know the night bus routes or plan a taxi is best.
Maybe I have to do a Walk with Angus night bus edition. .
AM[/QUOTE]I found that the VBB website ([url]http://www.vbbonline.de/start.php?id_language=2[/url]) has a handy feature that will generate a timetable that includes night busses for those pesky hours after the S-Bahn stops running. Under the "Route info" box enter "Westkreuz" and your final destination and click on the "often" box. You'll be asked to input a timeframe (say 00:00 to 04:00) , and after a few minutes you will have detailed directions on how to do your "ride o shame" without getting lost in the process.
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Last Saturday Night
I got into Berlin about 10:30 Saturday night. Since my flight back to NY was not until 1pm the next day I figured I would just stay at Artemis all night then head to the airport. I took the last SXF-1 bus (11pm) from Schonefeld Airport to the Sudkreuz train station and then took the S41 train to Westkreuz train station. I got to Artemis around midnight. As I was at the front desk I noticed a nice little blonde I have not seen before. I went into the bar and it was pretty crowded but I did not see any of the girls I sessioned with the week before. There were a few good ones but I was on the lookout for the little blonde I saw earlier. Eventually I saw her and grabbed her. Her name is Cindy and she is from Poland. She said she is 20 years old. 37Kg and 165cm. She had nice light skin, blonde hair and blue eyes (I think). There was about a 10 minute wait for the rooms. Cindy had a great body and gave BBBJ but she was a bit professional and mechanical. She also just got the last few drops of lube out of her tube. I was afraid to ask how long it takes her to go through a whole tube. A day? A week? I asked to take pictures but she said no. The other Polish girl, Maggie, that I sessioned with at Artemis last week was way better I think. I saw Maggie later on that night and that girl seems to not be able to sit down for a few minutes before someone takes her for a session. After I had the session with Cindy I ate then hung out on the couch facing the bar behind the railing. A few girls bothered to come all the way over to my couch. There was a blonde and black haired german team who came by and tried to sell a threesome. They were tall and thin and pretty but I forgot their names. A girl who looked like a gypsy but swore she was greek came by and was very persistent but she was a bit older and not my type. I didn't do much for the rest of the night except take a nap downstairs by the pool until almost closing time.
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[QUOTE=Simpleminded;1167400]Since my flight back to NY was not until 1pm the next day I figured I would just stay at Artemis all night then head to the airport.......I didn't do much for the rest of the night except take a nap downstairs by the pool until almost closing time.[/QUOTE]If Artemis closes, how were you able to stay there all night?
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[QUOTE=Lorenzo;1167427]If Artemis closes, how were you able to stay there all night?[/QUOTE]Artemis closes at 05:00 so it is effectively all night. At least by the time it closes the Sbahn is running again. It reopens at 11:00.
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[QUOTE=Angus Magee; 1167475]Artemis closes at 05:00 so it is effectively all night. At least by the time it closes the Sbahn is running again. It reopens at 11:00.
AM[/QUOTE]Yes, by saying "all night" I meant until they close at 5am. When I left, the trains were running again and I took the train and the bus to TXL airport where I sat around until my 1pm flight.
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[QUOTE=Dr Jekyll;1160878]Once again the opportunity for an Artemis visit has come. I'll be there Tuesday Jun 7 (hopefully). Now I wonder, does anyone know if Fatima (aka Vivian) is still around? It been a few months since I last saw her.[/QUOTE]Ok so I answer this one myself then. Yes she is still around, and she is still amazing!
Arrived dead tired at around 22:00 after a long day of travelling and meetings. After chilling out for a little while in the pool area I found Fatima, friendly and super sexy as always, and dragged her to one of the downstairs rooms by the kino for an one-hour session. Probably the best payed-for sex I've ever had.
Fell asleep in one of the sofas for a couple of hours and was after that picked up by an Hungarian 20-year old girl in the bar. Don't know why I went with her, but I was tired and my guard was down I guess. In any case, fucked her for a while in the downstairs kino and finished off in one of the rooms. Definitely not a session I will remember. Luckily, Fatima made my visit totally worthwhile in any case.
For the second time I was bitten on my leg by something (a bedbug most probably) on an Artemis visit. Might be that this is a very common problem in the cheaper hotels in the area, or maybe the problem is not in the hotels at all? Who knows.
Cheers.
/Dr Jekyll
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[QUOTE=Dr Jekyll; 1168034]For the second time I was bitten on my leg by something (a bedbug most probably) on an Artemis visit. Might be that this is a very common problem in the cheaper hotels in the area, or maybe the problem is not in the hotels at all? Who knows.
Cheers.
/Dr Jekyll[/QUOTE]I have been regularly bitten at Artemis. It happens downstairs. I spoke to one of the staff about it once. They leave the windows wide open to allow air to circulate down there and the insects come in from the garden. I very rarely venture downstairs for this very reason. Especially in Summer.
Charlie
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A complex girl
Arrived at the club sozzled, as per plan, and staggered up to the alcohol-free bar in a pleasant haze surrounded by nubile visions. Spent about three hours just hanging around and trying to decide which one was the prettiest. Difficult job given my condition, but important.
If they gave out prizes for leering, I would bag them all.
But I wasn't the squiffiest guy there. The highlight of the evening came when Dominique Strauss-Kahn (or his body double, the real DSK being unavoidably detained elsewhere) mounted the stripper stage and started a frenetic pole dance, his robe falling loose and layers of fat and a microscopic dick flapping everywhere under the flashing disco lights. The girls thought it was a great laugh, but the male congregation was mostly Italian that evening. They are a passionate and sensitive race. One guy started cradling his head in his hands, and another raised his arm to the flailing Falstaff in a weak protest, something like,"Mamma mia, il palcoscenico è riservato per le belle ragazze!" Dominique didn't appear to notice, he was too far into it.
I couldn't stay to watch the show, being on my own personal, unfulfilled quest for the Perfekt Maedchen. A lot of the scene at Artemis was just the same-old-faces but I was pleased to bump into Shakira again by the pool. And pretty soon I was thinking it was pretty silly of me to ever mistake Audrey from Hungary for Shakira. I mean, they have the same hair but totally opposite personalities. Audrey is a restrained sort of girl, sweet, masochistic, and inclined to conversation. I told her I would catch up with her later, and, finding no-one better, I kept good on my word. An hour later we went zimmering.
When I touched the pretty blonde underneath, I felt her moistness, the prelude to a pretty decent thirty minutes, with DFK, DATY, BBBJ, and KABLOOEY in various positions. Contrary to another post, she preferred doggie, her ass squirming desperately ("Ow! Ow! OW!") and I holding on to her bucking hips equally desperately. We orgasmed at the same time. Afterwards she became withdrawn, as if half-ashamed by what had happened between us. Then ten minutes later I was at the bar and she came and sat a couple of seats away. I didn't know if she wanted to chat, but given her silence in the room, I figured not and went away. What can I say. Women are confusing to me.
One thing I would say about Audrey though is that she does not have the soul of a WG. Don't expect a super-hot porn star in the room, expect a complex girl-next-door type. In fact, it is better if you spend an hour or so beforehand in the bar holding her hand, understanding her neuroses, making sure you really fit together before you go to a room. And then when you get to the room, take it as slowly as your budget allows, kissing her tenderly all over, exciting her, before moving on to greater adventures. Whatever you do, DON'T just go whambamming the girl like a fricking demented testosterone-exploding Caveman, which is exactly what I always do. Yes it's pleasurable, but if you want her continued affections day after day it's worth taking the time to get to know her. If you don't have the patience for that, <sad-look, maybe you should try that hot little package from Thailand instead.
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Artemis I salute you!
This was my fourth visit to Artemis and the best so far, arrived at 20:00 on a Thursday night the place was buzzing.
There were lots of talent around so I decided to head for the kino downstairs and after only a few minutes SAMIRA introduces
Herself and only seconds after she starts to DFK me all over the place almost like a dog haha she started with BBBJ in the kino before we continued
With intercourse in the room totally GFE experience. Samira has a very slim body with small enhanced tits long black hair and a tight pussy.
I would definetily repeat.
Next up was IRIS, she is a blond girl with enhanced tits from EE she gave me my best BBBJ ever she also did the cowgirl position really good but I wanted to
End with CIM because of her skills with her tongue, also a tight pussy not that unimportant in my book. I would repeat.
After an hour or so MARKETA came by to say Hello, my first thought was 'thanks but no thanks' because I was a little bit exhausted from my previous encounters but then I remembered I few good reviews on her at this forum so I agreed I would say she did an ok performance but she tried to sell in anal, CIM etc. And that almost ruing the experience for me, + a loose ****. I will not repeat.
Last up SIANA this was hours after the Marketa showdown she is probably one of the prettyest girls at Artemis and after last night I know she is the best fuck at Artemis I can't describe in words how good the sex was with her and this was remember my fourth pop of the night!
She has a pornstar figure, long blonde hair, pretty face and tits to die for. I will repeat her tonight first thing.
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Marketa
[QUOTE=Toxteth;1169615]After an hour or so MARKETA came by to say Hello, my first thought was 'thanks but no thanks' because I was a little bit exhausted from my previous encounters but then I remembered I few good reviews on her at this forum so I agreed I would say she did an ok performance but she tried to sell in anal, CIM etc. And that almost ruing the experience for me, + a loose ****. I will not repeat.[/QUOTE]Marketa might be getting a little worn out. She's been fuckin' EVERYBODY! I mean, when I was there last it was like non-stop sessions for her. She called me a sex machine (mere platitudes I'm sure). I responded,"No YOU are the sex machine!" When I was with her there was no upselling. I was the one who asked for her asshole, but that was it.
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[QUOTE=The Cane;1169635]Marketa might be getting a little worn out. She's been fuckin' EVERYBODY! I mean, when I was there last it was like non-stop sessions for her. She called me a sex machine (mere platitudes I'm sure). I responded,"No YOU are the sex machine!"[/QUOTE]I think at some point the FKK's and bordellos will have to address this phenomenon of girls getting worn out.
There is a certain small percentage of women, maybe 5 percent, who really do enjoy lots of promiscuous sex every day with lots of different men. They are basically born to the profession. But the majority of women seem to get jaded and weary after the initial thrill and strangeness of it all has worn off, and then they just think about the money. Perhaps there should be some rule stopping them from working more than two days a week or something like that. I don't know, there are a lot of potential ideas. These places have only been legal for a decade, so it is no wonder they are still working out the kinks in the system.
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[QUOTE=The Limey;1169856]I think at some point the FKK's and bordellos will have to address this phenomenon of girls getting worn out.[/QUOTE]Why would they "have to address this phenomenon"? Is there a Central FKK Marketing and Planning Committee that I have not heard of somewhere? Artemis is a private business, one that at the moment really has no competition in Berlin. They run the place as they see fit and as I understand it their preference is to have full time girls who work as much as possible and try to provide a consistency in product rather than quality.
The part timer 'tute is, I fear, a dying breed in large FKK clubs. If this is what you are after you would best look in the smaller clubs and sift plenty of chafe before you find your part time wheat.
I notice that even in the three or so years I have been going to Artemis this part time worker is getting more and more rare, and as I understand it Artemis has no interest in hiring such girls these days.
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Burnt out on burn out.
[QUOTE=Angus Magee; 1170266]Why would they "have to address this phenomenon"? Is there a Central FKK Marketing and Planning Committee that I have not heard of somewhere?
AM[/QUOTE]Some idea to control / monitor "burn out" indeed seems quite silly. Perhaps The Limey is uniquely qualified to act as judge.
Burn out itself is a bit in the eye of the beholder. It could be that 2 people just don't click and the man conveniently blames it on "burn out". Different 'tutes have very different thresholds. I have been very shocked on occasion to be with someone who by any standards should be burned out and the session was just great. Women really are different in this way and men would burn out long before their female opposites.
Burn out can also happen on any given long day, vs say over a longer period of time. But ultimately burn out is a choice. Women are very free to take very long pauses in their locker room, at the bar, in the dining hall, at the video games, or by just saying "no". I believe they are also free to come and go-though of course it varies on the distances involved. I see many have somewhat irregular schedules, leaving on odd days during mid-week etc. to go home for a week or so. Angus you might know more about this, but I don´t think there is a minimum days stay required, though maybe if you share a room upstairs you have to commit to a few? I actually do think management keeps an eye on burn out, or girls pushing themselves, to an extent. Certainly if it were to lead to complaints.
A very, very few of staff are so money-obsessed that seem to push on, regardless. But I have talked with a number of girls about the whole thing. They are very aware of the danger of burn out (they are very aware of girls who are burning out) and the good ones protect themselves in a variety of ways. The stars know their success depends upon at least not appearing burned out (even if they might be). So it sort of regulates itself nicely.
If you as monger don't take the time to talk before hand and suss out the state of mind, then you really can only blame yourself if you think you come across "burn out". Caveat emptor. I really don't think this is an issue.
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2 days a week with a 3 fold increase in the tariff
The girls can work less if we pay them more.
I miss the days of the part timer but still think the quality is good.
I suffer from burn out on occasions generally there are girls that seemed to be able to fix that. Pretty quickly.
Burn out for the girls is complex. It depends where they are going with their lives and how much we give them. As one girl told me earlier in the year:
Shorter sessions are good for my bank account but worse for my soul. Meaning the pregame chat and some after pillow talk, further discussion in the bar or laying under the stairs is helpful to them. They all want money, but a little extra time and consideration is worthwhile on all accounts lest we be ships in the night and my prose deteriorates to the point of ElLimies.
Angus, You may not have been logging into the special FKK board where we have discussed Central Marketing and Planning. You have just been elected secretary. Congratulations. BSK.
[QUOTE=Angus Magee; 1170266]Why would they "have to address this phenomenon"? Is there a Central FKK Marketing and Planning Committee that I have not heard of somewhere? Artemis is a private business, one that at the moment really has no competition in Berlin. They run the place as they see fit and as I understand it their preference is to have full time girls who work as much as possible and try to provide a consistency in product rather than quality.
The part timer 'tute is, I fear, a dying breed in large FKK clubs. If this is what you are after you would best look in the smaller clubs and sift plenty of chafe before you find your part time wheat.
I notice that even in the three or so years I have been going to Artemis this part time worker is getting more and more rare, and as I understand it Artemis has no interest in hiring such girls these days.
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[QUOTE=Bearsk;1170525]Angus, You may not have been logging into the special FKK board where we have discussed Central Marketing and Planning. You have just been elected secretary. Congratulations. BSK.[/QUOTE]Damn, I was hoping fo Chairman of the Bored, a la Iggy. Then I could have a secretary. Think Fatima is free?
[url]http://grooveshark.com/s/I+m+Bored/2BeL80? Src=5.[/url]
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Soul Train
[QUOTE=Bearsk; 1170525]The girls can work less if we pay them more. As one girl told me earlier in the year: Shorter sessions are good for my bank account but worse for my soul. BSK.[/QUOTE]Herr Doktor Bearsk.
If I got paid more, I too would work less. Gladly. I would even spend more on the lovelies. But at the moment my interests align well with Dass Crisis- short sessions better (or less worse) for my bank account as well. I do try to compromise by pre and post chats as you suggest, just preferably off the clock. Longer sessions might be better for my soul, but I doubt it would help. It's just too late.
Actually, there are some issues re pay & soul you could bring up: the day time (before 6pm) or 2 hrs maximum reduced price that might encourage more traffic during slow hours (to be fair this is an Angus idea) , and maybe a reduced 30 min extension price that might encourage longer sessions, as is often the case in the NRW Gebiet.
Less burn out, less burn through.
Please can you kindly take this up with the Central Planning Committee (and I thought these things went out of fashion when the Wall came down.)
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Playlist of the music played at Artemis in the evenings
Anyone has a list of the tracks that are played in late night at Artemis? Looking for the "arabic / Romanian / gispsy / belly dance / don't know what" stuff. You know what I'm talking about for sure.
Been googling but only found crap.
I would ask the "DJ" but my next visit is in sept. And I need the stuff before that.
Yes, a boring day! Hahaha.
Ciaooo
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[QUOTE=Rocketboy0;1170552]If I got paid more, I too would work less.[/QUOTE]Are you one the Artemis girls in drag? I can usually pick them.
[QUOTE=Rocketboy0;1170552]Longer sessions might be better for my soul, but I doubt it would help.It's just too late.[/QUOTE]I pray for your black soul daily but you are right, its probably too late.
[QUOTE=Rocketboy0;1170552]Please can you kindly take this up with the Central Planning Committee (and I thought these things went out of fashion when the Wall came down.)[/QUOTE]There does appear to be an excess of former KGB agents on our committee.I am doing a background check on you and Angus as we speak.
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[QUOTE=Kimino; 1170808]Anyone has a list of the tracks that are played in late night at Artemis? Looking for the "arabic / Romanian / gispsy / belly dance / don't know what" stuff. You know what I'm talking about for sure.
Been googling but only found crap.
I would ask the "DJ" but my next visit is in sept. And I need the stuff before that.
Yes, a boring day! Hahaha.
Ciaooo[/QUOTE]I wrote an answer with links to YouTube, but it was censored. But search for these tracks in Youtube and maybe you will have a happy ending:
*Edward Maya & Vika Jigulina. Stereo Love (Official Music Video)
*Edward Maya & Vika Jigulina. Desert Rain (Official Music Video)
*Jay Sean. Ride It.
*Hurts. Wonderful Life.
*Play _ Win. Ya Bb (Club Version)
* Inna. Hot.
* Paul van Dyk feat Rea Garvey. Let Go
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Hi Guys,
Thinking about visiting Artemis late August / Early September, is that a good time?
Thanks in advance
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[QUOTE=Hayanusa;1171911]Thinking about visiting Artemis late August / Early September, is that a good time?[/QUOTE]In principle yes. BUT-IFA the huge consumer electronics convention is on 2-7 Sept.
While this will most def bring in fresh talent, Artemis can be unbearably crowded, even by 8pm. Trick is to show up in the afternoon and get out by 9. All systems inorganic and organic get too stressed out, rooms and orifices full etc. You might want to organize your trip to begin a few days before, and then try it on opening day just to see.
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July 13: Big outdoor foam party
From the Art website, there will be a big outdoor foam party on the evening of the 13 July.
[url]http://www.fkk-artemis.de/de/aktuelles.php[/url]
I wonder exactly what is planned? Will the building resemble a huge cup of cappuccino?
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[QUOTE=Rocketboy0; 1172041]In principle yes. BUT-IFA the huge consumer electronics convention is on 2-7 Sept.
While this will most def bring in fresh talent, Artemis can be unbearably crowded, even by 8pm. Trick is to show up in the afternoon and get out by 9. All systems inorganic and organic get too stressed out, rooms and orifices full etc. You might want to organize your trip to begin a few days before, and then try it on opening day just to see.[/QUOTE]I just can confirm this, as I use to visit IFA (will come also this year)
Thursday night is pretty normal, while Friday and Saturday is crazy from 8-9 pm, with white robes everywhere!
Go Thursday and go the other days early, like 3-4 pm and get done and satisfied before the crowd hits.
Then stay and watch the scene relaxed as long as you find it amusing.
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Fee Fi Foam
[QUOTE=Angus Magee;1172055]From the Art website, there will be a big outdoor foam party on the evening of the 13 July.[/QUOTE]Angus-there has indeed been a lot of speculation about this foam business. Some wishful thinkers (you know who you are) are hoping that the whole pool will be stocked with contraceptive foam, so there would be an Alles Ohne night . Others think the entire parking lot will be filled with soap bubbles, and the well soaked staff will wash cars with their bodies, especially those tasteful Porsche Cayennes and Audi Q7s which single-handedly, keep oil at over $100 bbl. Or it could be that Security will bring in their Pit Bulls and Rotweillers, foaming at the mouth, and let them roam freely. This might encourage longer sessions.
If you look at the Arts website link you helpfully provided, you will also see that not 1, but 2 free cocktails (as in drinks, not the staff unfortunately) will be offered to one and all that night. With the entire male clientele thus in various states of schwackdom, to protect all involved from falling out of windows or tumbling down the circular stairways to heaven, it might make sense that the building will be flooded with airport crash foam. Who can say? It is the eternal mystery that keeps us all going there, is it not? Well hopefully Sir Charles will send a report, as he indicated elsewhere at the Berlin forum, he will be on the scene.
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[QUOTE=Blue Swede; 1172072]I just can confirm this, as I use to visit IFA (will come also this year)
Thursday night is pretty normal, while Friday and Saturday is crazy from 8-9 pm, with white robes everywhere!
Go Thursday and go the other days early, like 3-4 pm and get done and satisfied before the crowd hits.
Then stay and watch the scene relaxed as long as you find it amusing.
Blue[/QUOTE]Thanks. I should be there at end of August so will visit before IFA starts!
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[QUOTE=Zimmerbaby;1171784]I wrote an answer with links to YouTube, but it was censored. But search for these tracks in Youtube and maybe you will have a happy ending.[/QUOTE]Hey Zimmerbaby, thanks! I'll go look.
Will you show up during Ifa? I'll be there during the last days of Ifa. From mon 5 to wed 7 sept.
Best.
Kimino
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[QUOTE=Kimino; 1172656]Hey Zimmerbaby, thanks! I'll go look.
Will you show up during Ifa? I'll be there during the last days of Ifa. From mon 5 to wed 7 sept.
Best.
Kimino[/QUOTE]Ciao!
I can only say maybe, but I hope so. I have recently been trying out other sides of the Berlin scene private GB-parties and it's of great sexual and economic value. Hope this can help me rediscover Artemis. Sorry for off topic. BTW: Artemis during IFA is very crowded, and when you meet a nice girl you must expect to hear "zimmer frei" several times before the party gets started.
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Outdoor facilities
[QUOTE=Angus Magee;1172055]From the Art website, there will be a big outdoor foam party on the evening of the 13 July.[/QUOTE]Does this mean that the long awaited outdoor area is unveiled? The website mentions an "outdoor area" being up and running. I'm heading to Berlin in two weeks and would love to check it out!
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[QUOTE=Zimmerbaby; 1172764]Ciao!
I can only say maybe, but I hope so. I have recently been trying out other sides of the Berlin scene private GB-parties and it's of great sexual and economic value. Hope this can help me rediscover Artemis. Sorry for off topic. BTW: Artemis during IFA is very crowded, and when you meet a nice girl you must expect to hear "zimmer frei" several times before the party gets started.[/QUOTE]Yeah, been through that some times, could be a nightmare but also a lot of fun if you are in the mood.
I'll probably be visiting in the early afternoons but also in the evenings. I'll be with a good friend from Italy and hope to meet with some other ISG friends, Charlie, Angus, Rocketboy.
Really looking forward!
Ciao.
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[QUOTE=Boulderado;1173137]Does this mean that the long awaited outdoor area is unveiled? The website mentions an "outdoor area" being up and running. I'm heading to Berlin in two weeks and would love to check it out![/QUOTE]A good question. All I can say is last time I was by the place (mid June?) there was a vacant lot, lots of dust, a porta cabin and no construction equipment in sight. So what this foam party will entail is anyone's guess. Maybe they are just going to foam down the parking lot?
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[QUOTE=Angus Magee; 1173325]All I can say is last time I was by the place (mid June?) there was a vacant lot, lots of dust, a porta cabin and no construction equipment in sight. So what this foam party will entail is anyone's guess. Maybe they are just going to foam down the parking lot?
AM[/QUOTE]You're right. There's a lot of dust and nothing else. No outdoor area in 2011, IMHO.
They are just going to foam the roof. Foam party will happen on top of the building. What happens, if it will rain on 13th of July? Don't know.
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Paving Paradise
[QUOTE=Pharisaer;1173330]You're right. There's a lot of dust and nothing else. No outdoor area in 2011, IMHO.[/QUOTE]Well of course, when it happens, it happens, but the plan is
Construction of a new wing, with jacuzzi / pool, some sort of business lounge Wifi area, some more rooms, and performance space is to take place all of August by some BlitzKrieg construction team, and should be near done in Sept, if not sooner. I guess all things being equal they would love to have it done by the IFA Messe, but we shall see. It is not meant to be an outdoor area; it is a small plot sandwiched between 2 railway lines, a parking lot, and an autobahn. Oase it will never be. And IMHO, that's quite ok.
And now for something completely different,
Charlie 123, PM My Lord......
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Plans
[QUOTE=Rocketboy0;1173594]Construction of a new wing, with jacuzzi / pool, some sort of business lounge Wifi area, some more rooms, and performance space is to take place all of August by some BlitzKrieg construction team, and should be near done in Sept, if not sooner.[/QUOTE]Wow! A business center and a performance space? Can we rent out conference rooms for meetings / powerpoint presentations and then go to a performance of Mama Mia? Talk about mainstreaming of the FKK!
Seriously, I'm looking forward to my second trip to Berlin since learning about FKKs. I told a friend who escorts in the States and she is pretty amazed at the set up. I wold imagine that an American who wants to try her hand at an FKK would need a work permit? Are these easy to get? While the majority of the girls seem to be EU, a fair number come from the far east / Russia / South America, so I guess it's possible to get the proper permits, no?
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[QUOTE=Rocketboy0; 1173594]Well of course, when it happens, it happens, but the plan is
Construction of a new wing, with jacuzzi / pool, some sort of business lounge Wifi area, some more rooms, and performance space is to take place all of August by some BlitzKrieg construction team, and should be near done in Sept, if not sooner. I guess all things being equal they would love to have it done by the IFA Messe, but we shall see. It is not meant to be an outdoor area; it is a small plot sandwiched between 2 railway lines, a parking lot, and an autobahn. Oase it will never be. And IMHO, that's quite ok.
And now for something completely different,
Charlie 123, PM My Lord.[/QUOTE]I'm making a market in the opening date for this new facility for anyone who wishes to trade. My spread is March 21 2012 to April 4 2012, in a maximum size of $250 per day.
C
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This thread seems to be sleeping a bit.
I had another question about the regulations at Artemis. In what areas of the club is masturbation allowed, and do the girls tend to view the "competition" with curiosity or frustrated anger?
No flaming please.
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[QUOTE=The Limey; 1174938]This thread seems to be sleeping a bit.
I had another question about the regulations at Artemis. In what areas of the club is masturbation allowed, and do the girls tend to view the "competition" with curiosity or frustrated anger?
No flaming please.[/QUOTE]Ok, I'll bite. Masturbation is not really allowed or disallowed. It is however majorly creepy and this is exactly how the girls view it when it happens, as it does, in the kino.
So if you are a kino creeper (as I have long suspected), best keep it to yourself as it will not make you popular here, or with the girls.
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Letting Sleeping Dogs Lie
[QUOTE=The Limey;1174938]This thread seems to be sleeping a bit. In what areas of the club is masturbation allowed, and do the girls tend to view the "competition" with curiosity or frustrated anger?.No flaming please.[/QUOTE]Limey-At least you worried about being flamed. This post, exploring new depths, is perhaps a first: a wank about a wank. The question should also apply here, about what is written in the forum. But here are some results, after hours of interviews:
Marketa: It is curiosity major.
Shiva: I feel only frustrated anger.
Natalie: Very curious and angry.
Nina: Frustrated, but only in the kitchen.
Ella: Curious as he has paid 80 EUR, when he can jerk off at home for free.
Romy: I have no idea, I am on holidays.
Naomi: I am curious about my frustrated anger; later I am angry about my curiosity.
Natascha: No idea as I work at Salon Prestige.
Jenna: Er ist ein Idiot.
However, not to worry as Foam Night approaches and you can wank all over the soaped up roof terrace and no one will notice. Unless it rains.
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USA working girls in German FKK
[QUOTE=Boulderado; 1173673]Wow! A business center and a performance space? Can we rent out conference rooms for meetings / powerpoint presentations and then go to a performance of Mama Mia? Talk about mainstreaming of the FKK!
Seriously, I'm looking forward to my second trip to Berlin since learning about FKKs. I told a friend who escorts in the States and she is pretty amazed at the set up. I wold imagine that an American who wants to try her hand at an FKK would need a work permit? Are these easy to get? While the majority of the girls seem to be EU, a fair number come from the far east / Russia / South America, so I guess it's possible to get the proper permits, no?[/QUOTE]I think it would be possible for a American girl to work at an FKK on a 3-month tourist visa without a working permit. If she stayed and worked longer than the 3 months, she would need a working permit. But I'm not sure about this. I would call the FKK club and ask about the possibilities.
I also mentioned this to a stripper in club here in the USA and she was curious and amazed. We talked about why the USA would not allow an FKK to function here.
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[QUOTE=The Limey; 1174938]This thread seems to be sleeping a bit.
I had another question about the regulations at Artemis. In what areas of the club is masturbation allowed, and do the girls tend to view the "competition" with curiosity or frustrated anger?
No flaming please.[/QUOTE]The girls react differently. You must endure being abandoned and hated by some. It is not certain that it is behavior that creates resentment, but secondarily because it is an economic threat. What is interesting is how the talented girl resolve the situation. This is about mindfucking. I do not say this because I am wanking in the kinos, because I don't. I have had several hundred sessions at Artemis, but one time in the kino I had a creepy and disgraceful erection while sitting there alone. When the Polish girl entered kino she grabbed my dick which was covered and looked surprised. You can still act in a polite way even if the blood has accumulated below the brain. But I could see that somehow she got turned on by this, and I must add: I am not Brad Pitt, this was chemistry and non-verbal communication. The way she was looking at me, that few important seconds that totally changes the setting. The session was very different, it was real, not to be forgotten the next day. Several months after this horrific incident I feel a diffent kind of connection to this girl.
So you are a man, watching porn in HD quality only wearing a robe or a towel, surrounded by naked girls. How could we talk about COB, CIM, COF, and suddenly we define decency and creepiness at this stage? I think that girls who cannot deal with stiff coks should stay away from the kinos. You probably would not session them anyway. Sitting there as easy targets and continously rejecting requests for sex that pisses them off and at the end kills the atmosphere? No, I want the girls that make me want to session them instead of wanking. I want to sit in the kino searching for that particular girl that manages to capture a wanking client and session her, or maybe I will masturbate myself?
After the first 50 visits to Artemis you need something more. The incentives for going there declines. And in my opinion some of the girls whatever nationality should learn to behave. It is a turn off and a mood killer when you get hit by a hostile group because you are relaxing after 3 finishes.
I say this because I sometimes find the atmosphere at Artemis a bit unsexy, which is a paradox given the circumstances. On the other hand I have experience from several partytreffs and gangbangs in Berlin that is a very needed supplement for the sometimes business-like atmosphere in the property of Mr Haki Simsek. For me Artemis is a castle in the sky and I love to have it in my life. It gives a drive, energy, direction, peace of mind in the same way that candyshops did it for me in my childhood. I want the girl that manages to tease me to the level of insanity which leads her to grind her pussy and juice on my face and glaze it like a tenderloin's added BBQ-sauce.
Listen to this and change the word greed with FFK or Artemis. :)
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vscG3k91s58&feature=related[/url]
I hope that this was not too patethic.
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Stiff cocks in Kino
Well, I have to be honest and say that I like to sit in the Kino and wait for the right girl to help me. Not saying that I am stroking my cock as I do at home, but maybe touch a little outside the bathrobe so anyone can't see. Getting myself in a good mood. And maybe thats why I like to do it in the Kino, not only HJ / BJ. When I want sex I go to the kino, get in the mood and wait for the right girl that sends me the right wibes and then I happily do it in "public" if she agrees.
I like Artemis and Palace Kinos. Best Kinos so far for sex. Oase horrible, Golden Time to small. Just been to 4 FKKs.
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[QUOTE=Zimmerbaby;1175227]So you are a man, watching porn in HD quality only wearing a robe or a towel, surrounded by naked girls. How could we talk about COB, CIM, COF, and suddenly we define decency and creepiness at this stage?[/QUOTE]Indeed. I count a visit to Artemis as wasted if I have not succeeded in "exploring new depths" of depravity.
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Foam Party postponed
Seems due to weather concerns the foam party has been postponed until later in the month, the 27th of July.
[url]http://fkk-artemis.de/de/index.php[/url]
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Joaoys
So I was bewildered when the girls told me about a guy that does his own CIM and COF in the Kino then walks upstairs and charges himself an extra 50 euro for it. Now its totally clear.
[QUOTE=The Limey;1175355]Indeed. I count a visit to Artemis as wasted if I have not succeeded in "exploring new depths" of depravity.[/QUOTE]
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A quick report on my visit to Artemis last week.
This was only be second time there, the first time was sometime last year and to be honest the first time I went I wasn't amazed by the place. I did report on my time there before, but I went away thinking the place was expensive for a lacklustre BJ+CIM from an aging Russian. I'll freely admit I went with one of the first few girls to come over and talk to me, so I should have selected a bit better. I've had to create a new user for the site, so not sure where my other report went.
