Pattaya Reports

[QUOTE=InventionGuy]...I find it amusing, for the expat farangs on this board to think, they are special. It's just a market of flesh, buying and selling. Demand and supply in the carnival of flesh. You all sponsor them and your selves in your own way.[/QUOTE]
It is amusing, isn't it? And greatly entertaining too! We all do what we want. If it's sponsoring Thai girls to control them from afar ... what ever turns you on.

In my long productive life, I've never felt particularly special until I came here to the Land of Smiles ... now on a daily basis I have a variety of pretty young girls calling me; begging for the privilege of selling their pristine flesh to me; and satisfying my lust for a pittance. They treat me like a king. I give them a little money.

You're right ... it's a carnival of flesh... It's paradise on earth, my friend.

I feel special!

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I will post more. Now that I have a dog in the hunt.

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[QUOTE=InventionGuy] A PHD. Psychologist, once told me, "that not a single human action is done without motivation."[/QUOTE]Really? a "PHD" Psychologist figured it out all by himself?

Last night, while sleeping, I continued the action of breathing, but I'm not sure what my motivation was. Oh, and my heart kept beating too.

But I'm sure what he meant was: "volitional action". But you don't need to be a "PHD" psychologist to know this. In fact, it is true by definition. It is also true for all sentient beings.

[quote=andybkk]anyone knows how much the russian "euporeans" girls are charging on walking st? there a couple of bars there and i peeked in, but was with my gf so didnt have the opp to inquiry.[/quote]

just ask them! they will not kill you, just maybe ignore you. can't say that the "russian girls" whose stroll up and down walking street are hot to me. infact they are not russian, but usbeks, kazaks and the like. nevertheless ones i asked one of those ladies, how much they charge, just out of couriosity. if i remember right it was 1000 for st.
there are some pretty russian tourists sometimes at the clubs "insomnia, marine disco and the other club at end of walking street (i forgot the name). they might go for free if they like you. maybe they are also for sale, but i don't know the price...

[QUOTE=Saint Mint]For me, there is nothing worse that being in bed with a girl and the phone rings. If it is a sponsor she will be running into the bathroom, upstairs, downstairs or outside.[/QUOTE]Stick around. Eventually she'll just answer it with you right there. Then the next step is to lick her pussy while she's on the line. Seriously.

[QUOTE=Betong]... Then the next step is to lick her pussy while she's on the line. Seriously.[/QUOTE]

Even more fun: just (gently) sodomize her! (been there, done that!)

[quote=andybkk]anyone knows how much the russian "euporeans" girls are charging on walking st? there a couple of bars there and i peeked in, but was with my gf so didnt have the opp to inquiry.[/quote]
late last year i had a “russian” in pattaya. (i actually think that she was uzbek or kazak.)
found her during the day sitting, alone, on beach rd.
she told me that it was her 1st time in thailand although she had “worked” in dubai before and that had not been so lucky with customers in thailand.
offered me short time at my hotel for 2000 baht! i responded by telling her that i would give her the same “happy hour” rate as i gave to the thai beach rd girls. 500 baht!
initially she said no but after i explained that she could either come with me and earn some money or spend the rest of the afternoon sitting and waiting she seemed to warm to the idea.
she spoke reasonable english so after i had bought her a coffee and had a chat to convince her that i was a “nice guy” she agreed and ended up staying with me for around 2.1/2 hours.
most enjoyable and excellent service.
i remember her bbbj well. (it was the best no hands bj that i have ever had!!!)
give it a try,
hotman.

sorry for the long delay between parts 1 and 2. my musings have been interrupted by a number of events, including volcanic ash and its effects on mrs k2k's travel plans.

day 3

i was greeted by a freelancer on beach road at 11am as i headed to my usual deck chair on pattaya beach. she didn't particularly interest me, but i was tempted purely because of the time of day. i decided to decline the offer and spent a pleasant day on the beach.

i was leaving the beach at about 6pm when i spotted nok. turned out to be 36 but looked 26 to my untrained eyes. we agreed 1000 baht for all night and headed back to pasadena lodge. she provided a decent bbbj and sex in a few positions before i finished doggy style. she then promptly fell asleep (i thought that was my privilege after a good shag). i let her sleep until 9pm when i was more than ready for round 2. i was just waking her up when her phone rang and, you guessed it, she had to go. she was off to bangkok to see the "big buddha" and her friends were leaving in half an hour. did i want to come? yes, i did, but not in the way she meant so i gave her 500 baht and wished her well. she took my phone number and promised she would call the next night, but i didn't think i would be seeing her again.

i did think about going to [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord900][CodeWord900][/url] for round 2, but i noticed on the way back to the hotel that none of the girls were in uniform. this just did not seem right somehow, so i had an early night without any more fun.

day 4

i had read about the post-breakfast bj at [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord900][CodeWord900][/url] from another poster, and decided i had to give it a go, especially as i had missed out the previous night. so, even though the girls were still not in uniform i picked the best looking one from outside and took her upstairs. the magic incantation "do it how i like and i pay you 1, 000 baht" worked just as well with this girl as with the last one. she gave an exellent, unrushed bbbj/cim service and earned her money. on the way back down the stairs we were met by another punter and girl on their way up. i am not sure of the etiquette in these situations (i would be grateful for suggestions from the experienced members of the forum) but settled on looking the other way, until they had passed us.

after another day on the beach i actually received a call from nok. with the poor quality phone signal and the quality of nok's english it was difficult to glean any information from the call. but it did raise my expectation that i might be seeing her again. then she called later and said that she would be at the hotel at 9pm and, amazingly, arrived only 10 minutes late. this time she did stay the whole night and earned her 1000 baht with three rounds, each just as good as the night before.

