Paul, BB69, Pistons, HT, Shoo, Rocky you're all wrong.
Everyone here is completely wrong on all of their claims.
COVID is just a bioweapon brought by extraterrestrial aliens. Having exploited the wave-particle duality of the Higgs Boson particle, aliens figured out how to localize matter across light years of space.
This technology allowed them to directly localize the coronavirus from light years away directly into the anus of a lab bat residing in a Wuhan laboratory. One of the Chinese scientists who had a sexual bat fetish, unknowingly contracted the virus during his nightly anal sexy time with the infected bat. After his evening bat coitus session, he further spread the virus at a basement "pizza party" where the pedophile elite infected dozens of children in Wuhan. The asymptomatic children spread the virus across the globe through these basement pizza parties with world elites.
Harnessing the power of mind control by manipulating 5 G data communication, the aliens took over the minds of all of the doctors, scientists, and world leaders. These pod people began spreading misinformation to curb humans from adequately responding to the planned invasion. There was a problem however, this 5 G signal could only penetrate the human mind by entering through the naso-oral cavity. Once humans started wearing masks, the aliens could no longer create enough pod people through 5 G mind control. Something had to be done so the original pod people began casting doubt on the usefulness of masks. Along the way, the pod people infiltrated all of the world's pharmaceutical companies, gaining access to the vaccine production laboratories. It is here where they created their next bio-weapon, the DNA altering mRNA vaccines that teleport into the human nucleus once in the human cell. Once inside the nucleus, they cause irreversible damage to the genetic loci that govern immune response, clot formation, human reproduction, and sterility.
They're manipulating us through energy field transmission while preparing their armies to invade us via the wormhole teleportation gate located at the center of the flat but hollow earth.
I am right and you are all wrong because I said so. Here are my infallible sources:
[URL]https://youtu.be/kqjoezECDmc[/URL]
[URL]https://altamontenterprise.com/opinion/columns/old-men-mountain/08142020/coronavirus-actually-alien-invasion[/URL]
Resist the alien pod people by wearing your anti 5 G masks and never take their population control vaccines!