Montevideo

i was in montevideo last month and found things have changed much for the better. on a whim, i went to pykaros, a whiskeria downtown (convencion 1260) on a tuesday and wednesday night. now, mind you, i speak enough spanish to hold a conversation and the girls don't speak much english. it is around the corner from the baires club (san jose 872). i had good luck at baires last year, but nothing compared to this year at pykaros. they have a much better selection of girls now, about 30 or so in total, some of them 8's and 9's, many in their early 20's. there are both uruguayans and brazilians (black and otherwise) to be found here. drinks for guys cost about $5. they are a little more expensive for the women, but you don't have any pressure. most of the girls will not bother you unless you want them to. the girls are boarded above the club, so they are not all from montevideo.

hardly any of the women show up before 11 pm even though the club opens at 10 pm. the floor show starts at mn and includes dancers, a pseudo fuck scene with a guy and girl, and a real lesbian act where they are really going down on each other and enjoying themselves. all of the girls there are available, even the ones in the show. the short guy who is the master of ceremonies is cool and can help you out if you want something special (more on that later).

the first night, i took a liking to the first dancer that came out. a brunette, a bit thick in the legs, but all muscle. after her part of the show, i motioned her on over and we were doing the dirty dancing bit and dfk right there. she would stroke my cock once and while through my pants with her hand or her tight ass. after the show, i took her back to my hotel- $100 for the rest of the night until 7 or 8 in the morning. bbbj, dfk, daty, every position (she really knew how to do cowgirl with her huge labia minora wrapped around my cock), and finally bbbjtc. great time, but i was pooped so i let her go early and caught some zzz's.

the next night, i asked the master of ceremonies to introduce me to the lesbian act. no problem from the girl i was with the evening before. she was cool. the lesbians were very nice girls, early 20's, no kids, not a bit of cellulite on them, perky breasts. we sat around fondling each other until it was their turn for the show. after the show, we went back to my hotel. again it was $100 for each for the rest of the night. it was the best threesome of my life with absolutely fantastic double tongue bbbj. it was fun getting a bbbj from one while watching the other orally satisfy the other girl. i finished doing one of them doggie with them in 69 (what a view). during my pounding away before i came, my cock came out of her tight pussy and i banged it against her pubic bone, but slid it back in and finished. after i completely unloaded, i pulled out only to discover that not only the condom had broken, but i had a small tear in the head of my cock and was bleeding. holy shit. i washed off quickly with soap and water and she douched. she was totally cool about it however. she had morning after pills for just such an occasion. hopefully i won't have a child in 9 months i know nothing about! needless to say, i wasn't up for a second round even though they were!

my conclusion is that uruguay is a great place to go for some inexpensive fun with some very hot women. you just have to know where to go.

Hello Guys,

I have been following the forum for a couple of months now and think I have a pretty good idea of the situation. I will be travelling around South America soon and will be in Montevideo at the beginning of October. I can probably only visit one or two places due to other commitments and wonder where you guys would go if you only had one night in MV. Which is your favourite club/girl? I will be travelling north aftewards and therefore don't want to spend too much - US$70 tops.

Hodges

Hodges,

Pykaros is the best place to go if you only have one place to go. The place, however, does not get busy until after 11:30 PM or 12AM. Keep in mind that even the dancers are avail so do not be shy about getting them. Spanish is needed as a majority of the girls does not speak English. Good Luck and have fun!

Cal

Hodges,

For Pykaros, if you mention the "elephant show" to the hefe or the English speaking male waiter, you suppose to get a discount round of beer. Tell them you got it from WSG!

The girls there are nice but be aware that the girls are masters at covering extra body weight. So make sure you check them out thoroughly!

Cal

Calicula,

Thanks for the message. I will be in Montevideo in a few day time and have already scheduled a visit to Pykaros. But what is the address? What is the going rate in Pykaros?

Are any other guys going to be in Montevideo and fancy meeting up? Post back.

Hodges

Just ask any taxi driver - " Connoce Usted Pykaros?" If the answer is "si" then you are on your way. Really it is at Convencion 1260. Just do not get there before 11:30PM.

