Dubai Reports

[QUOTE=Jannn]i want to know how is mongering in Dubai and how about the Hotels? do they welcome your visitors/girlfriends? Last year one of my friend visited Dubai and mentioned about the place Cyclon, is this place still open and is this the right place to meet high quality escorts?[/QUOTE]Don't listen to the nay sayers. They just want to keep the good places/girls for themselves. They'll direct newbies away from the good places so they can get girls with less competition from fatter wallets.

Jump in a taxi, tell the driver you're an experienced player, you know your way around, and that you want to go to Cyclone for the hot women. He might try and tell you it's closed, but that's only because he wants to take you to a club where he gets a commission for bringing in suckers. DON'T listen to him; I know you know that scam. If you don't like Cyclone, try Amnesia - 200 dhs to get in, but the HIGH class wg's know the entrance fee separates the wheat from the chaff, and keeps the lookie-lou punters out.

And I know you're NOT one of those lookie-lous: almost a year's membership, 9 posts, none an FR. A player like yourself, too busy playing to post, or even read, deserves the best.

[QUOTE=Bpd81]The extremely rich American rap stars per say Kanye West for example I know and idolize always diss the place.[/QUOTE]Who was the rap star that was caught with drugs at the airport, but let go by an official pardon? Seems to me, they'd be extremely grateful how the rulers here take pity on idiots.

[QUOTE=11Bravo]Who was the rap star that was caught with drugs at the airport, but let go by an official pardon? Seems to me, they'd be extremely grateful how the rulers here take pity on idiots.[/QUOTE]

Dallas Austin and he was not a rap star but a producer for people like Britney Spears.

[QUOTE=Zing Uk]The other thing that I noticed, and I don't know if this was just by chance, but there was almost a mass exodus around 11pm after the first band set. The bar area suddenly cleared of a substantial number of punters almost as if a bell had been struck. [/QUOTE]Even though it was a short week, seemed long to me. Wednesday night, considered calling a girl from Jockey's - average looks, but sweet, lovey attitude, and with a skill set to match my laziness.

But, decided to head out to 'Snake, just to see who was around.

[b]Rattlesnake, Wednesday, 10:30-11:30[/b]
50 dhs to get in. Not that many punters, but no depth to the wg's either: the usual starting lineup of a-listers, but nothing on the bench. Usual mix of PRC's and Africans, with a few CIS mixed in.

Canary said hi. Asked her about the 'broken leg' girl; yes, she had heard. When I asked her who the girl was, her reply had me laughing (sorry Zing, no disrespect meant), "You think I have such stupid friends?"

Girl I was looking for not around; another on the to-do list might have been, but without her usual outfit, couldn't be certain. Unlike Zing's experience, at 11pm, an INFLUX of punters arrived, flooding the market, and really skewing the M/F ratio. Any hopes of a "good" deal evaporating, decided to move on. Sometimes you just have to cut your losses...

[b]York, Wednesday, 11:45-12:00[/b]
York was so crowded, and with a convenient screen of wg's at the entrance, I was able to sidestep the waitress hordes... Not that I mind paying for a drink, but I want to make sure the store has some well stocked shelves first (what I hate about the Rattlesnake entrance fee. At least at Cyclone, you always got your money's worth). Again, the usual mix: heavy on the PRC's and Africans, some mainly hard-bitten CIS around.

One pass - the 2 a-listers I was thinking of weren't around. (Again, could always call, but what's the fun in that - thrill of the hunt and all). Another a-lister was, got the come-on smile and friendly greeting, but knew by the crowd no discounts. I wasn't wrong; on my 2nd loop around, saw she and her friend seal the deal with a couple of punters and disappear out the door.

Stopping to survey the passing hordes, that's when the waitresses pounced. Stationary target and all. Declined, and headed for the door, nothing having breached my selection threshold.

Thought about stopping at the Imperial, but midnight coupled with a no-work next day for all... would give that madhouse a miss. Not in the mood for the 'last lifeboat leaving' mentality of so many patrons there.

