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Farewell Thailand Part 3 – Pattaya
Welcome to Pattaya, the world's capital of putas!
According to Google, "It's difficult to pinpoint an exact number, but estimates suggest there are between 30,000 and 50,000 sex workers in Pattaya. This city is known for its extensive sex tourism industry. Many of these individuals, including women and transgender individuals (ladyboys), come from impoverished regions of Thailand with hopes of improving their financial situations. ".
This trip report will cover transportation, hotel, restaurants, and clubs / bars in Pattaya. For logistics and other notes, please refer to my trip report in the General Reports section, #14333.
Transportation:
In Pattaya, I used the motorbike taxis and Grab. I white-knuckled it for a few nights while riding on those motorbikes, But as it turned out; Grab was cheaper than the motorbikes. Maybe it was because I was paying the motorbikes 100 baht.
From Bangkok to Pattaya I used Mr. T. taxi service, the cost was 1400. Returning, I used Mr. T. from Pattaya to the airport and the cost was 1200.
Hotel:
Once again, I stayed at my favorite hotel in the world; Penthouse. The hotel has kinky ass rooms. My room, 518, had a large jacuzzi, fuck swing, and dance pole. It also had mirrors all over in the room. However, the hotel has changed with the new owners. It now has a joiner fee, restaurant sucks, and the pools were closed. Worst off, I was not allowed to bring any farm animals into my room! The staff and service were good, but it was not the same whatsoever. Even though things have changed, I would still recommend the hotel because it is a naughty and kinky place.
Restaurants:
Beer Garden good.
King Seafood very good.
Cabbages & Condoms excellent.
Mambo Yo-Yo very good.
Nok's Smash Burgers very good.
Clubs / Bars:
The Gentlemen's Clubs:
While in Pattaya, I focused on these clubs. For years I only went to Kinnaree and always had great sessions there. So this romp, I decided to skip Kinnaree and check out 19 other gentlemen's clubs. I tried to choose clubs that were in the same area.
For example; there was an area where I counted at least 9 clubs, like Purple, Pirates, Bada Bing, 007, and CIC. I did not go to those clubs, but I did go to 4 other clubs in that same area. I did not inquire about bar fines in any of the clubs.
My trusty note pad took a bloody ass-kicking in Pattaya. And as always, if any of my information is incorrect; please chime in.
Place: The Factory.
Lady drink: 160.
Sex: BJ 800+300 for the bar, I failed to ask about a room for an hour.
Number and quality: 8/ Good.
Day / time: Saturday /7.
Comments: I was told this was one of the newer clubs. It was a decent size place with a pool to boot. Overall, a relaxing club.
Place: Secret.
Lady drink: 220.
Sex: BJ 800+300 for the bar, I failed to ask about a room for an hour.
Number and quality: 12/ OK to very good.
Day / time: Saturday /8.
Comments: This was a decent size place. One of the best BJ I have had in a while. They also have larger rooms available.
Place: Sin.
Lady drink: 150.
Sex: 1000+400 for the bar. I failed to ask about a room for an hour.
Number and quality: 25/ good to very good.
Day / time: Saturday /9.
Comments: This was a kinky ass club. Many ladies were topless and running amuck. BJs were behind a curtain or right out in the bar itself. One of my favorites.
Place: Red House.
Lady drink: 100.
Sex: BJ 1000 in the booth behind a curtain and 1500 an hour for sex.
Number and quality: 15/ good to very good.
Day / time: Saturday /10.
Comments: I chatted with Mamasan for a bit and she told me the club just opened within the last couple of weeks. It was a great looking club and classy as well. Another favorite.
Place: Maggie May.
Lady drink: 155.
Sex: BJ 1000 with a curtain and 1500 an hour for sex.
Sex: Number and quality: 17/ good to very good.
Day / time: Sunday /8.
Comments: This was a good size club with lots of friendly ladies; I liked the place.
Place: Lips Club.
Lady drink: 180.
Sex: BJ 1000+400 for the room, 2000+400 an hour for sex.
Number and quality: 16/ half were ladies and half were ladyboys.
Day / time: Sunday /9.
Comments: I was confused because I thought it was Lips Lounge. It was a small thin club and everyone seemed quite happy; except me.
Place: OXO.
Lady drink: 180.
Sex: No sex! I do not think bar fining was an option either.
Number and quality: 60+/ good to hot.
Day / time: Sunday /10.
Comments: I chatted with Mamasan for a bit and she told me the club just opened. This was a great looking club with two small stages, which were packed during my visit. None of the ladies smiled; all seemed serious. BTW, the bathroom was mixed gender, so, if you want to yank one out among the ladies; go for it!
Place: High Roller.
Lady drink: 220.
Sex: I do not think the place offered BJs. Bar fine was 1500+baht for the lady.
Number and quality: 20/ very good to hot.
