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[QUOTE=Artique; 1183177]Is that Bourke NSW.

Where abouts?[/QUOTE]Hi its VIC, Pm me if you need more

A new record! One of the most abysmal sessions ever. Walked into this place which looked like it had changed hands recently. There were half a dozen PRCs, second tier student types sitting in the reception area at the front. On asking for a massage, the girl behind the counter turns to the one next to her and says 'this is your lady' at which the 'lady' in questions looks like she's been simultaneously received multiple stabs in the back and ordered to retrieve a 10 cent piece from a barrel of cat shit. Luckily there was a mirror nearby so I could check whether I had left my camel's arse mask on by mistake.

While the rest were waiting for Justin Bieber to arrive, I was shown into a pleasant enough cubicle which had a massage table, the type with a hole at one end, covered by a couple of towels which had been laid fresh about 3 customers ago, paper on the floor which turned out to be holy paper for where you put your face on the table and a couple of crumpled tissues used for who knows what.

No covering on the face hole so after being left to change, I lie face down with my head on my arms, how bad can it get? I soon found out. On return of the shell shocked chick, I got what could only be called a massage by someone who is fanatically polite. It could best be described as being touched by somebody who was blindfold and looking for the 10 cent piece, occasionally leaning on their hands for a rest, mostly on the back and eventually down to the legs as she got to the bottom of the barrel. So here I am, thinking that the only way this place could stay in business would be if they included some extraordinary sex into the base price. Ever the optimist, I wait for the flip so on hearing a mumbled blerglebil, I roll over to see the door being slid open and a 'finish now' WTF?

Put this one down to experience, so as I step daintily between the crap on the floor, my eye catches the clock to see I've only been there for 45min and I had paid for an hour! 2microseconds of thought later along the lines of did I REALLY want another 15min of the same even if I managed to convince whoever I was being robbed? Nah. Dressed and left with still about half a dozen PRCs trying to look busy although one other punter had arrived while I was on the table listening to what sounded like shoes being thrown at the wall.

Unfortunately I didn't get the name of my little barrel treasure hunter so if any of you guys want to enjoy the same experience, you may have to try them all in case they are not all like that.

1hr $70 clothed [$10 above the average rate]. WIR? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

[QUOTE=Witchdong; 1183596]A new record! One of the most abysmal sessions ever. Walked into this place which looked like it had changed hands recently. There were half a dozen PRCs, second tier student types sitting in the reception area at the front. On asking for a massage, the girl behind the counter turns to the one next to her and says 'this is your lady' at which the 'lady' in questions looks like she's been simultaneously received multiple stabs in the back and ordered to retrieve a 10 cent piece from a barrel of cat shit. Luckily there was a mirror nearby so I could check whether I had left my camel's arse mask on by mistake.

While the rest were waiting for Justin Bieber to arrive, I was shown into a pleasant enough cubicle which had a massage table, the type with a hole at one end, covered by a couple of towels which had been laid fresh about 3 customers ago, paper on the floor which turned out to be holy paper for where you put your face on the table and a couple of crumpled tissues used for who knows what.

No covering on the face hole so after being left to change, I lie face down with my head on my arms, how bad can it get? I soon found out. On return of the shell shocked chick, I got what could only be called a massage by someone who is fanatically polite. It could best be described as being touched by somebody who was blindfold and looking for the 10 cent piece, occasionally leaning on their hands for a rest, mostly on the back and eventually down to the legs as she got to the bottom of the barrel. So here I am, thinking that the only way this place could stay in business would be if they included some extraordinary sex into the base price. Ever the optimist, I wait for the flip so on hearing a mumbled blerglebil, I roll over to see the door being slid open and a 'finish now' WTF?

Put this one down to experience, so as I step daintily between the crap on the floor, my eye catches the clock to see I've only been there for 45min and I had paid for an hour! 2microseconds of thought later along the lines of did I REALLY want another 15min of the same even if I managed to convince whoever I was being robbed? Nah. Dressed and left with still about half a dozen PRCs trying to look busy although one other punter had arrived while I was on the table listening to what sounded like shoes being thrown at the wall.

Unfortunately I didn't get the name of my little barrel treasure hunter so if any of you guys want to enjoy the same experience, you may have to try them all in case they are not all like that.

1hr $70 clothed [$10 above the average rate]. WIR? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH[/QUOTE]Hi WD,

Very entertaining. Thats a three time loss. UGLY MASSEUSE. CRAP MASSAGE. SWEET FUCK ALL AFTER THE FLIP. Lmao at the tale though. Mileage varies but the wins make the losses worthwhile. Keep smiling.

