FKK Artemis - Berlin

Who cares about some crusty, hairy guys & their tats? Last thing on my mind. I concentrate on the lovely ladies that occupy the place. Everyone else can go to hell.

Guess I'll see you there (Artemis & Hell).

- DSK

Hey Guys,

I've been a silent reader for the past year or so, thanks for all the useful information you guys share here.

Anyway. 2 questions:

1. My first and only visit to Artemis was this past May. I've had an amazing session with with a Moldavian named (I think) Christina (?). Dark blonde hair, light blue eyes, large natural breasts and a large cross-medallion necklace. She's in her early twenties and also said she has a son back in Moldova. I haven't seen anyone mention her, neither before, nor after my session with her though she was both most attractive and gave really good service, IMHO. I might be mistaken regarding the name, anyone know of her and knows if she still works at Artemis?

2. I've just booked a trip to Berlin for this weekend, starting tomorrow. I'm wondering how going to an FKK is in the winter? Is it not too cold to walk around naked / in a bath robe? How well dressed can you come in, considering the lockers being so small?

Sorry if my questions are a bit stupid, and thanks for the info.

Angus Fanboy.

[QUOTE=AMs Fanboy;1373884]Sorry if my questions are a bit stupid, and thanks for the info. Angus Fanboy.[/QUOTE]On locker size-not an issue (they were designed for winter use by the crack winter locker Berlin design team). Plenty of space as long as you leave your skimobile home. On the inside chill, Berlin really not all that cold at the mo, and in any case the Love Bahnhoff is thoroughly heated. Let us put on our common sense hat and ask: what would be needed to allow 70+ girls, notoriously sensitive to chills, to walk around naked, comfortably? In a pinch, you can use the hairdryers to warm your cockels, or just ask some Hell's Angles to give you a group hug. These issues not often discussed here so good you brought them up :eek:.

Not exactly sure about your old flame, could actually be Hungarian, but if it is who I think, she is long gone. But you can always have Angus, if you PM him. He is a cheap date (trust me), and with enough drugs, kind of cute.

[QUOTE=Rocketboy0;1374010]On locker size-not an issue (they were designed for winter use by the crack winter locker Berlin design team). Plenty of space as long as you leave your skimobile home. [/QUOTE]


I bed to differ here. The normal lockers are sufficient for clothes and a jacket. But if you have a large-ish winter jacket and a small back pack the whole thing is pretty snug and sometimes takes a bit of stuffing to fit everything in. Not at all impossible but I have had to struggle a bit to make do. Especially annoying is when you have a few things on hangers and the hanging bar, which is not fixed in place, keeps popping out and everything falls down.

What I usually do is ask for a large size locker when paying my entry. The last (closest to the wall) locker on each row is double size and thus has more room. Sometimes I am told that there are none left (I guess more than a few know of the large lockers) but 9/10 times I get the larger locker.

As for the girl-I do know of a Moldavian girl who fits the description but I am pretty sure while I don't remember her name it is not Christina. I see her there almost every time I go but she often has a very different look each time. She seems to like colouring her hair.

AM (of Fanbois fame)

[QUOTE=Angus Magee;1374045]I bed to differ here. The normal lockers are sufficient for clothes and a jacket. But if you have a large-ish winter jacket and a small back pack the whole thing is pretty snug and sometimes takes a bit of stuffing to fit everything in. Not at all impossible but I have had to struggle a bit to make do. AM (of Fanbois fame)[/QUOTE]Well, of course, as you are larger than life. And if you would leave your Kindle, leopard skin pillbox hat, the watermellon snack, and full body condom home, perhaps that might help. I easily pack in a normal locker a small bag for reading materials, my double vibrator, edible condoms, shampoo, etc, and have multiple layers of clothes. For most mortals, it should not be an issue. Agree that the hanger bar pop out is annoying. Ikea has its limits.

God I wish we would just get some sunny days here in Berlin; even with all the lovely P4P options, I am starting to climb the walls (in case it was not obvious).

So, is any of you Berlin guys setting up a dream team to save our girls from the fruit men?

RB, Angus?

LOL.

Kimino

I think I have my first provider crush! I met her about six months ago in Artemis. Good times. I see she's been mentioned before. Can anyone indicate if she's still there? I know she moves around. I'm considering another trip to Berlin. Or elsewhere to chase her, if she's available.

[QUOTE=Kimino;1374721]So, is any of you Berlin guys setting up a dream team to save our girls from the fruit men? Kimino[/QUOTE]Next week is Green Week, then 6 Feb, tutti Fruitti. Can`t feel too sorry for them because all the girls know fully well what they are getting into, which in the end involves lots of Euros.

There are 2 bright spots to this, the gene pool expands and all the beasty boys make the rest of us seem much more civilised (than normal, or than we really are). You just need to go, and leave, a little earlier.