Day / time: Sunday /11.
Comments: This was a great looking and classy club. All the ladies were topless. I loved that place; another favorite.
Place: Lips Lounge.
Lady drink: I forgot to ask, it was my fifth club of the night and I was a bit tipsy.
Sex: BJ 500 right out in the open. I failed to ask about upstairs prices.
Number and quality: 6/ OK to good.
Day / time: Sunday / Midnight.
Comments: When I entered, there was a long booth and some small tables scattered along the booth. One of the ladies asked if I wanted a BJ and I asked her, "Where?" She replied, "Right here in the booth. " Then she pointed at some dude near me that was getting blown. I replied, "Hell yeah, I want what he is having!
So, my new love started working on the Little Sailor and shortly thereafter, I glanced over and saw the dude with two ladies. I stopped her and said, "Heeey, wait a fuckin minute, I also want two ladies!" She just giggled and brought over her friend. Yep, another favorite.
Place: Elite.
Lady drink: 150.
Sex: BJ 500+300 for the bar, 1000+300 sex for an hour.
Number and quality: 6/ OK to good.
Day / time: Monday /8.
Comments: This was a decent size club with ladies, couches, and curtains; oh my! I had another great BJ while I was relaxing on a couch. Yet, another favorite.
Place: Hunny Lounge.
Lady drink: 160.
Sex: BJ 500,1000+350 sex for an hour.
Number and quality: 6/ OK to good.
Day / time: Tuesday /9.
Comments: This was a small cozy club. BJs were conducted in the booths with surrounding curtains. I really liked the place.
Place: Fate.
Lady drink: 155.
Sex: BJ 1300,2000+500 sex for an hour.
Number and quality: 15+/ OK to good.
Day / time: Tuesday /10.
Comments: This was a good size club because if I remember correctly, it was "L" shaped. Most of the ladies were wearing school girl outfits. The club was packed; not sure why at those prices. And the club was rather dark. I would skip the place.
Place: Heaven Above.
Lady drink: 165.
Sex: BJ 1500,2000+550 sex for an hour. (I think).
Number and quality: 30+, good to hot.
Day / time: Tuesday /11.
Comments: This was a good size club and had lots of half-naked ladies. As soon as I walked into the club, I loved the place. Yet, another favorite.
Place: Play Girlz.
Lady drink: 240.
Sex: I was told there was no sex available on site. I did not ask about a bar fine because all the ladies looked pissed off.
Number and quality: 15/ good to hot.
Day / time: Tuesday / Midnight.
Comments: This was a great looking club, but the music and air conditioning were blasting. However, there was free popcorn! This was not a place to hang-out; skip it!
Place: Camel Toe.
Lady drink: 155.
Sex: BJ 1000, if I wanted a room it was 300 more. I did not ask about an hour for sex.
Number and quality: 12/ OK to good.
Day / time: Wednesday /7.
Comments: This was a good size club and all the ladies were already paired-up. It was a nice place, but it was a bit far out and not really worth the trip (IMHO).
Place: Beyond 2.
Lady drink: 160.
Sex: BJ 1000,1500+400 sex for an hour.
Number and quality: 5/ OK to good.
Day / time: Wednesday /10.
Comments: This was a decent size place and it was nice, but the music sucked. BTW, if you need to piss, watch your head!
Place: La Poste.
Lady drink: 150.
Sex: BJ 700,1000+400 sex for an hour.
Number and quality: 10/ OK to good.
Day / time: Wednesday /11.
Comments: This was a good size club. BJs were conducted in the booths with or without curtains OR anywhere in the bar; up to you! They have a policy, "Buy a lady drink, tits out!" This was a fun place and I enjoyed my time.
Place: Babylon.
Lady drink: 150.
Sex: BJ 1000,1500+400 sex for an hour.
Number and quality: 15+/ OK to very good.
Day / time: Thursday /8.
Comments: This was my last night exploring gentlemen's clubs. This was a decent size club that had a great line-up of ladies. I had a great time and enjoyed my short stay. Yet, another favorite.
Place: Malibu (next to Babylon).
Lady drink: 150.
Sex: BJ 700,1000+350 sex for an hour.
Number and quality: 8/ all good.
Day / time: Thursday /9.
Comments: This was a smaller, nice, and cozy club. When I walked into the place, all I heard was crickets; I was the only customer. There was a place in the back for BJs, but it did not look comfortable. Skip the place!
Well, that was my romp of gentlemen's clubs. I am sure there were plenty more, but just blowing through 19 was a task. As always, if any of my information is incorrect; please chime in.
Other bars / clubs:
Place: Noel 2 Bar.
Lady drink: Forgot to ask.
Sex: Bar fine 600+300 for the bar, plus baht for the lady.
Number and quality: 4/ OK to good.
Day / time: A couple of times.
