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[QUOTE=Rubberyman]
*Has a mental image of lots of old old guys screaming (sadly) 'no no no no!' as their barfines are riding them.*[/QUOTE]
Only 48 years old but for my afternoon session today I enjoyed a 20y/o and a 18y/o (one week in business) in an excellent threesome.
Both no kids with very firm bodies.
The 18y/o was so tight, we had to use baby oil.......
So sad....... :D :D :D
Cheers!
[QUOTE=Rubberyman]
These guys have a life of drinking and screwing and eating non-stop year round. [/QUOTE]
Planning to do that 2011 onwards..... :p :p
Cheers!
[QUOTE=Rubberyman]Great report. Not sure why those old old men are so sad. Most are retirees They get to do all year round what you were doing, while you have to settle for a short trip - guess you can't please everybody.
These guys have a life of drinking and screwing and eating non-stop year round. They live like kings compared to how they would have to live 'back home'. Don't waste any sympathy on them - they are too busy making deposits in the Pinay sperm banks to care anyhow.
*Has a mental image of lots of old old guys screaming (sadly) 'no no no no!' as their barfines are riding them.*[/QUOTE]
I do not think they are sad. They are retired people who live better in PHIL than in their home country.
If you can say retired life is boring, it is 10 times more boring in AC since there is generally nothing to do. Most have a live in GF who takes care of cooking, cleaning and sex. All they do is hang around with their friends drinking and talking. You can see most them having breakfast at Moe.
For them getting even normal girls is easy I would imagine unlike us who have to barfine all the time. I would say they are kind of beyond hunting for girls. It is like you crave for oranges if there is none and the craving goes away if you are in a orchard. Except for occassional ripe fruit.
[QUOTE=Sammon]I do not think they are sad.[/QUOTE]Er, not to ruin the mood here or anything, but I don't think it takes much wandering around AC to see a whole lot of fairly sad cases. Old, often sick, usually pretty broke, just getting by. On the other hand, they're doing it under palm trees and surrounded by sweet young Asian things, so OK, probably not quite as sad as they would be back home at the YMCA.
[QUOTE=Betong]Er, not to ruin the mood here or anything, but I don't think it takes much wandering around AC to see a whole lot of fairly sad cases. Old, often sick, usually pretty broke, just getting by. On the other hand, they're doing it under palm trees and surrounded by sweet young Asian things, so OK, probably not quite as sad as they would be back home at the YMCA.[/QUOTE]You are quite right, I know a few who would like to go back to the USA Because they are old and would like to be around family and old time friends, But they can't afford to return at this point. They are living on Social Security and while you can afford to live on that in the PI. It wouldn't come close to being enough in any major city in the USA So they are stuck in the PI.
For quite a few after they've been in AC for 10 to 15 years the appeal of the girls leaves and a lot of them sour on the whole atmosphere. Dealing with the beggars, the scams, They don't bother going near the bar area.
A couple of expats I knew who could afford it, actually moved back to the US.
Betong, you're not ruining the mood! It's that guy Ekspat and his baby oil stories that ruins the mood! :-)
As someone who is firmly entrenched in middle aged, I have to admit it is sad to be getting older. I'm not "sick" yet, unless you consider the excessive drinking /debauchery. Oh, and some would say "paranoia".
As for "pretty broke", I think it's been suggested that one should not flaunt one's wealth in a place like AC. That old fart in t-shirt and flip flops may be a millionaire -- well, at least a peso millionaire.
If I'm not mistaken, you can get a US military pension after just 20 or 25 years. I wonder how many of those "sad" old timers in AC have been kicking back on their pensions for the last 20 or 30 years.
Things may not be as they seem.
X, formerly from the sad, sad city of Detroit
[QUOTE=Betong]Er, not to ruin the mood here or anything, but I don't think it takes much wandering around AC to see a whole lot of fairly sad cases. Old, often sick, usually pretty broke, just getting by. On the other hand, they're doing it under palm trees and surrounded by sweet young Asian things, so OK, probably not quite as sad as they would be back home at the YMCA.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=X Man]Betong, you're not ruining the mood! It's that guy Ekspat and his baby oil stories that ruins the mood! :-)[/QUOTE]Amen, Ekspat, leave them girls alone:D I know he ruined my mood. He is getting what I want:( I will return Saturday and I can't wait.
[QUOTE=Ekspat]Only 48 years old but for my afternoon session today I enjoyed a 20y/o and a 18y/o (one week in business) in an excellent threesome.
Both no kids with very firm bodies.
The 18y/o was so tight, we had to use baby oil.......
So sad....... :D :D :D
Cheers![/QUOTE]
*sigh*
I still have just under seven weeks till touchdown in Clark. I hate you, you know.
Rubber sheets, baby oil.
I am very tempted to get on the plane tomorrow.
Good picture Robbaf. Lot's of happy faces. Some look familiar, but I don't have a chance in hell of even guessing where / who.
X
[QUOTE=Robbaf]Amen, Ekspat, leave them girls alone:D I know he ruined my mood. He is getting what I want:( I will return Saturday and I can't wait.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=X Man]Good picture Robbaf. Lot's of happy faces. Some look familiar, but I don't have a chance in hell of even guessing where / who.
X[/QUOTE]That would be Rhapsody and I have had the pleasures of four ladies in the picture and momma Rose isn't one of the four:D
That doesn't ring a bell, but I do remember some of the faces. The short chubby gal with glasses was very friendly and also articulate.
Sometimes the management really affects the atmosphere of the bars.
I'm not particularly fond of the mama-sans who simply wave their arm toward the stage and raise their eyebrows with a "which one" expression.
X
[QUOTE=Robbaf]That would be Rhapsody and I have had the pleasures of four ladies in the picture and momma Rose isn't one of the four:D[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=X Man]As for "pretty broke", I think it's been suggested that one should not flaunt one's wealth in a place like AC. That old fart in t-shirt and flip flops may be a millionaire -- well, at least a peso millionaire.
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But being a peso millionaire beats the hell out of being a dong millionaire!
[QUOTE=Genghois]But being a peso millionaire beats the hell out of being a dong millionaire![/QUOTE]
I am sure many expats in AC have money stashed away. But they have to behave like "When in Rome----------- ".
In poor countries it is always better not to flaunt wealth so as not to become a target for extortion,kidnapping, robbery etc. Most of the retirees there will get social security + pension + returns on investrment savings.
I do not think money wise they are not sad. Maybe there are a few who live day to day. Since they cannot get any gainfull employment for a decent salary, they have to be carefull how to budget the money. Given the chance the little fucklets will bankrupt them and leave them high and dry. We all have heard lots of these cases in Thailand.
Their life is definitely not on the fast lane like us who go there on vacation, blow our money on girls and drinks and come back to replenish our lost money and go back to do all over again.
I am sure their lifestyle would be envy of many old timers living here in USA.
Dong? I'm guessing it is a unit of money.....and is less attractive than being a peso millionaire. Sorry, but I missed the joke...
X
[QUOTE=Genghois]But being a peso millionaire beats the hell out of being a dong millionaire![/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Ekspat]Bro Robbaf, don't include 3 SMB and a LD in Emotions in your estimation!! :D It's not more than 15 mins.[/QUOTE]So what I should take home is that it is somewhere between 15 and 45 minutes, depending on your level of intoxication and the attractiveness of the ladies outside the bars. Exactly the kind of info I was looking for.