Bangkok Reports

[QUOTE=Smoothy;2339209]I love that movie. They rarely ever show it or talk about it, but it's one of my all time favorites.

A non Comedy that I love that you never hear about is Southern Comfort. It's a movie about a bunch of Louisiana rednecks in the Louisiana National Guard going into the swamp for training and they run into a group of guys who live in the swamp who kill them one by one after they act like immature assholes. Awesome flick.[/QUOTE]The soundtrack is hauntingly brilliant and Keith Carradine's performance is extremely underrated in that 1981 American action-thriller film.

[QUOTE=Goatscrot;2339254]I love it, but that would be repellant to most Asian punters. When you look at the Safe Sex in Thailand section of the forum, it's amazing how active it's become and how worried so many of today's Asian mongers are. I think for the majority of Westerners, it's just part of the game.[/QUOTE]I would think that getting your balls licked would be one of the safest things you could do sexually.

[QUOTE=Syzygies;2339182] I think the girl for the night was often cheaper than the Hotel room, despite me staying in budget Hotels.[/QUOTE]That's still my way of guessing the going rate in a new town. Girls and hotel rooms of the same caliber generally cost about the same.

Enjoy. G.

[QUOTE=Syzygies;2339182]One of the first funny things was to see her naked perched squatting on top of the Hotel toilet seat to take a leak, clearly with little experience of a western toilet.[/QUOTE]That still happens in Indonesia. They even have a sign in the bathrooms at CJs explaining how to use the toilets and to please not squat on top of them with your feet on the seat or the rim of the bowl. CJs is in a 5 star hotel!

In Africa, in the men's restrooms, they had a sign above the toilet saying "control your pipe" and they have a photo of fluid going into the toilet rather than the floor and the walls.

Funny stuff.

[QUOTE=Smoothy;2339293]I would think that getting your balls licked would be one of the safest things you could do sexually.[/QUOTE]I was referring to the gal being so forward about it, not the same actual act itself.

[QUOTE=Smoothy;2339296]
In Africa, in the men's restrooms, they had a sign above the toilet saying "control your pipe" and they have a photo of fluid going into the toilet rather than the floor and the walls.

Funny stuff.[/QUOTE]Changi airport in Singapore had images of flies added to the men's urinals as something to aim for. Apparently it drastically reduced the spillage and associated clean ups. 😁

Cheers. G.

[QUOTE=Smoothy;2339296]That still happens in Indonesia. They even have a sign in the bathrooms at CJs explaining how to use the toilets and to please not squat on top of them with your feet on the seat or the rim of the bowl. CJs is in a 5 star hotel!

In Africa, in the men's restrooms, they had a sign above the toilet saying "control your pipe" and they have a photo of fluid going into the toilet rather than the floor and the walls.

Funny stuff.[/QUOTE]Indo funny signs, The left hand with the fore finger extended. No toilet paper or hose, use your left hand finger to wipe your butt. I died laughing the first time I saw that.

RL.

[QUOTE=Goferring;2339301]Changi airport in Singapore had images of flies added to the men's urinals as something to aim for. Apparently it drastically reduced the spillage and associated clean ups. 😁

Cheers. G.[/QUOTE]The credit for that innovation goes to Schiphol Airport in Amsterdam. Brilliant, fucking brilliant.

[QUOTE=Smoothy;2339296]That still happens in Indonesia. They even have a sign in the bathrooms at CJs explaining how to use the toilets and to please not squat on top of them with your feet on the seat or the rim of the bowl. CJs is in a 5 star hotel!

In Africa, in the men's restrooms, they had a sign above the toilet saying "control your pipe" and they have a photo of fluid going into the toilet rather than the floor and the walls.

Funny stuff.[/QUOTE]I remember that I went to the toilet at Bali International Airport arrival as I had to wait for my luggage. There was even a family toilet in one private room. One toilet for the adult and a smaller toilet for your perhaps your 4 to 6 year old child. Never seen anything like that before in any other country.

The best places to find good looking Thais? Uncovered blow jobs and deep french kiss.

There are brothels where we can fuck on the premises. I can't bring girls to my hotel. I am travelling with my son and daughter. Any clean and good motels around the red light district in Bangkok.

[QUOTE=BrazilRio;2339703]The best places to find good looking Thais? Uncovered blow jobs and deep french kiss.

There are brothels where we can fuck on the premises. I can't bring girls to my hotel. I am travelling with my son and daughter. Any clean and good motels around the red light district in Bangkok.[/QUOTE]Did you search agoda? You can google girl friendly hotels for a start. Some YouTube guys like Bangkok112 have recommendations. I can't vouch for them though.

[QUOTE=BrazilRio;2339703]The best places to find good looking Thais? Uncovered blow jobs and deep french kiss.

There are brothels where we can fuck on the premises. I can't bring girls to my hotel. I am travelling with my son and daughter. Any clean and good motels around the red light district in Bangkok.[/QUOTE]Your should read a lot more on this forum. BBBJ is standard in most places. Kissing depends on the girl.

