Pattaya Reports

[QUOTE=Blkanjil]Going to take your suggestion, sounds like a good plan. I got 30 mins and 500 baht. Just hope not to wake sleeping beauty![/QUOTE]BIkanjil - Really been enjoying your reports. This is what first timers do here.

Hope you were joking with your comments about following in the foot steps of the 'Seasoned Pattaya Ex-Pat Pros.' This is not what first timers do.

For me, these 'Seasoned Pattaya Ex-Pat Pros' come in two categories:

1. Retired Ex-Pat Living on his pension. Maybe they live alone and, don't even like Thai people. Once or twice a week they get an itch and, they go and grab something from the beach. They know they can get something for 400 Baht. This is OK for them. The way the exchange rate is going their monthly supplies of Bahts is getting less and less.

2. Married to a Thai for a few years and, possibly paid hundreds of thousands of Bahts to their wife and, her family up in the village. The wife soon gets bored with 'Falang Sex' and, if the falang is lucky, she might consent once a month. So, obviously he gets the itch and, has to follow the beach babe path as well. But, for this guy it is worse. He is paying double. His wife at home (who is maybe - eating, watching TV, sleeping or playing cards) and, the beach babe.

This is very sad. Beach Babe sex becomes something like going to the doctor or the dentist. You have to go to cure the itch.

How do I know? Well, I fall into category 2 but, I got out as quickly as I could and, I have not yet joined the rush for beach babes.

Whatever happens BIkanjil - keep having fun.

Almost forgot. One more category and, the old joke. How to turn a fox into an elephant? Marry it.

Cruised Beach Road the other night. There are not as many ladies out as usual due to the Songkran holiday. I noticed that no one on the Beach Road side where the ladies are were shooting/throwing water. That was only going on on the other side of the street.

I always like two ladies and it took little effort to find two of them. I found the first girl-the one with the shorter hair-first. She was bubbly and fun and agreed to 600 baht with pics. I asked her about her friend and her first friend refused because she did not want her photo taken. Fine. No problem. I will pass. Then she asked her next friend who turned out to be a good choice. She was just as much friend as her friend. Alot of laughing, fucking, cumming(they both had good orgasms). Gave each 1000 because of the great job they did.

Take your time when you are looking guys and get what you want. You wont always find the stunners but sometimes the fun makes up for it.

Showdown

[QUOTE=Blkanjil]Checked out Happy Bar last night and definitely had a couple of 10s and 9s. I like #22 with the big-ass back Dragon tattoo that goes from her shoulders on down her right leg, nice! ...

... She called me back and told that if I came by tonight, she would have the girl pay me back the B1000, apologize and buy me a drink or 2. I will stop over and see what happens.[/QUOTE]So last night I stop by Happy Bar because I couldn't get the "Back Dragon" girl out of my head. Picked her up for 600 Baht bar-fine and 2000 Baht Long Time. She was awesome. Tall, cute, small tits for my taste, but made up for it with her enthusiasm and willingness to please.

I debated about stopping off at airport at Air Port Club, just didn't want to deal with the drama, so I called Mammasan told her that I had forgotten about the whole deal and thanked her for her offer. Mammasan insisted that I stop over. So I did. With Back Dragon girl.

Mammasan was very nice and pleasant to me and had the girl who had given me drama return my money to me. She was very appologetic, but I think it was half an act she did for my benifit, "wai-ing" the whole time and saying sorry. I hadn't told Back Dragon about this prior to entering, so she was pretty entertained by the whole event.

Mammasan explained to her what happened the other night, and she started giggling, then said to me, "hey, you didn't get Happy Bar Mammasan telephone number. We go back? " We both left and returned to my hotel room.

Once we were back in the room, we had an awesome time, although something weird happened. She kept asking if I could make her pregnant. I said no, I won't, I promise I always wear a condom. She said no, she wanted to have a baby with a foreigner. Her friend just had a baby with a foreign father and they are very good looking. She said she was just over her period and said she can get pregnant now.

I told her that I had a vasectomy and couldn't have kids (which is a lie), but I really didn't want to go bare-backing a professional sex worker in the sex capital of the world. Is this common for Thai girls wanting a baby with a foreigner because of looks? Or maybe it's a ploy to get a child support from an overseas father, in any event, I didn't want to find out.

Well, it's cloudy out and rainy, I thing I'm going to call in a 2 hr massage from Teen Massage this afternoon.

[QUOTE=Bramley Boy]Hope you were joking with your comments about following in the foot steps of the 'Seasoned Pattaya Ex-Pat Pros.' This is not what first timers do ...

Whatever happens BIkanjil - keep having fun.

