Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[QUOTE=Hunky Don; 1121244]Don't forget that you will need to pay some amount (think 500 Baht) as a transit fees.Cheers[/QUOTE]It is 700 Baht but only if you don't have a through check-in boarding card already.If at the origin airport you are given the boarding card for the connecting flight nothing will be asked at security.At least this is what happens to me. I had to pay only once as I was doing the whole check-in procedure and my ticket did not officially allowed a stop over. Anyhow. 700B and you are done! .

[B]FULL REVIEW[/B]

Well the news of EZmassage opening its doors got me curious. Ah, Curiosity. This emotion that represents a drive to know or try new things.

Looking at the website and seeing a few cuties, coupled with the Special Discount they have of 50% for Certain Forum members on the Massage, I was very keen to try this place.

I'll fast forward the drama and get right to the report, well, I arrived in the sub soi from the Far side and walking down I could already see the EZ Massage sign (See Picture). They had 3 girls outside trying to usher customers. Considering the competition at their Doorstep: Sakura, Pink, Mango, they're going to need every help they can get.

It is actually good that they have girls outside because to get into EZ Massage you have to climb a set of stairs (a la Aviva). Many customers will not be willing to climb up and go to Mango or Pink. But if girls are there then it's ok I guess.

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I went up the flight of Stairs and saw a customer already sitting down and enjoying an "after session" warm tea. Dude did not look like a tourist so maybe a fellow Forum member?

Anyway, seeing me arrive seemed to make him lose his Mojo or something because he quickly escaped. I guess the SOL buddy-couch-Blowjob is out the question then eh? LOL (If you're reading the Forum: Nice Shoes).

So, Arriving upstairs there was a little Chaos as the girls did not really know what to do, I guess it is perfectly normal when you start a new job and work in a new environment. So I guess they will need a couple days to get the routine all figured out.

2 couches (white) but with a Leopard cover on top were not really to my taste but quite Frankly, who gives a damn right?

The welcome vestibule is a bit small but ok. I was on the Phone so that also threw the girls off a little as they were not sure wether to disturb me or not. They quietly put the Book (photo album of the Girls) and Rate Sheet beside me.

I flipped through the book and there were many ladies in the vestibule so I had a look at them too. I could recognize only one girl. The girl that was sitting with the guy before me. I am not a fan of picking up someone else's crumbs so I decided not to even consider this girl for picking.

As I was still on the Phone and Browsing through the Book, the ladies did not really know if they were to approach or not so they went away and gave me some Space (which is a very smart move).

REMEMBER. I am here for a Review so I cannot behave like a Local and how I like to Direct the girls. I acted the same way "Joe Tourist" would do. (or I tried to).

When I hang-up the Phone, the Lady sitting with the Dude before (Miss Nancy) approached me with a Smile and asked if she could help me or if I had any questions, All in a Very good English.

I asked her if All the ladies were available and she joked: "yeah, sure, all the ladies can go in the room to massage you" LOL.

I browsed through the book and yes, the Ladies Pictures are heavily Photoshopped. The only girls I could recognize was Miss Nancy (with the name Natalee in the Book. WTF).

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The book was not finished yet as they did not have the stickers to show which girls are busy or not.

I confidently Pointed to LILY and Nancy went to inquire whether she was available or not. She was outside on an outcall.

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Nancy went through the whole book with me and was extremely helpful, she pointed a girl that was good at massage and said when we arrived to her Photo "this lady is me" but did not push to sell herself at all. She suggested I see the whole line up of girls in the Flesh and that they could call them for me.

I said: "Sure, Why not?"

All the while chit-chatting with Nancy as she was asking me where I am from. Her English is Excellent and she is an absolute Sweetheart. I really had to fight not to take her.

I looked at the book by the time all the girls were lining up and I thought, what the hell. So I pointed towards one girl from the Book: Let's Call Her XXX (not her name of course).

Nancy asked me what Massage I wanted,"you have discount for * Forum members?" I asked, and after checking, Nancy told me "yes, we have special 50% dscount for 7 days only" and she added "But for massage only na. Not special" while giving me a big Smile. ADORABLE Girl and Perfect Attitude.

She even asked me if I wanted a Water or Tea? And that it would be Free. I chose water.

I felt Very comfortable and unrushed which is very good.

Nancy still joked with me while XXX was removing my shoes and giving me Slippers. I chose 2 hours GEL Massage.

Up we go 2 flight of Stairs to a very well appointed room with a Nice Mirror and Shower. I like the fact that the mattress is on the Floor. So far, the Place looks good.

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I showered alone as Miss XXX Took her time to come back to the room and thankfully the Shower gel and Listerine Bottle were already inside the Shower.

