Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

Hi all, I have been in BKK several times and have experienced many places like Tulip, Mango, SnowWhite as well as standard massage places. Still I didn't find the perfect place yet. .What I look for is a place where I can have a good massage WITH good sex in the middle. As we all know, the places mentionned above are good for sex but actually don't provide decent massage. Heck, yesterday I was at SnowWhite and the (fine) lady was on my dick within 1 minute.On the other hand, most "standard" oil massage places will not provide sex but only good massage.I could not yet locate a place with both activities. So what I look for is a good massage place that will provide guaranteed sex (BBBJ + FS). Anyone has recommendation? Thanks.

Rin will do that.

[QUOTE=The Voyager; 1127844]Hi all,

I have been in BKK several times and have experienced many places like Tulip, Mango, SnowWhite as well as standard massage places. Still I didn't find the perfect place yet. .

What I look for is a place where I can have a good massage WITH good sex in the middle. As we all know, the places mentionned above are good for sex but actually don't provide decent massage. Heck, yesterday I was at SnowWhite and the (fine) lady was on my dick within 1 minute.

On the other hand, most "standard" oil massage places will not provide sex but only good massage.

I could not yet locate a place with both activities. So what I look for is a good massage place that will provide guaranteed sex (BBBJ + FS). Anyone has recommendation?

Thanks. [/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Francesco24;1127629]Anyway, I'd like to know if all the japanese style massage shops (Orange, Pink, etc) are 1 shot only place?[/QUOTE]Most of the Jap style shops I've been to have a detailed menu with all-in prices. E. G. 1HJ+1FS, or 2HJ, etc. The names may be funny (one shop had "Lip Service" for BJ) but they can explain the terms.

Why is it that I always get Horny on Saturdays? I tell you, there is something about saturdays that really gets my blood flowing down in my Pubic area. And I can't help but get the urge to unload.

SNOW WHITE.

I had previously made a Booking at Snow White to go Miss F (name changed) on Sunday at 5pm but seeing as I was horny Saturday, I called Snow white to change the booking.

First time I called some lady answered and I had a feeling she had no clue what I was asking her. And then she said "call back 5 minute".

Great business model. I, the customer, call the service provider to try and spend my money, but they are not available to listen to my "buying-signals" and ask me to call them back. Now I have been in business a few years and in my opinion, they should have asked for my number and called me back when they were available. But who am I kidding, this is Thailand and businesses don't give a shit about customer service.

So I call back a few minutes later and it takes 5 good minutes for them to understand that I already have a booking for Sunday, want to cancel it, and make a booking today at 5pm.

5pm sharp and I confidently walk in Snow white. Of course, being the Farang-minded bloke that I am, I expect Miss F to be there waiting for me.

Lady at the cashier greets me as a repeat customer (yes, she has seen me before) and tells me "only 4 lady available now"."oh but I have booking" I tell her, smiling.

I see on her face that something isn't right, she can try to do the best she can to hide it but I see it in her face. They have no bookings.

I smile and then she tells me "ooohhh you have booking tomorrow" and I told her that I had called to changed it to today. Anyway, they did not have it and the girl was "outside".

The cashier called her and told me she would be there in 10mns. It was already 5:05pm so the girl would be there in 10mn (ie: 20mn) and I was not in the mood to wait.

I told the cashier I did not want to wait and was going to go to Mango. She was very apologetic but I am not sure I will go back to Snow white.

Now taking everything into account, I realize that on the Western watch, she was late 15mn but on the Thai watch, she was 45mn Early! . Because on a Thai watch. 5:55pm is still 5:xx something.

MANGO.

Made my way over to Mango thinking the ladies would make me forget my Shit Snow white Experience. On the way to Mango I saw 3 girls trying to usher people away from Mango and Pink, inviting them to climb up the stairs to EZ Massage. Unfortunately, they were not good looking and the 2 guys before me did not bite. In my opinion, if you're going to have girls entice people to try your place, you should make sure they are good looking. But then again, maybe the good looking ones were busy servicing customers.

I wanted a raunchy 3 holer, multiple shots experience and it's not at EZ or Pink that I will find that.

