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[QUOTE=Jes007;1646843]Can anyone recommend any places where you can buy Viagra or Kamagra in London?[/QUOTE][URL]www.kamagrahub.org[/URL] has been great for me they based in London and have always got my items the next day.

Is Nuru massage legal in London? I kinda got a mixed response so confused, as happy ending is included.

[QUOTE=AcidBurns;1651885]Is Nuru massage legal in London? I kinda got a mixed response so confused, as happy ending is included.[/QUOTE]LOL. Happy ending is compulsory in London in massage places as its better than no ending.

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[QUOTE=Pam007;1649550]Thanks for suggestion, but adult work demands login or profile creation? I never used it, so guidance is helpful.[/QUOTE]Not to search and get the numbers, nothing is needed but a postcode and your preferences.

[QUOTE=AcidBurns;1651885]Is Nuru massage legal in London? I kinda got a mixed response so confused, as happy ending is included.[/QUOTE]It's not legal. Nuru means B2B, wich is an erotic massage.

[QUOTE=KinkySpiele;1652894]It's not legal. Nuru means B2B, wich is an erotic massage.[/QUOTE]In the UK a pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants, including in a policeman's helmet.

In Scotland, now firmly in the UK, if someone knocks on your door and requires the use of your toilet, you must let them enter.

In the city of York it is legal to murder a Scotsman within the ancient city walls, but only if he is carrying a bow and arrow. And its not a Sunday.

It is also high risk for Welshmen to visit Hereford on a Sunday, where it's legal to shoot the Welsh all day, provided it takes place with longbows.

It is illegal to enter the Houses of Parliament in a suit of armour.

It is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament.

In Liverpool, it is illegal for a woman to be topless except as a clerk in a tropical fish store.

North of the border, it is also legal for a male to [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord134][CodeWord134][/url] in public, as long as it is on the rear wheel of his motor vehicle and his right hand is placed firmly on the vehicle at the time.

According to the strict letter of the 1843 London Hackney Carriage Act, London cabbies are allowed to seek custom only when they're stationary.

Under the same legislation, taxi drivers are also required to ask all passengers if they have the plague as in London it is illegal for a person (knowingly) with the plague to flag down a taxi or try and ride on a bus.

It is illegal for a cab in the City of London to carry rabid dogs or corpses.

It is illegal to eat Mute Swan unless you're the Queen of Great Britain.

The Metropolitan Streets Act 1867 prohibits the driving or conducting of any cattle through any street between the hours of 10:00 in the morning and 7:00 in the evening.

It is an offense to be intoxicated (drunk) and in charge of a cow in Scotland.

I've seen "open-minded" on a lot of sites and referred to in this forum (14 times, in case you're wondering if I used the search function first), but have yet to see a bit more detail as to what this means. It's also not in the Abbreviations section.

Is open-minded generally shorthand for BBBJ, A+, DFK, or other stuff?

Cheers

I will be in London on Christmas Day for three nights but it looks like many of the regular agencies that I use will be closed then. Does anyone know which agencies are open for business during that time? Also, any advice on independents available then is welcome.

Thanks in advance.

Usually its depends on the girls, not on the agencies. There will be lots of girls not available.

[QUOTE=TonyV;1653894]I will be in London on Christmas Day for three nights but it looks like many of the regular agencies that I use will be closed then. Does anyone know which agencies are open for business during that time? Also, any advice on independents available then is welcome.

Thanks in advance.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=BrendanGooch;8813]merlin,

i know what you are going to say but i thought i would run it by you.

there is an article on the internet about the last remaining peep show in london at soho's brewer street.

i know there are lots of rip off joints where u end up loosing all your wallet, but my quesiton is this peep show i mentioned is actually authentic and they charge 1 to view naked/semi naked girls in cubicles.

is this true ? can you confirm of its existence ?

reason i asking is i love peep shows and like to masturbate whilst wathicng a woman undress, any feedback would be appreciated,

thanks[/QUOTE]The Peep show is in Tilsbury Court. There are about 4 cubicles and you just walk in close the door and put £2 in the slot. There is a little Window that becomes see through and the girl starts dancing. Once your time is up the window is covered. I think it's still open but I haven't been in for a while.

I visited London two days ago and tried Karina from nightbutterflies escort agency! Massage and after part was wonderful, she are very sweet and hot! Real goddess! For good price!

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[QUOTE=Pilsnerdrinker;1658162]The Peep show is in Tilsbury Court. There are about 4 cubicles and you just walk in close the door and put 2 in the slot. There is a little Window that becomes see through and the girl starts dancing. Once your time is up the window is covered. I think it's still open but I haven't been in for a while.[/QUOTE]I have been on a number of occasions. Check my previous posts for Tisbury Court, Soho. Can search Tisbury Court in search box also. I have stood there enjoying the show with trousers around my ankles, wanking, when your head starts moving and they look down and see you wanking they start giving you commentary. Go on. You can do it. Fuck me baby. They say. Etc. They get close to the glass and look down to see your hand on your cock. While looking through the misted window, they drop their panties under your nose, just the other side of glass window, no sex with them, (you must used tissues and into the waste bin on exit please gents, rather than as a load wall / floor display), also I have visited to get me hot (keeping the load held in) before I then venture to a Chinese massage / or a Soho walk up, for well deserved release through these means instead, using Tisbury as a tease or first course. The Tisbury Court is a series of little cubicles where the girls titillate and excite you. Money into the slot, I have had fun there, never a problem, can see cubicles from the street. I usually spend maybe £10- £15 total.

[QUOTE=DirtyHog;1660490]I have been on a number of occasions. Check my previous posts for Tisbury Court, Soho. Can search Tisbury Court in search box also. I have stood there enjoying the show with trousers around my ankles, wanking, when your head starts moving and they look down and see you wanking they start giving you commentary. Go on. You can do it. Fuck me baby. They say. Etc. They get close to the glass and look down to see your hand on your cock. While looking through the misted window, they drop their panties under your nose, just the other side of glass window, no sex with them, (you must used tissues and into the waste bin on exit please gents, rather than as a load wall / floor display), also I have visited to get me hot (keeping the load held in) before I then venture to a Chinese massage / or a Soho walk up, for well deserved release through these means instead, using Tisbury as a tease or first course. The Tisbury Court is a series of little cubicles where the girls titillate and excite you. Money into the slot, I have had fun there, never a problem, can see cubicles from the street. I usually spend maybe 10- 15 total.[/QUOTE]I've never had a wank in there. I'd be worried about getting it on my jeans.

[QUOTE=Jojosun;1652961]In Scotland, now firmly in the UK, if someone knocks on your door and requires the use of your toilet, you must let them enter.

[/QUOTE]Think you have been in the (Jojo) sun too long. Total rubbish.