Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[QUOTE=Chieftain;1121676]Well it appears that Rin offers bareback because she slided my dick inside of her and started fucking.[/QUOTE]I was sorry to hear this about Rin. Whilst I always use a condom for intercourse, I usually avoid receiving BBBJ from a girl who does bareback. The plot thickens!

This morning a friend of mine asked me to join him for a round of golf but I couldn't be bothered to get my ass in a cab. Instead I called the good people at Mango and had them send over two of my favorite girls, Ms xx and Ms yy. What followed were 2 hours of amazing sex in all 6 holes.

[QUOTE=Spider916;1122835]This morning a friend of mine asked me to join him for a round of golf but I couldn't be bothered to get my ass in a cab. Instead I called the good people at Mango and had them send over two of my favorite girls, Ms xx and Ms yy. What followed were 2 hours of amazing sex in all 6 holes.[/QUOTE]It's a dilema I often face, bringing home a lbfm for the night (I am more of a LT guy) or get up early for golf, sometimes I get my priorities mixed up!

Spidey, hope you are young and could shoot a total round par with these ladies.

Mtg

last few days when i was in bk, my farang female partner joined me in my hotel before leaving to phuket for a well deserved holiday, this means that my freedom in bk beside the business hours was a bit limited, i had to play mr nice guy and go with here to our regular spas for massage and paragon shopping.no big problem i had a few chances to pass by in soi 8 to visit [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord901][CodeWord901][/url]'s for a quick bj, one bj is better done than the other one but it is almost the same price like a 1h oil massage + bj except that you not arrive in your hotel with sticky oil on your body.now i am in phuket for min. 2 weeks and what did i discover, yes, a [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord901][CodeWord901][/url]'s with better looking girls than in bk or hua hin. will post the report in the phuket section.john euro

It must have been the same girl! When she got me all hard and horny, she started complaining that I'm too big, and said that it would be too painful for her. She then offered only HJ, or offered to change to another girl. No way! I got fed-up, and started dressing, left Baht 200 on the side table and walked out. Thought of complaining to mama-san, but decided it was too much of a hassle.

Just checked the Mango website.Seems like a lot of girls have left.Cherry / Cat / Nikki / Venus and then some.Whats going on I wonder?

I stopped in Victoria for the internet two girl special and I have to say I was rather disappointed. They really weren't at all in sync, and although they went through the motions they were more interested in talking to each other in Thai than focusing on me, the customer. I believe I'll be heading back to Mango soon. I've never been disappointed there. For the same price I paid at Victoria the Eden Club seems a much better value.

[QUOTE=Some American;1123173]they were more interested in talking to each other in Thai than focusing on me, the customer.[/QUOTE]If you understand Thai, you would have probably understood that they were saying: "come on, you really want to suck that dumbass? I don't want to" or something like that.

Saturday Afternoon, I am a little Bored of watching movies at home so I decide that Busting a nut would be a good alternative.

I ponder my options and decide on a little Massage place on Soi 23 where one of the Providers let me do with her what I please (Mango style).

I hop on a Bike and tell the Orange man: "soi YipSam"

Arriving at the said massage, I realize my girl is busy giving a foot massage to some Farang Lady (she works in a Legit kind of Joint) and motions me that it will take 2 hours. She also gives me the puppy eyes as she wants me to wait.

Her Friend comes out and suggests I take 2 hours Foot Massage while I wait for the girl. Foot massage? Wait 2 hours? No thanks Baby, we are in Bangkok and I got a lot of Options.

I hop on another Bike and make my way to PINK MASSAGE.

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I want to see Miss Kaew (Geo on the Website)

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I just love her Boobies, just perfect for me. Star attitude and a great Fuck (for me anyways).

Well, Miss Kaew picked that bloody Saturday to take her "Holiday" (so said the grumpy lady at the desk). My guess is another Bastard Took her out for the whole day.

Oh well, I guess I'll fuck her another day.

