Bangkok Reports

[QUOTE=Smoothy;2331839]I was in there once and they tried to charge me for 10 tequilas when I had only bought one diet coke. I had to argue with them for an hour before they let me leave.[/QUOTE]Wow. Bad things only happen to you. LOL.

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[QUOTE=Smoothy;2331835]You just met her Monday and it's Thursday but you haven't seen her the last couple of times you went there? So you go there every night? I'm going to have to check that place out.[/QUOTE]No, I was talking about the most recent girl I barfined from Butterflies 2-3 weeks ago for BBFS+CIP at 2,500 baht to her. I have not seen HER the last couple of times I stopped in the place. Actually, I rarely see the girls I barfined from there, never for as much as their initial 3,000 baht asking rate, over the past several months on second or third subsequent visits. Are they soon banished for unforgivable violations of those "ALL girls here" rules? Or maybe always barfined out before I get there because they DO violate the rules? Or some other reason? LOL Don't know.

If you really want to find the one who refused in unison insistence with two aggressive mamasans to accept one baht less than 3,000 baht to allow me to eat her pussy ST and nothing more, I believe her name was Pon, Pan or Pen. Badge number was 4XX, can only vaguely recall it was 400 something.

Look for an utterly average looking girl you might more likely peg as the second girl a more popular girl would take around to customers on the off chance one might buy her a lady drink.

[QUOTE=Smoothy;2331838]It's not us, it's the girls. They say 3-3-3 when referring to asian guys. That means 3 inches for 3 seconds for 3000 baht. It's just a funny thing they say.[/QUOTE]Not sure you needed to exaggerate it further. I thought was 3 4 5 K and one of those was minutes rather than seconds.

In general, girls reckon that Japanese fuck like rabbits and cum quick, however generalisation has to be wrong. Some Farangs pop very fast too. Some Japanese can last, especially if they had alcohol and a wank beforehand.

I popped very fast maybe twice in my life. The first one, and another I just can't explain why I only lasted 15 minutes of a 30 min session. The doggy was too much for me. I would love to be like Ron Jeremy and pop any time I want, as long as can pass on having his face and body. I get very few pops actually synchronised with the girl.

I find Japanese porn funny when the guy has a short dick and therefore his stroke has to be so short but usually quick. However they do seem to get to fuck for extended periods in some movies if not too obsessed with the toys. Meanwhile the Farang porn I saw recently was allowing the guy to put just the tip of his dick in her ahole (Lela Starr) and he is supposed to stay hard, also with a very short stoke, so we can see most of his dick. What for? Dicks don't interest me. Maybe her ahole was stuffed with something to prevent the dick going in far.

I start to like StacyQ videos which are merely sensual nudes, not porn, and no men appear in them at all. They typically have girls that match my spec.

[QUOTE=Syzygies;2331951]Not sure you needed to exaggerate it further. I thought was 3 4 5 K and one of those was minutes rather than seconds.
[/QUOTE]I always heard it was 5 5 5. Or ha ha ha. Which seems more logical than 3 3 3 or 3 4 5.

But what do I know? I was always 3 5 3.

[QUOTE=Pita123;2331954]I always heard it was 5 5 5. Or ha ha ha. Which seems more logical than 3 3 3 or 3 4 5.

But what do I know? I was always 3 5 3.[/QUOTE]Told me it was 3 minutes 3 cm for 3000 thb, from back in the 1980's when 3000 thb was much more than it is today.

[QUOTE=Pita123;2331954]I always heard it was 5 5 5. Or ha ha ha. Which seems more logical than 3 3 3 or 3 4 5.

But what do I know? I was always 3 5 3.[/QUOTE]I would say I am normally 3-15-2.5 Three inches for 15 seconds for 2500 baht.

[QUOTE=Smoothy;2331959]I would say I am normally 3-15-2.5 Three inches for 15 seconds for 2500 baht.[/QUOTE]Would be funny, except they don't know what inches are over there. 3 cm?

[QUOTE=Pita123;2331954]I always heard it was 5 5 5. Or ha ha ha. Which seems more logical than 3 3 3 or 3 4 5.

But what do I know? I was always 3 5 3.[/QUOTE]Strange to see you suddenly pop back up, after missing so long. Did you find any fun Thai venues lately?

