Introducing Captain Moron
[QUOTE=Interstella;2986773]Okay, so, gentlemen. I have obviously been posting rants in the reports section, and the mods have been so gracious as to move them to the appropriate board, thank you for that. I'm going to try and quickly identify which gents I feel on this forum are worth my time and which one's aren't. This rant section is wild and I love it. I mean, I have a guy asking me how can I be a nice guy one second and a rotten son of a ***** the next. Have you even lived life? Are you human? Such is the nature of my existence, I wake up every day and try to be less of an asshole making mistakes left and right. I stupidly apologized to this Mr. Vowel, thinking that I was dealing with a cogent individual, and I find it's always best to apologize when I err. I'm not super interested in some of the drama flying around, but I sure as hell want to know if some person is masquerading as knowledgeable when they are full of shit. I am trying my best to provide factual and actionable information, and I hope there are others here with the same intent. Seeing as I can detect and remember patterns like nobodies business, it won't take me long to see what's up.
This forum changed my world view. I honestly at first just checked to see which countries and cities had the most reports, and went from there. Quantity has to count for something, no? Then from there I read the respective forums and checked the pic thumbnails to see what I could maybe expect and was potentially heading into. The information printed on this forum has real world effects. So I will be checking the "rants" forums to see if I can glean who are the donuts, and who are in the know. I can say this, my posts will be factual, and I will try my best to give actionable information. Additionally, I think maybe us gents can dispense with some of the nonsense such as people saying one man's 5 is another man's 10 and such as far as universal standards. Like, if we can't even come up with and discuss a metric of evaluation for beauty, then what's the point of even discussing anything at all, what's the point of advisors? It's all just relative nonsense at that point. End rant.[/QUOTE]Ladies and gentlemen, we have a new twat in the ranks, and his name is Captain Moron. A man so desperate to sound important that he's out here talking about his "patents" while simultaneously attacking his own allies. That's right this genius just took a flamethrower to ElMexicant, who was supposed to be riding shotgun with him and “Fuck Off” in their little circle jerk. You can't make this shit up.
And now, onto his masterpiece.
Oh, Captain Moron, you truly are something special. You're sitting here, pounding out your manifesto, telling us how you're going to start "identifying which gents are worth your time. " Buddy, nobody gives a shit about your time. The only thing your time is worth is the couple of cents ISG makes off your page views before you hit "submit" on another cringe-inducing essay.
And let's talk about this pattern recognition nonsense. You're acting like some high-level analyst, when in reality, you're just a dude scrolling a forum, desperately trying to figure out who's who like a nosy housewife. Newsflash: this isn't the CIA, and you're not Jack Ryan. You're just another overcompensating Moron with way too much time on his hands.
But the best part? The absolute cherry on top? You actually wrote the words "this forum changed my worldview. " Holy. Shit. Do you even realize how tragic that is? Grown men are out here living, making moves, enjoying the game, and you're acting like you just had a religious awakening over a couple of mongering reports. Jesus Christ, man, was this your first time on the internet? Was your worldview before this just a blank page?
And then, of course, we get to the Everything Thai mention, Yours Truly. Oh, you stupidly apologized to me? Yeah, no shit. Because you should have. And now you regret it? Good. Next time, maybe don't try to play the "reasonable guy" act when we all know you're just another insecure clown trying to sound like a sage elder statesman of ISG.
And for the grand finaleyou, Captain Moron, actually tried to flex your patents on a bunch of mongers. What the actual fuck? You really sat there, typed that out, and thought, "Yep, nailed it. " Dude, nobody cares. If your genius-level brain actually invented something worthwhile, you wouldn't be here crying about "donuts" and forum "beauty metrics. " You would be on a yacht somewhere, living. Instead, you're here, explaining the mathematics of attractiveness like some deranged lunatic who just discovered the concept of a 1-to-10 scale.
Bottom line, Captain Moron: nobody respects you, nobody listens to you, and the only pattern we recognize is that you are a pathetic, overcompensating joke. Now go back to your little research lab and cook up another steaming pile of horseshit. We'll be here, laughing. You know I actually liked you in the beginning. But after you accused me of being a shill for Crazy House which I never even mentioned as "High class" I realized you were an absolute wack job. I did however post about a high class place called "the Pimp". Maybe you need to learn reading comprehension LOL. I wish I was getting a kickback from them but alas, I'm just a pea in a pod.
