Sauna Reviews

Rio

Rio is probably still the most spacious and elegant major sauna in Macau. It is the road less traveled simply because it is overpriced in every way, I say this with affection and pride.

2nd visit to Rio on my own, color seems to have changed a bit, but décor basically remained plainly stylish. Facility is still the best. Squeeze the tube to get the soap.

Back-wash girls are Thais who speak perfect Cantonese. Amazing. Nothing comes off with basic $200 wash, I tried. Some touching. More interactive programs at 200 HJ and 600 FS, negotiable. At the end of the wash she will rub some kind of lotion on your groin area, worth a try. I did not feel it until in the lounge, warm and tingling sensation gets you ready to go, surprisingly pleasant, very nice.

Indonesian staff at the lounge, not as cute and flirty as Fortuna. Staff patron ratio feels like 10-1. Complementary food and drink sucked weed, was expecting generous servings and quality, not even close.

No line up at this joint. Everyone sit around wait for manager to whisper ‘showtime’ every half hour. Every punter fat and thin in funny purple pajamas herding down the end of the hall, showtime indeed. About 40-50 girls pack the small orangish lit room shoulder to shoulder, completely covering 3 of the 4 walls. I think there were music, don’t remember. 100 sets of eyeballs staring at you, smiling at you, putting pressure on you. Alright, it’s 50 sets, feels like 100. There were 6 or 7 of us in the middle of the room, 2 managers ready to take our order.

Here is the breakdown, the girls in see-through night gowns are average height and looks, 1670 all inclusive. Gold mini skirt girls are short and sweet, not sure how much. Girls in white pants, (Stars), wearing a colorful shirt with bow-tie at the belly are tall and full chested all looking radiant, 1970 all inclusive. Perusing down the line, 3 viet, 3 eastern European, 1 latin, 2 black girls at the end of the line. I had no idea who to pick at this point.

After 5 mins of poking and prodding, the girls on the left started walking to the left one by one, like soldiers in a troop, then the rest followed. Basically they have rotated one wall over to the left, now they’re behind me, like flipping a page in a catalog.

The girls in the dresses were all 6-7. Every mini skirt girls were cute as a button, I stepped up stick my neck out took a closer look at one, she smiled and laughed at me like what the hell are you looking at. Damn, all of them are cuter than the next, what was I gonna do? Damn, they’re all waiting for me.

Took one last look around the room, Hat Trick thought about throwing in his hat and finally try an EE at Rio, then Hat Trick saw a cluster of 3 girls with the cutest angel face he’d ever seen smiling at him, that’s when Hat Trick realized he is still a Chinese at heart.

But it was impossible to find any reason to choose one over the other among the three, no matter how hard I focus. What should I do? Like a zombie I lift my arm pointing my finger and mumbled “her, 831”, no idea why. She steps out of the line, followed us (manager) out of the room, I told her she is taller me, she said it’s the platform shoes and disappeared into another room. Manager showed me a room, I asked for a bigger room and got a slightly bigger room nicely tucked inside. Another manager saw us and said “diew (shit), I was gonna get that room” You snooze you lose. The guy then said you picked a Star, 1970, 60 mins, have fun, then left.

She is about 5’9, forgot her name, cute face, great boobs (see pic). She walks in, immediately grabbed some towels and started filling the tub and told me to disrobe. Then alarm bell rang in my head. I don’t think any decent experienced monger comes to a Macau sauna just to get the routine service step by step anymore, it feels like shooting fish in a barrel, and you’re the fish, complete waste of money.

I like to get to know the girl, GFE perhaps, so after the soapy body slide, we move to the bed. I said, you relax, let me give you some service for a change. She happily obliged. We talked while my hands roamed her boobs and fingered her twat. I guessed she is from Harbin by her looks, she said good guess. She joked she is a half breed, I said which half? She said her father is Chinese, and her mother is Chinese too and busted out laughing. I then made a deal to tell her where I am from, then she would tell the truth about her. I told her I live in the US and she said she is still from Harbin, then I started choking her for not keeping her end of the deal. She finally confessed she is from a small town near Gansu border, 19 years old. I choked her again, she busted out laughing again.