[QUOTE=Jmioffe;1374869]Can anyone indicate if she's still there? I know she moves around. I'm considering another trip to Berlin. Or elsewhere to chase her, if she's available.[/QUOTE]Maybe she works in Palace FFM now. Last time I saw her in Artemis was in November 2012.

Having visited oase many times and artemis just 3 times and planning to visit berlin for a change this easter I am interested to find out what members think regarding silicone girls versus natural type girls at artemis. Ie as a rough guide what is the percentage of natural girls versus those that are artificially enhanced at artemis? Much talk of the silicone variety but what are the bets on finding natural next door types at artemis? I know this is higher at oase but I need a change especially as berlin is so far more interesting.

[QUOTE=Suppenhuhn;1375025]Maybe she works in Palace FFM now. Last time I saw her in Artemis was in November 2012.[/QUOTE]Thank you Suppenhuhn. Yes, she mentioned she worked there as well. But if she's out of the business, all good as well, best of luck to her.

[QUOTE=Angus Magee;1374045]As for the girl-I do know of a Moldavian girl who fits the description but I am pretty sure while I don't remember her name it is not Christina. I see her there almost every time I go but she often has a very different look each time. She seems to like colouring her hair.[/QUOTE]There's a girl from Moldavia or Romania called Christina. AFAIR she's working in Artemis since spring 2012. A girl called Ghia, her co-worker and friend, has left Artemis for a while. Maybe Christina has left, too.

[QUOTE=Jmioffe;1374869]I think I have my first provider crush! I met her about six months ago in Artemis. Good times. I see she's been mentioned before. Can anyone indicate if she's still there? I know she moves around. I'm considering another trip to Berlin. Or elsewhere to chase her, if she's available.[/QUOTE]Yes, I booked her end December in FKK The Palace. Sexy lady!

[QUOTE=StarletVoyager;1375036]rough guide what is the percentage of natural girls versus those that are artificially enhanced at artemis? Much talk of the silicone variety but what are the bets on finding natural next door types at artemis?[/QUOTE]Well you are in luck, as according to a recent management Big DData research project, the numbers are 68. 6% natural, and 26. 4% enhanced, though these are only rolling 5 year averages, within 2 standard deviations (that is not a perv term by the way). The remaining 5% are either unknown, or have only 1 boob natural and 1 boob enhanced and are difficult to categorize. Then there is another problem-what constitutes a "natural girl next door" look really varies by taste, and oddly enough, the reference neighborhood. In Los Angeles for example, silicon valleys might well be the natural next door look, vs. say gutzy, gritty, natural downtown Khandahar. I know a number of neighborhoods where one is only grateful if a girl does not look like the girl next door.

Then a further complication-is your mood spoiled by having certain thresholds exceeded - say not so many (less than 10 out of 70) are enhanced, but of those, 3 that are are of gargantuan RRR Zepplinesque proportions, bigger than their entire body? Or what if the vast majority are not enhanced but very plain looking, yet some of the enhancientas have wonderful gorgeous faces, super personalities, and even a few have removable dentures for the vaunted "hummer gummer" treatment? Would you still be put off by a few geo-engineering works? What price glory eh? Whew it is getting complicated.

But now, given all this, what your chances of [i]actually[/i] finding these so-called "natural next door" types at a given moment? Well, this varies from day to day, the number of mongers who are with them, the length of their session, the time of day, and most importantly, how long you are prepared to wait. But basically your odds are always 100% over several hours. In other words, really, it's a bit absurd, and don't worry about it.

[QUOTE=Pharisaer;1375088]There's a girl from Moldavia or Romania called Christina. AFAIR she's working in Artemis since spring 2012. A girl called Ghia, her co-worker and friend, has left Artemis for a while. Maybe Christina has left, too.[/QUOTE]I was 5 times to Artemis I'm November and had 1 session with Gia alone and the next time with both Christina and Gia together, just like 6 month before (they often hunt customers together). Gia had worked at least 2x 10 days the last time I sessioned with her (last weekend in November) and Christina actually arrived the same day, fresh from the airport. I remember Gia said she should go home 1oth December and get a boob-job during the holiday, funny as she 1 or 2 weeks before was very happy with her boobs and did not even think of making them done at all. I asked her why she changed her mind, but she just said she is very impulsive and wanted to fix her boobs, not because of the customers, but because of herself. So I suppose both ladies are back soon. So please post if you see her with new boobs! I think Gia started work Artemis in April, she had only worked 2 weeks first time I sessioned with her. I think Christina has been there longer, but it seems that she work shorter periods (10 days) than Gia, but I suppose money's good anyway.

By the way: Is there any reporty on turkish-german lady Shenai (big black hair and nice ass, sometimes wearing glasses). Last time I saw her she was very fit, lost some weight and was doing weight-training on a regular basis, probably at the gym in the house. Please report&61514.