Now, I had CAREFULLY maintained my 'Snake band, so decided to head back there, see who was still around, see who had come back from the initial ST. But as I was heading for the car, figured what the hey, stopped in at Jockey's.

[b]Jockey's, Wednesday, 12:05 - 12:07[/b]
Packed, but it is a SMALL bar. Within 5 seconds of entering, there's the girl I'd initially thought of calling, running over to say hi. Fate it was, didn't even bother with a drink, and off we went.

Roundabout route home for sure.

LE purges, Chinese New Year coming up, Thursday a holiday - just seemed less PRC's around. Will have to see how the remaining weekend shapes up.

Note:
Anyone visiting Dubai now, or within the past month, could easily think what a perfect place to live. The weather has been absolutely FANTASTIC - blue skies, sunshine, low humidity, pleasant to take a stoll in. You just want to be outside. At night, slightly cool, but again, perfect for walking between the bars in the golden triangle. How could anyone not want to live here?

Answer to that is, just wait a couple of months. Then it's the complete OPPOSITE: how could anyone live here, and WTF did they do BEFORE a/c?

[QUOTE=Bpd81]Dallas Austin and he was not a rap star but a producer for people like Britney Spears.[/QUOTE]My mistake - I don't keep up on who's who in the music biz.

But unless you have some POWERFUL friends, with A LOT of cash to spread around, DON'T bring drugs in, ANY amount, not even if you are in transit. The authorities have made it a point lately of showing their NO tolerance policy, the latest example being some famous (well, to some) brit dj.

The "just pay a fine" of back home translates to 4 years in jail here.

[QUOTE=11Bravo]Anyone visiting Dubai now, or within the past month, could easily think what a perfect place to live. The weather has been absolutely FANTASTIC - blue skies, sunshine, low humidity, pleasant to take a stoll in. You just want to be outside. At night, slightly cool, but again, perfect for walking between the bars in the golden triangle. How could anyone not want to live here?[/QUOTE]When I got back a couple of night ago the taxi driver was complaining about the cold. There is me, just arrived from Europe thinking how pleasant it was. Yesterday I was watching a guy in Jebal Ali, look like he was dressed for the artic!!

There is rain and thunderstorms forcast for this weekend so look out

[QUOTE=11Bravo] Canary said hi. Asked her about the 'broken leg' girl; yes, she had heard. When I asked her who the girl was, her reply had me laughing (sorry Zing, no disrespect meant), "You think I have such stupid friends?" [/QUOTE]

Actually, Princess L's mates are all of the same opinion as in "WTF was she doing?" No disrespect taken

[QUOTE=11Bravo] Unlike Zing's experience, at 11pm, an INFLUX of punters arrived, flooding the market, and really skewing the M/F ratio. Any hopes of a "good" deal evaporating, decided to move on. Sometimes you just have to cut your losses...
[/QUOTE]

I was also in Rattler last night sat upstairs but it did seem busier downstairs than my last trip so maybe just one of those things last time. There was a bit of a comical ramy upstairs at the pool table at one point when a 5 foot tall indial looking bloke decided to take on an 8 foot tall Dolph Lundgren look-a-like who had obviously just finished his workout by eating a couple of children on the way to the bar.. He was a seriously mean looking f*cker but fortunately didn't rise to the subcontinental challenge. My money was on Dolph though


[QUOTE=11Bravo] Jockey's, Wednesday, 12:05 - 12:07[/b]
Packed, but it is a SMALL bar. Within 5 seconds of entering, there's the girl I'd initially thought of calling, running over to say hi. Fate it was, didn't even bother with a drink, and off we went. [/QUOTE]

Great when that happens, just feels good

[QUOTE=11Bravo] WTF did they do BEFORE a/c? [/QUOTE]

Slow roasted in their tents?

11Bravo and JoeCoodidge,

Thank you for your hints.