The lady asked me if I wanted a Strong Massage but I declined. In fact the Massage was neither Strong nor Sensual. Just very forgettable.

Once she finished my Back, I asked to go to the Toilet and she escorted me at the end of the Corridor. Very Clean but No Toilet paper (WTF?).

Back in the Room and the same uninspired massage at the Front. I was playing with my Iphone most of the time (which shows how boring it was).

Finally after what seemed to be an eternity, she asked if I want extras but I was not even sure we had time and that the 2 hours were up.

She indicated that there was 35mn left.

I wanted a Body-to-Body Massage with Blowjob. She smiled and said that the BJ was going to be Covered. I smiled and told her I can't cum from a CBJ so she offered a Body to Body with HJ. I explained to her that it would probably take her 2 hours to make me come from a HJ (I was basing myself on the average Massage). She offered "Boom Boom" but with 30mn Left on the Clock, Sorry, No way I can make it on time and cum that fast.

She explained that she could not do a BJ without condom. I told her I respect that choice, it is her health and she has every right to be careful.

I wish I was there on my own and not for the sake of the review. Then I would not have waited 1. 5 hours for the "extras" to be mentioned and told the lady right from the start that she could keep the massage for another customer and start sex immediately.

I told her that I would not be taking any "Special" as the HJ I cannot cum From, CBJ is a sacrilege and I don't like it. And Boom Boom was too short time as 35mn is only enough to get started.

In all fairness to the girl (Miss XXX) , she was quite nice and I had a good time talking with her. I gave her 200 tip as she spent 2 hours out of "rotation" to give me a massage and not sure if she is paid our of the massage fee (probably not giving I paid one hour Fee for 2 hours Massage).

@The Cashier, the lady asked me what massage and then asked me for the Full price (without the discount). I gave her only half that and she did not push for the rest. I thought she would have remembered me from when I asked about the discount or maybe she tried to see if I would forget. Anyway this was not a very nice touch.

Waste of 2 hours for me and I had to go next door to Mango to release my tension. Had 2 hours there too. But 3 shots and a wonderful Time.

As Far as EZ Massage goes, well, I hope the girls talk about extras faster than with 30mn left on the clock.

I will not give out the name of the Girl because everyone deserves a second Chance and being the first day for the girl I understand she would be tired. She was very nice and I hope her service improves.

As for EZmassage, it looks like it will take a miracle for me to go back there. There are so many shops around :

Mango, Pink, Sakura & Orient right in the same sub-soi. Also that Crappy barber shop with the girls outside.

Hope the other guy had a better experience than me.

[QUOTE=NicFrenchy; 1121549][B]FULL REVIEW[/B]Waste of 2 hours for me and I had to go next door to Mango to release my tension. Had 2 hours there too. But 3 shots and a wonderful Time.[/QUOTE]So who at Mango provided such wonderful service to you?

[quote]She explained that she could not do a BJ without condom.[/quote]It's likely that that's standard procedure in that shop then. I'll give it a miss unless someone reports otherwise. Although I would like to play with Lily's beautiful tits.

[QUOTE=Hunky Don;1120306]Over time, seems Mango has overtaken Tulip as the one of the top service centers. Seldom do we read reviews from Tulip. Does that mean mongerers have moved "away". Any other places that can offer the "top quality service:?[/QUOTE]I have moved away.

I wanted to repeat with Rin after my last visit to Hana massage prior last year so I went to visit her.

In my last report I said that the next time I would try to take her for FS.

So after the usual massage who was really relaxing and the testicle massage she asked if I wanted FS before I had the chance to ask her. She started a BBBJ and after a few minutes she stopped and came sitting on me. Well it appears that Rin offers bareback because she slided my dick inside of her and started fucking.

I asked for a condom and she agreed. The FS was not bad and she is quite tight for her age. I tried to go for anal but it didn't seem possible. Maybe not in the mood for it.

Not the greatest fuck but for a lady her age not bad either. But I think I'll stick with the testicle massage if I visit her next and just go for a younger lady for the FS at another place.

On my way out I walked down the soi and saw a girl in her late 30's at lavender massage with a big pair of tits! I'll have a look later if I can find her again.

[QUOTE=Chieftain;1121676]On my way out I walked down the soi and saw a girl in her late 30's at lavender massage with a big pair of tits! I'll have a look later if I can find her again.[/QUOTE]That's Jo Jo. Fantastic fuck (I've even fucked her in the curtained off massage table).

[QUOTE=Chieftain;1121676]On my way out I walked down the soi and saw a girl in her late 30's at lavender massage with a big pair of tits! I'll have a look later if I can find her again.[/QUOTE]Her name's JOJO and she gives a delightful BBBJ

Any recommendations for some nice looking providers from above mentioned MPs, preferably with see cups? Or should I forget about natural see cups while in BKK?