Anyway, I thought I'd take the time to give the place a second chance, and I'm so glad I did. Wow, what a time!
It was bikini / underwear night, which was nice as I quite like the girls walking around dressed up, but it also turned out to be very busy due to the convention on. When I got there, it was at least 3 times as busy and the previous time, and only got busier.
I lurked by the bar for about an hour, rebuffing all of the girls after my last experience there. There was a couple of girls that definitely got my attention however, and so soon after when one of the came near, I waved her over. She was Nina from Prague and was a very hot brunette with amazing eyes. We started off in the kino, then went to a downstairs room (it was already getting very busy, but luckily there was one room free).
The sex with Nina was absolutely fantastic. She gave an amazing BJ then we did around 6 positions including a lovely reverse cowgirl. I finished her off in doggy, with a great view of her ass and her face in the mirrors.
I'd definitely recommend some time with Nina, but if I was to give any negatives it was that she was slightly cold. Only very small kisses, no tongue, and very courteous moaning. Her great body more than made up 100x over, though.
After Nina, I lurked by the bar to recover a bit, and by this time the place was very packed. At least 4/5 guys per girl, I'd guess, so most of the girls I'd seen before were nowhere to be seen. However, after about 15 mins, I noticed a great-looking blonde that I made eye contact with and she came over and introduced herself as Marketa. I've read about her several times here, and this was one girl I really wanted to spend time with. However, I really needed some more time to recover, and due to the amount of other guys around, she wasn't in the mood to chat for a while. I told her I'd love to go with her, and I hoped she's come back in a short while.
I basically spent the next 2 hours trying to find her, but she was nowhere to be seen. I was annoyed at myself for not going with her when I had the chance, but on reflection it probably would have been a bad session given my condition. Next time.
So, I eventually decided to look who else was around, and the place was starting to get less busy. I made eye contact with a nice looking blond. As soon as she came over and started chatting, I was totally besotted by her. Amazing eyes, and so lovely to talk to. She was Maria from Hungary and we went upstairs almost immediately. Maria has an absolutely amazing body, gave an amazing GFE without me even requesting it, and an incredible balls-in-the-mouth BJ. We fucked for a while with her on top. Her pussy was incredibly tight. And then after a great finish had a great cuddle and kiss with her.
It was time for me to go soon after, so I left around 3:30am with a big stupid smile on my face. I'll definitely be back, and hope to see these girls again.
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Taking Turns
[QUOTE=Spanky2; 1175987]However, after about 15 mins, I noticed a great-looking blonde that I made eye contact with and she came over and introduced herself as Marketa. I've read about her several times here, and this was one girl I really wanted to spend time with. However, I really needed some more time to recover, and due to the amount of other guys around, she wasn't in the mood to chat for a while. I told her I'd love to go with her, and I hoped she's come back in a short while.
I basically spent the next 2 hours trying to find her, but she was nowhere to be seen. I was annoyed at myself for not going with her when I had the chance, but on reflection it probably would have been a bad session given my condition. Next time.[/QUOTE]Marketa is very popular and stays very busy man. When you have an opportunity, if you want her, then you need to make sure you have your turn when the chance presents itself. I didn't think I was going to get her either during my last Artemis visit, but I did! A relatively recent post indicated that the poster wasn't too impressed with Marketa's skills. I've only been with her once, but as I've noted before, I have to wonder if she might be approaching some burnout because she clearly services LOTS of guys, which I saw for myself the last time I was at the club. I personally enjoyed taking Marketa anally. Very much so!
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Foamparty
[QUOTE=Angus Magee;1175366]Seems due to weather concerns the foam party has been postponed until later in the month, the 27th of July.[/QUOTE]Postponed again: until later in the summer (which summer, hm?) , Wednesday. 17th of August.
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Infected@Artemis
Well, I knew it. Normaly I ask for CBJ, but this time I did not. Don't ask me why I did not do it this time. Had BBBJ from two girls and now two days later I have for sure a STD (same symptoms as last / first time I had a STD). When I know witch one I have (some days to get the result) should I call Artemis and tell witch girls I went with so the girls can do something about it?
I have a feeling that no one really cares anyway.
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[QUOTE=Kid Icarus; 1177095]Well, I knew it. Normaly I ask for CBJ, but this time I did not. Don't ask me why I did not do it this time. Had BBBJ from two girls and now two days later I have for sure a STD (same symptoms as last / first time I had a STD). When I know witch one I have (some days to get the result) should I call Artemis and tell witch girls I went with so the girls can do something about it?
I have a feeling that no one really cares anyway.[/QUOTE]Well, if the symptoms have come on in 2 days you probably have the GC. You might also have caught the thing a couple of weeks ago from someone else in which case it could be NSU from another cause. Either way you should definitely call the club and let them know. You don't even have to know what you have as the girls should be screened for everything. However, tell them to test the girl's throats, as some girls seem to not realise that they can get infected there. I think the girls don't want to be infected and the club will want to sort it out. Don't be emotional about it, just give them the facts. That you saw the girls and now have symptoms. The club might not be pleased to hear the news but you have done your bit to stop the chain of infection continuing and can't do any more. Well done for coming out with this stuff in the forum!
I carry on with BBBJ even though I am well aware of the risk of infection - BBBJ is a great feeling and I only have one life to enjoy it, even if sometimes it causes problems :)
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[QUOTE=Kid Icarus;1177095]I have a feeling that no one really cares anyway.[/QUOTE]I fact your post, re-printed over on the German forum, has caused some ripples. These guys who write on the German forum are there a lot so it is of some interest. Your post also seems to have caught the eye of a girl who claims to work, or to have worked (my German is not always that good) at Artemis and has posted.
She encourages you to simply let the club know what has happened and who you think might be involved.
I second this and commend you for bringing it up and for not mentioning names. Best is, I feel, to let them know your condition and who you think may have also be in contact. This way you stay non accusatory and hopefully the club remains open to tour info.
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Here is, in German, the reply of which I speak.
[quote]Also meine Lieben, normalerweiße lese ich hier ab und an mal mit ... Was ich gerne nur mit einbringen würde ist, ich selber arbeite ja dort auch schon einige Zeit,meine Spezies kennen mich ...wenn ich hier so einige Dinge lese wie Tripper eingefangen, was ja auch alles wirklich vorkommen kann, aber dann bitte ruft im Club an und gebt dies weiter, den nur so kann man das ganze Beheben bzw einschränken..Den nicht nur mir als Frau ist es wichtig gesund zu bleiben...Außerdem gehe ich auch davon aus,das ein großteil verheiratet etc ist... Da wir ja auch immer einen Doc vor Ort haben, der alles checkt und das Risiko sowieso noch mal gerringer aber es wohl doch vorkommt, solltet ihr das bitte immer weiter geben... ...
So jetzt zieh ich mich auch wieder zurück und wünsch euch alles Liebe&Gesundheit&Spaß und hoffe nicht das euch das Ding so schnell abfällt[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=London Traveller; 1177194]Well, if the symptoms have come on in 2 days you probably have the GC. You might also have caught the thing a couple of weeks ago from someone else in which case it could be NSU from another cause.
I carry on with BBBJ even though I am well aware of the risk of infection. BBBJ is a great feeling and I only have one life to enjoy it, even if sometimes it causes problems.[/QUOTE]Please forgive me asking but am I correct when you use the acronyms GC and NSU you are referring to Gonorrhea and Non Specific Urethritis respectively?
Indeed, we do take a risk, however calculated, with bare back sexual contact. Thank science for the drugs to fix the issue when it arises when it does occur. It does mean that you are off the bench until it goes away.
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[QUOTE=Angus Magee;1177374]Best is, I feel, to let them know your condition and who you think may have also be in contact.[/QUOTE]
I called Artemis but the lady that took my call sad that its impossible to get something from the girls because they have a doctor at the place. But I told her that I was not angry, just that I tried to help out in this situation. Okey, I get the test-results tomorrow but Im pretty sure its Gonorreha and not a normal urin infection due to the symptoms. And okey, I have been in The Palace and Oase too with totaly 5 girls but there I asked for CBJ, and this was 7 days before the Artemis visit. The symptoms showed up 2 days after Artemis and with this timescale and symptoms (yellow shit coming out) it sounds like Gonorreha.
So I convinced her to talk to the two girls so they can check too. She wanted me to call back and talk to the boss but I just asked her to post forward this information. I felt that she tought I tried to make a move or something, when I just wanted to help out. But she agreed to talk to the two girls.
Maybe its not a STD, and just some infection for overdoing the washing in the showers. But better to let the girls know now then wait, like you sad.
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[quote=kid icarus; 1177504]i call artemis right know arter i post this. i know the names of the girls and will tell artemis to post forward to the girls. they are popular and i was not the only customer that night.
i'm pretty sure its gonorreha, due to the symptoms (yellow shit is coming out).[/quote]if it is the clap (gonorreha) it should hurt like a mother fucker when you [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord134][CodeWord134][/url]. in any case i hope you get to the doctor soon.
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[quote=angus magee; 1177507]if it is the clap (gonorreha) it should hurt like a mother fucker when you [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord134][CodeWord134][/url]. in any case i hope you get to the doctor soon.
am[/quote]it hurts, but not like mf. i will get the results tomorrow. and i updated the post below as you can see.
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[QUOTE=Hannibal Barca; 1177382]Please forgive me asking but am I correct when you use the acronyms GC and NSU you are referring to Gonorrhea and Non Specific Urethritis respectively?
Indeed, we do take a risk, however calculated, with bare back sexual contact. Thank science for the drugs to fix the issue when it arises when it does occur. It does mean that you are off the bench until it goes away.[/QUOTE]Yes HB, you are spot on with my acronyms. GC refers to the gonococcus bacterium, which is the cause of gonorrhea. NSU is more obvious.
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[QUOTE=Kid Icarus;1177504]I called Artemis but the lady that took my call sad that its impossible to get something from the girls because they have a doctor at the place.[/QUOTE]Yes, this is the kind of line the clubs give you. But of course it could be the guy just before you who gave the girl the infection, so it's definitely not 'impossible' to get infections even if the girls are thoroughly screened every day (which I doubt is the case). Many of these infections have a long incubation or are asymptomatic which allows a window for the transmission to take place.
[QUOTE=Kid Icarus;1177504]Okey, I get the test-results tomorrow but Im pretty sure its Gonorreha and not a normal urin infection due to the symptoms.[/QUOTE]Chlamydia can cause similar symptoms (including the painful urethritis too) but the incubation period is longer than for GC, so if you did develop it after only 48 hours then, as you know, the latter is probable. It can take a while for the most painful symptoms to develop.
[QUOTE=Kid Icarus;1177504]So I convinced her to talk to the two girls so they can check too. She wanted me to call back and talk to the boss but I just asked her to post forward this information. I felt that she tought I tried to make a move or something, when I just wanted to help out. But she agreed to talk to the two girls.[/QUOTE]You did well here. I have spoken to the female manager at Artemis previously when I had a problem with a girl who tried to overcharge me and she is very helpful. The receptionists seem quite junior but hopefully the one you spoke to did what she said she would.
I hope you get some relief from your symptoms soon and I am sure you will get back to the clubs once you are back to full working order (you'll have to lay off for a bit of course while the infection clears).
[QUOTE=Kid Icarus;1177504]Maybe its not a STD, and just some infection for overdoing the washing in the showers.[/QUOTE]BTW You can't get infections with symptoms like you have from the showers or too much washing. There is one type of infection that you can in theory get from the toilet seat (trichomoniasis) but this is very unlikely to happen as both the infected party and your own genitals need to come into contact with the seat.
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Several possible responses, take your pick
[QUOTE=Kid Icarus; 1177095]Well, I knew it. Normaly I ask for CBJ, but this time I did not. Don't ask me why I did not do it this time. Had BBBJ from two girls and now two days later I have for sure a STD (same symptoms as last / first time I had a STD). When I know witch one I have (some days to get the result) should I call Artemis and tell witch girls I went with so the girls can do something about it?
I have a feeling that no one really cares anyway.[/QUOTE]A. We all can feel your pain but that's the risks involved.
B. All those girls giving CBJ's and all of a sudden two in a row at Artemis enticed you to go the BBBJ route. They must have been something special.
C. Many posters here have allowed over 500 women to perform BBBJ without any leakage whatsoever.
D. Worrying about getting an std will increase your chances of catching one.
E. Do you really think one is a Witch? How could you tell? Did she have on a pointy black hat?
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[QUOTE=Breadman;1177792]A. Do you really think one is a Witch? How could you tell?[/QUOTE]What ever you do, [b]do not[/b] go throwing her in the pool to see if she floats. This would most definitely get you thrown out the front door by security post haste.
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I think you misunderstood me
[QUOTE=Breadman; 1177792]A. We all can feel your pain but that's the risks involved.
B. All those girls giving CBJ's and all of a sudden two in a row at Artemis enticed you to go the BBBJ route. They must have been something special.
C. Many posters here have allowed over 500 women to perform BBBJ without any leakage whatsoever.
D. Worrying about getting an std will increase your chances of catching one.
E. Do you really think one is a Witch? How could you tell? Did she have on a pointy black hat?[/QUOTE]
My post you quoted and write a respons too is not about what I think you think it is. Its not for getting lovely support or hold my hand. English aint my first language, but even in my first one I sometimes don't write understandable enough. Something I have to work on.
The point was, that I would like to do something, to tell the girls in one way or another. I was thinking loud over what had happend, and when I wrote "I guess no one really cares anyway" I did NOT mean anyone here, I meant at Artemis. The times I have been there I had a lot of fun, but the staff has always been very cold or sometimes even unfriendly. I were thinking loud if it would be any ide to even make a call and tell them to tell the girls. And I was almost half right when the staff I talked to sad that it was impossible to catch anything at the club.
Sorry for taking space, but thank you to convince me to make the call anyway. I have done my part in this.
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Saturday 16th July
A quick report on my recent trip to our favourite Berlin club.
[B]16th of July[/B]
I arrived around 15. 00 on Saturday. I had a walk around to see if I spotted any girls I'the promised myself I'the repeat with in the past. There was no sign of Lizz, Shelby or Audrey so I looked for some new faces.
[B]Iris [Romania][/B]
First up was Iris from Romania. A very pretty blonde with a cracking set of tits. We had a decent spark in the bar so we headed upstairs. No upselling or hassle just a very enjoyable (if slightly vanilla) session. Good blowjob, lots of positions, tight pussy. Finished doggie-style. A good start.
[B]Inca / Inga [Thailand][/B]
I spotted this little Asian cutie a few times straight after my first session but I wasn't ready to go again so I waited a while before setting off to find her. I eventually caught up with her in the downstairs Kino. After a quick chat we headed upstairs. After some fairly lame attempts at upselling (10 euro extra for kissing? I shot that down and pointed out that I wasn't up for that and she soon relented to some very nice snogging) we got down to it. This was a very enjoyable half hour. This little spinner is well worth a session and the sight of her tight body grinding away on top of me will stay with me for a long time. Excellent.
[B]Florian [Germany][/B]
After a sauna, a sleep and some food I was ready to go again. I had a great chat with this curvy German girl in the bar. I normally don't go for the slightly bigger girls but I'm glad I took a chance here. We had a great time. She delivered one of the best blow jobs I've ever had; I was on my back, lying on my side, on my knees and standing up while Florians amazing mouth worked my cock. After that I stuck on a condom and we had a great tumble. After a great slow shag I had a really strong orgasm. Excellent girl, would definitely go again.
That was my Saturday at the club and I really enjoyed myself. I went back on Sunday and had a single unremarkable session which I won't bother writing up as I can't remember the girls name.
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Artemis Gym
Last time I was there, I was rather impressed by the small but well stocked gym area. I'd love to take full advantage of it this weekend, but the thought of spending 45 min on a cardio machine in a bathrobe and wet slippers isn't very attractive. Do people actually use the gym for a full workout? Is it okay to bring workout clothing for this?
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[QUOTE=Boulderado;1178348]Do people actually use the gym for a full workout? Is it okay to bring workout clothing for this?[/QUOTE]I personally use the gym almost every time I visit the club but for a very short time. (Enough to give me a small testosterone boost but not enough to drain my energy that could be much needed later) The people who fully use the gym are usually only the security staff. But, yes, you could also use it as you please in workout clothes and sneakers.
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[QUOTE=Boulderado;1178348]Last time I was there, I was rather impressed by the small but well stocked gym area. I'd love to take full advantage of it this weekend, but the thought of spending 45 min on a cardio machine in a bathrobe and wet slippers isn't very attractive. Do people actually use the gym for a full workout? Is it okay to bring workout clothing for this?[/QUOTE]It wouldn't be safe to use the equipment in the gym if you weren't wearing trainers and proper clothing. I have used the place in the mornings and there is no problem bringing in the right kit with you. When you arrive at the club you might want to ask to be given one of the larger lockers to store your kit in once you've finished in the gym. The receptionists know which ones these are.
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I am looking forward to my first trip to an FKK and to artemis. I saw that they are having a foam party on August 17 and was wondering if this was when I should really aim to be there. I had been planning on going in September which would be easier schedule-wise but wasw wondering if the foam party is worth rearranging things for.
Also if I would like to be able to enjoy being outside and going in the pool would I be a lot better off going in August vs. Septmeber based on the weather or does it not change too much?
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[QUOTE=Rintin4; 1178700]I am looking forward to my first trip to an FKK and to artemis. I saw that they are having a foam party on August 17 and was wondering if this was when I should really aim to be there. I had been planning on going in September which would be easier schedule-wise but wasw wondering if the foam party is worth rearranging things for.
Also if I would like to be able to enjoy being outside and going in the pool would I be a lot better off going in August vs. Septmeber based on the weather or does it not change too much?[/QUOTE]I would not change any plans for the foam party. It has already been delayed and dates changed twice. Iy could not even happen. If it does I personally have my doubts about it being particularly good.
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[QUOTE=Galazy; 1178117][B]Inca / Inga [Thailand][/B]
I spotted this little Asian cutie a few times straight after my first session but I wasn't ready to go again so I waited a while before setting off to find her. I eventually caught up with her in the downstairs Kino. After a quick chat we headed upstairs. After some fairly lame attempts at upselling (10 euro extra for kissing? I shot that down and pointed out that I wasn't up for that and she soon relented to some very nice snogging) we got down to it. This was a very enjoyable half hour. This little spinner is well worth a session and the sight of her tight body grinding away on top of me will stay with me for a long time. Excellent.[/QUOTE]Just checking in to say thanks for an inspiring report. Reading about Inca / Inga brings back sweet memories of her delectable derriere as seen from behind. I had an anal session with her on my last visit, and she really performed admirably. Keep reporting, Galazy!
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Prices at Artemis
I was having trouble locating them here on on the web site.
What is the entrance fee, cost per half hour for GFE, and how much for CIM extra?
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[QUOTE=Meeps77;1178920]What is the entrance fee, cost per half hour for GFE, and how much for CIM extra?[/QUOTE]For legal reasons you're unlikely to see any prices other than admission on the website, unless artfully circumscribed.
Should still be 80/60/50
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My first visit to Artemis
So I did it. Overcame my doubts / fears. And went to Artemis during my trip to Berlin last week. And loved it! First time in a FKK Club – my previous experiences were only outcalls in several countries, a bad pick-up bar lay in Luzern (Switzerland) last year and a great incall in New Zealand.
My doubts about going to a club were mainly motivated by the fact that I would suddenly face a large crowd of sexy women, and that my penis would take over the thinking, with the risk of resulting in mediocre sessions. Saying « no » to a woman who might be stroking you under the bathrobe seemed a terribly difficult task. And there was also the fact that I'm a newbie to the scene – would girls and other male guests read that on my forehead as if it was written in blinking neon letters? Would the women be aggressive (I think I read too much about 'sharks' in this forum thread)?
The fact was – no. The other male guests don't care – they obviously did not come here to build life-lasting friendships. And at no moment I felt overly pressed by a girl. But let's take things in order.
The main thing that made my first-time visit to Artemis a success was the expert advice I received from senior forum member and Berlin scene expert Angus Magee, who kindly accompanied me to Artemis. He showed me around the place, explained the dos and don'ts, offered advice about some of the girls, and did an overall excellent job to make me feel comfortable. It felt great to discuss all this openly with a person like him. At some point our discussions even deviated into quantum and particle physics. It was definitely worth paying his entry fee. It helped me overcome a certain uneasyness, somehow I did not feel like a newcomer anymore, and maybe I was less of a prey to sharks than a guy alone.
What to say about Artemis in a thread dedicated to Artemis? My impressions were positive from the beginning on, it's clean, large, nicely decorated (not that I would like to have that style in my house though!) and professionally run. I didn't use the sauna or the pool, nor a Kino, and did not venture into the restaurant (apparently not about to receive a Michelin star).
After an extensive discussion with Angus downstairs, we ventured in the main bar and started observing the action from a sofa on the side of the room. We had turned down maybe a couple of girls when Luciana from Brasil (mid-twenties?) sat in the middle and started talking to us. I liked her body and her attitude, and thought what the hell – let's go for it! It was pretty busy at that moment in the club and we had to wait about ten minutes for a room. When room 7 became available, she decided that it was too small for me (I'm over 190 cm tall) and we waited for a bigger one. That was very nice of her, and Angus later confirmer that 7 was one of the rooms to avoid (the other one being 14?). Anyway, we got to the room, and I was unfortunately a little nervous (or maybe worn out from my week of meetings in Berlin). Luciana had to try her best to get my erection going, and I was really glad I took an entire hour. The sex was good – not great but really not bad. And the massage was very relaxing – the girl has great massaging skills. Overall an OK-ish session with a very nice girl. When I mentioned it to Angus later in the bar, he told me it was probably the same girl he fucked the first time he came to Artemis in 2008 (
[url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?2588-FKK-Artemis-Berlin&p=807930&viewfull=1#post807930[/url]
).
After a shower and relaxing in the pool area, I went to the main bar again. There, Angus spotted one of his favourites, and I started talking to two Romanian girls sitting at the bar. I had a blonde girl in mind and wanted to politely refuse their avances, but something caught my interest, and I went upstairs with one of them, Luana (after refusing the double though). That was the best decision of the day – hell no, of the month at least: Luana absolutely blew my mind (and my dick). Already when I followed her upstairs, I saw her perfect ass bouncing in front of me and got a raging hard-on – no massage needed here!
But the thing that really worked between us was the chemistry. It was great fun talking to her (she is obviously very intelligent and well educated, and speaks god german and english). Her GFE attitude was great, and at some point she started tongue-kissing me although she had made it clear earlier that she would not do that. In my opinion, she has a stunning body, and great ass. She performed a great BBBJ while I fingered her, then she squatted on my dick facing me (with the high heels on) for a few minutes without seeking support with her hands (she's got some muscles!). No lube needed here, unlike my previous session. Luana was already very wet. We switched to doggy-style, her favourite position, and unless I'm totally mistaken or easy to mislead, she reached an orgasm here. It was exciting to wach myself fuck her in the mirrors in that room – I had never had the possibility before. I came too – orgasm no. 1 with Luana. But somehow she was not satisfied, nursed me back to health and this time it was me on top in a few slightly different positions. Orgasm no. 2 with Luana. Time for some chatting and a cigarette. She laughed when I told her my age (32) and replied that she was 42. Difficult to believe with the perfect body of a 25-year old. Maybe she was joking, but I'm still not sure. Only the few wrinkles in the corner of her eyes might indicate she's in fact not 25 any more. She told me she had started at Artemis only the week before. She also mentioned that sometimes it felt like working in a hospital but did not elaborate on that.
At some point I got horny again, and asked her for a 30-minute extension. I declined the CIM she offered and this time I finished her from behind (doggy-style and then spoon, with her lying flat on her stomach) just because of that perfect ass (did I mention that already?). I had wanted to switch to reverse cowgirl, but it was too good like this. Orgasm no. 3 with Luana, and a second one for her as well.
Overall the best fuck of my life so far, an absolutely great feeling with the girl! Would definitely repeat! If you want to spot her, she has medium-long auburn hair, and a half-moon shaped tattoo on her left shoulder (and a perfect ass). Not someone I will easily forget. I would love to hear what others think of her.
So, I had a very positive impression of my first visit to Artemis. Exhausted. 400€ less in my pocket, but no uneasiness, no ripoff, no upselling, and an outstanding session. And let's not forget my guide Angus whom I would like to thank profusely again. We parted ways at 4 am at the S-Bahn, which started running again at that time.
I should also mention that I was at Artemis on a Wednesday – lingerie day – and I really liked that. OK – sometimes you could get surprises when the last bit comes off. But I find it a lot more erotic than all girls running around naked. Maybe I will change my mind if one day I come back on a regular day.
And what a good thing I'm not living in Berlin (although I would like to!) – it's better for my wallet.
So, thanks for reading all the way down, it's a long post but I felt I just had to write out my first experience at an FKK club for the forum.
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[QUOTE=Geko79;1179340]So I did it.[/quote]Congrats.
[QUOTE=Geko79;1179340]7 was one of the rooms to avoid (the other one being 14?)[/QUOTE]Quite correct. The other room to avoid is number 14, a very small and dark one, bad air sometimes.
[QUOTE=Geko79;1179340]It was pretty busy at that moment in the club . I should also mention that I was at Artemis on a Wednesday[/quote]It wasn't either really busy nor crowded. Wednesday Artemis seems usually quite calm, except during some fairs. Maybe you visited Artemis during fashion week in July?
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[QUOTE=Pharisaer;1180522]It wasn't either really busy nor crowded. Wednesday Artemis seems usually quite calm, except during some fairs. Maybe you visited Artemis during fashion week in July?[/QUOTE]It was on last Wednesday, July 20th. We had to wait about 10 minutes for a room with the first girl, and +-2 hours later there were 3 rooms available when we went upstairs. Angus thought it was a bit crowded for a Wednesday.
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[QUOTE=Geko79;1180935]It was on last Wednesday, July 20th. We had to wait about 10 minutes for a room with the first girl, and +-2 hours later there were 3 rooms available when we went upstairs. Angus thought it was a bit crowded for a Wednesday.[/QUOTE]I visited Artemis last Wednesday too but left the bordello at midnight or so. Maybe Artemis became more busy past midnight.
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[QUOTE=Kid Icarus; 1177095]Well, I knew it. Normaly I ask for CBJ, but this time I did not. Don't ask me why I did not do it this time. Had BBBJ from two girls and now two days later I have for sure a STD (same symptoms as last / first time I had a STD). When I know witch one I have (some days to get the result) should I call Artemis and tell witch girls I went with so the girls can do something about it?
I have a feeling that no one really cares anyway.[/QUOTE]Any news?
You have written about a delicat topic.
And I think you should give us some information.
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Hey there,
Would FKK be the best option from a cost perspective if I am interested in having 2-3 girls at once?
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[QUOTE=Rintin4; 1181228]Hey there,
Would FKK be the best option from a cost perspective if I am interested in having 2-3 girls at once?[/QUOTE]From a cost perspective definitely not. Though it does depend a bit on what exactly you want the girls to do. If it is a session where they concentrate on you, no g / g interaction, it is not so bad. If you want the lesbi-show, costs skyrocket. Plus you have to factor in the entry fee. Generally the only advantage offered by the FKK would be the chance to interview the girls before hand.
This topic has been discussed and excellently analyzed by Charlie123 if you care to do a search.
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[QUOTE=Rintin4; 1181228]Hey there,
Would FKK be the best option from a cost perspective if I am interested in having 2-3 girls at once?[/QUOTE]I'm not totally agree with AM, sure Artemis is not cheap for this purpose,
Since you ask for FKK in general I'll advise, go to NRW, clubs like GT, LR, VV, PHG. I've done threesomemany times here.
Is quite affordable to have sex 2-3 girls at once, if you know the girls and they like you sometimes light lesbo-show is included, depends on your negotiation skills and how long you would have fun with the girls. IMO fun with 2-3 girls should min. Be 1H. It's good money for the girls they share the work and can relax more and get less fucked.
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[QUOTE=Nille Copenhagen;1181354]I'm not totally agree with AM, sure Artemis is not cheap for this purpose,[/QUOTE]Point taken. As he was asking in the Artemis thread I answered from the perspective of duos at Artemis. You might well find it cheaper in other FKK. Artemis is pretty well the most expensive FKK.
AM
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Newbie report
Well, newbie to Artemis at least.
Artemis is easy to find on the Halenseestrasse 32, and about a 15-20 minute taxi ride from the main train station. I am attaching a picture of the outside. This is not my picture, but one that you can find on the streeview feature of google maps. I kinda wonder how many wives have spotted the family car in that picture.
Since it's been a long time on this thread that a description of this place has been given, I'll do it here. Hopefully some other newbie will find it useful.
Artemis is one of the largest clubs in Germany. You enter on the street level, pay your €80, and receive your bathrobe. Micro-lockers for your valuables are right there, and then you enter the locker room with pretty standard amenities. Which unfortunately also means push-button showers with very short operating time intervals. Also on the first floor is the main lounge (smoking!) with a big bar, a stripper pole and a separate stripper cage and comfortable seating on sofas and chairs for about 50 to 60 people. Towards the back end of the main lounge is the restaurant on one side and a kino on the other. They serve dinner starting at 6 pm. The food is definitely way better than at Oase (not saying much!) , and almost on par with what you get at the Palace or FKKW, but definitely below Paradise.
The main lounge is ground zero. If you want a little more quiet and non-smoking, then head down the winding staircase to the basement. Here you find another kino and a fitness room to your left and the wellness area with hamam, two massage tables, a couple of saunas, a nice pool, three more showers, and a couple of dipping basins to your left. There is another (non-smoking!) bar just beyond the wellness area. This whole area is great for relaxing, reading, or sleeping off your jetlag. Not many girls venture down there, and the whole floor provides an almost perfect retreat. You can also go outside from here, but that part of the club really blows.
There are a few rooms on the basement level behind the kino, and there are a couple of beds in the main lounge (for semi-public action, if this is your thing) , but mostly the deed is consumed in the rooms on the second floor. The five rooms that I sampled all were clean, nicely furnished, with plenty-big beds.
The interaction with the girls seems just right. Yes, they come by and ask if you would like company, but they are not nearly as pushy as at the Palace. Interestingly, I interacted with a couple of former Palace girls, and their behavior was different here than in Frankfurt. Go figure! There were about 30 to 40 girls present on both evening I was there, and the lineup was great in terms of looks.
My first €60 went to Shelby, who provided a very sensual S&F session of standard FKK quality. The girl has a tremendous body and pretty face; good start. I thought I had previously sessioned with Shelby at another club, but was not sure. Anyway, she smiled and waved at me all evening.
Then I was approached by a girl that I was certain I had had the pleasure of poking before. But I could not remember. Long story short, this was Czech Nina from Finca Erotica. She had also worked at FKKW under another name, and I had had some of the most memorable sessions with her there in 2004 and 2005. After I made the connection, I could simply not believe that I did not recognize her right away. This is proof: Too much mongering makes the memory go bye-bye. Anyway, great couch action in the downstairs kino and very good session with Nina. Alas, not even close to what we had going 7 years ago. I could not make her come. Sigh, seven years of regular plowing have changed her! BTW, she still looks awesome, and her posture is still better than perfect.
On my second night I started out with Rommie from Spain. I had just sent away three or four girls with the excuse that I needed a break, when Rommy entered and stood by the bar. I decided on a sneaky version of the polar bear pounce, got up from my seat, walked by Rommie, smiled at her, and announce that I would head for the kino. Of course she followed me after only 10 seconds, and there we started with some great couch action. Rommie is blonde by choice, and she has the body of a centerfold. Her headlights are bolt-ons, but incredibly nicely done. It is very hard to detect this from the feel, and the only way I saw this is by noticing the small incisions on the lower side of her breasts, when I went for DATY. Very enjoyable session, and one that she also seemed to enjoy very much. I lasted almost 30 minutes, and it was the best ride of the entire trip.
Linda (black straight, shoulder-long hair) from Hungary looks a lot like this very hot executive assistant that I know. So when she came over to snuggle up to me on the sofa, I knew that there was no sending her away. Again a totally enjoyable session. I popped a bit on the early side, though, because I was thinking about that executive assistant.
My last encounter was the only dud. Meike is a very pretty natural blonde from Germany, fairly tall, with nice perky breasts. Pretty smile, too. I had been charged up by watching the two strippers, who performed and then simply vanished. Strip tease shows in an FKK seem like an epically stupid idea, but somehow this does something for me. So, I was pumped, and my defenses were down. Meike looks a lot like one of the strippers, and so I basically just grabbed her and we went upstairs.