Comments: This bar was very close to my hotel. One afternoon, I was looking for a lady to help me conduct jacuzzi operations, thus, I pulled a lady from that bar. A good time was had by all.
Place: Naughty Ass Bar.
Lady drink: 170.
Sex: Bar fine 700, plus baht for the lady.
Number and quality: A couple of times.
Day / time: A couple of times.
Comments: First, I loved the name of that bar. As I walked by, I notice there were a couple of munchkins working there. I thought, "Hey, remember your bucket list?" Needless to say, my monger bucket list was completed shortly thereafter!
Place: Blue Sky Bar 2.
Lady drink: 170.
Sex: Bar fine 600, plus baht for the lady.
Number and quality: 10-12, average.
Day / time: Numerous times.
Comments: This was a corner open-air bar. The location was great; near Smash Burger, and more importantly, close to Kink. I got food at Smash Burgers and ate in Blue Sky; very convenient. All the ladies were friendly and did not hound me for a lady drink. I liked the place a lot.
Place: Windmill.
Lady drink: 220.
Sex: Bar fine 1000, plus baht for the lady.
Number and quality: I lost count / good to freakin hot!
Day / time: Numerous times.
Comments: Most of the wild shit seems to only happen upstairs; I could be wrong. Either way, that was where I hung out. Each night, the upstairs was packed with ladies. I thought the ladies were hotter at Kink, but the ladies in Windmill were more playful and wilder. Damn, I loved that place!
Place: Kink.
Lady drink: 220.
Sex: Bar fine 1000, plus baht for the lady.
Number and quality: I lost count / good to freakin hot!
Day / time: Numerous times.
Comments: I believed Kink was more tamer than Windmill. Besides the main stage, there was a completely nude section towards the back of the club, which is where I parked my old ass every time I went to the club. I bar fined two hotties on two different nights. After negotiations, each one agreed to 3000. Damn, I loved that place too!
Overall thoughts on Pattaya:
I walked down Walking Street while I was headed to King Seafood to see an old friend. And it was quite depressing; to say the least. My trip 10-years ago, Walking Street was a mix of several different cultures from all over the world; not anymore! That was my very last time I strolled down Walking Street.
Another surprise was all the "Weed" bars and dispensaries that were available; I never thought I would see the day when that happened.
Other than Walking Street, the rest of Pattaya was business as usual. All the Sois were hopping every night during my romp. I went to several areas and sometimes, I really had no idea where in the fuck I was and I actually did not care.
Overall, it was a great 7-night romp! Having said that, I have no plans to return to Thailand; at least for now. Would I recommend it to other mongers? Absolutely!
Como siempre, Solo mis dos pinche pesos, por supuesto!
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Day 1: One week journey in pattaya
CHAPTER 1 : THE HUNT OF THE THAI PUSSY.
Finally made that trip in March, but been dealing with family stuffs so only reporting now, and boy oh boy, I think that is one of the Easiest place to score, so easy to get pussy. I got to F** 2 sisters, and a random girl that I didn't even asked the name by day 7, ALL BAREBACK, in a 7 days trip for a total of 9 girls, sometimes twice / day.
But let me give you 1st, some redundant infos you might have came across already, if ever you considering going.
Yes, 'Redundant' infos that anyone got by now, but I still put it out here, so anyone who don't feel like reading backwards 300 pages can just dive into. That's for you misters EverythingTrash and MongerTrashier.
REDUNDANT INFORMATIONS: (you can get those on any forums like Youppiee or ISG).
1/ Pussy is good (mind blowing. Right?
2/ ST 1500-2000 , . No need to mention you can have it for less, even for free, How do I know, Well, I got one girl who fucked me for free during this 7 days reckon trip. I guess it depends on your level of attractiveness or negotiations skills. Will talk about on the report of Day 7. You can get some delusional asking 10 k too. I'll post screenshots.
3/ Soi 6 is a bunch of beer bars, gogo bars, etc. Litterally lined up next to each other. Packed with girls that will grab your nuts while walking by in the main street.
4/ Some will go with condoms, some won't.
5/ online hookups are also available through X (formerly twitter), Thaifriendly, etc,.
Now that we covered those basics, my reports are the reflection of my own experiences through my own lenses, as we can be 10 different people, going at the SAME SPOT and have 10 different experiences. The devil will be in the details of those experiences, and I think God will show in a different way for all of us.
I MAINLY FOCUSED ON ONLINE HOOKUPS AS I GOT TOO MANY LINE UP THAT I DIDN'T EVEN GET TO SMASH them ALL. SO I JUST VISITED SOI 6 and SOI 13 couple of times to grab a drink and look what's up, BALLS EMPTY. PICKING UP THERE WILL BE FOR ANOTHER TRIP.
ANY ARGUMENTATIVE COMMENTS WILL BE REPORTED TO THE ADMIN WHO USUALLY DON'T DO HIS JOB.
