Pattaya Reports

How come there are no more homeless farangs in Pattaya? I kinda wanted to see more cause it made me feel better about my life. You know it's that thing where you look at the misfortunes of others to remind yourself that your own life isn't that bad then.

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPgaO4jQNQs[/URL]

This report is like fucking 12 years ago. You mean to tell me, in the last 12 years, all farangs have gotten their shit together and none of them are homeless in Pattaya?

I need to see more of this, I NEED to feel better about myself, and the ONLY way to do that is to see the suffering of others. I have to know that some of the lucky fucks that get to live the dream in Thailand don't actually make it. That it's not just me that has a miserable life.

[QUOTE=NewtonYork;2999558]How come there are no more homeless farangs in Pattaya? I kinda wanted to see more cause it made me feel better about my life. You know it's that thing where you look at the misfortunes of others to remind yourself that your own life isn't that bad then.

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPgaO4jQNQs[/URL]

This report is like fucking 12 years ago. You mean to tell me, in the last 12 years, all farangs have gotten their shit together and none of them are homeless in Pattaya?

I need to see more of this, I NEED to feel better about myself, and the ONLY way to do that is to see the suffering of others. I have to know that some of the lucky fucks that get to live the dream in Thailand don't actually make it. That it's not just me that has a miserable life.[/QUOTE]Have mods considered banning this guy?

I have a trip to pattaya for May 3rd and I'm like a kid at the candy store again. I have a roster of a beach road freelancer, disco freelancers, and a few go-go bar girls I plan to see. No thai friendly, no dating apps, just the result of dozens of trips, hard work, and walking bar to bar club to club to find what I like.

After all my trips, I will admit that "stunners" can indeed be found on beach road with hard work and patience. I wrote off beach road many times (smelly, nasty, too many Indians, too many africans, too much trash) but the fact remains the right freelancer will always provide the best value for your money so 3-4 nights dedicated towards walking up and down beach road could pay dividends.

Walking Street gogos, as far as I'm concerned it's Pinup and Palace, then everything else. I just can't find anything in XS and the other clubs aren't even visiting. Maybe 79 and Sharks have a few ladies I like.

Soi 6, just can't get into it. Been plenty of times and never saw anything I wanted but will check it out again for the sake of it.

Soapy massages, too robotic with no passion. I might give it another chance though.

LK Metro, never saw anything I wanted.

Gentlemen's clubs, I do plan to try these but I'm not optimistic about the talent.

808, Insomnia, Ibar, Myst, Lucifer etc. I'm not going to find much of anything here. I've been to these discos so many times I know what to expect. It's hit or miss, pure chance when I do find something I want.

Republic. Saw several hot women here and will be going back, but it's loud as hell.

Panda. Same issue as Republic.

Indian clubs on Walking Street. Been to most of them several times, took several thai and non-thai WGs from there, not worth it for hunting and very overpriced. Only worth it for the atmosphere of being in a mega club. Jannatt club (and other WS Indian clubs) do not have Russians, these are Armenians, Uzbekistan, Tajikistan and other random countries. They are largely middle aged single mothers, they demand covered BJs and overcharge, give starfish service, and theyre bodies are not in peak shape. And the thais working in these Indian clubs are also older and overcharge. Not worth it. You want Russian or Eastern European, better to go to Dubai. You want Thai, just walk outside.

During negotiations, any freelancer or bar girls requiring "covered BJs" is an automatic no. I'm not spending money on a covered blowjob with my service.

I can't wait for this trip.

[QUOTE=NRandom940;2998844]I've read that the hottest girls are in the Go-Go bars. Does everyone agree with this? Are they as easy to ST as the girls on Soi 6? That's all I'm interested in. I don't want to buy a bunch of lady drinks if I can avoid it. What is your opinion of the best go-go bar to do this? Are the girls actually significantly better looking than Soi 6? [/QUOTE]If you want the very hottest, Pinup and Palace (some will mention XS) are the place to be and you need to be there at 8 pm because the hot ones can get barfined or find a customer very fast. Sorry, but the very best stunners on Walking Street do expect you to buy a bunch of lady drinks first, that's the way it works. They will not agree to be barfined for ST or LT before you buy atleast 3-5 drinks. Again, if you refuse, they will chalk you up to a cheap Charley, refuse the barfine, and walk right back on the stage, look for a new customer, or head to the back to linger around until they have to get on the stage again.

Some mongers will tell you to "meet them after work. " LOL, these are WS bar girls not beach road freelancers. They don't want to meet anyone after work when they can use any customer as a barfine and then they're free to do whatever they want after work.
[QUOTE=NRandom940;2998844]
My ideal situation is. Walk in, find the hottest girl, walk up to her and get the price. Go to the ST room on site. This is what I do on Soi 6. Most of the time I don't even buy a lady drink, but I give them a "fee" in replacement of the cost.
[/QUOTE]I've been going to Walking Street go-gos bars for over a decade. It doesn't quite work like that. Every monger would do that if they could and the bar would go bankrupt because it lives off drinks.