[QUOTE=Bpd81]Dallas Austin and he was not a rap star but a producer for people like Britney Spears.[/QUOTE]
So, who is the idiot? Dallas Austin? Britney Spears? S. Mo? 11Bravo? or is it another "per say?" ;)

Winter weather is really nice in DXB, I noticed at my last Seaview night out, that it was interesting not to have gone through at least three sweat-dry cycles in two hours. Refreshing to say the least.

Summer? Worse than BKK, 5 showers per day or one for every time you leave the AC bubble. Ditto KL.

One other new DXB phenomenon: Mistaken Identity. In three different stores at the City Centre, I was greeted with "Zdravstvujte" WTF? I obviously need to upgrade my wardrobe because they were certainly not pegging me as an oligarch.

The shopkeepers Russian was worse than mine (if that is even possible) though they certainly understand "Skolka."

[QUOTE=Sporadic]So, who is the idiot? Dallas Austin? Britney Spears? S. Mo? 11Bravo? or is it another "per say?" ;)[/QUOTE]

No one. I just used it as my title because it was the word in Brav's post that stood out to me

Thursday night, my usual "don't want to go out", so called Miss House Guest (returned home last week) to see if she was busy. "Maybe." What was I doing? "Staying in." She suggested I should go to the bar and see her. Now [b]I[/b] understand "safety net", but what she seemed to have forgotten was how I appreciated "home delivery" on a Thursday.

Well, if I had to go out, might as well check some other places first, taking my chances, if required, on her availability "later on". Considered the 'Snake, but after the previous evening's disappointment... In the old days, pre-entrance fee, would have stopped in, had a couple of drinks, surveyed the crowd. But paying 50 dhs for an unknown scene - like I said, it's not the Cylcone. Downtown it was, Golden Triangle, especially with the fantastic weather - enjoy it while you can.

Walking past Jockey's at 23:00, 2 VERY nice PRC's leaving, passed right in front of me. Unfortunately, they were "accompanied". But cute enough they a)got a head turn from me, and b)made a mental note I'd have to check Jockey's earlier rather than later some night.

But not tonight. While Wednesday's pull is fun, not a "double header" type, and I didn't want to have to fend her off. Besides, York was the initial goal.

Walking from Jockey's to York, a "pajama boy" in front of me attracted my attention. First by how he was littering as he went - concept of a trash bin obviously alien to him - but perhaps he was just trying to guarantee work for some of his "brothers" [Many visitors complement dxb on how clean it is - like [u]"Westworld"[/u], they rarely see the EARLY morning maintenance crews tidying things up.] Then I had to endure the spectacle of his scratching his ass for 1/2 a block - he was really digging deep - again, the concept of a)being in public, and b)soap and water alien concepts.

Last "gauntlet" was the crossing across Bank street - some people don't seem to understand that it's a 2 person wide choke point - which means 1 person in each direction. As I've said before, the concept of "other" pretty thin here.

[b]Thursday, York, 23:00 - 00:00[/b]
Queue to get in, which I sidestepped. Someone tried to tailgate me, but he got stopped by security.

Stepped in the bar, busy, so busy [size=4]I[/size] had to flag a waitress for a drink. Same situation as Wednesday - the 2 a-listers I was looking for were absent; the one on the to-do list was there, but obviously a 'good business' night. The usual choke points on the circular migration trail. Found a good vantage point, and watched the passing masses. Figured I'd give it an hour before heading elsewhere.

Standard mix of PRC's and Africans, slightly more CIS than I'd previously seen, but still lot less than the other major "flavors". Again, a "no thank you" to a PRC and she disappears, while a number of Africans wanted to know why I didn't want to talk to them. Hey, it's [u]business[/u], and you're hampering mine.

A number of tall PRC's around, making a nice change from the spinners. Tempted by several, but still, no one a "must have". Was considering making an offer to the a-lister in residence, when I saw a tall beauty across the aisle. Before I could make eye contact, she was off. Enough gravity that I followed, but she had stopped at a table of punters, marketing. Returned to my vantage point; attractive girl across the gap. Couldn't figure out if she was PRC (massage) or -stani (no massage). Question answered when she joined some obvious PRC's. Some nice smiles exchanged, but before I made a move there, time to check on Miss Tall's marketing progress. Must have been good - the punters gone, so was she. Kicked myself - you snooze, you loose.

