It's possible to have sex with a prostitute in Pyongyang
I'm very pleased to be the first to verify that you can in fact have sex with a prostitute in North Korea, although Intransit is also disappointed that this report is not based on personal experience.
Intransit visited the DPRK last weekend. One of our evening activities was a stop at the Yanggokdo Hotel, probably the capital's finest accommodation. Located on an island in the middle of the city, the hotel is off-limits to all North Koreans except the hotel's employees, tourist guides, and the highest level of government officials. Among its imperialist delights are a driving range, where golfers hit balls directly into the river; a casino; and a "health center."
The Health Center offers two services on a menu that includes English. One is "rubdown with a damp towel" US$8 (or perhaps Euros) and "full service" for US$150 (again, perhaps it's Euros, which is the DPRK's baseline foreign currency). Full service is explained as "fucking."
Had Intransit know this in advance, he would have made a beeline for the venue upon arrival. Another member of our group apparently did. But wait, it's not what you think. It is indeed fucking, but the Health Center's sex workers are all imported from China. So for those of you looking to be pussy pioneers and bang a North Korean, you are probably better off, for now, doing so in Dandong on the Chinese side of the border. But for those who want to claim they got laid in the world's last Stalinist state, it can indeed be done.