Rio de Janeiro Reports

[QUOTE=Hughdad]Ibis is in Centro Rio (2 locations) and is US $80 or $85 / night. Not quite same level as Sheraton, but new, clean and convenient locations. Free internet and girl friendly. But I have to say that the $350/night US room with indoor courtyard view that my old company paid for at JW Marriott in the past was not much bigger than the room at Ibis. I was also a 5 minute walk away from Bel Prazer and had great morning sessions there for either R$80 (40 minutes) or R$100 (1 hour) with several very attractive and eager ladies. That's $44 or $55 US. Not exactly budget busting.[/QUOTE]The Ibis duo in Centro is good (while it's still new at least). Biggest problem in Rio is not cost of hotels, but the fact that so many are old, worn-out and tired. Ibis has sound-blocking windows, you can actually sleep. They charge for internet in room though, and want an additional 50% room tariff if you want to stay after noon and until 6pm. Can walk to the one near Santos Dumont from airport. For girls visiting -- No problem. Desk calls up to announce "Ms. ____ is here." Nice professional touch.

[quote=zingadoon]the ibis duo in centro is good (while it's still new at least). biggest problem in rio is not cost of hotels, but the fact that so many are old, worn-out and tired. ibis has sound-blocking windows, you can actually sleep. they charge for internet in room though, and want an additional 50% room tariff if you want to stay after noon and until 6pm. can walk to the one near santos dumont from airport. for girls visiting -- no problem. desk calls up to announce "ms. ____ is here." nice professional touch.[/quote]they will give you as many free 1 hour internet cards for the lobby as you ask for. also, i have discovered that if i log on downstairs in the lobby using one, i can then go up in my room and use for free unlimited by grabbing that floor's network. at least on my laptop. otherwise i think r$10 per night, high speed. as an accor member i get late check-outs to 2 pm (or sometimes 3 depending how busy they are) for free. reasonable they want $ if you want to stay an extra 6 or 7 hours after check-out as they to make special accomodations for room cleaning crews, etc. pretty liberal free loyalty program to earn free rooms too.

recently met with the guys running the ibis chain at a business conference in natal. they will be building all over brasil (especially ne). in fact, you will be seeing major new hotel development (and renovations) all around rio (and throughout brasil.) the government is even involved with financing programs.

[QUOTE=Prosal]Cyndi Lauper said it best "Girls just want to have fun". So do I. [/QUOTE]And to think, all this time I have been following the useful advice of the smart and well-traveled guys here. When, according to you, I should have been practicing the Cyndi Lauper Method of Mongering. I should have seen the signs myself "Daddy dear you're still number 1, but girls just want to have fun. "As if she was singing directly to me. Such a simple approach, thank you for this.

[QUOTE=Prosal]Time and time again I have discovered that when it comes to party, "more money = more fun= more girls". [/QUOTE]Prosal's Mongering Math Made Easy! This one confuses me (and probably others here) as we have been able to have lots of fun for less money. Our equation looks like this: Prosal's 'Flash the Cash' Mongering Budget (divided by) 20 (add in) some common sense and real personality (subtract) pretentious bullshit = Pure Paradise.

[QUOTE=Prosal]This doesn't mean spending money on girls automatically gets you laid[/QUOTE]It does if you are dealing with GDPs. Automatic. Guaranteed.

[QUOTE=Prosal]And it certainly doesn't mean you should throw money around. [/QUOTE]Stop the presses! WTF, Are you running a fever?! Does this mean you won't be name-dropping your designer label clothes in this forum again? (And by the way, I have found that throwing money around attracts the wrong type of chicks and they come to expect it. Especially drunk barflies. And when the $ dry up, they fly away. But using influence to get a lady into a special event, and keeping them laughing and happy, really seals the deal. Doesn't cost a $.)