In Massage parlours (MPs) you fuck on the premises. Yes there are Short Time hotels near red light gogo bar district. Approx 300 Baht for 1 hour. The girls will know where to go.

Not sure that FunQuest's answer has a real relevance.

At 11 pm checked Soi 4 for my regular. Wasn't there and her friend that is "always there" Joom, wasn't there too. Tuesday had relatively low talent. The very hot deaf girl also absent.

Strange the further down the soi even has fat girls all in black including head scarf (possibly muslims), whitish skin or makeup, but big round faces so ugly it is like they wear a mask. A group of Indian guys (or middle eastern) was hanging around them, but I would rate them a zero for looks.

Maybe one or two street girls seen doable but did not risk it. Walked to on the odd Sois side of sukhumvit. Not only does Soi 4 have large numbers of LBs, but the walk from Soi 5 to the Thermae sees about 90% ladboys on the street. 9% are ugly girls. Saw only one doable girl and she was already negotiating with a Farang.

After pass the Thermae, the percentage of real girls increases but not much quality. I did not go in the Thermae. In the past have seen doable girls outside the Thermae but not today. Almost all ladyboys outside.

Went to Cowboy and had a look in Doll House. A couple of Coyotes were to my skinny spec with great asses and good faces. BF is 1 K or 700 after 1 am. Upstairs has some nude girls table-top, but almost all were ugly including the non nude ones. One old guy sitting with mouth hanging open staring intently at the best girl's pussy, virtually non stop. Doll House seems have gone through transformational change so many times, that seems changed on each occasional visit.

Had a run of bad luck lately. It seems every lady I choose and discus my requirements with, and they are ok with all I ask, change when we get to the room. I love to DFK and it is number one on my requirement list. Then comes no condom, and are they clean shaven. They all agree and they are so sexy and romantic in the bar but get to the room and they shower and lay down and become ridged and not romantic. Don't want to kiss just want to BBBJ and get me stiff so that the action will start.

I went shopping on Soi 4 Friday night and sat in the Bar looking at the prospective targets by the wall. 4's and 5's at best. A few ladies in the bar were ready to go but they wanted 2500 and 500 for the bar. I was ready to wall and talk prices. All ladies I talked to wanted 1200, but the farther up Soi 4 the price started to drop to 1000. There was also 2 ladies in the traditional black penguin dress's Muslim ladies I think. They were pulling guys aside and making offers. This is up near 7/11 and The Coffee Company.

I found one lady that was cute and agreed to everything. 1000 thb. She said we need to walk down to Suk to get a taxi. She told me taxi's on Soi 4 are very expensive.

She was a good fuck, no hurry, no condom and very clean. Said I was her first in three days. Business was slow.

RL.

[QUOTE=RobertLong;2339914]Had a run of bad luck lately. It seems every lady I choose and discus my requirements with, and they are ok with all I ask, change when we get to the room. I love to DFK and it is number one on my requirement list. Then comes no condom, and are they clean shaven. They all agree and they are so sexy and romantic in the bar but get to the room and they shower and lay down and become ridged and not romantic. Don't want to kiss just want to BBBJ and get me stiff so that the action will start.

I went shopping on Soi 4 Friday night and sat in the Bar looking at the prospective targets by the wall. 4's and 5's at best. A few ladies in the bar were ready to go but they wanted 2500 and 500 for the bar. I was ready to wall and talk prices. All ladies I talked to wanted 1200, but the farther up Soi 4 the price started to drop to 1000. There was also 2 ladies in the traditional black penguin dress's Muslim ladies I think. They were pulling guys aside and making offers. This is up near 7/11 and The Coffee Company.

I found one lady that was cute and agreed to everything. 1000 thb. She said we need to walk down to Suk to get a taxi. She told me taxi's on Soi 4 are very expensive.
[/QUOTE]Yes especially in Nana I have found con artist girls, sometimes appearing kissy in the bar, but later being fucking hopeless. I think need to get a very good full DGK in bar and make sure she likes it. Another girl got back to my room and refused to fuck (end of her period). Not always easy to assess the true style of a girl in the bar. Last night my girl from cowboy got back and was too much of a monkey, could not do anything soft slow and sexy. Bit of a disaster. I maybe could have enjoyed with no condom, but with a condom was a struggle to stay hard with her non sexy behaviour. BBBJ was very soso due to braces.

Did you agree the penguin fatties were amongst the ugliest faces I seen? Almost like a Punch and Judy mask face. I wonder how much money I would need to make to fuck one.

I always catch a taxi in Suk rather than in Soi 4, because Soi 4 is jammed up and no right turn into Suk allowed. Save time and hassle with a possible long route to your Hotel. Taxi guys standing at entrance to Cowboy are also bad news but can hail a taxi that is passing. My rule is, if the driver has got out of his taxi, you don't want his taxi and don't want to talk to him at all.