Rants, Stupid Shit and Coronavirus in Thailand

[QUOTE=SubCmdr;2988517]Remember advice is often worth no more than you pay for it. Offer him 2 baht next time. That is his going rate.

You can but I don't know why you would. You can use a ATM in the Airport and even if you need to get your dick wet immediately you can simply try an entertainment venue directly until you get your sim.

This is not BAD advice per say. But maybe a discount is in order. Half baht off.

Crisp new large bills of the currency from your home country work best when physically exchanging money.

Me and my (former) business associates prefer cash.

He is dead on point. But when you roam around in low places like I do, that extra 200 THB provides an incentive for the prostitutes I hire. 200 THB = 5. 47 EUR as I write this. [B]I can afford that from my stack[/B].

[B]I can afford that from my stack[/B]

Dead on point.

Dead on point. Nothing wrong with cash. [B]I will NEVER give it up until I am forced too[/B]!

[B]Oh, he just bodied you![/B] I wouldn't respond here. Take to the RANTS threat. Don't let him talk to you like that! I know I don't! [B]ROTFLMAO![/B]. Get in his face and show him you can play defense! No free shots.

If you fuck ugly girls like I do. BBFS is available between 1000 - 2000 THB. My [B](insert you know what here)[/B] has no eyes, it only feels. My dick is programed with dickean logic. If it's hard I fuck. If not then I don't.

This one is pretty obvious so I am deducting another point 5 Baht from the advice given invoice.

Yes, I think the girls on [U]Thai Friendly[/U] learn to say [I]no ass[/I] as part of their online ho training class. I have had girls tell me that if I wanted to fuck ass then say a lady boy. Because she had pussy. She did have a point. Even if I didn't quite like the way she said it.

Backhanded you! It was ugly to watch. I had to look away. I wouldn't take it. RANTS thread available.

He is dead on point. There is a User Blog specializing in [U]Thai Friendly[/U]. I am the [U]Thai Friendly[/U] expert for all of Thailand. The GOAT. So, hit a brother up if you need a personal consultation. I hold office hours at Heaven Above. You must forgive me if our session has to be interrupted for a SHORT TIME break. [B]ROTFLMAO![/B].

Oh, he did a ankle breaking cross over on your here brother. You going to see THAT one on the highlight reel. Falling on your ass in front of everyone involves pain beyond you tail bone. Happens to the best of us. Get back on your feet. Get over into the RANTS threads and show him that you go hard in the paint.

Although this is true, don't let anyone dictate your personal style. If you prefer a schedule, then make a schedule.

[B]Your time; Your money; Your dick; Your call![/B]

Because high level of abuse contained the advice, in my opinion [B]it isn't even worth 2 baht[/B]. He made some solid points. But he could dramatically improve his delivery. I am known for providing quality intelligence on where the hos be at and how much they cost in both Thailand and the Dominican Republic. He should follow my example. I am a man who know how to dispense advice without all that personal commentary. I rarely need to use the RANTS section due to my cool, calm and collected manner that I use when delivering the highest quality intelligence on hiring prostitutes throughout the entire ISG forum!

[B]Ballin like a Thailand Pro![/B][/QUOTE]He deserved the delivery he got LOL. He be asking this stupid shit all over the forum. Blaming admin for deleting shit. Saying that I directed him to the TF blog and was not polite before. He got good advice but deserved an ass woopin at the same time. Look at what he got from others LOL. He's got granny panties on just like Philip Marlow. Too sensitive.

Great commentary though. Ever think about joining ESPN?

Now fuck off and get your ass over to Heaven above. LOL. 😂.

[QUOTE=SubCmdr;2988426]

[B]So, while he screams at the top of his lungs from his keyboard half a world away: [/B][

[B]I think it is because he is nothing but a bored old (70+), ugly, fat, farang/gringo, punk ass ***** basking in the adulation of his fanboys ALLBITCH and Coolie Low.[/B] Mother fuck writes posts that could be consider racist. Reads a few posts in the Thailand Threads and then thinks that how life is lived day to day in Thailand. [B]That is the sign of one dumb mother fucker![/B].[/QUOTE]So who's [B]SCREAMING[/B] again?

They say I'm in such great shape for my age, that even ElMexicant would be jealous!

LOL.

[QUOTE=PhilipMarlow;2988614]Hahaha, I just read it and I think you're right. It was buried in the middle of a really long post, and yet somehow he found it. I guess because he wrote it. Yup, compliments himself that he inspires himself.

Good catch.[/QUOTE]Interesting fella, this Mr. Wanderer!

