Awesome Reports Mr.Mosquito
Excellent report dude. Its true that R*m*sh is the genuine person in NL 1st Floor than Krishna & Vishnu. I used to call and book my preference (mostly Ma**i) before my visit. Good to hear that u had a nice time over there.
[QUOTE=Red Mosquito]Guys, Good day. As a newest member of the forum, I welcome myself with the hope that some of you will also extend a welcome after reading this post!
Good then- This may happen to be one of the most detailed posts on NL, but as long as it helps even one single guy, the mosquito will buzz contently?
So I had started reading this forum about 3 days back and had a meeting 2 Mumbai perchance, so tagged along my good friend Muushy and took a few printouts of the address from the office (shit, the work some of us do at work!) and then stormed ahead as sex starved soldiers. Muushy in particular likes his stuff like a bear wanting nuts and I could sense the bulge in his trousers was attracting attention of passer byes. Glad we got the girls otherwise, being alone with muushy, you never know what he has in mind you C..
First, let me go clear with the location part.
Location: Lets cut the crap- and keep this very very clear. Reach the front side of H*RKISH*ND*S hospital through a cab from either Grant Road or Churney Road stations. Most of the time why a person may be losing out on the address location part is because he will go to some different entrance of the hospital and then the whole 'take left hand then right hand' thingie refuses to bear any meaning.
So there, with your face towards the entrance of the hospital, and being on the same side of the road where hospital is, walk towards your right and hit a red light crossing. Take a left to Sardar V*LL*BH BHAI P*T*L Marg and walk 5 steps- then cross over to the other side. Continue walking to the same side of the road as you were walking when you took the left turn at red light crossing.
Mosquito alert: There may be a guy selling narial paani there- if hes not there don't bother- if he's there- it double checks you are going right.
So walk for another 5-10 steps and be careful to notice a noticeboard titled- Nav*lk*r lane- guiding you to the right- Bingo! Congratulations my horny friend- you have hit thye jackpot.
Walk straight ahead- noticing the buildings on your left- The moment a building with electric garlands' decoration comes up- climb straight up to the first floor.
Mosquito alert- A good way of checking is by looking at what many people call a flour mill on your right- I missed that twice because my mental make up was of a large building but in gact its just a tiny shop stocking flour and a small mill inside- more of a retail small mill- so don't be mislead here.
Imp Mosquito alert- Do not, by any chance, wander into one office of MNS which is probably next entrance to our building's entrance of interest- They have all sorts of small time politicking henchmen sitting and they lose their cool when you ask them of girls- service and allied stupid words. The day I went, I heard later that many guys were beaten up by them late at night as in a drunk state they entered the building and started asking for girls etc etc. Be discreet- Be safe- As long as your eyes are open, you will know its an office and not a joint for girls.
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So enter the garland building from FIRST entrance that falls on your left and climb to floor 1. Don't take other entrances- take the FIRST entrance only- don't look in the eyes of people there- go up.
First floor- There is an old guy/ old lady sitting in front of a closed door- which is the only door on the first floor- Say something- I said 'Vishnu Vishnu'- so he knocked and got the door opened. (God does help those who help themselves- taking name of the lord moves mountains- getting a door opened is a small thing?)
As you enter- an office like setting with 2 sofa sets accosts you- I thought maybe I am at a wrong place- It was 6 PM and vacant- suddenly a bespectacled rotund aunty of around 50 yrs who looked decidedly southy came up- To my surprise she started blabbering in first class English.
Aunty: Hello, Beta
Me: Hello
Aunty: Aap bahut jaldi aa gae
Me (confused whether she is being sarcastic or concerned): I came at 6 thinking everything will be available.
Aunty: Come at 7, everyone will be ready by then
Me: Sure
So I went out with my friend muushy and had a few beers and came back at 645. Rotund aunty smiled with a vile smile- to signify she knew my Johnny was controlling my mind.
So mushy and I came back, and she called a few girls. A few of them came and said Hi- and then when we looked elsewhere- said Bye- and went off. Much like it happens when you don't give girls the attention.
One good looking chic came with T shirt- jeans on- with a sling bag- She was introduced as Surti- I later realized her name was Shr*t*- She seemed quite haughty and though I wanted to have her- I desisted saying an impromptu yes and asked that I want to talk to her.
Mosquito Alert- Once you enter the premises on floor I- one of the pimps will take over- we were taken care of by R*m*sh- he was very very good natured, took keen interest in giving his feedback on the girls (which we realized later was true) and was good mannered. Ask for him if you may- he is tried and trusted.
So I asked Shr*t* whether she was angry or upset generally in life and upon her saying No- I said a yes to Ramesh- Shr*ti*cost me 3. 5K- There was no bargaining- So we said So be it. Muushy settled for another girl- who was of 2200-
We went ahead where Shr*t* gave a good BJ- No teeths there to bother the Johnny- and followed with man-tits sucking and B*lls licking- I tried DFK but she refused saying I don't like DFK- (Sad) It was quite good- then we went on for mssnry and doggie and it was quite quite good- She can be taken around in a disc or hotel and no one will be able to tell- She dresses well and looks fair and reasonably middle class- The session in toto lasted 35 Mins or so- I tipped her 300 and she seemed happy. The linen was clean- she gargled with mouthwash later and cleaned me as well- and she herself was quite clean and shaved down there- so a good clean experience- Good- maybe not excellent- but these terms are very subjective.