Meike told me (in German) that she would not kiss on the mouth, nor allow CIM, but would do BBBJ. Apparently my German is not as good as I thought, and I understood that she would only do BBBJ if I paid extra. This instantly cost me my wood. After talking it over and clearing things up, Meike did a commendable job giving mouth to mouth to my soldier and getting him back to full attention. On the with rubber, and she mounts me cowgirl. Good so far. But there is a way to do cowgirl so that both enjoy it, and there is also a way that it is the equivalent of a hand job. And that was the case here. The girl was really really not into this session. I decided that we would do mish, where I can control the motion. I slowly worked up the pace, trying to get her involved. Slowly, but slowly, her faked moans started to sound more real, we started to sweat (in a good way!) , and I was well on my way. I thought. Until I tried to kiss her, and she turned her head away. Right then I knew that the moment was gone for me. We went through a couple more positions, but it was more and more listless. Oh well, can't win'them all. If kissing is important to you, Meike should be avoided.
Bottom line: Artemis is a great club. Yes, it is a bit more expensive, but I will definitely go again when in Berlin.
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Thanks for the report. I will post to the RofD thread. It should be noted that the picture off google os quite old and out of date. The building in the right mid part of the frame is no longer there and there is a large privacy wall, starting where the brick post sits in the photo, encircling the parking lot now to keep out prying eyes.
AM
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Yes, agreed, the google streetview picture is from a few years ago. Now the excuse that you were parked in that parking lot to check out new tires is no longer valid.
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During fashion week in beginning of July I had two nights at Artemis.
First night. Place was quite busy. I picked a blond busty girl from Germany or Poland called Eva. Very nice tits and had a decent session with her. Fucked her missionary and it was ok.
Second session same evening was enjoyable. I met Kimi, platinum german blond which usually works at Palace. She recognized me and we had a nice session. Fucking, sucking, fingered her pussy and did CIM. Was very enjoyable put she said she would not work at Artemis. Liked Palace better she said.
The day after I went again. Fooled around and danced with some girls and ended up fucking a girl which I don't know the name of. Slim perfect body, brunette with a really tight pussy. Fucked here in the KINO upstairs which was a kick. Some guys watching and I thought it was fun.
Always a nice time at Artemis
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Euro 100. Nina
That was a surprise for you. After six years maybe one doesn't want to start all over again? Nina. Still stunning, and in fact more relaxed, so maybe the difference is in us? Worth a trip just for a look
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Nina / Andrea. Sweet memories, good ol' times at World. Sigh.
HB
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Line up?
How is the line up? Will the club be empty curtesy of August and vacations?
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[QUOTE=Boofer;1182929]How is the line up? Will the club be empty curtesy of August and vacations?[/QUOTE]Artemis is never really empty. Of course the line up is a little down so if having a huge selection is important to you, best not visit in August. But in my experience summer is one of the best times to visit Artemis. The best visits I have had are often in these off times. The line up is good and the atmosphere is more relaxed. If possible, later in the week is better than earlier.
AM
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[QUOTE=Cordelia Shiatsu;1182527]That was a surprise for you. After six years maybe one doesn't want to start all over again? Nina. Still stunning, and in fact more relaxed, so maybe the difference is in us? Worth a trip just for a look[/QUOTE]Really, the surprise was that I could not immediately remember who she was. I thought I would never ever forget her. There are only a handful of working girls with whom I ever thought I had a deeper connection, and she was one of them. Like Hessen Bub says in his post below: SIGH!
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Can anyone please explain why there is now a sign on the sauna door forbidding entry to dogs?
The mind boggles.
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[QUOTE=The Limey; 1185646]Can anyone please explain why there is now a sign on the sauna door forbidding entry to dogs?
The mind boggles.[/QUOTE]Well. Germans do tend to take their canine friends everywhere so maybe it has to be said? Or someone is making a rather bad joke at the expense of some of the less genetically blessed ladies.
Or may dogs just simply are not allowed. Begging the question-who did let the dogs out?
AM
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Shelby and Satan
could someone please give me a brief description of shelby? age, looks, nationality etc. i didn't fint anything relevant by using the search engine. spent so much time at artemis without meeting her.
off topic: i had an unpleasant experience while waiting for the s-42 ring bahn at neukölln some days ago. i love ladies, but i enjoy music even more, so as always i had my b&w headset on daydreaming when i suddenly found myself standing next to this beautiful artemis-girl, lets call her her little paprika. maybe i had this getting-surprised-expression in my face which lasted a 1/10 of a second, but i chose to look at another direction to respect her integrity, but her face turned quickly red and she almost ran away like she had met the devil himself. she went far away and disappeared in the crowd. my reaction was to become perplex and later a bit sad, but still after a few days i sometimes think about this incident. my existence made her almost freak out. her central nervesystem and hormonally system responded this way. there must be a reason for this. i really can't tell what and i haven't had any negative episodes with her or any other girl. 2 sessions with this girl long time ago, she actually attacked me in the kino while i had one of my post-session german language courses chilling out in the upper kino. she went automatically in the 69 position (so full of self-confidence and sweet bodyfluids) that i surrendered to her blitz-krieg warfare and accepted my destiny by enjoying her sweet mango.
i once read a book about abnormalities in psychology amongst human beings regarding sexual issues. theories about prostitutes, us guys, their and our childhood, our common promiscuous behaviour, some of these girls are sexually abused and raped, some doctors of psychology equating buying sex with [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord125][CodeWord125][/url] (i presume some feminist left wingers). it can be hundreds of reasons for this. don't know if i want to meet her again at artemis.
just once before i have met one of these girls outside and she jumped off her bike and we chatted for a short while. very nice indeed
i just needed to get this out of my system, because as you can see i cannot discuss this with my mother.
hugs from el diablo
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[QUOTE=Zimmerbaby;1185845]I suddenly found myself standing next to this beautiful Artemis-girl, lets call her her Little Paprika. Maybe I had this getting-surprised-expression in my face which lasted a 1/10 of a second, but I chose to look at another direction to respect her integrity, but her face turned quickly red and she almost ran away like she had met the devil himself.[/QUOTE][QUOTE=Zimmerbaby;1185845]I once read a book about abnormalities in psychology amongst human beings regarding sexual issues.[/QUOTE]Nothing abnormal about this. If a woman is aroused, blood goes rushing to the face and pussy. For you those sessions had been casual encounters, but they obviously made a big impression on Paprika. Suddenly she saw you at the train station, and she started getting all of these reactions out of context. Of course she was confused, wavering between attraction and social anxiety. The adrenaline activated a classic fight-or-flight response, and flight it was.
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@Zimmerbaby.
Shelby is a maybe 30 years old girl from CZ. She has long dark straight hair and big breasts (D-Cup).
She is not so often in Artemis.
I'm not sure but I think she sits together with Maketa sometimes.
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[QUOTE=Suppenhuhn; 1186022]@Zimmerbaby.
Shelby is a maybe 30 years old girl from CZ. She has long dark straight hair and big breasts (D-Cup).
She is not so often in Artemis.
I'm not sure but I think she sits together with Maketa sometimes.[/QUOTE]Shelby must be younger than 30! I like her a lot and think she is gorgeous. She looks like a porn star. I think her breasts are bigger than D. Maybe DD or even E. She is friends with Marketa and they will work together. If you see Shelby around take her to the room immediately. She is hot!
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[QUOTE=Zimmerbaby; 1185845]I just needed to get this out of my system, because as you can see I cannot discuss this with my mother.
Hugs from El Diablo[/QUOTE]Hi Diablo (ZB) ,
I think you did the right thing here. I have met several working girls outside the normal meeting spot (never an Artemis girl). What we have to be aware of is that we never know if she is with someone who does not know of her working life. So best not even really acknowledge them (except maybe a glance) and let her make any moves, be it a greeting or, as in your case, a flight response.
It is always a bit weird no matter what she does. I can remember one time, many years back when I was totally secretive about my mongering habits, standing in a movie line right behind a wg I had banged a few days before. Trouble is I was actually on a first date with a non working girl. Yes I had real dates back in those days. I spent an agonizing 10 minutes or so and was very grateful that, if she noticed me, she pretended not to.
On the other hand I have had a wg treat me as if I was her long lost lover and hug and kiss me as if she wanted to immediately find a motel.
What will be really interesting is how she reacts to you if / when she next runs into you in her working environment. Please keep us posted.
AM
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[quote=zimmerbaby; 1185845]i once read a book about abnormalities in psychology amongst human beings regarding sexual issues. theories about prostitutes, us guys, their and our childhood, our common promiscuous behaviour, some of these girls are sexually abused and raped, some doctors of psychology equating buying sex with [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord125][CodeWord125][/url] (i presume some feminist left wingers). it can be hundreds of reasons for this. don't know if i want to meet her again at artemis.
just once before i have met one of these girls outside and she jumped off her bike and we chatted for a short while. very nice indeed
i just needed to get this out of my system, because as you can see i cannot discuss this with my mother.
hugs from el diablo[/quote]it's likely she ran simply for one of two reasons. (1) she doesn't want it known in public that she works at artemis and was afraid that you might say something to tip people off. or (2) she was unsure if you would approach her in a romantic way. since the two of you have had so much intimate fun in the fkk together. most girls don't want to have relationships with the clients outside the fkk. so she probably ran just ensure that didn't happen.
go back to the club and find her. she has no problem with you in a business setting. it's just that she wants privacy in public.
don't believe the hype about prostitutes and "bad childhoods". a lot of people have bad childhoods who don't become prostitutes and prostitutes don't have a higher rate of child abuse in their backgrounds. anything you read to the contrary is propaganda. as is most hype about "[url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord908][CodeWord908][/url]". neo-feminists and religious types want to get rid of prostitution. they fan this kind of hype all the time.
the reality is. most of these girls get involved in this because it's easy to make money. they're in it for the money. some of them even enjoy the sex.
men are born with physical power. i am a big guy 6'2" and 210 pounds. it really boosts my self esteem and confidence when i can go into the gym and squat 600 lbs. because i am stronger than many men. i choose to make my livelihood from physical work. the more dangerous, dirty, and difficult a job is. the more i like it. not every man is as strong as me. not every man would enjoy hard laborious work. some men look down on my kind of work and think it is for people who are too dumb to do other, more intellectual jobs.
it's the same for women. who don't have physical power but.
sexual power.
women have all the sexual power in relationships. they control who they will have sex with, and under what circumstances that sex takes place. men will go to extraordinary lengths to couple with a sexually desirable female. so here we have women controlling a finite "supply" and men providing an almost infinite "demand". it's totally built for capitalism and it's so much in favor of the women that it isn't even funny. but this is the way nature intended.
i have known many prostitutes who tell me that they love their jobs. aside from the monetary benefits, the ability to retire early, and work when they want. these women have also told me they get tremendous sexual confidence from providing sex for money. that's a common theme i've heard among these women."i love the idea of a man paying me for sex". i know one escort who occasionally goes through the routine of charging her husband for sex just so that she can experience the same turn on with him that she does with her customers. he's fully knowledgeable of what she does (he even participated in a "three way" with his wife when one of her regulars asked if she could bring another man in to fuck her with him during one of their sessions). so he happily pulls out the credit card on those occasions where she demands it.
of course. just as not all men are physically equal. women aren't equal in looks. some are hot enough to be hookers. others not. some are hot enough but look down on hookers, thinking they aren't smart enough to do other things.
the neo-feminists want you to believe that these are powerless women who are forced into prostitution because they have no where else to go. neo-feminists deny that women have sexual power and believe that men and women are basically the same. it' s just the "socialization" that makes women feminine and men masculine. this is bull crap. and is not based in science at all. look at the animal kingdom and you'll see i'm right.
prostitution is pure relationship. you're getting what you want. and walking away feeling good about it. women are getting what they want. and walking away feeling good also.
anything else you hear is propaganda.
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[QUOTE=Zimmerbaby; 1185845]I had an unpleasant experience while waiting for the S-42 Ring bahn at Neukölln some days ago. But her face turned quickly red and she almost ran away like she had met the devil himself.
She actually attacked me in the kino while I had one of my post-session german language courses chilling out in the upper kino. She went automatically in the 69 position (so full of self-confidence and sweet bodyfluids) that I surrendered to her Blitz-krieg warfare and accepted my destiny by enjoying her sweet mango.[/QUOTE]I would not over analyse this.
Did you have the taste of sweet mango and little paprika in your mouth after you ran into her at the station?
BSK
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[quote=zimmerbaby; 1185845]could someone please give me a brief description of shelby? age, looks, nationality etc. i didn't fint anything relevant by using the search engine. spent so much time at artemis without meeting her.
off topic: i had an unpleasant experience while waiting for the s-42 ring bahn at neukölln some days ago. i love ladies, but i enjoy music even more, so as always i had my b&w headset on daydreaming when i suddenly found myself standing next to this beautiful artemis-girl, lets call her her little paprika. maybe i had this getting-surprised-expression in my face which lasted a 1/10 of a second, but i chose to look at another direction to respect her integrity, but her face turned quickly red and she almost ran away like she had met the devil himself. she went far away and disappeared in the crowd. my reaction was to become perplex and later a bit sad, but still after a few days i sometimes think about this incident. my existence made her almost freak out. her central nervesystem and hormonally system responded this way. there must be a reason for this. i really can't tell what and i haven't had any negative episodes with her or any other girl. 2 sessions with this girl long time ago, she actually attacked me in the kino while i had one of my post-session german language courses chilling out in the upper kino. she went automatically in the 69 position (so full of self-confidence and sweet bodyfluids) that i surrendered to her blitz-krieg warfare and accepted my destiny by enjoying her sweet mango.
i once read a book about abnormalities in psychology amongst human beings regarding sexual issues. theories about prostitutes, us guys, their and our childhood, our common promiscuous behaviour, some of these girls are sexually abused and raped, some doctors of psychology equating buying sex with [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord125][CodeWord125][/url] (i presume some feminist left wingers). it can be hundreds of reasons for this. don't know if i want to meet her again at artemis.
just once before i have met one of these girls outside and she jumped off her bike and we chatted for a short while. very nice indeed
i just needed to get this out of my system, because as you can see i cannot discuss this with my mother.
hugs from el diablo[/quote]shelby is talk, black long straight hair, natural breasts, tanned look, easy smile, nice girl. hmmm, come to think of it: this is not too helpful.
meeting a girl outside the club by chance: maybe she was with others, who do not know what she does for a living, and she wanted to keep her secret a little longer. so she ran away, fearing that you could expose her. not anything to worry about.
every girl is different in her need to keep her work identity secret. or not. i once ran into one of my favorite working girls in rio. her name is ingrid, and she had another girl with her. since we were in a shopping mall, i did not know if that other girl knew what ingrid was doing in her job. and if a gringo is too friendly with a mulatta, then people can get suspicious. so i pretended to not recognize her and walked right on. big mistake on my part! the next evening i saw her in the club, and she gave me an ear full. can't win!
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The most memorable "out of office" expereince I've had was when I was giving a lecture in a large university in provincial Russia and there in the audience was a stunner from a strip club that I had had a great time with the night before. We made eye contact and she just continued on taking notes like the diligent student she was. I'm just glad I had a lectern in front of me.
Geko, thanks for the report on your first trip to Artemis. Your experience with Luana sounds like my first time at Artemis when I had the session (s) of my mongering career with the stunning Dorean.
Cheers,
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[QUOTE=Arctic;1186392]Women are getting what they want. And walking away feeling good also.[/QUOTE]While I agree that women walking away from Angus' session are walking away feeling good, for the rest of you mongrels I think perhaps we should check with the women. ;)
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[url]www.angusmagee.com/providers/satisfactionsurvey.htm[/url]
At this little known link, girls feedback on the performance the'Magee. Extra 10 euro is on offer for each session, unless its Nina in which case she gets an extra 30 euro, but earns it!
I understand it incorporates a statistics tool.
Angus, are you ready to share your survey and the tabulated results.
[QUOTE=Angus Magee; 1186574]While I agree that women walking away from Angus' session are walking away feeling good, for the rest of you mongrels I think perhaps we should check with the women. .
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Monday 15. 08. 11
Hi.
A quick report from today's visit to Artemis.
The place was quiet, even for a Monday night. First up was Amelia. 34y / o Romanian blonde looks younger) , pretty face, relatively slim. 2 distinguishing tattoos (one on belly, one on upper LHS). Speaks excellent English. A very pleasant girl. Clicked straight away. She claims to have approached me twice previously in the 12 months that she's been working at Artemis but I don't recall seeing her before. Sweet kisser, nice DFK, very good no-rush BBBJ, prolonged DATY during which she got very wet but didn't quite 'get there', sex in CG and mish. Very enjoyable 1 hour session. Recommended, will repeat.
2nd (extended) session was with Selma, an old favourite of mine, often reported here and no need for repetition on this occasion.
Final session at 1 am with Romanian Diana, ex-Globe, been at Artemis 1 month. Petite platinum blonde with bizarre highlights, pretty, small tits, speaks perfect English. Essentially a shark. Very light kisses, soft but quick BBBJ, fucking in CG and mish during which she moaned ludicrously excessively with ample fake 'dirty talk'. Nice visuals. As I write it, it reads better than it was in reality. Normally this would be exactly the sort of session I'd be looking to avoid, but as it happens, a 10 minute 'suck and fuck' with skinny little blonde was just what I was looking for so I was happy enough. Not recommended at all, no repeat.
Charlie
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Super foam party in the Artemis on August 17, 2011
"Super foam party in the Artemis on August 17, 2011"
"Each guest will receive two free cocktails!"
That's what it says on the website, but given that the last foam party was cancelled due to bad weather I was not sure whether tomorrows party would happen.
To add further to the confusion, the German version of the website still says "Verschoben aufgrund der Witterungsvehältnisse!" in the title (postponed due to the weather circumstances).
So, I called them yesterday to verify, and the answer was a big positive YES."as long as the forecast keeps looking this good".
I expect to show up around 17 and catch some afternoon sun, since the forecast is still lovely in comparison to the last couple of weeks. I usually stop by solo, but would love to meet up with any of you regulars for a chat in between. PM me or look for the curly haired Danish guy.
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Alert: switch-girl Shaneen
Please add a girl calling herself "Shaneen from Berlin" to any and all blacklists.
I've been quite enjoying developing my fornicationships at Artemis, and experimenting from time to time to add to the circle, but with experimentation always comes danger and the risk of stepping on a mine. Shaneen was a perfect angel outside the room, and a giant wasp inside it. A confidence trickster in other words.
She is a very tall thin girl with a pretty face, black / dark hair, and medium natural breasts, and an articulate liar in German and English. Artemis have lost a lot of my business through allowing her to maintain her operation there (amidst all the girls trying to make an honest euro let's not forget).
I admit I was taken in so that you won't be.
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Hi gents,
I'll be in Berlin in a few weeks for work.
Are there any other qualty establishments near Berlin besides Artemis that I could try.
Thanks,
B.
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[QUOTE=The Limey; 1187480]Please add a girl calling herself "Shaneen from Berlin" to any and all blacklists.
Shaneen was a perfect angel outside the room, and a giant wasp inside it. A confidence trickster in other words.[/QUOTE]Without having to go into too much detail, what kind of switch did she perform? Just asking out of curiosity so that I might learn from your experience.
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[QUOTE=Bizzie; 1187533]Hi gents,
I'll be in Berlin in a few weeks for work.
Are there any other qualty establishments near Berlin besides Artemis that I could try.
Thanks,
B.[/QUOTE]Try the Germany. Berlin forum. Several brothels mentioned there.
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[QUOTE=Fritobugger;1187566]Try the Germany. Berlin forum. Several brothels mentioned there.[/QUOTE]There is not another club like Artemis (I mean an FKK style) though there is La Folie. As suggested check the Berlin thread for details or my blog some where in the Berlin scene.
[url]http://www.angusmagee.com/[/url]
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Sat 13 Aug visit
Returned to Artemis this past Saturday. This was overdue as I hadn't been there in more than 3 months. The lineup looked terrific optically and it felt like the girls outnumbered punters even around 17:00. There was no waiting for rooms up until ca. 22h. From 23h, the wait was more like 20-30 min upstairs but considerably shorter downstairs in those rooms with the curtains adjoining the weight room. The ambiance felt correct through the evening. Neither too crowded nor too quiet.
Caught up with Kathleen (. De. 1.60m, blonde with Chinese tats on the back) first with some couch time followed by a 1h session. This girl never fails to turn me on and this time was no exception. Naturally beautiful girl with gorgeous long blonde hair. No PSE but a slow-burning GFE is how I would describe my experience with her. I know reports on Kathleen have been mixed but chuck this up to a classic case of YMMV.
Second session was with Julie (. De, blonde. 1.80m, with silicon tits, blue eyes, prominent tats on legs and several other places). True head-turner from FFM who was busy most of the evening. Mediocre experience as the session was spoiled by too much upselling. Good hands-free BBBJ and great visuals in mish but no repeat here.
Final session was with Patrizia (. Pl, brunette short hair. 1.70m, physical girl with a nicely toned body, don't remember seeing any tats) who quickly made me forget my second session in a hurry with a solid DT followed by an extended hard pounding DS. Patrizia is also friendly and easy-going. Highly recommended.
For fans of Asian girls, there were only a couple there last Saturday night, Inca and her fellow Thai friend whose name I don't remember.
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[QUOTE=Angus Magee; 1187587]There is not another club like Artemis (I mean an FKK style) though there is La Folie. As suggested check the Berlin thread for details or my blog some where in the Berlin scene.
[url]http://www.angusmagee.com/[/url]
AM[/QUOTE]La Folie is a brutal place, nowhere near Artemis in any respects, last time I was there I swore never to go back again and to just stick with Artemis any time I'm in Berlin.
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[QUOTE=Mac75;1187824]La Folie is a brutal place, nowhere near Artemis in any respects, last time I was there I swore never to go back again and to just stick with Artemis any time I'm in Berlin.[/QUOTE]Well I don't know if I would say brutal. But then maybe I have been to far worse places in Berlin. But you are certainly right that it does not compare to Artemis. I just mention it as an alternative. After all at 14€ entry (includes a free drink) it hardly breaks the bank to stop in for a look. The last two times I was there I left un-gepopt. For me the most annoying aspect is that the girls tend to ask for a piccolo as soon as they sit down.
[b] Schaumparty[/b]
I did make it to the schaumparty last night thanks to RS who I met for a drink before hand. He very kindly offered me the entrance fee. I hemmed and hawed for about two minutes and then accepted.
All in all it was not a bad scene. The party was a bit subdued, though as a the cocktails flowed some girl slipped and slid away with the more boisterous guests. By around 23:00 though in the main bar downstairs there seemed to be a distinct lack of talent. I am not sure why, if they were all in the room or perhaps fixing themselves up after the roof top romp. In any case Charlie and I had a good time comparing notes and RS managed to find himself a honey for the late evening.
More girls did appear after midnight but I knew almost none of them and there seemed to be to many men for the available girls. As my current fave was not anywhere to be seen, and back up plan B (Fatima) was spotted once on her way up to the rooms and then no more, I left un-gepopt. There was one tall slim beauty I more or less decide to contact, went for a shower, and she had disappeared.
In the end I was happy that I managed to get out without grabbing a desperation fuck. Those always leave me with the bad taste of regret the next day
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[QUOTE=VikingJumper;1187554]Without having to go into too much detail, what kind of switch did she perform? Just asking out of curiosity so that I might learn from your experience.[/QUOTE]I have lots of gory details. I just hope you have a strong stomach.
She basically did everything she could to put me off sex. When we went into the room, she immediately lit up a cigarette to stop me from DFK which she had already promised. Then when I started to feel her up, she said something like,"Oh my God, the whole front of my body is infected! Here's the disinfectant!" And it just went on and on like that. Within five minutes I realized that sex with her was just an impossibility and I contacted the manager. I got a 50% refund, but obviously it should have been 100% with an apology. The problem is that the manager there is quite weak and tends to side with the girls (possibly having been one herself) in any dispute."Shaneen" talked and acted with total fearlessness in front of the manager, as if it were quite routine for her to be brought before her with a complaint, and get let off.
The "room entry rule" along with the biased management tends to encourage a sort of schizophrenic attitude in some girls where they take on radically different attitudes outside and inside the room: the classic "Switch" game. Fortunately there are still a lot of naturally good-natured girls there that I still go with, but it doesn't take many sharks in a sea to make it a no-swim area.
The girl said her name was "Shaneen". That might have been "Janine," but not to be confused with the blonde Janine advertised on the Artemis website. No, this one was a very tall black-haired girl. She said she was from Berlin but after all the lies she came out with later I'm not sure I believe that. I think she was hanging with the Hamburg crowd, and there are some cold fish among that lot.
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[QUOTE=The Limey;1188042]The girl said her name was "Shaneen". That might have been "Janine," but not to be confused with the blonde Janine advertised on the Artemis website. No, this one was a very tall black-haired girl. She said she was from Berlin but after all the lies she came out with later I'm not sure I believe that.[/QUOTE]You're right: Your "giant wasp" was Janine, working in Artemis since early summer or so (NOT the blond haired girl on Artemis website). I've noticed her for the first time some weeks ago. She's not from Berlin, but from a area 100 miles west of Berlin.
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[QUOTE=Suppenhuhn; 1181151]Any news?
You have written about a delicat topic.
And I think you should give us some information.[/QUOTE]Hi, sorry for taking time to reply, but I'm on holiday, a non mongering one.
I have now forgott the name of the infection, but the doctor gave me both the name of it and the right cure. Not a typical STD he sad, so it was not gonoreha as I first thought. He confirmed that this kind of infection is from unprotected sex, but not called a STD. Ill be back very soon, with CBJ as long as I can enjoy it.
Take care.
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18-19 Aug visit
This is my personal ranking after two days passed to the Artemis.
All the girls have natural tits.
Fatima from Bratislava, thin, tall, brunette with small tits. Kiss deep, fingers into the pussy.
Great service 9. If she had the face and the boobs of Katlin would be 10.
Katlin o Katrin 30 from Germany Blonde with angel face (for me). Seems more young. Nice.
Good service 8, 5.
Patrizia 24 from Poland. High brunette. Same service of Fatima but face less beautiful 8, 5.
Mandi (two times) from Hungary 20. Brunette. Nice. Good service. Face similar to that of the actress Ornella Muti (when she was young) 8, 5.
Donata 23 from Krakow Poland. Blonde with big tits. Good service. Face of student 8.
Giselle 21 from Slovenia, tall, blonde, doll face, figure 9 service 6, 5.
Lindsey 22 from Hamburg. Blonde. Nice with big boobs. There is of better. 3 piercing, one on pussy 7, 5
Main 23 (I probably misunderstood the name) from Berlin. Blonde. Not that this is not. She is not nice Bad service 5.
I'm sorry for my terrible English
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Is it possible to leave and go back to Artemis more than once?
Hi guys, the title says it all.
I frequenly leave Artemis to find some decent food and come back later. I leave name and take note of my number at the reception and there's no problem.
Can this be done more than once during the same day? I remember reading something but just can't find the message anymore.
Thanks.
Kimino
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[QUOTE=Kimino; 1189517]Hi guys, the title says it all.
I frequenly leave Artemis to find some decent food and come back later. I leave name and take note of my number at the reception and there's no problem.
Can this be done more than once during the same day? I remember reading something but just can't find the message anymore.
Thanks.
Kimino[/QUOTE]While I have not done so I am pretty sure that you can leave and enter as many times as you wish. The website describes the entry fee as a "day pass" which indicates multiple entry within the specified period of a day (11:00 05:00). You might want to check with the front desk but I am pretty certain.
Actually maybe Charlie knows this by experience? If anyone has made multiple entry (in many senses of the word) at Artemis, it is Charlie. ;)
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[QUOTE=Angus Magee; 1189526]While I have not done so I am pretty sure that you can leave and enter as many times as you wish. The website describes the entry fee as a "day pass" which indicates multiple entry within the specified period of a day (11:00 05:00). You might want to check with the front desk but I am pretty certain.
Actually maybe Charlie knows this by experience? If anyone has made multiple entry (in many senses of the word) at Artemis, it is Charlie. .
AM[/QUOTE]LOL.
As you suspected, I have checked in and out several times in a day on more than one occasion. It's no problem.
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[QUOTE=Angus Magee; 1189526]While I have not done so I am pretty sure that you can leave and enter as many times as you wish. The website describes the entry fee as a "day pass" which indicates multiple entry within the specified period of a day (11:00 05:00). You might want to check with the front desk but I am pretty certain.
Actually maybe Charlie knows this by experience? If anyone has made multiple entry (in many senses of the word) at Artemis, it is Charlie. .
AM[/QUOTE]Ahaha. Bet you are right!
I'm sure he knows. :-)
And if he doesn't he is going to find out with me in early September!
Kimino, counting the days to his new Berlin visit.
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Artemis on a Sunday and Monday
Hi guys,
I'm starting to get that Artemis feeling again and I think I need a visit to our favourite club. Has anyone any experience of the Artemis on a Sunday or Monday? I've been there on Thursday, Friday and Saturday and had a great time but I'm a little concerned that it might be dead on a Sunday or Monday.
Thanks.
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[QUOTE=Galazy; 1190372]Hi guys,
I'm starting to get that Artemis feeling again and I think I need a visit to our favourite club. Has anyone any experience of the Artemis on a Sunday or Monday? I've been there on Thursday, Friday and Saturday and had a great time but I'm a little concerned that it might be dead on a Sunday or Monday.
Thanks.[/QUOTE]I would not say dead but certainly noticeably slower. This does have its' advantages if you can find a nice girl.
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Angus Group Grope
Angus,
As this might be of interest to mongers uberal, I am posting this here & Berlin thread.
I got some email from friends in Sweden and Italy who will be down for the IFA next week. They want a tour guide and I will be away.
Does your Geil Guide service offer group rates-both for Artemis and just general bordello boogies? It would be useful to have a pro show them the ropes and advise on particular girls.
Not sure if you can handle say 3-4 guys (as a guide-you pervs can relax) but thought I would ask if there might be some sort of group discount?
Best-RB
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[QUOTE=Rocketboy0; 1190878]Angus,
As this might be of interest to mongers uberal, I am posting this here & Berlin thread.
I got some email from friends in Sweden and Italy who will be down for the IFA next week. They want a tour guide and I will be away.
Does your Geil Guide service offer group rates-both for Artemis and just general bordello boogies? It would be useful to have a pro show them the ropes and advise on particular girls.
Not sure if you can handle say 3-4 guys (as a guide-you pervs can relax) but thought I would ask if there might be some sort of group discount?
Best-RB[/QUOTE]As I mentioned over in the Berlin thread, customarily my service is aimed at individuals. However, I see no reason why it should not interest small groups as well. The cost of entry could then be split amongst the guys and it would end up saving a bit of cash. If they are interested have your friends contact me on my blog and we can discuss details. You migh also direct them to Gecko's post about his fun time at Artemis.
[url]http://www.angusmagee.com/[/url]
[url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?2588-FKK-Artemis-Berlin&p=1179340&viewfull=1#post1179340[/url]
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Day 1 Tuesday: Maya and Maya
Day 1 Tuesday: Maya and Maya.
New visit to Artemis since last may. Berlin is so attracting and coming there without having some good time in Artemis should be a shame.
Arrived around 8pm. Have a quick look to see if my favorite ones are in there. None of them. Disappointed. (. But many girls I knew / recognized from past visits. Maybe only 20% were new faces.
As usual wait at the stairs to catch the girls coming from session. That is where I think you can find girls having some success which may mean "being good in room" but that is not 100% sure. But that is how I act.
Few minutes passes, and I heard from my back a voice saying 'I know you! ' and a lovely blond passing by me (coming from the ladies dressing room).
That was Maya 'the bees'. Blond girl from Poland. 25-30 years old (she look older than her real age) , perfect body but tall girl (+-1. 60m) , slim (not skinny) , a perfect Barbie doll with incredible pair of eyes.
I already sessioned with her last year. She is a stunning beauty for sure!
I joined her in the main bar and had a quick chat with her. 'You remember me'. 'Yeah, I recognized you. You are so singular from the other guys'. So we went in room.
Her blowjob skills are perfect, she doesn't kiss (I remembered it from last time) but I tried once and she screamed to me 'Bad boy! ' and smile to me so she wasn't that upset!
I wanted anal for my first session. So we did it. Slowly but I couldn't resist to do it faster / harder. That was not ok for her so I finished in / with her pussy.
I was so please from this first session that I met Maya again later in the night.
We repeat the same session without anal this time. She is honestly very professional (which may not be cup of tea of everybody). She is surely one of the girls with the best body in Artemis. You cannot miss her. But being quite 'busy', you have to go to her as when she is coming back from session she sat with her friends in the main bar and wait for somebody to pick her up. This has upset me the next day.
Anyway, she provides good service, speaks good English, is beautiful and told me for an unknown reason I had a 'nice dick' when sucking me and that I was a 'Bad boy'.