LOL.

[QUOTE=ElMexicant;2988423]You will feel guilty for making fun of him. Gets pretty bad when EverythingBi has to a create another new account like Mr. Wandering to post in the Bangkok section for a report, just to complement and mention meeting himself, and then replies to himself on ISG. LOL.

Writes a billion words a day and says he has a LIFE outside of ISG and is not a keyboard warrior. Our favorite forum mall cop. LOL.[/QUOTE]What about that part where he explains he exposed Intersella telling him to not use the forum as a therapy session?

But when you look the Bangkok thread there's only the member Crater77 who posted such a thing. So is Crater77 another of Mr Everything's fake profiles?

[QUOTE=EverythingThai;2988299]Interstella Makes 15th Grand Exit Immediately Returns.

Speaking of obsessive weirdos, Interstella had yet another meltdown, throwing a hissy fit over the fact that I called out his use of the forum being for his own personal therapy session. He couldn't resist responding, going on a rambling tirade about his childhood IQ test, his desperate need for respect, and his commitment to exposing fake info (aka any report that doesn't align with his made-up nonsense).

And then, after dramatically announcing his exit from ISG, he predictably came crawling back to type another 5000 words because, let's be honest, this forum is all he has. Even ElMexicant, and Allover called him out, outing him as Newton York once and for all.

So, congrats, buddy you are now the only guy in history to rage-quit ISG multiple times and still end up getting doxxed as a fraud.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Crater77;2987171]Seems like you are using this forum for your therapy.

RTFF and you will know what you did wrong!! Very much possible that you are making all these encounters (as lot of members see your inaccuracies) or you have some real issues (as you said yourself).

In short keep your shit together. This ain't your therapy session.[/QUOTE]

Alright, listen up, Punjabi refund and Better Call Saul Marlow, because this one's for both of you.

So let me get this straight according to you two rocket scientists, I supposedly created an entirely new account just to write a report about myself, then compliment myself, and then respond to myself? Like I'm sitting around, playing some twisted game of ISG sock puppet theater because what? I need validation from the likes of KFC Scammer Supreme and a washed-up internet paralegal? Are you hearing yourselves?

Punjabi Refund, my guy, this might be the most delusional take you've had yet, and that's saying something considering you're the dude who posts fake massage pics, gym selfies from Google, and brags about scamming hookers out of 300 baht like it's a life achievement. You live in a fantasy world where you're a jacked Thai playboy, but in reality, you're just a keyboard jockey who got caught stealing content for IG.

And then there's Better Call Saul Marlo "Thai Law Expert", nodding along like he just uncovered the Watergate scandal, when in reality, you're backing the investigative work of a dude who thinks the you tuber Roberto vs the world is some deep-state conspiracy. You are quite literally co-signing the ravings of a guy who thinks he's the Houdini of massage negotiations while running an Indian call center scam.

Here's the truth I don't need to create fake accounts when I've already got both of you morons writing entire about me every single day. You two are my unpaid PR team, obsessed with my every move, turning even the most basic post into some deranged, X-Files-level conspiracy. And honestly? I love it. Because while you're here frothing at the mouth, I'm out actually living.

Oh, and for the record? I write all my posts in two minutes or less between Saturday and Monday every week. That's it. Then I'm gone, while you two keep slaving away all week, writing about me like it's your full-time job.

So keep the stories coming, boys. You're making me more legendary by the day.

P.S. It's funny what technology can do these days. The things you can generate in two minutes or less. Almost like magic.

Alright, listen up Better Call Saul Marlow and The DR Twat—because this is going to sting.

So let me get this straight, Marlow—you're out here giving life lessons on how to spot fake professions, when your entire existence is one long impersonation of a lawyer? That's rich. A guy whose entire "legal expertise" comes from Googling Thai law in between his forum rants is now out here acting like he's cracking the the Vinci Code of occupational fraud? Newsflash, Perry Mason—no one in their right mind posts about what they actually do for work on ISG unless they're a complete moron. It's called not being a liability—something you wouldn't understand while you're riding your merry-go-round of delusion pretending to be the ambassador of ISG moral guidance.

And then we've got The DR Twat waddling in right behind you, talking about "life's losers" and projecting his entire existence onto others. Let me get this straight—you're mad that people "take over a forum" when all you do is inject yourself into conversations that have absolutely nothing to do with you? You've been crying about the same six dudes in every thread for the past year and you think they're the problem? No, my friend—you're the clown in this circus, and everyone's just here for the entertainment.