Ratings:
GFE: 5/10 (She was average- one could have a conversation but an average one at that- She wasn't too smiling as well)
BJ: 7/10
FS: 7/10 (not much tightness there, but good in DS)
DFK: 1/10 (why am I rating her as 1?)
Body: 8/10 (white, quite spotless- clean, decent B**bs, decent looking C*nt)
So I and a subdued and expended mushy came out and went for a stroll.
I was not done yet and so was Muushy- we deliberated on what to do next and thought of heading to same building- ground floor- to see Mr. S*r*nder. This bloke is an affable chap- but seems distraught that his selection of girls is suspect- as in- its reasonably trashy- he showed some and we couldn't see Mili or Lilly or whoever- and he said she left the place (alas, my fellow mongers- one good stuff on ground floor and that too a thing of the past now?)
So it was all oldy stuff and unattractive at that- so I and muushy went to the sec0ond floor- same building- while climbing the stairs I could sense a tightness prodding me to climb faster which I assume was hopefully muushy's finger.
We reached the second floor and again the entire song and dance in dim lights- choosing a girl- The girls were better the Sur*Nders and of rank 2- if you rate Aunty- Floor.1 as rank 1. We still didn't chose anyone as we were thinking that floor 1 may have got more girls now since we had made a choice from just 3-4 girls at 645PM. So we reached floor 1 again, muushy again prodding me with hopefully his finger
Aunty was delighted to see us- she was beaming and said- come in come in. The place was jampacked with people from the land of Gandh*j* and they were all speaking amongst themselves in G*jj* lingo- scratching their B8lls and playing with their ifones. I realized the chances of finding someone were slim in this crowd of wolves so muushy selected a girl who was introduced as palak paneer, her name was P*l*k- but of course. Most were engaged. We saw L*z* who looks upmarket- looks like GF and her rates are 3. 5K. I didn't quite take her as her B**Bs seemed to be smaller than what I wanted them to be in a girl.
Mosquito alert: If you don't find anything sometimes on floor 1, ask aunty or Vishnu on whats the status in the 3rd building- they actually have two 'outlets' as we may call them adjacent to each other and I was directed to the second one with the hope that there will be less crowd there in terms of clients and some babes free.
R*m*sh the superpimp took us to an adjacent building and called P*l*k there too- urging me to choose from the selection there- He didn't want to see me waiting as muushy broke the bed in his room with his muse P*l*k. (apologies to horniman muushy).
This place- I had to wait here for a while as at 930PM- according to superpimp- the girls hadn't arrived. I thought maybe there is some queer nightshift when they all report at 4 am and get banged till 12 PM. Whatever. One girl called Shw*t* had got free- Muushy was already thumping his c*cK to glory with P*l*k so R*m*sh fixed me with SHW*t*. She seems below average and R*m*Sh said she's great in service- I thought lets experiment. Now this girl was quite giggly in nature and high on life- which is a compliment- believe me.
We were in the room. The conversation went like this:
She: Aap abhi aae? (did you come just now)
Me: No, 30 mins back
She: hehehehehe
She: aapne khana kha lia? (had your dinner?)
Me: No, iske baad khaunga (No, will have it post this work)
She: hehehehehe
She: aapka first time hai? (Is this your first time?)
Me: aapke saath first time hai (yes, with you atleast)
She: hehehehehehe
She: aap smoke karte ho? (do you smoke?)
Me: kabhi kabhi (occassionally)
She: hehehehehe
She: chalo ek cigarette pite hain (lets smoke one ciggie)
Me: ok (safest reply to avoid making her laugh)
She: hehehehehe
She: lights dim kar dete hain (lets dim the lights)
MeK
She: hehehehehe
So the disclaimer is that she was laughing as if she was happy on life and not with a sense of derision which eased me quite a bit. It made the atmosphere light and jolly and it was good.
We undressed and I was pleasantly surprised to see her good melons- we started with DFK and this continued for some 20 mins- she didn't stop until I did- then we moved to BJ- very very good- she was engrossed with her eyes closed which was different from girl 1 as she had her eyes open all the time.
We proceeded to mssnry and then doggie- I came in spurts and it was a huge relief- it was total total value for money. I realized that its not the way she looks- but the way service is- and this is where whatever superpimp suggested came to be true. She dressed up- I gave. 5K as tip and she said this:
She: aap aenge dubara mere pass? (will you come to me again?)
Me: yes, of course
She: hehehehe
She: apna number de dijie (give me your phone number, then!)
ME: HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
So it went off good and I thanked R*m*sh for his hospitality and I and muushy ventured out to Bad* Miy** to have baida rotis to rejuvenate ourselves from exhaustion.
Rating:
BJ-9/10
GFE-9/10
FS-9/10
Looks-5/10
Service-9/10
Damages: 2200+ 50 condiboy+ 500 Shw*t*
Mosquito alert: Theres this girl called S*mr*n who seems quite a stunner- quite quite beautiful actually- at 3. 5K- but superpimp told me she's not too great in service- maybe someone should try her and list the experience- she seemed to be the best looking of the lot but we chanced upon her on our way out and Johnny had gone on indefinite strike already so we let her go.
Proud to be a new member, proud to have made to NL- cheers to the forum and all the lovely people who spend their valuable time in posting FRs. My apologies to good friend muushy- hope no offence taken.
I hope you liked this one, until next time- here's a buzz from red mosquito.[/QUOTE]
Genuine ayurvedic masseuse
Hi there,
Im lookin for a genuine ayurvedic massage place with women masseuses. And perhaps just a HJ at the end would make it even better.
Anyone ever come across such a place in Mumbai?
