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Biden Decides To Help American Hostages After Learning The McFlurry Repairman Trapped
Washington, DC President Joe Biden today announced that his administration will be helping the hostages trapped in Afghanistan after all, once it was revealed that a world-renowned McDonald's ice cream machine repairman was one of the captives.
Biden announced in a speech that he would stop at nothing to save the hostages, reversing the administration's previous policy of just saying "eh whatever" to Americans trapped in a foreign country.
"We will not rest. We will not falter. We will not fail," Biden said sternly after learning the McFlurry repair guy was trapped on a plane at the airport in Kabul. "We will do anything we need to do to get this guy out. " Reporters and commentators said that Biden appeared more lucid, focused, and charismatic than he's been in the past 20 years. "If we need to send in every last American soldier, we will do so. We'll start a new war if we have to. We'll pull out all the stops. "
With tears in his eyes, Biden made a personal, impassioned address to the McFlurry repairman. "We're pulling for you. We're praying for you. You are not alone. We will not abandon you in your time of need. America does not leave anyone behind—not when ice cream is on the line."
[QUOTE=ScatManDoo;2602136]I gave the correct answer.[/QUOTE]
Talk about an embarrassment!
[QUOTE=ChrisP;2602150]What on earth are you gibbering about? Taliban fighters posed for a photo eating ice cream to mock the US (former vice) president whom they had just defeated, given the tendency of him and his fake news media shills to promote photos of him eating ice cream. We all remember the hard-hitting questions they asked Biden on the rare occasion his handlers let him out of the basement during the election campaign: "what flavor have you got, Joe?
So much embarrassment for America on so many levels.[/QUOTE]The TCS-afflicted are hilarious. They think Biden is an embarrassment yet completely forget how the former guy screwed the pooch (figuratively but maybe actually) during his 4-year, twice-impeached reign of being the worst (probably, buy certainly in the bottom 5) president of the US. The following article is a real eye-opener. [URL]https://corruptiontrumpandgop.quora.com/Did-Donald-Trump-make-America-great-again-after-four-years-as-boss-human-rights-economy-military-diplomatically-and-31?ch=15&oid=306503769&share=7cdddff5&srid=dGTOD&target_type=answer&fbclid=IwAR27PtueQ6HOTDPMrhZ3Ifznra3i35rNfo0I9EMJw1AuCQABNGyx0c3CC0w[/URL].