[QUOTE=Margaya; 1121821]Any recommendations for some nice looking providers from above mentioned MPs, preferably with see cups? Or should I forget about natural see cups while in BKK? [/QUOTE]See cups? That's funny.

Any recos for quality services? Last visited Mango three months ago. Nowadays no response for mail requests.[QUOTE=Pita123;1121640]I have moved away.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=NicFrenchy; 1121549][B]

FULL REVIEW[/B]

Well the news of EZmassage opening its doors got me curious. Ah, Curiosity. This emotion that represents a drive to know or try new things. [/QUOTE]Great report thanks for TOFTT. Liked the way you integrated the photo links into the report.

Slim

[QUOTE=Mangofan;1121395]Very nice pics, although very obviously photoshopped. Lily and Suki are my faves. But it looks like you have to pay for special services up front, which is a downer. Is this place just a one-shot place or multiple?[/QUOTE]Hi! I am not very familiar with this service. I usually go to La Defense or the very old Chaopraya I and II. How do you rate this EZ or Mango vis-a-vis La Defense or Chaopraya? Do you mean "Massage Special" include the Half and Half?

Thanks! I got the idea now about the place. Very good reference.

[QUOTE=NicFrenchy; 1121549][B]FULL REVIEW[/B]

Well the news of EZmassage opening its doors got me curious. Ah, Curiosity. This emotion that represents a drive to know or try new things.

Looking at the website and seeing a few cuties, coupled with the Special Discount they have of 50% for Certain Forum members on the Massage, I was very keen to try this place.

I'll fast forward the drama and get right to the report, well, I arrived in the sub soi from the Far side and walking down I could already see the EZ Massage sign (See Picture). They had 3 girls outside trying to usher customers. Considering the competition at their Doorstep: Sakura, Pink, Mango, they're going to need every help they can get.

It is actually good that they have girls outside because to get into EZ Massage you have to climb a set of stairs (a la Aviva). Many customers will not be willing to climb up and go to Mango or Pink. But if girls are there then it's ok I guess.

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I went up the flight of Stairs and saw a customer already sitting down and enjoying an "after session" warm tea. Dude did not look like a tourist so maybe a fellow Forum member?

Anyway, seeing me arrive seemed to make him lose his Mojo or something because he quickly escaped. I guess the SOL buddy-couch-Blowjob is out the question then eh? LOL (If you're reading the Forum: Nice Shoes).

So, Arriving upstairs there was a little Chaos as the girls did not really know what to do, I guess it is perfectly normal when you start a new job and work in a new environment. So I guess they will need a couple days to get the routine all figured out.

2 couches (white) but with a Leopard cover on top were not really to my taste but quite Frankly, who gives a damn right?

The welcome vestibule is a bit small but ok. I was on the Phone so that also threw the girls off a little as they were not sure wether to disturb me or not. They quietly put the Book (photo album of the Girls) and Rate Sheet beside me.

I flipped through the book and there were many ladies in the vestibule so I had a look at them too. I could recognize only one girl. The girl that was sitting with the guy before me. I am not a fan of picking up someone else's crumbs so I decided not to even consider this girl for picking.

As I was still on the Phone and Browsing through the Book, the ladies did not really know if they were to approach or not so they went away and gave me some Space (which is a very smart move).

REMEMBER. I am here for a Review so I cannot behave like a Local and how I like to Direct the girls. I acted the same way "Joe Tourist" would do. (or I tried to).

When I hang-up the Phone, the Lady sitting with the Dude before (Miss Nancy) approached me with a Smile and asked if she could help me or if I had any questions, All in a Very good English.

I asked her if All the ladies were available and she joked: "yeah, sure, all the ladies can go in the room to massage you" LOL.

I browsed through the book and yes, the Ladies Pictures are heavily Photoshopped. The only girls I could recognize was Miss Nancy (with the name Natalee in the Book. WTF).

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The book was not finished yet as they did not have the stickers to show which girls are busy or not.

I confidently Pointed to LILY and Nancy went to inquire whether she was available or not. She was outside on an outcall.

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Nancy went through the whole book with me and was extremely helpful, she pointed a girl that was good at massage and said when we arrived to her Photo "this lady is me" but did not push to sell herself at all. She suggested I see the whole line up of girls in the Flesh and that they could call them for me.

I said: "Sure, Why not?"

All the while chit-chatting with Nancy as she was asking me where I am from. Her English is Excellent and she is an absolute Sweetheart. I really had to fight not to take her.

