Thailand, first time, recommendations?
Hi all,
As this is my first time mongering internationally, need some suggestion regarding Thailand scene especially in places like Bangkok and pattaya. I am looking for some unique experiences like nuru massages, milking table. As I will be traveling in 2 days need urgent suggestions. TIA.
Standard nightlife in Pattaya
Had a great night out in Pattaya that took unexpected twists and turns. All in a good night's work.
For the Pattaya vets, this story will be commonplace. For those that have never been, buy your tickets before the girls get too westernized and forget they are in SEA. (:
It's a short story, but definitely skip if night summaries are not your thing. Just an example of how one of us mongers does it in Pattaya.
2nd day in Pattaya. Woke up around 7/8 PM, got dressed, took an edible and headed toward Soi Buahkaw. The goal was to end up at iBar and return with a Freelancer. This would be my first night attempting to pull a freelancer, instead of my regular goto places, bargirls and gogos. Candyclub was literally down the street from my hotel and though I have walked past it hundreds of times, I never actually stopped in. Recently, I had heard that freelancers were popular there, so I figured maybe I would find a freelancer, grab some food and then head back to the hotel. Maybe my trip would be much shorter than expected if I pulled something in Candyland. Stopped by, walked in, and was escorted to an occupied table with two older women. After I apologized for invading their space, the woman to my right immediately started chatting me up, loudly over the sound of live music. I'm not the biggest fan of live music, however I probably would have been persuaded to stay if the company was worth my time. I finished my beer and rolled out.
30 minutes into my mission, I figured I should eat before the edible kicks in fully and I literally forget about food until it's 4 AM and I'm starving. I walked up the street and got some beef soup across from Witherspoons. That's an easy 50 baht that hits the spot, and it looks like Thais and farangs are fond of the place.
There is a set of covered bars right around the corner from treetown (not sure what it's called). I always have fun when I stroll up and down the aisles, playing pool at random places, etc. After a few beers and resisting the urge to take one or two of the friendly bar girls with me, I started toward Walking street to check out iBar and execute my mission. I was determined to experiment with pulling a freelancer and trying something different than my typical bar girl. This is when I met Bam. Ignoring the "Handsome man" and "I want some chocolate" cat calls had become par for the stroll, however, there are the aggressive ones that come to the middle of the street blocking your path, or hugging you, or grabbing your hand, etc. Bam did just this and didn't start the conversation with "whass you name" or "Where you from". Instead, she went right to "hey, you fuck me!" . Hahaha. We both started laughing. This kind of talk is usually a bit of a turn off for me, but it was different from the rest that night and the edible kinda made everything funny. Ok. She is funny. Time for a quick detour. Played a few games of pool and then rolled out, as it was getting late and she said she couldn't bar fine. Yes, she changed my mind and I almost fully relapsed into bargirl world instead of investigating the club freelancer scene. She gave me her number before I left (didn't ask for it) and said she would text me the next day. Didn't intend to hold my breath for this one. I'm in Pattaya, there is no way I'm prefilling open time slots. She pulled me close as I was walking down the steps and sucked my top lip. It wasn't a kiss, it was literally a top lip suck. I found that interesting as well. Rolled out never expecting to see her again, though I might say that she had a body that is quite uncommon for Thai girls. She was thin, with a really nice ass, and had a decent frame, meaning that she didn't have the typical SEA small woman frame that sometimes really turns me off.
My focus was back on the mission. Walked to beach road and hopped on a baht bus (10 baht) down to walking street. Arrived at WS and was hit with all the energy that either draws in the newcomers or keeps the vets away. I'm neither, but definitely closer to newcomer than vet. Approached iBar and those bastards always take my tactical pen. Other clubs usually ignore it or overlook it, but ibar and insomnia staff always take it and I have to retrieve it on the way out. I always notice that the security guard gives me a face when I come to retrieve it, almost like he was hoping that whoever's pen it was would be too drunk / preoccupied to remember it. Nope, that's a force multiplier when you are in a place that doesn't allow the typical force multiplier.