[QUOTE=Prosal]And I monger in areas here you wouldn't dare to venture, you coward. [/QUOTE]Why venture anywhere when I am amazingly happy where I am with the great life I have built for myself. I do not have to hop on planes, trains and automobiles and haul my ass half way around the freezing world flashing cash to get a sniff of some tail (and not even guaranteed tail at that.) Nothing cowardly about it. Just what works for me. And I don't have to spend all that money you throw into your travel and hotel expenses, not to mention your big swinging dick bar tabs. And why the f' would someone have to venture into far-off dangerous places to get laid? Who am I, James F'ing Bond? I am not looking to be awarded with a f'ing purple heart. I am looking for something more in the shade of pink. And my offer to buy you a beer in Brazil still stands, if you ever actually come back to Brazil. We can discuss your coward comment in-depth at that time. I look forward to meeting you then.

So we all get it, you are the bonafide Mack Daddy of FSU pussy. And if we did not realize that, you graciously supplied us a link to that nice story one of your friends wrote that said you had a great 18 y/o there with great tits. So, it all must be true. All Hail Prosal, Mack Daddy of Drunken Cossack ****. There, I gave you your props. We just can't figure out why you need to boast here, in a Brazilian forum, about your exploits half a world away. Are we all supposed to pack up and come a'visiting? To quote your mongering goddess, Cyndi Lauper, we have told you to stop posting FSU shit here "Time After Time. "

As for your comment about not being rich, but at least you are rich in girl stories. All I have to say is aim higher Prosal. Don't you know you can have it all. You can be BOTH rich and have a great time with the ladies. I think you have it in you. I really do. Seriously. I am not joking about that. Do me proud, son.

[QUOTE=SlimHoleDrill]Personally, I like to suck their toes. Nobody else goes there. No, they don't smoke out their asses -- they only do that in Thailand.

I choose smoke and booze smell over shit every time. But that is just me.

But I am wondering how you check it out first. I used to know a guy who would sneak his finger down to the pussy and then discretely bring it back for a sniff before committing to go there. Do you check it out that way or just head south and if it is too nasty bail out? That could get embarrassing -- Whoa babe, that stinks, ain't going there!! That could make her feel, I don't know, ashamed.

LOL.

BTW, I don't think you can compare the hygiene of, say, L'uomo girls where they come out showered, clean as a whistle, smelling like a rose in their little robes, with say, 22 or VM where they haven't had a bath all day. Now, sometimes, I like the reality of these places, but I'm not going down on their asses. But you go ahead, please. Maybe if you clean it up a little it won't smell so bad when some of the rest of us get there. LOL.[/QUOTE]

Ha, thanks for your honesty. I don't do that here, cause they don't keep feet really clean and don't wear proper shoes even in the dirty streets. In Japan I do it because they don't wear flip flops and get crap under their nails like Latinas, and also because they cane me mercilessly until I do what they want. Japanese girls even have socks with a special toe like the thumb on a glove, so they are usually immaculate.

Yes, I head south and if I smell anything, I bail. Except once, I have never smelt shit, sweat or anything but essence da buceta. I almost only go with girls who are mid-twenties, well kempt, and have very good facial complexions. It tells me that they take care of themselves, else they would have gone downhill already. Younger girls can be nasty. Last night at VM there was a young one up on a table at the U-turn flapping her pussy lips like wings and all the nasty ass Brasileros were sticking their fingers in there. Nice looking girl though, but no sense and she won't be around the biz long, probably.

I don't have any problem with the smoke, really. I'm frankly pissed to come back to Rio and see that the whole place is smoke-free. It's like the airport in Vegas going smoke free, practically everyone seems to smoke in both of these cities, so what in the hell are they thinking?

The girls at 22 come out showered. At least when I've been there. Regarding shame, I don't think the girls in the low end places have any concept of self-worth in order to have shame. Else they wouldnt spend 6 or 7 days a week being groped by nasty low class Brasileros who don't even intend to session, then once in a while being fucked by the old saggy balls guys that actually have money to spend. I doubt they earn much. We have noticed that the girls at 22 think we are just like the Brasileros and won't session..haha. If they would show a little love, I'd probably session three of them every time I walk in. I guess they didn't get the memo that gringo=$$$. I came to town with a good budget, and am just looking for worthy garotas to spend it on...maybe after the weekend.