Maybe some gogo bar girls don't care, but you're asking for the very hottest on Walking Street so I have to assume you mean XS, Pinup, and Palace.

If you truly want the "hottest without lady drinks," do not go into a walking street go-go bars. Take the time, walk up and down beach road, go into to the discos, walk up and down walking street and be very patient. You will find plenty of decent freelancers at affordable prices.

[QUOTE=Rocko20;2999628]......the very best stunners on Walking Street do expect you to buy a bunch of lady drinks first, that's the way it works. They will not agree to be barfined for ST or LT before you buy atleast 3-5 drinks......[/QUOTE]Then after you buy 5 drinks or more she goes off with a Korean leaving you with blueballs.

[QUOTE=Turgid;2999655]Then after you buy 5 drinks or more she goes off with a Korean leaving you with blueballs.[/QUOTE]That's bullshit. When was the last time you were there?

A girl has the autonomy to go with any dude she wants. If the Korean fella has more money for her time, then he wins. Sure, you bought her 5 drinks, but she's there to make money. And most Thai chicks these days know it's the Korean and Japanese that have the cash. Ain't saying it's right, ain't saying it's nice, but that's how it is. Don't hate the playa, hate the game.

[QUOTE=Falcon95;2999550]That side of the street IS cursed, like you say.

And that bar is for Asian customers, as the name suggests.

The drinks are more expensive and they even overcharge Asian customers, their main clientele.

The girls are mostly drinks-only coyotes.

Thus, the lack of customers.[/QUOTE]Soi 6 is going the way of Angeles City in the Philippines. Koreans are slowly pushing out the Farangs, as they buy so many drinks but don't go to the room much. The bargirls have enough money they can afford a Thai man, and they don't want to return to the old days when Soi 6 was all about fucking as many customers as possible every day.

And, like Angeles City, as the Farangs disappear, some ladies will move to other areas, leaving fewer ladies, which leads to fewer Korean customers, and then the inevitable death spiral, leading to the Soi being sold off to build hotels.

[QUOTE=Rocko20;2999628]If you want the very hottest, Pinup and Palace (some will mention XS) are the place to be and you need to be there at 8 pm because the hot ones can get barfined or find a customer very fast. Sorry, but the very best stunners on Walking Street do expect you to buy a bunch of lady drinks first, that's the way it works. They will not agree to be barfined for ST or LT before you buy atleast 3-5 drinks. Again, if you refuse, they will chalk you up to a cheap Charley, refuse the barfine, and walk right back on the stage, look for a new customer, or head to the back to linger around until they have to get on the stage again.

Some mongers will tell you to "meet them after work. " LOL, these are WS bar girls not beach road freelancers. They don't want to meet anyone after work when they can use any customer as a barfine and then they're free to do whatever they want after work.
I've been going to Walking Street go-gos bars for over a decade. It doesn't quite work like that. Every monger would do that if they could and the bar would go bankrupt because it lives off drinks.

Maybe some gogo bar girls don't care, but you're asking for the very hottest on Walking Street so I have to assume you mean XS, Pinup, and Palace.

If you truly want the "hottest without lady drinks," do not go into a walking street go-go bars. Take the time, walk up and down beach road, go into to the discos, walk up and down walking street and be very patient. You will find plenty of decent freelancers at affordable prices.[/QUOTE]After I meet their drink quota, what should be my price point expected for ST? I should expect the girls to know a good ST hotel nearby?

[QUOTE=NRandom940;2999604]Have mods considered banning this guy?[/QUOTE]Wow, you come here asking all kinds of questions that have been asked and answered countless of times already, and then you ask if another BM can be banned? RTFF mate!

[QUOTE=NRandom940;2999755]After I meet their drink quota, what should be my price point expected for ST? I should expect the girls to know a good ST hotel nearby?[/QUOTE]1. There is no drink quota, just have 1 drink to break the ice, ST should be anywhere between 2-4 K depending on how she feels.

2. Pay the Barfine.

3. She will know all the hotels around, usually around the 500 600 mark but they are seedy as hell and I would not trust the hygiene.

Best book a room at a nearby 3* hotel (about 1 K 1. 5 K) and you will be a lot more relax.

[QUOTE=NicFrenchy;2999873]1. There is no drink quota, just have 1 drink to break the ice, ST should be anywhere between 2-4 K depending on how she feels.

2. Pay the Barfine.

3. She will know all the hotels around, usually around the 500 600 mark but they are seedy as hell and I would not trust the hygiene.

