Pattaya Reports

[QUOTE=JjBee62;3000772]I admire your obsessive dedication. 1 million data points is literally a lifetime of devotion to the task, 30 years or more of continuous effort. Chances are, anyone wanting to debate you will forget all about the debate long before you get your results published.

Since I'm here and I'm being lazy, can the baht buses be found on the main streets? I'm arriving on Sunday and can't walk too much at the moment. If anyone wants to have a beer drop me a pm.[/QUOTE]The baht bus system map.

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[QUOTE=Explorer8939;3001151]The baht bus system map.[/QUOTE]That's remarkably useful. I'll try to reciprocate.

Got into BKK at 4:45 this morning via ORD and HND. ANA air was great.

Awesome service and plenty of legroom even in standard economy. Was through immigration in 5 minutes, and found the bus. I was expecting first bus to leave at 7, but there was 1 at 6 am. Got 2 the moto taxi stand called grab and got to my hotel, near LK Metro less than 2 hours after leaving bkk.

Cheap hotel room (probably not guest friendly) wasn't ready at 8 am. Dropped my bags and went for breakfast. Back at 9 and they were finishing my room off. Checked me in at 930. , instead of making me wait til 1.

Cost of the bus was 143 thb. Cost of the grab 105 thb. Hotel is $18 per night, basic rooms, but comfortable. Will get out and gather impressions after I get some sleep.

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Hi guys we are looking for 4 bhk villa for rent for 5 days any suggestions and can someone share recommendation for girls in pattaya. Thanks for your help.

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I have spent a lot of time in Medellin, Bogota and even a little in Santa Marta. Don't imagine that I scared anyone. Of the dozens of ISG members I met, advised and showed around, none seemed scared.

As for coming to Pattaya, you should pay closer attention. I'm already here. So far there's been no panic.

Went for a walk last night to scout the area. Still acclimating to the time zone and wasn't interested in putting forth any effort, just wanted to bust a nut with minimal effort. Went to Relax Health Massage on Soi Buakhao. Women out front looked good enough. Strictly HJ or BJ, they were up front about "no fucking. " Good enough for me.

Rooms are small, separated by partitions that don't go all the way to floor or ceiling. Undressed, went to the shower, came back, got massage, nude BBBJ with HJ finish, then back to shower for cleanup. Purely sensual massage, not a actual massage. Felt good, teasing was nice. Wasn't excessively mechanical. Out the door was 1600,600 for the house. Not a bargain, but convenient.

Now here's the useful information. During one of the trips to the shower. Someone went through my pockets. My watch had been in my pocket with my travel wallet and I found it laying on the shelf. My travel wallet is difficult to quickly get money out, snag a few bills and put the rest back. So nothing was taken.

Spent too much time walking around yesterday and overdid it. Decided to stick close to base and check out LK Metro and the other little areas around. Laying low today while my feet and legs recover (spent almost 2 months seldom hobbling farther than the bathroom).

Earlier in the day, before anything was happening, I walked through both Soi 6 and Walking Street. I'll check both out later this week.

I also noticed there are several bar areas scattered around, almost everywhere I turn. Not a lot of real stunners, but I've seen a few who aren't bad at all.

My first impression on LK Metro is there are a lot of ladyboys around. One got a bit aggressive approaching me and had to be moved aside. Another was approaching from the other side, but backed off when he saw me move the other one aside.

Cruised the area for awhile before stopping in Lady Love go go. Mostly average looking girls, maybe 30-40 of them. Beer was 145 b. Sign said 195 for lady drinks. Most of the girls looked bored, so I didn't see any reason to stick around.

Some of the bar girls on the street looked hot enough, but there were more either old, fat or ugly.

[QUOTE=KrumeLurer;3001126]Only 1500 baht?! You should pay no more than that.[/QUOTE][B]I pay what I want[/B]

The venues I use in Pattaya to hire prostitutes I pay 1000 - 2000 for short time.

I was on 2nd Road today. There is a massage place that says [U]NEURO[/U] on the wall outside. There were three stunners sitting outside. I mean smoking. So much so I changed my direction of travel in order to investigate. 3000 for one hour. Was told they massage EVERYTHING. Out of my price range. I fuck three ugly girls over a three hour period for what these pretty girls are asking for just 1 hour.