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Day 2 Friday: duo with Maya and x girl, and Nena
Day 2 Friday: duo with Maya and x girl, and Nena.
Last Friday was hot in Berlin. I was burning at the sun all day all and went to Artemis by 8pm again.
I quickly catch up Maya in the locker room. She came back to me with a friend of her which I forgot the name. But she was also blond, bigger tits and taller. Honestly she wasn't my type (too much chirurgical). But Maya was so convincing when suggesting me a duo.
I admit that the duo wasn't my fantasy. But I can now say that I have tried at least once in my life. That was funny but not exciting for me. Maya and the other girl did provide me a good service (being maybe too much professional in such situation) but I would have prefered to be focus on one girl only.
Duo is not my stuff for sure; I would have preferred to be in one to one with Maya again!
Then I started to get bored and came back later in the night. During those days, I have noticed two blond girls being very active: Jane (that I already sessioned with) and Nena (or Nina?) also blond and from Germany (Berlin she told me but I doubt).
After some hesitation (as I wasn't sure she would provide me satisfaction) , I went with Nena. Like Jane, she is a beauty: nice face, great body (but smaller than Jane). Like for Jane, I felt pity for her as with such natural attribute she could / should do something else from her life. But whatever, I not at their place. So I shouldn't comment.
(Again) Like with Jane, Nena is not that much 'exciting' when in bed. I would say that she doesn't give more that her body. OK I fucked her in several positions and she sucked me. But there wasn't any feeling or any simulation form her. Sorry for that, but it is like fucking a dead body. That is not what I am looking for unfortunately.
So I stopped the session and apologies to her as I wasn't feeling anything and was losing my time (and money). I explained her that I was feeling 'bored'. She get upset about me.
I am really a bad boy.
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September
Hi
I'm thinking of visiting Artemis for the first time this September.
I know about the IFA (2-8 sept). Now if I visit this Thursday (the 1 sept) I'm guessing there might be many girls ready for the convention. But maybe not to many costumers. Now that would be a nice scenario. But don't know if I'm right in my guessing?
If I don't make it I'm thinking. How do you think the week (Thursday ore Friday) after the convention will be. Exhausted, and maby not the best time to visit?
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Day 3 Saturday: Brigitta, Brigitta and. Sheenya!
Day 3 Saturday: Brigitta, Brigitta and. Sheenya!
I wasn't supposed to come back on Saturday (following my schedule) but the weather was so awful this day (raining all day in Berlin) so I decided to change my plan.
I had in mind a girl that I have noticed the first two days. (fake) Blond, curvy hair, slim, long legs, enhanced big tits and lips, tattoo all over her left hand (Japanese style with geisha design) and one on her back, a 'B' with wings. At first sight, she wouldn't' be my type at all (I am more into girl next door type or blond beauty). But I had the fantasy in mind this day to start with a '*****' or a porn star type.
So that was Brigitta (from Hungary if I am not mistaken). She has started working at Artemis for few months. This was her last weekend before some holidays / break. She was wearing sexy pinky panties and was very active those last days.
I had two consecutive sessions with her. As suggested I wanted to fuck hard like in a porn movie. She did it with great enthusiasm. My only regret was that I couldn't grab her (fake) tits too much as it was painful for her. But I could fuck her as I wanted in every position suggested. She has absolutely pleased me. I finished in her mouth and surprised her as she didn't expect that much cum.
We did a second round after a short break. I fucked her from behind as fast as I could without stopping. She was shouting to me to change position many times but I refused and tell her I was coming (even though I wasn't). This was like running a 400 meters. After some minutes, I came in her pussy in sweat and exhausted. She was also wet with all my sweat on her back. 'You fuck like a rabbit, baby! '. 'You're a great girl! '.
After those two sessions, I was very happy and exhausted so I was planning to go back to my hotel but I saw her.
She is an angel and my favorite one. I was upset not to see her on the first days and thought she wasn't here for the weekend. But she was there on Saturday night (coming from a week break at home).
Sheenya, the greatest one. I had marvelous and unmemorable sessions with her.
She is more in the 'girl next door' type: blown hair (but originally blond) , curvy and mid long, +- 25 years old, very nice face, beautiful eyes and nice make up (she pay attention to that) , small tits and average size. She was wearing a white corset, pinky shoes and a (fake) diamond belt.
I saw her on the stairs coming back from rooms. She immediately recognized me. Smile and eyes contact. No need to speak, she would be mine in few minutes.
We went in the room upstairs. Kisses, kisses and kisses. So lovely.
'What happen to you since last time? '. 'Nothing, I was just missing you'. 'Ahahahaha! '.
Sheenya is my favorite one for several reasons:
1) She provides very good services in room (especially her blowjob)
2) She speaks very good English (and you can have some conversation with her)
3) She is kind and respectful.
4) She is lovely and adorable.
I won't go into detail but she is from Moldavia and not Rumania as she told me before (but it doesn't change anything).
I came back to Artemis on Sunday only for Sheenya.
I love her.
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[QUOTE=Falara; 1192109]Hi
I'm thinking of visiting Artemis for the first time this September.
I know about the IFA (2-8 sept). Now if I visit this Thursday (the 1 sept) I'm guessing there might be many girls ready for the convention. But maybe not to many costumers. Now that would be a nice scenario. But don't know if I'm right in my guessing?
If I don't make it I'm thinking. How do you think the week (Thursday ore Friday) after the convention will be. Exhausted, and maby not the best time to visit?[/QUOTE]The Thursday before the IFA is probably a pretty good day to visit. After the IFA is the Asia Fruit Logistica (07/09-09/09/11) which is one of the busiest Messe of the year. After that is another one (PopKomm). So September in general is a pretty busy month. I personally would avoid if possible the really big one. Other than that just go, go early and enjoy yourself.
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[QUOTE=Angus Magee; 1192275]The Thursday before the IFA is probably a pretty good day to visit. After the IFA is the Asia Fruit Logistica (07/09-09/09/11) which is one of the busiest Messe of the year. After that is another one (PopKomm). So September in general is a pretty busy month. I personally would avoid if possible the really big one. Other than that just go, go early and enjoy yourself.
AM[/QUOTE]I might be wrong but I think Asia Fruit Logistica is in Hong Kong. Thanks god. Popkomm will probably not drive too many people.
So the best days to be in Berlin is from mon 5th to thu. 8th! Ahahaha.
Ciao
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Artemis Night Windows
Was in the Love Bahnhoff last night Tues. Very very slow, hardly anyone there of either sex, even at 23:00. Perplexing, as it is 1 day before the IFA cranks up. Talked to various staff and team and all agreed it was odd, and they'd seen a slowdown. Perhaps the Eurozone financial instability is rippling through...
At least in the reception area, there is a very flash new architectural rendering of the mythical new wing (yes yes yet to be built, if ever). A rather poor consolation.
The point is, while purists can argue that SUN-TUES are slow relaxed nights and can offer their charms if (a big if) their favorites are there, the selection IMHO is just too limited to justify the risk and more to the point, entrance tythe. Of course this is partly a taste thing, and it will no doubt vary a bit from week to week. But if one is playing the odds as a visitor, the odds increase significantly, in quantity, variety, and quality, later in the week. If you are only in Berlin on the off days, and the alternative choice is your left hand, or the neighbor's dog, well then it's more complicated. If you have the choice to wait, wait...
Last night's low octane might be due to the waves of Messen about to hit Berlin's shores, and all are resting up. But it's far from the first time this has happened and I will not repeat on those days.
Newbies you have been advised. Art's is a different, far better place WED-SAT.
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[QUOTE=Kimino; 1192306]I might be wrong but I think Asia Fruit Logistica is in Hong Kong. Thanks god. Popkomm will probably not drive too many people.
So the best days to be in Berlin is from mon 5th to thu. 8th! Ahahaha.
Ciao[/QUOTE]My mistake upon further investigation. I do have to wonder why it is listed as a trade show on the Berlin Messe website?
[url]http://www1.messe-berlin.de/vip8_1/website/Internet/Internet/www.messe-berlin/englisch/index.html[/url]
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My First Time in Berlin
Hi guys, first time poster here.
Was is Berlin for my 40th birthday celebration just this past weekend with 'the lads'. I had two terrible experiences that
Are hard to forget, and one mindblowingly amazing experience that has gone a long way to helping forget the first two.
I'm a virtual novice in these matters, so mistakes were going to be made, despite lurking here for do's and don'ts.
Went to at 13:00 to Artemis this past Sunday and this was the mindblower, and two other, well I'll get to them.
I was with three different girls that day: tall blonde stunner from Siberia, Iris from Romania and Tiffany from Germany.
I went to the Kino first. There was one guy there looking very disinterested who left after a few minutes. I sat at the higher
Back seat and sat for about five minutes, and then. A very slow clip-clop of high-heels got ever closer. And then in came.
A vision. She stood there for what seemed like a whole Spring. A tall blonde with a kind of Monroe-do. Fuck! She was from
Siberia, but I can't remember her name. We went to the nearest cubicle, and she drew the curtain.
I got a wonderful 'erotic massage', and then lovingly administered blowy, and then her on-top-squatting fuck. I'm a dead shy.
Guy, so was dumbfounded for the whole experience. I didn't ask, or even try to kiss her, but she offered cim for €50, but said.
She normally asks €60. I didn't go with that, as I was considering my funds having just arrived. Then had a shower.
I then went to the pool area and sat for about 10/15 mins trying to people-watch to get the suss. When bored with that,
I shuffled up to the bar for the first time, and immediately felt all eyes on me. I sat at the rear of the bar beside the pillar.
And ordered ein Glas Orangensäft. I was trying to avoid all the eye-contact as I just wanted to sit for a while.
Iris then came up to me and I just hadn't the heart to say no to sit with her on a couch. Great little blonde bird from Romania; I made.
A few corny jokes about Dracula. Got a pity-laugh. She sensed my nervousness and helped with doing all the talking for about 15mins.
Then we went to room for a half-hour no-extra sesh. Great little fuck, and I was relaxed enough to kiss her when on top without thinking.
She went with it. I thne went for shower after paying die Rechnung.
I then went for a ages to the wellness area; watched to Grand Prix. 45 mins in the bio-sauna. 15min in pool and another shower.
If I could do again, I would defo bring my own toiletries and my cologne, as it makes you stand out in the fragrance department: the
Siberian chick thought I had beautiful fragrance, and really went on about it and kept smelling my chest area. I believe it was genuine. I
Didn't get the same comments from the others as I smelled just all the other punters. I'm into smells. Can you tell?
After some proper rest and recuperation, I grew a set and ventured to the bar, and took up earlier postion. I had it in my mind to try a brunette.
I turned away about 4/5 chicks who were almost like a conveyer-belt, with one really pushy one in particular with a half-asain look to her; a stunner.
Sitting beside me the whole time was blondie Tiffany from Poland. I could only see her with the corner of my eye to my left.
I told her I was from Ireland and she seemed to think that made me 'exotic'. Ha! I said, 'how are you? ' in Polish, but she hadn't a clue.
What I said. She then quickly went on to say that she moved to Germany when she was a baby. So I caught her out on a little white lie. Tee hee!
Surely having Polish parents would help with knowing a basic Polish phrase. I digress. She was about 33ish and a little fleshy. Yum!
I had a brilliant time in Artemis, but the downside is that it is fucking up with my head; I can't stop thinking about the place, and how soon I.
Can get back there. I'm being really irrational about it, and I'm thinking really far-out things. I'm defo obsessed with getting back, and trying to
Be more asking of the girls. A thing I hadn't considered could happen to me. I just have to get through the next little while and get busy with
Other things in my life.
I'll do a separate post for my two shitty experiences.
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[QUOTE=Dornstadt; 1192373]Hi guys, first time poster here.
For my two shitty experiences.[/QUOTE]I have no idea why my post looks like it's second language to me. I didn't type it that way with all the full-stops and capital-letters.
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Day 4 Sunday: Sheenya for ever
Day 4 Sunday: Sheenya for ever.
I came back on Sunday and only sessioned with Sheenya. We had two sessions one for ½ hour and a second one of 1 hour.
On the first session, I came on her back in an incredible position. Very exciting. I really love her body. She really provide very good service and pay attention to please you at the most. This is barely not always the case with others girls.
On the second session, we make love for about 45 minutes without stopping alterning several positions and blowjob to keep me hard. I didn't make love like this for years. She was so great!
Social time is really appreciable with her. That is very nice chatting with her. Obviously, she has some education and is interested in life in general. This makes her more than exceptional.
'Nobody loves me'. 'I love you'.
I am not a bad boy anymore.
LOL7
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[QUOTE=Falara; 1192109]Hi
I'm thinking of visiting Artemis for the first time this September.
I know about the IFA (2-8 sept). Now if I visit this Thursday (the 1 sept) I'm guessing there might be many girls ready for the convention. But maybe not to many costumers. Now that would be a nice scenario. But don't know if I'm right in my guessing?
If I don't make it I'm thinking. How do you think the week (Thursday ore Friday) after the convention will be. Exhausted, and maby not the best time to visit?[/QUOTE]I use to visit IFA every year and my experience is what also Angus writes, the Thursday before the opening use to be a good day. I will go there tomorrow for sure!
For Friday and Saturday, the advise is: Go early. Beat the rush! After doing your "business", you can stay and watch the crazy situation. It's really amusing.
Maybe see you there!
Blue
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[QUOTE=Dornstadt; 1192373]Hi guys, first time poster here.
I told her I was from Ireland and she seemed to think that made me 'exotic'.[/QUOTE]Haha. I've had a few funny conversations with girls at the Artemis when I tell them I'm Irish. Chats about where they used to drink and work in Dublin and suggestions for where to go on a Saturday night. Fun times.
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[QUOTE=Dornstadt;1192398]I have no idea why my post looks like it's second language to me. I didn't type it that way with all the full-stops and capital-letters.[/QUOTE]Do you type your report straight into the ISG report field or do you use a wordprocessing program and then cut and paste? The software used at the moment does seem to have some formatting issues. Often it will take text and try to correct it. I have never seen anything quite so extensive as what it has done to you report though.
AM
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Arts Pre IFA Post Mortem
Was hoping like several others that (yesterday) Thurs night before the mass Messe would offer a bevy of new beauties. Very disappointed. Mostly the usual suspects with a few new very young wafy or skanky wannabbees. Standards just seem to be slipping, and some stunners in the private apartments seem a much better deal overall.
Newbies may find all fine. Of course it's a taste thing & YMMV. But I have to say, as a great former fan, I am worried. Just not enough real women for yours truely. Too young, too much engineering, too little GFE.
It will be a long time before I try again (even with a long summer pause). It really has changed I think. Curious about senior members reactions over the next few days. Over and out.
On this odd double line space posting below - perhaps it is due to using a translator programme- converting from the original Irish, to English?
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Naked?
Hello, are the girls naked here?
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Yes except for wednesdays when they wear underwear.
[QUOTE=Nolyn;1193206]Hello, are the girls naked here?[/QUOTE]
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Formatting Issues
[QUOTE=Angus Magee;1192577] The software used at the moment does seem to have some formatting issues. [/QUOTE]It does deliver some strange results.
However, for some reason, the editing process seems to work better.
That is, if you go back to re-work and and/or edit any gremlins then it usually gives a proper or improved outcome.
Unfortunately the editing time-out in the new software is very short, and, of course, not everybody wants to have to bother doing this with a longish post.
All in all, a bit unsatisfactory...
VG
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So how was the IFA crowd, if any?
Anybody visited Artemis on fri / sat?
What was the situation?
Promise I'll pay back with a mon / tue / wed report. :)
Kimino, definitely impatient!
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[quote=kimino; 1193864]anybody visited artemis on fri / sat?
what was the situation?
promise i'll pay back with a mon / tue / wed report. .
kimino, definitely impatient![/quote]it was "as usual", quite ok early, but after 20-21 or so, the crazy situation begins.
girls roaming for clients (some girls had a better situation, with men more or less in line waiting).
men roaming for the "perfect girl".
pairs roaming for a "fuck spot".
this was my experience friday and saturday, thursday was much more relaxed.
also, i have to concur to rocketboy0s comment, it seems to be the old staff in place. myself, as a occasional visitor recognized a significant part of the girls and also a couple of them recognized me!
my encounters: (first i can add, that i fancy blowjobs, so that was more or less the "diet" for this weekend.)
thursday:
nina cz, what a sweet girl! the best gfes i have had! everything went slow and very enjoyable. she's a keeper!
solenida, ro, kind of a girl-next-door type, but also a bit of crazy humour. also enjoyable, even if she tried to speed up the blowing too much a couple of times.
this session also contained a bit of cowgirl / reverse cowgirl, very good! would repeat.
friday:
harlen pl, pretty good, nice girl all over. maybe a repeat.
nina again, a solid selection!
saturday:
arrived late and was caught by the crowd and had difficulties to decide.
finally, my decision fell on alina, ukr. it was a good decision and she delivered a perfect blowjob in the back row of the kino downstairs.
would repeat.
blue, home again with a smile on his face!
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Did it ever happen to you guys that after chatting sitting in the kino (plannin to fuck later in the room) she starts giving you a BBBJ and couldn't hold it ending up cummin early?
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[QUOTE=DAtourist;1194113]Did it ever happen to you guys that after chatting sitting in the kino (plannin to fuck later in the room) she starts giving you a BBBJ and couldn't hold it ending up cummin early?[/QUOTE]Sounds like my first visit to Artemis. I met this lovely german flower in the kino, and my heart was beating like a gatling gun. I normally have to work hard for my finishes, so this is very seldom experience to me. Wish it could happen more often, since I visit places that offer good BBBJs and accepting CIM flatrate at different gangbangs in Berlin. Once I even tried Cialis for the scientific research (what a horrible drug) , I was stiff like diamond when horny for 24 hours, but less sensitive. I managed to cum only once at Artemis, but still I could get this diabolic erection even if I observed a lady eating a kebab or lamb shashlik. Crazy. Maybe Cialis 5 mg can help you.
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Quick Monday evening report
Arrived at Artemis around 4pm and met Charlie. Other friends came in later.
Place was very calm, few girls around. After about half an hour the lineup was good enough.
In general, most of the girls I prefer where missing, lots of new faces.
First names that come to my mind that I didn't see yesterday, Renee, Helena, Kathleen, Heather, Manuela, plus many others whose names can't remember right now.
At 9 we left for dinner and met Angus and Rb, had a great time.
Once we came back the place was kind of crowded and remained the same util 3am when I finally left.
Patrizia, Polish but lives in Hamburg and normally works at Atmos. Casquette hair style, nice body, kind of mediterranean shapes. Brown / green eyes, quite tall. I think she will leave in about a week or something. Nice session, would repeat, not during this trip.
Moui (or whatever). Half german half turk. Intense blue eyes, stunning. Quite curly red haid, piercing on lips and nose, some tatoos, looks very young. I did enjoy staying with her, anal asked but not allowed, offered cim. Not very good BJ.
Raffaella. Enough said about her. I allways enjoy her company a lot, and this time was not different. I find her extremely sweet and extremely hot.
Adelina, didn't session with her, I just wanted to share this. I see her and was quite happy about, she comes up, kind of sweet and tells me to wait for her 10 min that she would take a shower. After about half an hour she shows up, sits beside me and tells me that her boyfriend was going to show up in about half an hour and they would stay together until 5am.
"ciao" I said. WTF.
So this was the Monday report.
I was wondering where Helena was, I kind of liked her a lot. Angus said he probably knew of a girl that responded to my description and that was working at Artemis but is now elsewhere, he found me a link and indeed it looks like her. It's on http://www.odetteberlin.de , under the name of Ella. Apart from Helena the place looks interesting so I'll go and pay a visit this afteroon with Charlie, if we don't like it we will visit VK and / or KD and reach Artemis later on.
Ciao!
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CMS fair to be avoided?
Hiya folks.
A quick question: I might be able to arrange a visit to old Artemis in a couple of weeks, but when checking the messe website I find that this (of course) would collide with one of the fairs. It's CMS,"Cleaning Management Services", and now I wonder if anyone knows if this is one of the big ones. I'm eager to spend an evening at A soon again, but of CMS is a monster I will probably pass this time (would be a shame though).
/Dr J
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Tuesday IFA evening at Artemis
Quick report just to say that the place was much less crowded yesterday and that the atmosphere was much better.
We arrived there around 6:30 pm. Planning to have a session then leave for dinner and then come back later on.
Nebula was there and we chatted a bit but then we lost contact and we will meet again tonight I think and hopefully have some turkish food together.
I'm definitely getting old, in the past visits to Artemis I've looking at a Polish girl, high, porn star look, blonde hair pulled back, pony tail, real nice and attractive imo. Called Veronica. I always discarded the idea of going with her because I was sure she was ice cold and although very attractive I always hesitated. Drinking a coffee, started talking with her and I found out that we already sessioned a couple of times (she says 5 but I can't believe that). With much satisfaction about her BJ capabilities, she said.
So off we went and indeed I had great fun. She is really on the pornstar side, she is also sweet but definitely not a GFE girl. So fucking cute that I was almost shy when she kept starring at me through the mirror while in doggie.
Anyways, had fun, will repeat, maybe not if too tired. Ahahah.
Out for dinner, very good indian food at Calcutta, nice walk and chat going back to Artemis but then we both discovered that Indian food is just a bit too heavy and not very fkk compliant. We stayed a bit at artemis but then left to go and have some sleep.
One thing, I was told that Renee had arguments with the management and was either kicked out or simply left. Pity, she is a nice girl. Anyone has more info on this?
We will visit a couple of brothels today and then hit Artemis before leaving tomorrow morning.
Ciao.
Kimino
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Same things happens to me if I eat too many Artemis brussell sprouts!
[QUOTE=Kimino; 1194814]Out for dinner, very good indian food at Calcutta, nice walk and chat going back to Artemis but then we both discovered that Indian food is just a bit too heavy and not very fkk compliant. We stayed a bit at artemis but then left to go and have some sleep.
Kimino[/QUOTE]
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Wednesday IFA day at Artemis.
Arrived around 4 and the place was dead, again the place woke up quickly during the next hour.
I stayed until 5am with my friend, Nebula2000 and earlier with Charlie. The place was never particularly.
Lingerie day and lineup very very good.
Went with Hanna or something, Polish, bob cut, brown hair, blue eyes. Wearing a very sexy schoolgirl dress which made me choose her in the first place. I actually oticed the day before even without the schoolgirl suite but was too tyred.
Nice sweet girl.
Extended session with Raffaella.
Then I saw a girl, wearing a 2 piece white fishnet. Very nice and hot body, tall, black hair, nice makeup, absolutely stunnig ass. Porn star look. Never saw her before.
She was arguing with a couple of guys about talking, paying, loosin time etc. So, provocatorily, I went up to her and told her I would like to have a chat. She said that we should talk in a room and off we went.
She probably pulled some BS to me saying she was Albanese, don't know. She drove in from Frankfurt and was here for a trip. Se had worked (or still was) at Palace, she knew very well Joy (a real nice, although sharky, girl I met at Palace) and told me she was supposed to be in Artemis or coming in. She also knew her very nice friend with pistols tatooed on the back, can't remember her name. Anyways, this all sounded interesting to me.
This has been going on for a while but yesterday I really noticed how very, very few girls ever come up to me. On one side I like not being bugged on the other I would appreciate some girls coming up some times. For sure you only need to look for some eye contact or simply go up to them. Boh, you can't have everithing.
Wanted to try the famous Nina that I finally identified but it didn't happen.
End of the games for a while, maybe a new tour before Christmas.
Ciao
Kimino
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Marsha. Russia
Hi.
Stunning PSE with Marsha from Moskow. 32 years old but looks younger, blonde short-cut hair, pretty but not stunning face, sensational tanned full but sporty physique, very large sympathetically enhanced breasts. An identikit porn star body with the performance to back it up.
Very dirty girl, all-action performer, very sexy wet BBBJ, ball-licking, face-fucking, fingering etc etc. This was the session I used to wank off thinking about when I was 18 years old. Really hot chick. Highly recommended for anyone looking for the prototype MILF pornstar session.
One caveat. She seemed in a hurry at first to get the job done. Once I said that I wanted to slow down a bit and was happy to extend to an hour things got even better. A definite repeat for me.
Charlie
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[QUOTE=Dr Jekyll; 1194622]Hiya folks.
A quick question: I might be able to arrange a visit to old Artemis in a couple of weeks, but when checking the messe website I find that this (of course) would collide with one of the fairs. It's CMS,"Cleaning Management Services", and now I wonder if anyone knows if this is one of the big ones. I'm eager to spend an evening at A soon again, but of CMS is a monster I will probably pass this time (would be a shame though).
/Dr J[/QUOTE]Almost any trade show will bring in business to Artemis. Only the bigger ones though make things a little hard to take. This one does not look particularly big.
AM
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Artemis first time
Hi Guys.
The first time I payd for sex was in golden sand (Bulgaria) in 2006. I was on a holiday trip with som friends of mine. At the time I was 20 years old and saw it as just a " mistake" because the decision to fuck a prostitute was done when I was drunk, big time drunk. Anyway I wasn't ashamed by it but just didn, t think I would do it again. Well time passed and two girlfriends after I went this year to Amsterdam in April. The main reason to go there wasn't because of the redlight district but for the coffeeshops. But of course I had to check the famous redlight district out. Just to watch the girls at the windows. But you know after some walking back and forth, and after some beers I couldn't hold on anymore. Just had to try it again. I had a fun trip and decided that this could be something I could do once a year. But then a friend of mine told me about how stuff works in Germany. I wasn't sure how to believe it. I thought Amsterdam was the best place to do it legal in Europe. Well after some google search I found Artemis homepage. After checking out the hompeage I thought why not give it a try. I went to Berlin last week. Stayed with a friend at his place. I've known him since my days at the university in Trondheim in Oslo. We kept contact after he went back to berlin. And I've always wanted to visit him but hadn't have time before now. Hi is a bit religious so I didn't tell him about some things I wanted to check out. Wasn't sure of how he would react to that. So on Sunday I told him I wanted to be alone, because I was having a big hangover from the day before when we went out to party. Of course I was fine but I just had to make up an excuse. Easy to fint the place from Westkreutz station. I've seen a clip on youtube on how to get to the place. Well, I'm definitely going o check the place out again. And maybe in other cities in germany, but I've heard Artemis is the best. I've mostly went for curvy girls since I like them curvy. Don't remember any names but the girl I remember the most was actually the only skinny girl I tried there. She hadn't a big ass or big tits, but her face was the most Beautiful I saw in Artemis. She was brunett and told me she was from Italy. It was really good sex. Not saying that the others where bad just that I had the best experience with her. Hope I see her next time I'm there.
I write this because I'm new to this forum and you know just wanted to share some experience.
Hadet.
John Degas
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Three days visit before the IFA
Day 1 (Saturday) :
Tatiana (ROM). Not so good. Knew her from last time. Although knew the session won't be so good, couldn't resist her beautiful face.
Nina (CHZ). Super GFE as always.
Shaaz (ROM) – I had some good times with her at my previous visits, but this time it wasn't so good. She acted like a child and talked like a child and didn't get interested in the act.
Forgot her name and nationality. Tall 180, reddish brown hair, beautiful face. Very good session. Don't kiss.
Day 2 (Sunday) :
Daisy (GER) – from near Berlin. 160, blond hair, large tattoo of flowers and butterflies on her back, beautiful face, DFK, some extra kilos, but not fat. Very good session. No BJ and I didn't asked either, but responded well to DATY. A GFE and will definitely repeat.
Sasha – (ROM) , dirty blond hair. Pretty face. Had kept my eyes on her for two days. She was a little cold in the room (maybe shy) , but I have a feeling that more sessions with her will warm her up and will be good.
Day 3 (Monday) :
I had read a lot about a girl named Vivian in this forum and I did went to the room with a Vivian (which was not so good sessions) in my last visits, but later on I found that the Vivian that the forum gives a diva status is not the one I met and that she has changed her name to Fatima.
Finally I meet the real Vivian (aka Fatima). I was sitting with Nina in the downstairs bar and was close to ask her to go to the room when she introduced me to her girlfriend Fatima. We all three talked a little bit, and they suggested a threesome. I wasn't sure, as I had never done threesome before, but after some time I agreed.
I had a very nice time with two beautiful girls. Nina was giving instruction whom should do the sucking and who should do fucking. The picture of me at the mirror talking the Fatima in doggy while Nina is french kissing me is imprinted in my mind and will remind me of that spectacular session for long time.
We were at the room for half an hour and although I had a great time, I think half an hour is not enough for a threesome. Furthermore I think I would have enjoyed the session even more if I knew both girls and had sessioned with both before the threesome.
Fatima (CHZ) – I had to get to know this girl more and I liked her very much, therefore I spend an extended one hour at the room with this beautiful girl. I started with DATY and soon after she get wet, but it took about 20 min before she get orgasm. The rest of the session continued with slow GFE sex with DFK.
Daisy (GER) – again a very good GFE session.
Ria. 180, mix German / Brazilian, slim, tanned and fit body, piercing at nose lip and navel.
She looked a little bit cold and not so pretty from a distance, but I am glad that I met her. Very sweet girl, very pretty face and very good session. Good at bbj.
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[QUOTE=Kimino; 1194814]So off we went and indeed I had great fun. She is really on the pornstar side, she is also sweet but definitely not a GFE girl. So fucking cute that I was almost shy when she kept starring at me through the mirror while in doggie.
Kimino[/QUOTE]I want this girl. She call herself Veronica?
Does she have blue eyes?
Please tell me she have blue eyes.
Norjan
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[QUOTE=Norjan; 1195840]I want this girl. She call herself Veronica?
Does she have blue eyes?
Please tell me she have blue eyes.
Norjan[/QUOTE]Yes I think so.
She is very easy to spot, she pulls her hair behind and has a pony tail. Blonde.
Ciao.
Kimino
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New pics on the Artemis hp
There are a bunch of new pics on the Artemis home page.
[url]http://www.fkk-artemis.de/de/girls.php[/url]
Nina finally has her pic up there and a few others.
AM
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[QUOTE=Angus Magee; 1196550]There are a bunch of new pics on the Artemis home page.
[url]http://www.fkk-artemis.de/de/girls.php[/url]
Nina finally has her pic up there and a few others.
AM[/QUOTE]Just when I was considering Stuttgart for a change. :)
I like Kathleen's picture a lot. If only she would smile more, nice girl.
Thanks for the info Angus.
Ciao.
Kimino
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Daffon:father and son@Artemis
Daffon reports on his father and son trip to Artemis over on the Berlin thread. Here is the link.
[url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?668-Berlin&p=1196577&viewfull=1#post1196577[/url]
What can I say, I only wish my father had stuck around long enough to make such a visit. Especially if he was paying.
;)
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[QUOTE=Kimino;1196683]Just when I was considering Stuttgart for a change.[/QUOTE]As I say to Rocketboy these days at every opportunity: Just when I thought I was out, the pull me back in.
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvzdehnJA9k[/url]
And Silvio (who does it better, in my opinion)
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=242H7F8DKHA[/url]
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[QUOTE=Angus Magee; 1196719]As I say to Rocketboy these days at every opportunity: Just when I thought I was out, the pull me back in.
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvzdehnJA9k[/url]
And Silvio (who does it better, in my opinion)
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=242H7F8DKHA[/url]
AM[/QUOTE]That's exactly the way I feel. :)
Kimino
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Any indians out here? Guys please suggest
Hi,
Iam a software engg from Bangalore. India. Will be visiting artemis soon this month. Looking for fellow indians who can guide me.
Other Guys can guide me too. Ll help you out guyz when you come to India.
Any racism ll be there in Germany?
Artemis Fkk clubs allow asians (indians )?
How to reach artemis from Berlin City? English can be understood in berlin or only german?
Is it safe for a guy to come alone?
Recommend near by accomadation as well.
Thanks,
Johny
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[QUOTE=Angus Magee; 1196717]Daffon reports on his father and son trip to Artemis over on the Berlin thread. Here is the link.
[url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?668-Berlin&p=1196577&viewfull=1#post1196577[/url]
What can I say, I only wish my father had stuck around long enough to make such a visit. Especially if he was paying.
AM[/QUOTE]Thanks Angus. My invitation for a drink / dinner with us still stands.
Did you gather that we confirmed that the pensioner discount is not limited to german nationals. They would like to see a pension document but if you are really old just proof of age will do!
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Pullin & Pushin
[QUOTE=Angus Magee; 1196719]As I say to Rocketboy these days at every opportunity: Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in. AM[/QUOTE]
Well. Consider the alternative:
Just when you thought you were in, she pushes you back out.
But, back to the theme; all ultimately a matter of will power, and really, just a choice.
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[QUOTE=Angus Magee; 1196550]There are a bunch of new pics on the Artemis home page.