Best book a room at a nearby 3* hotel (about 1 K 1. 5 K) and you will be a lot more relax.[/QUOTE]Will I need to provide my own condoms?

[QUOTE=NRandom940;3000022]Will I need to provide my own condoms?[/QUOTE]Not only do you need to provide your own condoms, but you will also need to bring your own diapers.

Bar next to Goodfellas. About 7 Chocolate People walked in.

In less than a few minutes the table was Full of Drink Shots. The Girls went wild.

In the same bar about 10 minutes earlier. A Roly Poly Melatonin barfined 2 workers. They were both as Ugly as one can imagine. Does the SUB do 3 somes.

Which agogo allows Indians without big entry fee? Last time I went, pinups asked for 5 K thb entry.

[QUOTE=Satyob;2951428]I have been reading this forum for last 2 years, now its time to contribute.

I have mongering since past 3 yrs. Ventured in China, India (have explored new Delhi in & out), Vietnam, Kazakhstan & Russia.

I have been twice to pattaya in last 6 months.

I will mention the best establishments only / I shall mention the pros and cons also. My adventure was for 6 days and I tried many gcs, gogos & BJ bars.

Best gentlemen clubs (I like hands on action).

These clubs are nice for day time fun. They open at around 12 noon and close at midnight.

1) Club Sin. It is an experience in itself, nude ladies all around, 135 baht for a lady drink. Once you enter, you are in for a treat. Girls are average at most, but very eager to please. Just start ordering drinks for a girl and she will do whatever it takes to please you. You can get an demo blowjob and a lot of hands on action with the lady for 2 drinks. Full BJ will set you back by 800 baht.

I went for a full BJ with a girl and another girl just popped in and joined us. By the time I could have asked why, she just started licking my body. This was a heavenly experience. By far the best bj I have ever had in my life. With the second lady joining in, it became intensely kinky and fun.

Overall -go for an experience for sure, but not for hot girls. It has the best blowjobber in pattaya.

2) M club. A very classy experience, nothing voyeuristic but very classy. I found very sexy ladies in this club. Drinks are really cheap for 135 baht and 99 for a beer. Buy a drink for a lady and she will be eager to please, bj with a curtain starts at around 1000 baht. I tried a small petite girl named cha. She has skills and a nice body. St 2 k plus 1.5 bf.

Overall- go for a very classy & sexy experience.

3) Lips Honey -it is a real classic. The best bar if you looking for the girls who are eager to please. The worst bar if you are looking for sexy ladies. Ladies are 4-5 at max. You can just order one drink and the handjob would start, second drink the bj would start. Ask another lady to join in for a 50 baht tip. And she starts her magic, that too right in the bar without any curtains. That was an adventure.

Overall. Must go at least once, but not for hot girls.

Best gogo bars.

1) Playgirls-they have best girls in pattaya, real stunners and the most expensive lady drinks. Girls are sexy, but not very eager to please. This club does offer a hands on action. St is 3 k bf is 1.5 k.

2) Heaven above -don't miss it at any cost, it literally has everything one looks for in pattaya. Sexy girls / all topless / eager to please even after a drink / full hands on fun / arnd 20 ladies anytime /1000st & 500 room /150 ld. Must visit place. But its is quite crowded. Visit before 11 pm.

3) Kink / windmill. It is a nice & an expensive adventure with nice & sexy nude ladies on the 1st floor. Go for it it for a hands on sexy action with some hot ladies. They are quite eager to please. Don't go finding st sex. It is quite expensive. 250 ld /3000st /2000 bf.

Other gogos I found interesting were.

-Pink baby.

-Baccara (500 entry for Indians).

-Mirror club.

-Red and blue.

-Catch me.

Best freelancer of my trip.

*May. She is a lao.

I met her in a club jalwa (total shit show club) . She is a beautiful fun lady with a very very sexy energy in her. After just 15 minutes I asked her for the financials. She said it is up to you. She is a hot lady with natural big tits and a wonderful ass yet sexy bodyline. She has a very tight kitty.

The moment we went in to my hotel room, she took a range of toys and viberators out. She started with some drinks and a light music. Then followed by a erotic strip show and a lap dance followed by an amazing bj &sex. She is a crazy fucker, love fucking and getting licked.

I fucked her twice in the night & once in the morning (after she woke me up with a full fledged bj). Total damage 4 k. We had a blast. Heavenly experience. I cannot forget this my entire life.

I had the best night of my life with this lady, she is a gem of Pattaya. She goes by the name of a may zing (ig). Tell her I (Alexa) gave her reference.

Don't forget to get a Thai friendly paid membership before visiting Thailand. It is the most value for money option.[/QUOTE]