Rosco.

Witchdong,

I have been here and had varying results.

I have had a limp wristed rub that was definately not worth the trouble of walking in the door.

I have also had one really good massage in here as well. Gal was not drop dead gorgous but she knew how to massage and finished with a HJ when asked for extra service. You are right about the price though. A bit on the pricey side for what you get.

A real hit and miss place.

[QUOTE=Witchdong; 1183596]A new record! One of the most abysmal sessions ever. Walked into this place which looked like it had changed hands recently. There were half a dozen PRCs, second tier student types sitting in the reception area at the front. On asking for a massage, the girl behind the counter turns to the one next to her and says 'this is your lady' at which the 'lady' in questions looks like she's been simultaneously received multiple stabs in the back and ordered to retrieve a 10 cent piece from a barrel of cat shit. Luckily there was a mirror nearby so I could check whether I had left my camel's arse mask on by mistake.

While the rest were waiting for Justin Bieber to arrive, I was shown into a pleasant enough cubicle which had a massage table, the type with a hole at one end, covered by a couple of towels which had been laid fresh about 3 customers ago, paper on the floor which turned out to be holy paper for where you put your face on the table and a couple of crumpled tissues used for who knows what.

No covering on the face hole so after being left to change, I lie face down with my head on my arms, how bad can it get? I soon found out. On return of the shell shocked chick, I got what could only be called a massage by someone who is fanatically polite. It could best be described as being touched by somebody who was blindfold and looking for the 10 cent piece, occasionally leaning on their hands for a rest, mostly on the back and eventually down to the legs as she got to the bottom of the barrel. So here I am, thinking that the only way this place could stay in business would be if they included some extraordinary sex into the base price. Ever the optimist, I wait for the flip so on hearing a mumbled blerglebil, I roll over to see the door being slid open and a 'finish now' WTF?

Put this one down to experience, so as I step daintily between the crap on the floor, my eye catches the clock to see I've only been there for 45min and I had paid for an hour! 2microseconds of thought later along the lines of did I REALLY want another 15min of the same even if I managed to convince whoever I was being robbed? Nah. Dressed and left with still about half a dozen PRCs trying to look busy although one other punter had arrived while I was on the table listening to what sounded like shoes being thrown at the wall.

Unfortunately I didn't get the name of my little barrel treasure hunter so if any of you guys want to enjoy the same experience, you may have to try them all in case they are not all like that.

1hr $70 clothed [$10 above the average rate]. WIR? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH[/QUOTE]

Witchdong.

That was one the funniest reports I've read in a while. I was rolling on floor laughing, but you're the one who lost $70! I think you were too polite. You should tell us the street number on Church Street so that we can apply a 1km exclusion zone to this dump.

ED

It's new the good 'ole Swan St place which is no more but there are about 5 places within about 150m, there was a sudden explosion of places around that corner about a year ago. I noticed this one had changed hands a few months back, maybe it's a part of a student project. [and you're right, I am too polite, but everybody has their bad habits]

[QUOTE=Engine Driver; 1183881]Witchdong.

That was one the funniest reports I've read in a while. I was rolling on floor laughing, but you're the one who lost $70! I think you were too polite. You should tell us the street number on Church Street so that we can apply a 1km exclusion zone to this dump.

ED[/QUOTE]

Anyone had any good sessions from ladies advertising on locanto under personal services? They seem a bit more expensive being mostly private operators.

Quick update,

After a rather good exp at this place a while back. (there was a promise of more girls on Friday). Turned up and there was only the same as before. I thought what the hell, go for it. During the massage which was very good, she mentioned that Saturday will be more girls, then I had the ha har moment, I have been scammed. But after the Flip she did perform very well, and I was very very happy. I still confused about if I have the correct place in balwyn. If any member's could PM me I happy share thoughts on this one. It sort of annoying as I still think I am at the wrong place when I read the other posts and compare. Anyways. Was good exp for $50 plus small tip.

