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[QUOTE=BananaBoi;2337890]I'd be 10x funnier than Jim Carey in his prime.[/QUOTE]Jim Carey was never funny even in his prime which was The Mask. Enjoyed him more when he was playing it straight as in The Truman show. Agree with his politics but not his anti vaccine stance. I know, this is a sex guide forum but what the hell nowadays it caters to all sorts of oddballs, guilty my lord.

[QUOTE=BananaBoi;2337890]looked more like George Clooney than Ed sheeran and I'd be 10x funnier than Jim Carey in his prime.[/QUOTE]Brad Pitt instead of Meat Loaf (1977). Chris Hemsworth in place of Shane MacGowan.

Yep been there.

[QUOTE=BananaBoi;2337890]I'm not sure where the good looking guys like you hobby but it certainly isn't where I hobby. [/QUOTE]You have seen good looking young mongers in German FKK though, right?

They want the convenience of fucking several girls in quick succession, or have umpteen naked hookers fawning over them.

I agree, I don't really see them much here. A tiny percentage for sure. Still it is hard for me to know a girl's taste and recall the guys that much.

Most of us are way older than the hookers. I did not start mongering here till I was 35. Surely I was more attractive then, which is only relative, but we did not have to compete with lots of Asians back then other than Thai mongers in the Soapy MPs. So I did not get knockbacks from Thermae girls in those days. It was a farang mongering scene.

Was rarer to meet dick scared girls back then, even with newbie girls.

An old memory hit me the other day when my buddy who just returned from Bangkok told me he revisited Hilary 1 and had the lamb shank that I chose on a previous trip and said it was just as good as on our previous trips. I know, not something one thinks of when your on Soi 4 but I must say it was out of this world delicious, meat falling off the bone with an amazing sauce.

[QUOTE=Franciscass;2338021]Jim Carey was never funny even in his prime which was The Mask. Enjoyed him more when he was playing it straight as in The Truman show. Agree with his politics but not his anti vaccine stance. [/QUOTE]Wow, take everything you just said and reverse it and that is what I feel to be reality. You are living in an alternate universe from me, buddy.

He was ok in Truman show but he was funny as hell in his prime. His politics are idiotic and makes people think he's lost his mind, and his anti-vaccine stance is just wrong given the evidence of increased autism and other negative reactions due to those vaccines. I have a relative who was completely normal until he went in to get his vaccine at a very young age, after that day he has required 24 hour care daily for the last 20 years.


I'm with him 100% on this. I do hate it when this happens.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5R2ol_EtP0o

[QUOTE=Breadman;2338195]An old memory hit me the other day when my buddy who just returned from Bangkok told me he revisited Hilary 1 and had the lamb shank that I chose on a previous trip and said it was just as good as on our previous trips. I know, not something one thinks of when your on Soi 4 but I must say it was out of this world delicious, meat falling off the bone with an amazing sauce.[/QUOTE]The sound of those words together just scare the shit out of me!

Based on recent positive reports from Natty Bumpo, Catire, Banana Boi (others?) and a couple of friends who don't post here, I decided on a whim to revisit Patpong last night about 9:45 PM after not taking a girl from there in at least a year as I recall. That was a girl from Black Pagoda. That one was ok, sexy girl, fine with agreeing to my True GFE expectations upfront. But the hassle of going to and from Patpong vs going to nearby Nana Plaza or Soi Cowboy keeps me from mongering there very often.

I walked down Thaniya Road and saw the usual crowd of supposedly Japanese Only/Preferred girls sitting outside the Karaoke Bars. Most did not acknowledge me passing by in the sense that I might be a potential customer. But a couple of places with large groups of girls had a mamasan flagging me over to stop in and take a look. I just smiled and kept walking. Someday I'll have to check some of those out to see what the big deal is. Thing is, I don't remember any punter I know extolling the wonders of great service or any service at all from the girls in those places. I assume some are genuinely Japanese Only. But I don't see much difference in the attractiveness of the girls from one to the other Karaoke Bar, including the ones where the mamasans were flagging me over.

First stop on Patpong 1 was King's Castle 1. Saw a lot of pantyhose in this bar. In most Thai red light areas, that is a sign of either non barfineable Coyotes or some catch like you can barfine but no sex, very high barfine and equally high rate to the girl and so on. Not sure what it means in Patpong these days. In the recent past, it often meant what I just described. Not sure about today. Through the pantyhose I could see some of the same big ugly tattoos that seemed to be prevalent among most of the girls in Patpong. The vast majority of customers were Asian. There were many good lookers in the line up here, but they were very subdued with regard to me, barely indicating a smile or any acknowledgement at all. Could have been total disinterest in me as a potential customer, the kind of guarded display of interest in a Farang that you often find where the girls' primary customer base is Asian, all of the above or something else. I did not get a friendly, warm and fuzzy vibe from any girl I would remotely be interested in taking in this bar. One drink for me and gone.