Almost forgot. One more category and, the old joke. How to turn a fox into an elephant? Marry it.[/QUOTE]No worries. I actually did walk beach road, in between the Songkran celebrations yesterday and really found nothing that interests me. I did call in a massage from Teen Massage this afternoon and had a great time.

My doorbell rang and I opened it, and there was my massage girl soaked to the bone! She was beautiful, but completely soaked with powder on her face. We laughed about Songkran and it gave her an excuse to get out of her clothes quickly. Her name was Pet, and she told me she was my personal Teen Massage specialist and she was awesome. The oil massage was excellent (2hr 700 Baht) and when she flipped me over, she was kneeling between my legs and then put my legs up onto her thighs. She started giving me an awesome ball and taint massage.

She probably spent about 10 minutes on my balls, seperating them and massaging them individually and together. My balls have never had a massage like this. She them bent down and blew me, which with all the attention on my balls, I didn't last long.

After she cleaned me up, she went back to massaging my legs and hips, doing the pelvis rock, which of course got me hard again. At this point she mentioned prices (I guess the first release was free): Handjob was 300 Baht, blow job was 500 Baht and fucking was 800 Baht. She also had a package deal: a blow job & cum w/ fuck & cum was 1000 Baht. She also said ATM was 2000 Baht. I was confused and asked her to explain, and she said ATM meant "ass to mouth". LOL! I knew this term in the US, but wasn't expecting it from this girl in Thailand, I thought it had something to do with automatic tellers.

I ended up with package number 1 (BJ & Fuck with 2 nutts) and it was awesome. She was a bit of a kink, too. She laid on the bed, hung her head off the edge and let me fuck her mouth until I came. She them let me recover, gently sucked me hard again and then let me fuck her brains out till I shot my load. We showered up, and then she put her wet clothes on and headed back into the wet jaws of the Songkran festivities.

God I love Thailand!

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[QUOTE=Showdown]Two Fun Beach Road girls[/QUOTE]

I'm not sure fun photographs well. Guess you had to be there.

You know theres a photo gallery, thats' where pix like these are supposed to go.

[QUOTE=DG69]
I don't speak from the beachroad girls, but from the higher tier Club girls. It's true if you are known as a big spender and expensive girls are around you, you might impress them. Though is this result worth all those effort? If they are too proud to consider you as a client, than you will most likely not get a good service.[/QUOTE]

Everything is timing and opportunity. You don't necessarily have to drop bank so that women want to be with you. If you are reasonably attractive (which is why I prefer Pattaya over Phuket-too many good looking European dudes there), have some game, humour and are just plain fun to be with, women want to be with you (SP or otherwise). The higher end talent can afford to be choosy (since most of them have sponsors).

That being said, I truly regret now (since I had such a short time in Pattaya to play), that I wasn't more on my game and just mashing and dashing. Still pissed off about not just tapping the go-go girls at Superbabys and moving on to next ones at Lucifers, Marine, and Insomnia (either way never heard of a bar demanding ST payment AT THE BAR first).

[QUOTE=Blkanjil]No worries. I actually did walk beach road, in between the Songkran celebrations yesterday and really found nothing that interests me. I did call in a massage from Teen Massage this afternoon and had a great time.

My doorbell rang and I opened it, and there was my massage girl soaked to the bone! She was beautiful, but completely soaked with powder on her face. We laughed about Songkran and it gave her an excuse to get out of her clothes quickly. Her name was Pet, and she told me she was my personal Teen Massage specialist and she was awesome. The oil massage was excellent (2hr 700 Baht) and when she flipped me over, she was kneeling between my legs and then put my legs up onto her thighs. She started giving me an awesome ball and taint massage.

She probably spent about 10 minutes on my balls, seperating them and massaging them individually and together. My balls have never had a massage like this. She them bent down and blew me, which with all the attention on my balls, I didn't last long.

After she cleaned me up, she went back to massaging my legs and hips, doing the pelvis rock, which of course got me hard again. At this point she mentioned prices (I guess the first release was free): Handjob was 300 Baht, blow job was 500 Baht and fucking was 800 Baht. She also had a package deal: a blow job & cum w/ fuck & cum was 1000 Baht. She also said ATM was 2000 Baht. I was confused and asked her to explain, and she said ATM meant "ass to mouth". LOL! I knew this term in the US, but wasn't expecting it from this girl in Thailand, I thought it had something to do with automatic tellers.

I ended up with package number 1 (BJ & Fuck with 2 nutts) and it was awesome. She was a bit of a kink, too. She laid on the bed, hung her head off the edge and let me fuck her mouth until I came. She them let me recover, gently sucked me hard again and then let me fuck her brains out till I shot my load. We showered up, and then she put her wet clothes on and headed back into the wet jaws of the Songkran festivities.

God I love Thailand!