Decided to take the long way back, make one circuit before returning to Miss Bookmark. Glad I did; there was Miss Tall, sitting in a chair, watching the passing crowd. Don't often make the same mistake twice: stepped to her side with a "too many people" comment. Got a blank stare in return. Yes, trouble; her "little english" confirming the obvious.

Hmmm. Now the two voices in my head start:
"Best dressed girl here" : "But the clothes come off"
"Cute face" : "But no english"
"Nice rack" : "But she lives in Diera"
"You have to reward the style" : "With limited english, how to ask what's on the menu?"

Waited for her mentor to appear. Didn't. Either she doesn't have one (Yikes), or the mentor had been offered a deal she couldn't refuse, and it didn't include Miss Tall.

The internal debate continued:
"Go for it!" : "Hey, at least get a price first"

Had to use her phone to dial my area code. I was tired, the to-do list too long already, I wasn't in the mood to write her off as a lost opportunity (where is Miss School Girl these days?), and I didn't want to bargain - it really was going to be a go/no go decision.

My 700 yielded a "oh, I not sleep your house" reply. Correct assessment; debate closed:
"Shame" : "She passed on a generous offer; other, more experienced ones around, move on."

Remained where I was, surveying the passing herd. So was she; then she interrupted, "go now?"

"Don't be hasty" : "You've overbid already; get out now"

Took awhile, but confirmed it would be LT. Out we went, for the long walk to the car, she trailing behind. Not too far - she was picking up gawkers as we passed. Had to run interference several times, but eventually we reached the car. I was VERY happy to see that the idiot double parker had just left me enough room to get out - saved me from getting paint on my key.

Miss Tall had me laughing - at the airport, she'd noticed a number of arabs looking at her, so she's thinking, "I'm very beautiful." When she reached her house, she was brought down to earth, "No, an arab will look at ANYTHING female." She'd also been "warned" that westerners liked to make love "long time", unlike her home crowd of "shoot and scoot", so was a bit apprehensive. Nothing to satisfy the ego like those involuntary spasms as she's enjoying...

[b]Summary[/b]
York, usual mix. Rattlesnake has more a-listers, York has more depth on the bench. 3 or 4 I could easily have taken home, no regrets, couple more that, on another night, just might have made the "go" threshold.

Jann,

Welcome to Dubai, I am sure you will have a great time, but if you ask for guidance and advice without having your PM turned on you will not have as good a time as you might otherwise.

Turn it on. In the present cirumstances you are likely to get a lot more good information than by simply scanning the boards. (Although the boards are indeed well written and informative.)

Just a word of friendly advice. Or, do an RTFF search on 'Crown Plaza' and see what happens.

Cheers

Firstly thanks to WR Spelman and others for answering my pms.

Night one. Arrived in late and headed straight for York (Thursday night). Way too full so after one drink moved on to Imperial. Nothing special but being first night did'nt want to go home empty handed so did a deal with a PRC late on. Funny thing when I arrived back to my wingman who wasn't looking and pretty full of drink a PRC had attached herself to him and was better looking than my deal.Decided so be it wasn't going back on my deal so the four of us headed to the hotel. Once in my room all things changed with my "date". I have read this forum long enough to know the rights and wrongs for both parties. Price agreed 500 went up to 700, money in the morning went to money up front along with some other important things. Bottom line deal cancelled,"date" sent home and no taxi money. Phoned my mates room asked him what about his date, he wasn't fit to look after her so had him send her to my room, 500 the night reasonable service but alot better than it could have been.

Nights two, three and four was spent with what I would call an 8/10 PRC called Annie from the York, Excellent service and good fun to add. Price 700 night one and 500 next two nights. She even wanted to bring her sister over one afternoon for free but I declined (foolish maybe). I met her on the left hand side in York at the slot machines while I was looking for Lilly as mentioned previously by Zing.