[QUOTE=SuperRaven; 1185108]Quick update,

After a rather good exp at this place a while back. (there was a promise of more girls on Friday). Turned up and there was only the same as before. I thought what the hell, go for it. During the massage which was very good, she mentioned that Saturday will be more girls, then I had the ha har moment, I have been scammed. But after the Flip she did perform very well, and I was very very happy. I still confused about if I have the correct place in balwyn. If any member's could PM me I happy share thoughts on this one. It sort of annoying as I still think I am at the wrong place when I read the other posts and compare. Anyways. Was good exp for $50 plus small tip.[/QUOTE]One I've reported on was in Burke Road but has since closed as far as I know [no phone answers and door locked]

Hi Guys just to ley know that Moore st massage is moving next week to Nicholson st and taking all the staff with them, I hope it is better than the old Nicholson st as I'd had a massage there before and wasnt much chop, and for us punters less to walk from Lotus now if they are busy,

Being back in Melbourne is good. Firstly there are lots of hot Asian women to perv on, (which I have missed). It's even better when your knocking one off at the brothels or a R&T.

Anyway, I'm back in town for 2 weeks, and have had a few experiences, making the most of my time here, before heading back to work interstate!

Here goes.

VERONICA - TMC.

First port of call once I hit town was TMC and Veronica. I didn't think she was working first off and was going to take another girl, (whose name escapes me. But she's a short older Filipino number). Always a good time had with Veronica, and she was telling me that she has been lazy of late, only turning up to work when she feels like it. Anyway, the session with her was great, as I almost got her off during the 69 session, with her screaming at me that she wanted to cum during the sex and not the oral, (but I was trying hard to get her to do it during the oral).

Being the gentleman that I am, I obliged and she started riding me like there was no tomorrow, she came with a huge gush and was sweating pretty profusely. She said she needed it, I don't blame her, I needed it too!

Time spent. 1 HR. Cost $210.

LUCY - Lotus Massage Footscray.

This was my next port of call, as it is my local. Anyway, I was met by Lucy, who said she hadn't seen me for a long time, (it's been 3 months). For the life of me I couldn't remember her name, and ended up asking her at the end of the session.

After a nice massage, it was "turn over please". I started feeling her up and she quoted me an extra $20 for her to get naked, which I paid. Then I just went to town on her body, with her making all kinds of ooh and ahhs, pretty fake, but I didn't care. As long as I get a load off I'm happy. Then out of the blue, (I dunno why) , I just asked her for a BJ. She said you want a BJ, no condom. I said yes and for an extra $10, got a BBBJ. No CIM, but still was a good session.

Time spent 30 mins, damage done $70.

MAY - TMC.

Rolled up Saturday night about 8. 30pm to find May working. Session was alright, but I've had far better sessions with her in the past. She greased me up with Sorbalene, then when I rolled over, she laid on her back with her pussy facing me, and smeared sorbalene all over her pussy, then mentioned for me to rub her pussy, while she gently stroked my cock. Then it was a bit of CBJ then sex. On the second round we finished off with her giving me a HJ. She's not real chatty the ol' May and like I said before, I've had better, more sensual sessions with her before.

Time spent 1 hr, damage done $210.

That's it for the time being. If I have any more encounters, I'll post them up here.

PS: I don't know if this is allowed here, but I'm trying to sell a lounge suite ASAP before going back to WA. If anyone is interested PM me! Here is some info on it.

3 seater Lounge Suite, Chocolate in color.

Couch comes with fold out middle, which becomes a drink tray.

All seating on the couch reclines.

Couch is detachable, (splits into 3 parts, and can be made a 2 seater, if desired)

Suite also comes with 2 x chairs, both of which recline.

Couch is only 3 years old, and comes with remainder of warranty as well as stain remover kit.

Price I am asking is $900 ONO

Is anyone seeing any action at the Grand.

I have been there on about 5 or 6 occassions now with high hopes that as I became more regular that I would start to see some extras.

Great massage here and well worth the vists for this. Hannah and Susan are a couple of very sensual girls. Best I have got though is DIY while they massage my balls with their face 4 inches from Mr J.

Any positive reports on this one? Do I persist or is this the best it is going to get.

It looks like there's a shortage of the the really great place / service. This is the one where you can get a great hard massage from a hot nude chick, followed by, if you feel like it, either or both of an excellent BBBJ or FS any way you like it. Even with the better ones, once you've been there for the FS, they just want to launch into to that and any massage becomes token.

Tried Coco at Ping again, better session with her going straight to nipple sucking after the massage with no prompting. I gave her $30 for a BBBJ (she wanted 50) to which I wanted to reply but you boom boom for 40. Anyway she pulled her knickers down and let me finger her and as it was latish she had dried up. Pretty funny with her trying to talk to her friend all the time while gobbing me, I'm sure the friend would pick what she was up to!

Andy

Anyone has tried the tantra massage? Is it worth it or just waste of money?