Strolled into iBar and the scene was what you would expect. People playing pool, not much dancing, random girls walking around and staff looking to serve overpriced drinks. Ordered a beer and posted up at one of the tables by the water. It was kinda boring, if I'm being honest. It was about 1/130 AM. After about a half hour, more people started to come in. I started seeing more women occupy the space and thought to myself, "Ha. The freelancers are making their way in". Didn't see much that really grabbed my attention. Oh well. I'll finish my beer and head to treetown to see if I can grab something before the end of the night. A guy came in with two Thai girls and took the table next to me. Both girls were attractive. Lucky bastard. He set up a 3 way and probably decided to hit the club first. Rock on brother. No hate, just respecting the game. He was seated on a stool, just like me and one of the girls stayed between his legs. I figured, she was probably the primary. The other girl bumped into me while she was dancing and made me spill some of my beer. She was very apologetic and wiped the beer off of me like being sure to get her gropes on my abs and thighs. Very slick, but I liked it. She grabbed my ribs at one point and signaled that she liked the feel. We laughed and I thought nothing of it. She was back to dancing and I was counting down until my beer was done. Then, the chatting started. She kept making small talk and small talk became more sustained talk that turned into light dancing. She said they were going to Myst and asked if I wanted to come. Sure. Let's do it.
Wait a minute. I'm feeling kind of like a 4th wheel (is that a thing?) because I'm having to presume the state of things when what I really need to do is talk to the dude. He seemed stand offish and I figured it was because I was crashing his party. The plan was to check out myst and then roll out and leave the other monger to his threesome. Not going to crash another guy's party. WHen we get to Myst, I pulled him to the side and we had a really quick intro. Just names really. Not much said. The girls got us a table in the back and we decided to order a bottle. Over the loud music, we signaled to each other to split the bill in half. As fair as it gets. The girls disappeared for a minute and finally I had the opportunity to chat with the guy and figure out how to play the situation. Would I post up or try to find my own girl in Myst, which was absolutely packed! Found out he was Italian and when I offered apologies for crashing his party, he responded that my timing and placement could not have been more perfect. He met his girl on Thai Friendly and she brought her sister with her without his knowledge. He was thanking the heavens when her sister found her own customer, as now he had gotten rid of his third wheel. We toasted while they were gone and the night continued and continued. I stood against the wall and she danced against me all night. The club was packed, loud, and more people were coming in. With the bottle almost gone and 1500 Baht for LT agreed, we decided to hit the road. It was now after 6 AM and what a surprise you get when you leave the club. Inside, it's still nighttime and the party is ongoing. Outside, the sun is shining bright, a new day has started and you do what is similar to a walk of shame down walking street being harassed every 5 feet by taxis.
I learned from this night to leave while it still dark. There is a 180 degree difference from the nightlife vibe and the early morning vibe. My vibe stays alive and well when I'm leaving WS while the party is still alive and the cloak of night still blankets the sky.
Took her home, banged it out and sent her on her way. Mission Accomplished! Yeah, I know it was LT, but I didn't want to share my bed and deal with her in the morning. Way easier to send her on her way after busting one. Left out plenty of details for brevity.
Save your money for entertainment.
[QUOTE=FFlintstone69;3036274]Wondering if anyone can say which is the best hotel or resort for great meals?
The $100 usd -$300 usd per night, range would be ideal.
And many thanks to any perverts that can help.[/QUOTE]There are tons of reasonably priced hotels for much less <$100/ night and good food. Try Nag's Head on 2nd Road near Garden Plaza. My favorite food places are Hungry Hippo and Cheap Charlie's on Soi Buakhow, and Das Berliner on Soi 13 for great German Food and Hideaway on the corner of Soi Boomerang and Soi 15 (about the best hamburgers in Thailand.
On the pervert side, the prettiest woman I've met in eight years works as a freelancer at Gold Moon Bar in Tree Town (off Soi Buakhow). She's fun and funny and is very fond of what you are very fond of. She goes to work about 9 most nights. Ask for Ae. Pronounces "A." You will not be sorry.
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Girls Walking Around. Prices
I have seen a few walking videos around Myst, but not usually on Walking Street or Soi 6. What are the prices of non-bar girls? The range?
For example, the black girl?
The hooker in leather boots?
The pairs of girls in the other two?