I hope a newcomer will find something relevant or useful in my process to apply onto his own quest, or just to read for entertainment purposes. At least, I want to believe it will avoid them interacting with crassy, trashy and belittling and arrogant people that been populating the Pattaya and BKK threads which has been now famous and talked down for, like they were special or doing some god's work.
Note: All my intel actually comes at 60% from youppie (yes, I'm 100% fluent in French), 30% from my research, experiences and other forums, roughly 10% from here ISG as I only use it to compare what I already gathered. It's always good to compare intel from different sources and perspectives to have a successful 200% trip like I did for Pattaya, Manila and Mada, You never know.
Now let's dive into the juicy stuff of the report:
CHAPTER 2: DEEP CREAMPIE IN PATTAYA.
Just landed to Bangkok at 10 pm after a journey of 18 hrs, and since I already had bolt installed in my phone from previous trips, I just called one straight to the Courtyard Marriott hotel, 10 minutes away from Thermae. Now the plan was to go that night out, but I was too tired from the travel, as I just arrived at my hotel around midnight, and had to take the bus for pattaya the next morning at 10 am.
That same night the lobbyman told me theres a bus station to Pattaya at around 15 minutes from the hotel, thus I didn't have to go back to the airport as I tought I had to, just to catch the bus. I ended up making my bus reservation from Morchit 2 bus terminal to pattaya, instead of The airport terminal, (keep that in mind if ever) .
Also, Let's be noted I decided to totally ignore the advice of the losers mongers of this forum who thought that asking a question deserves you a harsh rude judgemental condescending comments / post, Like they been giving the recipe of cure for cancer or life saving informations here. I only report because a promise has been made to some genuine humble souls who took their time to answer some of my questions. And got some interesting discovery like rates, etc. To share.
So the next morning I went straight to that bus stop in the city, after booking my bus ticket online, plan to get there in advance cause Bangkok traffic is craaaaaazy inner city.
The day before, I took the time on thaifriendly to ask a whatsapp number of an early 20 something cutie who liked my profile, to come the next day on thaifriendly, and we agree for an ST at 1500 (check the screenshot.). No need to be complicated, straightforward, straight to business. Let's call her Mrs A.
Settled in pattaya, Mrs A. Arrived, around 6 pm, and after offering some soda and water, she led herself to the room,. Perky tits girl, tight ass, very cute, (I forgot to take a pic) we started kissing and went down sucking those tits. Never even talked condom, I decided to see with my tongue, what's down there,(Yes my tongue has eyes), she had that little Bush but clean shaved on the labia, that was just letting ma tongue smoothly play with that clit. That position always give me an edge to subtlety pull down my short and start stroking my dick with my free hand. Since she never mentioned condom, I started coming back up on her tits, while getting ready to impale her, still nothing from her about 'to raw or not to raw' I always kept in mind the saying 'where my tongue goes raw, my dick follows raw too' well, as it reached her pussy already wet, I just let physics do the rest for me. First time in Thailand and already one bareback in the pocket, I couldn't be happier, as she moans of pleasure, and I go deeper and harder with my strokes. Now there was the question of where am I going to cum?
Of course the ideal is a creampie, and if you don't mention anything to me, I always go for busting the nut inside. 'Do first, ask permission later' that's the mantra. And as it was the case here, she didn't say anything, well guess what, I made that pussy purr with my jeez. While she was cleaning up, I offered her a contraceptive pill that I always manage to buy in bulk on amazon ($7 each), She then revealed to me that she takes some sort contraceptive injections for it. It just made me want to see her more because I knew it's just a lot more creampies coming.
She allowed me to make a video as long as I don't show her face, but I won't be posting any snapshot for a reason that I will explain in my DAY 2 report.
OVERALL, I don't tell the girls that we'll do condomless beforehand during the negotiations. They show up, some didn't mention condom, so I naturally slid in raw, for those who did mention it, I tell them we going to go without. The plan is if they insist on condom, I tell them we never said that but I'm ok to pay them an inconvenience taxi fee of 500 bht to let them go if not OK, as there will be no fun for me in it. Not one said no ON SITE, they all agreed to go raw, with only conditions of me not cumming inside, I even asked to cum inside and offering a pre-paid plan be (morning pill), out of the 9 girls I slept with, All bareback, I've creampied 4, 5 pull-outs, but I got some Online condom requirement, that I rejected, and some I tried to negotiate raw, and got rejected for, unless I wear a condom. We will cover those during those daily reports. I repeat, they were those who asked me straight ahead while texting if we going to use condom. I will posts screenshots of convos and some of the girls pics. All depends how important bareback is for you, . If you don't have a problem with condom, it's full festival for you over there.
PERSONAL ADVICE AND OBSERVATION ON DAY 1:
My 1st interaction with the people in general in public or private places was amazing, very humble, respectful, and the little nod when they salute you, OMG, you know you left the American wilderness for beautiful people. The people over there are so polite.