Yes, I'll make sure the cus are clean for you guys when you get there. ;) Teamwork, ISG style. It just goes to show that one can stay at the Marriot and eat caviar at Marius, and still be bottom feeding...LOL.

[quote=hughdad]they will give you as many free 1 hour internet cards for the lobby as you ask for. also, i have discovered that if i log on downstairs in the lobby using one, i can then go up in my room and use for free unlimited by grabbing that floor's network. at least on my laptop. otherwise i think r$10 per night, high speed. as an accor member i get late check-outs to 2 pm (or sometimes 3 depending how busy they are) for free. reasonable they want $ if you want to stay an extra 6 or 7 hours after check-out as they to make special accomodations for room cleaning crews, etc. pretty liberal free loyalty program to earn free rooms too.

recently met with the guys running the ibis chain at a business conference in natal. they will be building all over brasil (especially ne). in fact, you will be seeing major new hotel development (and renovations) all around rio (and throughout brasil.) the government is even involved with financing programs.[/quote]a positive and much-needed development. (there's actually a new branded hotel under construction next door to the 'airport ibis' in centro.) so many places in brazil suffer from lack of tourist infrastructure. cabo frio for one could benefit with a new hotel. ibis in other cities -- belo horizonte -- will remind you of hotels out by the interstate interchange in flyover country. but, in rio they're good, even with the 12 reales in-room internet. will try your tip for next time. for whatever reason, maybe on account of their business clientele, ibis is the most girl-friendly place in town.

[QUOTE=Exec Talent]Is this what one has to look forward to once one gets to be an old fart? I don't think after he has seen her "dance" he is going to care all that much![/QUOTE]

I am a 42 y.o old fart, who is a good friend of Bia outside her workplace...Our esteemed colleague had a thing for redhair...not for dancing skills....so I tried to clarify....I personally do not care if she is natural or dyed...I date her cousin so she is off limits anyway ( A pity but you can´t have them all)

[QUOTE=July Gan]A pity but you can´t have them all[/QUOTE]
Sad, but true. Twat a shame!

[quote=hughdad]they will give you as many free 1 hour internet cards for the lobby as you ask for. also, i have discovered that if i log on downstairs in the lobby using one, i can then go up in my room and use for free unlimited by grabbing that floor's network. at least on my laptop. otherwise i think r$10 per night, high speed. [/quote]how fast is the high speed internet: really fast or just faster than dialup? is it much faster than other hotels you think?

[quote=ayyyypapi]how fast is the high speed internet: really fast or just faster than dialup? is it much faster than other hotels you think?[/quote]my complete white paper and analysis on broadband speeds at all rio hotels will be published soon.

Puta, there is massive bacteria in the anus why would you ingest this? Have you ever heard of the fecal matter getting in the blood stream and going to the brain. You can die dude.

Hello again. Another trip report. This is about Sunday

As expected, mongering in Centro and VM on Sunday was incredibly boring. But Copa would have been too for someone like me who likes to fuck them where I find them. Anyway, I walked all around Centro and North Centro looking for something, anything...but found nothing after going through most of the list. At 8:30 I decided it was time to take decisive action, else I would have gone a day in Rio without at least one really good session, which is sacrilege. My options were either VM or termas, and the sex in VM is bare basics, so I decided to head for Luomo. I hate paying so much, it is a rip-off, but since Hughdad has spoke so highly of his friend Pietra at Luomo, I figured that I might as well ride down to Copa and see what is so special.

