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[QUOTE=SwingerLover;1387302]Quite simple: I need my blood myself, in order to keep my dick working.[/QUOTE]Thanks boys, though some might suspect as some of the post's heros, your praise is a little suspect (the check is in the mail , I swear). But, you really might think of marketing your blood either to them Big Pharma boys, or to the general mongering public. I was thinkin, maybe Swank Vineyards of NRW offers "Vino d'AOsta".
[QUOTE=Phantom78;1386923]getting there for 1130ish and staying to about 230ish, time for (hopefully) two sessions with the girls and a mooch around-have others done something similar? I will hopefully go twice on Tuesday and the Friday.Also (last stupid question in promise) , if one were to fancy a dip in the pool is it starkers all the way[/QUOTE]So 3 hours in the middle of the day or did you mean 0230? If 230pm, well you can, but it will be the slowest least staffed part of the day. Just cancel the rest of your day Fri, or come, go, and come back later at night (free the same day) , as I said before. You will miss the big show otherwise. Swimming is normally buck naked, just you and the sharks. So-no more questions, now, just report back.
Was there on Saturday, best line-up I have seen. At least compared to my previous visits. Went seven times, with 6 girls.
In this order:
First one a Slovakian girl with big natural tits, ok performance.
Second and forth time, younger Polish girl with fake boobs. GFE-ish and cute, verry good performance.
Third time turkisch good looking woman, nice ass and natural titties, name Dahlia?
Fifth time a verry petite turkisch girl, half-good performance.
Sixth time also a petit one from germany, I think some refers to her as "Mini-muschi". Half good performance, had some problems taking it von hinten [and I'm not even that well-equipped]. She had a good sense a humor, and knew som good filthy words in my language, which is always fun.
All above standard 60€ sessions.
Last session was with a cute Spanish-German who I took for an hour + CIM.
This was the best time I have been to Artemis, I came rather early to the place and left around 16:00 for some cheaper beer+schnapps and fussball, took the S-bahn to Halensee. And was back again for dinner. I'm really bad at remembering names, sorry for that.
[QUOTE=Finite;1388307]Was there on Saturday, best line-up I have seen. Went seven times, with 6 girls.I'm really bad at remembering names, sorry for that.[/QUOTE]Glad you had a nice time, but this public forum is supposed to be helpful to others, or at least be entertaining. I mean, if you cannot remember the names, why bother posting? How does this help anyone-as if we should guess with whom you sessioned like some sort of pub quiz? Or should we just be impressed you did 6 girls? I bet they too would be thrilled to know you can't remember their names, even one with whom you went 2 times?!. Maybe, you are worried you might forget you were even there yourself? Although to be fair, at least you remembered the critical details of what time you left, what you drank, and which S-Bahn you took. I can't wait for the movie.
If there is a next time, and you plan to post, at least make some note of names on a piece of paper in your locker? At least we now know your ISG handle refers to your memory. I dunno, maybe I am just overdue for my rabies shot..
[QUOTE=Rocketboy0; 1388326]Glad you had a nice time, but this public forum is supposed to be helpful to others, or at least be entertaining. I mean, if you cannot remember the names, why bother posting? How does this help anyone-as if we should guess who you were with like some sort of pub quiz? Or should we just be impressed you did 6 girls? I bet they too would be thrilled to know you can't remember their names. Maybe, you are worried you might forget you were even there yourself? Although to be fair, at least you remembered the critical details of what time you left, what you drank, and which S-Bahn you took. I can't wait for the movie.
If there is a next time, and you plan to post, at least make some note of names on a piece of paper in your locker? At least we now know your ISG handle refers to your memory.[/QUOTE]You are a hard man, but you are also right. It wasn't a good post at all.