Both of you sitting here complaining about mongers with opinions like ISG is some sacred monastery is laughable. You don't like the "same six guys" posting? Then go do something else with your life. Nobody is stopping you from leaving. But you won't—because you live for this. You need to feel important in a place where nobody actually gives a rats ass about you.

So, by all means, keep up the pseudo-intellectual TED Talks about "fake professions" and keep crying about the "forum being taken over. " Meanwhile, the rest of us are out here actually living, while you two are busy playing hall monitors in a forum full of guys who couldn't care less.

Hard ridin' on the Pattaya trail? More like hard coping in the ISG comments. LOL.

When you write 10,000 or more words versus somebody's less than 100 (and not even mentioning you), you MAY be EMOTIONALLY triggered. Please take care of yourself and get some help. LOL [B]

8 Signs You May Be Emotionally Triggered[/B].

[URL]https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lIWwe9c9wt0[/URL]

And remember,

The Punjabi Prince AKA Prince of Pune always has a presence.

1. Best Dressed and Style Ever on 6.

2. Sexiest Male Bod Ever on 6.

3. Coolest Personality Ever on 6.

[QUOTE=SubCmdr;2988517]Remember advice is often worth no more than you pay for it. Offer him 2 baht next time. That is his going rate.

You can but I don't know why you would. You can use a ATM in the Airport and even if you need to get your dick wet immediately you can simply try an entertainment venue directly until you get your sim.

This is not BAD advice per say. But maybe a discount is in order. Half baht off.

Crisp new large bills of the currency from your home country work best when physically exchanging money.

Me and my (former) business associates prefer cash.

He is dead on point. But when you roam around in low places like I do, that extra 200 THB provides an incentive for the prostitutes I hire. 200 THB = 5. 47 EUR as I write this. [B]I can afford that from my stack[/B].

[B]I can afford that from my stack[/B]

Dead on point.

Dead on point. Nothing wrong with cash. [B]I will NEVER give it up until I am forced too[/B]!

[B]Oh, he just bodied you![/B] I wouldn't respond here. Take to the RANTS threat. Don't let him talk to you like that! I know I don't! [B]ROTFLMAO![/B]. Get in his face and show him you can play defense! No free shots.

If you fuck ugly girls like I do. BBFS is available between 1000 - 2000 THB. My [B](insert you know what here)[/B] has no eyes, it only feels. My dick is programed with dickean logic. If it's hard I fuck. If not then I don't.

This one is pretty obvious so I am deducting another point 5 Baht from the advice given invoice.

Yes, I think the girls on [U]Thai Friendly[/U] learn to say [I]no ass[/I] as part of their online ho training class. I have had girls tell me that if I wanted to fuck ass then say a lady boy. Because she had pussy. She did have a point. Even if I didn't quite like the way she said it.

Backhanded you! It was ugly to watch. I had to look away. I wouldn't take it. RANTS thread available.

He is dead on point. There is a User Blog specializing in [U]Thai Friendly[/U]. I am the [U]Thai Friendly[/U] expert for all of Thailand. The GOAT. So, hit a brother up if you need a personal consultation. I hold office hours at Heaven Above. You must forgive me if our session has to be interrupted for a SHORT TIME break. [B]ROTFLMAO![/B].

Oh, he did a ankle breaking cross over on your here brother. You going to see THAT one on the highlight reel. Falling on your ass in front of everyone involves pain beyond you tail bone. Happens to the best of us. Get back on your feet. Get over into the RANTS threads and show him that you go hard in the paint.

Although this is true, don't let anyone dictate your personal style. If you prefer a schedule, then make a schedule.

[B]Your time; Your money; Your dick; Your call![/B]

Because high level of abuse contained the advice, in my opinion [B]it isn't even worth 2 baht[/B]. He made some solid points. But he could dramatically improve his delivery. I am known for providing quality intelligence on where the hos be at and how much they cost in both Thailand and the Dominican Republic. He should follow my example. I am a man who know how to dispense advice without all that personal commentary. I rarely need to use the RANTS section due to my cool, calm and collected manner that I use when delivering the highest quality intelligence on hiring prostitutes throughout the entire ISG forum!

[B]Ballin like a Thailand Pro![/B][/QUOTE]Alright, SubCmdr, you sneaky bastard, I see what you're doing.

You took my straightforward, kindergarten-level guide for a lost puppy and turned it into some Great Mongering Debate, like we're sitting in a boardroom discussing global trade policy instead of explaining to a clueless rookie how to get a SIM card without having a panic attack. I swear, only you could take a basic step-by-step and somehow spin it into a 2 Baht discount TED Talk.