-BKK and Pattaya are very Well organized unlike some west African countries like Cameroon, or Uganda etc when it comes to transportation and communication infrastructures. I would even add Madagascar I recently visited too, on the pile of those struggling with logistics. That's the reason why I was asking detailed questions, and been called names by losers in this forum who only been to 2 places (their homeland of America or UK, and pattaya) to understand anything about everything.
-If RAW is what you looking for, Always try to eat the pussy 1st, the people that are incline to bareback most time let you taste them, then like me you can claim, 'wherever my tongue goes my dick follows alike: Raw. '
-I Wouldn't recommend to change money at BKK airport, even if you only stay in Bangkok. The rate for $1 =30.60 baht in average of conversion, If your plan is to go to pattaya, change or get cash there at any ATM, with a rate of $1= 33.5 baht. You do the maths. Bangkok being a bigger city than pattaya with bigger traffic, that conversion rate goes down, I've been told / explained, Makes basic sense, if you ask me. Besides, everything purchased at the airport is always extra.
-Grab and bolt apps are pretty functional in pattaya and Bangkok.
-I will talk about it in one of my report, but Expensive pussy don't mean Beyonce pussy, definitely don't mean higher standard quality pussy. You can definitely pay for a riDICKulous or all the amount you want, but it is on you if you expect a service greater than the average rates. YOur money your problem. Who cares right?
Ooh. And it's better to pay the girls in cash, as sometimes remittance apps can struggle to process the payment instantly. There has been the case for me couple of times I experienced, but the ATM will charge the rates aforementioned above, with around $5 convenience fee. So better get that cash straight from the ATM in Pattaya.
I need to finish by reminding this, if I see any argumentative or judgemental bareback comments under my posts, I'll be fast like Grant Gustin 'The Flash' to report it to Admin,. Grandpa You don't like what I do, don't read it.
STAY TUNE FOR DAY 2: MY FRIEND WANTS YOU TOO. ARE YOU IN? Coming soon.
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Day 2: My friend wants you too. Are you in?
Early that morning, I contacted another girl from TF to see if I could have my 2 girls / day filled. She then passed me her whatsapp number to set up our session. She offered 1500ST and 3000 LT and she wanted to stay with me all night. Now I know for sure the whole 'I want to stay all night' is just a strategy for them to get you to go for LT, that would mean more money for them, but reality I had other plans that night. So I chose an ST at 1500. Then she asked me if I had a friend, which was odd for me at 1st, I said 'No', then she proceeded with sending me her friend's picture, and told me if I also wanted to see her friend, she would forward the message. I offered we meet 1st, then I get to decide on the friend later. We set up to meet at 8 pm.
I had an afternoon girl that ended up not happening anymore for whatever reasons, I guess because of the condom requirement I mentioned in early posts, (don't remember no more), but hey time to move on and focus on the upcoming one.
8 pm, a 21 yo, big boobs big ass shows up, Let's call her Mrs P. , she doesn't speak English very well, but she aint here to do the talking anyway. She shyly asked me if we going to use the condom, I said No, she didn't insist on anything, I said to her I Can pull out or cum inside and give you a planB afterwards. (Quick Note: the pull out technique not being very efficient at 100 %, even if I pull out on a girl I still give you the pill, so that offer is actually a redundant one on my behalf). I thought we agreed I could cum inside and she'the get the plan be, because of her limited English, she actually said option 1: pull out. We did the thing, sex was good, a lot of tongue kissing, GFE, and when I was about to cum guess what, dropped that jeez deep inside that 21 yo pussy til I faint of sleep. She wasn't happy about, she looked at me use the translator and said to me you said you going to cum outside. After clearing out the situation, it wasn't a big deal for both of us as I already had that emergency pill mentioned and handy.
Now you going to read the screenshots below, let me give you just a bit of context:
Before she leaves, she asked me again if I wanted to see her friend, Since my Day 3 was already fully booked, I said we'll see. But ended on Day 4 sending a message to her friend to get ready for Day 5. When I started communicating with her friend, , I get a message from Mrs. P to not tell her friend we did raw. Funny is, I wasn't planning on TELLING the friend about raw, I was planning on GIVING it raw to the friend too. Duh.