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When I come to think about it, I don't think most of the girls told me their names. I could have asked of course, but I wasn't thinking about this forum right there and then. I usaly ask about other stuff, like where they are from and theirs does and don'ts. But I feel abit ashamed about not remebering the girl I went twice with, because I'm sure she told me. And I don't think it so impressive to go seven times, I din't pop all of the times. That would have been impressive. Why I told the part when I was leaving and entering, was because I think that is a verry good idea, at least if you like me feel the urge to get some fresh air. The place can get a litle to much, if you stay for many hours, at least so I think. But otherwise you are completly right, and I guess the report was halfly made because of that I had such a good time.
I will be arriving into Berlin on the Thursday before "good Friday" March 30th. I was planning to spend that evening at Artemis. Do any of you Artemis experts know if that week and weekend will be any good for girls?
I am also planning to maybe go to Prague for Saturday and Easter Sunday. Would anyone know off hand if the Prague privates and nightclubs will open that Saturday and / or Easter Sunday?
Any insight on Holy Weeks impact on adult play in Berlin / Prague would be greatly appreciated.
[QUOTE=Finite;1388330]Why I told the part when I was leaving and entering, was because I think that is a verry good idea, at least if you like me feel the urge to get some fresh air. The place can get a litle to much, if you stay for many hours, at least so I think.[/QUOTE]Totally agree. Get some decent food, get some fresh air, a mental break. Plus, If you leave around 6/7pm and you come back later on, it's like visiting a different club or better, visiting on a different day, a bunch of new girls will be usually around.
Kimino
[QUOTE=Troyboy;1388453]Any insight on Holy Weeks impact on adult play in Berlin / Prague would be greatly appreciated.[/QUOTE]Holy week (as you call it, I might call it Hole-y week) is business as usual in Berlin. Some girls take a vacation but on the whole the girs are not the most observent of Catholics.
As for Prague, you had best ask on the Prague thread.
AM
[QUOTE=Kimino; 1388527]Totally agree. Get some decent food, get some fresh air, a mental break. Plus, If you leave around 6/7pm and you come back later on, it's like visiting a different club or better, visiting on a different day, a bunch of new girls will be usually around.
Kimino[/QUOTE]I think it was you how mentioned it earlier, thanks for that! It really enhanced the experience. For me that are not such a regular guest, visiting this place is like being a kid in a candystore. I want to "taste" as much as possible as soon as possible, often forgetting that I actually can take it quite slow since they are open from 11:00- 5:00 AM. Anyways, it usually ends up with me feeling a bit ill, after all the "sugar" intake, and also the place can be a bit sharky, if you just want to take it easy after a couple of sessions. And don't want to hide in the down stairs bar area.
[QUOTE=Angus Magee;1388541]Holy week (as you call it, I might call it Hole-y week) is business as usual in Berlin. Some girls take a vacation but on the whole the girls are not the most observent of Catholics.AM[/QUOTE]Nice one. Now please what follows is not meant to be any kind of religious offense-but Angus is right. Here it is the Holy See(men) , the Second (or more) Cumming, Pops over Popes, and all the girls are extremely observant (of all monger targets, Catholics and non). They do favor euro worship over hero worship. The good thing is if you find your sin tank is running low, a few days at Artemis can supply confession fodder for the rest of the year. But it is a deeply religious place, where you can practice St. Augustine's injunction "Oh Lord grant me chastity, just not quite yet" from 11 am to 05 am, almost daily. I will burn, I know...
[QUOTE=Finite; 1388330]You are a hard man, but you are also right. It wasn't a good post at all.
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When I come to think about it, I don't think most of the girls told me their names. I could have asked of course, but I wasn't thinking about this forum right there and then. I usaly ask about other stuff, like where they are from and theirs does and don'ts. But I feel abit ashamed about not remebering the girl I went twice with, because I'm sure she told me. And I don't think it so impressive to go seven times, I din't pop all of the times. That would have been impressive. Why I told the part when I was leaving and entering, was because I think that is a verry good idea, at least if you like me feel the urge to get some fresh air. The place can get a litle to much, if you stay for many hours, at least so I think. But otherwise you are completly right, and I guess the report was halfly made because of that I had such a good time.[/QUOTE]Coming and Going (or Sticks and stones may break my bones but names will never hurt me)
This appears to be an idea worth trying. Come in the morning or during the day. The atmosphere is quiet and a bit more chilled, and less smoke in the bar, with enough sexy girls to go around.