But if I make a good trade. And I want to treat myself. I am going to check that place out.

[B]The Cmdr knows quality![/B]

At least that's where I think I was. Walked through shortly after 8 pm Tuesday and it was starting to get busy. After scouting the area, stopped in Club Fate. Maybe 12-15 girls inside, mostly nothing special to look at. Vibe was laid back, neighborhood bar full of regulars feel. Zero pressure. 50 b for a coke. No idea on lady drink cost.

Left there and went to Heaven Above. Place was pretty crowded, probably 2 girls for every guy. Other than a few guys looking sad, most had a girl sitting with them, hands on. I quickly had a super spinner sitting with me. Face wasn't much, but her body and attitude were good, with good English skills. Later I grabbed another tiny girl and we had fun for awhile. Lady drinks were 165 b and I bought 5, plus my 85 b coke. The second girl was a bit more reserved, except for her attacks on my crotch. Enjoyed the 2 girl tag team crotch wrestling.

After an hour the subject of going upstairs came up. 550 b for the room, 2000 b for each girl. There was no friction when I told them I was only taking 1. First girl, small natural tits with a little sag, rest of her body was good, with maybe 2 lbs more than the second. Second girl had a well done boob job, not too big, pretty face and excellent body. She seemed a bit hungrier so I took her.

Upstairs rooms are big and clean with full bathroom and shower. The only thing it was lacking was a condom, something I was also without. After a 2 second pause she asked if I would pull out before cumming, no problem. Mutual shower and off to bed. Did my thing and apparently did it well enough, BBFS without any artificial lube after DATY. Multiple positions with plenty of DFK, she made it feel like a GFE thing. Left my donation on her stomach. Lots of laying back and cuddling, relaxing. A second round was offered but I didn't think I could pull it off.

Back to the shower for a quick cleanup and out the door. I'm assuming I could have gotten her down to 1500 b, but it wasn't worth the effort to me. Overall I was pleased with the club. Good atmosphere and enough lookers for me.

Big concentration of gents clubs in a small area, probably worth checking out.

In an effort to be somewhat thorough, I took a walk through Soi 6 and Walking Street last night, before returning to Soi Boomerang.

I've seen a few reports claiming only fat, ugly and old girls can be found on Soi 6. At 7:30 last night there appeared to be all shapes and sizes available. At a guess the ratio was about 40 to 1. In my opinion just about anyone could have found several girls to their standards. I don't know about prices, I wasn't there to play, merely to gather an impression. Frankly, the sheer volume of desperation was a complete turn-off to me. Hitting Beach Road felt like an escape. However, if being swarmed by girls, along with a few with suspiciously deep voices, is your thing, this is definitely the place.

After grabbing some food I hopped on a baht bus for Walking Street. Except for the spot where 2 discos are trying to drown each other out, the atmosphere is much better. Between 8:30 and 9:30 it wasn't too crowded. Had a beer and some more food to watch the people. Considered hitting one of the go gos, but wasn't much feeling it. The area was much more to my liking than Soi 6.

Last trip for the night was a return to Soi Boomerang. I wanted to compare a few other clubs. First stop was Pink Baby. 10 pm and I was the only customer. On the plus side, if short, thin, cute and under 30 is your style, it might be worth a visit. No pressure while I was there. Spent 110 b for a coke and split.

Last stop was Playgirlz. Inside was fairly nice. They keep the stage loaded with girls, sometimes all topless. They also have a nice choreographed stage show. No nudity, but entertaining. They had several who ranked pretty high on my meter, but there doesn't seem to be anything going on, other than some light groping and kissing. I didn't see any sign that there's more action available. My coke was 100 b and lady drinks were 250 b. They push the lady drinks hard. HARD. It's an almost constant pressure. I don't mind buying drinks, but at that price just having someone rubbing my thigh isn't enough. Eye candy was good. , but that's about it.

Still have a few more nights left. Not sure what to explore next.