When I arrived at L'uomo at 10 or so, there were about 15 girls and maybe 5 guys. I didn't even have to ask for Pietra because she and Angelica picked me off when I came in the boite and ordered beer. Angelica was more my type because I prefer loiras or morenas, but she's too synthetic with the fake tits and the obvious cosmetic surgery, as if she’s seen Dr. 90210. Peitra was trying to woo me with her mind and knowledge of English whilst Angelica was silent and stroking me off for about 30 minutes. Then Pietra got up and started shaking it. All the girls were nudging their guys and pointing so that they would watch Pietra It was entertaining. Something close to 6 feet of Amazon shaking jungle booty is a site to see. I decided to go ahead and fuck her for the novelty and because she agreed to completa. There was some comment about maybe not anal, if my cock got too big, but I told her that I had ‘heard of her skill’ and said something like “let’s see what you can do with that big bunda”. I like it that Brasilian girls find a big bunda to be a complement. I said that to a passing big booty loira in 4x4 last year and she gave me a kiss and obrigada. Very funny.

So Peitra and I went back for the last 40 minutes of the night. It was good DFK, BBBJ, DATY and then I fucked her ass. I never bothered with her pussy, other than eating it. She had a hard time getting it in her ass and had me pull it out, then closed her eyes and said something about 'relax', maybe a minute elapsed and then she grabbed my dick and put it up to her asshole. So then I railed her asshole hard for 25 minutes straight, doggy and mish, and finished with CIM, which she swallowed. I had a day’s load saved, so was impressed that she swallowed it without me even asking. Very nice. Time was called and it was almost the end of the night, so we sat and smoked together and she was back and forth between talking soccer and complaining about being hurt by the hard anal, but she's a good sport and she did take it well, although I could tell that after a while it was bothering her because she started frigging herself and I assume that was a distraction from the anal. She’s too tall/big, I couldn’t reach around to do it for her or I would have. Pix are over in the pictures thread.

I left Copa on the 455 and arrived at VM probably about 1 AM. About half of the casas were closed up, but there were about 5 or 6 high quality girls in the remaining mix, all younger girls that are regulars that I see every time. The rest of the crowd was old hardcore pros, except for some girls that were just there having a good time. One stout black girl was dancing on a pool table with enthusiasm, singing and having a great time, until she whacked her head into the hanging lamp over the table..very funny.

I patroled VM for about an hour to spot everything, then the regular older girl from the main street that has the bared fake tits, jeans and perfect toned body was trying to lure me to session. I have been thinking about it everytime, but I already knew that she wouldn’t allow photos and she’s above my age range, so I pass it up. But the body is killer. I didn’t pass it up this time. I took her back and fucked her. It was about as good as covered-everything can get. Tight body and she could work her pussy, but I wouldn’t come as I have been saving my loads for girls who take CIM. She was a bit pissed that I wouldn’t come and kept holding out the toilet paper wanting me to come in it and yanking. I made her work the rest of the session until both arms were tired and then told her that I couldn’t come except in her mouth. Then she pissed in the trash can and smiled and told me it was because the bathrooms are too nasty to use. She passed and so did I. I went back to the hotel and crashed…hopefully Monday would be better.

This is a report about Monday. I sessioned four girls. It went from okay, to bad, to over the top GFE, to absolutely nasty/crazy.

I woke up about 11 and went down to check out the aparments on Rio Branco. Most of them were closed due to the soccer game, everything was closing early. Based on my observations here in the past couple of weeks of World Cup, with even some government agencies having half-days off for soccer games. The more games Brasil wins in soccer, the longer people talk and take time off and the more they lose economically, so they lose by winning, but they don’t see it that way.