Go in the afternoon for a change of pace and fresh air.
Come again later when the atmosphere changes, there are more sexy girls. I will try this on my next visit. Ideas like this are of interest to relative newcomers who are feeling their way about and would like to know basic things like, where to get of the S-Bahn.
How important are names to the average punter? If you get a name from a report, is it possible to find that girl on your visit? Or is naming names only of use to the regular and frequent customer of Artemis? I doubt if this forum is only for the grizzled veterans.
Much of the fun for me is not going with the same girl again but the anticipation, the variation, and not knowing what I will find until I get there.
[QUOTE=WarmStone25;1388674]Coming and Going (or Sticks and stones may break my bones but names will never hurt me)[/QUOTE]Yes, that's the way it is sometimes, on the internetz. But the post should have been a tad more meatier to be interesting to read.
[QUOTE]This appears to be an idea worth trying. Come in the morning or during the day. The atmosphere is quiet and a bit more chilled, and less smoke in the bar, with enough sexy girls to go around.
Go in the afternoon for a change of pace and fresh air.
Come again later when the atmosphere changes, there are more sexy girls. I will try this on my next visit. Ideas like this are of interest to relative newcomers who are feeling their way about and would like to know basic things like, where to get of the S-Bahn.[/QUOTE]That's one of the good things about Artemis it's easy to find, and it's relativly close to the "city" if you compare it to many other fkk:s in Germany, and it's also verry easy to take the S-bahn there and from the place. How to walk from the station I learned from Angus homepage.
[QUOTE]How important are names to the average punter? If you get a name from a report, is it possible to find that girl on your visit? Or is naming names only of use to the regular and frequent customer of Artemis? I doubt if this forum is only for the grizzled veterans.[/QUOTE]It could be possible if the girl is a regular at Artemis, when I visited there where a lot of girls I haven't seen before, they may have been regulars. But since I'm not there so often I really don't know. I think it's maybe mostly interesting if you are a regular and know of the girl, to see if they think the same as you or not. The girls tell their names, usually after they have asked for yours, but many times they just ask if you want a good time, and if you want that, there are less chit-chat and more action.
[QUOTE]Much of the fun for me is not going with the same girl again but the anticipation, the variation, and not knowing what I will find until I get there.[/QUOTE]I agree.
[QUOTE=Rocketboy0;1388563]Nice one. Now please what follows is not meant to be any kind of religious offense-but Angus is right. Here it is the Holy See(men) , the Second (or more) Cumming, Pops over Popes, and all the girls are extremely observant (of all monger targets, Catholics and non). They do favor euro worship over hero worship. The good thing is if you find your sin tank is running low, a few days at Artemis can supply confession fodder for the rest of the year. But it is a deeply religious place, where you can practice St. Augustine's injunction "Oh Lord grant me chastity, just not quite yet" from 11 am to 05 am, almost daily. I will burn, I know.[/QUOTE]I like to book the Slavic girls because they let a monger get up in that POPE-ka! Hahaha!
Names are useful in reports so that a guy who will visit can get a few general ideas. That is certain names do seem to crop up again and again both positive and negative. Then (if you were paying attention) when you visit and some girl sits down next to you and introduces herself as Nina, Jenna or Fatima (to name 3 examples) you think "bingo" if she attracts you.
I do not suggest making lists and going in search of girls necessarily but it does not hurt to have a few names in mind.
AM
[QUOTE=Angus Magee;1388758]but it does not hurt to have a few names in mind.AM[/QUOTE]Indeed and especially for newbees, if some come up negative repeatedly, it could save them some heartache, lost time, wasted spilling of the seed, and needless to say, some bucks. With all the various limitations, including names makes useful reports, and Kimino's many entries (ha ha) , brief, to the point, can serve as a template for those in doubt.