So much for being diplomatic and respectful to you. You are now officially part of the WEEKEND WARRIORS AND BROKE BRIGADE crew.
Now run along and apologize to ElMexicant. You are going to need as many allies as you can get if you keep this nonsense up. You even went after Mr. E LOL.
Interstella is a 1%er who is easily triggered. This is going to be fun!
[B]Welcome to my hood ya *****![/B]
You probably never had anyone talk to you like that Mr. 1%er. Dealt with many of your type throughout my life. You most definitely fit the profile. As far as physical confrontations I prefer using a tool. Better bring yours and wear your vest because I go hard in the paint and from three point range I shoot better than Steph Curry.
[URL]https://youtu.be/fCGDGmdNYRE?si=PUqFvuEYMYdBuV0U[/URL]
[QUOTE=Interstella;2986994] What country do you come from.[/QUOTE]A interrogatory should end with a question mark. It looks like this [B]?[/B].
The answer to you question can be found in the American Politics Thread #17389.
[B]When you see me bow![/B]
[QUOTE]How will know it's me? Because I will be draped with Thai Gold on my fingers wrists and neck. [b]The only chains on me these days are ones made of Thai Gold[/b][/QUOTE]My Dad used to tell me, [I][b]better to be thought to be a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt[/I][ / be]. Remember that Bro.
[QUOTE=SubCmdr;2971248][I]Got a million and one haters, and they all can kiss my ass (Mwah)[/I] - [U]TGIF[/U], [B]GloRilla[/B].[/QUOTE]
Okay so, I will be signing off soon here anyway, but a quick reply again
[QUOTE=JjBee62;2987077]Congratulations! You just defined a beauty scale and immediately showed it to be useless. Your scale places Linda Hunt, at worst, within 1 point of young Susan Sarandon. Melissa McCarthy ranks the same as Tyra Banks.
There are thousands of examples on the forums clearly demonstrating why a mutually agreed upon beauty scale is an impossibility, and the concept, when applied to P4P, has zero worth.
One guy likes thick girls, the next likes them thin. One prefers short and curvy, the next wants tall and skinny. One guy only wants 20 and under, and another turns his nose up at anyone under 30. Implants? Some love, some hate.
In any casual sexual encounter (whether P4P or a 1 night stand) all that matters is "do I want to pay her price, based upon my current level of desire?" Her price might be 1000 thb, or it might be a nice meal, a bunch of drinks and the right amount of flattery.[/QUOTE]All systems of measure, are essentially based on axiomatic statements. That is to say, statments that explain things, but the statements themselves cannot be explained, because they are the very starting point of logic. For example, the existence of Pi, and Phi, as mathematical concepts. They explain phenomena, but there is no explantion as to why Pi, and Phi, exist. You catching my drift.
So when we are speaking of "systems of measure," I was merely trying to make an attempt at a vague way for us to communicate about the perceived beauty of the women we seek. I think your retort is disingenous, and in "bad faith. " And, you are wrong, if you take a social sciences survey of a large enough sample size, you will find that there is a trend as to the beauty perception of males. Don't take my word for it. Go read some peer reviewed articles on the subject. Unless you are altogether an anti-intellectual, and find academia to be purely useless, as well as science, in which case I fear you are truly "lost. ".
Like is it so crazy to say that "I hooked up with Scarle*t Johans*and last night, she's a 10 and I had a good time. " Apparently to you this is madness. Trust me. I've already debated this issue ad-infinitum in academe, as to the relativity of metrics and scales thereof. What's the point of advisors if everything is completely relative. What's the point of calling the sky blue, if your eyes are different and see it as purple. I don't think you will agree, but I tried.
I just really struggle on this forum, and can see that my contributions are not desired here, and that's fine. I will make my exit soon, and won't bother you with my rants any longer. I was really just trying to suggest an idea, and you make it sound like I'm some sort of moron. Trust me, I'm not.