Night five.After stopping for a short while the previous night at Rumours looking for a CIS mentioned by Spelman with no joy and then maybe an hour at Regal (Was impressed by CIS brigade but too crowded) I decided that last night was going to be dedicated to a CIS adventure. Now unfortunately wasn't feeling the best so didn't know how night would turn out. Hit the bar at the Plaza early and went to night club at about 10.30. Too late to get a table but not too crowded. Hung out there till 2 with some fine potential available with opening prices starting at 1000 (with any I spoke to). As mentioned stomach wasn't the best and add to that a fair amount of alcohol by 2 it was going to be home alone for me.

Despite the disappointment of the last night still a very enjoyable trip. Two small points. I am 99% sure I saw Pipers 7 foot blonde CIS entering the hotel lift at 9pm on the last night. Thought I might see her later in the club but no show. In regal I spoke with a blonde MILF whose name I can't remember but she was from Syria. She said she was 41 putting her a few years older than me. If I had been fit I would definately have went for it.Anyone know her ?.

Thanks to all the regular contributors to the Dubai forum who make the trip so easy to enjoy.

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I've got some family come over for a couple of days so have had Princess L across while I still have the space before a quiet week. We normally head off to Metro for a couple of hours but the weather was just so crap last night and neither of us could be arsed so we sat watching TV. On Nat Goe channel there was a programme about warplanes. That got me thinking that I had a couple of model planes still not built in the house (sad I know but it can be fun to pass a boring evening) so I got them out.

Princess L was priceless, she really got into this and thought it was great fun. One of the models was an old WW1 bi-plane which she claimed for herself. I gave her a bit of guidance for the first 5 minutes but gave up and let her do it her way. It was amazing to watch, after about 10 minutes from her make up bag out came the small scissors and tweezers (great modelling tools). She had a great time and the model was built (albeit with slightly squint wheels and wings) in about an hour. By that time I had started to paint some bits and pieces from mine. Not one to be left behind she got stuck into painting her which was a laugh. This did concern me a bit though as I didn't fancy getting enamel paint on the sofas so a bit more serious guidance was given. Then we both shut up and concentrated on working on both our models in silence she looking at the paining on the box for the colour scheme. The next thing I knew she presented hers as "finiss". I cracked up, not understanding about decals she had painted everything, the RAF symbols, the plane numbers etc. That was good because it led to me tickling and teasing her and the inevitable fun session rolling around on the (still clean) sofas.

After that she was so into it she wanted another so around 10pm off we trouped to Mall of Emirates to source another one for her!

It was great fun and she loved it. I do really enjoy some of the unexpected pleasure you get with the girls, she was basically like a child and was beaming all night all for about 30dhs. As well as the roll around on the sofa she gave me my second reward when we eventually went to be......I won't tell you the details but I was also beaming.

Keep it Cocked,
Fighter Pilot Zing

I decided to have some fun yesterday night. Actually after reading GS report I was in the mood to meet her Nigerian friend, so I headed to Imperial.
Well, little has changed there. It has never been so good as the time 50-50 introduced me to the place, I think since he is not going there quality has gone down. The mix was the usual, CIS or more likely moldovian that look like in a former life where gulag guardians, Chinese that would scare Chuck Norris, and the crowd... OMG. You could make a movie (a horror one) in that place. Still I started looking for the tall girl with a shorter friend. I arrived around 22h and could not find them, i checked a couple of (couples of) girls that could fit the description to no avail. Around 2230 I saw a couple of girls that could be the ones so as soon as they seemed to be free I checked. The taller one did not even look at me, maybe I have written in my forehead that I have a small d* or something like that. Or maybe I should shower more often than biyearly...
Well at least her friend (K) was friendlier, so I started talking. She quoted 800 for Toda La Noche, open to discussion. I also checked her friend name (M) and bingo so and I tried to talk to her. She quoted $1000. Not a typo, she asked 1000 dollars, I laughed and wished her good night. I may have pulled any of them as one was quite impressive and the other was quite fun, but she pìssed me off so much that I simply left. Her friend has been phoning me since 8am today to see if she could come, but honestly I was really pissed off. If she was not interested in my business she could have managed better, the way she did she also screwed her friend. oh well screw her.