We heard the ice melt in the cup, she told me she wanted me to give her head with the ice, I said sure. After getting so many head, I knew the trick is not to swallow. I put a towel under her leg and went at it for about 10 mins, spitting everything out on the towel. She asked what if she falls in love with me. I then rinsed my mouth with warm water and told her then I had to kill her. She wanted me inside her, I said not so fast, I fingered her some more and played with her boob some more, so nice. She finally got up and blew me for like 5 mins. 18 more mins on the clock, I passed missionary, did doggy, got under her did some cowgirl, then did 10 mins with her lying on her belly. Finished with her legs completely enclosed, intense, very nice.

Still can feel her boobs back at the lounge, god damn cialis, had to order another drink before can safely head to the shower. Manager whispers “showtime” in my ear, okay, got it. Waited until coast is clear, quietly headed to the shower. Total damage 2179 hkd.

Hat Trick

Hi. I'm headed back to Macau after a slow travel year and I am going to be able to get one sauna night in.

I think I'm a bit different than many here. I am not as much concerned with the quality of the lineup etc. I genuinely like the sauna aspects. I actually use the pools, do the foot massage ect in addition to the sex.

I've been to many of the big names but am a fan of the Rio. Mainly due to the quality of the facility + I love the "thigh" massage as a prelude to the main event. Unfortunatley the Rio is a bit spendy.

Do you guys have some suggestions of where to get some good quality add on like the rio thigh massage on top of the sex for a lower cost?

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MassPilot27,

God bless you bro. Macau caters to your kind, a meat and potato guy, one who doesn’t forget his roots.

Macau is quickly becoming a novelty item no matter how hard it tries to transform itself: wash girls, interactive saunas, pole dancing, etc. With family mega resorts in the works, its heydays seem to be outnumbered.

However with gentlemen like you who has no desire searching through the cracks for the thrill of the hunt elsewhere in the Delta region, I think she is still breathing.

With that said, try Excellent sauna in Grand Emperor hotel. For add-ons, I recommend the milk or honey body wash by the wash girl, wash and bake, keep your skin nice and supple for a couple of days. Also try the BODY service: That young courteous manager looked high and low and singled out a legal double D cup (fake), rubbed milk all over my body (again) with those oversized melons, 10 mins back, 15 mins front, nude. She offered double fly, next time definitely.

Incidentally, most Macau saunas offer the ‘thigh’ massage, or groin massage, or Bao Jian (health maintenance) massage. Some use ointments, some do not, invariably they increase blood circulation to the penis and reduce healing time between pops, or more intense pops, allows you to go again after the massage. Not all masseuse can perform this well, the trick is finding the right pressure points and release the pressure, relax them. The ones done inside a massage room are better than the ones in the lounge.

I’m a fan of these teasers myself, Excellent Sauna has a small menu of add-ons, I think they also have a milk bath show like in Rio, can’t remember. Nice scenery on the 27th floor overlooking half of Macau.

Price wise, all services mentioned here are about 200 or less. It’s a new player in the upper echelon of saunas and KTVs.

Macau is like a liberal arts college, Hong Kong a junior college, any senior member with any useful info all have graduated off doing advanced studies across China’s many fine institutions, no time to tutor freshmen on calculus based stuff anymore. *sniff*

HT

As others have reported, 18 Sauna has an excellent lineup of 40 to 50 girls. A nice mix, from various Asian countries and a few blonds thrown into the mix. As good a lineup as I have seen anywhere. With so much already reported, I must say that I don't have a lot of new info to pass on. They are located in the Golden Dragon hotel, which is home to a KTV and the Crazy Happy show. The KTV (On another floor) also has a great selection, but pricy at HK$1,800 and more if you want the girl to go back with you to your room.

