Globe entrance fee = ripoff.
Hello all,
First time poster but experienced monger that's been spending quite a bit of time in your part of the world due to the passage of hostile laws in the US. I've quite a bit of experience in German FKK (Hesse mainly) but really wanted to like the Swiss experience due to all the positive reviews I've previously read. However, I've had 4 visits to Globe now within 45 days and I'm sorry to report my experience (s) were not positive. I'm not happy about it, but I'm here to give this place the objective and sub standard review it so richly deserves.
The good: this is a well-run club, moreso than any German club. They care about the experience in the room. I once left a room early and had to accompany the girl to the front desk and assure them nothing was wrong. That's a dedication to service you seldom see. Services in all rooms I had were outstanding and consistent across the board, with very little variation in quality.
The bad: the restaurant is below par, at least by Hessian club standards. Oase and Sharks both blow this place away in the food department. Also not really bad but kinda bad. From reading the review on this forum I half expected to encounter a string of supermodels inside this club. Not the case. I would say that the LU is only marginally above sharks. If you think there are only 10's and 11's working there please PM me and tell me where I can get some of what you're smoking. The only difference is that sharks has more oldsters / fattys and this doesn't seem to be tolerated at globe.
The ugly: it's Sunday afternoon and I just finished up my latest (and final, unless they get their act together) visit to the globe. I can honestly tell you that this was the worst LU I've ever see from a place that has the balls to call itself an FKK. I mean, I've been at shitty Stuttgart clubs in the dead of night at mid week and seen more women working. There were literally 40 men and 3 (yes, I said three) women working. This line up was dogshit. I hung around an hour and had two drinks waiting for it to change but no dice. I dressed, told the front desk I didn't make a room and left.
There are plenty of glowing recommendations for this joint in this forum. You won't find any in this post. I've had some good rooms there, but paying 95 chf to walk into a 40:3 monger / girl ratio is close to fucking rip off territory, and I won't be returning to Globe until they fix this. Recommend avoiding for the time being.