day 5

in the search for variety i had to try a pattaya soapy. so in the afternoon i headed over to sabai rooms, a big white building on second road at the northern end of pattaya. i picked a little cutie who was numbered 129 and had a nice smile. i had high hopes for this encounter which, at 1, 800 baht, was my most expensive to date.

unfortunately the experience was hugely disappointing. the only purpose of the bath appeared to be to ensure that i was clean, with no attempt at stimulation at all. the body to body massage involved her rubbing my back with her front. when i turned over she gave me a towel and indicated that we would resume on the bed. when she joined me on the bed she immediately decided to put a condom on me, even though i was only semi-erect. i indicated that a little manual stimulation was required but she ignored this until she had got the condom on. i suppose her ability to perform this trick was the most interesting part of the entire service.

she then climbed on top of me and tried to mount me cow girl style which was impossible due to my under-aroused state. i persuaded her to get off and give me a hand job instead, which she did, but she insisted the condom stayed on. it took a great deal of mental effort on my part but i did manage to pop after a long time. when i paid her the agreed amount she said "you have tip for me? ". well, of course i did, the tip was "find yourself a job in another industry". i just answered no, which did not seem to surprise her.

k2k

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Hi all

Calling on creative minds -- for fun ideas!

Despite all that's going on in Bangkok, I'm heavily considering going to Pattaya next month. I will have a difficult time however convincing friends to join me on this one (more risk averse than I am).

Anyhoo, I'd like to get ideas for a 40th bday celebration (or multiple ones). I'll likely stay in a villa with a private pool, so that could factor in. Budget not a concern.

The key for me is that I'm aiming for something totally original from my prior (10 or so) trips in Thailand (plus hundreds of big nights in China, Japan, etc.). I'm thinking day/night with a group of gals at my villa, and perhaps one big night at a bar. Suggestions? Activities? Experiences outside the usual "go to a go-go/beer bar/etc and picked up a girl for the night" that might be good for this kind of thing? I'm open to ANY ideas.

Asking for fun creative input. Hoping that we can share ideas, and I'll share as well.

Thanks in advance.

-B-

[QUOTE=Bonzo1]Anyhoo, I'd like to get ideas for a 40th bday celebration (or multiple ones). I'll likely stay in a villa with a private pool, so that could factor in. Budget not a concern. [/QUOTE]


I know Secrets Hotel has a villa with pool. Never tried it myself though.

[url]http://www.secretspattaya.com/villa/[/url]

Depending on how many guys you have got you could take some or all of the rooms on the 5th floor of the Penthouse hotel . Most of the Party rooms have two double beds sex swings double jazuzzis etc etc I think they will alos let you have a private party in the swimming pool. I know 2 guys did their 50th birthday there with 15 girls.

[QUOTE=Bonzo1]Hi all

Calling on creative minds -- for fun ideas!

Despite all that's going on in Bangkok, I'm heavily considering going to Pattaya next month. I will have a difficult time however convincing friends to join me on this one (more risk averse than I am).

Anyhoo, I'd like to get ideas for a 40th bday celebration (or multiple ones). I'll likely stay in a villa with a private pool, so that could factor in. Budget not a concern.

The key for me is that I'm aiming for something totally original from my prior (10 or so) trips in Thailand (plus hundreds of big nights in China, Japan, etc.). I'm thinking day/night with a group of gals at my villa, and perhaps one big night at a bar. Suggestions? Activities? Experiences outside the usual "go to a go-go/beer bar/etc and picked up a girl for the night" that might be good for this kind of thing? I'm open to ANY ideas.

Asking for fun creative input. Hoping that we can share ideas, and I'll share as well.

Thanks in advance.

-B-[/QUOTE]

[quote=andybkk]anyone knows how much the russian "euporeans" girls are charging on walking st? there a couple of bars there and i peeked in, but was with my gf so didnt have the opp to inquiry.[/quote]

i got quoted 800 bht st from a petite 30+ russian.

i really think it depends on who you are and your manner. no offence to anyone but if you're indian or arab i think you'll be shelling out 2k but of course this depends on the girl herself.

maybe it better to try the subway place on sukhimvit in bkk.

[QUOTE=Kermit2048]On the way back down the stairs we were met by another punter and girl on their way up. I am not sure of the etiquette in these situations (I would be grateful for suggestions from the experienced members of the forum) but settled on looking the other way, until they had passed us.[/QUOTE]

You're two men with similar interest crossing paths in the same establishment, in close quarters. I'd say at least a basic greeting or acknowledgment would be in order. I've been in this situation on a few occasions and exchanged the standard verbal greeting or head nod acknowledgement with the other punter while reviewing his selection as I’m sure he was taking a look at mine. Some girls are real playful and sometimes will make casual comments or smile/grin to lighten the mood.

[QUOTE=Run Mann]You're two men with similar interest crossing paths in the same establishment, in close quarters. I'd say at least a basic greeting or acknowledgment would be in order. I've been in this situation on a few occasions and exchanged the standard verbal greeting or head nod acknowledgement with the other punter while reviewing his selection as I’m sure he was taking a look at mine. Some girls are real playful and sometimes will make casual comments or smile/grin to lighten the mood.[/QUOTE]Agree, this happens to me on soi 6 all the time. And usually the punter is with a girl I've already had. Hell we've even walked into a room they were just leaving at times. We just smile and nod or discuss / rate the performances. Actually, a few times the punter and I have ended up crossing paths again, hoisting a few and compared notes.

[QUOTE=Tansak KTV]

I'll flush that 100 bucks as usually it comes back to me in terms of performance, freebies, on call duties, introduction of friends, being first customer of new girls, "special" services not normally offered etc. So I look at it as an investment.

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Can you elaborate on this a bit? This sounds interesting.