Second stop was King's Castle 2. There was a huge drop in the attractiveness of the girls here vs King's Castle 1 at about 10:15 PM on this Friday night. I would be surprised to find any Nana Plaza or Soi Cowboy go-go bar surviving very long with a line up this dreadful. Naturally, a couple of girls did seem demonstrably interested in me as soon as I walked in. LOL. I would say they were at least the 2 best of a dreadful lot. Ok, I came here to check out the vibe and bar culture in some of these places compared with years past. So I gestured an OK to the more eager and delighted of the two demonstrably interested ones to come on over for a Lady Drink. She was very bouncy and happy that I finally replied to her repeated attempts to have me call her over. TONS of big ugly tattoos on this one. But a decent body and ok face. She ordered a coke with some booze in it I suppose, not a shot. That was nice of her.

One sip after the drink arrived, she excused herself and said, "I go dance now, back in 5 minutes."

I have no idea if she would have come off the stage to sit with me five minutes later, highly doubtful since she did not exactly dance in a way that reminded me she was coming back soon or reminded her that she had ever met me. No matter, 3 minutes later I was paying the bill, up and gone.

Next stop down Patpong 1 was King's Corner, not to be confused with King's Corner 2, which is a total Ladyboy bar as far as I know. King's Corner is a mixed gender go-go bar. I could immediately tell looking through the door from the outside that there were many real, natural born females working in King's Corner. It was as crowded as King's Castle 1 in terms of girls (and about one third Ladyboys) and customers. Like King's Castle 2, the customer mix was about half Asian and half Farang in this bar. Still many big ugly tattoos. I would say the quality of the female line up here was somewhere between King's Castle 1 and 2. In fact, a few of the females were, imo, even better looking and sexier, definitely seemed friendlier and more fun (to a Farang like me) than the girls in King's Castle 1.

As I walked through the door, a rather fetching real female hooked my arm to pull me in further, walked with me to a place to sit on the other side of the stage and plopped herself down next to me, cuddling and running her hands across my crotch. Nice face, sexy smile, fit and shapely, possibly enhanced breasts but not too obvious, she would naturally be one of the more presentable girls to serve as a doorgirl. She asked for a Ladydrink. I politely declined and told her I'd just walked in and wanted to sit and relax a while, look around. She either pretended not to hear or actually didn't hear in all the noise. So she sat there next to me while I ordered my drink and not one for her.

However, by the time my drink arrived, I could not help noticing her fingers lightly grazing on my pants over my crotch area had indeed inspired quite an eager beaver woody. I must take heed of these things. And she did look pretty good compared with most other girls in the place or elsewhere during this so far short research trip. I asked her how much for barfine. 600 baht. How much for her? 3,000 baht for Short Time. "Oh, pang pang (expensive)" She asked me what I wanted. I told her as directly and with as few words as possible what I wanted in terms of a True GFE. She asked, are you ok? I said I am perfect, how about you? She said I'm ok. End of health and medical status discussion. I said let's go.

I paid the barfine, bought her one drink after she'd changed into her street clothes, we rode a taxi back to my apartment in the lower Sukhumvit area and all was extremely well and as advertised, no unpleasant surprises. She had a very nice body, lovely face, perfect attitude but, like more and more Thai girls these days and virtually all of the Patpong girls, unfortunate body tattoos. Oh well. WIR? Yes. And check out a few other places around Patpong again. But I think next time I will hire us two motorcycle taxis to take us back to my apartment. That trip took at least 30-40 minutes at around 11 pm last night. That is just too long and boring a trip for me between the high of us both agreeing to terms and getting the girl alone in my room. I think a couple of motorcycle taxis would take no more than 10-12 minutes for that trip.

[QUOTE=BananaBoi;2337890]I'm not sure where the good looking guys like you hobby but it certainly isn't where I hobby. In 3 years likely seen only a handful of good looking guys at hobby spots. By good looking I mean guys who when they walk in to any night club will have girls hit on them. I'm not talking about night clubs with p4 p girls. I'm talking real girls who are smoking hot and in their early 20's. These are the guys who have no need for p4 p.

Hopefully you guys don't let all the compliments of these hookers in Thailand, pi, Jakarta, etc. Get to your heads. If I did I'd believe I looked more like George Clooney than Ed sheeran and I'd be 10x funnier than Jim Carey in his prime.[/QUOTE]BB I get your point, but frankly, why on earth would I even consider to look at guys and classify them as good looking or average looking or ugly? I find my two eyes insufficient to take in the sights of girls in these places.

[QUOTE=Franciscass;2338021]Jim Carey was never funny even in his prime which was The Mask. Enjoyed him more when he was playing it straight as in The Truman show. Agree with his politics but not his anti vaccine stance. I know, this is a sex guide forum but what the hell nowadays it caters to all sorts of oddballs, guilty my lord.[/QUOTE]Agreed. Dumb and Dumber is one of the few movies I've walked out on. Funny, let's go back to Mel Brooks and all of the amazing late 70's comedies starting with Animal House and ending with Stripes. And oh, all the Monty Python films.