Into Mango I ventured and although some ladies ran down to join the ladies already sitting on the couch, the talent was missing. From the smiling girls to the ones that look really tired, nothing really did it for me. One girl looked like she was sleeping and had to wake up to bring her ass downstairs. And she was holding a grudge for not letting her sleep.

I looked at the cashier, said "Sorry" and walked out.

Fuck fuck fuck. Don't I look like a fucking Moron now. Do I go back to Snow White and see if Miss F is back?

Then it Hit me, Pita123 told me about a good session he had@TL2 so straight to TL2 I go.

THONGLOR 2.

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I enter the place and the same cashier / mamasan is there, with that same blank "I don't give a fuck" expression on her face playing with the poodle of a dog she has on the counter.

She asks me to go to the foot massage armchair and hands me the massage menu. No need for me to look so I tell her: "I want Miss MAI"."She booking" the lass tells me (with that annoyed Grill of hers). Ah, no. I am not going to take this abuse again (I tell myself) so I tell the mamasan "She booking now? You sure" and I see on her face she's not sure.

Maybe she's trying to save her for our Short-Dick Jappo Friends? She goes to get me the book and says "you choose lady".

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"I choose already, I want MAI". She looks me in the eyes for a few seconds and then out of the blue says "ok". WTF? Ok what? Is she available? If so then why the fuck did she not say so earlier?

But I don't have time to think too much as a smiley MAI comes and hugs me. She takes off my shoes and asks me to go up the Stairs.

While climbing the stairs, she squeezes my ass-cheek and say "Thank you for take me". I stop (still in the stairs) and turn to her but before I can say something, she grabs my cock, stuffs her tongue down my throat. And says "oh, today you work hard for me.". I have to pinch myself for a second. Am I at TL2 or at Mango?

We go to the Room (nice Room with huge Bathtub / Jacuzzi) and separate shower. Very spacious with a larger than normal massage table. Things are looking good.

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She asks me what I want to drink and goes downstairs get the stuff. Now I did not even have time to undress that she was already back! I asked her "did you run here?" and she said "I want to see you so I do quick". Ok.

I undress and hop in the shower with her following a few seconds later. She pushes me against the wall and say "you no move, ok?) then proceeds to clean my cock, gets down on her knees and starts a BBBJ. I am at full attention in a matter of seconds and she wastes to time taking my hand and inviting me to push the back of her head forward so as to stick my cock deeper inside her throat.

I went quite deep and she took it in like a superstar! I am still thinking. Am I really at TL2? This is not TL2 style service.

She sucked for a while and then asked me to go on the bed and wait for her.

When she comes out, she goes straight to my cock and starts to play and swallow my balls. She is also very aggressive with her DFK, the girl seems to love it.

I get on top and get down on her, she moans and wants DFK, kiss ms kiss me. Then she explains that she cannot cum from DATY but moans "I want finish now, kiss me kiss me". She wants DFK while she masturbates herself. A few minutes later, she breathes heavily and there is a wet spot on the sheets. I guess she succeeded.

She grabs me and throws me on the sheets, then resumes a good deepthroat BBBJ. After a few minutes, she caps me, kisses me and tells me "fuck me".

She impales herself and goes up and down very hard, like a wild tiger and after a while, she gets tired and asks me if I am close to Finish."I cannot finish with Condom" I tell her and with a BIG smile, she replies "ok, no problem, when you want finish, you take out condom and finish in my mouth".

I am laying there, eyes wide open and can't believe it. Did she really say that? I needed confirmation so I said "I can cum in your mouth?" to what she said "Oh yeah baby, I like".

She positioned herself Doggy and waited for me to enter her. I went in slowly with a few thrusts but that did not seem to work for her, she pinched my ass and started hitting back hard and fast. She wanted me to really go at it. Which I did but unfortunately, I could not hold myself and finished in the Condom. I had a disappointed Grunt and she realised something was up. She disengaged from my member and looked at it, then said "Why you finish?" and seemed disappointed. I was really feeling shitty as I have missed an opportunity to give her a nice CIM.

We lay there and she tells me that thank you because she have good feeling with me.

We shower together and then I leave her 1500. Upon leaving she ask me to please come back again.

I am posting her name because I have no intention of going back to see her because of her Fake boobs. There are a lot of things I can close my eyes on but Fake tits really spoil everything for me.