So what's next?

YOKO at Oranges comes to mind. I remember a very nice session with her a while back.

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Or even miss MIMOI (but this cutie is always super busy). What a tight pussy she has.

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So here I am headed to Oranges and when I walk in, the Japanese Older Papasan greets me, he recognizes me as a repeat customer.

He even smiles at me!

There is a Japanese Dude before me so I have to wait in line even though I want to whisper to Papasan which girl I want, but I'm not that big an asshole and politely wait for my turn.

Samurai asks for a Lineup and picks YOKO. I want to kill the bastard but compose myself. I immediately regret my politeness and curse at myself for having been such a fool. Lesson learnt.

I ask Papasan if MIMOI is here and he laughs "oh, Busy Busy" in a perfect Japanese Accent.

DAMMIT! Am I going to get laid or what?

I am about to give up on Oranges when Papasan shows me the book and points to Miss MIMI and Says: "Very young, Very good massage and take Very good care customer"

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She doesn't look too horrifying on the picture so I decide "What the heck. I made it all the way to here. Might as well take a risk"

I say "ok" and papasan is Happy his suggestion was taken. Whatever.

MIMI arrives in the Vestibule and greets me, then takes my shoes off and ushers me upstairs to a room with a Massage Table and en-suite Shower.

I hate massage Tables, one has to work so much harder than if there was a mattress on the floor.

MIMI shows me a list of drinks with no prices on it and I pick Water. She leaves me to myself in the room. I decide to undress and go in the shower while waiting for her.

I hear her coming back and wait until she joins me. 1mn. 2mn. 3mn. WTF is she doing? (I'm thinking). I open the door and there she is, waiting for me with a towel in her hands. I guess she will not shower with me after all.

I look at her in the eyes and ask "Soap". She looks at me and after a few seconds her brain registers the info. She runs to get the Shower gel and apologizes profusely.

No listerine (thanks for her I did nt have a Garlic dish earlier).

I come out of the shower and lay on the table facing up and she is trying to tell me that I need to be facing down so that she can start the massage. I smile and tell her I do not want massage but I want Body to Body and a Blow job. She Takes the hint, smiles and disrobes. Before she starts pouring the oil on herself I stop her and point to the Shower " You go shower ok?"

When she comes out the Shower (wrapped up int he Towel) she grabs the oil and starts oiling my foot. Do I repeat to her I want a Body to Body? Or do I let her go through the motions of a regular massage? Of course I need to tell her! But before I can say anything, I can feel she is naked and rubbing her boobs on my foot. Slowly working her way up my body. This is a first for me and I like the feeling.

Body to Body is ok and I take charge of the Foreplay. I nibble on her boobs before going down to the already wet pussy. No Smell. I lick away and she starts to make little noises of pleasure. I insert a finger in her pussy and it is very wet and sticky, I decide to play a little with the entrance of her asshole and she does not move. I slowly insert a little bit of my finger in her ass (all the while sucking on her clit) and still no reaction. Well, After a few minutes I had her clit in my mouth, a full finger in her pussy and a full finger in her ass. She was really enjoying herself and had to stop me as she could not take it anymore.

My turn now! But to my disappointment, the BJ was covered and she put too much teeth. I must say she tried hard though and did not give up until I took her on top of me to suck on her tits.

From there, she very slowly impaled herself on my cock and went up and down very slowly while still giving me a hug. Felt like a Pure GFE moment.

She started kissing my lips and still going up and down slowly. She was really pleasuring herself.

What was supposed to be a 60mn session turned into 2 hours and 3 shots.

Not her fault as she wanted to stay another hour to ensure I finish.

I paid her 2, 000 (yes, Over the regular 1, 500. So bite me)

She asked me to come back to see her.

All in all not a bad experience

[QUOTE=Hunky Don;1121244]Foot massage. Yes, reaching out north of that. None to the best of my knowledge.[/QUOTE]Foot, Thai, Oil w / shower. All at the airport.

