Bukchangdong, a cautionary tale (즐겨찾기 안마)
Went for my first Anma experience today (Sunday, 19:00). Didn’t really feel like going all the way to Gangnam looking for a place that may or may not exist (see Rifters report) so I decided to walk into Bukchangdong and find a place that looks inviting and just give it a try.
As I turned right from the main street between Namdaemun and City hall into Bukchangdong (just past old Samsung headquarters on the other side of the road) I noticed the word Anma in red on top of a building 100m straight ahead. Basically just straight from the main road into Bukchangdong until you reach the end of one of the little streets branching from the main strip (large yellow-ish building).
Doors were wide open and I thought what the heck let’s go for it, what’s the worst that can happen? If only I knew at the time.
As I enter I’m greeted by a lady (no problem being a foreigner) who then quickly calls in a guy with some basic English skills, I pay 180, 000KRW and am taken upstairs to a small room (which turned out to be the waiting / normal massage room). As I am undressing the guy gets a call from what I think is the front desk and informs me I should pay an additional 30, 000KRW. I guess they forgot to add the foreigner premium while I was downstairs. When I ask why I have to pay more now, the guy just says "mistake" and takes my money.
He then tells me to get undressed and put on the robe and boxers. During the 5-10 minute wait I take some time to reflect on the state of the place. It wasn’t what you would call a shit-hole but it had definitively seen better days. By now I’m pretty excited about what is about to come, so the short wait feels like forever.
Next the lady from downstairs knocks on the door and takes me to a massage/shower room where I am greeted by my SP. From here it is downhill all the way. She is hardly a stunner, well into her thirties, yellow teeth, tired eyes and just basically not very attractive. To make my disappointment complete, she has a tattoo on her right shoulder blade (major turn-off) and asks me if it is OK if she smokes (can’t think of a bigger turn-off, besides maybe a hairy upper lip). She seriously asked me if it was OK for her to smoke and after I said that is was not OK, she bitched and moaned about it a bit. At this point all I want to do is go home and for a moment I consider leaving, but I don’t. By now the tone has been set and I guess she felt that this was not going to work out well. Anyway we go through the motions, and it was just horrible. I’ve had infinitely better experiences with "normal" Korean girls, not exactly what I was expecting from a pro. She is whiny throughout the whole thing and at first she even refuses doggy style (my favorite – especially at this time because I don’t want to look at her face. After some more bitching she gives in and I finish it as quickly as possible. I would have finished it before with her on top (just to get it over with as soon as possible) but because of the lube, condom and not being attracted to the girl it takes a few minutes. When I return to the waiting room I notice I have spent exactly 35 minutes with this girl. This includes tea, the face rub, face mask, feet wash, body wash, naked girl grinding, sex (10 second CBJ/girl on top/doggy) and washing up. Talk about 210, 000KRW well spent. Man I feel like such an idiot.
So at this point you might think things can't get any worse. To those naive souls I say "keep reading"!
Next the lady from downstairs knocks on the door again and asks if I want the "real" massage. At this point I should have just said no and gone home but instead I said yes. I was hoping I could salvage something from this mess with a nice massage by a skillful girl. Imagine my surprise when some dude (WTF! ? ) walks in who is obviously the masseuse (I don’t even know the proper word for a guy who gives massages). Anyway the next 45 minutes pass by in a blur and at this point I’m just waiting for the camera crew to walk in and tell me I’ve been had.
So to cut a long story short, avoid this place at all cost. Bukchangdong on Sunday night at 19:00 might be a bit of a long shot, but this was ridiculous.
Yorin out.
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