So i moved to panorama. First lets start with the bad, terribly bad, news. I invited a colleague fro dinner 2 nights ago and decided to call the Kyrgyz girl from a previous report... She told me ¨"no more work. Gettign married".
This, my friends is a terrible loss as she was quite stunning and even though the night was a little bit bumpy she had great potential and an amazing figure. I was hoping that this would all be a mistake, a joke... but nope. She is out of the game.

So, I was in the mood for something dirty and I was firected towards another Kyrgyz girl (R) I would try to put a picture of her that shows her assets (not a good quality as she was very keen on getting the picture taken using a door as a background that was nto the best idea). Well, I was promised that she wasreally dirty, actually she was not, She made phoney noises that put me off totally. I think she may be good for some other person, but not for me.

To make things worst she overslept until 1PM and then no sex in the morning. Oh well, no repeat business. This may have been a glitch, and again, she may click with some of you as she is young, nice, fun and big breasted. I know that this last factor would never influence any of us as we focus mostly on the character and intellectual charm of the ladies, still I hope I can post the picture.

Regarding this, very nice breasts, very good texture, and you could handle her qutie rough,. She loved being slapped in her ass and breasts during sex.

But the phoney noises really killed it for me. and the no-show at morning time.

So, do not be disappointed by my report as I think in the right hands she could be a gem. but from my description it should be clear to you if she fits the bill. She asked 1000, that she was nto worth tonight for me. Pity as her breasts would be excellent for some nice old-fashioned shibari.

WR my bondage books arrived you may find them interesting :)

[QUOTE=Cons68]She quoted $1000. Not a typo, she asked 1000 dollars, I laughed and wished her good night. I may have pulled any of them as one was quite impressive and the other was quite fun, but she pìssed me off so much that I simply left.[/quote]I don't know, if she'd said 1000 dhs, some might have accepted; $1000 makes it PERFECTLY clear :) The way I always figure, she's doing me a favor by letting me know UP FRONT of the NON-interest. Example of a worst case is what happened to Loxfun the first night. Lucky for him, he had an impotent wingman... [Nice FR, [b]Loxfun[/b].]

[QUOTE=Cons68]Well, I was promised that she was really dirty, actually she was not, She made phoney noises that put me off totally.[/quote]Who promised? She? 3rd party?

I agree, the fake moaning serves the same function as the "you come quick" request - has just the opposite effect. I always find it amusing that SHE'S moaning while giving ME a bj... Sure, I believe...

[QUOTE=Cons68]To make things worst she overslept until 1PM and then no sex in the morning. Oh well, no repeat business.[/quote]Yes, that no morning wakeup does equate to a "1 of". What irks me in that situation is that you've been a nice guy, letting her sleep in in a safe, comfortable environment. Like you, I don't get upset, it's just no return match.

[QUOTE=Cons68]This may have been a glitch, and again, she may click with some of you as she is young, nice, fun and big breasted.[/QUOTE]Well said - we're all individuals, and sometimes you click, sometimes you don't. It's exactly why I like to go out to the bars and judge for myself.

[QUOTE=Zing Uk]I do really enjoy some of the unexpected pleasure you get with the girls, she was basically like a child and was beaming all night all for about 30dhs.[/QUOTE]Nice FR. Got a BIG smile about the non-knowledge of decals; painting everything. Know exactly what you mean - mine cost an "extra" 44 dhs. Taking her home this morning, she asked if we could stop at McDonald's. Her turn to cook, and she was running late (mea culpa). She pulled out a 100, offering to pay, but I told her 'be serious'. She was just beaming.