Pattaya Reports

[QUOTE=Bramley Boy]

OK, I understand that you had had edge that needing massaging but, did you really need to show the pictures?

My message to all the guys out there is:

Don't worry. You should be able to find some sevens to nines in Pattaya. Maybe the odd ten. You can also find rooms of a much better quality. I am following the Penthouse thread and could well be giving this a try at the end of the month.[/QUOTE]

Ha ha.. I was tempted to reply to Mr. E with three "Why's"
Why did you take HER?
Why did you take pics?
Why did you post pics?
Of course the first 2 why's are up to him, but the 3rd includes "us" too.
I'm sure you had a good time and I'm glad you were happy with her. It's just her pictures weren't very "pleasing".

I'm not as worried as BB that lurkers might get the wrong impression of what is available in Pattaya. I think the less punters, the better.

Some may say, such "criticism" of Mr. E's pics are unwarranted, but really, we see all kinds of comments about pics like "Wow, she is hot!" , etc. and no one seems to mind, so why not an honest appraisal of the other end of the spectrum?

I hope Mr. E has a sense of humor about it, whether it is beer goggles or all the blood going to the wrong head, it is kind of funny.

I have never done this in all the years I have been on this board. Maybe I have but I just don't remember?

Slackerslacker 35 post,
Bramley Boy 2 post?

Your answer is pretty much given by Wendalla and The Scout! Now instead of ripping and making fun of Mr. E, you two might want to Put up or shut Up!

The answer to the three Why's?

1. He had to smooth his edge and she was the sharpest razor on the Beach
2. He had a camera with plenty of space
3. Because he has the right too! just like you exercise your right to criticize him.

LBM

[QUOTE=LittleBigMan]I have never done this in all the years I have been on this board. Maybe I have but I just don't remember?

Slackerslacker 35 post,
Bramley Boy 2 post?

Your answer is pretty much given by Wendalla and The Scout! Now instead of ripping and making fun of Mr. E, you two might want to Put up or shut Up!

The answer to the three Why's?

1. He had to smooth his edge and she was the sharpest razor on the Beach
2. He had a camera with plenty of space
3. Because he has the right too! just like you exercise your right to criticize him.

LBM[/QUOTE]Who rattled your cage? Come on? Either in all the years you have done it or you haven't?

Sharpest Razor on the Breach - What does that say about the rest of the razors? Again, I must add that, I am sure she is a very nice girl with, and this gets talked about a lot in Thailand, a very good heart. Not a black heart, not a hot heart and, not a cold heart. But, she is not a beauty. Can I suggest a few people go for a quick check up at Top Charoen? (this is an optician located very close to the beach - free check up)

As a Senior Member with, over 1,000 posts, I am sure you are the man but, new posters, who have been watching for sometime, are not allowed to comment? Do we have to go through an induction period with, someone like you as our mentor, before we can comment?

What, in particular, would you like us to put up?

Does anybody know what happened to the Pattaya news web site [url]www.pattayaone.net[/url]?

I haven't been able to access it lately.

[QUOTE=LittleBigMan]I have never done this in all the years I have been on this board. Maybe I have but I just don't remember?

Slackerslacker 35 post,
Bramley Boy 2 post?

Your answer is pretty much given by Wendalla and The Scout! Now instead of ripping and making fun of Mr. E, you two might want to Put up or shut Up!

The answer to the three Why's?

1. He had to smooth his edge and she was the sharpest razor on the Beach
2. He had a camera with plenty of space
3. Because he has the right too! just like you exercise your right to criticize him.

LBM[/QUOTE]

Why not make fun of Mr. E's pics?
He chose a fugly in a land of cute spinners.
I already said the first 2 Why's are up to him, but the posting of the pics invites comments.
Pics of girls are commented on constantly, obviously reflecting the opinion/tastes of the commenter.

I'm sure Mr. E can do his own objecting if he is offended. I hope I haven't driven away people from participating in the forum. Ha ha.