[QUOTE=Goatscrot;2338463]Agreed. Dumb and Dumber is one of the few movies I've walked out on. Funny, let's go back to Mel Brooks and all of the amazing late 70's comedies starting with Animal House and ending with Stripes. And oh, all the Monty Python films.[/QUOTE]Sure, those Mel Brooks movies, 70's comedies like Animal House and Stripes (1981), and the Monty Python films were funny. (Life of Brian is the best comedy of all time, in my opinion) But there have been a ton of funny movies after that. Carrey has quite a few funny movies. The shower scene in Once Bitten always cracks me up.

I think the scene in Police Academy where the hooker gives the Commander a blow job while she is in the podium and he is giving a speech, then after it's all over he looks back to see who gave him the BJ and Mahoney sticks his head out of the podium is the funniest bit in any comedy I have ever watched. That came after Stripes.

[QUOTE=EihTooms;2338441]As I walked through the door, a rather fetching real female hooked my arm to pull me in further, walked with me to a place to sit on the other side of the stage and plopped herself down next to me, cuddling and running her hands across my crotch. Nice face, sexy smile, fit and shapely, possibly enhanced breasts but not too obvious, [/QUOTE]I had a really nice pull out of Patpong when I was there two years ago. Could have been the same girl. Bought her a red, white and blue bikini which she filled out very nicely and spent two days with her. Wish I had kept her contact info because I'll be back in September.

[QUOTE=Blanquiceleste;2338445]Who was it that recently posted about being blond and blue-eyed and appearing as exotic? Damn, age affects memory too. Specially when my brains are in my balls.[/QUOTE]Is your inferiority complex making you rude?

Learn how to read dumb dumb.

[URL]https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/exotic[/URL]

[QUOTE=Smoothy;2338503]Sure, those Mel Brooks movies, 70's comedies like Animal House and Stripes (1981), and the Monty Python films were funny. (Life of Brian is the best comedy of all time, in my opinion) But there have been a ton of funny movies after that. Carrey has quite a few funny movies. The shower scene in Once Bitten always cracks me up.

I think the scene in Police Academy where the hooker gives the Commander a blow job while she is in the podium and he is giving a speech, then after it's all over he looks back to see who gave him the BJ and Mahoney sticks his head out of the podium is the funniest bit in any comedy I have ever watched. That came after Stripes.[/QUOTE]Police Academy was great! There have been some funny films since then, Clerks comes to mind, but man, back in that era it was one right after another. One of the most underrated was 1941, Spielberg's only comedy.

Wandered into Thermae last night about 11 pm. I have never seen it so crowded in my almost 20 years as a patron. You could barely walk around. 99% of the punters were Asian, many of them in their 20's and early 30's, most of whom were very shy and giggly like schoolgirls. Very easy marks for the gals. Also saw some grotesque surgical nightmares. Faces puffed with filler, sharp noses, etc. The cut rate clinics must be doing a good business. The "far side" with the gals who are normally farang friendly hadn't one gal I would even consider. There were some lookers on the other side and in the back, but they were nary interested in the white man and were heard and seen quoting 3 k and up ST. Lordy.

We lucked out and got seats and spent about 30 min observing the goings on. One younger Japanese dude was really spot on. He would go up to the best looking gals he could find and while talking to them, place his hand on their ass and start rubbing, and he would judge their reaction. He was a handsome fellow, so I guess it was easy to get away with it. Eventually pulled a looker.

We left about 1140 and by that time the crowd had thinned out a bit. Guess it was getting to be bedtime for the youngsters.

Can't help but feel nostalgic every time I pass through and long for the days when Thermae was a fairly seedy hangout for local expats all with pretty fascinating stories to tell and when it was a "happy fun" place. Just not very festive now.

[QUOTE=Goatscrot;2338704]Wandered into Thermae last night about 11 pm. I have never seen it so crowded in my almost 20 years as a patron. You could barely walk around. 99% of the punters were Asian, many of them in their 20's and early 30's, most of whom were very shy and giggly like schoolgirls. Very easy marks for the gals. Also saw some grotesque surgical nightmares. Faces puffed with filler, sharp noses, etc. The cut rate clinics must be doing a good business. The "far side" with the gals who are normally farang friendly hadn't one gal I would even consider. There were some lookers on the other side and in the back, but they were nary interested in the white man and were heard and seen quoting 3 k and up ST. Lordy.

We lucked out and got seats and spent about 30 min observing the goings on. One younger Japanese dude was really spot on. He would go up to the best looking gals he could find and while talking to them, place his hand on their ass and start rubbing, and he would judge their reaction. He was a handsome fellow, so I guess it was easy to get away with it. Eventually pulled a looker.

We left about 1140 and by that time the crowd had thinned out a bit. Guess it was getting to be bedtime for the youngsters..[/QUOTE]I hope thermae is not an omen of things globally.

You can see this in Tijuana.

Los Angeles.

Germany.

Angeles city / Manila.