[url]http://www.fkk-artemis.de/de/girls.php[/url]
Nina finally has her pic up there and a few others.
AM[/QUOTE]Dozens of stunning girls, but not one I can definitely recognise from last night and certainly none of my shortlist. It doesn't matter because they are entirely representative of the amazing standard to be found.
Daffon
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[QUOTE=Daffon; 1196751]Dozens of stunning girls, but not one I can definitely recognise from last night and certainly none of my shortlist. It doesn't matter because they are entirely representative of the amazing standard to be found.
Daffon[/QUOTE]Keep in mind that the girls go to lengths to disguise themselves in these photos. Many are wearing the same blond wig to throw us off the scent. Unless you know the name and the girl they are hard to recognise.
AM
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Please help
[QUOTE=Daffon; 1196751]Dozens of stunning girls, but not one I can definitely recognise from last night and certainly none of my shortlist. It doesn't matter because they are entirely representative of the amazing standard to be found.
Daffon[/QUOTE]Hi gone through your post about artemis
I am an indian 26 years old software engg, would like to visit Artemis.
Please let me know
Whether any asians ll be there in artemis?
Is it safe for asians to visit artemis?
Ll they allow indians as well?
Can you recommend me any hotels nearby artemis
Thanks in advance.
Will help you for sure when you come to India.
Cheers,
Johny
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hi johny,
not sure if your questions are directed at anyone in particular but here are my ideas anyway:
there might be some asians at artemis. there are definitely asian ladies (asia is a big place, so i'm not confining this term to the indian subcontinent) and there are usually asian men too.
asians are as safe visiting artemis as anyone else. i have had no problems and i use public transport and walking to get there.
indians would have no additional problems as long as you don't try to pay in rupees.
if you want to stay in walking distance then you could try the kronprinz if you want upmarket or the ibis if you want to save cash. i haven't stayed at them myself but others on this forum have and they seem to be happy there. i usually prefer to stay a bit further in town along the s-bahn either at savignyplatz or zoo area. there are plenty of hotels there and it is a more interesting area to stay in. up to you!
i have no plans to visit india at the moment but if i do i will drop you a line!
lt.
[quote=johny 123; 1196777]hi gone through your post about artemis
i am an indian 26 years old software engg, would like to visit artemis.
please let me know
whether any asians ll be there in artemis?
is it safe for asians to visit artemis?
ll they allow indians as well?
can you recommend me any hotels nearby artemis
thanks in advance.
will help you for sure when you come to india.
cheers,
johny[/quote]
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[QUOTE=Johny 123; 1196727]Hi,
Iam a software engg from Bangalore. India. Will be visiting artemis soon this month. Looking for fellow indians who can guide me.
Other Guys can guide me too. Ll help you out guyz when you come to India.
Any racism ll be there in Germany?
Artemis Fkk clubs allow asians (indians )?
How to reach artemis from Berlin City? English can be understood in berlin or only german?
Is it safe for a guy to come alone?
Recommend near by accomadation as well.
Thanks,
Johny[/QUOTE]I recommend you to take a taxi, it will save time and effort. Taking the S-bahn back in the darkness is a heavy task if you're not used to the system (platforms, tickets, directions etc.)
Norjan.
Norjan
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Rotti Lights
[QUOTE=Johny 123; 1196777]Hi gone through your post about artemis
I am an indian 26 years old software engg, would like to visit Artemis.
Is it safe for asians to visit artemis?
Ll they allow indians as well?
Can you recommend me any hotels nearby artemis
How to reach artemis from Berlin City?
English can be understood in berlin or only german?
Is it safe for a guy to come alone?
Johny[/QUOTE]Namaste Johny. All will be fine, you will be most welcome, probably meet some fellow countrymen as they are frequently in attendance, and English widely understood. You can even eat sort of veg in the hallowed dining hall of Artemis, if you are careful.
No need to take taxis. Ibis Hotel close by as in 10 min walk and affordable, S-bahn Westkreuz stop is very close (5 min walk to Arts), easily understood (I mean you are a bloody software engineer) and you just ask for help if needed but it's quite simple, cheap, and safe. The one tip if you are traveling very early in the morning is just make sure you know the time of the last train and don´t ride in a train car alone, just always go sit where there are others. There are also cheap hotels near Bahnhoff Zoo (Motel One) which possibly might be more lively during the day and closer to the center. Cheap hotels are everywhere if you search. S-Bahns, U-Bahns, and busses really good and with a day pass, very cheap.
The famous blogs of our local Sage of Slime, Angus Magee has everything you would ever want to know about Artemis at his website, including approach videos, and even offers a guide service, see [url]www.angusmagee.com[/url] . He is a very pukha fellow. A mother pukha actually.
Now-your question above about whether it is safe for a guy to come alone. Well yes, but it is much better if the woman comes also.
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[QUOTE=Angus Magee; 1196717]Daffon reports on his father and son trip to Artemis over on the Berlin thread. Here is the link.
[url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?668-Berlin&p=1196577&viewfull=1#post1196577[/url]
Etc.
AM[/QUOTE]Hey Daffo, did you consider the risk of "heart attack" (that may have different consequences for young (rather psychological consequences) and old people (rather physical consequences))? (LOL)
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Rating the Ladies of FKK Artemis
It has been some ten since I was last in Berlin. A lot has changed I am certain.
I am interested in spending the balance of one of my days at FKK Artemis.
In and out of saunas and massages, and visiting with no less than four or five ladies throughout my six hour visit.
I have read about six months worth of post, but I really don't seem to find what I would call a play by play explanation of services which various ladies will provide and the price point for that service. I understand it is 80 Euro to get in the door and then another 60 Euro for 30 minutes of BBBJ and sex.
Can some one offer me some guidance on the various ladies.
My preferences would be a lady who provides BBBJ, CIM, DATY, DFK and SEX.
Thanks in advance for your help.
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[QUOTE=Il Duca;1197048]I have read about six months worth of post, but I really don't seem to find what I would call a play by play explanation of services which various ladies will provide and the price point for that service. I understand it is 80 Euro to get in the door and then another 60 Euro for 30 minutes of BBBJ and sex.[/QUOTE]Check out the Artemis gude on my blog if you have not already done so.
[url]http://www.angusmagee.com/?p=690[/url]
AM
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[QUOTE=Angus Magee; 1197052]Check out the Artemis gude on my blog if you have not already done so.
[url]http://www.angusmagee.com/?p=690[/url]
AM[/QUOTE]Dear AM:
Yes I reviewed your blog and I even sent you a private email to which you have yet to respond. We are all busy, I understand.
What I am looking for, which I have yet to find, is something like a detailed list of various girls working at Artemis
By way of example:
FKK Artemis:
Amy: CBJ, DATY and Classic sex, No DFK, No BBBJ.
Jana: BBBJ, CIM, DATY, DFK and Classic sex.
Vicki: BBBJ, DATY, Classic sex No CIM, No DFK.
Etc.
This is what I don't seem to find.
Any guidance on specific ladies would be appreciated.
Thanks.
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[QUOTE=Il Duca; 1197076]Dear AM:
Yes I reviewed your blog and I even sent you a private email to which you have yet to respond. We are all busy, I understand.
What I am looking for, which I have yet to find, is something like a detailed list of various girls working at Artemis
By way of example:
FKK Artemis:
Amy: CBJ, DATY and Classic sex, No DFK, No BBBJ.
Jana: BBBJ, CIM, DATY, DFK and Classic sex.
Vicki: BBBJ, DATY, Classic sex No CIM, No DFK.
Etc.
This is what I don't seem to find.
Any guidance on specific ladies would be appreciated.
Thanks.[/QUOTE]These lists do not work the way you would like them to. Nobody works all the time, and the lineup changes all the time. Plus, the girls do not wear name tags; so you still have to identify who is who, which is no small task. Finally, a particular girl may offer DATY (or whatever extra) to one guy, but not to another. It depends a little bit on your game and how you approach the girl. Sex at the FKKs is not like putting coins into a vending machine and always getting exactly the same product.
It is much better just to go there, check around, and then approach a few girls who appeal to you. Discuss with each of them what you would like to do and see where it leads. Pricing: expect anal to be an extra 100, and CIM to be an extra 50.
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[QUOTE=Euro100;1197083]It is much better just to go there, check around, and then approach a few girls who appeal to you. Discuss with each of them what you would like to do and see where it leads. Pricing: expect anal to be an extra 100, and CIM to be an extra 50.[/QUOTE]Good advise. If you want a menu then go to an apartment that has a clear menu. Each girl will have her checked items on the menu and you can order up what you want. Not quite the same as an FKK but this is what some like.
AM
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[QUOTE=Il Duca; 1197076]Dear AM:
Yes I reviewed your blog and I even sent you a private email to which you have yet to respond. We are all busy, I understand.
What I am looking for, which I have yet to find, is something like a detailed list of various girls working at Artemis[/QUOTE]Yes I did get your email but I get a lot of emails from guys searching for info. The emails that get my attention are those that come along with a small donation to support the blog and further my research. The others I answer at my liesure.
But to be honest, much of this type of info you look for, at least with regard to the apartments, is on the various web pages. As for Artemis, it is as Euro says: you just have to go to Artemis and meet the girls. Any list any of us could make would be virtually useless for the reason stated. The best way to play the FKK game is to get in there, explore and use your charm (and wallet) to find what you are after. It is actually the fun of it if you ask me.
AM
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[QUOTE=Angus Magee; 1197094]Yes I did get your email but I get a lot of emails from guys searching for info. The emails that get my attention are those that come along with a small donation to support the blog and further my research. The others I answer at my liesure.
But to be honest, much of this type of info you look for, at least with regard to the apartments, is on the various web pages. As for Artemis, it is as Euro says: you just have to go to Artemis and meet the girls. Any list any of us could make would be virtually useless for the reason stated. The best way to play the FKK game is to get in there, explore and use your charm (and wallet) to find what you are after. It is actually the fun of it if you ask me.
AM[/QUOTE]Thanks for the advise. I hope you will find time to respond to my email as I think I might need the hired services of your tour guide expertise.
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[QUOTE=Euro100; 1197083]These lists do not work the way you would like them to. Nobody works all the time, and the lineup changes all the time. Plus, the girls do not wear name tags; so you still have to identify who is who, which is no small task. Finally, a particular girl may offer DATY (or whatever extra) to one guy, but not to another. It depends a little bit on your game and how you approach the girl. Sex at the FKKs is not like putting coins into a vending machine and always getting exactly the same product.
It is much better just to go there, check around, and then approach a few girls who appeal to you. Discuss with each of them what you would like to do and see where it leads. Pricing: expect anal to be an extra 100, and CIM to be an extra 50.[/QUOTE]Hi Euro100;
Thanks for the helpful info. I hope to make the most of my 24 hours in Berlin. By the way, is there still a Red Light District in Berlin?
Thanks.
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[QUOTE=Il Duca;1197113]Thanks for the advise. I hope you will find time to respond to my email as I think I might need the hired services of your tour guide expertise.[/QUOTE]I have some time tomorrow and will try to get to it then. Just off to Artemis at the moment.
:)
AM
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[QUOTE=Angus Magee; 1197115]I have some time tomorrow and will try to get to it then. Just off to Artemis at the moment.
AM[/QUOTE]Hey Angus, how was the post-ifa situation at Artemis.
Lots of talents still around? Had fun?
Ciao
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Guys,
How many girls are there normally on a Wednesday in Artemist? It is my first time in artemis. I have lots of experience in the NRW FKK clubs as golden time etc. But first time to berlin.
Also a question is it possible to walk from the messe to Artemis?
Thanks guys for the info
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Report, Wednesday September 14/11. Post IFA Action
[QUOTE=Kimino; 1197655]Hey Angus, how was the post-ifa situation at Artemis.
Lots of talents still around? Had fun?
Ciao[/QUOTE]Well yes I was pondering whether or not to write up a full report. But in the end I will just post a few comments.
I had a great time in Wednesday with a touch of frustration thrown in at the end. Met up with Toscana & Rocketboy just after I had emerged from the room with Fatima. It has been a while since I enjoyed her company and the session was fantastic. What a girls she is.
Fortune also smiles (with a nudge from RB) and it looks like the 6th year anniversary (Sept. 29th) will be my next visit.
The frustration came in the form of a sex tall pink haired lady who chatted all of us up over dine. She is German, with pink long hair, probably somewhere in the upper 20s'. In the dining room it was pretty obvious she was ding a bit of marketing, but she did it with ease and seemed intelligent and skill-ful on that end of things. But what really sealed the deal was that RB happened to mention that as she was standing up to leave he caught sight of "Bush" underneath her short skirt.
Now, I like a cleanly shaved pussy as much as the next guy. But I came of age in the '70s and have a certain nostalgic remembrance of the times when ladies had pubic hair. I m not into real jungle women, but a nicely tended pubic Bush really is a treat for me. Of course RB mentioning this sent me into a lather over this girl. Off I went in pursuit but she was quickly seated out in the main bar with another punter. I decided to give her a few minutes but when I looked back she was gone to the room.
I did not see her then until much later, after RB & Toscana had left. At this point I saw her again from the bottom of the stairs. With out actually running I made my way up to the bar but as I came in she and another girl were sitting down again with a guy. ! 0 minutes later off they all went to the rooms. While I waited about 45 mins. I finally called it a night figuring that the session could easily run longer than an hour and by this time I have been there over 8 hrs, only "one-gepopped", and was tired.
So that is how it went. Fun with a finishing touch of frustration. I wonder if Toscana will be able to include miss pink hair in his eagerly awaited report of his three days at Artemis? If not there is always an opportunity for me at the up coming anniversary party.
Anyway Kimino, to answer your question-I would say the talent pool was fair to good but not great. Lots of, for me, new faces and other body parts. Some lookers but also some pretty persistent. Um. Non-lookers. To be nice about it. The evening also seems to favour the guys in terms numbers. That is, most of the evening there seemed to be many women and not that many customers. This did change a bit after mid-night when a fairly large number of guys showed up. But as far as I could tell there was never a room wa.
It this evening.
AM
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In answer to Angus's question on the Lady with the Pink Bush, no, she wasn't there yesterday. I did her just as I was dressed and leaving the day before, but then Angus wasn't within sight, so I couldn't broker anything. I thought about changing back again.
[QUOTE=Johny 123; 1196777]Please let me know
Whether any asians ll be there in artemis?
Is it safe for asians to visit artemis?
Ll they allow indians as well?[/QUOTE]As I was changing late yesterday, a whole group of gents from the sub-continent had just arrived, clearly without any safety issues.
Maybe you were in that group? Anyway, judging from the excited energetic chatter it was their first time, and I guess it was going to be a great one for the girls too.
Report when I can.
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[QUOTE=Toscana;1197725]I did her just as I was dressed and leaving the day before[/QUOTE]Correction: I did SEE her just as I was dressed and leaving. Freud lives on in the Dens of Sin. LOL.
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[QUOTE=Toscana;1197726]Correction: I did SEE her just as I was dressed and leaving. Freud lives on in the Dens of Sin. LOL.[/QUOTE]Good for the clarification. I imagined that you did her right there in the front hall, maybe up against the Red Bull machine. That I would have liked to have seen.
;)
The only way I can see that it happened was that her friend had brokered a threesome with Pink Bush (until we I'd her w / name) and came to get her by the stairs. I do not see how other wise it happened so fast that she was taken. I mean I had just said so long to you, wandered a bit, and then had gone down to wait on the sofa platforms at the base of the stairs. As I lay back I saw her, and after 2 seconds consideration, was on my feet again and headed back up to find her. I entered the main lounge to see her headed to the bar to pick up some drinks and then head straight over to a sofa with her friend and the other punter.
Oh well, lets face it, part of the mystique for me is that she was hard to find. Certainly then she must be the lay of the century and fucking her will change the very meaning of my existence.
Or maybe it is just the mythic qualities of a pink Bush. What ever those are.
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[QUOTE=Angus Magee; 1197731]Good for the clarification. I imagined that you did her right there in the front hall, maybe up against the Red Bull machine. That I would have liked to have seen.[/QUOTE]Guys... You are confusing me... :)
Was it the hair to be pink or the bush?
Pink like this?
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuXIBOqBitg[/url]
Mmmmm.
Being in the '70s this probably had both th epink hair and the bush.
Looks like you both where not able to have a close look at the bush. Na na na. So it was probably the hair. :-)
Ciao.
Kimino
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[QUOTE=Kimino; 1197737]Guys. You are confusing me. .
Was it the hair to be pink or the Bush?
Pink like this?
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuXIBOqBitg[/url]
Mmmmm.
Being in the '70s this probably had both th epink hair and the Bush.
Looks like you both where not able to have a close look at the Bush. Na na na. So it was probably the hair. .
Ciao.
Kimino[/QUOTE]Well we know the hair on her head was pink, or perhaps more accurately an unnatural red colour. Not like the pink in the video but closer to this red. (note this is not the girl, just a link I found with a similar colour hair)
[url]http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqxsmwbiL61qf4rydo1_500.png[/url]
As to the hair on her pussy, this is yet to be determined. Indeed we are not even 100% certain that there is any Bush, nor if it is pink. It is just that RB mentioned he caught a flash of pink from between her legs as she got up from the table. Though in all honesty I am beginning to suspect this is all part of RB's master plan to put me into the mad house. ;)
AM
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[QUOTE=Toscana; 1197725]As I was changing late yesterday, a whole group of gents from the sub-continent had just arrived, clearly without any safety issues.
Maybe you were in that group? Anyway, judging from the excited energetic chatter it was their first time, and I guess it was going to be a great one for the girls too.
Report when I can.[/QUOTE]Gents from the sub-continent?
Could you be more specific? (time of arrival, how many, what country / countries etc.)
Norjan
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[QUOTE=Norjan; 1197765]Gents from the sub-continent?
Could you be more specific? (time of arrival, how many, what country / countries etc.)
Norjan[/QUOTE]I am pretty sure he means Gypsies.
AM
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[QUOTE=Toscana;1197726]I did her just as I was dressed and leaving.[/QUOTE]I know, I was there too and this is what I saw:
[url]http://www.hentaicodegeass.com/images/hentai--ball-sucking--blush--code-geass--cum--cum-on-hand--euphemia-li-britannia--fellatio--green-eyes--handjob--oral--penis--pink-hair--pov--pubic-hair--uncensored.jpg[/url]
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[QUOTE=Angus Magee; 1197771]I am pretty sure he means Gypsies.
AM[/QUOTE]And quite possibly, Mr. T was using the expression from the Raj and British Empire. As in Indian Sub-Continent.
All will be revealed when he has a few moments after he adjusts his raiments next time in the Artemis Locker room.
E.
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[QUOTE=Seqoya; 1197689]Guys,
How many girls are there normally on a Wednesday in Artemist? It is my first time in artemis. I have lots of experience in the NRW FKK clubs as golden time etc. But first time to berlin.
Also a question is it possible to walk from the messe to Artemis?
Thanks guys for the info[/QUOTE]On a regular Wednesday (no Messe) I would say around 50 girls in action.
It is quite possible to walk from the Messe to Artemis. Probably around 15 mins. From the north end of the facility.
AM
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[QUOTE=Norjan; 1197765]Gents from the sub-continent?
Could you be more specific? (time of arrival, how many, what country / countries etc.)
Norjan[/QUOTE]Well, I was leaving shortly after midnight, say 12. 20.
When I referred to the subcontinent, I meant India and the surrounding countries. I wasn't more specific because the accent could come from any of three or four countries to my unattuned ear, and I didn't want to upset anyone.
How many gents? I'm not sure because I was indeed "adjusting my raiments" in the locker rooms, and I don't find it helpful to concentrate on more than one thing at a time when I've just been the best part of three days in an FKK. Zipping up a sensitive, over-attended member attentively and painlessly is assuredly a major pre-occupation at such moments of cathartic reflection. I am sure you can empathize. Four or five would be my guess. I am sure they had a great time.
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[QUOTE=Toscana; 1197797]Well, I was leaving shortly after midnight, say 12. 20.
When I referred to the subcontinent, I meant India and the surrounding countries. I wasn't more specific because the accent could come from any of three or four countries to my unattuned ear, and I didn't want to upset anyone.
How many gents? I'm not sure because I was indeed "adjusting my raiments" in the locker rooms, and I don't find it helpful to concentrate on more than one thing at a time when I've just been the best part of three days in an FKK. Zipping up a sensitive, over-attended member attentively and painlessly is assuredly a major pre-occupation at such moments of cathartic reflection. I am sure you can empathize. Four or five would be my guess. I am sure they had a great time.[/QUOTE]Many thanks man.
I just don't understand this part:
"Zipping up a sensitive, over-attended member attentively and painlessly is assuredly a major pre-occupation at such moments of cathartic reflection"
Since english is not my language, this sentence is too difficult.
Good to hear thou that it wasn't more than four or five guys and I actually hope that this india guy were'nt one of them since I am looking forward to read about his security issues.
Norjan
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[QUOTE=Norjan; 1197806]I just don't understand this part:
"Zipping up a sensitive, over-attended member attentively and painlessly is assuredly a major pre-occupation at such moments of cathartic reflection"[/QUOTE]Pretty sure he is talking about a Gipsy.
Kimino
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[QUOTE=Kimino;1197813]Pretty sure he is talking about a Gipsy.[/QUOTE]Well I've had the old dog called a thing or two, but, no. LOL
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Cunninglinguists
These translations are truly spinning out of control.
First, one sees Indian, Pakistanis, Sri Lankans, Iranians, Afghanis, and no doubt fellow other Stan-is as customers on a regular basis. All are most welcome, all have a fine time, there are no "security issues". I once had a chat with the fine manager (who is Turkish for what it's worth) who said one of the worst experiences he's had was with a drunk Finn who insisted on putting his live cigarette butts out on the floor carpeting. The point is there are goodies and baddies everywhere, and what counts is simply if you behave in a normal, civilized fashion. Artemis goes out of its way to accommodate the spending and spewing of one and all.
"Member" just to be clear, can be used in English as a slang word for penis. So Toscana is simply saying after 3 draining days his "member" was in such rough (over attended) shape that he needed to be careful zipping up his pants, and not get distracted by any thing, bushes, or people etc. Good advice on any day. Or you could also say that Forum members might be penises, as indeed they might.
As I am still recovering from the ruins of the last Bush Presidency, I prefer to refer to the elusive chemical red-head as the Pink Pantheress. For anyone who is able to spot her, she is in her early 20s, German, small probably A cup breasts, very friendly, speaks English quite well. A "field" report would be most welcome.
Until then, she remains like the Snow Leopard, the Yeti, or Nessie of the Loch Ness, a creature of myth, seldom if ever seen, whose attributes, performance, eating habits, and desires, remain largely unknown. My noticing a possible (hedging the hedge) pink furriness was not intended to destabilize Herr Magee's already highly dubious mental state. It was simply an observation. As Fox news says: we report, you decide (to go bonkers).
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[QUOTE=Rocketboy0;1197966]"Member" just to be clear, can be used in English as a slang word for penis. So Toscana is simply saying after 3 draining days his "member" was in such rough (over attended) shape that he needed to be careful zipping up his pants, and not get distracted by any thing, bushes, or people etc. Good advice on any day. Or you could also say that Forum members might be penises, as indeed they might.[/QUOTE]Thanks for clearing things up.
Norjan
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[QUOTE=Rocketboy0;1197966]"Member" just to be clear, can be used in English as a slang word for penis.[/QUOTE]Same in italian, but can't be considered slang.
To emphasize this we also have "Members of the parlament" which we use quite often lately, without referring to the "being part of" meaning of the word. :)
Ciao.
Kimino
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PSE at Artemis?
Hi all,
I hope to head to the Artemis on Monday and Tuesday of next week and I want to have a couple of porn star experiences. Any recommendation from the girls currently working at present?
Cheers
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[QUOTE=Angus Magee;1197731]Pink Bush (until we I'd her w / name)[/QUOTE]Maybe Janice?
Parents from Spain (as I remember) , but she's a native german speaking girl. Usually working in nightshift from 6pm. 8pm. She's a redhead since July or so. Some tatoos on her back, smallbreasted, special voice. Had a session with her some months ago, completly shaved. Saw her last week, no Bush, neither black or pink or something else.
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[QUOTE=Pharisaer; 1198105]Maybe Janice?
Parents from Spain (as I remember) , but she's a native german speaking girl. Usually working in nightshift from 6pm. 8pm. She's a redhead since July or so. Some tatoos on her back, smallbreasted, special voice. Had a session with her some months ago, completly shaved. Saw her last week, no Bush, neither black or pink or something else.[/QUOTE]Do not think that is her. This young lady claimed to be from East Germany and in fact used that as her selling point, claiming that E. German girls are better in the room than W. German girls. Who is to know unless someone does a blind taste test.
AM
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[QUOTE=Galazy; 1198080]Hi all,
I hope to head to the Artemis on Monday and Tuesday of next week and I want to have a couple of porn star experiences. Any recommendation from the girls currently working at present?
Cheers[/QUOTE]Well one girl I can think of who fits my description of PSE is Rosie. She says she is from Greece but I think she has roots on Bulgaria. She has certainly lived in Greece and I know she speaks the language. She is slim with very long black hair, a large-ish nose and a beauty mark on her cheek. She does have a sort of gypsy look to her. Also a very nice young lady who really acts it up in the room. If anything I have had to slow her down.
I know she is around but I do not see her every time I am there so you might have to just be lucky to find her. She is not shy about approaching and speak rather small amounts of English though she is getting better in that department if it matters to you.
AM
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Pink Pantheress 2
[QUOTE=Angus Magee; 1198287]Do not think that is her. This young lady claimed to be from East Germany and in fact used that as her selling point, claiming that E. German girls are better in the room than W. German girls. Who is to know unless someone does a blind taste test.
AM[/QUOTE]Ja- Sie ist es nicht. Ost ist best, unless you are in the West.
What we are looking for is something like this:
[url]http://www.meendo.com/index.php?r=content/photo/view&id=175349&photo=81010[/url]
For all you spotters out there. Angus. I promise I will come visit you in the Bornholmer Nerven Klinik, on a regular basis, and will be sure you get WebCam priviledges.
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Pink
This isn't her of course, but I reckon there's a considerable likeness.
I doubt if there will be any intel on her recently, as she mentioned she'd only re-appeared at Artemis that evening after a year away. Seems to drift around the clubs. Whether that is good or bad, I don't know.
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Thank you guyz.
Thank you Norjan, Rocketboyo, Angus Magee, Daffon, London Traveller for your valuable comments. Will be visiting artemis in 20 days. Thank you.
Johny
[QUOTE=Johny 123; 1196777]Hi gone through your post about artemis
I am an indian 26 years old software engg, would like to visit Artemis.
Please let me know
Whether any asians ll be there in artemis?
Is it safe for asians to visit artemis?
Ll they allow indians as well?
Can you recommend me any hotels nearby artemis
Thanks in advance.
Will help you for sure when you come to India.
Cheers,
Johny[/QUOTE]
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Multi-cums?
First want to say thanks for all the posts and reports about your visits to what I can only call paradise! I'm planning on visiting for my first vist to A in the next month or so and the information here has been fantastic.
I just have a question which I haven't really been able to get a clear picture about the whole A experience from the posts here.
Are multi-cums allowed in A? Isn't the idea that we are supposed to be paying for their time not the number of times they get you off.
My first session will undoubtadly not last long at all considering how excited I'll be by the whole fkk experience. Also my recovery period is pretty short so I can be ready for action very quickly so I can still make use of the rest of the session time. I've been to a couple of places in Prague and this never seemed to be an issue 1 hour meant 1 hour and not 1 or 2 loads so this concept of shoot and your out kinda seems unfair and may ruin the experience!
Is this something I have to agree with the girl or will I be out of luck? Any suggestions on which girls be more accomodating to this would be much appreciated.
Thanks and happy mongering everyone!
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[QUOTE=Johny 123; 1198551]Thank you Norjan, Rocketboyo, Angus Magee, Daffon, London Traveller for your valuable comments. Will be visiting artemis in 20 days. Thank you.
Johny[/QUOTE]Nice man, I'm really looking forward to your report.
Norjan
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[QUOTE=ZoomerMan; 1198675]First want to say thanks for all the posts and reports about your visits to what I can only call paradise! I'm planning on visiting for my first vist to A in the next month or so and the information here has been fantastic.
I just have a question which I haven't really been able to get a clear picture about the whole A experience from the posts here.
Are multi-cums allowed in A? Isn't the idea that we are supposed to be paying for their time not the number of times they get you off.
My first session will undoubtadly not last long at all considering how excited I'll be by the whole fkk experience. Also my recovery period is pretty short so I can be ready for action very quickly so I can still make use of the rest of the session time. I've been to a couple of places in Prague and this never seemed to be an issue 1 hour meant 1 hour and not 1 or 2 loads so this concept of shoot and your out kinda seems unfair and may ruin the experience!
Is this something I have to agree with the girl or will I be out of luck? Any suggestions on which girls be more accomodating to this would be much appreciated.
Thanks and happy mongering everyone![/QUOTE]Just check it out with the girl in advance to be sure. Some do give up after the first cum but others will stay in the room for the whole time. Any of the non-sharky girls should be fine about it.
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Light and shadow at Artemis
Three days last week in Artemis.
Generally, I thought the club weaker than in previous years, certainly in numbers, arguably also in quality. The first shift on Thursday in particular was dire. There were few girls, and only a single one really interested me. Many of them would have been better occupied pushing the laundry trolleys around.
Artemis is really a second division FKK, not only in terms of line-up quality, but also in terms of service. Just my opinion. Being a big city club catering to tourists and Messe crowds means that you have to check on services carefully, and watch your watch. Non-kissers still remarkably thick on the ground, too much silicon. A mini-Palace, if you like, but not so crass in behaviour. But I still like the place, keep coming back.
Day One – Tuesday.
Not a whole day, I arrived about 21. 00 and left at 1. 00. Pretty low numbers and not an overwhelming choice. The line-up was probably recovering from the hectic Messe the week before. A couple of sessions.
Svenja, Cologne, Germany.
Turning 30.
About 1. 72m.
Slim, well-disguised B / C bolt-ons.
Medium-length henna-dyed hair.
Svenja talks the talk, quite lively, not uninteresting. Nice slender body, looks good, must be said. Services no problem. We went just over the half hour, which she forcefully announced just after I had come. My fault, but I did emit a world-weary sigh of disappointment after what had been a good chemistry session. Her mercenary attitude got the better of her. So I lay down, asked her exactly how many minutes were left up to the hour, and insisted she get blowing again. To her credit she did without complaint, she's very good technically.
Cheryl, Hungary.
24, if I remember correctly.
About 1. 62m.
Slim, lovely B's, all-round great slender body.
Longish dark lustrous wavy hair.
Beautiful face with limpid dark brown eyes.
A real discovery. I fell in love for an hour. We found each other on the circular couch at the bottom of the stairs, and she basically lay on top of me, stroking gently for twenty minutes before we roomed. Cheryl has a killer smile, super voice, and this gorgeous mouth didn't emit the usual inanities of the FKK girl, rather a lot of funny remarks. I actually caught myself wondering just what she might say next.
I just knew this was going to be special. Spent the first half hour kissing her soft, soft lips and embarking on a slow worshipful tour of this lovely body. She reacted as she should, hands raking my hair, slowly, dreamily, gently, breathlessly responding to the descending body kisses, then DATY. She slid her way round to 69 and the session went up a level again. Eventually I moved her into mish, kissing and dry-humping her a while, just teasing, we could have gone bare-back, the mood was there in the eyes. Didn't. More nibbling at that lower lip as we relaxed peacefully afterwards. Great, great session.
Day Two – Wednesday.
I wasn't sure that Rocketboy and Angus would manage to get to the club, but in the end, via a series of coincidences, both in fact turned up early evening. This of course made proceedings much more entertaining. It says a lot about the line-up that we preferred to spend time in the dining room with our own company – it was here that we 'brushed' with Pink, rather than in the main room with twenty or thirty naked women.
I started the day much earlier and decided to repeat with Vivienne, Slovakia, now known as Fatima. She remembered me from a year ago – how do they do it? – and the session with this tall elegant slim girl with an immaculate body was of the same high quality as ever. She is a sure number on the early shift. Angus knows her well, and indeed roomed with her himself later.
I was then struggling to find a second session. A couple of delectable blonde Poles disappointed with non-kissing restrictions. It was especially hard to turn Cindy away with her faultless slim body. She tried to tempt me twice. In the end, after hours of indecision and on no other criterion than that she seemed to be a great buddy of Fatima, I chose Michelle. I mean, what kind of crap decision-making process is that? LOL. And I was duly disappointed.
Michelle, Colombia.
End 20's.
About 1. 68m.
Dark blonde medium-length hair.
Tanned body, B / C breasts.
