FKK Artemis - Berlin

Thank you very much guys! For your kind replies, you guys are very kind.

I always sticked to Artemis as it was my first FKK and I have been there for past three years.

BUT next time I visit Germany for my FKK touring (yes I fly 12hours just for FKK holiday of two weeks every year) , I will hit Palace at frankfurt first, then I will move to Berlin to Artemis.

Then if I like Palace and I can get good set of beautiful girls, then it is best to hit Palace then Artemis every year for my Fkk trip.

I will wait till the weather get warmer as as you may all agree FKK is much better place in summer.) EU winter is too harsh;. (

As for Artemis I never had bad experience at this club, most girls are nice hearted and fair enough. Service may differ from girl to girl, but they are human too, so I understand if some french kiss and some do not. Plus you can always negotiate with little more money or extention of time. More or less house rule do apply to fair extent.

Anyways, thank you guys again and for those of you living in Berlin, LUCKY YOU! LOL.) If you see Blonde half swedish half German girl Kimmi, let me know, I fly over!

Artemis and the irony (or no smoke without fire)

I have thought of trying Palace in Frankfurt but so far I have not been able to justify it. I have always tried to make my visits about more than how many girls I can shag in one night. Berlin is easier to get to, easier to get around and offers more for the culturally inclined. Berlin, Artemis and Royal give me all that I need.

It is somewhat ironic that when I find a bar which is surrounded by naked sexy girls there is also a smoky atmosphere. The enjoyment is somewhat impaired because of this. If the FKK concept is about wellness why is this permitted? Where I come from we got rid of smoking in public places years ago.

I would like to visit in the Spring. Does any one know if the extension will be complete by then?

[QUOTE=WarmStone25; 1369970]Artemis and the irony (or no smoke without fire)

I have thought of trying Palace in Frankfurt but so far I have not been able to justify it. I have always tried to make my visits about more than how many girls I can shag in one night. Berlin is easier to get to, easier to get around and offers more for the culturally inclined. Berlin, Artemis and Royal give me all that I need.

It is somewhat ironic that when I find a bar which is surrounded by naked sexy girls there is also a smoky atmosphere. The enjoyment is somewhat impaired because of this. If the FKK concept is about wellness why is this permitted? Where I come from we got rid of smoking in public places years ago.

I would like to visit in the Spring. Does any one know if the extension will be complete by then?[/QUOTE]Hello WarmStone25.

I went wandering around the Artemis expansion area in October 2012. Asking around, they were very close to finishing. I agree it is much needed, since they are always short on rooms. This creates a backlog and the girls seemed to be somewhat rushed when you do finally get in.

The rooms in the main section are very warn down. There are so many tears in the beds, it is starting to look like a cheap motel. The girls now have to put their high heeled shoes outside the rooms to show the management that they are not wearing them while on the beds. Apparently, some of the girls were blamed for causing the tears. Being a non-smoker myself I have been at times overwhelmed by the smoke, sometimes retreating to the sauna area for relief. The thing I like about Palace is that they have a separate smoking room, with the main floor space being primarily smoke free. Another little difference is that while dining, the girls are not required to cover up completely. Some may find it disgusting, but I found it funny sometimes seeing a girl eat with her tits out. Food for thought.

FiddyCent

[QUOTE=FiddyCent; 1370058]Hello WarmStone25.

I went wandering around the Artemis expansion area in October 2012. Asking around, they were very close to finishing. I agree it is much needed, since they are always short on rooms. This creates a backlog and the girls seemed to be somewhat rushed when you do finally get in.

The rooms in the main section are very warn down. There are so many tears in the beds, it is starting to look like a cheap motel. The girls now have to put their high heeled shoes outside the rooms to show the management that they are not wearing them while on the beds. Apparently, some of the girls were blamed for causing the tears. Being a non-smoker myself I have been at times overwhelmed by the smoke, sometimes retreating to the sauna area for relief. The thing I like about Palace is that they have a separate smoking room, with the main floor space being primarily smoke free. Another little difference is that while dining, the girls are not required to cover up completely. Some may find it disgusting, but I found it funny sometimes seeing a girl eat with her tits out. Food for thought.

