7 Heaven BJ Bar (Suk soi 33)
Since I don't live in Thailand (anymore), I haven't been keeping up with this forum too much. However, I can't recall seeing many (any?) reviews of this place. Website is easily searchable and very informative. If I still lived in Bkk, I might keep all this info to myself, but I'm hoping you lads keep the place in business for my yearly visits. Since I'm staying in the area, I've been three times in the past week or so.
Setup: Walk 100 m or so up Suk soi 33 and turn right into the first side-soi. Once turned, you can't miss the sign for 7 Heaven on the left. Walk in to find a nerdy girl behind the desk with an iPad with photos of the girls that are currently available (I think you can pre-book through the website, but I haven't bothered). 1300 for one girl, 2500 for two, and some various extras for 'easing your load' onto various body parts. So, it's obviously more expensive than every other BKK BJ bar I've heard of. Here's the first benefit -- the girls are actually smoking hot. Here's the real kicker -- if you shoot within ten minutes, you get a second shot within a 40-minute (total) window (second shot can be BJ or HJ -- up to the girl).
1st session -- Mai: I was intrigued by this ten-minute 'target' so primed myself with a bit of visual stimulation before walking to the shop. 5 girls available on the iPad. 3 extremely hot -- like, 3 x as hot as any L or Kasalong girl has ever been. Turned out to have that Japanese doll-look that I feel slightly guilty about liking so much. Big, obviously fake, knockers. Cute face. About 5'5, probably 48 kg. Perfection, in my opinion.
We go upstairs, rooms have actual beds! Do the washing up and get down to business. She's so fucking good that I'm done in about 7 minutes. "Ow eek krang, mai? (Want one more time? Didn't take long for me to say yes. Out comes the oil for the handjob. It was passable, but I was pretty damn spent. As we were approaching 40 minutes, she's looking at her watch. Not really in a bored way, but more just warning me that we've got to get a move on.
So I do something drastic.
I sit up in and grab her hips while she's rubbing away and I sort of thrust forward as if I'm in that face-to-face position in a Japanese porn where they grab the waist and pummel away. This puts me and my little fella face to face (and was quite the abdominal workout). As the clock expires, I empty myself.
Directly into my own left eyeball.
I think this might be karma for when I accidentally poked my thumb into a Kasalong girl's left eye at the moment of truth way back when. Mai and I had a good laugh about it as she cleaned me up.
In short, I decided then and there that this is the only BJ store I'm going to henceforth, but I'll remember my posture and when to avert my eyes.
Tipped her 200 baht for a job well done.
2nd session. Mali (no, that's not a typo -- there's a Mai and a Mali): Again, Japanese look and big-ish (but natural) knockers. Not a stunner, but I managed to hit the ten-minute target again due to some strategic prep-work. Again, I'm offered a second pop if so desired. And again, I'm feeling spent, but thought I'd give it a go. She gave it the old college try with a HJ and eventual BJ, but I told her at about 30 minutes that it just wasn't going to happen.
Tipped her 200 baht for her efforts.
3rd session. Poppy: Hottest gal I've ever seen in an establishment of this nature -- and the least enthusiastic. I understand that her job sucks (ha! But whatever happened to pride in a "job" well done? I speak pretty high-level Thai, so I was asking her before we began why she seemed so down and depressed. She brushed off all questions with vague answers and started with a very mechanical and (dare I say boring?) BJ. Was consistently brushing my hand away as I was touching her arm or guiding her pumping hand. Regardless, I made it under the 10-minute limit -- a near miracle, given how un-erotic the situation was. I basked in afterglow and then suddenly realized that she was getting dressed and was prepped to clean me up. I could have raised a bit of a stink about getting a second shot, but was fairly certain that whatever limp-wristed handjob she might be able to proffer would just be a waste of time for both of us.
Didn't tip -- which is very rare for me. Feel sort of bad about it; she might have really been having a bad day and just couldn't muster the acting ability to be enthusiastic. However, it was pretty mechanical and disappointing (especially since she is admittedly super hot).
Would I return? Hell yes -- probably immediately.
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