Optikfick. She wasn't really interested in letting go. Despite promises on the kissing it was a kind of poke-your-tongue-at-the-teeth effort and therefore more irritating than stimulating. 69 is always a pleasure with a great body, and the sex was good standard, but in the end I faked the finish to save juice for later.
Gabitza, Hungary.
Sorry, can't remember much about her. She talked her way into the room with her beautiful body and we ground out another standard session. Read as per Michelle above.
My final session on the Wednesday was a repeat with Cheryl. I had waited a long time until she turned up, and even then nearly missed out on her. She had announced her presence earlier by chucking a towel at me from about five meters distance as I was again sprawled half-asleep on the sofa downstairs, and then burying me with kisses. It was only much later that I was sufficiently up to steam, and I finally found her leaning over the railings at the top of the stairs.
Second session, also an hour, was even more familiar and exciting, this time crowned with trembling orgasms for her and a crunching CIM finish for me. I lay around in her arms for quite a while afterwards, she was feeling quite emotional about it all, didn't want to rejoin the noise and pandemonium downstairs. Champagne stuff, it's why we do this hobby. I very, very rarely get emotionally involved with the girls, but I could sense a danger here, and so could she. It was good that she wasn't going to be there the following day, and she virtually said as much as we parted. Toscana the Romantic.
Day Three – Thursday.
At least it was no longer Dessous day, but the first shift was very uninteresting. The long periods of inactivity did allow me at least to observe the remarkable Marketa, Czech Rep, who has many admirers including myself. She too remembered me, and would have been my fall-back. She has a phenomenal working technique. In nearly fourteen hours I saw her reel in at least fifteen customers. There were no doubt a few more. She is not hindered by having a great body and smile, and of course has a lot of repeat customers. Remarkably she never spends more than three minutes with a guy before they are off smiling to the room. In the end I decided against a repeat of last year, so dense was the smoke coming out of her vagina.
Sandy, Romania.
Mid 20's.
About 1. 64m.
Long curled blonde hair, gorgeous hazel eyes.
Natural B / C breasts.
You couldn't miss her, she's a stunner, with the blond hair, tanned body and wearing a dramatic scarlet sash round her hips. But after speaking to her I first let her go, as I had her on a list of no-no's. Then after consulting the list in my pocket I realised that it was a Sandra on the no-no list, and that Sandy was on the yes-list. Well done, Tosc. I called her over again when I next saw her.
Sandy's been around for several years, it seems, although I do not remember her. I duly took her for a spin. To be honest I don't share the enthusiasm for her that caused a gent on another forum to recommend her. But any input is gratefully received input, so that's OK. I found her a rather dispassionate partner. She did everything technically OK, her BBBJ is fine and varied, and she looks great in the mirror. That said I couldn't reach her, she can give more, but wasn't in the mood to give it to me. In fact, curious, I asked afterwards what really turned her on in sex, and she admitted that oral sex was not her thing, it's just the screwing. I guess that after two and a half days, despite my usual noble, self-sacrificing efforts in this particular discipline, I was never going to reach the athletic heights that would get this girl screaming. She was closer to examining her nails, truth be said.
Decided to go for a waschechte Berlinerin next. Straight off the streets of the city.
Chanel, Berlin.
Early 30's.
About 1. 62m, slim, in good shape.
Blonde, heavily crinkled blonde hair.
Quite well done B / C silis.
I had been attracted to Chanel earlier, everything's well proportioned and she's bouncy, but she was constantly involved with groups of regulars on the couches, and was never really available for interview. To my surprise she suddenly sat down next to me on the chair arm of one of the sofas behind the bar, placed my hand on her arse cheek, and began to spin her good-humoured yarns. According to her she's been at the club for years, but again she had never registered on the radar during my visits.
Chanel is one of those girls who cannot stop talking and spreading good humour amongst humanity. She wants every customer to leave the room with a smile on his face, and for this attitude deserves great commendation of course. It drives you crackers, so you take her off to the room and fuck her. That's her secret, I am convinced.
Unfortunately her constant restlessness meant that the session never really found its own rhythm. She is always changing things round, moving this, switching to that, and doesn't really listen if you do suggest something yourself. So, I was struggling, to be honest. Kissing was OK if a bit monotonous, BBBJ was too hectic and as fast as a motor drill, and that ain't good for the concentration. So Little Tosc lost some courage, and the end became a nervous battle when it need not have been. We did squeeze one out for honour's sake. Horses for courses, I am sure many find her freshness and energy just great.
As evening stretched on, I spent a long time just lying around on the laybacks near the strip pole, enjoying the music and strippers, observing the girls drifting in and out of the Kino and seeing who would happen by to try their luck with me. No sign of 'Pink'. Second shift was much better. There were some real stunners, but those I spoke to were in too much of a hurry to process me and they duly bounced off. It was all amicable. I was fairly sure I was finished for the day when to my surprise Hilary happened.
Hilary, Poland.
About 24.
1. 78m, so tall, slender, long legs.
Long blonde hair.
Immaculate natural B / C's.
Hilary speaks fluent German with an appalling accent. Really appalling. At times I simply did not understand a thing. She is crazy, wild, stunning. And just my type, where had she been hiding all this time? Just the hint of past acne on that alluring Slav face, but otherwise mesmerizing womanhood. A fascinating girl in fact, not just physically, with sometimes astonishing views. Confident, brash, cynical, but powerful PSE performer in the room. Wow!
Once in the room she just took me apart for a whole hour. Little Tosc up and standing and fighting as if he had just spent three months in a monastery. Just watching her move in those mirrors was wonderful, as she urged me on to fuck her, fuck her, fuck her. She told me afterwards that she really adores anal, which didn't surprise me in the slightest! Recommended! What a finish to my three day visit.
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Tell me why, I don't like Mondays
Great report, Toscana, lots of information.
[QUOTE=Toscana;1198736]Artemis is really a second division FKK, not only in terms of line-up quality, but also in terms of service.[/QUOTE]It depends so much on the day. There are some days I will find the girls really brusque, and other days they are awesomely mellow. Which day is hard to predict. For instance, I found yesterday, a Monday, was a good day, with lots of beauties trying to engage me in sweet conversation. One girl even said "Bon appetit" to me in the canteen, and I nearly fell off my chair. But the Monday before that was rubbish. I was wandering around for hours and beginning to feel like a loser before a kindly personality called Shaz rescued me and opened up the wonders of her box.
I think the difference was that there were twice as many guys on the earlier Monday. But why? I had done my due diligence, and it was not a Messe day. But it was between Messe's. So I would have to guess that it was the fault of the vexatious "inter-messers," a group of legendary shadow-people who hang around Berlin all year, ostensibly to attend Messe after Messe after Messe, but in reality to crowd out Artemis and mess up my life.
Anyway, I don't know what hex symbols scared off the intermessers yesterday, but I ended up spoilt for choice. There is a tall slim girl there called Leah, a Hamburger sadly, but gifted with a fantastic Nubian body. I have never screwed up the courage to actually give her a good zimmering, but she knows I lust after her and contrived all night to keep her little wobbling ass about ten meters in front of my eyes at all times. And yet finally it was a lovely lady with a red collar called Nicoletta who at the end of the night took me in her breasts and led me to a room, where I'm pleased to say we hit it off like a barn and a matchstick. How I missed her on previous visits I don't know.
My therapy group won't be happy with me, but everybody needs a break now and again.
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Monday 19th September
[QUOTE=Angus Magee; 1198288]Well one girl I can think of who fits my description of PSE is Rosie. She says she is from Greece but I think she has roots on Bulgaria. She has certainly lived in Greece and I know she speaks the language. She is slim with very long black hair, a large-ish nose and a beauty mark on her cheek. She does have a sort of gypsy look to her. Also a very nice young lady who really acts it up in the room. If anything I have had to slow her down.
I know she is around but I do not see her every time I am there so you might have to just be lucky to find her. She is not shy about approaching and speak rather small amounts of English though she is getting better in that department if it matters to you.
AM[/QUOTE]I had a look for her but couldn't find her – thanks for the suggestion though.
I arrived at around 13. 30 and found the place quite busy. Lots of pretty girls and quite a few older guys.
I did a few circuits and drank some tea before spying a girl I liked the look off. After a quick chat we headed upstairs.
[B]Sunny (Germany) [/B]
Skinny, big fake tits, lots of ink and piercings (nipples and clit). She reminded me a lot of porn star Sandra Romain.
We head a great time together. Lots of slow kissing before the oral started. She gave a great blow job and I had to interrupt a few times to stop myself from coming. After a little break she stuck a condom on and we fucked in a handful of postions – she had no problem with multiple position changes. The sight of her squat-fucking me reflected in the mirrors was a real treat. We finished in standing doggie.
Excellent start to the day and a probable repeat.
I headed downstairs and rested in the bar for a while. I noticed Sunny and another girl (blonde, great tits) selling a duo. They gave me their sales pitch and I was mighty tempted but it was barely 10 minutes after my first session and I was wiped out.
After a rest it was times for round 2.
I wandered into the downstairs Kino where I met Gwendolyn.
[B]Gwendolyn (Poland) [/B]
Blonde, decent natural tits, early 30's. She was sitting on her own so I sat down beside her. We had a little chat about the terrible quality porn that was showing on screen (some overweight amateur shaving herself in the shower). After a good chat her hand started snaking inside my robe, I made no effort to stop her so she knew we were good to go. As she slowly worked me hard she slowly stroked her own pussy. This was the first time I'the ever done anything semi-public like this. And sitting there with my robe open having my dick stroked by a beautiful girl felt really good.
After a few minutes I grabbed her and we headed into one of the little rooms beside the Kino for what turned out to be one of best sessions I've ever had at the Artemis. As I went down on her she explained that she loved fingers inside her so as I slurped away at her perfect pussy I slid 2 fingers in. This really got her going and she started rubbing her clit really hard – the combination of that, my tongue and fingers pushed her over the edge and she came really hard (I know she could have faked it but if she did she's one hell of an actress). She wasn't finished there, she flipped over onto all fours and kept working on her clit with one hand while she fingered her asshole with the other. I was hard as a nail watching this.
Eventually I stuck in a condom and we started fucking. Me on top, her on top and loads of doggie and lots of vocal encouragement. The smaller room was really good for watching in the mirrors I finished in doggie with an amazingly strong orgasm. We collapsed into a sweaty, panting mess and cuddled and kissed for a few minutes before I got my breath back.
Fantastic session. Tipped 20 on top of 60 and worth every penny.
I had a sleep on the big couch at the bottom of the stairs and then a massage (excellent value for 30 euro) then it was time for round 3.
After knocking back a few approaches I got chatting with Alisha from Hungry. And after a few minutes I knew she was the girl for session 3.
[B]Alisha (Hungry) [/B]
She said she was 21 but could easliy pass for 18 or 19. She was about 5 foot, long dark hair, beautiful natural face and one of the prettiest faces I've witnesses at the Artemis – big eyes, great skin and a wonderful smile. She said she didn't kiss and this would normally mean a pass for me but I was under her spell so we headed upstairs.
I'm glad I took a chance here because this was a superb session. Her body is incredible and she really knew how to work it and she really got into watching herself in the mirrors. She was an absolute vision in cowgirl and reverse cowgirl – as this was my third session of the day I was able to last almost as long as I wanted and after 20 minutes of insane sex I came really hard. Truly awesome session. Would definitly repeat – if she allowed kissing she'the be pretty much perfect. She offered anal but I didn't take the offer.
So that was my day. 3 sessions all wonderful in their own way Alisha (not Elisa on the photographs page of the website) was the highlight but my time with Gwendolyn will stick in the memory for a long time.
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Just call her Rosali (not: Rosie, Rosie herself is an amazing blond one from Bulgary). Rosali from Bulgary or Greece:
[QUOTE=Galazy;1198940]I had a look for her but couldn't find her – thanks for the suggestion though.[/quote]You couldn't find her, she did not work last Monday.
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Pricing structure
Hey all,
I had a question about the pricing structure at Artemis (and other FKK clubs). Am I correct in thinking that:
- a 80euro (or equivalent at other clubs) gets you entrance to the club and its included services (spa, non alcoholic drinks, ? Buffet, pool, sauna etc etc).
- You pay each girl individually, but is there a set rate or do you negotiate with each girl? (I would be interested mainly in OWO, DATY, Protected sex in various positions). I would be interested also in CIM, be less interested in massage, and not interested at all in anal.
So is that a totally negotiable thing between each girl or is there a set deal of 50euros per 30mins, and massage / CIM would cost more?
Thanks,
JM
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[QUOTE=Jason Mak; 1199101]Hey all,
I had a question about the pricing structure at Artemis (and other FKK clubs). Am I correct in thinking that:
- a 80euro (or equivalent at other clubs) gets you entrance to the club and its included services (spa, non alcoholic drinks, ? Buffet, pool, sauna etc etc).
- You pay each girl individually, but is there a set rate or do you negotiate with each girl? (I would be interested mainly in OWO, DATY, Protected sex in various positions). I would be interested also in CIM, be less interested in massage, and not interested at all in anal.
So is that a totally negotiable thing between each girl or is there a set deal of 50euros per 30mins, and massage / CIM would cost more?
Thanks,
JM[/QUOTE]You do not, or should not, negotiate with each girl. Though the set half hour rate including owo. Safe sex & usually DATY is €60. Cumming in her mouth would be a further €50. I say usually DATY because I have heard of girls that refuse this but in all my many session I have not run into one. Just that there is a bit of wiggle room for the girls and if it is a make it or break it thing for you I may be good to try to ask before hand. But I would not "negotiate" it, this is a major buzz kill. I would simply talk to her and maybe ask her what she likes and suggest licking. If she responds with a purrrr, you are good to go.
AM
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Venus Messe
I noticed today that the next big Messe will be the yearly Venus Messe starting on the 29th September. This coincides with the Artemis 6 year anniversary bash, also on the 29th. It could be quite a night then next Thursday. Could be the pooner's perfect storm if the weather cooperates.
Anyone have plans on attending?
AM
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[QUOTE=Angus Magee; 1199276]I noticed today that the next big Messe will be the yearly Venus Messe starting on the 29th September. This coincides with the Artemis 6 year anniversary bash, also on the 29th. It could be quite a night then next Thursday. Could be the pooner's perfect storm if the weather cooperates.
Anyone have plans on attending?[/QUOTE]I was at the 5th year anniversary party last year and I can't say that I had the time of my life. It wasn't too bad but just a bit crowded and the free beer didn't help it either. (Oh, and however liberal I may feel about the whole 'wellness brothel' concept, I just can't help finding the idea of having a band performing live in the lounge bar a little weird.)
Having said that, I am in the guest list and may drop by just to check it out anyway.
P. S. I'll probably be around the day before the party though, since it's a Wednesday (:
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Clothing inside.
Never been to Artemis but planning a trip soon.
Is this one of these places where you pay your 80 euro entrance fee and they make you strip down and wear one of their white robes and slippers.
That nice for about an hour but I get a little uncomfortable after awhile. I am a big man usually needing a XXL or XXXL.
Info please.
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Make sure they give you a big robe. They go up to XXXL. You can wrap a towel underneath the robe if you wish. The rubber slip ons go to size 48.
You can also sign out of the club and come back later but you need to tell the front desk this when you leave and they will keep your locker for you.
[QUOTE=Il Duca; 1200426]Never been to Artemis but planning a trip soon.
Is this one of these places where you pay your 80 euro entrance fee and they make you strip down and wear one of their white robes and slippers.
That nice for about an hour but I get a little uncomfortable after awhile. I am a big man usually needing a XXL or XXXL.
Info please.[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=Il Duca;1200426]Is this one of these places where you pay your 80 euro entrance fee and they make you strip down and wear one of their white robes and slippers.[/QUOTE]You don't have to wear the robe. You can go with a towel round your waist or naked.
HB
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[QUOTE=Il Duca;1200426]Is this one of these places where you pay your 80 euro entrance fee and they make you strip down and wear one of their white robes and slippers.[/QUOTE]Incidentally, one of the important things I neglected to report on recently is that as from Thursday 15th Sept there was a whole range of new slippers. Remiss of me, I should know how fascinating some people find these details.
Depending on your foot size you get slippers of various colours: dark blue, light blue, red, yellow, pink, grey. It's an exciting moment when you approach the shelves. For the record I am borderline: grey / dark blue, with tendency towards dark blue, it's a close shave. The girls are already laughing at the bright pink ones. And I guess Russian visitors will not be too keen to try the light blue ones on. So, I guess the debate about pink bunny slippers as a means of recognition among ISG punters is going to be re-awakened with a vengeance.
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Psychedelic slippers
[QUOTE=Toscana; 1200533]Incidentally, one of the important things I neglected to report on recently is that as from Thursday 15th Sept there was a whole range of new slippers. Remiss of me, I should know how fascinating some people find these details.
Depending on your foot size you get slippers of various colours: dark blue, light blue, red, yellow, pink, grey. It's an exciting moment when you approach the shelves.[/QUOTE]Absolutely. The slippers were the highlight of my last visit, eclipsing even the fantastic BJ from Nikoletta. If it is your first time at Artemis, don't go too close to those slippers. They will blow your mind.
You know I sometimes wonder at the daily take of Artemis. 10, 000 Euros? 100, 000 Euros?
Yes! They have upgraded the slippers!
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[QUOTE=The Limey;1200551]Absolutely. The slippers were the highlight of my last visit, eclipsing even the fantastic BJ from Nikoletta. If it is your first time at Artemis, don't go too close to those slippers. They will blow your mind.[/QUOTE]Holy crap, this may be the thing I need to push me over the threshold to make a Berlin detour even if it is a bit of a hike. I mean, you can get fuck and suck everywhere, but color coded slippers, that is unique!
Getting a hardon thinking about'them slippers right now.
@Tosc: you next post will be number 1.000. Got to make one memorably for the occasion (not that they usually aren't).
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Noobie Summary
[QUOTE=Angus Magee; 1199162]You do not, or should not, negotiate with each girl. Though the set half hour rate including owo. Safe sex & usually DATY is €60. Cumming in her mouth would be a further €50. I say usually DATY because I have heard of girls that refuse this but in all my many session I have not run into one. Just that there is a bit of wiggle room for the girls and if it is a make it or break it thing for you I may be good to try to ask before hand. But I would not "negotiate" it, this is a major buzz kill. I would simply talk to her and maybe ask her what she likes and suggest licking. If she responds with a purrrr, you are good to go.
AM[/QUOTE]Cool thanks for that. So just to summarise the Artemis process for those who are looking for it:
1. You roll up to Artemis at the door, no need to book in advance. You pay them the entry of 80euros.
2. You drop your stuff off into the locker (including or excluding valuables, depending on your choice. What's the done thing?) and throw on the robe / towel and slippers.
3. The place has spas / showers / saunas / pools etc. Everything that's listed on their site and you have free access. There's also free non alcoholic drinks and may even be some food and you can help yourself.
4. Amid all this relaxation will be many, many naked women who will be trying to catch your eye and talk to you. You chat to one of them you like the look of and if you click you can make suggestions as to the sort of things she does or does not like to do.
5. 60euros buys you 30mins of her time including OWO, multiple-cums within the 30mins, full protected sex, kissing (should she be up for it). There shouldn't be need for negotiation. She is likely to charge extra for CIM, Massage, Anal. The prices of which will be made clear before / during and won't be slapped onto your final tab afterwards.
6. You pay her (how? Do you pay reception / bar or her cash directly?).
7. Repeat steps 4, 5.6 as necessary.
Anything I've missed?
Lastly, I'm planning a trip in October this year for 6 days, and since it's my first time in Germany I was hoping for some ideas on an itinerary. Haven't booked flights yet. I posed on the FKK FAQ pages:
[url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?2601-FKK-FAQ[/url]
Thanks again.
JM
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1. Correct.
2. Correct. Most people, but not all, drop valuables like money, keys, watches into special lockers for valuables.
3. Correct, but haman (30 mins / 40 euro AFAIK) and professional massage is not included.
4. Correct.
5. Multiple cums in a 30 mins session? I've never tried, I'm not sure. Just ask her before you enter the room. Massage is for free. It's just spending (and IMHO wasting) your time, but some girls will be very, very happy if you pay them for 30 mins touching and petting your back. Cim 50 euro extra, anal 100 euro extra.
6. You pay her directly by cash (Note: there's an ATM, if you run out of money). Usually she will wait at entrance to mens dressing room, while you go for the money. She won't expect a tip, but if you are very satisfied: just think about it. Don't forget: girls communicate each other, especially the rumanian und Polish ones.
7. You can repeat step 3, too.
[QUOTE=Jason Mak;1200632]Anything I've missed?[/QUOTE]Yeah. Be prepared for the all-new slippers.
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[QUOTE=Jason Mak;1200632]. You pay her (how? Do you pay reception / bar or her cash directly?).[/QUOTE]Pay the girl directly, cash, at the money lockers.
[QUOTE=Jason Mak;1200632]Anything I've missed?[/QUOTE]Umm. Have fun?
AM
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Extras at FKK.
Hello, everyone,
I'm not familiar with the FKK scene in Germany. From reading the forum, I understand that the half an hour rate includes OWO. How much is CIM generally being offered? Rimming? What about anal? Do girls who do swallow charge for swallow in addition to CIM?
Thanks
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[QUOTE=Pharisaer; 1200694]5. Multiple cums in a 30 mins session? I've never tried, I'm not sure. Just ask her before you enter the room. Massage is for free. It's just spending (and IMHO wasting) your time, but some girls will be very, very happy if you pay them for 30 mins touching and petting your back. Cim 50 euro extra, anal 100 euro extra.[/QUOTE]Umm I'm a bit confused as to where things stand on "multiple cums". I'll ask the girls before hand but if anyone can shed some more light on this topic I'd appreciate it!
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[QUOTE=Il Duca;1200426]That nice for about an hour but I get a little uncomfortable after awhile. I am a big man usually needing a XXL or XXXL.[/QUOTE]I know what you mean. I also get uncomfortable because I am a big man, though only in the condom size department. Why don't more girls carry XXL's? Or even a range going from Japanese to Afro. I mean, they are supposed to be professionals.
Here is a quiz question for the experts, and I hope it does not generate many angry disagreements among the loyal, but who is the Fraulein with the narrowest pussy at Artemis? I would say it is the Austrian girl (there is only one). If you are going to zimmer her, you have to *insist* she does not use lube.
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[QUOTE=The Limey;1200887]who is the Fraulein with the narrowest pussy at Artemis? I would say it is the Austrian girl (there is only one). If you are going to zimmer her, you have to *insist* she does not use lube.[/QUOTE]I don't know the winner in that competition, but: IMHO the Austrian very skinny girl won't be the winner.
And, by the way, she uses lube everytime. Why? Because she's got enough of it, she bought a big big bottle of it last week. But just try to *insist*.
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Wtf
New here, but Mr Limey's rant caught my eye, and shows why it is important to take one's meds on schedule.
" I am a big man, though only in the condom size department".
(Sure good to know-I will sleep well tonight).
"Why don't more girls carry XXL's? Or even a range going from Japanese to Afro".
(Maybe cause they don't buy into borderline racism?)
The narrowest pussy at Artemis?
(I think he has answered his own question).
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[QUOTE=Pharisaer;1200694]5. Multiple cums in a 30 mins session? I've never tried, I'm not sure. Just ask her before you enter the room.[/QUOTE]I had taken into account the new slippers.
On a serious note I guess I'll just have to take your advice and ask prior to agreeing to go with her. I'm sure that 100% of the time it will be met with a strange look or a laugh, but there's nothing one can do about it!
Just out of interest, what's the "best" city in Germany for general mongering (including FKK)? I'm planning an itinerary and need some guidance! Cheers.
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[QUOTE=Jason Mak; 1200966]I had taken into account the new slippers.
On a serious note I guess I'll just have to take your advice and ask prior to agreeing to go with her. I'm sure that 100% of the time it will be met with a strange look or a laugh, but there's nothing one can do about it!
Just out of interest, what's the "best" city in Germany for general mongering (including FKK)? I'm planning an itinerary and need some guidance! Cheers.[/QUOTE]Personally I think you will have your work cut out for you getting an agreement to multiple shots on goal in a half hour session. Not saying it is impossible but it will not be an easy sell.
As for the best over all city I would have to say Berlin. Here you will find everything except a thriving RLD. Unless you count the street scene around Kurfürstenstr. If you are more into the FKK scene then Frankfurt as you then have several to chose from.
AM
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La Folie. Are You Naked?
Forgive me if this has been answered before, but I just want explicit clarity; is the only option in La Folie to be fully naked?
The exhibitionist in me is excited by this, and the shy-boy is petrified.
I will be there in Berlin on 24th Oct for two days, and will return to Artemis. I didn't get to try La Folie last time as Sunday was my only available day that time.
Thanks in advance.
PS. I know this is Artemis thread, but my query mightn't be seen in 'other FKK'.
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[QUOTE=Angus Magee; 1201025]If you are more into the FKK scene then Frankfurt as you then have several to chose from.
AM[/QUOTE]And you'll find a regular RLD there near Main Station.
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[QUOTE=Dornstadt; 1201166]Forgive me if this has been answered before, but I just want explicit clarity; is the only option in La Folie to be fully naked?
The exhibitionist in me is excited by this, and the shy-boy is petrified.
I will be there in Berlin on 24th Oct for two days, and will return to Artemis. I didn't get to try La Folie last time as Sunday was my only available day that time.
Thanks in advance.
PS. I know this is Artemis thread, but my query mightn't be seen in 'other FKK'.[/QUOTE]It's been years since I have been there, but the usual routine is naked with a towel way to small to cover anything.
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[QUOTE=Nooky Ninja; 1200912]The narrowest pussy at Artemis?
(I think he has answered his own question).[/QUOTE]LOL!
Nice one!
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Supersize mine, Well.
Well, big boys. You have a choice. Bring your own (I do)
Or sit in the Kino and jerk off by yourself.
Originally Posted by Il Duca
That nice for about an hour but I get a little uncomfortable after awhile. I am a big man usually needing a XXL or XXXL.
[QUOTE=The Limey; 1200887]I know what you mean. I also get uncomfortable because I am a big man, though only in the condom size department. Why don't more girls carry XXL's? Or even a range going from Japanese to Afro. I mean, they are supposed to be professionals.
Here is a quiz question for the experts, and I hope it does not generate many angry disagreements among the loyal, but who is the Fraulein with the narrowest pussy at Artemis? I would say it is the Austrian girl (there is only one). If you are going to zimmer her, you have to *insist* she does not use lube.[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=Charlie 123; 1201251]LOL!
Nice one![/QUOTE]Tried to PM you but says all blocked? (check other email?) Might be at Art Bday Thurs pm. You around?
Could meet up.
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[QUOTE=Akibono;1201217]It's been years since I have been there, but the usual routine is naked with a towel way to small to cover anything.[/QUOTE]I don't walk into the bar from the dressing room like a complete tool in my 'Jeyes Fluid' if that's not the don't thing. And does one have slippers?
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New slippers
Finally new sandals. And I thought I was the only one here with sandal / slipper issues. Apparently not, judging by the number of comments.
Is this really true? I sure hope this is'nt a joke.
Norjan
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[QUOTE=Jason Mak; 1200632]Cool thanks for that. So just to summarise the Artemis process for those who are looking for it:
1. You roll up to Artemis at the door, no need to book in advance. You pay them the entry of 80euros.
2. You drop your stuff off into the locker (including or excluding valuables, depending on your choice. What's the done thing?) and throw on the robe / towel and slippers.
3. The place has spas / showers / saunas / pools etc. Everything that's listed on their site and you have free access. There's also free non alcoholic drinks and may even be some food and you can help yourself.
4. Amid all this relaxation will be many, many naked women who will be trying to catch your eye and talk to you. You chat to one of them you like the look of and if you click you can make suggestions as to the sort of things she does or does not like to do.
5. 60euros buys you 30mins of her time including OWO, multiple-cums within the 30mins, full protected sex, kissing (should she be up for it). There shouldn't be need for negotiation. She is likely to charge extra for CIM, Massage, Anal. The prices of which will be made clear before / during and won't be slapped onto your final tab afterwards.
6. You pay her (how? Do you pay reception / bar or her cash directly?).
7. Repeat steps 4, 5.6 as necessary.
Anything I've missed?
Lastly, I'm planning a trip in October this year for 6 days, and since it's my first time in Germany I was hoping for some ideas on an itinerary. Haven't booked flights yet. I posed on the FKK FAQ pages:
[url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?2601-FKK-FAQ[/url]
Thanks again.
JM[/QUOTE]2. Expert tip: Leave your watch, jewellery etc in the safe at your hotel. Just bring cash.
3. Expert tip: Eat at a restaurant before going to the club, or leave for a restaurant and come back again.
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[QUOTE=Nooky Ninja; 1200912]The narrowest pussy at Artemis?
(I think he has answered his own question).[/QUOTE]Touché
LOL # 2.
Norjan
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Large pussy lips
Looking for a girl with very large pussy lips. Inner labia. Any suggestions. Thanks.
[QUOTE=Norjan; 1201474]Touché
LOL # 2.
Norjan[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=Norjan;1201468]Finally new sandals. And I thought I was the only one here with sandal / slipper issues. Apparently not, judging by the number of comments. Is this really true? I sure hope this is'nt a joke.[/QUOTE]Hope dies at least. You will love Artemis all-new slippers, especially if your size is 40 or 41. Be prepared.
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Guess it's the pink ones.
Out of curiosity (I normally bring my flipflops) what's the color of 44/45 size?
We should probably post a table with shoe number (eu / UK / USA) and color, just to limit the faqs for the future. :)
Ciao.
Kimino (missing Berlin very very much)
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A table? I think we need an app for the smart phone. Anyone want to invest in it?
Off to our favorite flip flop store in a few short hours for the 6 year anniversary party, hopefully for some Pink Bush and Artemisia Absinthium.
AM
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[QUOTE=Kimino;1201665]Kimino (missing Berlin very very much)[/QUOTE]May God save the liberal legislation of Berlin. As I see from the Italy-Milan part of this site, it seems like everything is dead except from 400 euro / hour girls. Where does Berlusconi go? Zimmer is traveling to Milan soon and has limited hopes.
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[QUOTE=Zimmerbaby;1201676]May God save the liberal legislation of Berlin. As I see from the Italy-Milan part of this site, it seems like everything is dead except from 400 euro / hour girls. Where does Berlusconi go? Zimmer is traveling to Milan soon and has limited hopes.[/QUOTE]Not that bad but very difficult to handle, especially for people that don't know the territory. And remember, it's illegal here. You have a lot of apartment girls but nothing relaxed.
If you can move, you could try here. 1hr from Milan.
[url]http://www.baroceano.ch/Inglese/home.html[/url]
Never been but people I know and that have visited many fkks say the lineup is very very good, much better than Artemis. 100E half hour, quite a lot of sharks around (but you know how to handle them).
Place is a club / disco, nothing special.
If you come here I suggest you concentrate on good food and wine and save your money for when you are in germany.
Anyway, here is another local and very big site. But don't trust too much the info.
[url]http://www.escortforum.net/[/url]
Kimino
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Too bad, my size is EU 43. I hope they are white cause then it will be easy to spot a fresh pair.
Norjan
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Pink
I proudly took a pair of pink shoes.
The girls seems to like it when you do.
Had a great time in Artemis with Nina (what an amazing woman)
And with Linnet from Hungary, had a treesome with her Audry that was great and one on one that was great as well.
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[QUOTE=Norjan; 1201469]2. Expert tip: Leave your watch, jewellery etc in the safe at your hotel. Just bring cash.
3. Expert tip: Eat at a restaurant before going to the club, or leave for a restaurant and come back again.[/QUOTE]Is the food that bad inside? Thanks for the tips. How do English speakers get by in Berlin / Frankfurt? I have never studied German and only know,"do you have a nickname" and "I must leave in 25 minutes" for comedy value. Are they the kind of cities that welcome tourists and where the locals speak English or am I going to have my work massively cut out, like in Moscow where nobody speaks a word. (I don't mind, I think it's the responsibility of the traveller to learn the local language and not the other way around, but it would be nice to know if I have a lot of homework to do or not.)
Mak
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[QUOTE=Jason Mak;1201809]Is the food that bad inside?[/QUOTE]Breakfast (offered til 3 pm) is just like in an average hotel. If you prefer coffee for breakfast: Pick up your coffee at the bar, not in the breakfast room. Note: there is no lunch. Dinner is sometimes bad, sometimes worse. But you will survive. Maybe you bring your own cookies.
[QUOTE=Jason Mak;1201809]How do English speakers get by in Berlin / Frankfurt?[/QUOTE]English language will work in Frankfurt and Berlin as well. Maybe Frankfurt is a little bit more international and more locals speak English.