I looked at the book by the time all the girls were lining up and I thought, what the hell. So I pointed towards one girl from the Book: Let's Call Her XXX (not her name of course).

Nancy asked me what Massage I wanted,"you have discount for * Forum members?" I asked, and after checking, Nancy told me "yes, we have special 50% dscount for 7 days only" and she added "But for massage only na. Not special" while giving me a big Smile. ADORABLE Girl and Perfect Attitude.

She even asked me if I wanted a Water or Tea? And that it would be Free. I chose water.

I felt Very comfortable and unrushed which is very good.

Nancy still joked with me while XXX was removing my shoes and giving me Slippers. I chose 2 hours GEL Massage.

Up we go 2 flight of Stairs to a very well appointed room with a Nice Mirror and Shower. I like the fact that the mattress is on the Floor. So far, the Place looks good.

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I showered alone as Miss XXX Took her time to come back to the room and thankfully the Shower gel and Listerine Bottle were already inside the Shower.

The lady asked me if I wanted a Strong Massage but I declined. In fact the Massage was neither Strong nor Sensual. Just very forgettable.

Once she finished my Back, I asked to go to the Toilet and she escorted me at the end of the Corridor. Very Clean but No Toilet paper (WTF?).

Back in the Room and the same uninspired massage at the Front. I was playing with my Iphone most of the time (which shows how boring it was).

Finally after what seemed to be an eternity, she asked if I want extras but I was not even sure we had time and that the 2 hours were up.

She indicated that there was 35mn left.

I wanted a Body-to-Body Massage with Blowjob. She smiled and said that the BJ was going to be Covered. I smiled and told her I can't cum from a CBJ so she offered a Body to Body with HJ. I explained to her that it would probably take her 2 hours to make me come from a HJ (I was basing myself on the average Massage). She offered "Boom Boom" but with 30mn Left on the Clock, Sorry, No way I can make it on time and cum that fast.

She explained that she could not do a BJ without condom. I told her I respect that choice, it is her health and she has every right to be careful.

I wish I was there on my own and not for the sake of the review. Then I would not have waited 1. 5 hours for the "extras" to be mentioned and told the lady right from the start that she could keep the massage for another customer and start sex immediately.

I told her that I would not be taking any "Special" as the HJ I cannot cum From, CBJ is a sacrilege and I don't like it. And Boom Boom was too short time as 35mn is only enough to get started.

In all fairness to the girl (Miss XXX) , she was quite nice and I had a good time talking with her. I gave her 200 tip as she spent 2 hours out of "rotation" to give me a massage and not sure if she is paid our of the massage fee (probably not giving I paid one hour Fee for 2 hours Massage).

@The Cashier, the lady asked me what massage and then asked me for the Full price (without the discount). I gave her only half that and she did not push for the rest. I thought she would have remembered me from when I asked about the discount or maybe she tried to see if I would forget. Anyway this was not a very nice touch.

Waste of 2 hours for me and I had to go next door to Mango to release my tension. Had 2 hours there too. But 3 shots and a wonderful Time.

As Far as EZ Massage goes, well, I hope the girls talk about extras faster than with 30mn left on the clock.

I will not give out the name of the Girl because everyone deserves a second Chance and being the first day for the girl I understand she would be tired. She was very nice and I hope her service improves.

As for EZmassage, it looks like it will take a miracle for me to go back there. There are so many shops around :

Mango, Pink, Sakura & Orient right in the same sub-soi. Also that Crappy barber shop with the girls outside.

Hope the other guy had a better experience than me. [/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Watson29;1122348]Hi! I am not very familiar with this service. I usually go to La Defense or the very old Chaopraya I and II. How do you rate this EZ or Mango vis-a-vis La Defense or Chaopraya? Do you mean "Massage Special" include the Half and Half?[/QUOTE]"Soapies" like La Defense are not at all similar to EZ or Mango, which are known as "Oilies". Oilies have no extended bath procedure, but may have assisted shower with some play in the shower. At Oilies, the girl may or may not know how to massage (just like at Soapies). The Oily rooms are very small and sometimes low standard. The bed is often small. The price of 800 or 1000 for massage does not include the sexual extras in the room.Guys normally pay direct to the girl 500 for handjob. 1000 for blowjob, and 1500 for full sex including blowjob. You can tip extra if you wish based on exceptional service or duration.Chaopraya II used to be real good and my standard Soapy, but seems to have been iin decline for last 5 years at least. La Defense is not a big favourite of mine. At times I went there, not many girls to choose from and best ones were always pre-booked.P. S. At Soapies you can take a every long time to choose a girl. At Oilies they short of expect a quicker decision.Really hot sex can be had at both types of establishment if you chose the right girl. Mango girls are more reliably good than most places.