[QUOTE=Ddrd08;2992653]OK. Not so much a report. Yet! But I wanted to try something different in Pattaya so have booked an adult resort - [URL]https://www.maggiemaysresort.com[/URL] - a friend convinced me as they said it has no kids and a gentleman's club inside it for mongering, easy bar fining and taking to rooms, lots of girls etc. And a swimming pool and sexy girls in bikinis. Works out only 500 baht a night. Worth sharing in case anyone else is looking for something similar in Pattaya as I certainly haven't heard of anything similar.[/QUOTE]An update on this adult only resort I've just seen, looks like they have developed the rooms now: [URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuFAJZYsgK8[/URL].

750 baht a nice for a jacuzzi room is not bad to be fair so looking forward to visiting in June.

Needed a shave and decided to go for the full pampering session at Sharr Barbershop. It's located on 3rd road a little south of Central Pattaya Ave. They open at 10 am and I was the first customer of the day. The girls working there are very cute.

The 90 minute package is 800 b. It includes foot massage, body massage, manicure, blowdry. Shave, facial cleansing, cucumber mask, ear cleaning, hair wash and blowdry. There's no extras, no hint at them, and no place for them. However, my face feels great. Facilities were very clean, nicely furnished. Overall I was happy with the visit and cost.

Headed south from there to see more of Pattaya. I was looking for a massage, going purely by feel. I didn't try to look at reviews, or find the prettiest girl. I just looked for the one who seemed most interested in rocking my world. Found her at a place called Tulip Spa, on 2nd road directly across the street from Boy town. The only woman working looked to be in her early 30's with a GND face and an unknown body, although she was displaying nice cleavage.

Body turned out to be quite nice. 5'3", maybe 100#, nice curves not skinny, but no fat. Breasts were absolutely fine. Solid, natural handfuls.

Cost on the menu was 300 b for full body. Facilities are low tier. No air conditioning, just fans, lots of stairs, just a thin pad on the floor. Shower was decent and clean. No shower before, which surprised me, because I was sweaty. Straight to the mat and she quickly checked if I was interested in something more. Boom boom was offered for 1500 b and I took it. She was already showing signs of being a good choice.

From the start she was teasing and playing with me, even dived nose first into my sweaty taint to get a few seconds of BLS in on me. BBBJ, DATY, DFK, lots more DATY, went to CFS in CG, sitting, Mish, back to CG. She was riding hard and fast and rattling the windows with her screams. The few times I slipped out while changing positions she quickly got remounted and back to it. It was so much fun I didn't mind the sweat. Had her finish me by hand, when I felt like I couldn't drive any more. Eventually, I made my way to the shower then followed her downstairs so she could unlock the shop.

I figured 1500 + 300, handed over 2000 b and got 500 b back. From the look of things, she was either owner or manager.

[QUOTE=Ddrd08;3002292]An update on this adult only resort I've just seen, looks like they have developed the rooms now: [URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuFAJZYsgK8[/URL].

750 baht a nice for a jacuzzi room is not bad to be fair so looking forward to visiting in June.[/QUOTE]I knew it! I've said from the beginning that this place has potential! I tell ya, there's nothing quite like this set up in all of Thailand. But are the girls actually nice though or are we talking about milfs?

So the secret place and Bo Win place stopped serving me. I would assume some guys from this forum went there and now they hate foreigners.

The rest of Pattaya is kind of BS you do have some action available, but the quality of the women for anything less than fifty dollars is ridiculous. The services offered you guys act like it's a special thing to have kissing in GFE. We control the market, but all of you just take whatever they give you rather than refusing and making them hungry again.

The biggest problems of course, is with the Asians. They are overpaying the girls so that they can take the best for themselves.

But this has destroyed the entire market, and now they are also starting to realize this. If there is a Korean guy or a Chinese guy reading this, I hope you understand that nobody thinks you're cool for overpaying.

Many girls in Thailand won't even consider any foreigners but Asians now.

Me personally, when I read the posts I can tell. Most of you are either going with unattractive women, or you're paying more than a $100 US dollars in a country where they only make $450 UD dollars a month.

If I go to Europe, I will have no problems paying over a $100 but here it is just silly.

My opinion is no human should return to Pattaya under any circumstances and maybe even all of Thailand. It is much worse than any of you could imagine. Old women actually think they have a shot here. I see guys with women that make me sick inside.

Goodbye Pattaya,

Good luck Simps.

MM Out.