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Was she from Dream Teen Massage at Soi 21 or an other place?

Would love to have a massage like that when I arrive in 2 weeks.

[QUOTE=Blkanjil]I did call in a massage from Teen Massage this afternoon and had a great time.

My doorbell rang and I opened it, and there was my massage girl soaked to the bone! She was beautiful, but completely soaked with powder on her face. We laughed about Songkran and it gave her an excuse to get out of her clothes quickly. Her name was Pet, and she told me she was my personal Teen Massage specialist and she was awesome. The oil massage was excellent (2hr 700 Baht) [/QUOTE]

Presumably you meant Dream Teen massage, (never heard of Teen Massage in Pattaya), I also used them about two weeks ago but the 2 hours outcall session is 1000B, and the 700B fee is for the onsite locate only. X, who is not the best looker in town, said she is 18 but her body and (training) boobs are a little soft and she is a little heavier than her pics on the site. She is a real cum stopper though with good suction and she's a gagger. However, she starts out quoting some silly prices for her services but as is the case with many of these girls, they will come back to earth once they realize you know the game.

[QUOTE=Run Mann]Presumably you meant Dream Teen massage, (never heard of Teen Massage in Pattaya), I also used them about two weeks ago but the 2 hours outcall session is 1000B ... they will come back to earth once they realize you know the game.[/QUOTE]You are correct, it was Dream Teen Massage. I just got in from the pool, looks like a great afternoon for another massage. I may have ordered the hr long oil & ball massage. After negotiations, it lasted for 2. I need something to prepare me for the heavy lifting I'm hoping to do tonight.

Went to a GoGo bar lastnight and I may have my a possibility for an "Austin Powers" fantasy. There are twin sisters that work there, I spoke with them last night, but they had already been bar-fined. I explained I wanted to take them both for longtime and they started at 6000 Baht for both! Awesome! So I have made plans to go back tonight and see if I can work it. I gave her half a US $100 bill (I wasn't going to tear a Baht bill with the King's image on it) as a "promise seed" in hope that I can get them both bar-fined.

She writes from pattya "I don't have money more.

I have to use money because in here is Songkran. I work too hard and don't have day off. Don't have the customer more because have a problem in Thailand. "

Anyways I read in threads that actually Pattaya is busy as people are abandoning BKK for pattya right now.

I give her a stipend of 6000 bht every 3 weeks, when I am not there. As she calls it "little bit of freedom". Anyways because of this unrest in thaiand, I am sure all of us are getting the I don't have any money emails. Do we have any soliders/punter on the ground. I would highly appreciate some intel.

Thank you

[QUOTE=Blkanjil]After she got off the phone, she started getting dressed. I asked her what's up, and she said her friend called and was sick, so she had to go help her. I figured it was bullshit, she just wanted to grab a new trick, but I wasn't going to argue. I was just going to call my regular to come by. As she was leaving, I gave her B1000. And she went crazy! She said I had to give her B2000, that was the agreement. I countered that she changed it from long time to short time, so I was only going to pay B1000. [/QUOTE]


In my experience this is common with pattaya gogo girls. Better to take her for ST first and only extend to LT if she's a keeper.

[QUOTE=Evianist]In my experience this is common with pattaya gogo girls. Better to take her for ST first and only extend to LT if she's a keeper.[/QUOTE]Good advice, thanks.

I will try that tonight!

[QUOTE=Wendella]I'm not sure fun photographs well. Guess you had to be there.

You know theres a photo gallery, thats' where pix like these are supposed to go.[/QUOTE]

At the time of this writing, the Pattaya Reports section has 525 photos posted. I see nothing wrong with posting photos about Pattaya in the Pattaya section and obviously many others don't as well.

It is nice to read the story and have a few photos at hand, not having to jump over to the Photo section and look for the photos that match the story.

[QUOTE=Slackerslacker]At the time of this writing, the Pattaya Reports section has 525 photos posted. I see nothing wrong with posting photos about Pattaya in the Pattaya section and obviously many others don't as well.

It is nice to read the story and have a few photos at hand, not having to jump over to the Photo section and look for the photos that match the story.[/QUOTE]

Fair enough. "supposed to" was not the best word choice. "Can" would have been better. Guess it's more of a personal thing on my part, not wanting to see pics of ones that look that...um... fun -- a main reason I don't look at the photo gallery thread, where photos of fun but certainly not stunning girls seem to be all the rage, hard to avoid. Guess I should just train myself better not to click on the pix links.

[QUOTE=InventionGuy]"I don't have money more.[/QUOTE]One born every minute.

It wouldn't matter if the entire Seventh Fleet was in town.

This is the BG equivalent of going to the ATM and pushing the requisite buttons in the hope that money will be dispensed.