Written slowly because I know you can't read too fast.
[QUOTE=Khundig;1936741]To be honest I don't understand anything you are writing here. Totally confused. WTF is this all about?[/QUOTE]The 10th floor AMP that was closed during the raids in August, has reopened.
The night before it reopened one of the ladies from the shop was desperate for cash, as she had paid a 19,500 AED fine to reopen the shop.
So she made an outcall to secure some quick cash.
She does not like outcalls as they take her from her safe location and position of power.
As soon as the call was completed, she left. Very quickly, like she had to catch a train or a plane. Possibly, the train to Yuma, Arizona, USA that departs at 15:10 hrs every day. This was an exaggeration on my part to inject a little humor into the description of how fast she left.
While I enjoyed her visit, I was not completely satisfied, sexually. This resulted in me calling a woman who had been born in the the island nation of the Philippines. These women are called Filipinos by many people. As she is also a mother and I'd like to fuck her, we often call these women by the abbreviation MILF. Again for humor I coined the term MILFilipina, to indicate her parental status, my interest in fucking her and her nationality.
This woman is a pleasure to fuck. She also loves to engage in anal intercourse. Once again, I tried to use humor to describe our sexual activities. I do this as I like to add a little humor to make my posts more readable and less like a grade 9 book report (see how I used humor again?) A slang description of the anus was used again for humor. A chocolate starfish meant that I engaged in anal intercourse with the woman born in the Philippines who has had children, that I like to have sexual intercourse with.
This woman is featured in my photo gallery posts as the Tourist.
I hope this explains WTF is was writing about. Should you need further clarification, PFOD.