By the way:
Expert tip 2a: Leave your watch in the safe at your hotel, but bring a simple bordello-watch. Its very useful sometimes, not only to check the time the girls selling you.
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[QUOTE=Jason Mak;1201809]Is the food that bad inside? Thanks for the tips. How do English speakers get by in Berlin / Frankfurt?Mak[/QUOTE] Herr Mak -you can relax on multiple fronts. Respectfully disagree about security & food advice. Artemis (indeed all FKKs) has video-observed little cash lockers where one and all safely store their Rolexes, smart phones, and diamond rings. Not an issue. Food: it's a little heavy, typical N. German cooking, and it can be uneven, but on a good night, more than adequate. While others do occasionally go out, IMHO not really worth the hassle of extra expense and travel outside for a better meal (the food better at Palace Frankfurt than Artemis). Anyway you are not there for the meals and really, it's fine. As with the quantity and quality of the girls themselves, I think the food is better on busier nights, Wed-Sat.
On the language issue-it is not. Most everyone in both cities understands and speaks enough English that you'll be fine. If you learn the German for "sorry I can't speak German-do you speak a little English" then you have made the polite gesture that many locals will appreciate. As in,"Es tut mir lied (or even just "Sorry"), ich kann nicht auf Deutsch reden. Sprechen Sie ein bischen Englisch"? If you say this well enough, it will raise the deep philosophical question, how you can speak German so well if you cannot speak German, surely to go down well in the land of Kant.
While not like say the Netherlands or Scandinavia, where many locals speak English better than English tourists, Frankfurt is a key global banking and trading center, military post, and travel hub. Berlin is one of the official world wild cities, home to designer wannabees, cybernauts, biotechers, auteurs, artistes, and oh yes by the way a large population of 'tutes (see the biblical Angus Magee blogs and guide service). Both cities are always full of foreigners and can cope fine with English. As many (most) of the girls in FKKs are either foreigners themselves, or used to kilometers of multi-culti Liebes Würstchens, all speak more than enough English to get tongues and poles in the right holes. The language stuff is perhaps slightly more of an issue in private bordellos and apartments, but only marginally. You are not in Kansas anymore Todo, but you will understand and be understood. Really, don't worry about any of these things, just cum and enjoy the ride.
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With all do respect to Norjan: Expert tip-When reading internet forums take some time to read a poster's past posts. Then take what some posters write as a reflection of their own inner experience (neurosis?) , not as "how things are".
The food at Artemis is exactly as RB states. It is generally quite decent with a few not so good dishes from time to time. If you visit weekly you will probably get sick of it and want to eat out. For a one time visit, it is fine and gets the job done.
As for the rest I, for once, agree completely with everything RB says.
AM
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Jason. I have erred in my German below. It should be "Es tut mir leid" (not lied). Or just say,"Sorry aber." Trendy Denglish. Sorry for the misspelling-these things matter here.
The truth is, I am not my sharp self, coming off a rough, long night from the Artemis 6th Birthday Party, where I had been kidnapped and taken prisoner, with no small bit of encouragement if not outright collaboration by the infamous local cuntisour, Baron Angus von Magee and the manager, Herr Kennen. Their joint mission is to corrupt my soul and destabilize my mind. Quite the spectacle with full steer roasting on a spit, live band, tent city, fireworks, champagne. Very busy night, with some fallout from the Venus Messe. At a very late hour, still guarding my evening's virginity and somewhat underwhelmed by the available talent, I was taken by the Czech or maybe Slovakian Erika, who removed the dark cloud above me, and set off the second round of pm fireworks. Long black hair, lovely full breasts and petite body, and recommended. But now, I am paying the price. I try to quit, but every time, they pull me back in.
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[QUOTE=Rocketboy0;1201938]Jason. I have erred in my German below. It should be "Es tut mir leid" (not lied).[/QUOTE]Considering all the tall tales by both buyers and sellers that are to be heard in FKK`s and other Clubs and similar venues providing hobby activities, perhaps your original German,". Mir lied" is both more accurate and correct, Rocket Boy. Thanks!
E.
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Artemis Report:20/09/11 6 year anniversary bash
For my third year is a row I managed to make it to the annual Artemis birthday bash last night. I was in the company of Rocketboy who I met on route as we both decided that bicycles would be the preferred mode of transport on this late September day that almost felt like summer. We pulled up to a full parking lot at shortly after 18:30 and could immediately see that it was to be a busy evening with the double whammy of the birthday bash and the start of the Berlin Venus Show at the near by Messe.
After dragging Rocketboy through the entrance we found out lockers and were soon showered robed and uncomfortable shod in the much anticipated new bath sandals. (Expert tip # 50678-Grab a pair of sandals that are a bit bigger than your usual shoe size until the new sandals stretch out a bit. I usually take a size 45/46 but was uncomfortable so I switched up and they were perfect.)
I have to say the place was hopping as I had not seen it is a long time. My last couple of visits were in the mid week summer days and this was Artemis as I remembered it from the glory days. Languages being spoken were many and varied as I noted visitors from Italy, Scandinavia and France to name a few. The dress code for the ladies was pink or white and the evening was shaping up to be like Dessous Tag on steroids as the ladies preened and posed in their finery. I know many of you do not like this covering up but for this reporter it was a dream come true and I very much was enjoying all the scantily clad ladies looking their best.
RB and I took a tour of the facilities, including a visit to the food tent set up for this event, but both agreed that the spitted steer would have to wait until later. Whatever else one may think of the FKK party, this evening's food was to be a real treat for meat lovers. Nothing at all like a full steer roasting slowly over an open fire pit to bring out the cave man in you.
My own agenda for the evening was, first, to determine if the Pink Panther was present, session with her and put to rest the question of pink Bush once and for all. Failing this I would find either Nina or Fatima with similar result. Nina in fact had the slight edge on Fatima as I had just two weeks prior been with Fatima. As absence makes the heart grow fonder, Nina was the front runner. As luck would have it I spotted Nina as we were arriving so I knew she was there, but shortly after I had seen Fatima so she was still in the running,
After a hour or so of wandering I was pretty sure that PP was to be a no show this evening. Schade. However, in the main bar I ran into Nina and after a short conversation she asked me if we were to find a room or wait until later perhaps. No hesitation on my part and we were up the stairs waiting for a room less than a minute later. At this hour the room wait was brief (it was to become much longer later on) and the next half hour was spent in the arms of one of the best (IMO) that Artemis has to offer. I left fully satisfied.
The rest of the evening I spent hanging out, eating (the food was great) , drinking a little and just doing what one generally does at Artemis when not in the rooms. It was by all accounts a pretty raucous evening, one that I have not seen in a while. The fire works were set off shortly after 22:00 with the whole population, robe and towel clad, emptying out into the parking lot, given champagne and ohh-ing & ahh-ing in all the right places. It was a good show and I faithfully recorded it from the shadows to post on the blog for those who are interested.
[url]http://www.angusmagee.com/?p=779[/url]
After this RB was, or seemed to me to be, in full indecision mode. Was he to session on this, possibly (by his account) his last Artemis visit for a year, possibly longer? He seemed determined to find someone, but who? As for me, I was pretty well satisfied with my one. There was a tall, slightly dark skinned and terribly skinny beauty I had half an eye on but I was not overly enthusiastic about making the second trip to the rooms. In the end I did nothing about and was happy about it the next morning when I opened my wallet, if not totally happy at the time of temptation.
There were a couple of note worthy scenes to be seen in the drunken bacchanalia that is the birthday bash. At one point I went off for a shower and noticed that they guy who stumbled in after me had a peculiar dangling off his pecker-a used and full condom that his companion had for some reason failed to remove and dispose of. The dollop dangled precariously throughout the shower time and Old Angus unfortunately could not keep his eyes averted as I was convinced the bag would fall, spilling its' contents on the shower floor and I wanted to be ready to jump out of the way for what could be the worst spill since last year's Gulf oil spill.
Next was the large Turkish fellow who had consumed, it seemed, more than his share of the champagne, or perhaps the open beer bar, then decided he had no need of a robe and came stumbling paralytically up the stairs in glorious nakedness, his pierced 'unit' on full display. He made it as far as one of the couches just inside the bar where he passed out and was still there (mercifully now covered) when I left and hour or so later.
Finally at this late hour RB had settled on his date du jour and after a wait was off to the 'Zimmer'. He came down looking satisfied (see his report) and after a short, unsuccessful forage for food we were changed and on the way home. Got to say that on warm Berlin nights the bike is definitely a great way to get home and avoid the waiting and tension last UBahn / SBahn can bring. I was home in no time and asleep even faster.
Thanks for reading.
AM
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[QUOTE=Jason Mak; 1201809]Is the food that bad inside? Thanks for the tips. How do English speakers get by in Berlin / Frankfurt? I have never studied German and only know,"do you have a nickname" and "I must leave in 25 minutes" for comedy value. Are they the kind of cities that welcome tourists and where the locals speak English or am I going to have my work massively cut out, like in Moscow where nobody speaks a word. (I don't mind, I think it's the responsibility of the traveller to learn the local language and not the other way around, but it would be nice to know if I have a lot of homework to do or not.)
Mak[/QUOTE]The food and the dining hall is unappetizing because of the environment with half naked men in robes who, unfortunately, not all of them is taking care too much about their hygiene. This is fact, not an opinion. If this doesn't bother you, you'll be fine.
I don't speak german but it has never been a problem in Berlin.
Norjan
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[QUOTE=Angus Magee; 1202005]There were a couple of note worthy scenes to be seen in the drunken bacchanalia that is the birthday bash. At one point I went off for a shower and noticed that they guy who stumbled in after me had a peculiar dangling off his pecker-a used and full condom that his companion had for some reason failed to remove and dispose of. The dollop dangled precariously throughout the shower time and Old Angus unfortunately could not keep his eyes averted as I was convinced the bag would fall, spilling its' contents on the shower floor and I wanted to be ready to jump out of the way for what could be the worst spill since last year's Gulf oil spill.
Next was the large Turkish fellow who had consumed, it seemed, more than his share of the champagne, or perhaps the open beer bar, then decided he had no need of a robe and came stumbling paralytically up the stairs in glorious nakedness, his pierced 'unit' on full display. He made it as far as one of the couches just inside the bar where he passed out and was still there (mercifully now covered) when I left and hour or so later.
AM[/QUOTE]Well, now you know why I'm beeing careful and taking precautions. Things like this happen all the time. Have'nt you noticed before?
You could'nt keep your eyes off his prick? With all do respect, maybe you are the one having a neurosis in this temporarily moment of clarity?
Norjan
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[QUOTE=Norjan; 1202189]The food and the dining hall is unappetizing because of the environment with half naked men in robes.
Norjan[/QUOTE]On this I agree with Norjan. I also dislike the setup.
The food is usually decent but eating in a restaurant being served by somebody and having the food and drink I like is one of the things that combine to make my Berlin trip a good experience, on the same level as staying in a decent hotel and fucking good looking girls. So I usually leave and have my dinner elsewhere.
If it's just a matter of not starving, or if it's taken from the economic point of view, the internal restaurant is absolutely adequate.
Ciao.
Kimino
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Saturday at Artemis
I had a perfectly satisfactory dinner in the club this evening with home-made fishcakes, a baked potato, vegetables and salad, together with celery soup and fresh fruit for dessert. I was accompanied at my table by two very lovely young ladies, who certainly wouldn't have sat with me in a restaurant elsewhere in Berlin. One of them was my regular Berlin squeeze and the other was her friend.
Afterwards my squeeze went off with some other guy and I took a while to choose before I found Cora, who was recommended by a friend of mine who had seen her earlier that evening. A 21 year old tanned blonde from Hamburg, financing her studies with this work, she was responsive in the room and came very nicely in response to my tongue, kissing wasn't her strong point but she did just about pass muster, she looked nice in the mirror doing her BBBJ (with attention to apricots on request) and I enjoyed sex with her in a few positions. Although I wasn't very happy that she rushed me at the end and finished the hour ten minutes early (maybe she was including the 10 mins we spent waiting for the room?).
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[QUOTE=Kimino; 1201725]If you come here I suggest you concentrate on good food and wine and save your money for when you are in germany.
Kimino[/QUOTE]Thank you K, here is my plan, but I feel this sorrow I must admit;
Amarone instead of anal.
Pasta instead of pussy.
Tiramisu instead of tits.
Duomo instead of DATY.
Galleria Vittorio Emanuele II instead of GFE.
Orto Botanico di Brera instead of OWO.
No Zimmer, baby.
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Artemis 6th anniversary birthday bash. Ruby. WOW!
I happened to be in Berlin on 29th September and made the wise choice to attend the Artemis 6th Birthday bash. I've not visited Artemis before but I've been to a few FKKs in southern germany (Frankfurt etc) , and I'm a regular at Lady Marmalade Parties (LMP) in London, and with the help of reading some of this forum I was comfortable with what I was going to find there.
I arrived around 8pm and there was a bit of a queue to get in, but everything was well explained and felt safe and clean. I had a wander around, checking out the lovely ladies and getting into the general vibe of the party atmosphere. The tented restaurant was serving some very tender Ox meat which washed down well with some cold beer. That provided a bit of sustainance so I went back into the club to find the girls and guys leaving by the front door. Strange I thought. So followed them out, to look back at the fantastic firework display that took place above the Club house. The show went on for about 10 minutes to lots of "ooohssss and aaahhhhhsss" (on this occasion, not restricted to the Kino or the Zimmers.)
Now, I think of going to FKKs and LMP as a bit like being a lucky kid in a candy store, and it is the opportunity to sample many different tastes and flavours from around the world (brazilians are my personal favourite). So tonight was a bit atypical for me! Given there were lot of guys and gals tonight it was always going to be difficult to find the girls available who you wanted to play with, but on this occasion, Ruby (a slightly older Hungarian lady, good looking, friendly and totally awesome in bed!) found me whilst we watched the fireworks and I ended up spending 90 mins and 1hr in her company, managing to cum four times with her and get her to genuinely O rather than fake, twice. Now, I am always wary of the babe siddling up to you and turning a fast one but this was different with Ruby. Whilst I expected clock watching and pressure to cum because there were hundreds of guys out there, it was nothing like that this time. We had a really good time together and whilst I had the intent of playing with some other women, I just felt that going back to a known quality was a better use of money. An example of what I meant: There were two very pretty young blondes who took a guest into one of the tents and he was back out literally 5 minutes later, no doubt €120 lighter. I am sure he had a happy time but I got 1hr of real quality with Ruby for the same price!
I really liked the set up of Artemis (wellness spa area on ground floor) and a Kino (some hot action there) and a few rooms there) , the main bar area (observed sexy but simulated lessie 3 some for 10 mins floor show, good live band) , restaurant (excellent food tonight) , changing rooms and safety boxes on the ground floor and then rooms on the upper floors. Decor was good, showers were clean and lockers all secure.
All in all I spent about 6 hours there and had an awesome experience. Will definitely return!
Just need to find a reason to return to Berlin soon and hopefully find Ruby again (will try a couple more girls too next time if the opportunity arises)
Take care,
Pyramid
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Erika of Slovakia
Erika of Slovakia restored your virginity, took it away again and restored your faith.
Such an amazing feat in one somewhat cynical must means she's a witch, of sorts, if a comely one.
Given that during prior note comparison we have almost completely non overlapping vendiagrams at Artemis, I hope to rectify that in the next month or so.
[QUOTE=Rocketboy0;1201938]At a very late hour, still guarding my evening's virginity and somewhat underwhelmed by the available talent, I was taken by the Czech or maybe Slovakian Erika, who removed the dark cloud above me, and set off the second round of pm fireworks. Long black hair, lovely full breasts and petite body, and recommended. But now, I am paying the price. I try to quit, but every time, they pull me back in.[/QUOTE]
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Smoking?
Thinking of visiting Artemis, however I have one question regarding smoking. Are the girls smoking inside the building and are the customers themselves allowed to smoke inside. If not, where do people smoke? I have a sort of a fetish for smoking. It turns me on seeing a hot girl smoke.
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Ven in Berlin
[QUOTE=Bearsk;1202744]Given that during prior note comparison we have almost completely non overlapping vendiagrams at Artemis, I hope to rectify that in the next month or so.[/QUOTE]B- you know more than most it is all part of nature's plan to keep Ven diagrams from overlapping; it helps ensure the survival of the species by increasing the odds that all find a mate with whom to mate, Mate. But I am happy to help share my spheres, or rather hers. Of course YMMV.
On the rest, there is a difference between being cynical, which I am not, and skeptical, which I most certainly am. The female species can blind one, temporarily. However, I do stand by my sense that Ye Olde Love Bahnhoff team is just not what it used to be. Yes yes yes IMHO yes it is a taste thing, and I myself am not what I used to be, all points taken. It is just becoming more satisfying and affordable to be with a few really good favorites where there is some connection, in apartments. It is great fun to hang out with a few buddies in Artemis, shoot the shit with the loony masseurs, clown with the management, and just relax for hours, etc. I will no doubt miss that, and the birthday party was indeed entertaining, although having my trusty Wingman along surely helped. But I'm just going to partake a lot less. It used to be, and admittedly it was in the early days when things were a lot less settled, that you could turn up and there would be 5+ new staff who would really ring my bell. The excitement of a lot of constantly new and really good talent was a big draw. Those days are gone, at least for me as a local. (Yes yes yes it is different when you are just visiting, and yes it is different if you prefer a quite young, thin waify type vs a more voluptuous curvy late 20s-mid 30s woman (which I do). Now, a cynic would just leave it at that, but a skeptic says, well maybe it's me and my perception could be wrong, so best collect some 3rd party info. I have talked about it with some of my remaining female favs there, asking simply, do they sense a change? And actually, they concur. From their side, they comment that the men have also changed, as they seem a lot more boorish, the weekend and Messe rushes seem more physically taxing, and so forth. And they too are not wild about the change in staff, as they seem to have less in common socially and linguistically.
Who knows? Obviously all this highly subjective, and ultimately a matter of personal choice. We report, you decide. In any case, give a heads up when you enter Berlin airspace.
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A happy sixth birthday to Artemis. Spent a relaxed afternoon at the club. Things seem to have calmed down a bit after all the partying, which is the way I like it.
Saw a lot of familiar faces that did not interest me. My favourites were not there when I arrived. But quite early on, I ran into someone fresh: a curvy flaxen-haired beauty from a village in der Deutschen Hinterland with a great bosom that showed no signs of artifice. DOREEN. I spent about ten minutes chatting to her in German and making sure she was the real deal, and then let myself be led to a room. Was she hot? Well, after I left the room, another girl put her hand on my neck and said, oh! You're burning up. So I realized I had to shower quickly before going into meltdown.
People keep talking about the food at Artemis. I would say that it's ok but if you thought from your entrance fee that you were entering a palace, you will be disappointed. If you need cheering up there's always the coloured slippers. Speaking of which, they should also hand out pink turbans as I noticed one poor guy had to bring his own. How is a guy supposed to impress the chicks if he doesn't have a pink turban?
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[QUOTE=Mrlarkin;1202755]Thinking of visiting Artemis, however I have one question regarding smoking. Are the girls smoking inside the building and are the customers themselves allowed to smoke inside. If not, where do people smoke? I have a sort of a fetish for smoking. It turns me on seeing a hot girl smoke.[/QUOTE]You will be the happiest man on earth: About 90% of the girls smoke. It is allowed everywhere on the main floor. In fact it gets so smoky at night that you don't even have to light your own cigarette to get enough nicotine.
HB
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Lesbian show?
If you take two girls to a room for a "lesbian show" would that be 2 x 60 Euros? I mean if you only watch them make out and don't fuck them? Any recommendations about which girls to ask?
Norjan
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[QUOTE=Norjan; 1203191]If you take two girls to a room for a "lesbian show" would that be 2 x 60 Euros? I mean if you only watch them make out and don't fuck them? Any recommendations about which girls to ask?
Norjan[/QUOTE]If you are only to watch this may be negotiable. Normally (that is if you are also having sex with them, oral or otherwise) the cost would be the normal rate of €60 per girl for the half hour plus €50 / girl for the lesbian show. Rather a high fee if you ask me. However the if as you say you will not touch the girls, and if you can find a couple of girls who are game, you might be able to bring it home for less. In any case it seems like a reasonable request to me. Just don't wack off and shower the girls with cum. Then you will rightfully be charged for cob.
AM
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[QUOTE=Angus Magee; 1203195]If you are only to watch this may be negotiable. Normally (that is if you are also having sex with them, oral or otherwise) the cost would be the normal rate of €60 per girl for the half hour plus €50 / girl for the lesbian show. Rather a high fee if you ask me. However the if as you say you will not touch the girls, and if you can find a couple of girls who are game, you might be able to bring it home for less. In any case it seems like a reasonable request to me. Just don't wack off and shower the girls with cum. Then you will rightfully be charged for cob.
AM[/QUOTE]Ok, sounds fair. Wacking off at Artemis, now that would be a seriously disturbed thing to do. LOL.
Think it would be nice to watch a "show" between sessions, if there is any suitable couple (preferably blondes) around on my next vist.
Norjan
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Do you need to supply your own nonlubricated condom if you want a CBJ, or do the girls have them? This will be my first trip to a place where BBBJ's are the norm, so I just want to make sure I'm prepared.
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No need to bring your own condom. The girls always have a plentiful supply.
AM
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Wednesday Update
I did my traditional Wednesday pilgrimage to Artemis this week, so here a little status report:
Seen a few new faces that I didn't see the week before. So, if you add those to the girls who joined the team in the last few weeks, there's a considerable amount of new territory to be explored, especially if you haven't visited the club for a few weeks. (Yes, I'm looking at you, Kimino!)
Of those new faces, I had the opportunity to session with a Romanian called Tamara (IIRC) for a few hours and she was very good. Definitely recommendable and added to my short list of 'to repeat'.
As for the general atmosphere, it was quite enjoyable. High girl-to-monger ratio and not very crowded (though definitely not empty either.)
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[QUOTE=Nebula2001;1204452]So, if you add those to the girls who joined the team in the last few weeks, there's a considerable amount of new territory to be explored, especially if you haven't visited the club for a few weeks. (Yes, I'm looking at you, Kimino!)[/QUOTE]Arghhhhhhh.
Like Angus said:
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"Just when I thought I was out. They pull me back in." Sil doing Pacino.
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=si4rMCJBD3E&feature=related[/url]
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:)
Next trip, mid November. Looking forward.
Ciao!
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Wednesday-lingerie day at Artemis?
[QUOTE=Nebula2001;1204452]I did my traditional Wednesday pilgrimage to Artemis this week, so here a little status report:[/QUOTE]How is the Wednesday-lingerie days at Artemis? As a big fan of lingerie on girls I really like these theme days. I have been in Oase at a lingerie-day but was dissapointed. Some girls just put on a regular bra or something boring. I like when they dress up themselfs with a thought.
I am planning to go very soon for a Wednesday party (:
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[QUOTE=Kid Icarus;1204785]How is the Wednesday-lingerie days at Artemis? As a big fan of lingerie on girls I really like these theme days. I have been in Oase at a lingerie-day but was dissapointed. Some girls just put on a regular bra or something boring. I like when they dress up themselfs with a thought.[/QUOTE]I can't compare it with other FKKs but unfortunately many girls wear rather plain bras or bikinis.
But, it is always possible to find some girls with slightly more imaginative outfits. I am personally a skirt / dress man and there are usually a few fitting my taste strutting around.
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[QUOTE=Kid Icarus; 1204785]How is the Wednesday-lingerie days at Artemis? As a big fan of lingerie on girls I really like these theme days. I have been in Oase at a lingerie-day but was dissapointed. Some girls just put on a regular bra or something boring. I like when they dress up themselfs with a thought.
I am planning to go very soon for a Wednesday party (:[/QUOTE]You will probably be disappointed also at Artemis. When I plan my trips I usually try to be there on Wednesday because, like you, I like lingerie or in general I prefer the girls to wear something instead of being totally naked. I think that just a minority like lingerie days, but who cares anyway.
With few exceptions, girls simply wear something that partially cover something but very few are able of doing it with some taste. Same goes for the make up. But I still prefer it to "normal" nights. And sometime some girls really do it the right way.
There has been a lot of turnover in the girls lineup so maybe things have changed.
Also, but I never tryed it, you could ask a girl to wear something special before going to the room, at max she is going to refuse. Or ask you an extra. Might try it myself next time, I'm thinking of a couple of girls there that might be incredible if dressed up correctly.
If you happen to go on the 15th of nov. We might meet as I'll be there.
Ciao.
Kimino
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[QUOTE=Kimino;1204806]If you happen to go on the 15th of nov. We might meet as I'll be there.[/QUOTE]Unfortunately not. You seem to have good taste and it would have been fun to kill some time with you between sessions. I'll be there probably 1-3 November. I'll try Artemis at a Wednesday and report back after that. Maybe see you another time. Nebula2001 also appears to be a gentleman, maybe he is there on his usual Wednesday visit? (:
Thanks for your quick reply!
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[QUOTE=Kimino;1204806]Also, but I never tryed it, you could ask a girl to wear something special before going to the room, at max she is going to refuse. Or ask you an extra. Might try it myself next time, I'm thinking of a couple of girls there that might be incredible if dressed up correctly.[/QUOTE]Getting a girl to wear something else is certainly possible. So much so, my latest favorite girl changes to the dress I like even without me asking for it anymore or does a little fashion show for me if she's got something new. However, I don't think a girl you met for the first time would be willing to change to another outfit unless you're charming or there's an extra involved. But that's just my guess.
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[QUOTE=Kid Icarus;1204813]Nebula2001 also appears to be a gentleman,[/QUOTE]Oh, I'm a complete gentleman unless I'm with a girl. (If that's the case, I turn into an adorable "Arschloch" as they invariably end up calling me.)
[QUOTE=Kid Icarus; 1204813]maybe he is there on his usual Wednesday visit?[/QUOTE]I can't promise anything one month ahead, but as a rule of thumb if it's Wednesday I'll try to be there. You could PM me closer to your date of arrival.
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Temple of lust
Its is about time to make my comments for Artemis
I am frequenting there whenever I am visiting Berlin, and this time was a unique opportunity as I have to be there for almost a week
Saturday day No 1
Though I had already visited one massage parlor nearby my hotel and although Saturday night is a bad day ' little devil' inside me push me to the temple of lust.
Usual entry fee and procedure with the known Saturday night panic. I looked for my 'gold standards ' but either they were not present or very busy. Finally just to take advantage of the entry fee, I choose a girl (I think her name is Niki) Blond, big boobs and lips a bit damaged by the plastic surgeon and a big tattoo on her left arm. I admit I was attracted by the big boobs (I am addicted to them) mistake number 2, I accepted the upgrade CIM. As no rooms were available we went to the sofas with the curtains in the main room upstairs.
She started blowing me, and I politely asked her to slow down, I did this twice, but it seems that she was def. In any case she finished me in DT time, which is unacceptable. Any way She spoiled my night and went back to my hotel. 190 euros badly spend
Next day Sunday and as I had plenty of time prior my afternoon meeting in ICC, I decided to stop by once again. It was around 4 o'clock and Artemis was a 'buyers market ' around 30 ladies and 10 to 15 customers.
This time I was able to trace Amelie, that we have met last year and she had left me the very best of impressions. We headed immediately for a room and she gave me a mix of GFE to PSE. This lady is just amazing. After the financial formalities and hygiene procedures we met each other at the bar. Soon her friend Ambra joined us and we carry on chit chat with lots of laughter. After my ' recovery ' from the thunderstorm Amelie, I opted for a duo as long as they agree.
Poor me, Guys its very hard to be in between these gorgeous creatures. This duo is not recommended for the ones experiencing heart problems. These ladies are simply lethal weapons.
Tuesday night, and visit no 3. It was a bussy day and I was relaxing in the kino downstairs. Once again none of the sure bets was around, so I was wondering who will be the lucky one to offer me some stress relief. A Romanian girl approached me, though Romanians are No-No for me, I opted for the basic program.
Nothing much, but I still remember the face of Niki that show me with another girl, while I have turn her down numerous times (4 times just in 30 minutes)
Whille I was showering I saw Ambra passing by and going to the ladies area, I was waiting for her for almost an hour but she didn't return. So I try my luck with Nikoleta from Bulgaria (she looks like a twin with Amelie) What shall I say for her, another precious joule in that place. Another prefect combination of GFE & PSE
Thursday night and I am about to pay my farewell visit. Once again Niki approached me but this time my answer was ' another time in another life '
So, given the fact that my next visit is not yet scheduled, I decided to take back home only very good memories
Amelie was my 'victim' or I was hers? Section no 1 and she simply took my breath away. It looks like there was some chemistry among us. She proposed to have a drink afterwards. Which we did. We talked for this and that and finally the lower head commanded me to go for another round.
Well I left the room half dead.
Overall conclusion after these visits, Artemis is going strong the quality is still very high and the service as good as we expect and as long as we keep on updating each other for the 'sharks '
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Marketa
I haven't read anything about petite, pretty, blonde Marketa in a while. Is she still at Artemis? Man, she was fucking EVERYBODY! Couldn't stay out of the rooms and off of her back. I cautioned way back when that at the rate she was going, it was only a matter of time before she became "fucked out". I know she made some good money though. Still can't believe that a tiny girl like her took me deep in her arsehole. Glad I got me some that "pink wink" while she was still in her prime and at the top of her game. If I recall correctly, she is a Czech. The Czech and Polish girls are the best in Europa!
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Crazy travel question.
I would like to know, what's the best way to get from London, England to Artemis by rail? I'm asking because if I could ever make a return trip to London I would like to make a day trip there if possible. Any info would be much appreciated.
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[QUOTE=Rohan Cid;1205063]I would like to know, what's the best way to get from London, England to Artemis by rail? I'm asking because if I could ever make a return trip to London I would like to make a day trip there if possible. Any info would be much appreciated.[/QUOTE]I would suggest you take the train to Stansted, then take Ryan Air to Berlin. MUCH faster and probably cheaper, too.
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[QUOTE=Euro100;1205206]I would suggest you take the train to Stansted, then take Ryan Air to Berlin. MUCH faster and probably cheaper, too.[/QUOTE]You could probably find a connection through Belgium and make it to Berlin by train but Euro is 100% right-by air it would be faster and likely cheaper as long as you book a little in advance. As well as Ryan Air check out Air Berlin. I think they fly out of Stansted as well as Heathrow.
AM
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Battle of Britain Flights
EasyJet flies from both Gatwick & Luton, with up to 3 flights per day and can be 30-40 EUR one way when booked in advance. Schoenefeld-EasyJet combo makes me feel like a rat in a maze who gets rewarded by cheap cheese, but it is cheap. Hopefully when new Berlin-Brandenburg Mega Airport opens next year the experience will be vaguely better though the transit links to the city still an issue. I took an 15 min express bus to SudBahnhoff / Sudkreuz station and it was 6 EUR because I did not buy the (2.70 good for 2 hrs) ticket at an automat; in Berlin you can buy tickets on all buses for same normal price except this-ouch. S-Bahns can be tempermental in cold weather. Tegel, while it lasts, a lot more pleasant and much closer to the action. Oddly sometimes SAS has cheap flights via Copenhagen. All will depend upon the day. The train-expensive, takes forever, lots of station changes, subject recently to odd political statements, very often late, and really why?
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[QUOTE=Rohan Cid;1205063]I would like to know, what's the best way to get from London, England to Artemis by rail? I'm asking because if I could ever make a return trip to London I would like to make a day trip there if possible. Any info would be much appreciated.[/QUOTE]A day trip by train? Impossible. Maybe an overnight trip is an option?
Take the 6:19 am Eurostar from St. Pancras, change in Bruxelles Midi and Cologne, you'll reach Berlin Main Station 5:10 pm. Perfect for Dinner in Artemis.
Stay there overnight, fuck the whole night, and than take the 6:51 am ICE from Berlin Main Station, change in Cologne and Bruxelles Midi, you'll back in London 3:26 pm.
Note: Latest non-stop flight AFAIK departs SXF 9 pm (Schoenefeld). You have to leave Artemis not later than 7 pm. You'll miss all the night-shift-girls.
