Saint Mint Report Starts at Yes. I know.
[QUOTE=Saint Mint][QUOTE=Kermit2048]Day 1
Feeling quite tired after a 12 hour flight I decided that a massage might relieve the aching muscles. I found a parlour after about a 5 minute walk from the hotel. Actually, this is not true. Several parlours found me, almost as soon as I left the hotel. If there are health-giving benefits to having a massage then you might think that residents of Pattaya would be among the healthiest on the planet.
Not wishing to fall into the first parlour I encountered I chose to do a little reconnaissance of the neighbourhood to try and determine which would offer me the best service. After seeing about a dozen, I concluded that there was nothing obvious that I could use to differentiate between the offerings. The one I eventually chose (sorry, I can't remember the name or location) only stood out because it seemed to be the cheapest. 199 baht for one hour oil service, while the prevailing rate seems to be 250-300. I didn't choose it because of the price, but because I was attracted by one of the ladies outside. Just my luck, she was not working there, just visiting her friend, who was significantly less visually appealing. I guess I should have walked at this point, but by this stage I was well and truly ready for my massage and decided to stay.
I started with a very welcome shower. I needed this, even though I'd had one just before I left the hotel. Then it was on to the mattress on the floor for the massage. I found it a little disappointing, because it was a reasonable massage but with no attention to the genital area. Just as I was seriously wondering whether the lady was into special services or not, she grabbed me quite firmly and asked what would I like. We agreed 1, 000 baht for a blow job and also to cover the 199 baht for the massage, or so I thought. She did a decent BBBJ followed by CIM and I was a happy man. Then she finished up the time with a bit more massage and I paid her the agreed amount. On the way out the cashier stops me and asks for the 200 for the massage. I point to the masseuse to indicate that she has it, but all she says is "you pay, you pay". This I did, grudgingly, and then left feeling decidedly ripped off. Leaves a rather nasty taste in the mouth, as the masseuse might have said (sorry, couldn't resist it),
Yes. I know what you mean about the attractive girl pulling you into the massage parlour only to disappear into thin air and, be replaced by a not so attractive girl. This has happened to me so many times in soi BJ and, many other places. I go there for a decent BBBJ and CIM but, I like to have a little bit of a play with the girl doing it. Can't do that if she is not attractive. Now, when they try the switch I walk out. I try not to make it obvious. I get on the phone. Say, yes, yes, yes and I go now. I tell them this is my wife. I speak to them in Thai but, until you learn Thai, they will understand the English version.
I know a Belgium guy who used to run a bar near your hotel. He always said that he could get the BBBJ and CIM for 500 Baht all in. I never have.[/QUOTE]Everybody - Please note the Saint Mint report starts from Yes. I know. The 4th paragraph. The first section of the report is from Kermit 2048. I must have messed up again!! Sorry. A mistake. I didn't mean it to look this way.
Akane massage in Pattaya?
Hi guys,
I'll be in Pattaya for a few days in July and am wondering wether there is massage place similar to Akane massage in Bangkok?
Thanks in advance. BB