Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[QUOTE=Fon Tok;1137466]Daddy, trust me, Rin looks old enough to be your grandmother! Why don't you bring a few of your WS young go-go lovelies over to BKK and have Rin give them a training session. I'll help organize it. You can be the balls massage test "dummy."[/QUOTE]Great idea, Fon Tok! Why don't you bring Rin with you the next time you visit Pattaya and she can teach my favorite regulars her tricks?

Seriously, Rin is doing something teachable. She obviously knows exactly how to push all the right buttons while squeezing the bag. Yet no one has ever described a similar experience with a different lady on this forum. Any beautiful young woman who knows how to do that would be golden.

We should do a video with point by point presentation of the technique and use it to teach every female on the planet how to give handjobs from heaven.

[QUOTE=NicFrenchy;1137169]I think I know. .[/QUOTE]You are too freakin funny. You knew you knew! [QUOTE=Daddy07;1137173]3 letters starting with "R," perhaps?[/QUOTE]I think we have a winner![QUOTE=Fon Tok;1137466]Daddy, trust me, Rin looks old enough to be your grandmother! [/QUOTE]All this talk about how old she looks had me really worried. For years I haven't gone since I figured that she'd be so ragged looking that her balls massage wouldn't be enough for me to get off. I figured that the shop was dark and dank and the picture y'all painted was really bad. I was pleasantly surprised.So with the possibility that some day she'll retire and I'll have missed out, and having spent a few days in hospital, I was looking for a plain ol' massage. Then I figured that what I really wanted was a massage with a no effort release. Seemed like a good fit. I rang up Hana and booked an appointment for an hour from then. I decided to hoof it from 19 to 22 and followed the advice of the third soi on the left. Well the 3rd soi on the left has nothing in it. I got far down enough to find the residential area and a small Thai neighborhood ala Huai Kwang. No Hana Massage. I returned and remembered the talk of the Imperial Queen. So I kept walking and found it then counted and there on the third Soi was the place I was looking for.Rin was waiting at the entrance. Asked if I booked by phone. I acknowledged. I selected 90 minute gel massage and up we went. A/c on, into the shower on to the table and the massage was nice. It was what I was looking for. Other than saying that it was hot outside before I got into the shower I didn't speak a word after choosing the gel massage. I figured I'd just let her do her thing. It really was ecstacy though I think she may have bruised a tendon or something. Minor hernia? Anyway... she remained fully clothed (I'm not into big tits so wasn't curious) and release was by hand. I wasn't in the mood and didn't have the energy for anything more adventurous. By the end my whole body was shaking, my teeth were chattering. She offered a head massage and I noticed when she started that my teeth were still chattering. Ecstasy. I reckon I'll be back.

[QUOTE=Fon Tok; 1136777]Go to the Suzie Wong bar in Soi Cowboy around 8:30 Pm and talk to the fat mamasan named On. Bring your lady and tell On what you desire.

On will sit with you while you watch the girls dance and tell you who the nasty Bi- ones are. If you like her looks she will call the lady over to sit with you. On closer inspection, if you like her buy a lady drink (tequila works best) , and then you and your lady can decide which ladies you want to do. [/QUOTE]I don't think any of the mamasans at Suzie W is trully fat. Tai is skinny lady boy, and another likes to get drunk but is not fat. But there is a waitress that is fat. I thought her name was Or but I could be mistaken (could be On). She likes to show off her big tits sometimes. I guess she does know everything including which girls are really Bi. There are one or two I believe. Nu with the Spiky hair probably is, and Bo indicated she was really lusting after Teuan, but I am still not sure if she is a real dinky-di Bi.

[QUOTE=Syzygies;1137676]I don't think any of the mamasans at Suzie W is trully fat. Tai is skinny lady boy, and another likes to get drunk but is not fat. But there is a waitress that is fat. I thought her name was Or but I could be mistaken (could be On). She likes to show off her big tits sometimes. I guess she does know everything including which girls are really Bi. There are one or two I believe. Nu with the Spiky hair probably is, and Bo indicated she was really lusting after Teuan, but I am still not sure if she is a real dinky-di Bi.[/QUOTE]For what it's worth, I sat with On just a few nights ago outside the bar drinking, and we spoke at length about many things. I know nothing about the hierarchy of that particular bar, maybe she was demoted because she is so fat?Is any P4P Thai girl truly anything except hungry for money? For a good massage and fuck, try Pond at Tulip. She'll fuck another woman, too, if you pay her enough. Is she bi? Your lady won't care.

[QUOTE]Not a long soapy. Only CBJ, that sucks, although it was one of the better BJs I've had during my stay thus far. The lay was okay. * * * Lastly, the slight increase in price compared to Annie's is worth it for the (on average in my opinion) better looking women.[/QUOTE]There are definitely some hotties at Nataree among the sideline girls. Very youthful in appearance, with slim toned bodies and cute faces. But if I'm going to pay 2500 (plus my drink and a tip for the cheer man) I expect to get a bareback blowjob. Perhaps some of the Nataree regulars can advise on how to ensure a bareback blow job. Is this something that can be negotiated in advance with the cheer man? Bunky

[QUOTE=Bunky; 1138020]Perhaps some of the Nataree regulars can advise on how to ensure a bareback blow job. Is this something that can be negotiated in advance with the cheer man?

Bunky[/QUOTE]Was covered already, make sure you tip the Papasan (or cheerman as you call it) and ask him. That way he can also say (in Thai) to the girl to ensure she does a BBBJ.