FiddyCent[/QUOTE]I wonder how they are going to connect extention building and main building? Outdoor pool seems good, I am looking forward to enjoying that next summer!

More new rooms, more working girls? I hope so!

[QUOTE=WarmStone25;1369970]If the FKK concept is about wellness why is this permitted? Where I come from we got rid of smoking in public places years ago.[/QUOTE]Who told you this? FKK means and originally was about nudism and perhaps natural living. As it is used in relation to a club like Artemis I think we can safely say it means that you are going to a bordello. That there are some saunas and massage available is as a support to the bordello.

Berlin did bring in some anti smoking regulations a few years back and one can no longer smoke in cafes and restaurants. Bars where children are not to be admitted (obviously Artemis qualifies in this respect) one can still smoke though, they do have some stricter laws concerning keeping the smoke away from non smoking areas, thus the sliding glass doors into the bar and the now closed door to the dining room.

Other than that, for the moment, count your blessings. I mean California for instance seems to be more or less smoke free. But try finding a decent hooker there for a decent price. One has to prioritise after all.

AM

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[QUOTE=FiddyCent; 1370058]The rooms in the main section are very warn down. There are so many tears in the beds, it is starting to look like a cheap motel. The girls now have to put their high heeled shoes outside the rooms to show the management that they are not wearing them while on the beds. Apparently, some of the girls were blamed for causing the tears. Being a non-smoker myself I have been at times overwhelmed by the smoke, sometimes retreating to the sauna area for relief. The thing I like about Palace is that they have a separate smoking room, with the main floor space being primarily smoke free. Another little difference is that while dining, the girls are not required to cover up completely. Some may find it disgusting, but I found it funny sometimes seeing a girl eat with her tits out. Food for thought.

FiddyCent[/QUOTE]I also noticed the torn up coating on the beds, looks a bit crappy. And the thing about taking off the shoe's, not such a big problem for me. One of the girls did however roll her eyes about it, and thaught that this rule was stupid. About smoking inside, It's something I personally enjoy since It's forbidden to do so in many bars in Europe. I personally prefer the girls to be covered up in the dining area, it must be some kind of ordnung, this is after all Germany we are talking about.

[QUOTE=Angus Magee; 1370301]Who told you this? FKK means and originally was about nudism and perhaps natural living. As it is used in relation to a club like Artemis I think we can safely say it means that you are going to a bordello. That there are some saunas and massage available is as a support to the bordello.

Berlin did bring in some anti smoking regulations a few years back and one can no longer smoke in cafes and restaurants. Bars where children are not to be admitted (obviously Artemis qualifies in this respect) one can still smoke though, they do have some stricter laws concerning keeping the smoke away from non smoking areas, thus the sliding glass doors into the bar and the now closed door to the dining room.

Other than that, for the moment, count your blessings. I mean California for instance seems to be more or less smoke free. But try finding a decent hooker there for a decent price. One has to prioritise after all.

AM[/QUOTE]Yep, the original freier körper kultur has nothing to do with clubs like Artemis. A friend of mine who is a naturist wouldn't set his foot in a club like Artemis.

[QUOTE=Finite; 1370395]I also noticed the torn up coating on the beds, looks a bit crappy. And the thing about taking off the shoe's, not such a big problem for me. One of the girls did however roll her eyes about it, and thaught that this rule was stupid. About smoking inside, It's something I personally enjoy since It's forbidden to do so in many bars in Europe. I personally prefer the girls to be covered up in the dining area, it must be some kind of ordnung, this is after all Germany we are talking about.