18 Sauna is a standard sauna routine for the most part. You go in, lock your stuff up in the lockers assisted by a guy (why they don't use girls for this is a mystery to me), take a shower and proceed to the "show" when you hear the music. They have 5 dancers up on a 2nd level balcony/stage visible from the ground level, and the dancers go from various stages of dress and end up fully nude. Very nice view and warmup.

The parade of 40 to 50 girls come out and they have a very solid lineup. I chose #602, if memory serves me right. Attractive, but not stunningly so. About a 7. Several others in the lineup had my attention, but as I reached her spot at the end of the long line, she just started flirting with me and got me interested.

Make your selection to the guy taking down the numbers, like a waiter, and proceed to get your boxers and robe. Continue on and the girl meets you and takes you to the room. Decent room, but not great.

The girl who flirted with me, I think she said her name was Amy and that she is Vietnamese. I normally like naturals up top, but her enhanced rack came in quite handy during the body to body soapy slide. In the room, we showered, had the soapy slide, dried off, had a brief massage and then down to business. A nice bj (no teeth! Not her, her technique ;) ), several positions and I left the facilities a very happy man. Definitely a very good PSE and enough of a GFE that I would recommend her. Of course, YMMV as there's always chemistry involved.

I also had a stunning girl (Chinese I believe), which I'm sorry to say, I have no number or name to report. I was leaving within a few hours for my flight, and explained my situation at the Sauna, and I was able to zip through my session without any issues. I skipped the formalities and got straight to the good stuff. Very hot lady, but unfortunately I can't give a good or fair report on that one.

Peace,
AT2

The Lisboa girls have dwindled in numbers. About 15 girls in the Coffee shop area and very agressive in pursuing their targets. Not shy about grabbing on to a potential customer and offering their services. Business must be tough right now.

I tried the Lisboa Sauna, since I had not seen any reports and TOFT. There was no selection process and did not ask for one. Basic Sauna routine, with the shower and locker procedures par for the course. I was assigned Sheila (about a 6 on a 10 point scale) a Malay girl and received a decent oil massage. I believe the cost was either HK$250 or HK$350 for the massage. Sheila wanted HK$2k for her services and of course I turned her offer down. She quickly came back with a HK$1k offer, which was still too high, so I had to decline. Can't recommend this place, although in fairness to her, maybe she could have delivered the goods.

With more attractive options at the Race Track and so many good Sauna's around, can't recommend the Lisboa Sauna, even if you are staying there.

AT2

AsiaTraveler2:

How much did it cost you at 18 Sauna?

Thanks

[QUOTE=Peter Den]AsiaTraveler2:

How much did it cost you at 18 Sauna?

Thanks[/QUOTE]Peter Pan

I was at sauna 18 2 weeks ago.

The cost is 1500 mop, higher for model 1850 mop.

Included one hr FS and use of the sauna.

You can order drink and food and stay overnight.

They have a sleeping area.

I was there when they have a pool party around 6.pm.

There are only 4 guys chasing around 30 girls.

If you are in Hong kong you can get a package at Shun tak ferry bld that included round trip turbo jet to Macau and back .

Fast eddie 48

Can anyone confirm this?

[QUOTE=Hat Trick]I think Familia Noble SAUNA is closed.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Peter Den]AsiaTraveler2:

How much did it cost you at 18 Sauna?

Thanks[/QUOTE]

Peter,

I believe it was something like HK$1,580. I did not buy the package as my plans were being made on the run. I walked in. The lineup was as strong as any that I have seen, and that includes BKK.

AT2

Big Boss was a big disappointment.

Based upon some of the reviews here and my desire to save a few bucks, I gave Big Boss a try.

Big Boss was okay, but I now believe that the extra HK$500 for Sauna 18 is worth every penny.

It started off nice. The view during the elevator ride to the 22nd floor was beautiful and the greetings were warm and enthusiastic.