[QUOTE=NicFrenchy;1123252]If you understand Thai, you would have probably understood that they were saying: "come on, you really want to suck that dumbass? I don't want to" or something like that.[/QUOTE]Of course that's what they were saying. But they both did. I just prefer the illusion of being the center of attention for the time I'm there. Call me old fashioned.

[quote=some american;1123173]i stopped in victoria for the internet two girl special and i have to say i was rather disappointed. they really weren't at all in sync, and although they went through the motions they were more interested in talking to each other in thai than focusing on me, the customer. i believe i'll be heading back to mango soon. i've never been disappointed there. for the same price i paid at victoria the eden club seems a much better value.[/quote]funny, my one experience with the eden club was somewhat similar. after choosing the one good looking girl from the left of the line, she chose a friend who rated about a 2, chubby, tats, pimply face. hey, the etiquete suggests this. sorry i don't remember their names. i'm still not over the trauma.they seemed a little too in sync, like they'd done this a thousand times before and they probably had. the girl i chose gave a nice bbbj to start with but then let the other girl have a turn. guys, go stick your dick in an electric pencil sharpener or take a potato peeler to little willy. that's what it felt like. they switched back and soon "waterfall!" cim.a quick clean up and they did a little lesbian act with a dildo before the prettier one started with another bbbj to get willys attention. she popped a condom on and hopped on board for a few minutes of bouncing. then she went back to the bbbj. right as pop #2 was going to happen there was a loud noise from right outside the door, enough to distract me and then time! no anal even though that's the gimmick of the line. i paid and got the hell away from there.the extra girl was unnecesary and too much of a distraction especially if etiquete suggests you let your girl choose the partner. no thanks.

Went out for a walk yesterday and passed by Lisa's massage in the Sathorn / Silom area. Picked a cutie from out front named "Ui" for a Thai massage. Room was clean and roomy. 15 minutes in she asked if I wanted special. She quoted me 2, 000 for FS which I balked at. She quickly came down to 1500 but I knew that I could get if for cheaper since she was a bit chubby and had a kid. Finally agreed on 1500 including the massage fee. She was a complete starfish. CBJ and no kissing. I quickly bent her over and came. Had to use my own spit for lubricant as she was dry and uninspired. Avoid.Tomorrow I plan to visit Mango for the first time. Can't decide between Apple or Bam for 2 hours of sensual delight.

[quote=stevebny; 1123757]funny, my one experience with the eden club was somewhat similar. after choosing the one good looking girl from the left of the line, she chose a friend who rated about a 2, chubby, tats, pimply face. hey, the etiquete suggests this. sorry i don't remember their names. i'm still not over the trauma.

they seemed a little too in sync, like they'd done this a thousand times before and they probably had. the girl i chose gave a nice bbbj to start with but then let the other girl have a turn. guys, go stick your dick in an electric pencil sharpener or take a potato peeler to little willy. that's what it felt like. they switched back and soon "waterfall!" cim.

a quick clean up and they did a little lesbian act with a dildo before the prettier one started with another bbbj to get willys attention. she popped a condom on and hopped on board for a few minutes of bouncing. then she went back to the bbbj. right as pop #2 was going to happen there was a loud noise from right outside the door, enough to distract me and then time! no anal even though that's the gimmick of the line. i paid and got the hell away from there.

the extra girl was unnecesary and too much of a distraction especially if etiquete suggests you let your girl choose the partner. no thanks. [/quote]the nice-looking girl) f there is one availabnle) girl you choose ineviatbly picks up a friend that noone chooses, and let her do the work. in addition they go on chatting while doing the job, as if you were not there. bloody waste of time, semen and money.

[QUOTE=Mangofan;1123814]Tomorrow I plan to visit Mango for the first time. Can't decide between Apple or Bam for 2 hours of sensual delight.[/QUOTE]Better decide quick and Book. These girls are quite busy