PERSONAL ADVICE AND OBSERVATION ON DAY 2:
AFTER READING THIS:
[QUOTE=SirLancelot;2985637] P.S. - My plan had been to continue this diary on the Pattaya page but I have decided not to. One of the main discussion points that gets recycled time after time is which is better, Thailand or Philippines. People discuss the quality of girls, the prices, the food, how readily available bareback is etc, but I hardly ever see the people mentioned. Fellow tourists and expats in Angeles are friendly and laid-back but the men that go to or live in Pattaya are awful by comparison. I'm here now and went for breakfast at a place with a laminated sign on the table reminding customers to please wear a top on out of respect for the staff. You wouldn't think guys would need to be told that, but this is Pattaya. Later that day I saw some fucking idiot drop his pants in front of a bar much to the bemusement of the girls I was sat with. So many people who visit Pattaya or live here are arrogant, loud, self-entitled arseholes, kings in their own world, so it shouldn't be any surprise that the Pattaya thread is policed by people just like that. Whenever I post a report there, it feels like I'm encroaching, treading on someone else's patch. Every post is met by a barrage of one-upmanship, criticism, ridicule or unnecessary friction by bitter people with nothing better to do with their time. Most of them seem genuinely annoyed that an outsider could be having such a good time. Maybe it doesn't chime with their own experiences. Last year one imbecile tried to track down girls I'd fucked and post pictures, before posting a photo of 'what a real 10/10 looks like'. This is the kind of playground stuff you have to endure. I've used this forum for years and it has helped me plan many trips in many countries, which is why I take so much time and effort to share my experiences, but Pattaya's thread represents the absolute worst of ISG.[/QUOTE]My plan too was to post explicit NSFW pics of all those girls here, but since my opinion and observation about people on this thread is literally the same as his, (and we don't even know each other), and been called ' sensitive' by the king of losers on this thread, Everythingthrash, let alone his cousin loser MongerHtrashier, for asking where to get the bus, all that for not even using the tips from this forum LOL 🤣 🤣. , and curve my own ways to creampieland, I then decided to keep the NSFW pics for me in the risk the girls might be recognized by the Real serial creeps of the Pattaya thread. Some girls allowed me to take videos and pictures, but I will only post pics of them that will minimize them to be recognize, that include blurring faces and tattoos to the best of my abilities. I hope Nuggy12 understands why I can't fulfill his request. You would've asked that question to Everythingthrash, he would have probably spat on your face through your screen like the psycho he is. 🤣 🤣.
I'm going to add something to it that I've noticed about the expats in Pattaya, . THEY'RE DIRTY. They ACT AND DRESS POORLY LIKE THEY ALSO CARRY THEMSELVES, . Let's put it straight out of the way, just a PERSONAL OBSERVATION, And before you start, you don't need to dress Gucci to be or look clean.
-My advice: Even if you have taken a shower, be and look presentable in the streets as well, Pattaya is not your Kansas city village, and it starts on how you look on your profile, to get their extra favors I've noticed. Shape your profile to be attractive to increase your hit.
If you know you don't even show that unshaped / misshaped chest during the summer in California, why would you want to punish those good people of Thailand with the sight of it, sitting in public places (not even walking the streets)? Aah let me guess, because you got some USD / Euros in your pocket. OK hitting the gym is always a way better alternative, even at 60. They might be hoes, but any hoe would tell you a creampie coming from a well carried man hits the guts differently, that's why they don't even bother with some, and insist on plastic cap.
They are the same people that populates Monger forums displaying ratchet behaviors. The only place they can be seen, they can be heard.
First time visit Pattaya trip report (MAY 2025)
It's better late than never. Don't really know where to start, but after visiting Pattaya, I was blown away and I actually prefer Pattaya than Bangkok. I just say it's the perfect spot for mongering. The ease of finding girls, food and so much to do in general. Before even buying my flight I already planned on staying to 'Areca Lodge' but it was already booked out so I had to find an alternative. Luckily I found a nearby Airbnb centrally located, nearby Beach road and Guest friendly. I'll just summarize my report per day of stay.
Day 1:
Very hot evening. Exchanged 200 USD for some baht. Money exchange booths are everywhere and very convenient. Rate that time was 32.20. I went out for some drinks in Tree town. It's an outside bar where there's lots of visibility especially the people walking around. This girl wearing all black caught my attention. I know for sure she is a working girl. I describe her with a long black hair, above average face, curvy athletic build, she got thick thighs and a nice size ass that matches her legs. I'll call her 'Fai'. Around the same height as me. I was staring at her very hard while sipping my pia colada until our eyes finally met. I made a gesture for her to come to me and she didn't hesitate to walk towards me.
My God! She looks better up close. The smell of her wet hair that looks like she just got out of shower. I asked how's her night so far, she said it's been only 30 minutes since she left her apartment. She sat down beside me and I put my hand on her thigh and she cracked a smile. I offered her for drink and told me she wants the same drink I have. Her English is very basic and I have to pull up Google translate every now and then for our conversation to keep going. I told her it's my first time in Pattaya and asked me how long will I be there.
After few minutes of conversation and we both felt comfortable with each other, I asked how much for ST, she says 1500 and 3000 baht for LT. I opt for LT. She asked if I like massage, I said yes and told me that she works at a massage spa nearby during the day. Went back to Airbnb. I asked for shower together, she says no, so I let her go first.