Cal

Hi Guys,

Went to Pykaros on Monday night. Very busy with a shipload of English sailors in town. About twenty girls, none of them stunners but a few okay ones. The best left soon after I got there and so I chose Tatiana from Montevideo. Quite pretty with a nice smile and good figure. She quoted me 1400 pesos for an hour. I said 800 and the hotel (155) which she accepted. Perhaps I could have got the price down a bit more. An enthusiastic CBJ and pretty good in general. A nice girl. Speaks no English and so could not negotiate services.

Hodges

Hodges,

Did you mention the elephant show to the jefe and get you free beer?

Cal

Calicula,

Sorry, I forgot that part in my post. I mentioned it to an english speaking waiter who wanders around the club. He mentioned it to three of the bar staff. None of them knew what I was talking about and so no, I did not get a free beer. Perhaps it was just me.
Maybe he was worried that I was with the group of sailors and that they would all demand a free beer.

Hodges

Hodges,

I will have to stop by the next time I am in the area to see what is the new deal. Glad that you had a good time there. And yes,..I remember Tatiana even though I did not partake with her (;-)

Cal

Hi to you all.

I've met the Forum by chance. I´ve been reading the posts (and previous posts) for a pair of weeks. I found a lot of interesting information about places like Buenos Aires, Rio de Janeiro, San Pablo and Uruguay. So I want to make my little contribution to de Forum.

I´m a local, and English is not my first lenguage. Sorry If a made some mistakes.

About Uruguay: most of the information posted is correct, the nightlife here is not like in Buenos Aires. But sometimes you can have some fun If you Know where to go and you are lucky enough.

In previous posts they have talked about Clubs like Pikaros, Baires, Bicos, Moustage; comfotable houses like Star Bene and First Class: massage places, etc. but nothing about finding girls in Internet , so my first contibution to find some girls are this web lynks,

http://www.urusexo.com
http://urusexy.xxx.com
http://www.gatas.xxx.com
http://www.uruguaysensual.xxx.com

I hope this would be of some help for one of you.

Hey Guys,

I went to Montevideo a year ago and if you just walk around the main street 18 De Octubre there are guys out there that will give you a small flyer. You go to the address and there are usually about 10 girls there around 6-9s. Very friendly. The rates should be cheaper now since the economy has gotten worse.

Be safe!

Hi again,

This is another shot of the same girl.

Bye

Hello all,

I travel to Uruguay once or twice a year on business. I normally try to make sure I get some free time in Montevideo, to get some action.

Here's a rundown on what I found, some of this repeats what others say, so I'll keep that brief.

- Clubs. There are few clubs around 18 july, the main street. I have been to one once, with a collegue, but it's not really my thing, so I left him to it. He seemed happy with the girl he got, and I remember the beer was about the same as a regular place, so there doesn't seem to be any reason not to check them out.

- Hotels. I stayed in a place near the center. having ditched the club, I decided to take pot luck and asked the concierge to call a girl for me. I really didn't know if he would do that, but he did, and an hour later she turned up.

Quite a pretty little readhead, nice body, friendly and relaxed. She stayed for about an hour, as it was pretty late after a long day and I wasn't interested in a long session. Time wasn't an issue though. Cost about $60, if I remember correctly, plus another $10 to the doorman (volantarily given!).

- Massage parlours. These are small places dotted around the center, which you can find either by taking the little cards being given out on 18 July, or in the paper. They might sound a little coy - I am always a little aprehensive when I'm told it is $xxx for a 'massage', as this often means when you've paid, and get to the room, you find out you've ordered a shoulder rub, and have to either pay up for any extras, or worse still, that's as far as you get! Anyway, this isn't the case - you are paying for sex.

I quite like this option. It has a certain sleaziness about it which I like. You get a choice of girls - they will come in one by one, introduce themselves with a peck on the cheek, and afterwards the madam will come back and ask you who you've chosen. If you don't want any of them, there is no problem to say 'thanks, I'll come back'.

Anyway, my best experience of this was last year. I picked a girl who was about 30 or so, a little bit fat but wearing tight leather shorts. We got to the (tiny) room, and she stripped off and started giving me oral. The cost I think was around $30.

She then offered me some extras - kissing on the mouth, the tits or the pussy, each of which would cost an extra 50 pesos (about $4?). I went for the mouth and the pussy (not sure why I didn't go for them all), and turned it from a fuck into a pretty good session. Nice 69, and a good fuck with kissing.