[QUOTE=Slackerslacker]Why not make fun of Mr. E's pics?
He chose a fugly in a land of cute spinners.
I already said the first 2 Why's are up to him, but the posting of the pics invites comments.
Pics of girls are commented on constantly, obviously reflecting the opinion/tastes of the commenter.

I'm sure Mr. E can do his own objecting if he is offended. I hope I haven't driven away people from participating in the forum. Ha ha.[/QUOTE]
I don't recall entering a contest here. Like Chris Rock said, the people with the least shit always have to say the most shit. You never see a regular poster critiquing another regular poster. It's always the lurkers or fly-by-nighters that want to sneak in the back door and try to get things stirred up.

My reputation speaks for itself on this board and with the the people who I have had the pleasure to meet from here in several countries. I have mongered enough on this planet, and certainly in Thailand, that I have become jaded and know not to always go for what is glittering. I am not trying to impress anyone here (especially anyone who has less posts since being a member than I have had in the past two weeks.)

My goal was not to ooooh and aaaaah the board with pictures of paid SPs. I have done enough of that in the past and it does not in the least bit stroke my ego. My goal was simply to inform the board of Beach Road prices and the location and price of a ST hotel in the vicinity. Still, if any of you wish to enlighten us with any new informative reports or "impress" us by showing us photos of the ladies you have paid and the places you have stayed, then by all means we are waiting to see your work. If not, then go sit back down and remain quiet as you have done before.

[QUOTE=Bramley Boy]Who rattled your cage? Come on? Either in all the years you have done it or you haven't?

Sharpest Razor on the Breach - What does that say about the rest of the razors? Again, I must add that, I am sure she is a very nice girl with, and this gets talked about a lot in Thailand, a very good heart. Not a black heart, not a hot heart and, not a cold heart. But, she is not a beauty. Can I suggest a few people go for a quick check up at Top Charoen? (this is an optician located very close to the beach - free check up)

As a Senior Member with, over 1,000 posts, I am sure you are the man but, new posters, who have been watching for sometime, are not allowed to comment? Do we have to go through an induction period with, someone like you as our mentor, before we can comment?

What, in particular, would you like us to put up?[/QUOTE]

I think instead of getting glasses you need to maybe get some Brain Focus medication for yourself because you don't seem to get it. The number of post really doesn't have any to do with it nor does being Senior member! You can say whatever you like and I certainly don't enjoy stepping in and pointing out to you that you have pay for your membership so did Mr. E... so what is the problem with him posting his photos?

You seem to like to judge others while taking offense to others judging you! If you don't like the photos, why writing a book criticizing his choice and photos, just move on! You have a right to your opinions I merely suggest you put up! meaning some photos of your own since you so freely seem to think and like to criticise others for their choices. In the end 3 post and all criticism! Is that your induction to all of us into this site? Please get real!

A correction for you... I'm not the man whether I have 1 post or 2,000 post but I certainly not going to sit back and watch a 2 poster member poster start dictating to everyone what they personally consider to be beauty?

Mr. E... thanks for saying what I just don't have the patients to say!
LBM

[QUOTE=Naughty]Does anybody know what happened to the Pattaya news web site [url]www.pattayaone.net[/url]?

I haven't been able to access it lately.[/QUOTE]

There was a message on the site earlier indicating that they were/are moving to a new server this week but they are back online now.

[QUOTE=Blkanjil]I arrived in Pattaya 3 days ago ...

I've been seeing one girl from Chiang Mai who works at Baby Dolls; bar fine was B700 and hanging out overnight (Long time) was B1500. She likes the show at Angelwitch and we are probably going back tonight. She is going to help me work one of the Superstars there, #16 and negociate a short time for me. I fucking love Thailand![/QUOTE]Went to Angelwitch with my girl last night, to see if I could hookup with Superstar #16. Which was a no-go. Spoke with her, but she was already hanging with another guy and told me she can't get barfined until after 1 AM. She told me that the 'customer" she's with is leaving Pattaya today, so that if I can come back tonight, we can make it happen.