I had some success finding a couple of casas that were open. I arrived at Rio Branco 156 and there was a guy walking in front of me. They told him that there was a 20 minute wait, so we both walked away. Then I went to RB 156 sala 3320 based on the good recommendation from Sperto’s list. The pricing was per Sperto’s list. I saw all the girls, but I never got the parade that I’ve been used to. One girl, Carol, took me back to the room and she was wanting to session. I should have asked to meet the other girls, but this one was hot so I decided to probably go ahead. I wasn’t in good form and I asked her about photos and she said no, then I asked her about anal and she didn’t seem to get it, so I reached around and practically shoved her panties and denim shorts up her ass with my finger….she just stared at me with this ditsy look and said sim. I figured, what the hell, I’ll have many more sessions today, so it’s not a big deal. It was okay, but not what it could have been. The girl, like the others, was of the barely legal type. She was a very hot morena with a toned body. She had braces and suprisingly, a c-section scar. Her body didn’t have any stretch marks and I wouldn’t have suspected had I not seen the scar. She was young, maybe 19, but knew how to give a heavy duty BBBJ. Deep throat. She was trying to be a good actress during fuck, but the fuck wasn’t as good as what I had in VM the night before. I tried to come in her mouth, but then she showed me inside her mouth that she had and open sore from her braces and said that she just got the braces. Yikes, had I known this I wouldn’t have been sticking my dick in there. Nothing like risking getting your dick torn up my braces and finding that the girl has an open spot. She tried to finish me HJ and nearly tore my dick off and beat my balls to a pulp, I had to pull her hand off. That was the end of it for me. I could have popped, but I didn’t. Nowdays I am a little more reserved and don’t pop every time. Only in mouths and bottoms, but not in latex.

So I left RB156 and eventually made my way over to BA85. I pulled really nice looking morena named Bianca from the first floor boite. She was dressed in her Brasil patriotic soccer shirt and yellow g-string with something on her head dangling little green and yellow foam soccer balls on springs. She was doing a lot of dancing and acting crazy, but so was everyone else in town prior to and during the game against Chile. I took her back for $25 for 20 minutes. She was a hard worker, but everything was covered. She wore out both arms trying to make me cum but I left without popping. It was a fun fuck with a nice looking girl, nothing more.

Later I went to Copa to Bar 22 to seek out the girl that I reported Friday. I barebacked her the other day after an airpocket formed in my rubber. I wasn’t sure if she really knew that we were barebacking, but was 90% sure so I went back with the intention of BBFS.There were a lot of girls, but barely any guys. Good. This time, a different girl actually came up to me and started to talk (they are learning!) but I dodged her after a bit to go out in the hall and look for Miss Bareback. We went for 40 minutes. We started DFK and then she went BBBJ and I ended up on top of her making out and it slipped in, then she said Nao, camisinha and pointed, but then I started stroking it in a little and she said gostosa and smiled really big. It was the best GFE I’ve had from a pro, or perhaps all together because this girl just loves to DFK. Sloppy, sloppy, slow DFK. If I pull away, she comes at me for more. It was really good sex and I had been working up a big load all day pumping the girls in Centro, so when I shot in her pussy I went deep and it just kept flowing. Then we ended up making out the rest of the time.

After Bar 22, I hopped the 455 bus to Presidente Vargas and walked up to Bar Florida. I got inside and there were about 7 girls and 15 guys. The girls seemed to ignore me. Some Italians were in there acting loud and obnoxious like a bunch of kids in a candy store, so I was about to leave until a tall loira got up to the pole and started dancing. The girl had a nice bunda and thighs like you’d see at 4x4, but with a 10/10 face and 9/10 body. Holy shit. Luomo doesn’t have anything that good and last year I never say anything that good in the whole 4x4 lineup. Very hot. Furthermore, I had never seen such a girl work on a pole like that, let alone a short pole like the ones at Florida. She was prancing around in ~7” platform heels like she was born with them, jumping, dancing, spinning upside down on the pole and generally acting insanely giddy and energetic. Over the top. And that’s only the beginning. After about 10 minutes she came over to me to bum a cigarette and sat down with me. We were talking and she seemed really eccentric, freaky girl. We were making out in the boite and drinking Skol and I didn’t know if I was still up for a session, but decided there was no way to pass this up. Crazy hot and just plain crazy. She showered and then I showered. When I got to the cabine, she was face down on the bed with her ass in the air pumping it. I got out my camera to take pics and she was all for it…but my damn SD card was back in my laptop because I had been transferring pix of Pietra to post her. I could have kicked myself! 10/10 and no pics. :(