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day trip by train impossible. flying is possible
and don't forget lufthansa. it has many flights from heathrow each day so that makes a day trip more possible. flights can easily be as low as £89 return from london. and that is all inclusive, with reserved seats (so no queuing up like cattle) and on board wine / beer, and something edible. and with customer service (in my experience) years ahead of easyjet (and even more so ryanair). don't compare the headline price for lo-cost carriers until you have added in the lo-cost baggage charges, booking fees, any check-in fees, any speedy boarding etc
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The pink gate of Ostrava
[QUOTE=The Cane;1205020]I haven't read anything about petite, pretty, blonde Marketa in a while. Is she still at Artemis? Man, she was fucking EVERYBODY! Couldn't stay out of the rooms and off of her back. I cautioned way back when that at the rate she was going, it was only a matter of time before she became "fucked out". I know she made some good money though. Still can't believe that a tiny girl like her took me deep in her arsehole. Glad I got me some that "pink wink" while she was still in her prime and at the top of her game. If I recall correctly, she is a Czech. The Czech and Polish girls are the best in Europa![/QUOTE]She is still there, and actually at my last visit not long time ago, while being in 69-position with her for some reason I started thinking about your reports, maybe it was this cross-association, or maybe I was not in mood for sex that particular day. So, while licking her I was staring and staring at her asshole and I could not stop thinking of these sentences;
"So when I had my chance, I took it and was pleasantly surprised that such a petite girl took me deep in her tight ass too!"
"That's right my friends! I cornholed her deep up in that Czech butthole of hers and was saying out loud so all in the kino could hear how I was fucking her in her asshole. Was surprised that such a petite little girl like that was taking it so well up the yin yang."
"I buggered Shauna up the butt as hard and as fierce as I have any human being. I took immense joy watching her scream and cry out and clutch and scratch at the sheets with with fingernails. And looking at herself in the bedside mirror at the same time. Getting thoroughly sodomized up her arsehole. And responding YEAH when I asked her if she liked me dickin' her in her Polish asshole. GAWD I love to fuck Polish girls!"
"I hammered home on Ellie like a sex offender just escaped from the insane asylum and she SCREAMED her lungs out with pleasure. We were both moaning and hollering and crying out loud with sexual pleasure so that all passers-by could hear us. When I spermed inside that alabaster white redhead I put my mouth right up to her ear and groaned lustfully. She threw her head back and clamped her feet around my ankles harder than any girl ever has and hunched her butt up off the mattress to get all of that baby batter. We stayed in that position for several seconds with me whispering to Ellie in her ear that her Bulgarian pussyhole felt so damn good to my dick! My first Bulgarian was literally a fuckin' success"
I was not able to concentrate at all. Thinking of your reports and almost laughing, then thinking about Ghadafi, Berlusconi, Mother Theresa, renewable energy, german sauerkraut, salmon paracite and Franz Beckenbauer does not keep you stiff for this work, and suddenly she turned around and told me with her lovely chech accent; today you are tired!
No, I was not in the right mood that day, I was thinking of everything but not sex. I gave her 60, she kissed me and walked away.
Why did I go to Artemis? Because I'm a junkie.
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Well, even if a day trip is not possible, I kind of prefer rail travel to air travel. If it means having to spend a night in Berlin or even taking a night train, it should be worth it. Does Artemis have sleeping accommodations, you know, for when the ladies there have really worn me out?
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[QUOTE=The Cane;1205020]I haven't read anything about petite, pretty, blonde Marketa in a while. Is she still at Artemis? Man, she was fucking EVERYBODY! Couldn't stay out of the rooms and off of her back. I cautioned way back when that at the rate she was going, it was only a matter of time before she became "fucked out". I know she made some good money though. Still can't believe that a tiny girl like her took me deep in her arsehole. Glad I got me some that "pink wink" while she was still in her prime and at the top of her game. If I recall correctly, she is a Czech. The Czech and Polish girls are the best in Europa![/QUOTE]I have seen Marketa last Sunday.
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Looking fkk girls with very large inner labia (big pussy lips). Any suggestions?
Hi guys,
Heading to germany for 2 weeks on wed. I hope this isint a strange request but it seems that every time I post about it I get no response. Am I the only guy in the world that like this? LOL.
Looking for fkk girls that have very large pussy lips. Inner labia.
Any suggestions would be great!
Jimmy. Also. Where is the fkk club called planet?
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Jolene
Hi.
Had a fantastic session with pretty German blond Jolene earlier tonight.
She is quite tall, slim with small breasts, streaked blond hair, a pretty angular face, fabulous smile and an extensive snake-like flower tattoo that wraps around her side and back and down one leg. She is 22 years old and hails from Dortmund.
I had a sensationsl GFE session with her. She is a wonderful kisser, responds very enthusuastically to DATY, gives a good (+) blowjob and is a fabulous fuck. She is friendly, sexy and gorgeous. Just a dream girl. I'd loved to take her home for the night, but regrettably after 90 wonderful minutes I had to let her go.
5 star GFE. A certain repeat for me. Highly recommended.
This was only her second day at Artemis. Previously she worked at PSR and Living Room, although perhaps under another name? She is around until Sunday and then will return on the 25th for a further 10 days. Hopefully she will become a regular at Artemis. We need more girls like Jolene on the permanent roster.
Charlie
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[QUOTE=Rohan Cid;1205358]Does Artemis have sleeping accommodations, you know, for when the ladies there have really worn me out?[/QUOTE]No sleeping accomodations for mongers. But you can try to have a nap (for an hour or two) in the basement wellness area, some mongers do so.
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[QUOTE=Rohan Cid;1205358]Well, even if a day trip is not possible, I kind of prefer rail travel to air travel. If it means having to spend a night in Berlin or even taking a night train, it should be worth it. Does Artemis have sleeping accommodations, you know, for when the ladies there have really worn me out?[/QUOTE]If by sleeping accommodation you mean rooms to rent where you can retire, then no. But the Hotel Ibis is very near by. If you mean places that you can lie down and catch some sleep until some prowling hooker comes by and grabs you dick to wake you up, demanding a trip to the near by kino-then most def. There are plenty of places to sleep.
AM
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[QUOTE=Johny 123; 1198551]Thank you Norjan, Rocketboyo, Angus Magee, Daffon, London Traveller for your valuable comments. Will be visiting artemis in 20 days. Thank you.
Johny[/QUOTE]Hey, mr India.
Did you made it to the club?
Looking forward at your report.
Norjan
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Somewhat disapointing visit
Hi all.
Newbie to the forum, and most likely won't be active either as this was a one time chance to visit Artemis.
I had read Agnus Magee's blog for information on artemis, actually took the same route as with "Walking with Agnus" to Artemis.
Read some 10-20 last pages of this thread to accumulate information etc. So basic ground work had been prepared. Even had some girls' names in my mind.
So off I go to Artemis on last Sunday, late evening. Thought I was prepared, but I was not. As I got in to the club, I was hit with sensory overload! Too many beautiful naked (young) women registering on my retina. I wouldn't have expected, but I got nervous! I got myself a soda and headed downstairs to gym to recover. After couple of minutes and pulse back to normal, I started with less of a schock treatment by going to to pool area first, where there were not that many women visible. Then to the stairwell and after sometime to the bar.
After watching around, I started a discussion with a german man, who told he visits there quite regulary. He did mention that this was quiet night, only less than 50 women there. For me that looked like plenty! He mentioned some names, I think Fatima and others, he liked that they were not there today. Actually, there were no one that he was familiar with. Darn, I was totally on my own in making the selection.
I had made a plan that in order not to rush into stupid decisions, I would be there at least one hour before going with a girl. And I did adhere to that. Unfortunately, the most favorite girl which I had observed earlier was nowhere to be found when I would have been ready, I noticed a lady next to the bar desk and got her attention. We chatted a bit and decided to go up. She stood up and at that point I did notice that she was not 100% what I would have wanted (=there was silicone + just the gut feeling). Should have had the courage to back off, but being "gentleman" took better of me and up we went.
She was very kind and understanding as I let her know this is my 1st time in Artemis. She told how things go, what's included and what is extra, etc. So down to the business. Too bad I was still nervous and had cold hand though I was sweating otherwise. I'm sure cold hands do not feel nice when someone touches you.
As I said, she was nice person, but our encounter just didn't hit the right notes. She did some kissing, but still the whole act was too much of an. Act. Almost like going trough a script:
- Sucking.
- Kissing.
- Licking the tits (moaning included)
- Fucking.
- A notification that I should start to plan on coming soon.
- Cum.
Instead of love making, it was more masturbation to another person. I do recall people mentioning names, so I will too. Moderator, feel free to remove the name. She called herself Josephine and she was a German, less than 170cm, normal body, not in her 20s I'd say.
It was quite late but I figured I'd want better experience than this so I stayed around for moren than 1 hour to recover and I had found another fellow country man visiting Artemis, so I had nice time chatting with him. Finally decided it's time to select the second girl as it was past midnight and seemed like some of the girls had been ending their day. Ie. Less of them available. This time I figured I'd go around, look for the most pleasing one and select her without any hesitation and time waste which made me loose my optimal pick in the first time.
Did the full artemis tour, made up my mind on the girl and started locating her. Darn, she just went for dinner. I don't want to prevent a person having her dinner. I mean, who likes to be hungry? I get angry when I'm hungry. Didn't want to wait her to finish either. I mean, it would have most likely been like running after eating to her: Not nice. So I decided to go for someone else.
I spotted a young, slightly exotic looking girl with perfect petite body. I think her name was Coco or something close to that. She was half greek and half something else. Albanian with some roots from Persia. She had great smile and great white teeth. Small breasts in slim body. Dark, long hair.
Up we go and her first comment as I undedress is : oh-la-laa, what have we here. Yes, I consider myself a bit larger than average (I prefer Pasante Large condoms). She starts with BJ and is quite good. I tell her that I actally like fucking more than sucking, lets fuck. She hesitates as I'm too big for her. I tell her to get on top and she can take me in as carefully as she wants, calling the shots. She takes me in just a bit, but it just does not work out. She interrupts as it's too painful. The mood kind of dies and I go soft. Not that there was any great spiritual connection to start with, but it goes worse. Some discussion and I get her to suck me again. After sometime I get her to try once more mounting on me. Partial penetration and some up&down but I can see she is having hard time and that kills what ever wood I had managed to get. .
She tries to give me BJ, but after a while I tell her to stop. The mood is not right, I'm tired and unhappy, I will not cum for sure.
Again, I would have not called Coco a bad one. Personality was OK, but we didn't hit off emotionally and even less physically. Our bodies just did not match.
So this second round which should have fixed the disapointment of the 1st one was even worse experience than the 1st!
Ok, I know I'm somewhat big, even Josephine didn't take me 100% in, which kind of sucked, but at leas I still could call that as fucking.
I'm sure you can understand that I'm disapointed in using 200e for 1 less than perfect fuck and some BJing.
Maybe I just should have gone to the ladies: Ok, I like you, lets go upstairs. BTW I'm big, you can still back out if you are tiny.
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[QUOTE=NyyssiTunnus;1205781]Ok, I know I'm somewhat big, even Josephine didn't take me 100% in, which kind of sucked, but at leas I still could call that as fucking. I'm sure you can understand that I'm disapointed in using 200e for 1 less than perfect fuck and some BJing.Maybe I just should have gone to the ladies: Ok, I like you, lets go upstairs. BTW I'm big, you can still back out if you are tiny.[/QUOTE]Nyyssi. Good sex is just not like going to a department store, where you buy something you like, and you more or less know what the experience of it will be and that's it. Between sexes, chemistry rules and it is simply unpredictable. All you can do is try to increase the odds. It will also likely get easier to judge and experience the holy grail GFE with more experience. Sounds also like you put yourself under a lot of pressure, on various levels. And really this is ultimately a commercial transaction between strangers (till you become a regular). You will likely be one of 5-10+ men a girl will see that day. You just can't expect too much. Settle for a few laughs, and some fun and a nice orgasm. Anything else is just icing on the cake and you cannot really predict it.
So for what it's worth, some thoughts. Unless you are a blue whale, this cock business is really not an issue. But you could stay away from the really petite providers to at least minimize chances of discomfort. Sunday nights are not the best: Wed-Sat much better and more choices. Go earlier. Night shift at full strength by 20:00, they've eaten, and they exhibit fresh "virgininess" vs completely understandable late night burnout. Not knowing your tastes, it is difficult to suggest really but if you read the Forum, some obvious winners stand out (a sort of spread of body types and ages would include, Marketa, Elena, Nina, Fatima, Luczia, Erika, Shelby, Jenna, amongst others). Take some time to really talk, at least 10-15 min. Be a little flirty, show you are interested but slowly, a little light touching, maybe even try a kiss toward the end. Listen to her-not just what you might say. See the reaction-and if your gut says go, go. If you feel something's not quite right, simply don't go. Talk (toward the end) about what you expect so at least you know if a girl won't kiss etc. In the room, maybe give her a massage for a few minutes - this is a real ice breaker, shows you give a hoot vs "ok I paid the money so baby just do me".
Just put less pressure on yourself, lower expectations, be open to surprises, and take your time. A few little steps can increase the odds but still, no guarantees, YMMV, that's life. But if you practice, and relax a bit, I bet you too can achieve as Bill Murray found caddying for the Dalai Lama, total consciousness, even in the punting holes of Artemis. The rules apply to all FKKs. You say it was a one time chance, but you know, the odds are, every time you quit, they pull you back in.
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[QUOTE=NyyssiTunnus;1205781]After watching around, I started a discussion with a german man, who told he visits there quite regulary. He did mention that this was quiet night, only less than 50women there. For me that looked like plenty! He mentioned some names, I think Fatima and others, he liked that they were not there today. Actually, there were no one that he was familiar with. Darn, I was totally on my own in making the selection.[/QUOTE]Hello,
That's a real shame that you not have much luck with the girls. Maybe you should have take the big boob girl Jenna. But I know you don't like silicone breasts.
Greetings "The german man"
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[QUOTE=Rocketboy0;1205954]Nyyssi. Good sex is just not like going to a department store, where you buy something you like, and you more or less know what the experience of it will be and that's it. Between sexes, chemistry rules and it is simply unpredictable.[/QUOTE]Yeah, I totally agree. Originally I had this vision on how things would go. Ie. First I'll check women that I find physically attractive after which I engage them to a discussion etc. To lighten up and to make it easier to act as this was no business transaction. I mean the best experiences are those where the act is played out great (aka. GFE) The not so good ones are the ones that appear as strictly business (like mine did).
I don't know if the problem was that I spoke only english and they were not (in their) opinion good enough in english to have a discussion. Or was it that they were just counting me being a horny fellow. What I mean, that there was not a single women of the 5-10 that I spoke with (including "sharks") who didn't propose: "Lets go upstairs" within a minute or so. One just can't charm anyone in such a short time.
Perhaps it requires to be recognized as "regular" to have the ladies spend more time to discuss with you or to sit with you. Or perhaps I was just unlucky that night and had all the hasty ones coming to me.
[Ref: schedule]
Good points on when to go. I was unlucky to have serious constraints on my schedule and that night was my only change of visiting.
[QUOTE=Rocketboy0;1205954]Take some time to really talk, at least 10-15 min. Be a little flirty, show you are interested but slowly, a little light touching, maybe even try a kiss toward the end. Listen to her-not just what you might say. See the reaction-and if your gut says go, go. If you feel something's not quite right, simply don't go. Talk (toward the end) about what you expect so at least you know if a girl won't kiss etc. In the room, maybe give her a massage for a few minutes - this is a real ice breaker, shows you give a hoot vs "ok I paid the money so baby just do me".[/QUOTE]Above sounds pretty much the plan I originally had. Just quoting it here to emphasize its meaning to other lurkers and beginners who read this when they are planning their visit.
So beginners (and even myself) , tattoo the above to your mind. In addition, one needs to have a way of countering the "Lets go upstairs" yet still keeping her interest up and not having her to leave.
Greetings to Suppenhuhn! No wonder you knew about ISG etc. You are a regular on this forum!
It was nice to talk with you and it did ease up my nervousness.
BTW. Why do they keep the bar so dark, it's difficult to evaluate the women there.
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[QUOTE=NyyssiTunnus;1206344]Originally I had this vision on how things would go.[/QUOTE]There is the problem right there. My best session always come from left field. Not that I do not have expectations and make plans. Just that they rarely pan out the way I imagine.
I also have to say that perhaps you over analyse the whole thing. It is what it is and generally it ain't romance that happens in these places. The best you can hope for is to find a girl with whom you have sympathy (in the French sense of sympatique) and take it from there. And despite how it may appear this is, in my experience, not as common as you might think. Dropping into a club the size of Artemis and thinking you will find your dream GFE in one evening is a bit unrealistic. It could happen, but probably won't. It is not so much a matter of being recognised as a regular as it is just meeting enough girls and if there is a spark, off to the room. Then you get to see how things really are. As often as not you get a nice session. Every once in a while, a GFE that meets whatever expectations you might have. Mostly it is, I think, a matter of numbers with a bit of experience mixed in.
In any case, thanks for the report and keep trying. Personally I would recommend if possible trying out a few other FKK else where in Germany. I really think that GFEs can be much easier to find in smaller, less business oriented clubs than is Artemis.
AM
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[QUOTE=NyyssiTunnus;1206344]Yeah, I totally agree. Originally I had this vision on how things would go.It was nice to talk with you and it did ease up my nervousness.BTW. Why do they keep the bar so dark, it's difficult to evaluate the women there.[/QUOTE]NyyssiT. First, on the lighting bit, ah, I think the idea is both to make it seem more romantic / erotic and to conceal whatever might need it. I find this works well enough vs sodium stadium lamps. Second, in Artemis, language barriers and such are really not an issue.
I would humbly suggest you just need to relax more, think less (a tip of the hat to Angus who is both right on this, and quite good at it) , and get in touch with the reason (s) for whatever nervousness you feel. That is well worth pondering a bit. You don't need to confess here (God forbid) but just think about it.
One possible way to reduce what seems to be the pressure you put yourself under might be to consider chatting with a girl for as long as you both feel comfortable, but then not necessarily decide right then you HAVE to go up. You can let it be, put things on slower tempo, and come back to her later also and see if the click is still there. It is also a way to gauge her interests. Some girls will be put off by it, feeling you have wasted their time, so you should not abuse it (let her go if you're not sure after 10-15 min) , explain that you are interested but only just arrived, etc. You can do it respectfully and politely. But some girls will in fact understand and even be attracted by the slow burn. There are no rules. The deal is to reduce whatever pressure you feel as the point, you may recall, is to have fun. Slowing down may help.
And you need to know when to just fold the cards. While I am not happy to admit it, there have been a few rare nights where it just did not feel right at all at Artemis, no favorites, no newbees who got the mojo workin', and eventually I just left. 80 EUR down the toilet. It can happen. But I would rather do that than feel the pressure that I had to get laid, and risk even more frustration and funds frittered away knowing I succumbed to just a bad idea. As I have posted before, while the hours lurking around etc is relaxing and most def fun at Artemis, increasingly, I (for me, and my tastes) find the offerings and pure performance in private flats better. Segway to this:
I have one question. I assume Operation Artemis was not your first time doing this? Have you been to bordellos and private apartments and if so, what was your experience? It is of course a completely different business and behavior model-just curious how you may have felt there vs an FKK Club? If you were less nervous or found you made better choices, that says something. If you felt the same nerves and had the same dissatisfaction, that says something else. Sort of like a Dilbert strategy matrix.
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[QUOTE=Rocketboy0; 1206583]As I have posted before, while the hours lurking around etc is relaxing and most def fun at Artemis, increasingly, I (for me, and my tastes) find the offerings and pure performance in private flats better.
Have you been to bordellos and private apartments and if so, what was your experience? It is of course a completely different business and behavior model-just curious how you may have felt there vs an FKK Club? If you were less nervous or found you made better choices, that says something. If you felt the same nerves and had the same dissatisfaction, that says something else. Sort of like a Dilbert strategy matrix.[/QUOTE]All the responders have made excellent points. Many of them can be summed up by the maxim "Don't push the river, let it flow." Sports announcers in baseball and football (American kind) often praise a batter or quarterback for "taking what the pitcher or defense gives you." I think the same applies here. You can have a great time if all you get is a single to the opposite field or a ten yard gain on a bubble pass. They don't all have to be homeruns or touchdowns. And sometimes when you relax a bit your experience can turn into a game winner. Ok, enough sports metaphor crap.
I'm interested in Rocketboy's observation that he finds the offerings and performance better in private flats. Whereas I, on the other hand, often can't really get into the flow in the private flat (which is pretty much the only game in town where I come from). Unless it's someone you already know, it's hard to judge whether the chemistry will be there. With the visual stimulus and the public sexuality of an FKK I can often get past the initial nervousness that I feel with the pressure in the private flat. My ideal P4P scenario starts at a strip club with a girl dancing, teasing and rubbing herself on you but with the option of then moving things to a private room, or even going at it right there in public. The FKK is the closest to that scenario that I have found.
By the way, I loved the Godfather reference below."Just when I think I'm out, they pull me back in." Realizing this is why I never announce any retirement from the hobby. I'll let death or incapacity determine that.
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Angus' Birthday Bash@Artemis (with performance enhancers)
Indeed the universe works in mysterious ways. After Artemis' Birthday Bash, which was a success but hardly the sexual cornucopia one always hopes for at the Love Bahnhof, I thought it would be a while before I visited again. Especially as Charlie had contacted me with a proposal to give the lowly Caligula a spin on the strength of Felix' 9 session odyssey of a few weeks back. (See the Berlin thread)
Then last week there appeared in Angus' mail box (via my blog) an invite from a far off land. A monger I will refer to as MongerX (MongerX is familiar with the ISG but as far as I know does not have a ISG I'd) wrote to me of his up coming Berlin visit and invited me to diner. Never one to turn down a visiting fellow monger (nor a nice diner out) I accepted and we met this past Tuesday at a local eatery. MX and I hit it off immediately as friends. Our diner conversation was spirited and interesting I ended the evening receiving and invite to Artemis for the next evening, Wednesday, the evening before, leading into my birthday morning. A very welcome invite for me made more so by MX's promise that I would be able to sample at long last the sexual performance enhancer, cialis, which I had yet to try.
Up until this past Wednesday my one and only experience with performance enhancers had been during my first visit to Thailand in the autumn of 2003. A friend had given me 4 tablets of viagra which I then cut in half. So I used it 8 times in total. I found viagra to be a very effective boner pill. However, I also found the side effects of a splitting headache and a perceived reduction of sensitivity in the penis to be more than a little off putting. When I ran out of my supply I just never felt the need to find any more. After all, I was a recreational user and aside from the occasional spectacular hydraulic failure, I have not much trouble attaining and keeping an erection.
But FKK mongering does test the male hydraulic system in a mid century specimen. In fact were I designing a situation the scuttle the horny plans of a 50 something monger, the half hour get up and go session we are all so familiar with would be high on my list of methods. Especially so in my current financial situation where I do not want to make a mistake, thus amping up the self created pressure to 'perform'. In light of all this MX's small stash of cialis, and his willingness to set me up with a tab was most welcomed and made the evening even more of an adventure on the eve before turning 53.
Wednesday evening MX and I met in the later afternoon in front of the Zoo Bahnhof. After a short walk to the Zwiebelfisch on Savigny Platz for a beer, we found our selves walking the short distance from Westkreuz to Artemis as the sun lay low in the sky over our shoulders. MX paid our entry fees, loaded both our cash lockers and soon we were wandering around the facilities taking the lay of the land and considering options.
For myself I can say that the line up looked good. I did not see that many familiar faces but then this evening I was ready to branch out and try, for once, the new rather than the tried and true. The cialis that was by this time coursing through my veins, coupled with a well stocked cash locker made me, theoretically at least, more adventurous than usual. My tendency towards regular ladies is mostly fuelled by the belief that if I know the provider, and know that she has a certain level of skill and professional pride, if things go south I also know that I am in the company of a hooker who cares a little about my satisfaction. In short she will put in a bit of effort to make sure things happen.
Tonight I felt like a free agent. But old habits die hard. When I saw the very lovely Nina my conviction to try all new tonight did falter some. Indeed when I found myself in the main bar ordering a drink and suddenly there was Nina, I fell for the familiar and was ready to head off for my first session there and then. Fate, in the form of another unknown punter intervened. Before my eyes, in advance of my propositioning the young lovely, a presumably more regular customer snatched her up with certainty and I was left alone at the bar. Thank the Gods that there were 50 some other scantily clad ladies with which I could console myself this evening.
As I commiserated with MX at the bar about losing Nina the lovely Czech dynamo Shiva approached. Shiva is not uncharted territory. I have had a couple of good sessions with her (of particular mention was my kino session of two years back) but not in a long, long time. Indeed because of Old Angus' sexual prowess (or at least this is what I like to believe) Shiva is always begging me for another go round in the rooms. ;)
So off we went to the room. As I remembered Shiva is a sexual dynamo and a very pleasing session. While not really for me a GFE, Shiva is enthusiastic, skilled and cares that her customers enjoy their time with her. I find her to be a very down to earth and genuine woman who enjoys the work. I would solidly recommend her to any one wanting a good session with PSE overtones. Plus I think you will always be guaranteed a few laughs with this young lady. She has a lusty sense of humour that I appreciate to the fullest.
And the cialis? It worked like a charm. One big difference I noticed from my earlier viagra experience is that the penis seems to retain its' sensitivity. Thus one still has to be respectful of one's member. That is, with viagra I felt that I could take a cheese grater to my privates and my erection would remain, though I did not test this theory. With cialis it seemed that I could still lose the hard on if the lady is too rough. But it would quickly return if handling corrections are made.
The next couple of hours I spent doing what one does at Artemis between sessions. Eating, sauna, chatting etc. Finally I found myself ready for more and as always seems to happen along came another candidate, in the form of Tracy. Tracy claims German / Brazilian mixd heritage. She is a believable early'20s, an athletic figure (spectacular butt) and an easy conversationalist. She waited a good long while until hinting at a room visit for us. Truthfully I almost balked because of some of our later conversation pertaining to her experience in the business. But as Euro100 notes in his recent Shark Club report, sometime one has to ignore the tiny red flags that appear. I was glad I did. Again, no GFE here for me. Yet the next half hour did hit the spot.
After some light kissing (no DFK for me here) I was let loose on her pussy with some serious side trips between the cheeks. Then I lay back and let Tracy do the work of providing a superior BJ finishing with a cim, something I had not allowed myself to have for sometime. Keeping things to the half hour again I was well satisfied with the choice and can fully vouch for this young lady's oral skills. Slow, well timed and with a spectacular finish. Again, the cialis worked exactly as it should.
Back on the floor I wanted a good rest before anything more was to happen. I did run into Nebula2010 and had a long talk about Artemis and mongering in general. Nebula gave me a high quality cigar to smoke as my birthday approached and perhaps unbeknownst to him a clue as to who would be my third and final session of the night.
I had had my eye on this young lady since I spotted her earlier in the evening. I had also spotted Nebula cuddling a bit with her. While I did not directly ask about her, it was hard not to ignore the fact that Nebula had spent some time with her. And for me this is the ultimate recommendation, when a monger repeats with a girl. So after MX had recharged my cash locker for a possible hour session, and I noticed the young lassie in question heading for the bar. I was off in hot pursuit determined not to lose out on this one.
We met at the far side of the bar and after some stilled get to know 'ya' talk off we went to the room. Shennon is in the lower send of her twenties, comes from Bulgaria and has a small teeny body I find hard to resist. She is also (at least with me) somewhat shy and I had the feeling, not that experienced. I quickly decided to do the full hour and from then on had no regrets, spending a thoroughly enjoyable hour in her company. As mentioned I found her a little under experienced but she was also gentle with me, cuddly and had enough skill to see that everything worked.
More or less.
The one slight snafu we hit illustrated to me that the effects cialis can indeed be over ridden by the all powerful mind of the neurotic monger. Towards the end of the session as I was fucking in a spectacular doggy, it occurred to me that this being my third session, finishing might be a problem. Almost immediately I lost my erection and despite the young ladies best efforts it was not coming back.
What the fuck?
Taking pity on her, while engaging in my pervy voyeuristic tendencies I asked that she give a masturbation show while I finished myself by hand. As I finished up with a less that capable erection and came all over my belly, my penis responded by becoming rock solid and staying that way for a full 5 minutes after the fireworks were over. As I say, what the fuck?
This little ending in no way took away from the session and in fact gave me further insight and respect for this drug. In short, I liked it and were I to recommend a performance enhancer to anyone, so far, cialis would be it. After this I spent some more time just hanging out and chatting with Shennon and again, as I say, I can fully understand what Nebula sees in her. She is a real sweet heart and I can only hope that over the next few months she does not become hardened as she gains experience in the business.
Coming down the stairs MX was waiting and claimed (though I can not be sure) that I was up their for a good long while more than the hour. In any case I paid the young lady €120, kissed her good bye and floated off in the locker rooms to change and meet MX at the front desk. The taxi ride home was fast and way better than my usual late night bus experience. We parted ways with a handshake and a promise to keep in touch through email and a possible meeting this coming January when MX will likely be coming through Berlin again.
As I stated at the beginning of this report-the universe does indeed work in mysterious ways. Much much gratitude to MX for his generosity, not just with his cash, but also with his spirit. I ask you, what better way is there to spend the first hours of your 53 spin around the sun than in the arms of a few of Artemis' finest? If there is a better way I am certainly willing to find it out next year.
Thanks for reading.
AM
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[QUOTE=Angus Magee;1206688]Indeed the universe works in mysterious ways. After Artemis' Birthday Bash, which was a success but hardly the sexual cornucopia one always hopes for at the Love Bahnhof, I thought it would be a while before I visited again. I ask you, what better way is there to spend the first hours of your 53 spin around the sun than in the arms of a few of Artemis' finest? If there is a better way I am certainly willing to find it out next year. AM[/QUOTE]Angus. Truly an epic description. And your pharma follies add an interesting twist to the importance of chemistry between a man and a woman.
First there was Tolstoy, now Magee. W(h)ore and Piece.
:cool:
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[QUOTE=Rocketboy0;1206710]First there was Tolstoy, now Magee. W(h)ore and Piece.[/QUOTE]I can only be happy that you did not go with Dostoyevsky-The Idiot. ;)
AM
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Weekly Update
I had the chance to visit the big A on both Wednesday and Friday nights this week. So, here's a little update:
It seems the club isn't too crowded with mongers these days, since it was quite manageable even in the peak hours of Friday night. Of course, this can (and will) change quite suddenly come the next big Messe. So, I highly recommend visiting sooner rather than later if you have the chance. (BTW, just to ease off any possible worries, there's no shortage of girls' attendance that I felt.)
I added a new skinny brunette called Necla (or Nejla) to my repertoire. Quite a fun and responsive girl, and most probably on my repeat list.
Let's end this post with a little anecdotal evidence of management's care into keeping the club "clean." In both my visits, I heard from my inside sources that a girl whom I won't name wasn't allowed to come in because of her yet-to-heal herpes on the lip. Take from it what you will.
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[QUOTE=Nebula2001;1206727]Let's end this post with a little anecdotal evidence of management's care into keeping the club "clean." In both my visits, I heard from my inside sources that a girl whom I won't name wasn't allowed to come in because of her yet-to-heal herpes on the lip. Take from it what you will.[/QUOTE]Given that herpes can be infectious even when there is no sign of an outbreak.
[url]http://www.avert.org/herpes.htm[/url]
Maybe they should ban the girl completely if they are really worried about her infecting customers?
I suspect that they also wouldn't let a girl in who had non-infectious facial problems, such as a black eye for example, or acne pustules.
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Notes from Underground
[QUOTE=Rocketboy0;1206710]First there was Tolstoy, now Magee. W(h)ore and Piece.[/QUOTE][QUOTE=Angus Magee]I can only be happy that you did not go with Dostoyevsky-The Idiot.[/QUOTE]Ah, you're too modest, Angus.
Despite possessing The Heart of a Dog (Bulgakov) and occasionally plumbing The Lower Depths (Gorky), your blog and writings here are no Diary of a Superfluous Man (Turgenev) nor even remotely suggestive of a Diary of a Madman (Gogol).
In fact, to some of us here, you're quite A Hero of Our Time (Lermontov).
With apologies to all...
VG
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First visit to Artemis
Hi Guys,
I'll soon be doing my first visit to Artemis, while visiting Berlin in the beginning of November. I've been a regular visitor to "nightclubs" in Prague and know this citys nightlife as my backpocket. However I've only been to Berlin once and I did not visit any clubs as it was strictly worktrip. It is also a worktrip this time, but I'll visit Berlin from Thursday. Sunday. That means that I've planned to visit Artemis Friday and Saturday evening / night. Why not Thursday? Well it is more of obvious reasons, work starts early Friday and I would like to be not like a zombie!
I have some questions to you guys:
- Which club do you recommend me to visit Thursday evening, in order to sample one girl? (except Artemis that is)
- In Artemis, do you remove all clothes, or do you still have underwear under your bathrobe? Sounds silly I know, but I just wondered?
- What about other items like watch or cell phones, do you carry them with you (I guess there are pockets in the bathrobe)?
- What are your best advice for a newbie to FKK in Germany?
Thanks in advance for all replies!
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Anyone going to Artemis on Monday night? May be catch up / drink etc.
I was there on Saturday night. Will post details later.