She got out of shower and saw her fully naked body, she's smoking hot! Very nice ass that matches her thick thighs. Curvy waist and small chest with small nipples. Reminds me of athletic build like Dominican girls. Told me she works out 5 times a week. I rushed to take my shower and asked me if I'm ready for the massage. She brought her own scented oils which felt very relaxing and gave me a legitimate massage with playful teasing. I got heated up and started playing with her pussy, she got soaking wet right away, no stinky smell. She asked me to flip and deliver a passionate BBBJ.
I started her with missionary while DFK. Flipped her to doggy to see those amazing back shots. Busted in the bag and she emptied me real good. We laid in the bed together and told me she has a kid and was surprised to know that because can't really tell on her body. No stretch marks or baby damage. Got her LINE and she told me to see her during the day at her spa if I wanted a massage.
Day 2:
I went to check out LK Metro Aly strip to see if it's worth taking a look. I was in and out of those Gogo bars and can't find anyone to my liking. I reached the Last gogo bar called, "Sugar Sugar". Went inside and got seated right away. Bar fined this girl that I forgot the name. She has very nice body curves that I didn't care what she looks like lol. Face was not that bad tho, probably a 6 at the most but body is banging 9. She wanted 4,000 LT, but I talked her out for 2,500 for LT. and she agreed.
Went back to Airbnb. I suggested a shower together. Things got heated there we started DFK while I groped her tits and eventually fingering her. She went on her knees to start sucking junior. Excellent BJ. She stands up facing her back in front of me. Bent over and grabbed junior and started rubbing to her clit. I didn't bother grabbing the condom as I'm soaking wet to get out of shower. I believe gogo bars girls gets tested regularly so I just went with it LOL. Fucked her raw in doggy. I usually always cover up and this is the 2nd time I did raw in my mongering career, the first time I fucked a beautiful venny in Bogota which the condom accidentally broke and ended up busting inside of her.
I was ready to bust, I asked her if she want it inside and she agreed. Busted my load inside her. Best feeling ever, but probably won't do that again LOL.
Day 3:
Took the Baht bus to Soi 6. I was overwhelmed LOL. I'm not even half of the strip when these 2 girls grabbed me and pull me over. Ended up getting a drink and buying this girl a drink. I did not bother to ask her name. I told the other girl that I just want 1 girl. We sat down. Chatted and gave me lap dances. I was locked in with her. Bar fined her before they close and agreed for 3,000 LT. She seems like the shy type and told me that I'm her type. Not sure if I will believe that LOL. Went back to Airbnb. We chatted for a while in the bed until we moved on to her giving me BBBJ. Gave me an excellent cowgirl ride. Balls deep. Until I busted. What a night.
Day 4:
I settled down with Fai for the 2nd time. Came to my Airbnb. Gave me a full body massage. She always hits the right spots in my body and included a lot of teasing. I got so horny I started fingering her and she started making little moans. I flipped over, excellent BBBJ like last time. Put condom on. Fucked and finished her on missionary. Will repeat again.
Day 5:
Can't say I went to Pattaya without visiting Walking street. I'd say the gogo clubs here are much higher end and better quality of girls than Soi 6. I went to 'Chick Gogo club'. About 30+ girls inside. Quality of girls 5-8/10. I picked this girl named, Lucy. 23 years old. Petite. Pretty face. Barely speaks English. Quoted me 4,000ST and 1,500 barfine if I remember correctly. It was an okay, experience. Sex is mechanical. I don't think it's worth for what I paid, but I did get to bust my load so there's that. Will not repeat with her.
Day 6:
Went back to Walking street to try other Gogo clubs. I was going in and out for all the Gogo clubs. I did saw some hotties in 'Shark gogo'. I settled with 'XS gogo'. I think this club has the hottest girls in walking street. They have about 40+ girls. Quality of girls 6-8/10. I did saw some 9's but of course they are locked in with Korean men and old Chinese men. I picked this girl called 'Pim'. Very hot and young 21 years old. Petite curvy body. She's a solid 8 in my scale. Definitely the sugar baby type. Had to wait 10 minutes before she comes to me and sat on my lap. Bought her drinks. Chatted until we're both comfortable with each other. She switches her position into cowgirl like position while sitting on my lap. This girl knows what she's doing. Very intimate, seductive and gorgeous. She has a very sexy eyes. Spoke great English. She looks directly in my eyes like she was looking right through my soul while we were talking. I'd say a typical gringo can easily fall prey right through her hands on the first meeting LOL. We were having a great time, but I can't let her take the pace of our conversation, so I jokingly asked if her pussy smells good. She replied, "Of course Yes! Do you want to smell it? I said why not LOL. Thank God, I got seated at the very back seat further close to the walls as the front seats are all occupied when I arrived. The lights in the club were also dimmed and a little dark.