So Bella and I went into session. DFK, nasty, nasty BBBJ and an awesome doggy and cowgirl session. Then she hopped off started sucking my balls and cock again. But she would pull my cock out of her mouth and do crazy things like making barking and whimpering noises and lapping at my leg. I guess it’s one of her things. Then she worked all the way down past my balls and flipped me up and started eating my ass. (Ironic, huh?). Not only eating my ass, but literally sucking and pulling a vacuum on my ass and trying stick her tongue in. The whole time she is huffing and sniffing my ass and making weird noises. It was obscene. Then she worked a finger up my ass and started giving me a prostate massage while she was rubbing my precum from my cock all over her face, eyelids, nose and in her mouth. Naasty girl. I ended up shooting down her cheek and it was dripping off her chin. After the bareback shot at Bar 22 a couple hours earlier, I was surprised to have so much left. Good thing I didn’t pop on Rio Branco or Buenos Aires with those second-rate girls earlier in the day!

After this was over, we smoked and I talked to her. She said that she lives somewhere away from Centro and only comes there 2 days per week. The rest of the time she is at home because she has 2 kids. Furthermore, that nobody knows that she sells herself because her family wouldn’t talk to her anymore if they knew that she does this. From the body, I would have no idea of any kids. I repeat, 10/10 face and 9/10 body. She said that she stays at the hotel just north of Vargas and splits the cost with an amigo, 2 days per week to earn extra money dancing at Florida and hopefully make more getting sessions. She was absolutely over the topic gracious that I had sessioned her. Obrigada, obrigada, obrigada. It was an hour before closing and she said that I was the only one to take her back for sex all night. She said that she comes here and loses money because the guys in the bar just want to talk and never session, and that she gives good dances but can’t even get the guys to throw R$2 for a tip so she is thinking about not coming anymore. This confirms my suspicion that Brasilian guys just come into these plaecs to grope and drink, but in general the girls expect gringos to be the same and that’s why they aren’t more aggressive toward us. I am a white guy and girls everywhere think I am British or German, so I stand out as a gringo even though I dress like a local, but the bar girls never peg me as the ATM that I am,. They are a different breed and less savvy than the girls that work Ave Atlantica bars, it seems almost to the point of shyness or ignorance because they don’t have an approach to getting the sale. If she hadn’t wanted the cigarette, she wouldn’t have come up to me and I would have missed out on a real freak. The session was beyond pornographic and I can only call it obscene. ;) I was glad to have gone into Florida instead of stopping after Bar 22!

PP, seriously: there is a hella lot of AIDS and HIV in this town. I can't concieve of any reason you would want to go bareback vaginal sex unless it were one of the following:

1) You are naive and have no idea how dangerous this is, both to you and to the other women.

2) You yourself are already HIV+ and you don't give a flying fuck about the rest of the human race.

[QUOTE=John Cricket]PP, seriously: there is a hella lot of AIDS and HIV in this town. I can't concieve of any reason you would want to go bareback vaginal sex unless . . .[/QUOTE]

Yes but, just a reminder - safe sex discussion afaiaa are off-topic unless in the thread devoted to it. I happen to agree with you, but I am sure PP is aware of the facts. He's put in some sterling field reports. Not much point in criticising someone's personal tastes and practices.

[QUOTE=John Cricket]PP, seriously: there is a hella lot of AIDS and HIV in this town. I can't concieve of any reason you would want to go bareback vaginal sex unless it were one of the following:

1) You are naive and have no idea how dangerous this is, both to you and to the other women.

2) You yourself are already HIV+ and you don't give a flying fuck about the rest of the human race.[/QUOTE]How would he know if he had HIV since the the test is a fraud. Also you dont get AIDS from strickly sex, AIDS is a lifestyle disease and a total breakdown of the immune system such as heavy drug use, malnutrition, lack of clean water, lack of sleep, heavy alchohol abuse along with unprotected sex from many partners who have std's for a period of time until the body gives up. Like christopher said this is not a STD thread and its PP's choice what he is gonna do. I wish him the best and good health.