And let's talk about the actual guy I was replying to this crybaby has been spamming the same question across multiple sections like a broken chatbot, got called out by Admin, and instead of taking the hint, he starts sulking because I suggested he post in the Thai Friendly blog. My bad, didn't realize we had to hold hands and give him a warm glass of milk before he books a bus ticket.

But YOU, my friend you swoop in with the "advice is only worth what you pay for it" bit, like you just dropped some ancient monger wisdom. The hell kind of fortune cookie nonsense is that? Then you're out here breaking down taxi fare and brothel economics like some kind of Wall Street analyst, meanwhile, you're the same guy throwing 200 baht tips at low-tier street freelancers just to keep your "VIP rotation" in check.

And don't think I didn't clock that trap music outro. Bro, you really just hit us with an ISG post that reads like you're about to drop a mixtape. I half-expected you to launch into a freestyle about short-time rooms and Bolt fares.

So yeah, you are my bro, but if you're going to keep twisting my posts into some budget economic lecture, at least check in with the reality of the situation first. Now go back to your low places and let me know when the next "Ballin' Like a Pattaya Pro" album drops and I'll buy it. But this little EP you dropped today is not even a one hit wonder.

Thanks for reading prick

And one last thing: And lets be real, love your commentary, it is top-tier. If ESPN covered mongering, you would be the guy breaking down the plays, calling out the rookies, and setting the odds on who is getting fleeced next. Bar fine economics? SIM card logistics? The 200-baht incentive strategy? You have got the analysis locked down. If ISG had a panel, you would be the one leading it, just try not to charge a consulting fee. 555555

[QUOTE=WanderingWhere;2988281]120, 18 Soi Sukhumvit 23, Khlong Toei Nuea, Watthana, Bangkok 10110.

Only been open 3 months I believe, check it out.

Website available too.[/QUOTE]The way reports usually work is that *you* check it out and report back how it was.

[QUOTE=Werqweq;2988730]The way reports usually work is that *you* check it out and report back how it was.[/QUOTE]Look at this mother fuck! Thinks he is a moderator. Fucking genius this mother fuck is. [B]Keep the great advice coming[/B]!

[QUOTE=AssAddict;2988713]What about that part where he explains he exposed Intersella telling him to not use the forum as a therapy session?

But when you look the Bangkok thread there's only the member Crater77 who posted such a thing. So is Crater77 another of Mr Everything's fake profiles?[/QUOTE]I don't need to make fake profiles because I am not on moderation like the rest of you dumb fucks are.

[QUOTE=ElMexicant;2987311]ISG search function says only [B]You (Interstella)[/B] and [B]NewtonYork [/B]have ever used that word on here. Strange, both are in Thailand thread and both tend to just blab about nothing, while using this forum as a therapy session. [/QUOTE]Oops cat got your tongue? Looks like your bum buddy the Prince of refunds said the same thing as me. Next! You were not even worth the bandwidth it took for me to reply and expose your stupid logic as being false. By your stupid logic, that must mean I am ElMexicant. Next.. You rusty cnt bucket!

[QUOTE=EverythingThai;2969580]I work in the legal profession in Thailand so I know and you don't know.

End of story.[/QUOTE]Not a lawyer or a paralegal.

A bicycle courier?

Oh, poor baby. Did the sensitive little bicycle messenger get his spandex in a twist because I told him he was dead wrong about prostitution in Thailand? Did his little legal fantasies crumble the second a guy who actually knows what he's talking about stepped in? You were so sure of yourself—strutting around like an ambulance-chasing big shot—until I slapped you back to reality. And now? You're stuck in the rants thread, trying to claw your way out with lame rebuttals. I've got you hooked now.

And the best part? You'll be back tomorrow. And the next day. And the next. Every single day, obsessing over me, desperately trying to win a fight you already lost. Meanwhile, I'll be gone by tonight, off living my life while you and your Punjabi refund scammer sidekick keep refreshing this page, foaming at the mouth, waiting for me to return this weekend. You're basically my ISG secretary at this point—taking notes, filing reports, following me around like a lost puppy.

So go ahead, keep posting. Keep latching onto my words like a desperate little stalker. Meanwhile, I'll keep doing what I do—dropping truth bombs that I write in less than 2 minutes while you keep pedaling around in circles, delivering imaginary subpoenas to your imaginary clients.

This is a beautiful fish.

[QUOTE=Werqweq;2988730]The way reports usually work is that *you* check it out and report back how it was.[/QUOTE]The way it works is reading my previous post on secret kiss to be fair.

Try scrolling and reading.