She then proceeds to grab my right hand and slides under her bikini. Geeesh, Nice shaved pussy very smooth and intact. She started riding my hand till it gets started soaking wet. I asked her if I can put my fingers inside. She replied, "I'm already horny so go ahead but do it slowly". My god, she's very tight and wet. I put 2 fingers slowly inside her and she was fucking my fingers for a few minutes. I was so horny and junior is rock hard ready. She suddenly grabbed my hand out soaking wet with her pussy juice and asked me, "Smell it and tell me if my pussy smells good?" I agreed and that sold it for me LOL.
She wanted 4,000ST and agreed to stay with me for 3 hours. Bar fine is 2,000 I think. I waited almost 15 minutes for her to get changed. Left the club and told me that she's hungry so we went to her favorite noodle shop that she goes to all the time. We ordered 2 noodle bowls as I wanted to try it as well. Mind you, I just saw this girl put 5 scoops of chili sauce in her bowl. I told her that will be too spicy for you and she told me that's how she usually eat her noodles. I opt out for any spices on mine as the noodles is perfectly made, very tasty and does not need with any condiments. She asked me if I wanted to try her noodles. I took a half spoon of the broth and I started choking. That shit just killed my appetite and I have no idea how this girl finished her bowl. We went back to Airbnb, she took the shower first while I'm in the bed still recovering from the spicy broth.
She got out of shower. Saw her perfect body. See size tits. Small waist. Ass that perfectly matched her legs. Seemed All natural to me. Coca cola body. She hopped in the bed with me and we started with DFK. Groped her tits and started sucking her nipples till it starts getting hard. She started jacking off junior while my hand made it's way to her pussy. I started fingering her and she gets soaking wet right away. She started sucking junior. Excellent deep throating and ball sucking.
I asked her favorite position and told me, "Cowgirl! I put condom on, she hopped on top of me. She started fucking me slowly and balls deep going faster. What a tight pussy that grips junior back and forth. 20 minutes in and she told me that she's already tired. She laid down her body on me and we started DFK again. I take my turn fucking her from below. She didn't want to change the position so we just took turns fucking each other whenever one of us gets tired. 5 minutes later her legs started shaking and told me that she finished. She asked if I'm done and I said No. I told her I couldn't finished. She said her pussy is already hurting from all the fucking we did LOL, so she just offered to suck me off and I can finished on her mouth.
She gave me a BBBJ and I still couldn't finished. She started jacking me off faster and told her that I'm about to bust. She sucked junior and blow all my load in her mouth. Definitely a pro and she did not spill anything in the bed LOL. I was exhausted and catching my breath. What a girl. Got her LINE and will definitely repeat with her.
Day 7:
I have an early morning flight the next day. So I just wanted to chill on my last day in Pattaya. I hit up 'Fai' and went to her spa. I asked for a one hour foot spa. She did an excellent job and it was too good that I passed out. I asked how much told me it's 300 baht. I gave her 1,000 and told her no change. She got so happy. I told her I'm leaving Pattaya tomorrow. Asked her if she can come to my Airbnb later evening and told me she's already have plans with her family but she will fuck me for free the next time I come back to Pattaya LOL.
I hit up 'Pim' again from last night and told me it's her day off and pussy still hurting LOL. So I just took Baht bus again to Soi 6 and picked up the first girl that I will want to fuck. I don't remember her name. But she quoted me 2,000ST and 500 barfine. BBBJ and great doggy fucking. She liked getting fucked from behind. Busted in the bag as always. Wanted to see me again the next day, told her I'm leaving Pattaya next day so I just have her my LINE.
Pattaya is life changing. My only regret is the 20 hour flight. Will I go back? Absolutely, Yes. But I will plan for a 3 weeks trip next time. I really appreciate everyone for all the tips. I hope you enjoy this report until next time.
The Cmdrs thoughts on sharing Thai Friendly IDs
[QUOTE=Nuggy12;3022133]Care to share the Thaifreindly ID for us too- I'll be visiting soon in September on transit from Japan for work.[/QUOTE]I think it is always best not to do this unless you personally know the individuals you are sharing it with. I know I don't share the contacts I make on [U]Thai Friendly[/U] unless I know the person personally. I wouldn't want to mess up a good thing I have going with a girl by having individuals with no sense and ill manners approach her disrespectfully.
As far as pictures, I rarely post them. If I do I block faces. I don't care what anyone thinks of the pictures or how I post them. Furthermore, those who THINK they are doing something special by posting nude pictures of girls from anywhere in the world, my attitude is I don't need them. I can walk to a club within 10 minutes and see breasts being displayed and fully nude if I want in person. If I want nude pictures or videos of girls, I can take them. For my own personal use. [B]Period. Full Stop[/B].
There have been some excellent reports lately. [B]Tom Jackin[/B] and [B]ElSexoChino7[/B] provide examples of how a trip report should read (IMO).