5 5 5 (Haa Haa Haa) is the laughing symbol used in Thai chats all the time. So to reuse that would be a bit confusing. Anyway 5 5 5 is too close to normal that makes it not particularly funny. We need to exaggerate somewhat, same as all those Irish jokes.

[QUOTE=Syzygies;2331978]same as all those Irish jokes.[/QUOTE]Paddy and Seamus are sitting in a small town bar.

Paddy brags: "You know, I've had every woman in this town.

"Except me mammy, of course!

"Well then," says Seamus. "Between you and I, we've had 'them all!

[QUOTE=Kickoffs;2331841]3 K is the ST price for both Butterflies and Billboard, same owner. Geisha on the same floor is the same price. Have understood all 3 to have 700 BF with Geisha having a 1000 BF for BGs with big tits. After EihToom's last TR though, it seems BFs may be 1000 now.[/QUOTE]I have always paid 1000 BF at both sometimes 1500 BF.

Going back to late 2018.

[QUOTE=CzarNicholas;2332273]I have always paid 1000 BF at both sometimes 1500 BF.

Going back to late 2018.[/QUOTE]I think the 700 BF is for short time.

[QUOTE=Smoothy;2332290]I think the 700 BF is for short time.[/QUOTE]I'm quite sure.

[QUOTE=Smoothy;2332290]I think the 700 BF is for short time.[/QUOTE]I asked the jumbo mamasan why? (I forgot the big mamasans name, Melanie? BTW I'm not sure she's still around I didn't see her in butterflies or billboard for some time?

She said she's "special".

So I asked a different mamasan.

She said she's "special".

So I took her, she was exceptionally pretty (her face and body were irresistible) not to mention I only ever watched her go with white guys LOL.

BBFS and she was special.

She was a special.

Last week went to Billboard, around 10-11 pm, not crowded. It was weekday maybe that's why.

Saw a chick, looked 26-28, hot and fare. But around 5 ft 5 in. That's Little too tall threshold I avoid. Anyways, asked for her and she came to me. Voice was normal, face was normal, though her foot was big for a typical girl and showing veins. While she drank her drink, I decided she ain't a lb. BFed her and went to my place.

She went to take shower, I waited. Got the room clear up, christ it was a mess. She came with towel wrapped around, I noticed her clothes on washing machine, all her clothes. Went to kiss her, she responded eagerly. It got hot and intense in few seconds. Pushed her to wall, hold her hands above her head and went full wild with tounge. Interestingly, she used her toungue even better than I did. Learned a few things from her at that moment.

Then took the towel off, pussy was fine and boobs were big and fairly tight. After little more foreplay, went to bed. She pushed me and sat over me. I was still in my shorts. She rubbed my groin by her ass while licking, no eating, my neck. She licked it amazingly, I was almost moaning. Then she went down, kissing all upper body and then seductively kissing everything in my groin excpt dick and balls.

Now I forget to mention, I LT her not ST, so she was in no hurry. Man, she knows how to seduce. The view down below is freaking amazing. She finally kissed my balls and then took the whole thing in her mouth. Within minutes she DT-ing it.

BBBJ skill was ok, as I can feel her teeth but her passion was unmatchable. Now, before I came, I tried to pull. But nope, she was having none of it. No way she was leaving my dick, which was great but I didn't wanted to come at that time. I actually had to wrestle her out LOL.

Then it was my turn to give head. And real fun started.

She was wet as Niagara falls. She was cumming like a canal. While I was licking her, her vaginal fluid kept coming. After 5 minutes she was literally shouting. Her legs were too tight around me. I thought, 2 minutes more and then I will wear the cee. But just after few secs she squirted on my face. I was wearing t shirt and it go so wet, like in rain. She literally shooted it on my face. Now I think about it, she face-fucked me. Awesome.

I went to washroom, washed my mouth. Came back, and my bed in middle was damp. Totally wet. She was surprised too. I didn't have this kind of squriting girl for a long while. After resting, we fucked in all positions, and I comed in cee.

Gave her a 500 tip and took her line ID. She said she's new there, which seems like true as I never saw her before.

WIR?

I have many reasons to see her again, amazing kisser, pure GFE, squirts like a tap, kind of like nympho (she didn't let me sleep at night), and nice to talk to (kindof sweet).

P.S.: anyone knows where I can buy water absorbing sheet or something like this, to put under her?