[QUOTE=Bunky; 1138020]There are definitely some hotties at Nataree among the sideline girls. Very youthful in appearance, with slim toned bodies and cute faces. But if I'm going to pay 2500 (plus my drink and a tip for the cheer man) I expect to get a bareback blowjob. Perhaps some of the Nataree regulars can advise on how to ensure a bareback blow job. Is this something that can be negotiated in advance with the cheer man? Bunky[/QUOTE]I was there two months ago and as Papa-San laid out the services, he did mentioned covered BB but this girl was so cute I had to try her. Luckily she did provide me an uncovered BJ. You can sit with the girls and chat with them before going up to the room and ask them privately about their individual services.

So I decided to give EZ Massage a go and I'm happy I did. Happy enough that I returned to try someone suggested by another member.

Was given the book and was told that several ladies weren't there. I asked for a lineup and the first girl out made good eye contact and smiled the whole time. The others were a mixed bag and in the end I selected that first one, G.

I wanted to just go with the flow so I selected a 1. 5 hour lotion massage. I didn't opt for the "special" package that they had. I paid for the massage before going upstairs. We go up there to a nice sized room with no shower.

G went and got her stuff and then said it was time for a shower. She helped me disrobe and put on the waffle robe. We walked over to the shower room which had a floor covered with stones and a few large stepping stones that you can stand on. She remained fully clothed and helped me to shower, making sure the good bits were all thoroughly cleaned.

Back to the room I got an ok massage and nice attention spent to the right bits from behind and at some point was asked if I want special. I acknowledged and then she really turned up the heat. She rimmed me without any prompting. Eventually I flipped over and started to kiss her and things went well from there.

Great body and face, good performance. Happy all around. She said that she used to work at Angel.

So the next day I had an hour to kill and it was suggested that I go back and pay a visit to another of the girls, N. She was great. Perfect boy for me and great attitude. BJ was covered but generally I was very happy.

Between the two, I'd be more likely to repeat with the first but I'd happily repeat with them both.

I had a two day stopover from Philippines back to my country.Bo / Mango :As I had outcalled her already two times, I made a booking in advance to have a good time at the day when I arrived. No doubt, Bo still provides excellent service, and it is also an advantage to have a girl who knows what You need, but this was the last time of outcall. After three times a little bit of thrill is missing and, meanwhile she has silicon tits, and this turned me off. Anyway still recommendable for someone who likes it.Belle / Snow White :Went to Snow White the next day at 1pm. Just 4 ladies there and I selected Belle. She has pictures on the home page but they must be 3 years old and she has some more kilos meanwhile. But she still looks pretty and she's quite tall. Excellent service again, DFK, BBBJ and lots of AR. Easy to be moved to different positions. She also provides A+

[QUOTE=Fon Tok;1137683]For what it's worth, I sat with On just a few nights ago outside the bar drinking, and we spoke at length about many things. I know nothing about the hierarchy of that particular bar, maybe she was demoted because she is so fat?[/QUOTE]There is an old chubby mamasan with specs called "So" but she keeps a low profile.I often sit with fat waitress inside named "Or" or "Awe" depending on how you want to spell it, I guess. I checked and the fat gossipy waitress/staff is definitely named this way. She often sold ping pong balls in the past, but haven't seen them lately. May sound like "On" to westerners. I was chatting to her last night but that might be subject of a post in BKK thread. Could there be a 2nd fat one? I'm not sure.

[QUOTE=Syzygies;1138399]There is an old chubby mamasan with specs called "So" but she keeps a low profile. I often sit with fat waitress inside named "Or" or "Awe" depending on how you want to spell it, I guess. I checked and the fat gossipy waitress/staff is definitely named this way. She often sold ping pong balls in the past, but haven't seen them lately. May sound like "On" to westerners. I was chatting to her last night but that might be subject of a post in BKK thread. Could there be a 2nd fat one? I'm not sure.[/QUOTE]I think we're talking about the same woman, but there are a couple in there that could fit this description. The one I'm referring to previously lived in the US for a long period. She does like to show off her "big milk" on a regular basis, so it's probably the same. Likely, just a waitress, after all.As far as a correct name goes, who can hear anything in those clubs anyway except ladies screeching,"taaa queee laaa." I read your BKK post and I was at SW saturday night, too, and spoke with her briefly, but she she was bouncing around selling girls and lady drinks. My wingman barfined one of the "ab nam" girls. Coincidence?

[QUOTE=Fon Tok; 1138470]I think we're talking about the same woman, but there are a couple in there that could fit this description. The one I'm referring to previously lived in the US for a long period. She does like to show off her "big milk" on a regular basis, so it's probably the same. Likely, just a waitress, after all.As far as a correct name goes, who can hear anything in those clubs anyway except ladies screeching,"taaa queee laaa." I read your BKK post and I was at SW Saturday night, too, and spoke with her briefly, but she she was bouncing around selling girls and lady drinks. My wingman barfined one of the "ab nam" girls. Coincidence? [/QUOTE]The guy who BFed my Aap Naam girl seemed to be sitting alone and had just come in. Was Pita123 your wingman? (see other post by Pita123) Strangely I didn't spot either of you. I know what Pita123 looks like. I left very shortly after the Aap Naam show.Anyway, no big deal who got the Aap Naam girl, because I ended up with a super girl from Baccara.

[QUOTE=Syzygies; 1138645]The guy who BFed my Aap Naam girl seemed to be sitting alone and had just come in. Was Pita123 your wingman? (see other post by Pita123) Strangely I didn't spot either of you. I know what Pita123 looks like. I left very shortly after the Aap Naam show.

Anyway, no big deal who got the Aap Naam girl, because I ended up with a super girl from Baccara. [/QUOTE]You know what I look like?

[QUOTE=Syzygies;1138645]I know what Pita123 looks like.[/QUOTE]For those who don't know Pita123, here's a pic.

[QUOTE=NicFrenchy;1138653]For those who don't know Pita123, here's a pic.[/QUOTE]Damn you. I told you to stop photo-shopping your face on my body!