Not for eveyone, I'm sure, but like I said, I like some sleaze!

For sure in future, I'll be sticking to that route. There are enough places around to keep me happy for 3 or 4 days!

Montevideo, late summer

Montevideo in April is a nice city. The European touch, the gentle people that play by the rules, and in April, the last part of the summer, warm beaches, sexy dressed ladies and good prices.

A recent week in this usually nice but boring place showed a few news: a new brothel/whiskeria, called Sensaciones in Tacxuarembo St. 1520 tel 4025814 (this 1 block north of the main drag 18 de Julio), has at least 10 girls, in sexy oufits, ranging from 6 to 8´s in the early-late 20’s with nice attitudes.
There is a regular round of pecks in the cheek and you have to be ready with your pen and pencil to jot down your preferences (I had problems to remember and decide, and asked for a play-off)The price for 45 minutes is a complex scale and menu of optional made for the locals:
oral and anal plus vagina --US$5,
kisses in the tits –US$ 1.5
kisses in the mouth ---US$ 2
Etc., etc.

Something ridiculous provided the quality of the girls. I choose Laura, and asked her to price me everything, but please don´t ask me to check options in the middle of the session. That was a grand total of US$ 13 so I found it very reasonable. She gave an unhurried well done sex (always covered, but I didn´t asked to change that) with a total GFE. I repeat with her next day, remembering the old dictum that repeated sessions improve the experience, and was even nicer. She offered to go to my hotel for US$33 for a few hours in the day. Definitely a nice way to spend an evening. The managers speak broken, but useful English.

On Sunday, usually a boooring day in any small city, a friend told me to try Lido in 18 de Julio and Rio Negro. Is a mid level dancing place that in Tuesdays and Sundays have a “noche de solos y solas” (lonely hearts night) beginning near midnight. A lot of free lancers, but of course the quality is very variable, mainly in the late 30`s and 40`s. I stayed one hour drinking a US$ 2 good scotch, and targeted a nice lady, but didn´t dare to ask her to dance. I think that it can be a good idea to give this a try, especially if you are looking for a mid term relationship.

Finally on my way home I found a petite SW in 18 de Julio and Paraguay. She was in a scaring crowd of SW, but I liked her eyes, and asked her to stand out of the group. She was Andrea, a 30 y.o. mother, asking US$5 for half an hour. I offered her 10 for any time, and we went to a Hotel Transitorio, called El Recuerdo in Canelones St. Very similar to Alberges in Buenos Aires, clean, aircon, Tv, etc for US$5 the 2 hour session. Sex was excellent, I recommend Andrea as the MVP in the Montevideo market, she made all her best to please, and had 2 or 3 real orgasms some with the tool, some with my hand. She really likes to take it hard. She can be contacted by email (very little English, though), just PM me and I'll send it to you. She is available from 9 pm and do all-nigthers for US 20 (600 pesos).

The city has beautiful river beaches, nice cheap food, and I felt always perfectly safe, all the girls, the waiters, the mamasans, the cabbies, play by the rules, use price tables and try to give something for your money. I discovered more choices, good and cheap, than the well known Downtown Clubs. In this respect, I found Pykaros packed with Brit sailors, but with the "club atmosphere" like Madahos or Blacks in Buenos Aires. Prices are US 30-50 for two hours, and the usual team of 30-40 nice (not stunning) girls.

Bicos is a few feet away, but miles away in terms of quality (prices are slightly more expensive), and Moustache is clearly a rip-off, even though the lay-out and girls are not so bad. The night I was there there were 100 people in Pykaros, 20 in Bicos and 3-4 in Moustache. The invisible hand of the market is working there!!!

Uruguayan girls lack the glamour of Portenhas, no boob jobs, some imperfect teeth, not so intensive Gym muscles, but in a closer look, they are really similar in terms of type. This is valid for the club girls and for the regular next door girls. As we are discusiing in PM with Mate Oriental, Uruguayn girls tend to have higher education, live with their parents, and have a better safety net in terms of health, child care and affective support. They are not so prone to "give everything" in a relationship, because they have their own personal and family life. That goes against a full GFE with a stranger, but when you have the time and the opportunity to link with them, you may have a pleasant surprise.