Too bad because she gave me a Stellar Performance.

For those of you that want to know about Anal, well, let's just say that as I was giving her DATY, I tried to play with her anus and insert a finger inside but she stopped me immediately.

I really Recommend Miss MAI if you are ok with Fake Boobs.

[QUOTE=NicFrenchy;1128264]I really Recommend Miss MAI if you are ok with Fake Boobs.[/QUOTE]I also wrote a report lauding Mai's (thonglor 2) talents, a really good surprise. I said in it that she had great huge tits and didn't feel anything suspicious at the time. I really thought they were natural. Maybe I'm behind the curve (ha) in terms of fake tit technology, but surely, if they feel as good as "real" ones, then I don't care.

The only annoying thing I noted was her fake "japanese girl" whining when I was banging her.

Hi guys, I am curious.

What is the charge over at Hanna's for one of Rin's famous HJ?

[QUOTE=1Ball; 1128358]Hi guys, I am curious.

What is the charge over at Hanna's for one of Rin's famous HJ? [/QUOTE]Shit, with your good looks? I'm sure she'll have to pay you 500 thb.

Is Angel still around? It was awesome last time I was in BKK.

On the web try the following:

Angel.

Bangkok.

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Fc2.

Com.

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According to the site, Rina is still working there. She was awesome before, just a little too "pro" for me. Daw was my favorite. What I loved was being able to call and order 'room service'. They come to your hotel room if you're not too far away.

[QUOTE=NicFrenchy;1128362]Shit, with your good looks? I'm sure she'll have to pay you 500 thb.[/QUOTE]Thank you for delightful compliment; coming from you, it means a lot.

However, I am meeting a newbie friend from Germany, who has heard about her.

So, if anyone knows how much Rin charges, I would be much obliged.

Thank you.

[QUOTE=NicFrenchy;1128264]I really Recommend Miss MAI if you are ok with Fake Boobs.[/QUOTE]Good report! Saved me the need to post. This is her standard. Good standard but I share the aversion to silicon.

[QUOTE=1Ball; 1128414]Thank you for delightful compliment; coming from you, it means a lot.

However, I am meeting a newbie friend from Germany, who has heard about her.

So, if anyone knows how much Rin charges, I would be much obliged.

Thank you. [/QUOTE]Regular prices.

500 HB.

1000 BBBJ.

1500 FS.

That's exclusive the massage fee of course.

[QUOTE=NicFrenchy;1128264]5pm sharp and I confidently walk in Snow white. Of course, being the Farang-minded bloke that I am, I expect Miss F to be there waiting for me.[/QUOTE]That's funny!

Seriously, all the good stuff is due to the bad stuff. If the place was sane it just wouldn't be crazy!

[QUOTE=Rocksoff;1128249]Most of the Jap style shops I've been to have a detailed menu with all-in prices. E. G. 1HJ+1FS, or 2HJ, etc. The names may be funny (one shop had "Lip Service" for BJ) but they can explain the terms.[/QUOTE]With all the talk about Jap prices on here now, I have to say that it's not always a rip-off. For example the double-HJ option at JJ Massage in Thong Lor is 990 baht. I challenge you to get 2 HJs for under 900b at Afterskool in Cowboy. I'll be the first to admit that Afterskool is usually more fun though. I've only had a real good girl at JJ once.

[QUOTE=Rocksoff;1128704]With all the talk about Jap prices on here now, I have to say that it's not always a rip-off. For example the double-HJ option at JJ Massage in Thong Lor is 990 baht. I challenge you to get 2 HJs for under 900b at Afterskool in Cowboy. I'll be the first to admit that Afterskool is usually more fun though. I've only had a real good girl at JJ once.[/QUOTE]JJ's a ripoff. Been there already and loved the 2 HJ solution. Until I realised it's not possible for me to Shoot twice from HJ in an hour. .

[QUOTE=NicFrenchy;1128717]JJ's a ripoff. Been there already and loved the 2 HJ solution. Until I realised it's not possible for me to Shoot twice from HJ in an hour. .[/QUOTE]With the right girl, I have nooooooo problem. And can make it last nice and long. Just have to manage the girl carefully so that she does a proper job. Depending on the girl this can be a chore. As I said Afterskool is more fun.