Yep, the original freier körper kultur has nothing to do with clubs like Artemis. A friend of mine who is a naturist wouldn't set his foot in a club like Artemis.[/QUOTE]The smoke is not going to stop me from going back to Artemis. The tits out will not keep me from dining in the Palace restaurant. However, if your friend decides to show up at either one of these places, and walks around the main floor without a robe, I'm out of there!

FiddyCent

[QUOTE=FiddyCent; 1370627]The smoke is not going to stop me from going back to Artemis. The tits out will not keep me from dining in the Palace restaurant. However, if your friend decides to show up at either one of these places, and walks around the main floor without a robe, I'm out of there!

FiddyCent[/QUOTE]Haha. But that's just the thing, if it where a real nudist place, the guys would not have a towel or robe on either.

Don't worry about it I think someone how tried would get their ass kicked out, at least if you as a guy tried to dine naked in Artemis. I have not even seen any dudes that are naked in the bar-area. But I'm not sure, maybe it's allowed.

The smoking Oasis.

The Artemis web site describes the club as a wellness brothel and an oasis of well being.

The concept of wellness and well being are incompatible with smoking in the lounge.

If the customers do not want this the management of Artemis should listen and prohibit smoking in the lounge.

There may be advantages to the Club in reduced maintenance and insurance costs.

[QUOTE=Finite; 1370853]Haha. But that's just the thing, if it where a real nudist place, the guys would not have a towel or robe on either.

Don't worry about it I think someone how tried would get their ass kicked out, at least if you as a guy tried to dine naked in Artemis. I have not even seen any dudes that are naked in the bar-area. But I'm not sure, maybe it's allowed.[/QUOTE]Let us not change a good thing! I do hope the robes are mandatory in the restaurants. The KINO is a different story.

FiddyCent

In a way, I agree to certain extent as sometimes the lounge get too smokey. Maybe smoking section could be an idea, like the cinema kino place in main lounge is not necessary I personally think. (well what do you think?) , so for instance convert that cinema place as smoking area lounge with good ventilation, so smokers do not need to go outside to smoke or travel far from main lounge to smoke.

However, I sometimes smell pot in main lounge. I am not against pot and I think club should close their eyes on it with certain condition, BUT it is more wise for pot smokers to go outside area of the club to smoke. I think this is manner. I am not saying don't smoke pot at FKK, as FKK should be free place as possible, but certain manner should be considered when it come to certain things as FKK is not do whatever you like place no matter what.

Either way, I love Artemis, I hope they are not going to change rule too much as it is more or less perfect as it is. I hope they make it better for girls, so that more pretty girls will come and work. Most girls working at FKK are nice and I respect them very much in positive sense.

Does anyone know if Lulu? A verry tattoed girl with sleaves [if I remeber it correctley]. Still work at Artemis? She is dark haired, slim and not verry tall. She said she was from Austria. I also noticed that she has a small ACAB tattoo on one of here forearms, same font style as the HAMC uses. Did a 60€ session with her, which was ok, not more. Perhaps because I didn't buy any extras? It however would be nice to try her again. I liked her bad girl look.

She was there this summer, in early June. Not sure if she works there all the time, a lot of the girls seems to be from other FKK:s, during this time. Like Atoms and Samya.

About Wellness thing, I'm for sure not a regular at Artemis, but has anyeone actually seen somebody use the gym? I have not.

[QUOTE=WarmStone25; 1370998]The smoking Oasis.

The Artemis web site describes the club as a wellness brothel and an oasis of well being.

The concept of wellness and well being are incompatible with smoking in the lounge.

If the customers do not want this the management of Artemis should listen and prohibit smoking in the lounge.

There may be advantages to the Club in reduced maintenance and insurance costs.[/QUOTE]What can I say-take it up with the management. Good luck he is a smoker.



AM

Hi Guys,

German girl brown hair, tall and slim.

How is her service?

I saw her a few times that she declined some customers.

Thanks in advance.

Naykan