I then started talking about cost, and she told me that B1000 baht was the the barfine in Angelwitch, and for ST it was B2000/LT B4000. I didn't start negociating yet with her, I'll save it for tonight. Has any board member BFed an Angelwitch girl and what were the prices? I figure I will try and cut the LT in half and go from there.

In any event, I went back with my Chiang Mai chick and her friend last-night, ate some scorpions, and knocked it out with both till the sun came up. God, I love Thailand!

BlkAnjil

[QUOTE=Blkanjil]...In any event, I went back with my Chiang Mai chick and her friend last-night, ate some scorpions, and knocked it out with both till the sun came up. God, I love Thailand![/QUOTE]Hey, nice shot of a couple of cuties...Nat and Nan. Great smiles. I bet they were fun!

You ate scorpion? I've eaten spider in Cambodia and assorted bugs in the LOS (the silkworm crunchies are good), but never tried scorpion. What's it taste like?

What to do with a spare 30 minutes and 500 baht in Pattaya?

a. Walk from hotel to Beach Road – 5 minutes.
b. Find a suitable girl – 10 minutes.
c. Walk back to hotel – 5 minutes.
d. Proceed to use her mouth, face and body as a cum bucket – 30 seconds (only kidding ;) – say 10 minutes).
e. Pay her a purply, apologise for the red eye and kick her out.

Some moralistic hypocritical assholes here try to push the message that we ought to be going 12 rounds with our consciences for using and abusing these poor little third world sweeties (and then goes out and buys one!). Hahahaha!!

However, sometimes a girl does spends too long working the stretch and then it can chew them up and spit them out. Maybe sleeping beauty was a looker in the not too distant past. Not now. How sad

[QUOTE=Fon Tok]Hey, nice shot of a couple of cuties...Nat and Nan. Great smiles. I bet they were fun!

You ate scorpion? I've eaten spider in Cambodia and assorted bugs in the LOS (the silkworm crunchies are good), but never tried scorpion. What's it taste like?[/QUOTE]They are are cool and work great as a tag team! They both work at Baby Dolls. Scorpions tasted kinda salty, crunchy and peppery, not bad, but if I had choice between them and the fried baby frogs, I'd go with the frogs!

Here's Nat w/ a scorpion lastnight.

[QUOTE=Cunning Stunt]What to do with a spare 30 minutes and 500 baht in Pattaya?

a. Walk from hotel to Beach Road – 5 minutes.
b. Find a suitable girl – 10 minutes.
c. Walk back to hotel – 5 minutes.
d. Proceed to use her mouth, face and body as a cum bucket – 30 seconds (only kidding ;) – say 10 minutes).
e. Pay her a purply, apologise for the red eye and kick her out.

Some moralistic hypocritical assholes here try to push the message that we ought to be going 12 rounds with our consciences for using and abusing these poor little third world sweeties (and then goes out and buys one!). Hahahaha!!

However, sometimes a girl does spends too long working the stretch and then it can chew them up and spit them out. Maybe sleeping beauty was a looker in the not too distant past. Not now. How sad[/QUOTE]Going to take your suggestion, sounds like a good plan. I got 30 mins and 500 baht. Just hope not to wake sleeping beauty!

Amex Spg,

Many thanks for your report, it is alawys good to have an update on the prices so we can prepare our budgets and plans.

[QUOTE=Blkanjil]Went to Angelwitch with my girl last night, to see if I could hookup with Superstar #16. Which was a no-go. Spoke with her, but she was already hanging with another guy and told me she can't get barfined until after 1 AM. She told me that the 'customer" she's with is leaving Pattaya today, so that if I can come back tonight, we can make it happen.

I then started talking about cost, and she told me that B1000 baht was the the barfine in Angelwitch, and for ST it was B2000/LT B4000. I didn't start negociating yet with her, I'll save it for tonight. Has any board member BFed an Angelwitch girl and what were the prices? I figure I will try and cut the LT in half and go from there.

In any event, I went back with my Chiang Mai chick and her friend last-night, ate some scorpions, and knocked it out with both till the sun came up. God, I love Thailand!

BlkAnjil[/QUOTE]Sounds like you are having a great time. Really like the picture.