Like Sauna 18, you are then ushered into a locker room where a young-but-not-gorgeous woman helps you put away your clothes and tells you how handsome you are while rubbing you to squeeze a tip out of you.

You are then shown to the shower area to wash up. At Sauna 18, a young woman sits you in a gynecological chair and gives you a relaxing and sexy wash job. Frankly, I enjoyed the pampering at Sauna 18 and was disappointed Big Boss didn’t do it that way.

After showering, you are given your choice of a steam room, a dry sauna, or three whirlpool tubs. You can relax in any or all of them as long as you like.

After you are done, you are escorted to a changing area where another young-but-not-so-beautiful woman helps you get dressed into what felt like pajamas to me. She, of course, is looking for a tip too but I just ignored them and you should too.

Next is the lounge area where you can enjoy free drinks (no alcohol), free cigarettes, and free food. There are 5-6 TV screens and very comfortable lounge chairs too. There are additional services you can buy like pedicures and ear cleaning. This is a very relaxing area.

Unlike Sauna 18 where loud disco music signals the arrival of the fishbowl lineup, you tell one of the staff that you are ready to check out the women. In 5 minutes, about 10 women showed up for my personal review.

I was very disappointed. At Sauna 18, I had a very difficult time deciding which woman to bang because there were so many gorgeous women to choose from. At Big Boss, I had to look very hard to figure out which one was the most desirable out of a mediocre lot. I would say that all of them were 6’s and 7’s. At Sauna 18, I would have said all the women were 8’s, 9’s, and 10’s.

After picking my bang for the night, we went into a very nice room. My choice was very young and very inexperienced. That isn’t necessarily bad, but all she did was complain about having a sore pussy after 15-20 minutes of screwing and admonishing me not to blow my wad into her mouth or hair. She was a big disappointment and I suspect she won’t be in the business for a long time.

I ate my fill of food, relaxed in a very comfortable atmosphere, and blew a wad...but I walked away very disappointed.

Back to Sauna 18 for me!

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Thanks for the Big Boss Sauna report. In here I have recently read more good reports about Boss Sauna. You mentioned you read about Big Boss Sauna reports. Big Boss Sauna and Boss Sauna are not the same. Hope you have not gone to Big Boss Sauna instead of Boss Sauna after reading Boss Sauna reports.

Thank you for catching my mistake. I was indeed at Boss Sauna.

[QUOTE=AsiaTraveler2]The Lisboa girls have dwindled in numbers. About 15 girls in the Coffee shop area and very agressive in pursuing their targets. Not shy about grabbing on to a potential customer and offering their services. Business must be tough right now.

I tried the Lisboa Sauna, since I had not seen any reports and TOFT. There was no selection process and did not ask for one. Basic Sauna routine, with the shower and locker procedures par for the course. I was assigned Sheila (about a 6 on a 10 point scale) a Malay girl and received a decent oil massage. I believe the cost was either HK$250 or HK$350 for the massage. Sheila wanted HK$2k for her services and of course I turned her offer down. She quickly came back with a HK$1k offer, which was still too high, so I had to decline. Can't recommend this place, although in fairness to her, maybe she could have delivered the goods.

With more attractive options at the Race Track and so many good Sauna's around, can't recommend the Lisboa Sauna, even if you are staying there.

AT2[/QUOTE]Just add some my personal thoughts about the Lisboa Sauna, I choise the oil massage at 450hkd. It was a Malay girl with a very nice bod however at 1000hk for FS, I declined, I offered her 400 and she declined so we settled on a 200HKD HJ with roamimg. The last time I was there, I had a Thai girl that gave a gread oil massage and FS for 400hkd. I noticed that she was working when we returned from the dungeon, lol. Oh well, maybe next time cause for 850hkd total in Macau is not a bad deal. Stayed overnight too however their kitchen was closed and now only offered instant noodles.

PC out